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Re: Front Royal Funks
Posted by: Henro ()
Date: December 11, 2014 11:39AM

Authorities identified the victim as Simon Jefferson Funk Jr. of Front Royal.

Correction Funk caught a bullet.

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Re: Front Royal Funks
Posted by: stillted ()
Date: December 11, 2014 02:27PM

And we are still ready to kick your ass if you need it.

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Re: Front Royal Funks
Posted by: abelard ()
Date: December 12, 2014 03:26PM

>> Southern culture on the skids
>
>lol, that band sucked.

This will impress absolutely no one but I actually hung out with these fuckers. I was in the midst of a break-up and was drinking my way across Chapel Hill NC and ended up in a house with strangers sitting on a sofa, drinking shitty beer, and watching Wrestling Women vs. the Aztec Mummy with some tall guy in a douche hat. Went to see them play a night or two later, didn't care for it. Rockabilly, not my favorite.

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Re: Front Royal Funks
Posted by: Henro ()
Date: November 03, 2015 08:43AM

Daryl Funk for Court Clerk.
I voted for Daryl today.

No not him-

His other bother Daryl.

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Re: Front Royal Funks
Posted by: MountainGirl ()
Date: January 14, 2016 10:10PM

This is beyond ignorant. This is a good town with flaws like everywhere else. None of you people have any decency at all. I went to a cool with a girl and graduated with her. These aren't some hills have eyes freaks you are talking I'll of.

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Re: Front Royal Funks
Posted by: Henro ()
Date: January 15, 2016 11:00AM

SCHOOL Mountain girl ?
What is hills have eyes, freaks?
What else have you done with Funks?

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Re: Front Royal Funks
Posted by: The Funks of 40,000 years ()
Date: January 15, 2016 11:08AM

MountainGirl Wrote:
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> This is beyond ignorant. This is a good town with
> flaws like everywhere else. None of you people
> have any decency at all. I went to a cool with a
> girl and graduated with her. These aren't some
> hills have eyes freaks you are talking I'll of.



Damn, were you skatin' on oxy when you wrote that?

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Re: Front Royal Funks
Posted by: i made a song ()
Date: January 15, 2016 12:57PM

Mountain girl went to cool and thought it was school. She must be a Funk

(Singing a country song)

Papa knew I was heart broke
Then he sat me on his knee
He said
If you want to find true love
Pick the fruit from the family tree

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Re: Front Royal Funks
Posted by: Becky123 ()
Date: November 12, 2018 09:00PM

Yes, go hand out in Front Royal

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Re: Front Royal Funks
Posted by: Amanda ()
Date: April 24, 2020 01:34PM

The Funks are real. I know them. They are not inbred. They have a disorder called:

Cleidocranial dysostosis (CCD), also called cleidocranial dysplasia, is a birth defect that mostly affects the bones and teeth. The collarbones are typically either poorly developed or absent, which allows the shoulders to be brought close together.
Other names: Cleidocranial dysplasia, Marie-S...
Causes: Genetic (RUNX2 gene)
Differential diagnosis: Mandibuloacral dysplas...
Diagnostic method: Based on symptoms and X...

They are very nice and the Funk men all seem to score pretty good looking women and they are all married with cute kids. There are going to be rednecks every where. These are just good old country boys (and girls) and seem to be good people.

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Re: Front Royal Funks
Posted by: Jizzabelle ()
Date: January 14, 2022 10:26AM

Oh, it's true. I know them personally. Most of them suffer from hypotolerism (eyes too far apart) and some have cranial vault - like their skull's dented in the middle. Also, the original Funk father died. He looked like a really weird short person. The matriarch, Stella Funk, is either married to or just with an African American man. She LET him and her daughter, Lisa Funk, breed so Lisa's biracial son's father is also his grandfather. It's really disturbing that someone would eff up their own family like that.

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