My girlfriend wants us to try anal sex but I'm on the fence. Isn't it unclean to try to put my penis in there? She thinks we would really enjoy it, but I think it's kind've nasty. I mean, her shit comes out of her ass.

lube. lots of lube (if it's her first time)

if you use both hands and stay still, the fence might hold up. ask her to use a small size strap-on for your first time.

There's no way a guy wrote that, the girl wrote it.

two guys

just dont do anal and then give up and put it in her vagoo. She can get a nasty infection that way.

you sure you have a penis?

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Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> you sure you have a penis?
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> pic unrelated

Yes, I have a penis. What kind've question is that?
Do you have a penis or just a 1/4 turn ball valve that you open to piss out of?

Lol. Most dudes have to beg or get their chick hammered in order to do it and yours WANTS to? Don't be a douche. Fuck her in the ass. You can always shower afterward.

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Warhawk Wrote:
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> Lol. Most dudes have to beg or get their chick
> hammered in order to do it and yours WANTS to?
> Don't be a douche. Fuck her in the ass. You can
> always shower afterward.


lol "don't be a douche"

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Lol. Most dudes have to beg or get their chick
> hammered in order to do it and yours WANTS to?
> Don't be a douche. Fuck her in the ass. You can
> always shower afterward.


true that.

op, if its too much for you to please your chick with anal, get hammered, stick it in, then repeat "eeeee this is icky, this is icky" over and over again. man up faggot and fuck your chick in the ass.

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Warhawk Wrote:
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> Lol. Most dudes have to beg or get their chick
> hammered in order to do it and yours WANTS to?


This is why I think it it a troll post and no guy would write that.

justsayin Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
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> > Lol. Most dudes have to beg or get their chick
> > hammered in order to do it and yours WANTS to?
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> This is why I think it it a troll post and no guy
> would write that.

It is NOT a troll post and I am a guy.

I think it's nasty to put your dick in your girlfriend's ass. SHIT comes out of it!

KarlSmith Wrote:
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> > > Lol. Most dudes have to beg or get their
> chick
> > > hammered in order to do it and yours WANTS to?
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> > This is why I think it it a troll post and no
> guy
> > would write that.
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> It is NOT a troll post and I am a guy.
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> I think it's nasty to put your dick in your
> girlfriend's ass. SHIT comes out of it!

If it does while you're nailing her, maybe what she needs is a "bigger" boyfriend.

Which reminds me.........pics or GTFO!

KarlSmith Wrote:
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> It is NOT a troll post and I am a guy.
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> I think it's nasty to put your dick in your
> girlfriend's ass. SHIT comes out of it!


but fucking a hole where urine, blood, and other excretions come out of is ok by your high standards?

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bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > It is NOT a troll post and I am a guy.
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> > I think it's nasty to put your dick in your
> > girlfriend's ass. SHIT comes out of it!
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>
> but fucking a hole where urine, blood, and other
> excretions come out of is ok by your high
> standards?
If it slips in too easy and she says, "More, more" , you might be in trouble. She's the village bicycle.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> but fucking a hole where urine, blood, and other
> excretions come out of is ok by your high
> standards?


eesh logic

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> KarlSmith Wrote:
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> > It is NOT a troll post and I am a guy.
> >
> > I think it's nasty to put your dick in your
> > girlfriend's ass. SHIT comes out of it!
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> but fucking a hole where urine, blood, and other
> excretions come out of is ok by your high
> standards?


Hello? Urine does not come out of a vagina!

poop is worse than pee, that's why

What if a poo nugget gets lodged in your pee hole? I think you should give your girl an enema or two before you slip it in the sphincter. That way, she'll be a little more loose for the goose.

I have a friend who cornholed his wife so much his piss stream split in 2 because his prick had so much shit in it.

There's something wrong with your girlfriend. Get a new girlfriend. Sorry, but this is a very strange thing for a woman to want this . . . this is not pleasant at all. At least make sure she doesn't have AIDS. This is the number one way it is transmitted. It's disgusting.

