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SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 24, 2012 02:21PM
BLEH snAkes aRe aLl ovEr FaIrfaX waLk piCkiT sTreeT snAkes ON RoAd trAsh cAnS aNy oF thEm veNom maKe scReaminG peOpLes nEed sNaKe frEe strEets
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ale
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Date: May 24, 2012 02:41PM
Some also like to think they can type. And we end up with the piece of junk you posted...
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Olde Farte, II
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Date: May 24, 2012 02:51PM
There was a snake curled up on the new sidewalk on Poplar Tree this morning - attracted a small group of middle school walkers - don't know if it was alive (drove by). Looked from my location like a (rather small) black rat snake but could have been something more sinister - awhile back I was walking by the police station area and saw a similar-sized copperhead - gray in color but with a pattern similar to the image below:
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: May 24, 2012 02:58PM
BLEH Wrote:
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> BLEH snAkes aRe aLl ovEr FaIrfaX waLk piCkiT
> sTreeT snAkes ON RoAd trAsh cAnS aNy oF thEm veNom
> maKe scReaminG peOpLes nEed sNaKe frEe strEets
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> BLEH snAkes aRe aLl ovEr FaIrfaX waLk piCkiT
> sTreeT snAkes ON RoAd trAsh cAnS aNy oF thEm veNom
> maKe scReaminG peOpLes nEed sNaKe frEe strEets
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 24, 2012 03:09PM
Must be quite a rodent population to support all these snakes. Good thing they're here!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Copperhead
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Date: May 24, 2012 03:57PM
Dude, that's totally a copperhead. Generally snakes that have "cat eyes" like that are ones you don't want to mess with.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 24, 2012 04:01PM
BLEH thIs iS thAt cuE buS toLd yOu saW iT picKit stReeT snaKes oN gRouNd baTShit crAZY snAkes cliMbiNg waLls oF fiRe anD snAppinG anGry HissinG soMeoNe heLp geT riD oF theSe snAkes peoPle drIviNg dowN roAds snAkeS oN hooDs oF caRs faLlinG oFf treEs chAsing doGs tO MaNu cuE buS filuLl oF thEM icE skAte plAce snAkes oN icE biTinG baNana FACe boSs maN wHo woNt gIve fooD snAkes chAsinG peopleS screaMinG fiRe truck toDay sNakeS oN WindOws thrOwinG snakes oN roAdS baTShit CrAZY FaiRfax sNake plAce evEry whEre waLk sliTher bIting
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: May 24, 2012 04:11PM
BLEH Wrote:
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> biTinG baNana
> FACe boSs maN
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> biTinG baNana
> FACe boSs maN
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
nerds!
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Date: May 24, 2012 04:37PM
Bunch of nerds! The ramblings of this shithead amuse you?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Olde Farte, II
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Date: May 24, 2012 05:43PM
nerds! Wrote:
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> Bunch of nerds! The ramblings of this shithead
> amuse you?
Oh! Were we supposed to READ that multi-case text!?
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> Bunch of nerds! The ramblings of this shithead
> amuse you?
Oh! Were we supposed to READ that multi-case text!?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 25, 2012 10:50AM
BLEH aT libRaRy snAkes snAppinG aT bookS baTShit CrAZY spriNkler hEads gO oFf waTer AMD snaKeS SwimmiNg aRounD bOss lAdy aT yeLliNg eyEs oN fiRe haIr eyEs mEltiNg snAkes oN stReeT waLk tO MaCdOnAlDs aNd snAkes ON SidewalKs aNgry mAn wiTh stIck kickINg thEm inTo RoaD baNana FACe maN frOm liBraRy scReamiNg aT mAn leAve sNakes aloNe!!!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 25, 2012 11:09AM
I think the daily update concerning the proliferation of slithering reptiles is vital.
They do have their benefactors, however, such as the kind man in the library.
They do have their benefactors, however, such as the kind man in the library.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 25, 2012 12:02PM
BLEH loTs oF snAkes woMan wiTh eyEs oN fiRe bAnAna faCe snAkes sNAppinG At heR eAr SocKets baTShiT crZY baNana FACe bItcH mOthErfucKer haVe a FUcKinG snAke taKe theN oFf oF maIn stReet lEt theM squuzE eyEs oF fiRe ouT youR heAd sNakes swImmiNg iN liBraRy nOw slIdinG arouNd bOokS maGazines coMputer aNd baNanA faCe peoplEs screAminG maIn stREet loadED wiTh snAKeS foR streeTs ruMblinG bounCinG arOunD caRd drIvinG bY snAkes eVery plAce
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 25, 2012 12:08PM
Perhaps a visit from National Geographic is in order?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 25, 2012 12:45PM
BLEH yOu musT bE baTShiT craZy snaKes aLl oveR heRe peOplEs thrOwinG arOunD snAkes puT PeoplEs frOm WasHiNgtoN pOst iN daNGer staY awaY From snAkes walKinG doWn streeT neeD boAt bOg stIcks sNakEs hiSsiNg snaPpiNg biTinzg taIls oN fiRe baTShit CrAZY baNana FACe aT shOpErS oFfice fuLl oF snAKes bitIng inTo chiCken snaPpinG aT peOpLes sHOpErS unIforms chAse wIth snaKes evverT plAce
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 25, 2012 01:42PM
BLEH snAkes noW swimmiNg ouT oF liBraRy boATs needEd baTShiT craZy thiS I'd fiRe Man coMes wiTh hoSeS sNakeS flyInG ouT oF hOses nO wAter boSs maN witH yzellOw hElmEt teLls mE baCk oFf fuCkiNg baNana FACe teLls CleAr AreA clEar arEa caRs flyInG bY boSs mAN oN truck tuRns liGht oN anD meLts thEir heAds snAkes aLl ovEr caLl soMeonE baNana FACe iS baTShiT craZy sprAy snAkes waTer whAt he tHink nO senSe baTShit CrAZY eyeS oN fiRe snKES In heLmeT AnD peopleS ruNniNg snaKes o
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Broseph
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Date: May 25, 2012 01:51PM
So how long are you gonna keep up this "BLEH" schtick? It's getting a little.... stale.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 25, 2012 02:06PM
That is quite a scene you describe there Bleh.
If you don't mind I'm staying over in the snakeless part of town, and I suggest you do the same.
If you don't mind I'm staying over in the snakeless part of town, and I suggest you do the same.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Andrew Ryan
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Date: May 25, 2012 02:10PM
This site is very helpful, in case someone gets bitten...
http://www.virginiaherpetologicalsociety.com/reptiles/snakes/snakes_of_virginia.htm
http://www.virginiaherpetologicalsociety.com/reptiles/snakes/snakes_of_virginia.htm
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
snakeman
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Date: May 25, 2012 02:13PM
Baby copperhead with Yellow tail is dangerous. Yellow tail means they are young and cannot control how much venom they inject in a bite!!! stepped on one at the river last week
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 25, 2012 02:17PM
BLEH whEre iS thIs parT oF towN lizbrARy iS fulL OF sNAKEs anGry woMan wIth eyEs oN fiRe sMacKinG thEm wiTh booKs fiRe boSs baNana FACe usiNg hoSes oF SNAKEs flyIng oUt aT libRaRy snAkes agaiNst SnAKes baTShiT craZy baNana FACe loSt hiS fuCkinG miNd shIT For brAins SyCOTIC nEedS helP GeT hiM Some fuCkiNg medS Snakes coMe ouT oF stRbUcS noW coFee aNd snAkes woMaN aT countER thRow snAkes aT mY faCe scAreD BLEH eveRy onE iN thiS toWN hAs SnakeS throWiNg theM froM caRs firE trucks baTShit CrAZY lAdy eyEs burN holes iN waLl out coME snakes uPON SnAkes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
snakeinthegrass
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Date: May 25, 2012 02:27PM
I'm not too sure what homeboys deal is, but I've seen a lot of rat snakes this spring. Past couple weeks especially.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
snakeman
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Date: May 25, 2012 03:51PM
Baby copperhead with Yellow tail is dangerous. Yellow tail means they are young and cannot control how much venom they inject in a bite!!! stepped on one at the river last week
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 28, 2012 09:44AM
BLEH sEe snaKes todAy oN piCkit agAin thzEty Are aLl ovEr thE plAce oN cuE byS snAke drIviNg buS nO monEy neeDed stReet oN fiRe snAkes biTiNg hiSsinG roAds MovinG shaKinG walkInG arouNd caN nOt staNd uP baNanA faCe womAn scReaminG aT peoplEs snAkes lAughiNg noT gOod daY snaKes throNE oN buS peopLes laughINg smIlinG havE a fUckinG snaKe thrOw aroUnd aJhzh
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Baby Copperhead w/Yellow Tail
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Date: May 28, 2012 10:08AM
snakeman Wrote:
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> Baby copperhead with Yellow tail is dangerous.
> Yellow tail means they are young and cannot
> control how much venom they inject in a bite!!!
> stepped on one at the river last week
And yet...you're still here aren't you, Snakeman? It sounds like we have plenty of control of our venom or else you WOULDN'T be here.
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> Baby copperhead with Yellow tail is dangerous.
> Yellow tail means they are young and cannot
> control how much venom they inject in a bite!!!
> stepped on one at the river last week
And yet...you're still here aren't you, Snakeman? It sounds like we have plenty of control of our venom or else you WOULDN'T be here.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 28, 2012 10:59AM
BLEH thIs hAs gOt tO stop baTShIT craZy fINN noW,iS sellInG snAkes frOm thE baCk oF hiS caR jJ goT biT bY onE oF theM stUpid fucKinG baNanA fACe bOss mAn aT doNut StorE thrEw snAkes aT cusTomErs puTs thEm iN boX dozEn snAkes anD coFEe baTShit cRaZy waLk In thEre snAkes oN flooRs maN wiTh brOom cLeaniNg uP snaKes wISTLes moPpiNg uP sNaKeS snAkeS angRy bItinG woMan wIth fiRe eyEs juMps oN taBle baNanA fACE yeLliNg aT peoplEs yeLls BoSsMan puTs snAkes iN boXes baTShit cRAZy maN wiTh snAkes iN shIrt waLks iN WiNdowS shAkinG woMan yeLliNg boSsmAn yeLliNg thIs pLaCe craZy shIt woMan wITh fiRe eyEs thRows sNakeS iN paPer maChine caLlinG peoPleS loCusTs baTShit cRAZy waTer anD snAkes pooRinG ouT baCk caRs loadEd witH baTShiT craZy douBle diP moTherfuCkers fINN maKe monEys seLling theRe baTShit cRAZy snaKes womaN eYeS oN fiRe ThrowS snAkes oN stReet gEt ouT gET ouT
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BilderbergSkiWizard
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Date: May 28, 2012 02:21PM
Legless snakes there be. We call them banksters. Your student loan, mortgage or auto loan ... they've got YOU by the short hairs. Enjoy life as best you can, debt serf. You'll "vote them out" will ya? They buy politicians the way you buy coffee.
No matter who you vote for you're voting for their lackey.
Can you call up your senator and "do lunch" with him? They can. Debt free since 1999 and staying that way.
No matter who you vote for you're voting for their lackey.
Can you call up your senator and "do lunch" with him? They can. Debt free since 1999 and staying that way.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 29, 2012 07:59AM
Finn is out of jail and selling snakes out of his car?
Thats crazy!
I mean, who would BUY a snake when they're available by the dozen in doughnut shops, on the floor, in peoples shirts and in paper machines?
Bleh, I agree, this HAS got to STOP!
Thats crazy!
I mean, who would BUY a snake when they're available by the dozen in doughnut shops, on the floor, in peoples shirts and in paper machines?
Bleh, I agree, this HAS got to STOP!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 29, 2012 08:32AM
BLEH thIs iS bATShiT crAzy fInN dOublE diPpinG snAke seLlinG fooL snAkes toDay oN streeTs oN cuE buS baNaNa faCe wOmAn juMp uP anD doWn YellInG snAkes oN buS snAkes oN buS nO sHiT baTShiT craZy womAN tOday snAkes oN buS thRoWn oUt aLl oVer StreeTs iN chAirs pEoplEs screAminG roAds oF fIre bRekfAST tHiiS moRninG saUsae tUrnS inTO snAkeS boSs maN baNanA fACE scReaminG fINN doUblE dIp seLlinG snAkes wHere pEopLes eaT bOss mAn thRows sNAkeS aT taBle yeLliNg fUck YoU tiME BLEH tO geT soMe peOpleS tO taKe caRe oF snaKes biTinG biKers oN streeTs peOples waLkinG tHis NoT gOoD foR aRea
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 29, 2012 08:58AM
We need Saint Patrick to get rid of all the snakes in Fairfax, just like he did in Ireland.
Other than devine intervention, what else can we do, Bleh?
Other than devine intervention, what else can we do, Bleh?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 29, 2012 09:15AM
BLEH saInT PAtrIck iS thIs perSON iN towN wE,neeD heLp wIth thEse sNakeS woMan wITh eyEs oN fiRe hoLdiNg SnAkeS toDay paNcaKEs teLl mE tO fiNd sOme perSon wHo caN maKe sNakeS gOv aWaY bATShiT craZy thIs pLACe iS snAkes beIng usEd aS fOod oN cuE buS evEry dAy tiRed oF ThzIs sNake aLl OvEr anD maKe meSs oF strEets bItiNg peoplEs baTShiT crAzy aNimAls heRe haVe a fuCkinG snAKe maN wiTh gLasses teLls tHrOws baGs oF theM baNana faCe boSs maN aT maCdOnalDs yeLliNg snAkes snaPpinG oN plateS toDay nOt gOod
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 29, 2012 10:40AM
BLEH shOpErS hAs sAlE On sNakes baTShit cRAZy boSsmAn hAs thEm ouT frOnt gOt a SandwItCh anD eGGs stArteD tO cooK anD snAkeS caMe ouT thE bAnaNa faCe bATShit crAzy fUckeR wIth rEd bLoody shIrt sellINg snAke stEaKs snAkes uP anD DoWN thE stOre kiDs wIth caRds snAkes poP ouT haPpY fUckinG biRthdaY yoU baTShiT crAzy baNana FaCe havE a fuCking snAKe egGs maKe morE oF theM cooKing ouT snAkes aS bloOd frOm aLl thE bItes aLl dowN thE floOrs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 29, 2012 12:26PM
Bleh, snakes are high in protien, low in fat and carbohydrates. Easy to cook, hold them over an open flame and the skin comes right off. They taste like chicken.
I'd serve them with a nice chianti.
I'd serve them with a nice chianti.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 29, 2012 12:32PM
BLEH fiRe peOples wIth trUcks thRowiNg snAkes doWn iN cirCle arEa tAnks comIng uP sTreeTs thrOwiNg snAkes unIforMs tHrowInG snAkes pEoples ruNninG doWn sNakes haMburGer SaId sNakes hEre foR gOod soDa maChine fiGhts thRowinG soDa iN eyE soCkeTs bRains fUll oF soDa snAkes woMan wITh loNg toNgue scReamiNg iN worDs yEllinG liSten tO yoUr burGer snAkes eaT chiCkens stReetz moViNg uP anD DoWN qUake oF snAKes flyInG ouT oF sidEwalkS puRple EyE mm aN baNana FaCe thrOws cLoths sTeppiNg oN flAmes oF sNAKes sOmethiNg bE doNe peOpleS foLlow mE jaCkets daRk glAsses wIth snAkes coMinG doWn thE stREetz aNd baTShit woMan wITh fiRe eyEs saYs yOU knOw aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 29, 2012 12:35PM
BLEH whAt thE FuCk Is chiNti cooK nO pleAse seNd somEonE tO cleAr awAy thE snaKes suCkinG maChine brInG tO picKit sTeering nO moTe sNakes nOorR snAkes tzhey cAn Not keEp heRe maKe Them gO aWaY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 30, 2012 10:40AM
BLEH baTShiT crAzy fInN seLlinG snAkes frOm cAr douBle DIppInG moTherFuckEr mY paNcaKE dId nOt sPeak tOdAy year waLkinG arOunD snAkes aLl ovEr lasT niGht thEy crAwliNg iN mY slEep today wakInG uP theY oN kY stOmaCh bOss MAN aT maCdOnAlDs bAnaNa faCe thrOwinG thEm ouT iN baGS oF GarBage baGs moVinG piCkiT strEet cuE buS toKen maChinE anD snAkeS bIte hAnd
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 30, 2012 12:36PM
BLEH tOday thEy aTe oN laMp Posts hidiNg iN boG numbErs pePloples FollOwinG jaKets snAkes thIs haD to bE goVernment puTs snAkEs oN streeTs tOken machines fInN made dEal baTShit crAzy reSults nOt gOod foR peoplEs snAkes bITiNg
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Snakes Wash Post
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Date: May 30, 2012 01:23PM
Bleh, today there was an article in the post style section about snakes. Church services. Well written. A pastor died from a rattlesnake bite. I'm glad the article wAsNT tyPeD like you do.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 30, 2012 02:11PM
BLEH baTShit cRAZy militARy dROppinG sNakes ouT oF plAnes oN FaIrFax paRrAsHoot wiTh boXes coMe frOm skY sNakeS poP ouT oF boXes oN StReeTs woMan wITh fiRe eyEs cuT mY fuCkiNg haIr toDay baTShiT craZy bItch ThrOw snAkes aT mE cuTtiNg sNake hEads jaMminG thEm Down hER tHroAt FlyIng oFf thE flooR miRror sHowS giAnT snAke anD cIssorS saY waTch oUt baNana FaCe boSs maN scReamiNg thRowinG snAkes ouTside miLitary sNakes hAve sEx wiTh oTher sNakeS tO creaTe sUper sPecEs whO caN biTe anYplAce
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 30, 2012 03:22PM
Well, I hope you didn't tip her!
Sometimes I ask for some hair gel, but throwing snakes at a customer is out of order!
Don't believe the hype about the "Supersnakes". Hitler tried that one on 70 years ago.
Sometimes I ask for some hair gel, but throwing snakes at a customer is out of order!
Don't believe the hype about the "Supersnakes". Hitler tried that one on 70 years ago.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: May 30, 2012 05:07PM
You are seriously needing help.
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Johnny Reb
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Date: May 30, 2012 08:07PM
The only good snake is a snake that comes down here, kills another snake and goes back north.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 31, 2012 08:42AM
BLEH baTShit cRAZy cuE buS snAkeS rOlling uP anD DoWN hiLls snAkes anD buS goes uP sNAKeS gO dowN snAkes anD BuS gO dOwn SnaKes dO baNanA fACE drIver noT goINg tO woRry abOuT snAkeS hE thrOws thEm arOunD siNgs sNakes oN thE bUs batSHiT crAZy baNAna faCe iN suiT tOdaY cuT snAke throW tiE oFf maKe snAke paNcakes sCreaMinG aT brEak fAst maN oN teLuViSioN caLl fOr LargE nuMbeR oF sNAKes tOday
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 31, 2012 09:25AM
BLEH tEliviSion sHows snAkEs pErson iN suIT imPortanT peOplEs taLk aBout eaCh daY thIs wEek oN teLiViSipN snAkes ManY toDay hiGh amounT neXt thEn leSs paNkaKes teLl thAt snAkes arE hEre tO stAy BaTShiT craZy fINN walKiNg doWn sTreet wiTh sigN SnakeS foR saLe thRee foR onE muSt Be ouT hiS baTShiT crAzy dOuBlE DippInG miNd boSs maN aT MaC DonAldS sCreaMinG JumpInG uP aNd dOwn nO snAkes alloW sNakes coMe thrU DoorS wIndoW rOofs dO,noT stOp raIniNg oF sNAKes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
turdinpunchbowl
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Date: May 31, 2012 10:41AM
Wait, not banana faces?!?!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 31, 2012 11:50AM
BLEH thIs iS BaTShit crAZy toDay maN iN caR thRowiNg snAkes DrivinG froM caR yeLlinG snAkes Are hErE tO stAy woMan wITh fiRE eyEs boSs maN baNanA FACE scReamiNG snAkes hErR thEy oN stReeTz baTShit cRAZy mAN iN caR thROwiNg sNakeS mEn iN unIforms ThrOw snAkes frOm taNks sTreetS buRninG Full oF sNAKes womAn wiTh firE eyEs heAd spiNs wiTh smIle fuCking BanAna faCe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: May 31, 2012 11:58AM
That's better.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: May 31, 2012 12:59PM
BLEH todAY waLkiNg dOwn maIn stReeT sEe snAKes anD baTShit cRAZy mAN yeLliNg aT theM roAds MoViNG aRounG gEt sOda fRom StorE bAnAnA fAcE,bATShi T cRAZy boSs mAN thRow sNakes ScreAmiNg thRowinG snAkes ON WaLl peOplEs duCk thRow sNAkes spLat aGainSt WInDowS bATSHiT craZy drInK soDa boSS mAn kEepS thRow sNAkes sPeak iN tOngueS baNginG oN dooRs snAkes cOme ouT oF waLls bAnaNa fACe gwEtriNg anGry nO onE iN stOre hoT ouT siDe snAkes hiSsiNg maN iN stOre thRow tHeM oN sTreEtz
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 31, 2012 01:02PM
What Fairfax needs are Mongooses. Lots and lots of mongooses.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: May 31, 2012 01:23PM
BLEH mooN gHostS dO noThiNg agaIn tHe snAkes FiNn baTShit cRAZy peoplEs thRowinG snAkes AroUnD baNana FACe sTorE boSs MAN trUcks taNkS peOplEs thrOwiNg of Snakes mAn yoU saYEd wAs iT PAtRiCk cOulD coMe tO FairFax thIs iS baTShit CRAZy BLEH mOoN ghoSts dO noT scAre snAkes oR baNaNa faCe haIr cuTters baNaNa fACE thRowiNg snAkes sHiT haIr cUt thIs sHit is sNakes aLl ovEr evEN StReETZ nOthinG caN bE doNe hOwliNg aT moOn ghOsts feeLs gooD nuT doES,noT stOp snAkeS hIssiNg biTinG aT leGs feeT arMs baTShiT craZy beAStS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BananaFace
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Date: May 31, 2012 01:30PM
Might want to consider giving PETA a call, they'd fix that boss man for throwing snakes. Hell, look what happened to Vick and he never even threw a dog.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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eesh
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Date: May 31, 2012 01:39PM
BLEH Wrote:
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> BLEH mooN gHostS dO noThiNg agaIn tHe snAkes FiNn
> baTShit cRAZy peoplEs thRowinG snAkes AroUnD
> baNana FACe sTorE boSs MAN trUcks taNkS peOplEs
> thrOwiNg of Snakes mAn yoU saYEd wAs iT PAtRiCk
> cOulD coMe tO FairFax thIs iS baTShit CRAZy BLEH
> mOoN ghoSts dO noT scAre snAkes oR baNaNa faCe
> haIr cuTters baNaNa fACE thRowiNg snAkes sHiT haIr
> cUt thIs sHit is sNakes aLl ovEr evEN StReETZ
> nOthinG caN bE doNe hOwliNg aT moOn ghOsts feeLs
> gooD nuT doES,noT stOp snAkeS hIssiNg biTinG aT
> leGs feeT arMs baTShiT craZy beAStS
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> BLEH mooN gHostS dO noThiNg agaIn tHe snAkes FiNn
> baTShit cRAZy peoplEs thRowinG snAkes AroUnD
> baNana FACe sTorE boSs MAN trUcks taNkS peOplEs
> thrOwiNg of Snakes mAn yoU saYEd wAs iT PAtRiCk
> cOulD coMe tO FairFax thIs iS baTShit CRAZy BLEH
> mOoN ghoSts dO noT scAre snAkes oR baNaNa faCe
> haIr cuTters baNaNa fACE thRowiNg snAkes sHiT haIr
> cUt thIs sHit is sNakes aLl ovEr evEN StReETZ
> nOthinG caN bE doNe hOwliNg aT moOn ghOsts feeLs
> gooD nuT doES,noT stOp snAkeS hIssiNg biTinG aT
> leGs feeT arMs baTShiT craZy beAStS
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEESHH
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Date: May 31, 2012 02:22PM
BLEESH thIs Is nOt cooL dO yOU waNt peOplEs oF FaIrfaX tO bE waLkiNg thIs baTShiT crAzy mAn wAs oN STReETZ oTheR daY hE sEllS snAkeS tO baNana FACe baTShit CRAZY FiNN whO seLls then thRee foR onE dO noT mAke moRe pIctUres oF hIm hE wiLl sEe peOplEs wAnT snaKes PaTrick nEedS tO comE tO plaCe DooN
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 07:57AM
Snakes? What snakes?
