So, my gf is slurpin' on my beef pipe last night and fingerin' my ass when all of the sudden I just uncontrollably blow my load onto her tonsils...

When I asked her what that was all about...she said she massaged my probate. I had to look that word up and now I'm not sure what processing the will of someone who's dead has to do with this...

Oh...and does the fact that I like my gf to finger my anus while she's blowing me mean I'm gay? The thought of a guy doing that is unappealing to me...

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It is only gay if your gf has manhands dude.

Sherman Wrote:
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> A bunch of fucking ridculous nonsense...

You've inadvertently submitted your fantasy sex story to the wrong forum. You want http://www.penthousevariations.com

If you're going to be a sick fuck, at least be entertaining.

She's a keeper. Someone trained her well.

If you're doing it with a girl, you're not gay. Personally I draw the line at pegging. IMO, if you like your girlfriend nailing you in the ass with a strap-on, you've probably got some latent homosexual tendencies.

That's PROSTATE, not probate...Christ

Are you sure?

Doesn't Get The Joke Guy Wrote:
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> That's PROSTATE, not probate...Christ

Signatures are for fags

IT's means she's hot LOTS of training and practice. Ask her how many dicks she's sucked.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Are you sure?
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> Doesn't Get The Joke Guy Wrote:
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> > That's PROSTATE, not probate...Christ

Fuck you, Harry...ya' know? You clearly don't get the reference...

Man, I wonder how I missed the reference when your screen name is the titular character of the movie!!!

Clearly doesn't get the joke guy Wrote:
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> Fuck you, Harry...ya' know? You clearly don't get
> the reference...

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Man, I wonder how I missed the reference when your
> screen name is the titular character of the
> movie!!!
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> Clearly doesn't get the joke guy Wrote:
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> > Fuck you, Harry...ya' know? You clearly don't
> get
> > the reference...

Then how is it I'm the "doesn't get the joke guy" when I'm the guy MAKING the reference? I'm sorry about your penis, Harry...maybe you could do us all a favor and drag a rusty fish hook down it, huh?

Now you are asking me to explain the joke...

Case in point...

Double guns! *pew* *pew*

Painfully oblivious to the joke guy Wrote:
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> Then how is it I'm the "doesn't get the joke guy"...?

Signatures are for fags

man, I was banging my gf the other night and I was so deep into her vulvo and that she was just squirting lady cum every which way and when I got to the labias she became to start moaning so loud the neighbor next door could here us doing it. she began to vibrate uncontrollable and it was so hot I could not contain me, she is just organism over and begins to ejacilate just like a porno I saw. man sex is great, I love to do it so Much!!

Dude, first of all you can't spell. Second, for her to squirt while penetrating her you must have either (a) been fucking her shallow in her hole or (b) have a small dick! Let's be clear on one thing, (and I am an authority on female ejaculation) There is almost no way that she squirted with you banging her tonsils like you would have us believing. Just sayin'. If any female would like to chime in, please feel free.
Dennis

manly man Wrote:
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> man sex is great, I love to do it so Much!!



"Man sex is great, I love to do it so Much!!!"