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Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: Dan Allen ()
Date: June 13, 2012 02:34PM

Can anyone in the area help me become a vampire? I will do anything...

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Re: Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: June 13, 2012 02:50PM

Talk to the bartender at So Addictive Lounge

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Re: Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: unsure ()
Date: June 13, 2012 02:56PM

I didn't know so addictive was a vampire bar...
I always thought it is where men had sex with each other of shots of patron.

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Re: Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: June 13, 2012 03:24PM

Dan Allen Wrote:
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> Can anyone in the area help me become a vampire? I
> will do anything...

After midnight, stand out on the street at 4100 Chain Bridge Road in Fairfax, and shout "COME TO ME NOSFERATU, COME TO ME!" over and over at the top of your lungs.

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Re: Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 13, 2012 03:25PM

Bath salts.

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Re: Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: Andrew Ryan ()
Date: June 13, 2012 03:35PM

Well,
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Re: Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: June 13, 2012 03:36PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Bath salts.


That's zombie, not Vampire. Wrong undead.

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I can help
Posted by: Van Helsing ()
Date: June 13, 2012 03:38PM

Step 1: Drink 3 douches while blind folded. Do not gargle, do not spit.

Step 2: Pinch your nipples and say "I AM EDWARD!" 6 times in your best snoop dog voice.

Step3: Light your armpit hairs on fire.


Step 4: Reveal yourself in front of a Chinese woman.


Now, you are a real life Vampire.

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Re: Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 13, 2012 03:47PM

justsayin Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
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> > Bath salts.
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> That's zombie, not Vampire. Wrong undead.


Dammit, I was hoping he'd do bath salts and get pissed at us for turning into a zombie. Maybe he needs to become a werewolf.



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Re: Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: NRA 75 ()
Date: June 13, 2012 03:50PM

Book a trip to Romania. It will help their tourism industry by 50%, and get you out of Fairfax at the same time, win win.

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Re: Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: June 13, 2012 05:35PM

Suck on a used tampon and you will become one of the undead

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Re: Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: Sean Oneil ()
Date: June 13, 2012 06:05PM

I'll suck your dick for a dollar

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Re: Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: Dan Allen. ()
Date: June 13, 2012 06:22PM

Thank you all for the great advice. Walking among the undead has always been a dream of mine. I want people to fear me, and in return for their fear I shall reward them with my Fangs.

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Re: Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: June 13, 2012 07:57PM

Don't you have to die to become one of the undead?

Maybe that's a good place to start.

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Re: Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: Twilight ()
Date: June 14, 2012 02:38PM

The tunnel under the Freeman store on Church Street is the local coven home> Just walk into the tunnel and cut your finger, theyll find you by your scent

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Re: Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: thetruth ()
Date: June 14, 2012 05:48PM

Dan Allen,
Don't believe everything you have read so far. All of these people are having fun at your expense. I think the most important thing to take a look at here is the reason you want to become a vampire. I was hoping someone would state the obvious here instead of poking fun at a guy who just needs a little advice. You are gay. Science has proven that there is nothing you can do about it. In my opinion the toughest decision you need to make right now is one that teenage girls have been making for centuries. Are you going to swallow that nasty snotty glob, or are you going to spit it out? The first is always the hardest, and its too early for you to know what your style is going to be. Good Luck!

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Re: Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: Sean Oneil ()
Date: June 14, 2012 05:51PM

I can assure you that swallowing is not that big of a deal

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Re: Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: Dan Allen. ()
Date: June 14, 2012 06:00PM

I am not gay...You guys suck, and not the cool way that vampires do...

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Re: Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 14, 2012 06:31PM

Dan Allen. Wrote:
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> I am not gay...
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Re: Need help becoming a vampire.
Posted by: Dan allen. ()
Date: June 14, 2012 09:20PM

Keep making fun of me please. I never want this thread to die.

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