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 08:55AM
BLEH dId yoU geT thEsE frOm newSpaPer snAkeS aLl ovEr towN laSt niGht wenT InTo storE sNakes aLl ovEr cuE buS fuLl baTShit craZy woMan comPlainS snAkes snAkes SnAkeS baNanA FacE sHuT uP eyEs,burNinG fiRe spiNninG heaD bOss man aT sTorE,thRowinG theM arOunD snAkeS DroppInG frOm ceINg fOr aLl tO sEe ghOst sNakes swImmiNg bY crEek bY brIdgE dO nOt liKe ThIs sHit fuCked uP peOpLes tHrOwINg snAkes aNd scReaming thRow tHem fUCkerS I WaLk wHerE wE waNt tO waLl baNanA fAces witH jaCketS keeP yOuR snAkes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 09:00AM
Ghost snakes?
Now that is spooky!
Now that is spooky!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 09:15AM
BLEH yEsterDay aT plAce tO eaT boSs maN hiTtiNg sNakes wiTh fryiNg paN piCks snAkes uP booM BooM BOoM thRoeS theM oN WiNdoWS baTShiT craZy snAke BlooD oN WiNdoWS snAkes anGry heAds smAshed giVe tHem mEdiCine heAds Hurt biTiNg sNaPpiNg baNaNa faCe boSs maN hE bATShiT craZy cuTs sNakeS biTes heAds oFf thRowS theM oN grIll cOokinG woMan wIth firE eyeS anGrY taCoS teLl dO nOt eaT herE plaCe haS BaD spiRiTs snAkes baNana faCe ThrowIng aRouNd snAkes baRefoot buCk naKed beHinD counTer scReaminG taCos maKe senSeS foLloW wHaT th hEy saY anD leaVE Snakes faLl froM cEiLinG scReaminG frOm theRe fuckiNg bAnaNa FaCe geTs hiD
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 10:19AM
Bleh...you need to find a new restaurant .
May I suggest New Beijing?
Sure they have some roaches, and you may find a curly hair in your Lo-Mein, but they do NOT allow snakes under ANY circumstances.
May I suggest New Beijing?
Sure they have some roaches, and you may find a curly hair in your Lo-Mein, but they do NOT allow snakes under ANY circumstances.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 10:34AM
BLEH aT cHicKfil moRniNg kiDs plAyiNg wiTh sNakes oN sliDes Hole areA sNakes baTShiT craZy woMan taLkinG oN eaR piEce speAkiNg iN tOngues baNana faCe boSs maN maDe mE leAve bRaKefasT toLd Go sOme wHere Else baTShit crAZy loW snaKes noT goIng thEre cUe bUs dO noT likE TokEn maChinE bItIng haNds sPittiNg ouT fiNgerNaIls snAkeS oN seAts peOpleS thrOwiNg snAkes ouT WIndoWs bLooDy sNake giTs piSs shIt On WindOws peOplEs scrEaMinG snAkes oN stREeTs saNdWiTcH saYs waTch ouT foR BiG SnaKes toDay manY colOrs siZe peoPles yeLlinG howlInG aT sIgns
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BananaFace
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Date: June 01, 2012 10:56AM
I hate it when bloody snakes piss and shit on windows, especially on a Friday.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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Waingrow
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Date: June 01, 2012 11:08AM
I'm glad this thread is more normal than some recent ones.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 11:13AM
Bleh..thats why I NEVER go to Chik-Filet..the kids are more annoying than the snakes.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 11:18AM
As witnessed in Chick-Filet
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BLEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 11:36AM
BLEH baTShit crAZy thIs Is sYcotiC cHikfIliN fuLl oF sNaKes chImes whIstle snAkes bItinG ChInesE peOpleS biTinG heAds oFf sNakeS rIppiNg apaRT snaKes spEakinG iN tONgues baTShit crAZy playING BaseBall wiTh sNakEs hiT thEm haRd hoNe ruN rUn baseS oF sNaKes oN piCkit stReet baNana faCe whO RideS buS eyeS riPped ouT seeS snaKes tuRns heAd arouNd snAkes oN buS rooF peOples scReamiNg ChInese peOpleS boTINg snAke heAds
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 12:03PM
Are you sure the Chinese were screaming because of the snakes?
Maybe Lotte Mart was out of rice?
Maybe Lotte Mart was out of rice?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 12:18PM
BLEH thAt plAcE loTte hAs prOblem boSs maN seLliNg snaKes peopleS BITinG heAds oFf sNAkeS baTShit crAZy onE daY weNt shOppINg thEre bAnaNa fAce boSS maN mAke mE leAve nO swImminG wIth fiSh baTShiT crAzy moTher fUcker sWim wIth fiSh fiSh liKe ThIs beTter frIenDs tHeY caLl bOss MaN bAnaNa fACe peOpleS scrEamiNg spEakInG iN tONguEs aT LoTte anD bOss MAN caLled unIforMed peOplEs nO swImmING wIth fiSh snAkes aLl oveR buiLdiNg buT dO offIcIaLs caRe noPe douBLe diPpiNg pEopleS iTs okAy tO have SnakeS buT dO noT swIm witH fisH baT shit sYcHoTiC
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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UR friend
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Date: June 01, 2012 12:43PM
Where did you learn to type, or not conduct such activity properly?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
dancing monkey with a snake in my pants
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Date: June 01, 2012 12:48PM
Wonder what happened to that case at a Fairfax City motel(HYWAY MOTEL?) were they found all these exotic snakes in a suitcase in one of the rooms?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 01:32PM
MaN on streEt cornEr toSsing sNakes thRu baSketBall hoops maN oN buS throwiNg snAkes oN woindOWs mAn On loTte biTinG snAkes heAds fUckiNg oFf dO yoU sEe yoU haVe a BiG fuCking proBlems baTshiT craZy roadS Are sHakiNg fiRe snAkes ghOst sNAkes snAkes siTtinG aT buS STop reAd newS aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH snAkes aLl ovEr,nO plAce wiTh nO snakeS baTShiT crAzy baNana faCe boSs maN liKes snAkes puT iN youR baG oF fooD biTe fooDs nO yoUr fucking HandS snaKes teeTh huRtS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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Ermey DI
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Date: June 01, 2012 02:16PM
What's your major malfunction numbnuts?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 02:23PM
Well, snake bites DO hurt!
Even if they're not poisonous they can cause infection.
If that isn't enough to make ANYONE batshit crazy, I don't know what is!
Even if they're not poisonous they can cause infection.
If that isn't enough to make ANYONE batshit crazy, I don't know what is!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 02:48PM
BLEH thIS biTe huRts haNd puT haNd iN bAg foR chiPs fIngers lOOk LiKE bLoodY StumpS gO tO stoRe swUm WiTH fisH enD uP wiTh sNAkEs nOt iN gOod mooD baTShiT craZy thIS iS bAnaNa fACe bOss MAN yeLl geT yoUr blOod finGers ouT oF stoRe nO swImmING wITh thE fish oFf tO sleeP snAkeS proLlY waItiNg iN teNt baTShit cRAZy thEy nEveEr gO aWaY sIt bY mY stInkY rOtten feeT baTShiT baNaNa faCe seRpeNts
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 01, 2012 03:21PM
Wow Bleh, I hope you feel better.
Isn't there a section of Fairfax that has nice things instead of snakes and banana faces?
You may just be in the wrong part of town?
Isn't there a section of Fairfax that has nice things instead of snakes and banana faces?
You may just be in the wrong part of town?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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snakeinthegrass
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Date: June 01, 2012 04:56PM
I wonder through Blehs useful posts, what this sob looks like. He is unique, but I don't think I'd like to share a seat with him on the bus. Back from work, glad to report no snakes or any animals but tired commuters on the CUE bus and metro.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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Good news
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Date: June 01, 2012 05:54PM
Good news! The storms washed all the snakes away. The winds blew them far away too. No more snakes.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Patrick Bateman
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Date: June 02, 2012 08:04AM
BEH Wrote:
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> As witnessed in Chick-Filet
I haven't listened to that album since the 70s. It's a pretty good one as I recall, but the songs are the dark side. I consider Billon Dollar Babies as AC's best album. That album really highlights the groups musical development.
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> As witnessed in Chick-Filet
I haven't listened to that album since the 70s. It's a pretty good one as I recall, but the songs are the dark side. I consider Billon Dollar Babies as AC's best album. That album really highlights the groups musical development.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 04, 2012 08:10AM
BLEH toDay waLkinG aRounD snAkes oN streeTs oN roAds caRs peOpleS baTShIt crAzy thEy Do Not uNdersTand thIs iS noT likeD maN iN cloWn suIt baTShiT crAzy makiNG sNakes inTo twiSts anD giVinG theM tO peOpleS bAnanA faCe bOss maN thIs moRninG maKe mE giVe taLkiNg chicKeN saNdwItCh tO snAkes snAkes hiSsinG biTinG tiRes oF caRs FiNn doUble DippiNG sNakeS faLlinG FroM skY dO noT knOW iF moRe aRe comiNg baTShiT craZy cuE buS snAkes noW chEwiNg thRu winDoews sPittinG ouT glAss,peopLes scReaminG baNana faCe womAn wiTh fiRe eyEs thRows snAkes froM buS anoThEr fuCkinG daY thiS womAn iS baTShiT craZy yoU dO noT thRow tHem oUt
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 04, 2012 10:45AM
BLEH snAkes raIninG dowN In FAirfAx baTShit craZy boSs maN drIviNg buS yeLlinG tuRns wIPer blAdes oN snAkes smEar WiNdows tOo manY snAkes froM clouDs raIninG coMinG dowN fasT woMaN wiTh fiRe eyES yellInG lEAve snAkes alOne bAnanA faCe baTShit CraZY sEe snaKes crawlIng out oF tireS signS strEets thEy aLl ovEr thE plaCe maN oN teLevisiOn talkS abOut snAkes eaCh daY hiS shirT snAkes oN thEm noT gooD tImed baTShit CraZY eGgs yeLlinG aT peoplEs stOrEs fuLl oF snakeS bAnaNa faceS teLlinG jJ tO leaVe tHe aRea aNd tO stOp TalkiNg to snAkes eggS sMiLe thEy waNt sNakes iN evErY bUs houSe Store
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 04, 2012 11:08AM
Bleh, my man, when it rains snakes, you have to use your windshield vipers.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: June 04, 2012 11:27AM
Huh, weather forecast this morning didn't mention the possibility of raining snakes. Can't those guys get anything right?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 04, 2012 12:05PM
BLEH eGgs teLl snAKEs aLl OvEr eGGs nOt aLwayS rIgHt paNkaKes bEtter inForNaCiOn syCotiC baTShit CraZY tiME aT PanTs sTore pAy For panTs trY thEm On iN thE rooM snAkes comE ouT OF PAnTs leGs maN iN miRroR tiEs uP snAkes iN nOTs scReamInG couLd Not geT ouT oF rooM dooRs Lock bOss MaN BanaNa faCe kiCk dOoRs doWn caLl aMbulAnce snAkes oN peoPlEs dO noT geT paNts frOm BaTShiT craZy stOre CaN nOt slEep weNt To shOpErS snaKes iN saLad baR baTShiT craZy dO noT knOW whaT tO Do maYbe fiNd saFe Place bUt snAkeS alL ovEr place anD baNanA faCe drIver yEll AT mE toKen macHine SnaKes biTinG hanD
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 04, 2012 12:09PM
Bleh, that was rather insensitive of that driver.
If he's in such a hurry, he should keep the snakes out of the token machine.
You should report him.
If he's in such a hurry, he should keep the snakes out of the token machine.
You should report him.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 04, 2012 12:40PM
BLEH thIs baTShiT craZy drIver snAkes oN buS oK caN nOt dO evERy ThInG snAkes ON stReeTs WIndiEs oK snAkes iN maChinE biTiNg mY haNds woMan wiTh fiRe eYES hIttiNg faCe wIth snAkeS anD stIckS bATShiT craZy bOSs MaN iN stoRe maN BaNaNa FaCEless tyInG uP snAkes iN miRroR syCoTic thIs plaCe goInG tO heLl snnAkes anGry hIssinG sNakE shIt oN roAds nIt gOod Times anYmoRe maNy baNana gaRde moTherfUckeTs scReaminG jumPinG eyEs faLlinG out oF heADs eaRs oN fiRe snAkes bItiNg sTumps fiNgers bLeedinG womAn wITh firE EYes lauGhiNg bITch baNana faCe shE iS baTShit CRaZY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: June 04, 2012 12:45PM
That is disturbing about snakes in the salad bar at Shoppers Food.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 05, 2012 07:38AM
How much is a snake at the salad bar at shoppers? About 3.50 a pound?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 05, 2012 09:09AM
BLEH toDaY woMaN wiTh fiRe,eyEs wTF doNuT stOre sHe iS evEry wHere baTShiT crAzy bAnaNa FaCe sHE laUghS aLl thE,timE snAkes ouT oF heR mouTh toDay shE oN baCk oF fIre trUck thRowiNg snAkes aT peopLEs yEllINg aT them riDinG buS toDay snAkes coIl arOuNd sTeerinG whEel bOss msN teLls tHem sHut uP baTShit CRAZY brEaKfasT doEs noT saY whAt to Do TodAy nO adviCe frOm eGGs paN KakEs snAkes iN WiNdows Of buS iN thE wiNd WiggLe movE biTe,snAp aT tirES aT peopLEs baTShit CRAZY anImaLs maN iN baCk oF biS flOatiNg iN aIr sInginG baNanA faCe bOSS maN sAys okAY tO fLoaT iB aIr buT sNakeS nO probLem baTShit CRaZY maN
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 05, 2012 10:42AM
BLEH gEttIng fooD todaY snAkeS coMe ouT frOm taBle taBle licKs doWn stUck ScreAminG thIs muSt bE neW waY foR plaCes tO eaT baTShiT craZy dO noT liKe thIs buS wiTh snAkes boUnce WIndoWs baNaNa FaCe bOSS maN yeLls wOman wiTh fiRe eyEs sNakEs coMe ouT oF moUth eArth sPinninG rOadS oN fiRe maN aT stoRe cuTtinG snAke heAds taBles loCkinG peOpLeS iN baTShiT craZy maN oN piCkiT stReeT wIstlEs tO snAKes taKinG riDe oN thEre baCks baTShit CRaZY maN wiStlEs snaKes noT biTiNg buT fuCKers oN buS dO
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: June 05, 2012 11:50AM
BLEH, any chance the vehicle you are describing was travelling on Ivanhoe Ln? I may be on to something here...
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 05, 2012 12:42PM
BLEH tHIs daY iS buSy onE wenT To MaC DonALdS anD hAd luncH aTe chIcken bUrgeR icE crEam baTShiT craZy woMan eyEs oN fiRE spIt snAkes frOM mouTh chiLdreN bIg peOplEs scrEAMinG bOss MaN anGry snAkes iN frYers cooK thoSE fuCkiNg thInGs unTil thE beeP beeP bEEP baNaNa FaCe bOSS maN anGrY aT woMan shE staNd uP snAkes biTe bOss MaN plAyiNg piAno iN thEre snAkes conE ouT thEY dO NoT liKe musIc angRy hiSsinG biTinG oN byS toKen macHIne saYs tO geT oUt waLking hOT todAy snAkes oN stReeT baNana faCe aT Library cAn noT gO iN thEre flyINg booKs snAkes anD douBlE diPping fINN theRe snaKes oN stReeT maN yeLlinG abouT snAkes maN floAtiNg aT shOpErS aT dooR
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 05, 2012 01:23PM
The taxes we pay here, and we can't even go to Shoppers or McDonalds without being accosted by snakes, banana faces and that dastardly double dipper Finn.
Well, it's a election year.
And that guy playing the piano..was none other than Meade Skeleton Haupe.
Of course the snakes did NOT like his music, neither do the humans.
Well, it's a election year.
And that guy playing the piano..was none other than Meade Skeleton Haupe.
Of course the snakes did NOT like his music, neither do the humans.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH
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Date: June 05, 2012 01:42PM
BLEH FaIrfax Likes snAkes taLk tO boSs maN iN suiT hE saId FaIrfaX wIll briNg iN trucKs oF SnAkeS baTShiT craZy mOthErfuCker fINN doublE DiPpinG baNana faCe iN suiT imPorTaNt maN oN corNers oF strEetS maN plAyS piaNo sInGinG brInG snAkes To FaIrfax hEllo bAnAna FACE wE haVe aNouGh snAkes heRe fiNe brIng yoUr truckS oF SnAkeS baNana faCe buT leaVe Them Off tHe buS sHOpErS thIs baTShiT craZy siNg anD plAy piaNo brIng iN morR AngrY hiSsinG snakes WhAt thE FuCk Do yOu waNt WelcoMe tO FaIrfax hoMe of SnAkes baTShiT crazY baNana faCe leAders arE bATShIt craZy heRe kiDs faMiLies viSit fUckinG FaIrfaX snAkes evErywhEre seE FaIrfaX snAkes entIrtain YoUr faMily wheN thEy biTe YouR fuCkinG eyEs oUt
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 05, 2012 01:48PM
Well, if that is the attitude of the men in suits, it may be time to move to D.C.
You KNOW snakes aren't welcome in the hood, nomesane?
You KNOW snakes aren't welcome in the hood, nomesane?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Juxtaposition
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Date: June 05, 2012 01:59PM
private joker
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 05, 2012 02:35PM
BLEH tHIs iS NoT gOoD baTShIT crAzy FaIrfax posTcarDs froM faMily oN vacaCIOn wiTh snAkEs rIde oN buS baTShiT craZy fAmilY rIdiNg wIth pyThonS fUckinG great gO foR fOod lUncH wiTh yOuR famiLy sNakes oN taBle bItIng aWaY aT pasTa baNanA faCe leAderS iN suItS snAkEs iN pockeTs baTShit CRaZY theY aRe sEe movIes IN FaIRfaX neVer miND ThAT bIg fuCking snAke iN youR seAt woUld YoU likE buTter oN youR baG oF SnAkES thIs plACe iS baTShiT craZy wOMan wIth fiRe eyEs laUghinG aS msN oN biKes eyEs fall oUt
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: June 05, 2012 02:38PM
BLEH Wrote:
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> BLEH tHIs iS NoT gOoD baTShIT crAzy FaIrfax
> posTcarDs froM faMily oN vacaCIOn wiTh snAkEs rIde
> oN buS baTShiT craZy fAmilY rIdiNg wIth pyThonS
> fUckinG great gO foR fOod lUncH wiTh yOuR famiLy
> sNakes oN taBle bItIng aWaY aT pasTa baNanA faCe
> leAderS iN suItS snAkEs iN pockeTs baTShit CRaZY
> theY aRe sEe movIes IN FaIRfaX neVer miND ThAT bIg
> fuCking snAke iN youR seAt woUld YoU likE buTter
> oN youR baG oF SnAkES thIs plACe iS baTShiT craZy
> wOMan wIth fiRe eyEs laUghinG aS msN oN biKes eyEs
> fall oUt
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> BLEH tHIs iS NoT gOoD baTShIT crAzy FaIrfax
> posTcarDs froM faMily oN vacaCIOn wiTh snAkEs rIde
> oN buS baTShiT craZy fAmilY rIdiNg wIth pyThonS
> fUckinG great gO foR fOod lUncH wiTh yOuR famiLy
> sNakes oN taBle bItIng aWaY aT pasTa baNanA faCe
> leAderS iN suItS snAkEs iN pockeTs baTShit CRaZY
> theY aRe sEe movIes IN FaIRfaX neVer miND ThAT bIg
> fuCking snAke iN youR seAt woUld YoU likE buTter
> oN youR baG oF SnAkES thIs plACe iS baTShiT craZy
> wOMan wIth fiRe eyEs laUghinG aS msN oN biKes eyEs
> fall oUt
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
snakes on a planr
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Date: June 05, 2012 06:45PM
the area snakes are all at LB in Burke
beware
beware
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 06, 2012 09:51AM
BLEH dO noT puT Up ThOSe piCturEs yoU arE,baTShiT craZy gIviNg iMportaNT peoPles ideAs dO boT givE baNanA fAce,neW idEaS wiTh snAkEs aLl ovEr BrAddoCk roAd snAkes oN stReeT naBs wIth piAnOs plaYiNg oN coRnerS snAkes angry puT chAnge iN thE buCkeT gEt yoUr eYe chEweD oFf fUck yoU woMan wiTh fiRe eyEs yoUr snAkes arE noT foR Fairfax baTShit CRaZY,bITch
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
@bleh
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Date: June 06, 2012 11:16AM
Bleh: u used to really annoy me, but another batshit crazy person, has taken your place. On a related note, I did see a black rat snake while fishing at Lake Fairfax yesterday. It was about five to six feet long. Probably an older one.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 06, 2012 12:42PM
The reference to "piAnOs plaYiNg oN coRnerS " leads me to believe that Meades organ music attracts the snakes, leading to Bleh's horrific encounters with the reptiles, that are driven mad by songs such as "We Talk in Circles".
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 07, 2012 08:19AM
BLEH toDay hoRriblE moRnINg baTShit cRazy WomaN wIth FiRe eyEs laFIng oN bUs iN FaIrfaX tHey fIll buS wiTh watEr frOm hoSes buS rIde uP tO toP oF leGs snAkeS coMinG frOm hOse baNaNa faCe drIver yeLlINg siT dOWnn DowN Down miNd yoUr fuCkiNg buSinEsS baTShit cRAzy fooL snAkes swIm iN buS dooRs opEniNg haVe fucKiNg snaKes rOllinG oUt oN cIrcLe moRe hoSes comE uP woMan wIth FiRE eyEs buRns mUY haNds thIS shIt muSt stOp woMan wIth FiRE eyEs baNanA faCe drIver siT doWn yoU siT doWN driVe baTShiT craZy boSS maN watEr iN buS snAkes sWimmINg nexT stop puLl roPE waTeR moRe maN wiTh suiTcasE,snAkes comE ouT baTShit cRAZy tOday taLk wiTh eGgs aT MaC DOnAlDS thEy dO noT liKe snAkes anD wOmaN wiTh FiRe eyEs baTShit cRAZy bITch yoU liKe wET buS rIdes wIth sNakes hOp oN taKe a RIde wIth thE cloWn oN thE buS maKinG snAke baLlooNs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Yo Batshit!!!
