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Shell Oils Hilarious PR Disaster!
Posted by: PRguyfired ()
Date: June 07, 2012 11:43AM


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Re: Shell Oils Hilarious PR Disaster!
Date: June 07, 2012 12:19PM

Apparently, that woman was from Japan (the widow of the rig's designer). Surprised she would be so upset given that she comes from the land that invented bukkake.

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Re: Shell Oils Hilarious PR Disaster!
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 07, 2012 12:24PM

What a bunch of dummies.

I'm sure when this idea came up, they all sat around thinking, "what could possibly go wrong with a squirting oil rig device?"

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Re: Shell Oils Hilarious PR Disaster!
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: June 07, 2012 12:27PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Apparently, that woman was from Japan (the widow
> of the rig's designer). Surprised she would be so
> upset given that she comes from the land that
> invented bukkake.

Brilliant

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Re: Shell Oils Hilarious PR Disaster!
Date: June 07, 2012 12:27PM

I like it...they were trying to take his cam-phone away. I'd tell him to fuck off and get bent.

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Re: Shell Oils Hilarious PR Disaster!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: June 07, 2012 12:29PM

Very funny. But why was the old Jap woman dressed like Zorro?

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Re: Shell Oils Hilarious PR Disaster!
Date: June 07, 2012 12:34PM

The funny thing is the old guy who couldn't figure out how to turn off the rig is also a retired drilling engineer. This could explain things like Deepwater Horizon.

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Re: Shell Oils Hilarious PR Disaster!
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 07, 2012 12:36PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Very funny. But why was the old Jap woman dressed
> like Zorro?


Better still, why didn't she get the fuck out of the way? She stepped back for a second, then moved in again. I think she liked getting bukkaked.

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Re: Shell Oils Hilarious PR Disaster!
Date: June 07, 2012 12:39PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
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> > Very funny. But why was the old Jap woman
> dressed
> > like Zorro?
>
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> Better still, why didn't she get the fuck out of
> the way? She stepped back for a second, then moved
> in again. I think she liked getting bukkaked.


Maybe the rig reminded her of her late husband.

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Re: Shell Oils Hilarious PR Disaster!
Posted by: newmoto ()
Date: June 07, 2012 01:05PM

Shell: "Turn it up all the way, you can't hurt it"

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Re: Shell Oils Hilarious PR Disaster!
Date: June 07, 2012 01:10PM

That PR guy was kind of fucking useless. "Turn it up, you can't hurt it....What did you do!" Maybe the dumbshit should have tested it first and then did it himself instead of letting a couple elderly people try to figure it out.

By the way, kind of like the ass on that female PR lady. Especially the way she jumped into that bukkake stream like that.

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Re: Shell Oils Hilarious PR Disaster!
Posted by: vgnlinfxn ()
Date: June 07, 2012 01:13PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> By the way, kind of like the ass on that female PR
> lady. Especially the way she jumped into that
> bukkake stream like that.


Too bad she didn't get covered in the stuff. That could have been good.

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Re: Shell Oils Hilarious PR Disaster!
Posted by: Lefty ()
Date: June 07, 2012 01:25PM

Scary how fast the guy acted to hide evidence and try to take the camera. Almost like it was a reflex.

Big oil is so shifty!

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Re: Shell Oils Hilarious PR Disaster!
Date: June 07, 2012 01:38PM

Lefty Wrote:
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> Scary how fast the guy acted to hide evidence and
> try to take the camera. Almost like it was a
> reflex.
>
> Big oil is so shifty!


"All your iPhone are belong to us!"

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Re: Shell Oils Hilarious PR Disaster!
Posted by: gjge ()
Date: June 07, 2012 01:47PM

Dear Shell,

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Re: Shell Oils Hilarious PR Disaster!
Date: June 08, 2012 11:10AM

The whole thing was a sham.

http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/06/07/shellfail-fail-an-elaborate-hoax-set-at-the-space-needle-lasts-seven-hours

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