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George Carlin on New Orleans
Posted by: PaperPusher ()
Date: November 17, 2005 11:35AM

Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak out about the
bullshit going on in New Orleans. For the people of New Orleans...
First we would like to say, Sorry for your loss. With that said,
Lets go through a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an earthquake, we know
it's coming)

#1. A mandatory evacuation means just that...Get the hell out. Don't
blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn't said
anything, I can see the argument. They said get out... if you didn't,
it's your fault, not theirs. (We don't want to hear it, even if you
don't have a car, you can get out.)

#2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and non-perishables.
If you didn't do this, it's not the Government's fault you're

#2a. If you run out of food and water, find a store that has some.
(Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and CD's are not edible. Leave them

#2b. If the local store has been looted of food or water, leave your
neighbor's TV and stereo alone. (See # 2a) They worked hard to get
their stuff. Just because they were smart enough to leave during a
mandatory evacuation, doesn't give you the right to take their
stuff...it's theirs, not yours.

#3. If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at them and then
complain no one is helping you. I'm not getting shot to help save
some dumbass who didn't leave when told to do so.

#4. If you are in your house that is completely under water, your
belongings are probably too far gone for anyone to want them. If
someone does want them, let them have them and hopefully they'll die
in the filth.

Just leave!

#5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2 million dollar house, a
sports stadium or a floating casino. Also, my tax money shouldn't go
to rebuild a city that is under sea level. You wouldn't build your
house on quicksand would you? You want to live below sea-level, do
your country some good and join the Navy.

#6. Regardless of what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and Al
Sharpton want you to believe, The US Government didn't create the
Hurricane as a way to eradicate the black people of New Orleans;
(Neither did Russia as a way to destroy America). The US Government
didn't cause global warming that caused the hurricane (We've been
coming out of an ice age for over a million years).

#7. The government isn't responsible for giving you anything. This is
the land of the free and the home of the brave, but you gotta work for
what you want. McDonalds and Wal-Mart are always hiring, get a damn
job and stop spooning off the people who are actually working for a

President Kennedy said it best..."Ask not what your country can do for
you, ask what you can do for your country."

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Re: George Carlin on New Orleans
Posted by: jodybreeze ()
Date: November 17, 2005 07:52PM

well its established. We all hate those negros in new orleans. I cant beleive theyre complaining, what a bunch of whiners.... Damn, all just cuz theyre little town got wahsed away.

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Re: George Carlin on New Orleans
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: November 18, 2005 07:36AM

Some people will just believe and post anything. Not that I don't agree with the list, but take Carlin's name off it.


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Re: George Carlin on New Orleans
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: November 18, 2005 09:25AM

damn you email chainletter senders! ALL of you! however, this sums up what pretty much what many people posting here think.

  stop being fucking retarded. if it was purely white people, everyone would feel the same, except you would be saying, "those stupid cracka's dont know shit." thanks for your insight into our racist thoughts.

"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: George Carlin on New Orleans
Posted by: PaperPusher ()
Date: November 21, 2005 11:21AM

I didn't validate authorship, I just passed it along.

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Why Are We Afraid To Tell The Truth About ....
Posted by: FB ()
Date: November 23, 2005 01:59PM

Anything Without Calling Someone A Racist. We have become so PC we are afraid to tell the truth and when we do we are called a racist.

For example if I ask why are there 155 killings already in PG County. Is it racist or is it the truth. If I find this a problem not only in PG, but across the country, is this racist.

Why is there a problem with Islamic Facists in almost every country in this world and the goal is the same, the actions are the same.

Why do any of us except illegal aliens in our country. If I tell you 41 percent of everyone on MEDICADE in Virgina is Hispanic. Is this racist or a fact.

Arlington County in a recent article noted they are perplexed about the low black achievement scores in the County. Is this racist or a fact. Is it a fact in every county, city, and state in the Union. Is this commment racist or a fact.

Is is true, "white men can't jump". Is this a racist comment.

Mention New Orleans and the first thing we here is racism. I guess Texas, Miss. Alab. and the rest of LA. don't count.

Have you ever heard anyone ever mention the word bad neigbhorhood and/or poor schools, especially in DC. I guess they are talking about the buildings.

Racism is the most abused word in the dictionary!

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Re: George Carlin on New Orleans
Posted by: dukeboys ()
Date: December 11, 2012 08:20AM

George Carlin is dead.

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