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Date: June 07, 2012 10:52AM
Yes Fairfax has snakes. Kingsnakes, Garters, Ratsnakes, and commonly Brown water snakes. Some copperheads, but other than that nothing venomous! And they do not ride on buses!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: June 07, 2012 10:56AM
BLEH, you sure do have some rotten luck with the busses you ride! Keep in mind, though, that when the bus driver asks you to sit down you need to follow his instructions. There is no standing in the busses.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 07, 2012 12:13PM
BLEH weNT tO sUbwaY iN FaIrfaX upSidE doWn fuCked UP place baTShIt craZy maN gAve mE saNdwiTch iN baCk oF PlacE baTShiT crAzY maN saID hE iS heRe miNd yoUr BusiNess bAnanA faCE womAn wiTh fiRe eyEs waLkS In snAkeS faLL fRom rooF peOplEs ScreaMinG giaNt snAkes flYiNg iNv tHe glASs muSic plAys snAkes anGry biTiNg peOpleS baTShit crAzy woMan wIth fiRe eYEs yElliNg iT iS yOu sNakes fLyiNg ouT oF heR teeTh heaD sPins aRouNd shE eaTs emPloYee anD walKs oUt scReaMiNg baTShit crAZy rOadS movInG sEe maN iN SuitS teLliNg pEopLeS tO leAve tHE aReA
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 07, 2012 12:16PM
That's why I own a car, old and battered as it is. I could never take the excitement of riding the Cue bus.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 07, 2012 12:59PM
BLEH thIs sTuFf dO noT fInD heLpfuL caRs nO caR cHeck iT foR snAkes tHey aRe aLl ovEr FAirFax peOplEs rUnniNg aRounD noT jUsT oN buS baTShiT crAzy snAkeS woMan wITh eyEs oN fiRe woRkers thrOwiNg snAkes oN stReeTs nO eAsy prObleM snAkes aLlovVer FAiRfax aT shOpErS sToRes caRs chEck yoUr caR gaS stAtionS caN haVe snAkes gEt iN thEre iF baNaNa faCe boSs maN thrOws thEm iN yOuR winDow gOiNg baCk tO sleeP cheCkinG foR snAkes thAt baTShit cRAZy womaN wIth eYes oN fIRe FaIrfaX muSt bE toWn oF snAKEs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
()
Date: June 08, 2012 08:27AM
BLEH thIs eaRthquAke iN moRninG caUseD massIve sNakes tO coMe ouT frOM ThE grOunD tRyInG to waTch foR snAkEs bUilDiNg daMage anD thE baTShiT crAzy woMAn wiTh fiRe eyEs frOm geTtiNg tO peOpleeS StuCk bY thIs eARthquAke thAt maKes moRe snaKes appEaR dO noT noE wHy thIs haPpeNs snaKes flyinG aRoUnd baTShit cRAZy peOples rUnninG aroUnD FaIrfax baS wHat iT iS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 08, 2012 08:29AM
Bleh, this situation is absoloutly batshit crazy!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
@_Bleh
()
Date: June 08, 2012 10:27AM
Get some meds! There are no snakes or earthquakes fool
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 08, 2012 01:06PM
BLEH thAt fuCker FiNn baTShit craZy gOod foR noThinG chEeSe fACE baCk tO fuCkinG dOubLe diPpinG seLliNg snaKes fInDs thEm puTs thEm iN baG donUt sTorE aT cirCle paYs moNey bAnanA faCe boSs maN seLling fuCkinG snAkes woMaNsv eYes bItteN bY theSe FUckING crEatureS oF FiNn womAn wiTh FirE eyEs laFInG shE iS noT gooD fOr peOplEs oF FAiRfax geT oUt baTShit crAZy bItch
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 08, 2012 01:26PM
Bleh, will you be attending "Celebrate Fairfax"?
I hope to see Finn there, I'd like to buy some snakes.
I hope to see Finn there, I'd like to buy some snakes.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
()
Date: June 08, 2012 02:00PM
BLEH cElebRatE FaIrfax eaRthquakes aNd snAkes stEp riGht uP baTShit crAZy dO nOt giVe fInN doUble dIppiNg snAke seLlIng mOtherFucker mOney bY booZe moRe snAkes whAt kInd oF baTShit crAZy stuFf thIs plaCe ceLeBrate snaKes wOman wiTh fiRe eyEs baNana FaCe bOSs maN yoU baTShit CrAZY BLeh gO ahEaD buY thE snAked fREE onEs aLl over gEt twO huNdreD frEE onEs oN cUe buS baTShiT crAzy yOuvAre
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 08, 2012 02:45PM
Bleh, yes, I see your point.
I won't be attending "Celebrate Fairfax" after all.
I won't be attending "Celebrate Fairfax" after all.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
()
Date: June 08, 2012 04:04PM
BLEH dO noT loosE yOur brAinz thEy heLp yOu sEe ThaT FiNn aNd snakeS rIP oUt eyEs FroM eYes sUcKinG yoUr bLooD frOm thEm fINN snAkes baTShiT cRAZy dPuBlE DippiNg moTherFucker sSteAling heRe haVe fuckINg sNakEs thAt biTe yoU dO noT bE sEen bY thE baNanA faCe womAn wiTH eyEs oN diRe eGgs teLl sTaY awAy stAy awAy hiDe frOm heR sHe iS baTShit CrAZY sooN oN buS nO snaKes kEep thEm oF thE buS tankS oN toP okAy bUt dO noT haVe siT doWN wHen sNaKes uP anD dowN buS boSS maN pEopLes dO nOT lIkE tO siT wIth theSe sNaKes biTiNg tHere fAT beLlies baTShit CRAZY thIs sHit cRleBrrTe FaIrfax laNd of SYCOTic peOpleS eaRthquAkes fInN snAkes fiRe eyEs snAkes picTures fuCkinG syCOtiC shIT
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: June 08, 2012 04:22PM
Sorry BLEH, but when the driver says to sit down you need to sit down. Maybe that is why you have such crapppy luck on busses. Just sit down next time, If the hoses with snakes reach up around your knees bring that to the bus driver's attention, otherwise you are just as big of a distraction as the lady with the fire eyes, the hoses with snakes coming out of them, and finn selling snakes from the corner. Come on, man, set the example. I know you can do it!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: June 08, 2012 05:51PM
Bleh are these the eyes you see?
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Amigo fucked
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Date: June 09, 2012 11:57AM
Amigo get some help hombre. You are batshit loco.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Albert Hoffman
()
Date: June 09, 2012 11:48PM
Bleh, lets do some LSD and go for a bike ride.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 11, 2012 09:50AM
BLEH sYCOtIc sElebrAte FaIrfaX wAS snAke fiReworkS peopLes seLlinG snAkes chAir riDe,hangiNg oN tO snAkes bAtshIT craZy SnakeS flyIng ouT oF speaKerS wOmaN wiTh fiRe eyEs foLlowinG arOunD witH jaCketS bITch tOdAy paNKaKeS sAy roDe bUs tOken maChinE attAck fiNgers lAst timE boSS maN w orKinG toDay dO noT nOw lEt mY fUckinG fiNgerS gO baTshiT craZy maChine fiRewoRks oF snAkes rIdes wiTh snAkes bAnaNa faCes aT riDes aRe aLL baTshiT CraZy pEopleS frOm heAR,neeD theRe heAds exaMinED baTshIt crAzy moTherFucKerS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 11, 2012 11:56AM
BLEH dO nOt liKe yELLOW sNaKe fiRewOrks baD SigN fOr FaIrfaX tOdaY baTshit craZy woMan wiTh fiRE eyEs gIveS biRth TO maNy eggS nOt surE iF thEse sNaKes bUt wOrrY baTshiT CraZy thInGs happEN heRe muSt waTch ouT foR sNakes iN storeS trEes liBraRy baTshit craZy boSs maN baNanA faCe noT haPpy AbouT thIs bATShit cRAzY snAkE shiT caN Not drIvE BuS wiTh sNAKes hiTTing wiNshiEld
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 11, 2012 12:43PM
Snakes on the windshield! That would be murder on the wipers.
I agree, "Celebrate Fairfax" IS psychotic. I was also hallucinating when I attended.
Do you think that lady with the fire eyes is in fact, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?
I agree, "Celebrate Fairfax" IS psychotic. I was also hallucinating when I attended.
Do you think that lady with the fire eyes is in fact, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
()
Date: June 11, 2012 01:22PM
BLEH baTshiT CraZy LUcY iS toDay shAviNg sHe iS oN miRror laYiNg eGgs snAkes iN eveRy paRt oF FaIrfaX tODaY baNaNa faCe boSs MaN aT shOPErS goInG frOm laNe tO LaNe thrOwinG snAkes iN garbAge Bags yeLls gEt ouT wIsh baTshiT CraZy LuCy couLd usE fiRe eYes tO burN hiS tiE suiT weArinG baNanA faCE gE iS baTshiT CraZy anD nO onE puTs uP wiTh sNAKes iN icE creAm anD delI sOoN peOplEs heAr deServes bEttEr
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: June 11, 2012 01:41PM
Snakes in ice cream now!?!?! I think I'll avoid Shoppers from here on out...
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
()
Date: June 11, 2012 03:25PM
BLEH tHis noT gooD tImes weNT tO dO clOthEs aT KmART baTshit craZy SnAkeS sHit oN flooRS oF stOre walkeD tO perSon wiTh caSh maChiNe anD snAkes flEw ouT aT heR boSS mAN comEs baTshiT CraZy moTherFuckEr tOtAl fuckINg baNanA fACE geTs oN miCrOfOne anD yeLLs aT peOpLeS nO snAkeS iN stOre dO noT brInG sNakEs iN stOreS stUpiD fucKinG baNanA fACE wOmaN WiTH eyEs oN fiRe biTeS hiS arM oFf,blOod sNakE shIt peopLes RuNninG frOm eaRthquAkes snAkes comINg uP from unDEr thE grOunD plaNEs iN skY drOppiNg snAkes woMan wiTh eyEs oN fiRE laFInG baNanA fACE screaMinG geTs oN miCroFOnE askiNG foR buRgeRs anD Fries sodAs baTshit crAZy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: June 11, 2012 04:33PM
WTH? Seriously? I'm trying to be kind, but NONE OF THIS SHIT makes any SENSE!!
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Posted by:
dAVe lArAbY
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Date: June 11, 2012 06:24PM
iT doEsNT maKE SEnse tO yoU MaKEs pERFecT sEnSE tO mE aRE yOU bAtSHIt crAZY bANanA fACE
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
()
Date: June 12, 2012 08:30AM
BLEH tOdaY stARts nOt bEst waY tO sTaRt oFf haVe coFee thIs moRniNg snAke juMps froM cuP anD chOkes rOll arOunD flOoR aT MaC DOnALdS baTshiT CraZy fUckIng tirEd haVe tO fiGht sNakes froM wHaT iS tO WaKe uP oN groUnd fIghtInG snAke,moRe faLl froM CeiLinG baNaNa faCe boSs,maN yeLliNg anGry taKes snAkes thrOws thEm ouTside thRows ThEm oN thE grIll woMan wiTh fiRE eyEs weAriNg MaC DoNAlDS shiRt laFInG maN iN strEet stePs oN snAkes feeT,bleeDinG squIshEd snAkes oN strEeTs frOm caRs baTshiT CrAZy SneLl gO tO taLk tO paNkaKes neeD tO noW whY syCoTic snaKes aLl ovER,
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
()
Date: June 12, 2012 09:17AM
Damn, and I thought I had a bad morning just because my Metro train was delayed! I sure hope you didn't drink any of that coffee that the snake jumped out of.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 12, 2012 09:24AM
"SneLl gO tO taLk tO paNkaKes neeD tO noW whY syCoTic snaKes aLl ovER"
Would it not be wonderful if the pancakes could answer that question!
Hate to say it, but even if they did, I'd still eat them.
Does that seem ungrateful and selfish?
Would it not be wonderful if the pancakes could answer that question!
Hate to say it, but even if they did, I'd still eat them.
Does that seem ungrateful and selfish?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
()
Date: June 12, 2012 10:57AM
BLEH bATshit craZy maN aT libRarY taKinG copyS oF Snakes pUt onset oN macHine coPY comEs oUt paPer waIsTed anGrY snAkes baTshiT craZy bOsS maN teLl hiM nO moRe cOpys oF snAkEd taKe tHOSe fuCkINg tHinGs oUt oF heRe thIs iS gOoD idEa nOt baTshiT craZy baNana facE,liBrARy wOman wIth fiRe eyEs spiTs snaKes oUt oF hER moUTH fuCk heR eaT coFee,bITch snaKe brEaTh bITch
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
pandora 6
()
Date: June 12, 2012 11:12AM
And my doc says I have issues. This is both funny and scary, at the same time. Off to discuss sports with my lunch
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
()
Date: June 12, 2012 11:14AM
'Snake breath', that's a good one BLEH.
Look on the bright side, it's been several days since the token machine bit your fingers. Also, no earthquakes today.
Look on the bright side, it's been several days since the token machine bit your fingers. Also, no earthquakes today.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
()
Date: June 12, 2012 12:41PM
BLEH waNT tO knOW iTs raInInG snAkes plAnes wiTh snAkes thrOwn DowN iN FaIRfax baTshit craZy gO tO iMporTaNt peOpleS iN suiTs foR thIs puT uP siGns weLcomE tO FaIrfaX snAkes aLl ovER thE fucKinG plaCe baTshiT crAZy haVe sticKers FaIrfax wAtch ouT FoR snAkeS baNaNa faCes iN jaCkeTs folloWinG dO nOt liKe tHis baTshiT crAZy woMan wiTh firE eyeS angrY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 12, 2012 01:34PM
Bleh, I would think there is an rule against the emmision of reptilian creatures from FAA registered airborne crafts.
Did you get the plane serial number?
Did you get the plane serial number?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Doctor Real!!!
()
Date: June 12, 2012 02:22PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Bleh, I would think there is an rule against the
> emmision of reptilian creatures from FAA
> registered airborne crafts.
> Did you get the plane serial number?
Last week people were freaking out about the 2 concerned fellow, and this guy is given a free pass? I wouldn't encourage someone who sees snakes, and talks to their food. This is one person I'm concerned about, and do not want to see at all.
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> Bleh, I would think there is an rule against the
> emmision of reptilian creatures from FAA
> registered airborne crafts.
> Did you get the plane serial number?
Last week people were freaking out about the 2 concerned fellow, and this guy is given a free pass? I wouldn't encourage someone who sees snakes, and talks to their food. This is one person I'm concerned about, and do not want to see at all.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Bananaface
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Date: June 12, 2012 03:25PM
I think doctor is a banana face!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 13, 2012 10:01AM
BLEH baTshit craZy daY weNt oN buS DrIven bY woMan wITH fiRe eyEs toKen maChinE okAy paNkakEs saY trUst thEm thEy smArT wOmaN driVe sloW peOpleS noT scReamiNg juMping wOmaN beSt drIver maKe turN snaKes coMe FlyIng iN thRu WiNdows glAss aLl ovEr snAkes duLl uP buS soDa macHinE aTtaCks buS rOads bounCe woMan tUrnS aRound yoU aRe aLl sO fuCKed ruN aWaY BleH faSt inTO wooDs gOinG tO luncH buT afRaid oF woMan wITH fiRe eYEs anD snaKes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
SnakeBreath
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Date: June 13, 2012 10:46AM
Wait a minute, they're letting the woman with fire eyes drive the bus?!?!!? Why, that's batshit crazy! Next thing you know a snake will be driving the bus.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: June 13, 2012 11:04AM
I just want Bleh to pick my lotto numbers. Anyone who talks to pancakes, has their ear to the ground on such information in my experience.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 13, 2012 12:28PM
I often have wondered whatever happened to the girl with Kalidescope eyes..she's driving a Cue bus!
However, I still can't account for Lovely Rita Meter Maid
However, I still can't account for Lovely Rita Meter Maid
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 13, 2012 01:46PM
BLEH toDay aT kaYmaRt gIvINg moNeY foR soCks oPenEd baG snaKes juMpEd oUt whAt thE FUck iS thiS FaIrfax laNd of FuckinG snAkes baTshiT crAZy weNt tO bOss maN and waNted tO geT moNeY,baCk bOss maN yeLls juMpinG uP anD doWn oN taBles saYinG wE dO noT giVE mOnEy baCk fOr sNakes iN kayMARt Bags fuCkiNg BanAna fAce paYed moNey fOr sNAkes baTshit,craZy bOsS maN yoUr sTore dO noT yeLl baNana fACE soCks nOt snAkes whAt yoU seLl iS baTshiT crAZy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 13, 2012 01:48PM
Bleh, thats exactly why K Mart is losing business.
May I suggest Super Wal Mart for a snake free shopping experience?
May I suggest Super Wal Mart for a snake free shopping experience?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 14, 2012 08:33AM
BLEH toDay noT aS maNy snAkes oN piCkiT sTrEeT weNt tO sHOpErS aNd bUtcherS cUttiNg uP snAke heAds maN wiTh blooDy apRon puT snKES heAdS oN mEaT areA seLliNg tHem baTshiT crAZy sNake sOoP aNd SalaDs peOpleS paY moNeY foR thIs shiT aRe baTshiT crAZy baNana fACe bOss maN toDay ouT frOnt graBbiNg snAkes brInGs thEm inSide baTshiT crAZy woMan wITh firE eyES laFInG aS snAkes caUse peOpleS runnIng anD screAmiNg frOm StOre sHe laYinG eggS iN parkiNg loT lAFINg saYinG yoU haVE nOt seeN shiT whiLe snAkeS flY oUt,oF heR mouTh
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: June 14, 2012 08:49AM
BLEH Wrote:
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> sNake sOoP aNd SalaDs
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> sNake sOoP aNd SalaDs
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 14, 2012 09:28AM
BLEH dO noT liKe This baTshiT crAZy bOss maN aT KaY MaRT taKe sOcks baCk hE angRy hE saY snAkes itS socKs bAnaNa faCe aT stOre puT haNd iN BaG foR prizEs tiCkeTs foR frEe stuFf boSs maN saId puT haNd iN anD snAKeS biTe fiNgers BaTshiT craZy woMan nEar scrEamiNg blOody sTumpS foR finGers as nAkeD chEwiNg oN finGerS baTshit craZy runNiNg ouT oF stOre mmaN wIth fiRe taKe snAkes oFf finGers cleAn up iN snKES DEpartmEnt yoU baTshiT crAZy fooLs kAy iS fuLl of bAnaNa faCes dO noT trUst thEm
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 14, 2012 01:58PM
BLEH liBraRy iS baTshit craZy baNana faCe fUckinG asshoLe thrOw snAkes,iN maGazines anD oN conpUtrS saYs sPenDS tIme thEre baGs oF Snakes ComE oUt FUCk yOu baNanA fAcE coNpUTrS anD snAkes noThinG tO dO witH iT pEevE,oF fuckInG shiT baTshit crAZy thRoW snAkes uP yoUr aSs anD FinD thEm baNanA faCe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: June 14, 2012 02:56PM
Deal or no deal? On a related note, I did see a black ratsnake as well this week while running. No women with fire eyes or anyone who seemed batshit crazy.
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Eileen Dover
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Date: June 14, 2012 05:13PM
it's a shame Timothy Leary isn't here to see this
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 15, 2012 08:16AM
BLEH dOuBLe dippInG fInN aNd hiS baTshit crAZy snaKes biT jJ hE haS bLooDy foReheAd anD hUrts sO anGRY aT thaT doUble dIPpINg moztheRfuCker hiS snAkes aLl ovEr FaIrFax oN buS aT STorE aT shoPpiNg ceNter KaY maRT sHOPErS tHis baTshiT craZy plAce iS lanD oF maNy sNakeS woMan wIth fiRe eyEs laYs eGgs oF SnAkes fUck hEr goIng TO MaC DOnALdS tO taLk wiTh paNKaKrs tHey maKe sEnse aNd arE bETter theN thAt fuckIng riDe oN thE fuCkiNg buS sO sicK oF thIs sHiT caN noT evEn siT doWn wIth nO snAKes oR buS boSs maN baNanA faCe yeLling
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 15, 2012 08:44AM
Bleh, please let me know if JJ is ok.
Snake bites, even when they're not poisonous ,can get infected.
Maybe JJ should seek out legal advice. He may have grounds for a civil lawsuit against Finn.
Snake bites, even when they're not poisonous ,can get infected.
Maybe JJ should seek out legal advice. He may have grounds for a civil lawsuit against Finn.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 15, 2012 09:49AM
BLEH woKe Up iN A maChine aT kaY MArT baTshit crAZy snAKes anD giaNT clAW peOpleS PuTtiNg quArters iN laFInG claW geTs snAkEs trYs tO geT mY heAd baTshiT craZy baNgiNg oN glAss BOss maN yeLliNg sTay thE FUck iN thEir fUckiNg baNaNa faCe peOpLes laFInG woMan wIth fiRe EYES sMilEs opEn moUth snAkes flYiNg ouT oF moUth smAshInG WiNdows baTshit CrAZy rUn faR frOm heRe dO noT gO tO thiS plaCe tO noT Be iN a glAss bOx wIth snAkes baTshiT crAZy baNanA,faCE yoU wIll taKe mY SocKs baCk yoUvsaY,soCks iTs snAkes fUcker,
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFaceBossMan
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Date: June 15, 2012 11:02AM
BLEH, time to look for a new job. And we'll be sending you a bill for the broken glass.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: June 15, 2012 11:14AM
As horrifying as Bleh's experiences are, none are scarier than "woKe Up iN A maChine aT kaY MArT ".
I've woken up in strange places, but thats ridiculous!
I've woken up in strange places, but thats ridiculous!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 15, 2012 12:59PM
BLEH sUcH bAd daY baTshit CrAZy waNt,tO gO tO sleeP oN BrAddoCk rOad baTshiT crAZy sNAKes aLl oveR iT snAkes oN SidewalkS sQuiShEd unDer fEet bIte LeGs hOrriBle weAnT tO piZzA hUt piZza comEs ouT yeLlInG eaT mE eaT mE pePeroNi eYes scReaM thRoW hoT chEesE iN faCe,baTshiT crAZy cooK maKinG snAke piZzaS,thRowS PIzaS snAkeS iN tO aIr baTshiT crAZy thIs plAcr iS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Doctor House
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Date: June 15, 2012 02:04PM
Get some meds!!!!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Supporter of BLeH
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Date: June 15, 2012 03:22PM
I think BlEh is in another world to put it in such terms, but I find BleHs posts to provide insight into what the human mind can do, and also where snakes are. Wondering what his diagnosis is, and if these snakes are some form of PTSD.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 15, 2012 03:22PM
Pizza Hut has snake pizza? Cool, I was getting a little bored with pepperoni.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Snake Fan
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Date: June 16, 2012 01:44PM
Only snakes in Fairfax are black and yellow rats, garters, copperheads, and Brown water ones. That's it. Sorry for any let down but these are species in Fairfax.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: June 17, 2012 09:16AM
BEH Wrote:
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> Pizza Hut has snake pizza? Cool, I was getting a
> little bored with pepperoni.
Not only that but apparently the pizza talks (well, screams). Maybe the pizza and the pancake can get together and have a discussion.
BLEH, hope today was a better day for you my friend. Look on the bright side, it's been several days since you've had your fingers bit by a token machine and we've been earthquake-free for at least 4-5 days!