I always do my girlfriend in the butt. Damn, it's like a suction cup when I'm in there!!!! Before I do her there though I make sure she has used the bathroom within a day or that day to make sure she is cleaned out in there and that she also showers before hand because i love giving her analingus, it drives her crazy because how many guys lick the hole!!!! Make sure you use alot of lube and I say alot because you want to make sure of her and your comfort. By the way, my g/f is Asian and her hole is small and tight!!! Up to you if you want to use a condom or not. I don't use one but make sure you clean off your pecker after you are done. If your g/f wants to do ATM(ass to mouth) afterwards, even better, just make sure you tell her you aren't going to kiss her afterwards!!!! Finally, if you decide to blow your load in her butt have a towel underneath her because when you pull out she'll want to squirt it back out because of the muscle reflex, it's a normal thing. Just make sure she doesn't cum fart all over you though.

GOOD LUCK AND ENJOY!!!!!

I'm clearly going to be in the minority here, but I don't think it's worth the effort. If it's her first time, you have to go slow and careful until she gets used to it or else she's just going to start screaming and crying. It's not naturally lubricated so you have to use lube which is inherently messy. It stinks up the room. You can't go back to regular vaginal sex without taking a shower first. You can't be too rough or you might perforate the wall between the anus and the vagina.

Just not worth the effort. It's nice as a novelty when you've exhausted the rest of the catalogue of sexual acts, but it's not something I'd want to do on even a semi regular basis.

I'll take one for the forum... I'll take this girlfriend through her first time. If she likes it she can bug this "boyfriend" more, if she doesn't then problem solved for everyone.

HERSHEY HIGHWAY MAN Wrote:
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> I always do my girlfriend in the butt. Damn, it's
> like a suction cup when I'm in there!!!! Before I
> do her there though I make sure she has used the
> bathroom within a day or that day to make sure she
> is cleaned out in there and that she also showers
> before hand because i love giving her analingus,
> it drives her crazy because how many guys lick the
> hole!!!! Make sure you use alot of lube and I say
> alot because you want to make sure of her and your
> comfort. By the way, my g/f is Asian and her hole
> is small and tight!!! Up to you if you want to
> use a condom or not. I don't use one but make
> sure you clean off your pecker after you are done.
> If your g/f wants to do ATM(ass to mouth)
> afterwards, even better, just make sure you tell
> her you aren't going to kiss her afterwards!!!!
> Finally, if you decide to blow your load in her
> butt have a towel underneath her because when you
> pull out she'll want to squirt it back out because
> of the muscle reflex, it's a normal thing. Just
> make sure she doesn't cum fart all over you
> though.
>
> GOOD LUCK AND ENJOY!!!!!

Well, you certainly made it sound appealing.

For crying out loud you fucking pussy, MAN UP AND FUCK HER IN THE ASS IF THAT IS WHAT SHE WANTS!!!!!

HERSHEY HIGHWAY MAN.......I've been on the recieveing end of a cum fart and it's not pretty!!!!!!

JUST PUT A CONDOM ON AND GO FOR IT!

go for it man it feels better than puss

Post pics too after you cum into her tight, puckered asshole. And have her rub her puss and clit while you work in and out real slowly on her ass.

My girlfriend loves butt sex more than vaginal sex. If she wants butt sex then, man, you have to tap it in the ass. The feeling is AWESOME!! Cumming in the butt feels just as good too.

fucking a man it's exciting but it's less aobut what she wan'ts and more about what you want to give her! I'm telling women love that command and conquer shit!

1. She wants anal sex, GIVE IT TO HER!
2. Make sure you wash up afterwards.
3. REPEAT #1 & 2 EVERYTIME YOU HAVE ANAL SEX!

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Brian Haddock Wrote:
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> Anal sex with females? Ewww...I only like it with
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Make sure of one thing,

Make sure she is clean inside down there, meaning, make sure she has used the bathroom recently because you don't want a MUD MONSTER popping out after you've done the backdoor deed with her!!!