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What To Do
Posted by: frustrated ()
Date: June 25, 2012 01:27AM

My husband refuses to shave his dick and balls. How can I convince him that cock hairs are repulsive? Actually, so is his cock, but that's another subject.

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Re: What To Do
Posted by: grouper ()
Date: June 25, 2012 01:29AM

edit by Cary: Multiple CSS hacks, second offense, user banned, account disabled.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/13/2012 08:43AM by grouper.

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Re: What To Do
Posted by: L ()
Date: June 25, 2012 01:42AM

She's right here

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Re: What To Do
Posted by: nuts ()
Date: June 25, 2012 02:27AM

A lot of the nail spas will wax it off for you lickety-split. Then she will be happy.

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Re: What To Do
Posted by: Dick. ()
Date: June 25, 2012 07:33PM

How about a compromise. Tell him if he shaves off his gorilla bush, you'll stop complaining about his fat ass.

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Re: What To Do
Posted by: Mama Lucia ()
Date: June 25, 2012 07:39PM

Cook him some spaghetti and meatballs tonight and garnish the meatballs with blonde hairs.

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Re: What To Do
Posted by: cooking chicken currently ()
Date: June 25, 2012 08:43PM

your husband probably has a small thing

a bush makes it not so noticeable

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Re: What To Do
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 25, 2012 10:23PM

Only a selfish, shallow man would refuse to do this simple thing for you.

Does he not realize he's ruining your sex life?

Have you suggested laser hair removal?

For a few thousand dollars he could make his penis and balls nice and smooth for you.

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Re: What To Do
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 25, 2012 10:26PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Only a selfish, shallow man would refuse to do
> this simple thing for you.
>
> Does he not realize he's ruining your sex life?
>
> Have you suggested laser hair removal?
>
> For a few thousand dollars he could make his penis
> and balls nice and smooth for you.





I have smooth balls and a squeaky clean penis....


How about I shove it up your ass....it'll slide in real easy.

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Re: What To Do
Date: June 25, 2012 10:59PM

Been drinking tonight?

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Re: What To Do
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 25, 2012 11:09PM

Viscount Monteforte d_Alsace Wrote:
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> Been drinking tonight?





No, but after Alias has a few drinks, she likes it like this.....




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Re: What To Do
Date: June 25, 2012 11:12PM

Doubt that Alias looks like that though.

Not sure why women are so up tight with a guy coming in their asses. its not like they're going to get pregnant or anything.

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Re: What To Do
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 25, 2012 11:16PM

Viscount Monteforte d_Alsace Wrote:
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> Doubt that Alias looks like that though.




You're right, she's more like this.....



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Re: What To Do
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: June 25, 2012 11:22PM

Nice piss flaps

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Re: What To Do
Date: June 25, 2012 11:24PM

I think you're projecting.

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Re: What To Do
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 25, 2012 11:26PM

Viscount Monteforte d_Alsace Wrote:
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> I think you're projecting.
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Re: What To Do
Date: June 25, 2012 11:32PM

please dont post pornography in the forum

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Re: What To Do
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: June 26, 2012 12:00AM

blow jobs are always a good incentive

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Re: What To Do
Date: June 26, 2012 12:05AM

Her lips remind me of a babboon in heat.

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Re: What To Do
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 26, 2012 12:14AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Only a selfish, shallow man would refuse to do
> this simple thing for you.
>
> Does he not realize he's ruining your sex life?
>
> Have you suggested laser hair removal?
>
> For a few thousand dollars he could make his penis
> and balls nice and smooth for you.


And, if he doesn't have the money, he can always take out a low interest loan or apply for a penis/ball hair removal grant.

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Re: What To Do
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: June 26, 2012 12:14AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Only a selfish, shallow man would refuse to do
> > this simple thing for you.
> >
> > Does he not realize he's ruining your sex life?
>
> >
> > Have you suggested laser hair removal?
> >
> > For a few thousand dollars he could make his
> penis
> > and balls nice and smooth for you.
>
>
> And, if he doesn't have the money, he can always
> take out a low interest loan or apply for a
> penis/ball hair removal grant.


pretty sure the red cross covers this

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Re: What To Do
Date: June 26, 2012 12:28AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Only a selfish, shallow man would refuse to do
> > this simple thing for you.
> >
> > Does he not realize he's ruining your sex life?
>
> >
> > Have you suggested laser hair removal?
> >
> > For a few thousand dollars he could make his
> penis
> > and balls nice and smooth for you.
>
>
> And, if he doesn't have the money, he can always
> take out a low interest loan or apply for a
> penis/ball hair removal grant.

how about just removing your balls?

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Re: What To Do
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 26, 2012 12:55AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Only a selfish, shallow man would refuse to
> do
> > > this simple thing for you.
> > >
> > > Does he not realize he's ruining your sex
> life?
> >
> > >
> > > Have you suggested laser hair removal?
> > >
> > > For a few thousand dollars he could make his
> > penis
> > > and balls nice and smooth for you.
> >
> >
> > And, if he doesn't have the money, he can
> always
> > take out a low interest loan or apply for a
> > penis/ball hair removal grant.
>
>
> pretty sure the red cross covers this


ah, then the shallow man can have his offensive private parts fixed with nothing more than a co-pay and 6 months of painful treatments.

hate to imagine the OP suffering from an unsatisfying sex life due to a hairy penis, which would inevitably lead to a nasty drawn-out pubic divorce.

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Re: What To Do
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 26, 2012 01:13AM

Viscount Monteforte d_Alsace Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Only a selfish, shallow man would refuse to
> do
> > > this simple thing for you.
> > >
> > > Does he not realize he's ruining your sex
> life?
> >
> > >
> > > Have you suggested laser hair removal?
> > >
> > > For a few thousand dollars he could make his
> > penis
> > > and balls nice and smooth for you.
> >
> >
> > And, if he doesn't have the money, he can
> always
> > take out a low interest loan or apply for a
> > penis/ball hair removal grant.


> how about just removing your balls?


Assuming you're speaking figuratively...... no, I think I'll hang on to them.

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