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> Pizza Hut has snake pizza? Cool, I was getting a
> little bored with pepperoni.
Not only that but apparently the pizza talks (well, screams). Maybe the pizza and the pancake can get together and have a discussion.
BLEH, hope today was a better day for you my friend. Look on the bright side, it's been several days since you've had your fingers bit by a token machine and we've been earthquake-free for at least 4-5 days!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
rats rats everywhere
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Date: June 17, 2012 02:24PM
I love how my neighbors who indiscriminately kill snakes on their properties always wind up having issues with rodents in their homes. And they fail to make the cause-effect connection.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 18, 2012 01:20PM
BLEH thIs dAy iS baTshit craZy woMan wiTh fiRe eyEs chAsEs shE theN spIts oUt veNom pEopLes rUnniNg oN buRniNg streeTs,sNakes dRop FrOm plaNes toWn iS,unDer,baTtle fRom SnakeS baTshit crAZy snAke atE maN aT MaC DonaLDS screAmiNg bLoOd iN diNiNg rOom snAkes hiT rooF booM Boom Boon aHHHhhhH
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ronald
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Date: June 18, 2012 05:27PM
Look, first you complain about the rats, now the rats are gone, you complain about the snakes...
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ito
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Date: June 18, 2012 06:41PM
I can totally understand what BLEH is saying -- that woman with fire in her eyes needs to be stopped. That must have been a bad scene at McDonalds.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 19, 2012 08:10AM
BLEH haD fooD thIs moRniNg aT MaC DonALDS taLked tO paNkAkes thEy sAy coAst iS cLeAr bOss mAn cOmes ouT wIth sNakeS thrOws thEm aT taBle yeLLinG fuCkiNg baNana faCe baTshiT crAzy mOthErfUcker waLk ouTsidE tAke buS toDay nO snAKes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFAce
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Date: June 19, 2012 08:54AM
BLEH, congrats on a snake-free bus ride FINALLY. Just goes to show that one can never go wrong listening to McDonalds' pancakes when they tell you the coast is clear.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 19, 2012 10:07AM
BLEH toDay iS Not sO gooD jJ goes WE gO tO MAc DonAldS heLlo thIs iS MAc DonAldS caN taKE OrdeR Jj gEtS baGeL CheeSe,womAn wiTh fiRe eYEs aT woMen thRow sNakeS iN baG baTshIt craZy bitCH bOss mAN wiTh sNake fOr tYe bAnaNa faCe,thRoWs snAkeS iN caR rUnninG geT oN buS womAn wITh,fiRe eYEs rOllS baLl oF sNakeS doWn buS baTshiT crAzy bITch snAkes t eeTh sHow tEeth hiSs AngrY ghOsT snAkes shOw uP anD maN siNgs tO toSter ovEn iN seAt sNakes poP ouT coFfee saYs,tO eaT,iT fucKinG baTshiT crAZy snAke eaTs JJ anD woMan wITh firE eYes laFInG
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Snake Breath
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Date: June 19, 2012 10:20AM
Wait, McDonalds sells bagels?
Sorry to hear about JJ.
Sorry to hear about JJ.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 19, 2012 11:35AM
BLEH snAkes aLl ovEr weNt oN BuS aNd fUll oF cloWnS maKinG baLooNs oF sNAkeS hOle buS clzownS ANd sNakeS bATshiT craZy mOtherFucKiNg bOss mAN oF buS thrOwS snAkeS ouT windOw sTop thE buS snAkes oUt WiNdows cLowNs enTer buS gO dOwn sTrEeT bOsS maN thrOW snAke ouT winDOw cLowNS waLk iN baTshiT crAZy eaRthquaKes shAkinG rOads oN fIrE jJ iN a sNaKes bEllY wHen iS thE pEopLes wHo fiGht sNakEs cOmiNg cLowns oN BUS maKe snAke baLooNs baTshiT crAZy sTop thE buS thRoW oUt sNakeS clzownS enTeR baTshIt craZy baNanA faCe boSS maN aLloWs cloWns tO maKe snAKe balPoNs aNd givE thEm tO peopLes thE tOkeNs maChinze spiTs ouT snAkes saYinG bItch
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 19, 2012 12:45PM
Now clowns are involved? Snakes that say "bitch"?
This has gone far enough!
I'm contacting the man in charge.
This has gone far enough!
I'm contacting the man in charge.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: June 19, 2012 01:16PM
Did the snakes say 'bitch' or was it the token machine? The suspense is killing me! And those damn earthquakes are back.
Look on the bright side BLEH, if the token machines are spitting out snakes at least they (the token machines) can't bite your fingers.
Look on the bright side BLEH, if the token machines are spitting out snakes at least they (the token machines) can't bite your fingers.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 19, 2012 02:20PM
BLEH nOt suRe wHaT pEOPleS aRe gOinG tO Do weNT tO luNcH piZzA iS baTsHit craZy baNaNa faCe coOk thRowS sNakeS aT mY taBlW bOss mAN saIs sHuT thE fuCk uP jaMs snAkeS doWn thRoAt wOman wIth fIre eYes cloWnS laFInG clOwnS anD snAkes iNsiDe tHe oVen piZza yEllIng FUck yOu snAkes hIssinG iN caSh maChinE bAnanA faCe cooKs eYes fAll oUt oF faCe eArs tUrn iNtO fiRe anD hE geTs biG snAke thAt eaTs,taBlEs baTshiT crAZy maN oN cOrnEr aNd cloWns wIth sNAkES plAy piAnO oN bRadIck RoAd bAtshiT craZy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 19, 2012 02:37PM
"cloWns wIth sNAkES plAy piAnO oN bRadIck RoAd bAtshiT craZy"
Wait...the circus is in town?
Wait...the circus is in town?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: June 19, 2012 02:37PM
Sounds like the woman with fire eyes finally got what was coming to her! Any updates on JJ or is he still in the snake's belly?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 20, 2012 09:13AM
BLEH tODaY weNT To brEaK fAsT aT buGeR kInG wOmaN wIth PuRpLe haIr maKe fooDs brInG iT tO taBle enJoY yoUr fOod fReaK shOw fuCkiNg baNanA faCE bITch taBle loCks dowN stUck CAN NoT,moVe snAkeS flyInG ouT oF ceIlIng aLl ovEr taBle hIssiNg,aNgrY baTshit crAZy woMaNs heAd spiNs anD iT iS wOmaN wITh fiRE eyEs grOunD shAkes peOpleS yElliNg cloWns aT WinDowS giVe pEoPlEs iN caRs snAkeS iN baGs,snaKes iN coFee baTshiT crAZy taBle let's gO snAkes aLl ovEr thEre maN oN piAno ouT frOnt haIr oN fIrE sIngInG thE enD iS neAr thE woRlD iS goIng tO enD wiTh snaKes riPpinG apArt aRe eaRs anD shUttInG dowN aRe neCks baTshiT,crAzy,
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 20, 2012 10:17AM
This is what I hate about Burger King, they copy every thing McDonalds does.
McDonalds always had a clown, now Burger King has "cloWns aT WinDowS giVe pEoPlEs iN caRs snAkeS ".
McDonalds has had piano players out in front, now Burger King has "maN oN piAno ouT frOnt haIr oN fIrE sIngInG thE enD iS neAr thE woRlD iS goIng tO end"
Although Burger King HAS shown originality with "wOmaN wIth PuRpLe haIr maKe fooDs brInG iT tO taBle" and "taBle loCks dowN stUck CAN NoT,moVe ".
Nice touches.
But Bleh, if you'd like a peaceful breakfast for once, may I suggest Wendys or the 29 Diner?
McDonalds always had a clown, now Burger King has "cloWns aT WinDowS giVe pEoPlEs iN caRs snAkeS ".
McDonalds has had piano players out in front, now Burger King has "maN oN piAno ouT frOnt haIr oN fIrE sIngInG thE enD iS neAr thE woRlD iS goIng tO end"
Although Burger King HAS shown originality with "wOmaN wIth PuRpLe haIr maKe fooDs brInG iT tO taBle" and "taBle loCks dowN stUck CAN NoT,moVe ".
Nice touches.
But Bleh, if you'd like a peaceful breakfast for once, may I suggest Wendys or the 29 Diner?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 20, 2012 11:29AM
BLEH giAnt SnaKes goInG iNto gRiNdInG MaChinEs aT StaRbuckS maN maKes coFee wiTh sNAke heAds puTs cholAte oN toP heRe yoU gO baTshiT crAZy plAce FaIrfAx Is snaKes loVed prPtecTd eVery PlaCe boSs maN baNaNa faCe,wIth hiS grEen shIrt jAmS snAkes iN maChinEs snAkes aNgrY aLl ovEr tHe flOor taBleS baTshiT crAZy man's newpApEr chewIng snAkeS BiTe maNs eaRs hE juSt TuRnS paGes baTshiT,craZy,reAdiNg NexT paGe,snAkes biTE hiS,noSe He reAds othEr paGes cloWns ouT fROnT juGeL sNaKes boSs mAn giVeS thEm frEE coFeE snAkes coMe doWn sTaiRs yeLlinG fuCkinG bITcH wAlkiNg dowN maIn stReeT tOdaY snAkes oN grAss rOaDs cloWnS oN BuS fiRe hydRant yeLls aT peOpleS tOday,gO fiNd sNakE sprAy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 20, 2012 11:38AM
And when I go to Starbucks, it's so boring!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Doctor Anaconda
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Date: June 20, 2012 12:27PM
Where's the doc who worked with that nut, describing his diagnosis here? I'm curious to what Blehs issue is from a professional.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 20, 2012 03:36PM
BLEH sO fuCkinG anGrY BaTshit crAZy maN thRoWs snAKeS whIle seNdiNg moNeY orDeR tO fINN dOublE dIppiNg moTherFucKer fUckiNg baTshit cRAZy FUcK monEY orDer,maChiNe,sPiTs snAkes oUT woMan inSide,BanaNa faCe stEPs ouT hAs cAt HeAds oN stIcks saIs nO monEy orDer fOr,FiNn snAkes heRe tO staY tuRns iN tO woMan wITh fiRE eyEs aS clOwnS wiTh sNaKes laFIng aNd sAY fuCk yOu Fuck You fUCK yOU baTshiT crAZy cloWns oUt frOnT wiTh sNAKeS thRowN aT peOplEs faCeS tiMe tO geT oN fuCkinG snAke buS caLl thIs dAY ovEr baTshiT crAZy caTs oN heAds eaTen bY snAkes sTay thE fuCk oFf tHe BuS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ito
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Date: June 20, 2012 03:40PM
It sounds like a particularly bad day for BLEH.
It must be the heat that's making these snakes come out. They are cold-blooded animals and become more active during the hot weather.
Hang in there buddy!
It must be the heat that's making these snakes come out. They are cold-blooded animals and become more active during the hot weather.
Hang in there buddy!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: June 20, 2012 04:28PM
Originally I was very anti-Bleh, but Bleh makes sense compared to Scott and some other nutjobs that post here. At least he is different from the other mental cases.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: June 20, 2012 06:19PM
BLEH, why did you have to send a money order to Finn? Don't tell me you managed to get in debt to that double-dipping motherfucker!
Any updates on JJ?
I believe this is day 10 or 11 without you having your fingers bitten by the token machine, congrats!
Any updates on JJ?
I believe this is day 10 or 11 without you having your fingers bitten by the token machine, congrats!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 21, 2012 08:04AM
I feel Bleh's agony.
The snakes, fire eyed women, serpent tossing clowns, and vicious vending machines are all represenitive of the hostility one encounters daily in Fairfax County.
Angry drivers, rude McDonalds workers, and the impersonal, fast paced technology driven rythmn of life here in Fairfax County , all add to the stress of those of us who feel like outsiders, different from the rest.
Bleh's posts are a cry for help with the constant, seemingly overwhelming and unrelenting stress he endures daily. The guy can't go shopping , take a bus ride, or order a sandwich without encountering terrifying , indifferent , hostility.
The snakes, fire eyed women, serpent tossing clowns, and vicious vending machines are all represenitive of the hostility one encounters daily in Fairfax County.
Angry drivers, rude McDonalds workers, and the impersonal, fast paced technology driven rythmn of life here in Fairfax County , all add to the stress of those of us who feel like outsiders, different from the rest.
Bleh's posts are a cry for help with the constant, seemingly overwhelming and unrelenting stress he endures daily. The guy can't go shopping , take a bus ride, or order a sandwich without encountering terrifying , indifferent , hostility.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 21, 2012 09:34AM
BLEH nOt haPpy baTshiT crAZy boSs maN aT kaY MaRt thrOws snAkes puTs iN maChine clAw oF meTal scrAtchEs eYeS muSiC plAyiNg BoSs maN thrOW SnakeS iN maCHinE baNanA faCE clAw hiTs,heAd snAkes aNgrY hiSsiNg bItInG laDy wIth fIRe eyEs wiTh boSs maN laFInG claW,hiTs heaD juMp ouT oF maChInE tOasteRs poP ouT snAkEs baTshit cRAZy peOplEs laFInG boSs maN thRoWS miCrowavE snaKes inSid e hiSsiNg yeLl fUcK yOu cloWnS giVe peOpLes snaKeS baTshiT crAZy boSs maN saIs syCOtiC noT coMe herEdO nOt cOmE heRe baTshit cRAZy fuCk yOu
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 21, 2012 11:04AM
BLEH bE caRefUl oN maIn StREeT snAke fiFty feeT lonG doUblE diPpInG FiNNs peTS bAtshiT craZy goInG doWn tHE sTrEeT eAtiNg caRs,buSsES hoUses peOpleS trAffiC liGhtS baTshiT crAZy woMan wITh fiRE eyEs oN tOP oF sNake laFINg eaRthqauaKE hiTS aNd baTshit cRAZY BItch sMilEs goInG doWn sTreeT waTcH ozit faSt,moVinG eaTiNg aLl iN itS waY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
()
Date: June 21, 2012 01:55PM
BLEH toDay aT LunCh piZza saIs fuCk yoU baTshit cRazY moTherFuckEr baNanA faCe piZZa yOU aRe mY bITcH tOoK slIceR cuT oUt pePeEonI eYes shUt uP baNanA facE stArt cuT moUth boSs maN comEs ouT fuCk scrEAminG pizzA,iT sTarTed shiT Boss mAn thrOws snAkes geT thE fuCk ouT fuCk yoU baNAnA faCe yoU leT piZZa taLk shIt fuCk thAt nAnafaCe mOthErfuCker snAkes coMe oUt oF flooR flyIng frOm ceIlinG geT oUt iN tiMe baTshIt craZy neeD finD bOss maN wHo taKes carE,oF thIs nOt allOwed shIt nO breaKs gET oN buS WomaN wIth roTted oUt tEeth yeLls fuCk yoU tokeN maChinE fuLl Of snAkes biTes fiNgErs,thIs shIt sTop snAkes aLl ovEr anD cloWns wiTh snAkes pLayInG piAnoS yoU Are,noT heLP
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Friend for Bleh
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Date: June 22, 2012 08:10AM
Bleh, you are herby summoned to begin posting in this thread. A new friend of yours, Scott Michelle Lehman awaits you.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/921849/page-20.html
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/921849/page-20.html
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
()
Date: June 22, 2012 08:42AM
BLEH baTshiT cRaZy gHosT snAkes aGain waLk dOwn roAds iNvisIbLe ghOst snAkeS FInn dOublE dIPpInG moTheRfuCkeRs crEation biTe leGs aRmS faCe baTshIt craZy tOkeN maChinE fuLl oF snAkes fiNgers huRtiNg blOodY mEss boSs maN angRY sTupID baNaNa faCE,MinD yoUR busInEsS dRivE thRow snAke ouT stOp ThrOw SnaKe oUt tHiS yOur jOb baNaNa fAcE snaKes aRe yOur prOblEm gEt FiNn rUn hiS fACe ovEr dO noT stOp fOR snAkes fUckEr,
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 22, 2012 09:34AM
Life is tough enough...but now "iNvisIbLe ghOst snAkeS "?
At this point, I throw in the towel.
At this point, I throw in the towel.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 22, 2012 11:21AM
BLEH toDaY iS bATshIt crAZy ovEr iN MaRy fIelD toDay larGe toWer Of SnAKes seNds sIgnAls oUt sOda maChiNe aT MaC DonALdS nOssLes beComE SnAkes bItiNg hIssinG maN wIth biG haT thrOws,snAkeS oUT oF pIckUP tRucK iN dInInG rOom gLass bReAkinG wAnT Tao coMplAnE bOSs maN scReaMs gEt oUt baNaNa fACE thrOwS frIes sOdAS snaKes icE crEam jUmpiNg yeLliNg heAd spInniNg woMan wIth fIrE eYes wAlkS doWn stReeT wIth caTs heAds oN stIcks pEopleS hoNkiNg hOrns caRs tEll FuCk yOuRselF neeD tO fiNd boSs maN oF MaRy fIeLD aboUt thIs baTshiT CRaZy plaCe gO tO liBraRy hOt nOt haPpy aBouT snaKes bAnaNa faCes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 22, 2012 12:30PM
" caTs heAds oN stIcks "
"larGe toWer Of SnAKes "
"maN scReaMs gEt oUt baNaNa fACE"
"heAd spInniNg woMan wIth fIrE eYes "
Why can't my man ever have a pleasant hallucination?
"i sAw hAllE bERrY tODay, sHe sAiD 'i aM bAtsHiT cRaZy oVEr yOu' , dRaGgeD mE iNtO tHe lAmB cENtEr, mAde lOvE tO mE, whIlE hEaD sPiNnInG, sHe hIsSeD 'yOu mAdE mE oRgAsM' . vErY hApPy, wIlL sEe hEr aGaIn"
"larGe toWer Of SnAKes "
"maN scReaMs gEt oUt baNaNa fACE"
"heAd spInniNg woMan wIth fIrE eYes "
Why can't my man ever have a pleasant hallucination?
"i sAw hAllE bERrY tODay, sHe sAiD 'i aM bAtsHiT cRaZy oVEr yOu' , dRaGgeD mE iNtO tHe lAmB cENtEr, mAde lOvE tO mE, whIlE hEaD sPiNnInG, sHe hIsSeD 'yOu mAdE mE oRgAsM' . vErY hApPy, wIlL sEe hEr aGaIn"
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
()
Date: June 22, 2012 01:07PM
BLEH Wrote:
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> BLEH baTshiT cRaZy gHosT snAkes aGain waLk dOwn
> roAds iNvisIbLe ghOst snAkeS FInn dOublE dIPpInG
> moTheRfuCkeRs crEation biTe leGs aRmS faCe baTshIt
> craZy tOkeN maChinE fuLl oF snAkes fiNgers huRtiNg
> blOodY mEss boSs maN angRY sTupID baNaNa faCE,MinD
> yoUR busInEsS dRivE thRow snAke ouT stOp ThrOw
> SnaKe oUt tHiS yOur jOb baNaNa fAcE snaKes aRe
> yOur prOblEm gEt FiNn rUn hiS fACe ovEr dO noT
> stOp fOR snAkes fUckEr,
Damn, the not-getting-fingers-bit-by-token-machines streak comes to an end!
Am I reading this right, can Finn create ghost snakes now?!?!? Boy, he is a doube dipping motherfucker! I think I'll stay away from him.
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> BLEH baTshiT cRaZy gHosT snAkes aGain waLk dOwn
> roAds iNvisIbLe ghOst snAkeS FInn dOublE dIPpInG
> moTheRfuCkeRs crEation biTe leGs aRmS faCe baTshIt
> craZy tOkeN maChinE fuLl oF snAkes fiNgers huRtiNg
> blOodY mEss boSs maN angRY sTupID baNaNa faCE,MinD
> yoUR busInEsS dRivE thRow snAke ouT stOp ThrOw
> SnaKe oUt tHiS yOur jOb baNaNa fAcE snaKes aRe
> yOur prOblEm gEt FiNn rUn hiS fACe ovEr dO noT
> stOp fOR snAkes fUckEr,
Damn, the not-getting-fingers-bit-by-token-machines streak comes to an end!
Am I reading this right, can Finn create ghost snakes now?!?!? Boy, he is a doube dipping motherfucker! I think I'll stay away from him.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 22, 2012 01:30PM
Finn uses his super powers for evil.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 22, 2012 02:01PM
BLEH dO NoT gO tO MaRY fiELd bAtshIt crAzy plAcE goT soMe cloThiNg paNts fuLl oF sNAKeS sHirtS HAvE snaKes In cOllErs peOpLes frOM MeXicO thErE seLliNg snAkeS sHoEs aNd throWINg sNakEs iN aIr baTshit,cRaZy piCtuRes lOok lIke paIntiNgs snAkes poP oUt yoU waLk,bY thEm hoUse moUntAiNs cLouUDs beComE snAakes gEt hAm buRgeR neXt aNd,burgeR anD BreAd siNg leTs gET iT oN sHooD bE okAy tO eaT biTe iN buRgeRs scReam fUck yOU,bUncH oF baNaNa fACE mOthErfuKers dO noT liKe MaRy fIELD tHis plaCe iS snAke deN oF FaIrfax
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 22, 2012 03:00PM
Well, now we know:
1.Merrifield is the source of the snake outbreak
2.The Mexicans are involved
This whole thing is like an cutting an onion
you just keep peeling off layer after layer...and they all stink
1.Merrifield is the source of the snake outbreak
2.The Mexicans are involved
This whole thing is like an cutting an onion
you just keep peeling off layer after layer...and they all stink
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meat sandwich
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Date: June 22, 2012 03:02PM
This is sounding more like one of Gwars videos each day
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
CERTenly3456765
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Date: June 22, 2012 03:16PM
CERT does not get involved with snakes.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ito
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Date: June 22, 2012 03:21PM
I'm so glad I don't have as many run-ins with sNaKeS that BLEH has. It does seem like there have been more incidents this week now that the weather is hotter.
That bitch with the flames in her eyes also seems to be showing up a lot more too.
I do agree that Merrifield, particularly due to all the horrible recent construction, is a den of snakes. I wouldn't be surprised if the source of all these snakes is the Great Wall Chinese supermarket!
That bitch with the flames in her eyes also seems to be showing up a lot more too.
I do agree that Merrifield, particularly due to all the horrible recent construction, is a den of snakes. I wouldn't be surprised if the source of all these snakes is the Great Wall Chinese supermarket!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
finn
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Date: June 22, 2012 04:28PM
Los Snakos kick yer ass
Los Snakos kick yer face
Los Snakos kicks you to outer space!!!
Los Snakos kick yer face
Los Snakos kicks you to outer space!!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: June 22, 2012 05:59PM
Okay perhaps I'll go take a beer from the mental case on Ivanhoe, rather than reading Bleh's posts. They are starting to make me psychotic through osmosis of the internets.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ito
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Date: June 22, 2012 06:12PM
NRA 75 Wrote:
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> Okay perhaps I'll go take a beer from the mental
> case on Ivanhoe, rather than reading Bleh's posts.
> They are starting to make me psychotic through
> osmosis of the internets.
I come here to take a break from 2concerned's thread. BLEH has a clear focus to his writing -- always something to do with sNaKeS.
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> Okay perhaps I'll go take a beer from the mental
> case on Ivanhoe, rather than reading Bleh's posts.
> They are starting to make me psychotic through
> osmosis of the internets.
