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Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: Aw shucks ()
Date: June 24, 2012 07:12PM

Or wax there either. Any thoughts from you ladies about how she could be convinced to go bare there?

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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: EEsh Boyfriend ()
Date: June 24, 2012 07:19PM

I'm glad I dont't have that problem with EEsh, he all bald and he eveh shaves his nuts.

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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: June 24, 2012 07:20PM

Why won't she? I hate pubic hair. Tell her you won't give her oral unless it's smooth down there.

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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: sad sac ()
Date: June 24, 2012 07:23PM

ur wife doesn't like you

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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: LOLLL ()
Date: June 24, 2012 07:28PM

Eesh don't like sucking on hairy nuts sacks, LoL

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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: Well ()
Date: June 24, 2012 07:54PM

Aw shucks Wrote:
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> Or wax there either. Any thoughts from you ladies
> about how she could be convinced to go bare there?


Do you shave your penis?

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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: June 24, 2012 08:14PM

The guy she's screwing while you're at work probably likes the foliage.

Find him and convince him to convince her. Problem solved.

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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: A Female ()
Date: June 24, 2012 08:31PM

Well, now you've convinced her that she's hideous. I would drop the subject if I were you, or you won't need to worry about whether she has hair or not, if you know what I mean.

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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: grouper ()
Date: June 24, 2012 08:49PM

Aw shucks Wrote:
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> Or wax there either. Any thoughts from you ladies
> about how she could be convinced to go bare there?


Do you shave your balls?

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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: another woman ()
Date: June 24, 2012 08:51PM

A Female Wrote:
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> Well, now you've convinced her that she's hideous.
> I would drop the subject if I were you, or you
> won't need to worry about whether she has hair or
> not, if you know what I mean.


this is what is wrong with marriage and couples today. if your lover requests something harmless like shaving then what is the big deal? i would do it for my husband.

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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: June 24, 2012 09:31PM

Maybe you could try a compromise? Like well trimmed? Or if her concern is ingrown hairs/bumps, discuss laser hair removal?

I don't understand her viewpoint, but since this could have an impact on your sex life (which is a necessary part of a healthy relationship) it seems like she should be willing to find a mutually agreeable solution.

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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: June 24, 2012 09:34PM

Aw shucks Wrote:
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> Or wax there either. Any thoughts from you ladies
> about how she could be convinced to go bare there?
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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 24, 2012 09:37PM

EEsh Boyfriend Wrote:
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> I'm glad I dont't have that problem with EEsh, he
> all bald and he eveh shaves his nuts.






Not shaven, waxed. A razor tears up the sack, even a electric razor snags the skin down there.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: Aw shucks ()
Date: June 25, 2012 02:36AM

Kittie Wrote:
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> Why won't she? I hate pubic hair. Tell her you
> won't give her oral unless it's smooth down there.

She's said it's a hassle and the regrowth itches. She's also just over 40, maybe hair removal down below is something more for the younger set.

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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: Idea for you ()
Date: June 25, 2012 07:31AM

Buy her a lazer treatment gift certificate. Make sure you do your research. I would recommend a plastic surgeon or a demermatoligist office too. Just make sure it is the dr performing the procedure.

Good luck.

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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: perspective ()
Date: June 25, 2012 07:53AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Not shaven, waxed. A razor tears up the sack

Not if you do it right, you need to stretch the skin out a little to give a smooth surface for the razor to work with. I shave with a regular razor about once a week and have no problems. Any discomfort at all is solved by the miracle of gold bond.

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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: sensitive skin ()
Date: June 25, 2012 09:09AM

Is your wife Asian? I think most of them don't have a habit to shave down there.
You may get a hair removal cream for her. Painless is a key point.
Put it on the area and shower it off. If she's reluctant, you can do it for her!

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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: June 25, 2012 12:52PM

Take your wife to the top of a staircase.
Stick your hand down her pants as if you'd like to get frisky with her.
Grab as large a handful of hair as you can pull together.
Push her down the stairs without losing your grip.

By the time she gets to the bottom of the stairs, the pain from having most of her pubic hair ripped out will be minimal.

Problem solved.
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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: spa treatment ()
Date: June 25, 2012 12:57PM

The Red Door Spa in Fairfax Corner does a great bikini waxing.

If I may ask do you know why why wife stopped grooming below? Do you groom?

When was the last time you two had together? She may not feel sexy anymore or needs to let loose.

Grab a bottle of wine and have some fun. Life is short.

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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: June 25, 2012 03:44PM

for the lulz
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Re: Wife won't shave down below
Posted by: aw shcucks ()
Date: July 06, 2012 03:27PM

another woman Wrote:
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> A Female Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, now you've convinced her that she's
> hideous.
> > I would drop the subject if I were you, or you
> > won't need to worry about whether she has hair
> or
> > not, if you know what I mean.
>
>
> this is what is wrong with marriage and couples
> today. if your lover requests something harmless
> like shaving then what is the big deal? i would do
> it for my husband.


These two answers (both presumably from women) sum up the dilemma. One reader seems offended by the request, thinking it means she's not attractive. The other understands it will heighten the pleasure for her lover and would do it to please.

Now, how to change the mind of the mind of the first reader "A Female"?

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