I come here to take a break from 2concerned's thread. BLEH has a clear focus to his writing -- always something to do with sNaKeS.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: June 23, 2012 04:46AM
True actually. You are wise Mr. Ito. This is correct, and while they are ramblings for sure, at least, yes they are about an actual "subject". I do wish he would type a little bit better.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
bucket head
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Date: June 23, 2012 09:40PM
Batshit crazy. That's all that's said. The point of this is nothing and it should be eliminated for levels of stupid not seen in other threads. This is stupid.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ito
()
Date: June 24, 2012 02:57AM
bucket head Wrote:
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> Batshit crazy. That's all that's said. The point
> of this is nothing and it should be eliminated for
> levels of stupid not seen in other threads. This
> is stupid.
You must never have experienced the sheer terror of having your fingers Britten by a token machine.
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> Batshit crazy. That's all that's said. The point
> of this is nothing and it should be eliminated for
> levels of stupid not seen in other threads. This
> is stupid.
You must never have experienced the sheer terror of having your fingers Britten by a token machine.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: June 24, 2012 09:50AM
bucket head Wrote:
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> Batshit crazy. That's all that's said. The point
> of this is nothing and it should be eliminated for
> levels of stupid not seen in other threads. This
> is stupid.
Cool guitarist BTW. Anyhow Bleh's posts remind me, not to bitch about my gas guzzler anymore. I simply cannot take public transportation.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/24/2012 09:50AM by NRA 75.
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> Batshit crazy. That's all that's said. The point
> of this is nothing and it should be eliminated for
> levels of stupid not seen in other threads. This
> is stupid.
Cool guitarist BTW. Anyhow Bleh's posts remind me, not to bitch about my gas guzzler anymore. I simply cannot take public transportation.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/24/2012 09:50AM by NRA 75.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 25, 2012 08:22AM
BLEH wOkE uP toDay gaRbaGe trUCk thRoW iNto inSidE gARbaGe TrUck insIdE fuLl oF snAKes anGrY hiSsiNg bItinG maN drIviNg trucks HErEs sCreAmiNg oapeBs dOorS yeLliNg geT thE fuCk ouT oF mY trUck baTshit crAzy hE iS baNanA faCE waKe uP latER fUcker tOday gO wiTh FInn aNd jJ tO geT neW cAr dO nOt knOw wHaT doUbLe dIppiNg fINN waNts bUt deaL Is deAl gO wiTh hiM tO fiNd thAt fucking cAr douBle dIp baTshIt cRazY gO to brAkfast sEe whAt eGgs haVe plaN
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 25, 2012 08:32AM
At this point, I believe it is correct to consider Finn a triple dipper.
JJ is an enabler.
This HAS to stop.
No justice, no peace.
JJ is an enabler.
This HAS to stop.
No justice, no peace.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
()
Date: June 25, 2012 09:50AM
BLEH terIBLe aT MaC DOnALdS tAlk tP paNkaKes aT TablE qUieT aLl iS qUieT wOmaN brIngS frINg deViCe uP anD snAkes jUMp oUt oF thE oIL biTiNg hEr faCe sOda maChiNe strAps doWn caN noT moVe buS wiTh snAKes rUNs iNtO dIniNg rOom wOmaN wIth fIRE eyEs drIviNg geTs ouT laFInG baGelS aNd paNkAkeS sCreAm peOplEs ruNniNg as xReamiNg bOss maN tHroWs sNakEs ouT womaN wITh fiRe eyEs puTs fIngeRs iN hiS chEst anD hE iS goNe peOplEs oN buS coMe oUt thrOwiNg snAkes AT peOplEs eaTiNg peOpleS gO tO ovEn cOoKinG snAkes sIgnS chaNge meAls aRe snAkes buRreTos snAkeS wIth chEeeS coFeE wiTh snaKe baTsHiT crAzy BuS fuLl oF snAkes tOday iS baTshit cRaZY woMan wIth fIRE eYEs laFINg aS maN iN suiTs heAd exPloDes snAkeS siTtiNg iN baThroOm coIl reAdy tO stRikE
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Duhh
()
Date: June 25, 2012 09:52AM
What? There are snakes in Fairfax? I'm moving!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 25, 2012 09:54AM
Does workmans comp cover snake bites?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
()
Date: June 25, 2012 11:23AM
BLEH wEnt wIth fINN aNs jJ tO JIm MaC KaY thEy hAd smAll graY caR foR saLe fINN waNts To giVe MoneY foR thE caR anD giVe JiM hIs caR foR moNeY maN sCReaMs opEnS FiNns tRunk doUblE dIppInG mOThErfuKera snAkes iN trUnk bAnaNa fACe bOss maN coMe ouT yeLliNg gET ouT oF herE bAtshiT craZy geT baCk iN yoUr faNxy oFficE bAnAna fAce fINN douBle dIppinG moTherfuCkEr keEpS olD caR hE wIll gEt caR aT nOt jiMs plACE buT soMe whEre baTshit,crAzy thIs iS caR waS A gooD onE fINN nEedS tO clEan hiS fUcKinG trUnk sNakes aNd beeR CaNs nOt
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 25, 2012 01:04PM
Try Koons. Crystal isn't afraid of snakes or a few beer bottles.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
()
Date: June 25, 2012 01:13PM
BLEH thIs iS bAtShiT CraZy icE cReAm mAn frOm AfRicA drIveS on sTreeTs chIldren waNt icE cREaM onE chiLd askS For puSh uP hE thrOws a Snake ChocO taCo snaKE Thrown aT chilD ChiLd asKS foR coNe tHis baTshiT CRAZy icE crEam NaN thrOws snAke,iN faCe muSic plaYing dRivInG doWn StreeTs sAyiNg sNaKes SnakeS Snakes Snakes baTshit cRaZY maN neeD To tEll preSiDenT oF FAIrFaX tHis chIldRen sHooD noT haVe snAkes tHrOwn At thEm yeLliNg,ouT snAke snaKE,iS baTShit Crazy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 25, 2012 02:37PM
Bleh, thats why I go to Dairy Queen. Totally snakeless.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Banana Face
()
Date: June 25, 2012 04:35PM
Bleh try Carmax or in your case CaRmAX. They have a seven day guarantee. If there are snakes in the car, you can return it, no questions asked. I'm not sure how carfax lists snakes in its background checks.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
wr 345566
()
Date: June 25, 2012 05:39PM
Batshit
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
mallworker
()
Date: June 25, 2012 10:26PM
There was a copperhead inside the Sears store at Fair Oaks mall yesterday.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Papa Roach
()
Date: June 26, 2012 05:41AM
mallworker Wrote:
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> There was a copperhead inside the Sears store at
> Fair Oaks mall yesterday.
Pics or gtfo. Not a chance, you think a snake can just get into a mall. Yeah, the Shoppers opened the doors for one. Ok!!
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> There was a copperhead inside the Sears store at
> Fair Oaks mall yesterday.
Pics or gtfo. Not a chance, you think a snake can just get into a mall. Yeah, the Shoppers opened the doors for one. Ok!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
()
Date: June 26, 2012 08:49AM
BLEH baTShit cRazy waY daY eArthquakeS snAkes cOme tO toWn dOuBLE dIpPiNg FiNns caR goIng tO fInd iT snAkes goInG doWn thE RoaDs iN hiS caR tOdaY nO buS wiTh snzakes FInnS biTe anGry hIssIng bOss mAn At MaC DOnALdS kiCk ouT baTShiT crAzy bAnaNa faCe eAt aT Other plAce fuCker
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
()
Date: June 26, 2012 11:15AM
BLEH FInn dOublE diPpinG mOtHErfuKera lEft cAr plaCe jJ aNd AmY wE sIt wiTh boX oF snAkes baTShit cRAzy siT waIt foR buS snaKes iN boX bItE AMy jJ nOt haPpy baNaNa faCe boSs maN yeLliNg aT uS hiS eYes feLl ogG hiS faCe syCOtiC snAkes oN stReeT nOw fuCk fINN doUble dIppEr
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
()
Date: June 27, 2012 09:06AM
BLEH sOmeonE sAy Go tO tWeenTy nIne dIner wEnt eAt AMy gO baTShit cRAzy womaN coNe tO taBle hEr faCe tUrnS inTo snaKes pOPpiNg oUt oF heR faCe yElling wHat thE fUck dO yoU waNt bRinGs pLaTes oF snAkeS iN grAvy baTShIt crAzy liGhts tUrnInG oN anD oFf peOplEs scReamiNg grAvy tUrns iN moTe snAkes tAbles wAlkiNg eGgs scReamiNg liGhts saY fuCking gET oUt rooFeAts AmY rooF faLls dowN snAkes coMinG frOm sInkS wOmaN wiTh nO tOorhs bAnaNa fACe yEllS geT ouT thRowing snAkes dOors swAllow maN aT dooRs flOor moveS snAkes crAwliNg uP liGhts oFf muSic plaYinG snaKes piAnO maN thRowinG blOody sNakes mAkinG muSic oN piAnO sIngiNg snAkes cOme tO toWn aNd biTe yoUr eaRs oFF
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
()
Date: June 27, 2012 10:38AM
BLEH rIding oN thE buS baNaNa faCe bOSs maN thROWING sNakes oN roAd hiGhway oF snAkeS baTShit cRAzy wOmAN wiTh fiRe eYeS laFInG snAkes noW paRt oF arEa hEre tO Stay FaIrfaX homE oF snAkeS toAster ovEns ThaT thrOw snAkes aT peOpleS dO NoT LikE yOur brEak faSt haVe snAkes baTShiT crAzy oN thE RoADs peOpleS waLKING oVer sNakes tO gO tO sHOPErS geT eGgs anD steP ovEr snAkes waNt brEaD waTch oUt foR snAkes beHinD thE loAfS yOuR fiNgers ThaNk yoU
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 27, 2012 02:42PM
Bleh,
Shoppers, 29 Diner,and McDonalds are obviously snake infested, prone to earthquakes, and riddled with fire eyed woman and spinning heads.
I avoid these places.
Have you tried Lotte Mart?
Shoppers, 29 Diner,and McDonalds are obviously snake infested, prone to earthquakes, and riddled with fire eyed woman and spinning heads.
I avoid these places.
Have you tried Lotte Mart?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: June 27, 2012 06:21PM
Its easier to follow 2concerned than BLEH.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: June 27, 2012 06:22PM
TheNorthman Wrote:
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> Its easier to follow 2concerned than BLEH.
Northman,
Typing wise yes. However, I find BLEH to make more sense. Maybe I'm fucked up and need to get my head examined, or just drink a shitload of booze.
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> Its easier to follow 2concerned than BLEH.
Northman,
Typing wise yes. However, I find BLEH to make more sense. Maybe I'm fucked up and need to get my head examined, or just drink a shitload of booze.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 28, 2012 08:30AM
If you chew a peyote button before reading , Bleh's posts become very clear and concise.
Organic mescaline, psilocybin and LSD-25 help as well.
Organic mescaline, psilocybin and LSD-25 help as well.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
()
Date: June 28, 2012 08:35AM
BLEH tOday weNt To brEak fASt wiTh jJ wEnt outSide aNd noW wRitiNg tO yoU frOm inSide A snAKe baTShit cRAZy snAke eAts iN beLly noW darK tYpiNg oN keY bOarD baTShit,cRazY daRk iN heRe feeL moVing gOinG doWn stReeTs anD maYbe iN stoRes musiC PlaYinG usE iNsIdes fOr ligHt,biT tiGht heRe anD aRms anD leGs haVe teeTH maRks baTShit cRAZy snAke huNgry wIll trY tO geT ouT oF thIs baTShiT crAzy BrEsT
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 28, 2012 09:22AM
Bleh, Look at the bright side.
At least your not stuck in the belly of the serpant with Finn.
At least your not stuck in the belly of the serpant with Finn.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: June 28, 2012 09:48AM
BEH Wrote:
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> Bleh, Look at the bright side.
> At least your not stuck in the belly of the
> serpant with Finn.
Wait, I'm confused - Ithought it was JJ who was eaten by a snake? Finn is just a double-dipping mother fucker, right?
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> Bleh, Look at the bright side.
> At least your not stuck in the belly of the
> serpant with Finn.
Wait, I'm confused - Ithought it was JJ who was eaten by a snake? Finn is just a double-dipping mother fucker, right?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 28, 2012 10:03AM
BananaFace Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bleh, Look at the bright side.
> > At least your not stuck in the belly of the
> > serpant with Finn.
>
> Wait, I'm confused - Ithought it was JJ who was
> eaten by a snake? Finn is just a double-dipping
> mother fucker, right?
I believe it was Bleh...quote "BLEH tOday weNt To brEak fASt wiTh jJ wEnt outSide aNd noW wRitiNg tO yoU frOm inSide A snAKe "unquote
Bleh wrote us from inside the snake. Almost biblical in nature.
But you're right about Finn! That scoundrel!
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bleh, Look at the bright side.
> > At least your not stuck in the belly of the
> > serpant with Finn.
>
> Wait, I'm confused - Ithought it was JJ who was
> eaten by a snake? Finn is just a double-dipping
> mother fucker, right?
I believe it was Bleh...quote "BLEH tOday weNt To brEak fASt wiTh jJ wEnt outSide aNd noW wRitiNg tO yoU frOm inSide A snAKe "unquote
Bleh wrote us from inside the snake. Almost biblical in nature.
But you're right about Finn! That scoundrel!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 28, 2012 10:44AM
BLEH lEts noT taLk aBouT ThAt doUblE diPpIng mOtheRfucker fIrSt tO geT oUT oF thIs baTShiT crAzy snKES STOmacK aCiDs buRniNg snAke bUrPiNg moVinG aRouNd baTShiT crAzY BResT aTe iNterNet sO aT,leAST,thAt iS WoRkiNg iT Is hOt heRe sNaKe rOde buS,nO chOiCe buT tO gO wIth baTShit CRAZy snAke fOr thE riDe thErE iS muSic piYaNo sOunDs heaR bOss mAn oN buS anD peOplES dOors OpeN clOse
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 28, 2012 01:01PM
Bleh! Can you hear me?
Snakes have very slow digestion. You may be in there for a while.
Thank God you had the foresight to bring your laptop.
You can report your experience from the bowels of the serpent.
Now is that cool or what?
Snakes have very slow digestion. You may be in there for a while.
Thank God you had the foresight to bring your laptop.
You can report your experience from the bowels of the serpent.
Now is that cool or what?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 28, 2012 01:29PM
BLEH baTShit cRaZy thIs iS WaNt tO trAde pLacEs siT iN a FuckInG snaKe aLl daY riDinG iN a fuCkinG buS geTtiNg sqUEeSed bY thIs sLimY moThErfuCkeR yeAh siT neXt tO itS fuCkinG luNgs rOllIng ArouNd iN buSes aNd herRInG baTShIt cRazY piYanO mUsiC sIt neXt tO thE snAkes luNgs grEat fuCkiNg spOt foR thE inTernet aLso bATSHit crAzY siCk anD tiRed oF theSe moTherFuckInG snAkes rOlliNg aRound sOme plAce iN FaIrfax laNd oF snAkeS baTShiT crAzY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 28, 2012 02:33PM
Bleh, I've GOT to know...
What does an snake anus look like from the other side?
What does an snake anus look like from the other side?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH
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Date: June 28, 2012 03:50PM
BLEH aNuS wHat thE fucK iS ThAt fuckiNg baTShit cRAZy rOlliNg aRound iN thIs moTherfuCker sNake iS nOt ComForT aBle fuCking sTop sqUEEseing mE baNanA faCe iT iS hoT iN heRe aS WE rOll ArounD toWn FUckING FiNn douBle DiPPER THis iS onE oF hiS snAkes ghOst onE moRe thAn noT thInk wE aRE inSiDe sHOPErS heAr muSic anD baNaNa faCe bOSs mAN yEllInG aT peOpLes baTShiT crAzy thIs sNake coUld stOp bY thE seCkIon foR bAndAgeS fiNgerS leGs faCe,bLeeDinG stUpid motHerFucKer sNake pRoLly juSt gO tO thE bReAd seCKIon tO BiTe peOpLes eYes ouT
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: June 28, 2012 04:53PM
Just when I thought I had seen and heard it all. Is there a good router in there Bleh?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
UFmpL
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Date: June 28, 2012 08:42PM
bye BLEH
unless you get a period, which means yoy are a cunt
unless you get a period, which means yoy are a cunt
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 29, 2012 08:02AM
Bleh, I'm coming to the rescue!
I'll be at the bread section at Shoppers in 15 minutes. When the snake tries to bite my eyes, I'll kill it and squeeze you out from the bowels.
Hold on man!
I'll be at the bread section at Shoppers in 15 minutes. When the snake tries to bite my eyes, I'll kill it and squeeze you out from the bowels.
Hold on man!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH1
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Date: June 29, 2012 09:53AM
BLEH baTShit cRaZy snAkE wIll nOt StoP moVinG taKe a brEaK moThErFuCker sIck oF thIs hUngrY aLso aT sTaR bUckS muSic sOunDs liKe baTShiT craZy snAke cooD aT leaST gEt cOFEe anD caKe baNanA faCe sO fuCkinG angRy baTShiT crAzy smoKinG snAke luNgs sOuNd liKe shIt goT stUck a feW tImeS tOdaY coMpuTer,iS WoRkiNG oKay buT stOmaCk aCiDs baTShIt crAzy snaKe caUse prOblEms doUblE dIPpINg fINN iS goiNg tO geT hiS iF oUt oF thIs fuCkinG thInG heAr buS oN thE movE,aGain
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 29, 2012 09:57AM
Bleh, do you have your cell phone?
Call National Geographic for help!
Call National Geographic for help!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH1
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Date: June 29, 2012 12:16PM
BLEH nAtiOnal who baTShiT craZy FInn trYed tO stOp me frOm hiS snAKes iN FaIrfax dOublE DIPper mOtherfucker tOok namE hA hA HA HA FInn yOu faIl yeS stUck iN yoUr baTShiT craZy snAke yoU lOOse doEs anyoNe haVe brEak fASt oR meAl huNgry iN heRe thIs baTShiT crAZy snakE aLl ovEr FaIrfax tAke a bREaK yoU baTShiT craZy anImal biTe MarKs beTter tighT sqUuSe buT cAn noT dO mucH noW buT gO whEre thIs fucKing sNAke goEs hopE foR cooL plAce iN trAvELING
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 29, 2012 12:22PM
Bleh, Is it hot in the snake?
It's batshitcrazy hot outside!
It's batshitcrazy hot outside!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH1
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Date: June 29, 2012 12:49PM
BLEH oF cpuRse itS HOt insIde a fuCking snAKe trY iT somETIme brIng sOme icE nOw wHo thE,fuCk tO caLl tO geT ouT oF FiNns baTShiT craZy sNAke rOlliNg oN buS noW caN feeL movInG anD baTShiT craZy baNaNa,faCe whO yeLls juMps uP anD doWn boSs maN doEs noT er BEn chEck For bIg fuCkiNg luMp fInN iS goiNg tO paY foR thIs anD taKinG mY name uNtiL tHen sLitHerInG oN piCkiT sTReeT,
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Charlie Chaplin
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Date: June 29, 2012 02:10PM
I am wondering, after reading these, if this is the same gentleman I encounted near a bus stop. (Fair City Mall area) He was chanting something about snakes, and acting all kinds of strange, to put it nicely. He was looking down on the ground, and above at the time, and I did not give it much thought at the time. However, if this is the same man, he is a loon in every sense.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: June 29, 2012 02:37PM
BLEH iT iS gettIng hoT aND hoPing thAt this batShit craZY beeST wiLL stoP For Water mayBe somE musIC for tiMe shaDe comPuter BatterY noT so GooD noW bAtshiT crAzy snAke iS SqUEeSing tHis is nOt heLPFul fiNN iS goinG To paY DoubLe diPPing moTherfUcker brIng snaKes to FairfaX laND of ManY SnakeS nOW inSide oF ONe noT aS goOD aS iT sounDS sTiLL heaR aLL wILL Someone CuT thIS beEST opEN baTSHIT crAZY peoPles thInK bUmp is AnimAL iT iS noT BatshiT craZY buNch oF bAnAnA fAces ThIs iS noT goinG tO BE a goOD weEk
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 29, 2012 02:39PM
Bleh, I wish I could help, I really do. It can't be a picnic in there.
And to think, Finn runs free.
There is no justice.
And to think, Finn runs free.
There is no justice.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: June 29, 2012 03:46PM
Damn I thought I was having a bad day. Apparently not. Best of luck Bleh!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
A cry to Cary the Creator of this website!
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Date: June 29, 2012 04:02PM
Now THIS thread should be put on the 'Off Topic' section of this website if anything!
What a WASTE!
Just likes it's creator!
Totally F'n USELESS!
I much rather read thru and actually learn something productively constructive on a thread like 'the lamb center'!!
Geesh!
Like TOTALLY F'n USELESS this thread is!
And the most USELESS, BORING one of ALL of them!
What a WASTE!
Just likes it's creator!
Totally F'n USELESS!
I much rather read thru and actually learn something productively constructive on a thread like 'the lamb center'!!
Geesh!
Like TOTALLY F'n USELESS this thread is!
And the most USELESS, BORING one of ALL of them!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Counter Point Cry
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Date: June 29, 2012 06:02PM
Bleh and this section are an example of free speech. No libel or slander. There are snakes in Fairfax. Wake up to that reality, and while you have a right to be annoyed, I like many others find this entertainment and relevant to Fairfax. Don't be a banana face
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: June 30, 2012 07:08AM
NRA 75 Wrote:
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> TheNorthman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its easier to follow 2concerned than BLEH.
>
>
> Northman,
>
>
> Typing wise yes. However, I find BLEH to make more
> sense. Maybe I'm fucked up and need to get my head
> examined, or just drink a shitload of booze.
I agree with you and now that I've read this thread more carefully I see that is BLEH is most definitely on to something big here. You just need to know how to talk with him......
@BLEH: wErE yOu aBlE tO gEt OuT oF tHe sNaKe lAsT nIgHt? tHe sToRm mIgHt hAVe sCaReD tHe sNaKe sO mUcH hE sPiT yOu oUT. bLeH mIgHt nOt hAvE sUcH A bAd wEeK aFtEr aLl!!!
hA!
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> TheNorthman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its easier to follow 2concerned than BLEH.
>
>
> Northman,
>
>
> Typing wise yes. However, I find BLEH to make more
> sense. Maybe I'm fucked up and need to get my head
> examined, or just drink a shitload of booze.
I agree with you and now that I've read this thread more carefully I see that is BLEH is most definitely on to something big here. You just need to know how to talk with him......
@BLEH: wErE yOu aBlE tO gEt OuT oF tHe sNaKe lAsT nIgHt? tHe sToRm mIgHt hAVe sCaReD tHe sNaKe sO mUcH hE sPiT yOu oUT. bLeH mIgHt nOt hAvE sUcH A bAd wEeK aFtEr aLl!!!
hA!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Rainman
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Date: June 30, 2012 10:57AM
Who knows, maybe the rain and winds did help get our friend BLEH out of his snake last night. Must be a bitch.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Snakeinthegrass
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Date: June 30, 2012 04:06PM
Two snakes in my front yard today. This heat must be bringing them up.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: June 30, 2012 06:23PM
BLEH gOt oUt oF ThaT baTShit crAzY sNaKe dO noT haVe aNoUGH fIbeR baTShit crAzY anImaL thReW uP aNd jJ iS noW tAkinG caRe oF biTe maRks neeDeD cleAn uP meSsy diSgusTiNg baNaNa faCe snAke dIcided tO eaT aLl kiNds oF shIt taLkiNg buRgeRs tWo weeK olD piZzA pUrPLE rUmp RoAst noW tO fiNd fInN aNd seTtle pRobLem biG fuCkinG snAkeS aRe noT oK thEy muSt bE huNted dOwn beForE thEy rAt moRe pEopLes oF FaIrfaX laNd oF sNakes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: June 30, 2012 06:45PM
This post should serve as a warning to everybody about the danger's regarding snakes that last night's storm triggered, especially BLEH.
wEEl BLEH, i dOn'T tHInK yOU'rE oUt oF tHE wOoDS jUsT yEt uNfOrTuNaTeLy. lAsT nIGht'S sTOrM sCaREd lOTs oF vERyY bIg sNaKeS. i wAs aT a mCDOnalD's iN fAlLs cHUrCh aNd i sAw tHe tWo BIGgeST sNAkEs i hAd eVeR sEEn aT tHe dRiVe tHrOUgH. tHeY oRdeReD aBoUt 600 dOUbLe qUArTeR pOuNdErS each.
i ASkEd wHaT tHeY wErE dOinG lAtEr.... aNd tHeY sAiD, wE gO lOOk fOR BLEH!!!!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/30/2012 06:47PM by TheNorthman.
wEEl BLEH, i dOn'T tHInK yOU'rE oUt oF tHE wOoDS jUsT yEt uNfOrTuNaTeLy. lAsT nIGht'S sTOrM sCaREd lOTs oF vERyY bIg sNaKeS. i wAs aT a mCDOnalD's iN fAlLs cHUrCh aNd i sAw tHe tWo BIGgeST sNAkEs i hAd eVeR sEEn aT tHe dRiVe tHrOUgH. tHeY oRdeReD aBoUt 600 dOUbLe qUArTeR pOuNdErS each.
i ASkEd wHaT tHeY wErE dOinG lAtEr.... aNd tHeY sAiD, wE gO lOOk fOR BLEH!!!!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/30/2012 06:47PM by TheNorthman.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
finn
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Date: July 01, 2012 05:15PM
Hi BLEH. How are you doing with the heat? How are your serpent friends?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLORTH
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Date: July 02, 2012 05:43AM
BLORTH thAnK yOu foR thE snAkEs wArnINGS nOt gOinG tO MAc DOnALDS tOdaY,baTShiT crAzy bOss maN dOes nOt allOw sIngInG paNkAkEs poTaTos iT iS GooD tO sPeaK wIth bReaK fASt To kNoW baNanA faCes baTShit crAzy tHey aRe sTorM caUse prObleMs yEs snAkes coMe ouT MoRe aT liBrArY iN FaIrFax snAkes tAke uP fiRst fLooR toDay gO tO maLl baTShIt crAzy snAkes eAt sO maNy buRgers baTShiT craZy moTherFucKers bEttEr paY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 02, 2012 08:22AM
Blorth, that was no pancake singing...that was Meade Skelton!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLORTH
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Date: July 02, 2012 10:05AM
BLORTH baTShiT crAzY bAnaNa fAceS gO To fAAr oAkS maLl COol dOwn tAkE bUs fUlL oF snAkes hEre sHarE a ROw wiTH thIs aNgrY hIssIng bItING baTShIt crAZy moThErfUCKER gReaT waY tO sPeN d dAy oN rOaD anGry tELl sIT doWn yOu sIt dOwn DriVe bAnaNa faCE,baTShiT crAzy wAnt tO sHarE a FuckIng seAt wiTh anGrY snAkes dRive tHe fuCkiNg buS gEt tO mALl
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 02, 2012 11:49AM
Just another batshit crazy day at the Mall with the snakes and banana faces.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLORTH
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Date: July 02, 2012 01:52PM
BLORTH baTShIt crAzY fAAR oAks rIde thE fuCkinG eleVator cRawlInG wiTh sNakes JJ aNd GIS fuCkinG lefT teSticAL gOt bIT jJ scReaMinG waTer neXT tO eLevAtoR fUll oF blooD AnD snAkes bAnaNa fACE peOPLE iN sEcuRITY clOtHiNg mAkE jJ lEaF mAll baTShiT fuCkiNg crAzy pEceS oF shIt hoW thE fuCk wOoD yOu bAnaNa fACeS likE teSticAL wIth baTshit crAzy sNake hAngiNg iN wIth tEetH gOinG tO seErs leSs snaKes thaN j pEnny
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 02, 2012 02:15PM
Blorth, I'm not surprised that the mall security guards were totally unsympathetic to JJ's dilemma. Being bit on the testicles by a snake is bad enough, but when the snake won't let go...my God!
It's true, Sears has less snakes than JC Penny, but be advised, Lord & Taylor has a snake-free policy at the cosmetics counter.
It's true, Sears has less snakes than JC Penny, but be advised, Lord & Taylor has a snake-free policy at the cosmetics counter.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 02, 2012 05:05PM
BLEH aT cOolIng sHelteR baTShit crAZy sNakes iN icE cuBes frOzen iN rooM dO nOt liKe thIs aBd AMy iS coLd sHiveRs wIth anGry bOss WomAn yeLliNg aNd scrEamiNg gEt soMe WateR yOur sElf yOu fuCkiNg bANaNa fAce baTShiT craZy wOmaN wiTh fiRe eYes laFINg sHe iS oUt frOnT giViNg peOplEs snAkes bATShiT crAzY,buS coMes heRe wiTh peOplEs bAgs Of fOods cLoSE sNakes baTShiT crAzy doGs rAppEd uP bY biG snAkeS FiNn dOubLe dIppInG moTheRfuCkeR sEllS snAkeS fUcK hIm tOniGhT GeT SoMe pUSsY thAt dOubLe DiPper SeLls sNakEs fuCK hIm I GeT A beTTer deAL
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 03, 2012 05:58AM
BLEH sPenT niGhT aT cooL sHelTer,baTShIt craZy anGrY wOman yeLlinG peOplEs geT thE fUck tHis moVe thAt baTShiT craZy BITch nEeDs tO shuT tHe fuCk uP baNanA faCe mInD yOuR buSinEss hOre chIp aT snAkes iN icE cuBeS grEaT fUckiNg iDea thEy aNgrY brEak thE,iCe baTShit CrAZy fOols FInn doUblE diPpinG mOtherfuckER tOok tWo luNchEs thIs iS noT,gpoD stArT tO daY They tAke tO fAAR oaKs sTay cOoL baTShIt craZy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 03, 2012 09:51AM
BLEH thE boSS maN dId noT LiSen sNakeS oN wIres cAusE poWer oUt baTShiT craZy baNana fACe wiTh OraNj heLmeT scReaming gEt ouT bAnaNa faCe snAkes oN wIRes snAkes oN hiS bIg baTShit fuCkinG crAzy trUck hE maKe gO awAy sNakeS cloWd hiS braInS wiTh shIt fUck thIs baTShIt craZy maN scReeNinG gO tO MaLL tOo hOt baTShIt craZy daY gO tO chIcK fIll A clOseD biG snAke oN wIRes shIt iT doWn FAirfaX iS shIt hOlE oF snAkeS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 03, 2012 11:23AM
I knew it! This could have all been prevented if only the boss man listen to Bleh about the snakes on the wires.
Maybe now, Bleh will be taken more seriously.
Maybe now, Bleh will be taken more seriously.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 03, 2012 04:33PM
BLEH teRIBLe FAy aT fAAR oaKs womAN wIth fiRe EYes oN eLevaTors baTShIt crAzy seCuritY pEopLes iN wHite sHortS horSe rIdiNg badGe wEariNg baNana faCes taKe tO rOom sAy yOU stEaL cAnDys pUt hoT liGhtS uP cloSe nO clOcK iN rOom oNe,maN yeLls oUt baNaNa fACE thE otHer fUck heAd tHis nOt gOoD waY tO spE daY taKe biG SNAKE oUT OF CAGE adMot yOu tOok cAnDYs eacH tiMe nO snAke biTes fInGerS aNgrY maN smAcks fIst,oN tAbLe yEllING baNanafaCe aHHHhhhhHhhhHHhhH
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 03, 2012 04:55PM
I apologize in advance to everybody regarding my typing but I have an urgent message to get to BLEH so I need to speak his language.
BLEH, iT aPPeaRs yOu cOulD bE iN sERiOus DanGEr hERe. iF yOu sToLe aNyThiNG aT aLl yOu mUSt ADmIt iT nOW bEFOre iTS tOo lAte.
i hAve rEAson tO bElIEvE tHAt tHOse tWO hUgE sNaKes i sAw at mCDonAlDs iN faLLs cHurcH mAY hAvE gOnE tO FAir oAKS mALl aND bE iN thE bACk rOoM rIGht nOW!!!
rEmEMBer wHeN i ASkEd wHaT tHeY wErE dOinG lAtEr.... aNd tHeY sAiD, "wE gO lOOk fOR BLEH!!!!
BLEH, iT aPPeaRs yOu cOulD bE iN sERiOus DanGEr hERe. iF yOu sToLe aNyThiNG aT aLl yOu mUSt ADmIt iT nOW bEFOre iTS tOo lAte.
i hAve rEAson tO bElIEvE tHAt tHOse tWO hUgE sNaKes i sAw at mCDonAlDs iN faLLs cHurcH mAY hAvE gOnE tO FAir oAKS mALl aND bE iN thE bACk rOoM rIGht nOW!!!
rEmEMBer wHeN i ASkEd wHaT tHeY wErE dOinG lAtEr.... aNd tHeY sAiD, "wE gO lOOk fOR BLEH!!!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 03, 2012 08:40PM
Its such a joy, to know that the world is still safe after just getting power and the net rolling again. BLEH is able to provide comfort in this time to so many LOL. Make him the spokesman of Dominion "Snakes on the line continue to be a problem for our technicians, but as soon as we can clear the snakes, we shall restore power as quickly as possible."
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/03/2012 08:41PM by NRA 75.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/03/2012 08:41PM by NRA 75.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
David Laraby
()
Date: July 03, 2012 09:15PM
Bleh is one of my favorite clients from The Lamb Center, a much nicer guy than the asshole on The Lamb Center thread.
Bleh,my man, come back to us, we're a snake free enviroment. There is free internet, sandwiches, and relativly clean showers.
Bleh,my man, come back to us, we're a snake free enviroment. There is free internet, sandwiches, and relativly clean showers.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 04, 2012 07:10AM
BLEH baTShit cRAzY dAy wEnT tO MaC DOnALdS foR brEakfAsT snAkes oVer pArkInG loT bLoRthMan baTShiT craZy thE SnaKes neeD tO gO baTShiT bAnaNa faCes plAyiNg piYanos nEeD tO leAve trYiNg tO fiNd pResiDent,oF FAirfAx baTShit cRAzy thEsE snAkes arE iS iT poSsIbLe fOr onCe jusT onE FUckING dAy tO rIde thE cuE buS wIth nO fUckinG snaKes baTShit cRAzY peOpleS scReeNinG tiRed oF snAkeS wOman wiTh firE eyEs fUckiNg uP daYs waKinG up iN KaY MaRt veNdoR maChines wIth clAwS scRaPinG my ForehEad fUll oF angRy snAkes dOublE dIPpInG fINN haS aIr coLd iN caR usEs cooLiNg plAce gO taLk tO pAnkAkes sEe wHaT,hoRs toDay
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 04, 2012 07:15AM
Kudos all around for BLEH. He has done FFXU in particular and Fairfax County/NOVA in general an invaluable service by warning all of us the dangers posed by snakes.
His courageous actions and willingness to report to us in such a dangerous environment, particularly after the great storm of 2012 were especially praiseworthy and will likely result in a nomination for a Pulitzer Prize.
His courageous actions and willingness to report to us in such a dangerous environment, particularly after the great storm of 2012 were especially praiseworthy and will likely result in a nomination for a Pulitzer Prize.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 04, 2012 12:21PM
BLEH wEnt tO Parade oF SnAKeS toDaY baTShit cRAzY FaIrfax Is FuLl oF SNAKeS anD baNana faCEs havE A fuCKinG parAde oF SNAKeS grEat fuCkinG idEa,brEak faSt saIS stAy aWay fRom snAkes iN FaIrfaX peOpleS plAyiNG MuSic wIth snAkes flyInG ouT oF trOmboNes fiRe trUcks anD pEopLes iN PaRade thRowiNg snAkes aT,peOplEs sIttIng DOwn tHis,iS beCominG laNd oF SnAKES aNd bAnaNa faCES
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
King George
()
Date: July 04, 2012 12:54PM
I think I saw Bleh at todays parade. I had previously thought bullshit. Yet there was a scraggly looking man yelling about snakes near the University Drive fire station.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 04, 2012 02:20PM
TheNorthman Wrote:
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> Kudos all around for BLEH. He has done FFXU in
> particular and Fairfax County/NOVA in general an
> invaluable service by warning all of us the
> dangers posed by snakes.
>
> His courageous actions and willingness to report
> to us in such a dangerous environment,
> particularly after the great storm of 2012 were
> especially praiseworthy and will likely result in
> a nomination for a Pulitzer Prize.
+1 on that. Also, I'm starting to think his Banana Face term could be useful. Next time the boss gets me pissed, I'm gonna hit him up with "Why are you being such a banana face?" I'll probably be joining Bleh at Woodburn. Oh well, could be worse, perhaps.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/04/2012 02:21PM by NRA 75.
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> Kudos all around for BLEH. He has done FFXU in
> particular and Fairfax County/NOVA in general an
> invaluable service by warning all of us the
> dangers posed by snakes.
>
> His courageous actions and willingness to report
> to us in such a dangerous environment,
> particularly after the great storm of 2012 were
> especially praiseworthy and will likely result in
> a nomination for a Pulitzer Prize.
+1 on that. Also, I'm starting to think his Banana Face term could be useful. Next time the boss gets me pissed, I'm gonna hit him up with "Why are you being such a banana face?" I'll probably be joining Bleh at Woodburn. Oh well, could be worse, perhaps.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/04/2012 02:21PM by NRA 75.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 05, 2012 05:42AM
BLEH tOdaY sTarT teRribLe baTShiT craZy wokE uP anD saW fiReworKs oF SnAKES aNd aM noW sTucK insIde snAke tHis sHiT sUcks baNana fACe snAke teeTh aRe shaRp sIttIng nexT tO lunGs baTShit cRAZY sick oF thIs sHit hoW thE fUck To geT BreAk faSt
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 05, 2012 07:12AM
Bleh, can you light a match in the snakes belly?
Maybe emergency services will see and rescue you.
I know it sounds batshit crazy, but maybe it'll work.
Maybe emergency services will see and rescue you.
I know it sounds batshit crazy, but maybe it'll work.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 05, 2012 12:39PM
BLEH tHis iS bATshit Crazy boSs maN aT shOpERS iS a bAnana fAce mOThErfuKera teLLs yOu caN noT spEak tO eggS bAnaNa fACE miND yOur buSinEss baNana fACe keeP thE SnAKes ouT oF YouR stOre beFoRe yOu giVe shiT oUT snAkes iN thE frOzen fOods seKtioN anD cLowNs plAyiNg piYanoS baTShiT craZy fIne You gO to oNe oF thOse faNcy sChooLs buT yoU aRe A bAnAna faCe fINN douBle dippIng moTherfucker seLls snaKes ouT frOnt buT stOp taLkinG tO yOUr eGGs okAy baTShit cRAZY baNana fACe goIng soMe WherE eLse tHen
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
barnstormer
()
Date: July 05, 2012 01:21PM
Bath salts or LSD?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 05, 2012 03:18PM
BLEH goINg wIth FiNn tO fInd caR oN rOot one iN FaIrfax nO sNakeS hOpe tiRed oF theSe baTShIt crAzy aNimaLs iN thIs baTShit crAzy Area oF FaIrfaX laND oF snAKes anD BaNaNa fAces fINN doUbLe DIPper wIll fInD caR laSt tIme sNakeS iN caRs tRaDe wAs noT alOuD baTShit crAzy bOss maN wOod nOt gIve moNey tO fINN foR hiS caR rIdiNg oN buS toDay tOkeN maChinE thRew ouT snAkes TO cHoke mY neCk thAt sHot huRt boSs maN dRiViNg buS heLped grAb snAkeS thRew thEm ouT thE wIndow
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 05, 2012 03:22PM
Bleh, Why did that Banana face in Shoppers tell you not to talk to the eggs?
Thats why I go to Wegmans.
I had a three hour philisophical conversation with a Mango.
Thats why I go to Wegmans.
I had a three hour philisophical conversation with a Mango.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 05, 2012 03:59PM
LOL Beh. I would love to see Bleh write a letter to the county executive about the snake issues, and the produce.
DeAr mR Executive,
I aM anGry AbouT the SnakEs and eggS noT being Talked To aT thE GrocEry StorE.
Can you see the staffer's reading the note? Hilarious shit.
DeAr mR Executive,
I aM anGry AbouT the SnakEs and eggS noT being Talked To aT thE GrocEry StorE.
Can you see the staffer's reading the note? Hilarious shit.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 06, 2012 09:21AM
BLEH tOdaY iS teRribLe brEaK faSt weNt okAy leSs snAkes iN paRking loTs wEnT inSide oN WeBTV thEY aRe shoWinG snAkes eaTiNg peOpleS aNd sO tO eaT brEaK faSt wHilE peOPlEs gEt thErE,heAds biT oFf swAllowed bY snaKes FaIrfax aNd MaC DOnALdS baTShiT crAzy gAs pUmpS aTtack aFter bReaK faSt saNdwItches sIng haPpy soNgs nOw gO baCk wiTh doUble DIPpeR FiNn tO rOoT onE fOr Ford ConTor caR
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 06, 2012 10:04AM
Bleh, you're amazing.
In the backdrop of snakes biting peoples heads off in McDonalds, you've got the cool to enjoy some NASCAR.
Nerves of steel, my man.
Finn isn't really all that bad for a double dipper.
In the backdrop of snakes biting peoples heads off in McDonalds, you've got the cool to enjoy some NASCAR.
Nerves of steel, my man.
Finn isn't really all that bad for a double dipper.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 06, 2012 10:49AM
I gotta hand it to you Bleh, you are now friends with Finn, who you despised. Although I see you are still referring to him as a double dipper, it appears you've broken bread. Congrats!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
More Complete
()
Date: July 06, 2012 11:12AM
Hey guys!Just thought I'd drop by. What's going on in here?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 06, 2012 11:23AM
More Complete its probably something like this LOL
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 06, 2012 12:03PM
BLEH rOOt onE baTshit cRazy pArt oF FAirFax FInn haS caR a feW snAkes weNt tO crIspY crEAm FiNn sAis thIs iS gOod sPot thAt doUblE DIPper iS baTShiT craZy iNsiDe snaKes,iN oiL cOming dOwn a liNe baNana fAce boSs woMan maKes gIve,moNey heRe haVe fuCkiNg snAkes wIth yOur CoFEe,baTShit crAZy bITch puTs fRieD snAkes,iN baGs maN aT buS stOp eYes fALL ouT tElls yOu wIll noT Make iY taKinG buS oN rOot onE baTShiT craZy drIver Boss maN saIS hoLd oN waTchinG ouT foR snAkes anD baNaNa faCes thIs aRea haS maNy snAkes teLLs woMan aT haNd ReadiNg plaCe geT haIr cuT fiNd fINN NeW caR iD soMe WheRe snAkes crOss rOot onE eaT caRs peOplEs anD buiLdinGs,baTshiT crAzY hEre
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 06, 2012 12:24PM
Bleh, I never did like the Route One area,it's certianly batshit crazy. But I have a question.
In addition to fried snakes, does Chrispy Creame offer the snakes steamed or broiled? They're much more heathful without all the fat and grease.
In addition to fried snakes, does Chrispy Creame offer the snakes steamed or broiled? They're much more heathful without all the fat and grease.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 06, 2012 02:01PM
BLEH wEnt tO plAce wIth trAIlErs foR hOmes waNted tO sEe moviE oN rOoT onE closeD BaTShiT craZy AMy stUd heRe noW houSe is okAy buT baNana fACe,maN nexT dooR haS thouSands oF snaKeS iN hiS hoUsE hE coMes ovEr wIth them yeLlinG jumPinG uP anD toWn teLlinG sHut thE fuCk up thIS baNanA facE shuT thE fuCk uP geT yoUr snAkes oN rOot onE aNd shUt uP bAnaNa faCe stAyiNg wiTh AmY sHooD bE gooD weEkend heLped clEar snAkes oUt oF heR houSe,oNe biT iN thE eyE stePpEd oN oT nO moRe eyE boTiNg noW tiMe tO geT soMe fooDs bOttles oF bEer spEnd tIme wIth AmY iN heR snaKe,inFested bEd
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 06, 2012 02:15PM
Well! Bleh is obviously going to have a good weekend, all stocked with food and beer with Amy in her "snake infested bed".
Although my guess is the only snake in that bed is the python in Bleh's pants.
You go boy!!!!!
And to think, just last week, Bleh was stuck in the snakes belly.
Although my guess is the only snake in that bed is the python in Bleh's pants.
You go boy!!!!!
And to think, just last week, Bleh was stuck in the snakes belly.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 07, 2012 02:54PM
BLEH baTShiT craZy dAy TeRrIble eaRthqUAKES sNakes aLl ovEr rOot onE wEnt iN ROry RogErS wOman cuTtiNg snAkes wIth sliVerS boSs wOMaN haS pEoplEs woRkiNg gO iNtO paRkiNg Lot grAB snAkes heR eyEs shAke,uP anD doWn snaKes aT taBles WINdOwS iNsidE olDeR peOpleS coFfee haS sNakes juMp frOm iT taBleS loCk dowN cloWns bRiNg piYanoS inSide snAkes anGry hiSsinG woMan sliCes snAkes NeW meAl baTShiT crAZy bOSs woMan yeLls sNakes fOr Sale sNakes fOR saLe baNana fACe thEn cloSes plaCe waTch inSide WiNdowS sliCinG awAy aT snaKEs wOmaN wiTh fiRe eyEs SmokIng eaTiNg snAke buRgErs baTShiT craZy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
dufus
()
Date: July 08, 2012 10:28AM
Total trolling
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 08, 2012 12:27PM
dufus Wrote:
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> Total trolling
Ahhh...I beg to differ. BLEH has been providing NOVA with an invaluable service here. Without his selfless and courageous warnings I can personally guarantee you that many people would have fallen victim to snake bites. BLEH, himself has been eaten by snakes on at least two occasions during his month long ordeal yet he continues to put the good of the community ahead of his own personal safety. We, NEED more people like BLEH in our community!!
Message to BLEH:
BLEH,i hOpE aLl iS wEll wITH yOu. pLeaSe dO nOT feEl dIscoRagED anD dO nOT lISTeN tO aNYbodY whO tElLs yOu thAt yOu aRe tRolLiNG. i hOpE yOU aRE haNdLinG thE hEAt wElL.
pLeASe cONtiNuE dOINg wHaT yOU aRe dOiNg iN tHis tIme oF gReAT dANger!!!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Total trolling
Ahhh...I beg to differ. BLEH has been providing NOVA with an invaluable service here. Without his selfless and courageous warnings I can personally guarantee you that many people would have fallen victim to snake bites. BLEH, himself has been eaten by snakes on at least two occasions during his month long ordeal yet he continues to put the good of the community ahead of his own personal safety. We, NEED more people like BLEH in our community!!
Message to BLEH:
BLEH,i hOpE aLl iS wEll wITH yOu. pLeaSe dO nOT feEl dIscoRagED anD dO nOT lISTeN tO aNYbodY whO tElLs yOu thAt yOu aRe tRolLiNG. i hOpE yOU aRE haNdLinG thE hEAt wElL.
pLeASe cONtiNuE dOINg wHaT yOU aRe dOiNg iN tHis tIme oF gReAT dANger!!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Banana Face
()
Date: July 08, 2012 12:43PM
dufus Wrote:
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> Total trolling
You r a banana face! Batshit crazy fool!
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> Total trolling
You r a banana face! Batshit crazy fool!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 09, 2012 07:48AM
Thank God for Bleh. I encounter no snakes whatsoever thanks to him.
Anyone who disses Bleh is a batshit crazy banana face.
Anyone who disses Bleh is a batshit crazy banana face.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 09, 2012 08:09AM
BLEH tErrIble TimE oN rooT onE goiNg TO fInd A sNakE fRee buS tO FaIrfaX baTShiT craZy thIs iS amUse heAd spInniNg sNake inFesteD beD eaTs heR oN rOoT onE peOples aNgrY haVe caT heAds oN sigNs As sNaKes slithEr aRounD weNt tO stoRe tO geT fooDs grOceRy caRts fUll oF snAkes bAnaNa faCe boSs maN maKes puT quaRter iN maChiNe snAkes fLy ouT biTiNg eYe sOckeTs anD fiNgerS stUmps agaIN peOpleS sTill waLkinG uP rooT onE wiTh caT heAds heAds spiNninG eyEs faLlinG ouT oN roAds cooKinG snAkes coMe flyiNg OuT eaRthqauaKE anD lighT niNg bRINgs baSkeTs oF snAkes daNgliNg frOm trEes trAffic liGhts baTShiT craZy caN noT slEep geT breAk faST fiNd eGgs tO heLp plaNs movE ouT oF sNake laNd rOot onE fuckInG buS beTter havE nO bAnana faCe oR sNakes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 09, 2012 10:47AM
BLEH tErrIble daY wEnT tO buS bOSs maN saIs yOu diRty mOThErfuKera baNanA faCe miNd yOurS seNds tO caR waSh wAlk inSide cloThiNg toRe uP sTand oN moviNg beLts snAkes faLl froM ceIlinG wIth roLlinG spOnges oF SnAKes baTShiT craZy snAkes aNd watEr comE doWn snAkes biTiNg bITch wIth fiRe eYes laFIng bAnaNa faCe bITch cooK somE fooD wiTh thOsE fuCked uP eyEs,
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 09, 2012 11:04AM
Time to vacate the Route One area, Bleh.
Come on back to The Lamb Center, no snakes here.
Yes, some banana faces and a few that are batshit crazy, but no snakes, spinning heads, or bitches with fire eyes.
Come on back to The Lamb Center, no snakes here.
Yes, some banana faces and a few that are batshit crazy, but no snakes, spinning heads, or bitches with fire eyes.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 09, 2012 11:28AM
BLEH haD haMburgerS frOm fIve meN oN ROoT onE hAmburgerS siNgiNg pRettY liTtLe ANgeL eYes thIS scAreS womAn wIth fIRE Eyes aWay baTShIt cRazY bITch sHe IS snAkes oN ROoT onE haVe maDe iT iNpoSsiBle tO leAve thIs snAke Ingested niGhtmaRel oF FAIRfaX baTShiT crAzy hAmburGErS sinG sTay heRe snAkes Do nOt liKe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 09, 2012 11:42AM
BLEH dId nOT sEe tHe sNake aT tHe LaST taBeL noW inSide oF iT bitE maRkS,hUrT tHiS sHit suCks
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 09, 2012 11:56AM
Oh no..in the snake again?
Hope you have a flashlight and some candles.
We could come down and look for you. I'll go round up Ito and Nra.
Hope you have a flashlight and some candles.
We could come down and look for you. I'll go round up Ito and Nra.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 09, 2012 12:34PM
Bleh, see your calvary is here! Where's Ito? Let's get Bleh out!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 09, 2012 01:24PM
Lets force feed that snake some pepto bismal and watch Bleh shoot out in a pink orgy of glory!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 09, 2012 01:30PM
BLEH thIs sHit sUcks gOt thE coMputEr miSs tHe siNgiNg haMburgerS stUck iNsidE tHis oN THe moVe beAsT fuCkinG FInn seNds mE emaIls saIs owE hiM monEY hOw The fuCk yOu suppoSet tO giVe moNey wheN yoU aTe iN a SNaKE dO noT haVe A fuCkinG clew wHere yOu Ate thaT dOublE diPpinG moTherfuckeR yeAh riDe aRound iN a SNaKE aLl dAy sEe hoW yOu liKe iT BaNana faCe thIs peEcE oF shIt diD haVe huRrIcane anD ed IrIsh roSe iN it beeN siTtiNg heRe drInkiNg eAtiNg whAt aPpErs tO bE chIckEN anD otHeR shIt FounD sOme porN magS iN heRe a BiT noT sO ComFoRTBlE buT wILl maKe Do sEe wheRe thiS PeEcE oF shIt goES
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 09, 2012 03:33PM
BLEH dooRs clOsing lOoKs Like iTs anoTher riDe oN The mEtrO iN thE beLly oF thE beAsT
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 09, 2012 05:14PM
LOL!!! Think of it this way Bleh. You don't have to pay the fare, its a 2 for 1 special
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 09, 2012 05:14PM
LOL!!! Think of it this way Bleh. You don't have to pay the fare, its a 2 for 1 special
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 10, 2012 07:30AM
BLEH tHIS snAke iS bATShiT craZy riDinG aRounD oN trAins noW heAr tErrIble Music tHinK wE aRe iN A coFee sHoP iT WooD bE grEat tO reAd a BooK anD haVe,thiS dRinK buT tHis bAnaNa,faCE hAs noThiNg iN itS beLly whaT thE fUck grEat tHere iS wIne iN heRe bUt a BOoK TeLiVisIon AMy anY thIng iS bEtter tHan gOinG foR a Ride wIth tHis baTShit cRazy SerpeNt
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 10, 2012 08:08AM
The snakes in Fairfax are different than the snakes anywhere else.
Fairfax snakes go to Starbucks!
But Fairfax snakes are also kind of rude.
They swallow you and don't even provide reading material.
Fairfax snakes go to Starbucks!
But Fairfax snakes are also kind of rude.
They swallow you and don't even provide reading material.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 10, 2012 09:40AM
BLEH tERrIble nEws iNside tHis snaKe arE eGgs dO noT speaK tO theM dO boT eaT them baTShit cRaZy sNake hAs baTShit fuCking cRaZy sNakes oN THe waY FuCk FaIrfax iS goiNG TO have MoRe oF thEse sNakes tHis iS gEttInG olD biTe maRks sTill huRt neXt sTaTion iS ViEnna gEss tHaT iS wheRe thEse snAke eGg moTherfuckER iS goiNG whAt chOICe buT tO GO aLong
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 10, 2012 10:17AM
Thats what I hate about being in a snakes belly.
Sooner or later you wind up in Vienna.
Sooner or later you wind up in Vienna.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Fallopian Fail
()
Date: July 10, 2012 10:33AM
THIS is the GREATEST thread ever. Sorry to the Kilroys one but I love this!!!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 10, 2012 11:25AM
BLEH tOdaY iS heRe gOoD wEtHer maN wIth GiaNt tOoth bRush helpEd cLeaN snAkes tEeth noW Go tO foSterS,grIll wIth jJ AMy FInN CiNdy wHo iS baTShit cRaZy heR heAd spiNs bUt sHe iS GOod pErsOn noW tO gO geT sOme SiNgiNg haMburGers nO Earth qUakes oR sNAkes heRe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 10, 2012 12:07PM
Take note:
Fosters Grille is NOT snake friendly
Sounds like you're having a nice time Bleh, with Finn, Cindy , JJ and Amy, a fun group for sure.
Glad to see you can put aside your differences with Finn and his double dipping.
It's also very nice you can overlook Cindy's batshit craziness and spinning head.I agree, she IS a good person.
Enjoy your afternoon Bleh, you deserve it!
Fosters Grille is NOT snake friendly
Sounds like you're having a nice time Bleh, with Finn, Cindy , JJ and Amy, a fun group for sure.
Glad to see you can put aside your differences with Finn and his double dipping.
It's also very nice you can overlook Cindy's batshit craziness and spinning head.I agree, she IS a good person.
Enjoy your afternoon Bleh, you deserve it!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 10, 2012 12:58PM
BLEH foSters fInN douBle diPpinG motherfUcker NO aNitAs baTShit cRaZy bUrItOs CiNdY heAD CAnnoT sTop SpinnInG hoW thE fuCk aRe yOU sUPpoST tO EaT wIth tHIs sHit AMy aNd jJ uPsEt chEf iN WIndowS thrOw sNakes aT uS peOpleS scReaminG FiNns boX oF SnAKes geTs ouT cloWnS iN dIninG rOoM plAYing piYanOs eYes taLl ouT teetH fly oUT iN thE baCk Of PeopLed heAds boSS maN baNaNa faCe comEs ouT yeLlInG scrEaMinG gEt thE snAkes ouT yoU geT ouT geT snakeS tO yoUr baTShit CRaZy Banana FaCe strEeTs oF VieNna waTch oUT snAkes fLooD yOur hOuses cARs mAilboXes aNd dOgs assHolEs thE enD oF FAIRfaX DominAtion oF snaKes iS ovEr enjoY seeInG youR frIenDly naYborhOod MaYb errY fuCking maIlman wOrried about sNakes Instead oF dogS goiNg
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 10, 2012 01:13PM
Bleh, it was kind of rude for Cindy to spin her head while you ate. No table manners whatsoever.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
()
Date: July 10, 2012 01:40PM
I see it didn't take long for Finn to return to his 'double dipping motherfucker' ways.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 10, 2012 02:55PM
OK, I'm a little late to the thread.
Anyone care to explain? (I'd read it but reading that text would give me an aneurysm)
Anyone care to explain? (I'd read it but reading that text would give me an aneurysm)
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 10, 2012 02:57PM
It's not like Bleh didn't give Finn a chance to redeem himself.
Lets face it, double dipping has a tremendously high rate of recidivism.
Perhaps even more patience and support is called for.
Lets face it, double dipping has a tremendously high rate of recidivism.
Perhaps even more patience and support is called for.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 10, 2012 02:58PM
BLEH VIennA iS baTShit cRAZy bAnaNa faCes aLl ovEr ThE fUckinG plaCe weNt wIth AMy foR icE crEam mAn aT gIve icE crEAm iN conE eYes poP ouT oF icE crEam yeLLinG eAt mE YoU fuCking BanAna fAce baTShit cRAZy tAbLes flY oUt oF WiNdoWs snAkes coME flyInG ouT oF vaTs oF icE crEaM AmY scReaminG peOpleS scReaminG snAkes biTe Boss maN hE taKes snAkes thRowS theM in bLender baTShiT craZy snaKe shAkes foR saLe 5 dOllars baTShit cRAZy ViEnnA iS wOrsT plaCe gO fiNd plAcE tO sleEp tIred oF thIs evErywhere fuCkinG snaKes fiNd plAce muST
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 10, 2012 03:04PM
meh Wrote:
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> OK, I'm a little late to the thread.
>
> Anyone care to explain? (I'd read it but reading
> that text would give me an aneurysm)
This thread has evolved into the everyday encounters of Bleh, complete with snakes, double dippers, spinning heads and banana faces.
Bleh even spent a good time last week in the bowels of the serpent. But he soldered on and was able to report to us even when he was wedged in the creatures colon.
Bleh provides a daily public service, letting everyone in Fairfax know the location of the snakes and the fired eyed girls.
Bleh is heroic, unselfish , and has pride in the purity of his posts.
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> OK, I'm a little late to the thread.
>
> Anyone care to explain? (I'd read it but reading
> that text would give me an aneurysm)
This thread has evolved into the everyday encounters of Bleh, complete with snakes, double dippers, spinning heads and banana faces.
Bleh even spent a good time last week in the bowels of the serpent. But he soldered on and was able to report to us even when he was wedged in the creatures colon.
Bleh provides a daily public service, letting everyone in Fairfax know the location of the snakes and the fired eyed girls.
Bleh is heroic, unselfish , and has pride in the purity of his posts.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 10, 2012 03:04PM
BEH Wrote:
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> The snakes in Fairfax are different than the
> snakes anywhere else.
> Fairfax snakes go to Starbucks!
> But Fairfax snakes are also kind of rude.
> They swallow you and don't even provide reading
> material.
As usual lots of excellent points are being made all around in this thread.
@Beh: i certainly agree with you wholeheartedly that snakes in Fairfax are quite unique, I wouldn't go so far as to characterize them as "rude". True the snake did not provide BLEH with some reading material but it did allow him to keep his laptop and was even considerate enough to go to a coffie shop where BLEH would have accsss to remofe Wi-Fi. Plus hs gets to save money on buse fare.
I have a couple questions:
1) who is the "woman with the fire eyes"?
2) who is BLEH? Doea he live at the Lamb Center....or just move out?
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> The snakes in Fairfax are different than the
> snakes anywhere else.
> Fairfax snakes go to Starbucks!
> But Fairfax snakes are also kind of rude.
> They swallow you and don't even provide reading
> material.
As usual lots of excellent points are being made all around in this thread.
@Beh: i certainly agree with you wholeheartedly that snakes in Fairfax are quite unique, I wouldn't go so far as to characterize them as "rude". True the snake did not provide BLEH with some reading material but it did allow him to keep his laptop and was even considerate enough to go to a coffie shop where BLEH would have accsss to remofe Wi-Fi. Plus hs gets to save money on buse fare.
I have a couple questions:
1) who is the "woman with the fire eyes"?
2) who is BLEH? Doea he live at the Lamb Center....or just move out?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 10, 2012 03:12PM
Northman, thank you for your insight and astute observations. We all have something to learn in this valuable, informative thread.
I am not totally certain, but I believe there are more than one fire eyed girls.
They're usually cashiers and fast food workers as far as I can tell.
I believe Bleh was a client of The Lamb Center , but struck out on his own to provide Fairfax County with updates and reporting sightings of snakes, banana faces, spinning heads and fire eyed women.
Bleh is a good citizen , and puts it on the line for us..everyday.
I am not totally certain, but I believe there are more than one fire eyed girls.
They're usually cashiers and fast food workers as far as I can tell.
I believe Bleh was a client of The Lamb Center , but struck out on his own to provide Fairfax County with updates and reporting sightings of snakes, banana faces, spinning heads and fire eyed women.
Bleh is a good citizen , and puts it on the line for us..everyday.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
()
Date: July 10, 2012 03:49PM
$5 for a snake shake?!?!! Why, that is outrageous even by Vienna standards.
BEH/Northman, the fire eyed girl is also almost always on the CUE bus when BLEH rides it. Or is that the girl with hair on fire?
BEH/Northman, the fire eyed girl is also almost always on the CUE bus when BLEH rides it. Or is that the girl with hair on fire?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 10, 2012 05:19PM
I have to admit, that I sit here just howling. After a shitty day, I guess it could be worse after all. I agree with BEH and Northman and others. At first, I used to hate Bleh's posts, if they can be called that. Yet, even though I have a pounding headache, and wish he could take some typing courses, I sit here laughing.
Thank you Bleh! You have now become a legend, much like Tuba Guy of Fairfax. Watching out for snakes and women with spinning heads, I appreciate these updates. Traffic isn't a concern anymore
Thank you Bleh! You have now become a legend, much like Tuba Guy of Fairfax. Watching out for snakes and women with spinning heads, I appreciate these updates. Traffic isn't a concern anymore
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 11, 2012 06:31AM
BLEH tHIS MaC DOnALDS iS teRrible nO siNgiNg paNkaKes nO eGgs tO sPeak tO snAkes aT thE drIve Up baTShit cRAZy wOman WiTh haIr oN fiRe muMbliNg shIt doEs noT maKe anY fuCkinG seNse FInn iS ovEr aT sEven Eleven seLlIng snAkes gIviNg moNey fOr loTtO tiCkeTs doUblE diPpiNg mOThErfuKera caN noT eveN waIt unTil lateR snaKes oN BuRkeTT stReeT sign eaTinG awaY aT Traffic liGhtS tOdayS heaT miGHt briNg moRe tO thE sUrfaCe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 11, 2012 07:23AM
Bleh, yes, I hate it when fast food won't engage in conversation.
Question: is Finn selling snakes at 7-11 and the free Slurpees somehow related?
Question: is Finn selling snakes at 7-11 and the free Slurpees somehow related?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 11, 2012 09:21AM
BLEH tHIS iS gOiNG oN StiLL meN fiX eleCtric lInes oN nuTleY St snAkE ReMoVaL goEs oN sO maNy sNakeS baTShiT craZy snAkEs ALl oVeR thE LiNes boxEs oF BaTtEryS traucks wIth meN gO uP thRow snAkes To thE gRouNd bAnaNa faCe oN moToR bIke teLls moVe aLonG yOu moVe aLoNG baNanA faCe baTShit CRAZy maN fRom EleCtrIc comPany daIs snAkes sHooD bE CleAr bY a Few hOuRs manY sNakeS musT bE frOm aIr plAnes baTShIt craZy caRs tiRes crUnchinG snAke boDyS tHe womAn wITh fiRe eYEs aNgrY cloWnS oN piYaNoS siNg soNgs cleAn uP oF SnAKes goEs On
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 11, 2012 10:09AM
After reading this last one, I believe that BLEH9 may be a literary genius. Cryptic and nearly illegible, upon further inspection you see that his words are like gentle flowing streams of unimaginable truth.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 11, 2012 11:01AM
BLEH teRriBle TimE,aT syCiaTrisT weNT,tO baTshiT cRazy dOctOr OlsOn hE saIs naMe haVe seAt puLls ouT caRds piCtureS oF SnAKes baNana Faces fIre eyeS noT gOod timE scReaming dOctoR olSonS doG iN oFfice saIs sHuT thE fUck uP yOu shUt thE FUCk uP yOu baNana faCe WiTh foUr leGS eNjoY the sNakes BiTiNg yOuR taIl fucker doCtoR OlsoN shOw moRe piCtureS oF SnAKes tuRned aRound thrOws baGs,oF SnAKEs baNanans aT chaIr thIs mOThErfuKEr iS bATShiT crAZy then taKes BleH anD putS heAd unDer wATEr wIth fiSh Tank eLecTricaL eEl zaPs waTer wITH sHocKs gO tO woLftrAP moTel baTshit cRaZy doctORS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 11, 2012 11:49AM
Bleh, I'd ask for a second opinion from a doctor without snakes and dogs in his office.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 11, 2012 12:58PM
BLEH wEnT tO jaMminG jaVA tHis plACE IS nOt teRriblE wOman maKe coFee maN plAy giTaR AMy coMe ovEr aNd haviNg GooD tiMe,onE sNake onLY grEeN onE yeLloW eYeS bIt mY eAr thEn saT oN taBle jJ FiNn CinDy joiN anD baTShiT CraZy maN baNaNa faCe wIth suiT scReamiNg coFee faLls oN hiS shiRt shUT,thE fuCk up yOu aRE nOt eaTen bY sNakes haVe,youR heAd diPped iN fiSh taNks wITh eeLs tHat sHock yoU aRe folloWED aRounD bY a awomaN wIth fiRe eYes Do NoT meSs wiTh caLm TiMe baTShiT CRAZy,baNana faCE,
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 11, 2012 01:35PM
Great ad for Jammin Java!
Bleh, Finn, Amy, JJ, Cindy, The Snake, and the Batshit Crazy Banana Face Man in the Suit perfer Jammin Java over Starbucks in taste tests .
Moreover, Jammin Java has less Snakes and Electric Eels than Starbucks!
Our motto:
"Do not mess with calm time, Batshit Crazy, Banana Face"
Bleh, Finn, Amy, JJ, Cindy, The Snake, and the Batshit Crazy Banana Face Man in the Suit perfer Jammin Java over Starbucks in taste tests .
Moreover, Jammin Java has less Snakes and Electric Eels than Starbucks!
Our motto:
"Do not mess with calm time, Batshit Crazy, Banana Face"
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 11, 2012 03:25PM
BLEH wEnT tO chEck iN aT wOlf TraP HoteL thEre aRe snAkes iN thE loBBiE anD juSt waNt caLm TIMe CinDy yeLls aT Boss MaN aT deSk hEr heAd spInniNg maN scReamiNg gOinG tO stAy heRe wIth CIndY buT tHe heaD SpiNninG haS tO sToP AmY FiNn jJ coMe ovER beeRs anD fooDS iN rOoM sNakes sTay thE fuCk awaY frOm ThiS shIT thEy aRe goiNg tO bE thRowN oFf thE baLcoNeY fO noT coMe iN thIs rOom sTupiD biTinG anGry hiSsinG eaRthquake caUsinG peeCes oF sNaKe shIt juSt waNT sOme cAlm timE sPenD tiMe wiTh AMy wiTh oUt thE beD eaTinG uS foR dinnEr fuckIng sNakes rUIn eVerY thIng
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 11, 2012 05:58PM
Would bleh be able to work for CERT?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 12, 2012 10:51AM
BLEH lAsT niGht wOlFtrAp wAs tErrIBle snAkeS drOp frOm ceIliNgs aT niGht coMe inTo beD biTe peOples AmY jJ FiNn BLeh baTShit CRAZY anImaLs aRe nO gooD gO ouTside oN baLcoNeY maN iN cLotheS oN heLiCopteR throW snAkes aT uS baTShiT craZy baNaNa,faCe peOplEs scReaminG
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 12, 2012 11:43AM
meh Wrote:
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> After reading this last one, I believe that BLEH9
> may be a literary genius. Cryptic and nearly
> illegible, upon further inspection you see that
> his words are like gentle flowing streams of
> unimaginable truth.
I think at this point its clear that BLEH's genius is undeniable. I liken reading a BLEH post to a reading a Biblical scripture.....there IS always a profound deeper meaning but rarely is that meaning is obvious.
BTW, thanks for that linlk whi h un-BLEHS BLEH's writing. Per chance do you know of a link that could do the opposite? In other words, it would take normal writings and "BLEH" them for us. I was thinking of asking him tips on the stock market but communication is sometimes challenging..to say the least.
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> After reading this last one, I believe that BLEH9
> may be a literary genius. Cryptic and nearly
> illegible, upon further inspection you see that
> his words are like gentle flowing streams of
> unimaginable truth.
I think at this point its clear that BLEH's genius is undeniable. I liken reading a BLEH post to a reading a Biblical scripture.....there IS always a profound deeper meaning but rarely is that meaning is obvious.
BTW, thanks for that linlk whi h un-BLEHS BLEH's writing. Per chance do you know of a link that could do the opposite? In other words, it would take normal writings and "BLEH" them for us. I was thinking of asking him tips on the stock market but communication is sometimes challenging..to say the least.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 12, 2012 12:25PM
BLEH wEnT tO seE doCtOr OlSon aGain tHis baTShiT crAzy moTherfuckER neeDs To gEt hiS heAD ExamiNd gO iN oFfIcE BlEH sIt dOwn sTartS yeLliNg baNaNa faCe dtaW piCtureS baTShIt cRazY drAw piCtUrEs oF FAIRfaX snAkes FiNn douBle DiPpiNG coNfuse heAd spInniNg rUde BaNana faCes cIndys HeAd spINniNg sHit AMy jJ geTtinG hiS HeAd swLlowEd doCtOr OlSon loOKs at TheM brInGs ouT boX oF SnAKes thrOws thEm ouT winDow taKes boX Of bAnaNas throwS theM ouT wiNDow taKes bAts ouT oF boX anD smAshes theM oN thE winDow hiS dOg biTes mY fEeT hE tIes BLeH tO chAIr anD cOokS sNakeS iN miCro waVe eaTs thEm takEs oFf ropes waLks aWay thiS dOctoR OlSon haS prOblEMs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
()
Date: July 12, 2012 12:33PM
This Dr. Olson sounds like a real banana face.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 12, 2012 12:39PM
Bleh, snakes, bananas, bats and dogs are NOT American Medical Association approved methods of treatment and diagnosis.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 12, 2012 03:16PM
BLEH wEnT wIth fINN To gEt hiS caR fixEd baTShit CRAZy rePaIr maN aT looNs stArtEd caR uP noThiNg turnEd keY nothIng tURnEd keY noThINg enGine sTartS snAkes gO ouT taIl piPe rePaIr maN rUNs boSs maN baNaNa fACE siTs iN caR yeLliNg aT FiNn hiSsing noisE begIns aNd boSs maN iS noW snAke luncH baTShiT craZy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
()
Date: July 12, 2012 03:21PM
Ha! That will teach that banana face boss man!!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 12, 2012 04:05PM
Bleh, maybe you should consider getting a new circle of friends.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 12, 2012 06:43PM
BLEH9 Wrote:
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> BLEH wEnT wIth fINN To gEt hiS caR fixEd baTShit
> CRAZy rePaIr maN aT looNs stArtEd caR uP noThiNg
> turnEd keY nothIng tURnEd keY noThINg enGine
> sTartS snAkes gO ouT taIl piPe rePaIr maN rUNs
> boSs maN baNaNa fACE siTs iN caR yeLliNg aT FiNn
> hiSsing noisE begIns aNd boSs maN iS noW snAke
> luncH baTShiT craZy
Man at loons? Do you mean Koons? If so, how is Krystal doing? He's making more robotic commercials?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/12/2012 06:44PM by NRA 75.
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> BLEH wEnT wIth fINN To gEt hiS caR fixEd baTShit
> CRAZy rePaIr maN aT looNs stArtEd caR uP noThiNg
> turnEd keY nothIng tURnEd keY noThINg enGine
> sTartS snAkes gO ouT taIl piPe rePaIr maN rUNs
> boSs maN baNaNa fACE siTs iN caR yeLliNg aT FiNn
> hiSsing noisE begIns aNd boSs maN iS noW snAke
> luncH baTShiT craZy
Man at loons? Do you mean Koons? If so, how is Krystal doing? He's making more robotic commercials?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/12/2012 06:44PM by NRA 75.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 13, 2012 07:34AM
BLEH weNT TO aNiTaS baTShiT CraZy taBles oN ceIliNg saT uP thEre nOt THe bEST plaCe tO hAvE bReaK faSt eGgS saIs gO tO dOcToR OlSon baTShit,crAzy syChiaTrist sO toDay maKe tIme snaKes ALl ovEr floOrS heRe maN aT caRry oUt wiNdow tHrow,sNakes Out oF windOw,baTSHit CraZy caN noT haVe a qUiet fuCkinG breaK faSt,wiTh thiS oR beInG upSide dOwn siTtinG aT tablE waTchiNg arMy oF sNakes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 13, 2012 07:42AM
Bleh, whatever happened to customer service?
Anita's failure to provide a snake free eating inviroment, plus allowing patrons to dine upside down, is just another example of the lack of consumer focus that these chain eateries have.
Bleh, I hope you didn't leave a tip.
Anita's failure to provide a snake free eating inviroment, plus allowing patrons to dine upside down, is just another example of the lack of consumer focus that these chain eateries have.
Bleh, I hope you didn't leave a tip.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 13, 2012 10:54AM
BLEH dOctoR OlSoN iS BaTShit craZy clIff comEs to taKe ouT oF ViEnna towN iS fuLl oF snaKes anD baNana faCes doCtor OlsOn puT BLeH In A YeLlow blAnket hiTtinG wIth snaKes yeLliNg baNana FacE BlEH thInks dOcToR OlSon haS pRobleMs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 13, 2012 12:10PM
Bleh, maybe you could find a psychiatrist that doesn't need a psychiatrist?
I mean, Dr. Olson is obviously a batshit crazy banana face.
I mean, Dr. Olson is obviously a batshit crazy banana face.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
()
Date: July 13, 2012 12:14PM
It sounds to me like Dr. Olson might also be a double-dipping motherfucker.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 13, 2012 12:39PM
Thinking about what BLEH9 probably looks like irl as compared to how he types here almost made me LOL at work, it's awful having to hold this in.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 13, 2012 12:53PM
I wonder if Bleh's Doctor is Gwen Olson, whose specialty is counseling for Bipolar Disorder?
She has no malpractice history found, No sanctions history found, No board actions found.
Apparently no sanctions for double dipping or batshitcrazyness either.
She has no malpractice history found, No sanctions history found, No board actions found.
Apparently no sanctions for double dipping or batshitcrazyness either.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 13, 2012 02:28PM
BLEH nOw iN maRyfielD thiS plAcE iS terRiblE fIve meN buRgers wAs fIne sIngiNg buRgerS maKE tHinGs ozKay aNd cliFf doEs nOt LukE cloWns aT unIque sTore goT neW soCks scReaminG iN dreSsiNg rOom fuCking snAkes anD poSters pAiNtiNgs yeLlinG peOplEs rUnniNg aS snaKe bIteS iNto a Man's heAd seLliNg phones baTShit crAzy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 13, 2012 02:37PM
Bleh, Anita's for breakfast, then over to Vienna to see the Doc, then to 5 guys and The unique store, and the day is only half over.
Get around , get around, Bleh gets around!
Get around , get around, Bleh gets around!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: July 13, 2012 02:43PM
Can't begin to count the number of times I wish a snake would bite one of those damn phone peddler's head. Glad to hear it finally happened.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 13, 2012 03:27PM
NRA 75 Wrote:
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> I have to admit, that I sit here just howling.
> After a shitty day, I guess it could be worse
> after all. I agree with BEH and Northman and
> others. At first, I used to hate Bleh's posts, if
> they can be called that. Yet, even though I have a
> pounding headache, and wish he could take some
> typing courses, I sit here laughing.
+100000
This thread continues to deliver one truth after another. Today I’m having one of those days. One problem just replaces another at work…but then I come here and I read about the daily trials and tribulations of BLEH and the way he continues to succeed against all odds.
BLEH, I want to personally thank you for continuing to serve as an inspiration to all of us here in Fairfax, especially me!!!
This thread just keeps on keeping on. Much like BLEH himself.
meh Wrote:
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> Thinking about what BLEH9 probably looks like irl
> as compared to how he types here almost made me
> LOL at work, it's awful having to hold this in.
When I think of BLEH this is the image that pops in my head. I really don’t even know why either. HA!!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/13/2012 05:20PM by TheNorthman.
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> I have to admit, that I sit here just howling.
> After a shitty day, I guess it could be worse
> after all. I agree with BEH and Northman and
> others. At first, I used to hate Bleh's posts, if
> they can be called that. Yet, even though I have a
> pounding headache, and wish he could take some
> typing courses, I sit here laughing.
+100000
This thread continues to deliver one truth after another. Today I’m having one of those days. One problem just replaces another at work…but then I come here and I read about the daily trials and tribulations of BLEH and the way he continues to succeed against all odds.
BLEH, I want to personally thank you for continuing to serve as an inspiration to all of us here in Fairfax, especially me!!!
This thread just keeps on keeping on. Much like BLEH himself.
meh Wrote:
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> Thinking about what BLEH9 probably looks like irl
> as compared to how he types here almost made me
> LOL at work, it's awful having to hold this in.
When I think of BLEH this is the image that pops in my head. I really don’t even know why either. HA!!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/13/2012 05:20PM by TheNorthman.
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 13, 2012 03:47PM
BLEH tOday aT CvS iN MaRy fieLd boG Problem gEt mediciNes doCtOr OLson iS saYiNg baTShit craZy tiRed oF beIng zIppeD uP iN yeLlow,blaNkets aNd smAshed wiTh snaKes geT medIcine wOman aT faRmaCys heAd faLls oFf aNd heR heAd tUrnS,iN tO a sNake dO noT geT meDiCinEs herE scReaminG baNaNa faCe boSs maN comEs baCk throWs snAkes siNgiNg cVs cVS CVS thE S staNds foR snaKes baTShiT craZy cloWnS coMe iN anD maKe snAke bAloOns foR peOpLes aBd chIldreN muSic loUd plAyS iN stOre cLiff baTShiT craZY puTs haNds iN caNdiEs anD puTs thEm anD snAkes iN PocKeTS paNtS moViNg cliFf scReamiNg teRriBlE daY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 13, 2012 03:51PM
It scares me to know I might have once walked past BLEH9 and I might have been one of those banana faced batshit crazy snakes.
If I ever terrorized you BLEH9, I am sorry. I didn't mean it.
If I ever terrorized you BLEH9, I am sorry. I didn't mean it.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 13, 2012 04:32PM
Thats it, I must say Bleh for President. These posts make more sense than anything out of Washington.
And Northman, Gollum, agreed.
And Northman, Gollum, agreed.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
MaryAnne Faithful Jr.
()
Date: July 13, 2012 05:32PM
Bleh9 do you do live appearances?
You're so artistic and creative, talented, unique and abstract I want to take my top off and blow you.
You're so artistic and creative, talented, unique and abstract I want to take my top off and blow you.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Oinkered
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Date: July 14, 2012 04:46AM
I wonder what blah thinks of pet stores. It must be fun to see him in the reptile area.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 14, 2012 07:35AM
BLEH baTShit craZy climEd biG anTennA iN MaRy fieLd laSt niGht snAkes aLl ovEr roAds yoU caN sEe SO maNy bAnaNa faCes uP hEre seVeral sNakeS aRe oN thE tOwer tHreW TheM oFf gOt biT rIght haNd huRts sAw,loTs oF snaKes neAR biG strEEt cloSe tO hoSpitAl heLicopTers flY bY dRoppinG snAkes baGs fuLl oF thEm baTShiT craZy caN sEe DC frOm hEre gOod vIew SnaKes sEem tO bE iN FaIrFax oNlY buT baNana faCes evEry whEre
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 14, 2012 07:39PM
BLEH9 Wrote:
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> BLEH baTShit craZy climEd biG anTennA iN MaRy
> fieLd laSt niGht snAkes aLl ovEr roAds yoU caN sEe
> SO maNy bAnaNa faCes uP hEre seVeral sNakeS aRe oN
> thE tOwer tHreW TheM oFf gOt biT rIght haNd huRts
> sAw,loTs oF snaKes neAR biG strEEt cloSe tO
> hoSpitAl heLicopTers flY bY dRoppinG snAkes baGs
> fuLl oF thEm baTShiT craZy caN sEe DC frOm hEre
> gOod vIew SnaKes sEem tO bE iN FaIrFax oNlY buT
> baNana faCes evEry whEre
BLEH, as always, thank you very much for the heads up here. So all the snakes seem to be heading to Fairfax from DC. I wonder what to make of this. BLEH, this matter may require further investigation.
The community needs you BLEH; now more than ever!
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> BLEH baTShit craZy climEd biG anTennA iN MaRy
> fieLd laSt niGht snAkes aLl ovEr roAds yoU caN sEe
> SO maNy bAnaNa faCes uP hEre seVeral sNakeS aRe oN
> thE tOwer tHreW TheM oFf gOt biT rIght haNd huRts
> sAw,loTs oF snaKes neAR biG strEEt cloSe tO
> hoSpitAl heLicopTers flY bY dRoppinG snAkes baGs
> fuLl oF thEm baTShiT craZy caN sEe DC frOm hEre
> gOod vIew SnaKes sEem tO bE iN FaIrFax oNlY buT
> baNana faCes evEry whEre
BLEH, as always, thank you very much for the heads up here. So all the snakes seem to be heading to Fairfax from DC. I wonder what to make of this. BLEH, this matter may require further investigation.
The community needs you BLEH; now more than ever!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 14, 2012 08:38PM
Apparently all of Mayor Gray's staff that hasn't been locked up, are heading this way. They are kind of serpent like. That's my take Northman, but just a guess.
Bleh, that tower has to be 400 feet up. You are fearless.
Bleh, that tower has to be 400 feet up. You are fearless.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 15, 2012 11:48AM
BLEH aT pENEra bzreaD iN MaRy fiELD wOman wIth hAIr oN fiRe cooKiNg sOoP snAkes oN thE fLooRs baTShiT craZy mAn iN A SuiT saIs fUck yOu fuCk You boAT noSe BanAna fAce peECE oF shIt leT The sNakeS biTe yOu aNd ShiT uPOn YoUr SHinY sHoeS eAtiNg saNdWiTch clIff JJ FInn baTShit craZy CiNdy anD hEr fUckiNg hEad SpinninG thE maN cooKinG wIth thE sNake raPpEd aRounD hiM caN onLy uSe onE hANd baTShiT crAzy haVe tHAT sNakE eaT CIndy aNd stOp hEr hEAd frOm spiNniNg cAn noT havE meAl wIth This bATShiT craZy bITch snAkE painTiNgs haVe tO Go FaIrfax iS noThinG buT laNds oF SnaKes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 15, 2012 01:04PM
BLEH gOt houSe tO stAY aT noLlwOod aPaRtmentS iN BaILeYs HulIo iS gOinG tO leT sTay At hIs hoUse maNy pEoplEs feW snAkeS iN thE baThrOom baTShiT crAzy CindY anD hEr sPinnInG heAd hAS,leFt loTs oF SnaKEs anD peOpLes dRInkInG beeRs baTShit,craZy ARmaNdo hAs baGs oF SnaKEs aNd soCceR baLls This mOTherfuckeR miGHT hAve soMe IssUes wasHinG cLose iN mAchiNe tOok ouT snAkes bEeR caNs anD baTShit craZy soCcer baLl fUll oF SnAKEs HUlIo iS maKINg moNey twEnTy dOllARs peR daY teLeviSions sHowiNg snAkeS loTS oF SNAKEs oN bIcyCles baTShiT craZy dRiNk sOMe bEeRs cAll iT daY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ito
()
Date: July 15, 2012 01:17PM
> craZy dRiNk sOMe bEeRs cAll iT daY
Not a bad idea. It sounds like you have had a hard day.
Not a bad idea. It sounds like you have had a hard day.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 15, 2012 03:24PM
I dunno if you should be mixing all those meds and alcohol...seems a bit dangerous.
Maybe try bath salts instead?
Maybe try bath salts instead?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NOW CARY!
()
Date: July 15, 2012 04:55PM
Now Cary weidemann, this thread is seriously 'off topic'!
Now, bigot, why do not move it there, instead of ones that are very well 'on topic' and do very well interest FX citizens?
Tucking bigoted ASSHOLE!
Now, bigot, why do not move it there, instead of ones that are very well 'on topic' and do very well interest FX citizens?
Tucking bigoted ASSHOLE!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ito
()
Date: July 15, 2012 04:57PM
I disagree. These SnAKeS are in fAiRfAx. BLEH is always right ON TOPIC, ALL THE TIME!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 15, 2012 05:14PM
How is this off topic?
Places include: Wolftrap hotel, Dr Olsen, Nollwood Apts (?), Five Guys somewhere, Maryfield, CVS on 123 (side note: BLEH says don't go there for perscrips and I can agree they took forever), the Vienna metro, Anita's Restaurant (plenty of snakes there for sure), iNova Hospital.
That's just from this page. I guess this would be more fit for the Vienna board but no one posts there, so fuck that shit.
Anyways, snakes are everywhere BLEH9 even here on the forums, be careful!
Places include: Wolftrap hotel, Dr Olsen, Nollwood Apts (?), Five Guys somewhere, Maryfield, CVS on 123 (side note: BLEH says don't go there for perscrips and I can agree they took forever), the Vienna metro, Anita's Restaurant (plenty of snakes there for sure), iNova Hospital.
That's just from this page. I guess this would be more fit for the Vienna board but no one posts there, so fuck that shit.
Anyways, snakes are everywhere BLEH9 even here on the forums, be careful!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 15, 2012 05:41PM
There are plenty of snakes in Fairfax. A lot of them are lawyers and such, so this is relevant to Fairfax.
These used to piss me off, but Bleh has surprised me. While I still wish he would learn to type properly, these posts are a reprieve from the stresses of day to day life in Fairfax. Plus, its good to know where the snakes are, and the ones that Bleh talk about, I like having a warning.
These used to piss me off, but Bleh has surprised me. While I still wish he would learn to type properly, these posts are a reprieve from the stresses of day to day life in Fairfax. Plus, its good to know where the snakes are, and the ones that Bleh talk about, I like having a warning.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 15, 2012 10:35PM
Hmm. I thought the snakes were Mexicans, Blacks and Jews.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 16, 2012 12:24AM
Another weekend has come and gone for BLEH. Tomorrow the world heads back to work and I'm sure we will all be checking this thread regularly to read up on our favorite former Lamb Center client.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 16, 2012 09:19AM
BLEH baTShIt craZy woKe uP IN baThtUp wIth piLes oF SNAKEs aNd soCceR bAlls oN tOp paY twEnty dOllars nIghT To baTShiT craZy baNanA faCe HulIO anD haVe ARmaNdo anD twEnty oF hiS faMilY meMbeRs pUt iN tuB With snAkeS drInk sO mucH gO sEe doCtoR neWin iN prOfeSIonAl bUildiNg oN rOoT 7 snAkes StaY awAy hoT baTShiT craZy yoU aTe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 16, 2012 09:22AM
hey, good morning Bleh, have a nice day.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 16, 2012 09:26AM
Good to see you found a new doctor! I think it's in all of our best interest that you get away from that banana face dr olson.
Let's hope Dr Newman can help you out!
Let's hope Dr Newman can help you out!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
()
Date: July 16, 2012 09:29AM
BLEH, best to avoid people named Hullo and Armando, they typically mean nothing but trouble.
What every happened to JJ? And I see the lady with hair on fire is back. At least she's not riding the bus any more.
What every happened to JJ? And I see the lady with hair on fire is back. At least she's not riding the bus any more.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 16, 2012 09:32AM
^ It's actually Julio, haha. oh BLEH9, you silly you.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 16, 2012 11:20AM
BLEH wEnT tO doCtoR neWin oN rOoT 7 sHe saIs yOu haVe iSsueS baTShit cRaZy bEtteR thEn dOcToR OlSon baNanA fAcE dOctoR neWIn puT hoT lighTs uP tO faCe rAtteLsnaKes bY heR chAir ShuT uP baTShit cRaZy inTerfEre wIth caLm tiMe doCtoR neWin aSks maNy questiOns shE mitE bE baNaNa faCe sPend tiMe thEre gO baCk tO mOs fooD plaCe aVoiD snaKes aNs doCtoR olSonS snaKemobiLe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 16, 2012 11:49AM
Who is dr newin?
i thought he meant dr newman but dr newman is a guy. hm..
i thought he meant dr newman but dr newman is a guy. hm..
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 16, 2012 12:18PM
BLEH dO noT gO To Mos sOuThwesT grIll iN baIleYs waLked insIde weLcomE tO mOS hoMe oF SNAKEs taCos tLking eNcalida cUssiNg fuCk yoU FuCk yOu fuCk YOu BlEh eATs,yoU miSs sinGiNg haMburgerS anD haPpy eggS boSs maN seeS screaMiNg peOplEs piCks uP sNaKe ON tHe fLooR puTs iT oN grIll baTShiT craZy pEOPlRs asK foR iT fINN anD jJ aRe aT leeS aUtO aNd trY tO reMove sNaKes frOm caR oF doUblE dIppinG moTherfucker gO awAy frOm baTShit crAzy moS anG gEt bETTER deAl wiTh HuLIo foR nighT hE maKes moNeY by haVinG,hoTel oF SNAKEs iN noLlWOod
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 16, 2012 12:50PM
Bleh. Never, ever a dull moment.
Even at lunch when the hamburgers sing for you.
I'd advise staying away from the snake hotel, however.
Even at lunch when the hamburgers sing for you.
I'd advise staying away from the snake hotel, however.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 16, 2012 01:38PM
BLEH snAkeS aLl ovEr lEeS aUto ceNter,baTShiT craZy douBle dIppiNg MoTherfuckeR FiNn aNd hiS snaKes aLl ovEr baYS lEft Him WItH boSs maN goInG tO geT sOme HuLIO iS abLe tO geT SOmE woMen tOniGht dO noT knoW iF conDum iS gOod idEa nO fuCking infeSted snaKe beDs ThiS tiMe iT iS tImE tO empTy thIs baTShiT craZy riVer builD Up hoPe HulIO iS aBLe tO fINd sOme wOmeN wIth nO sPinnInG heAds
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 16, 2012 01:51PM
You know what I can't figure out is, how Finn, the shameless double dipper, can sell snakes in an area that is literally crawling with them.
Finn must be a salesman on a level with the proverbial dude that sells ice cubes to Eskimos.
As far as finding a woman without a spinning head.... good luck, my man.
Finn must be a salesman on a level with the proverbial dude that sells ice cubes to Eskimos.
As far as finding a woman without a spinning head.... good luck, my man.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Alistar Cooke Jr.
()
Date: July 16, 2012 07:28PM
Bleh is the re-incarnation of Hieronymus Bosch.
Except he writes instead of paints.
Except he writes instead of paints.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 16, 2012 07:52PM
meh Wrote:
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> Is this Finn?
>
> http://www.finnscustompools.com/
>
>
> I will find you BLEH! and i will shake your hand.
That's an excellent idea. In fact, I'd like to expand on it a touch if I may.
@BLEH: What's your favorite watering hole? Like meh, (and legions of others people) I would love nothing more than to to have the opportunity to meet you face to face and buy you a drink! Hell, I'd be so honored to just be in your presence that I'd buy drinks all night.
I bet BLEH is a man of many interests. In fact I think I know who might actually be.
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> Is this Finn?
>
> http://www.finnscustompools.com/
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>
> I will find you BLEH! and i will shake your hand.
That's an excellent idea. In fact, I'd like to expand on it a touch if I may.
@BLEH: What's your favorite watering hole? Like meh, (and legions of others people) I would love nothing more than to to have the opportunity to meet you face to face and buy you a drink! Hell, I'd be so honored to just be in your presence that I'd buy drinks all night.
I bet BLEH is a man of many interests. In fact I think I know who might actually be.
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 17, 2012 06:31AM
BLEH taLkinG tO mY eGgs aT breaK faSt baTShIt craZy teRIBLe nIghT lasT NiGht lAsT niGht HulIO caLls wOmaN ovER tO houSe oN noLlwOod sOme ThiNs dId nOt seeM rIghT wOmaN waS maN weAriNg a DreSs baTSHiT craZy geT tHe fUck oUt HUlIO geTs anGrY poInTiNg fInGer iN faCe leaVe lEAVe HUlIO cLiFf cOmeS iN cAR baIlEyS aReA baTShIt cRaZy laNd oF snaKes aNd teSticALS beHinD skiRtS baTShit cRaZy iN FaIrfAx agaIn laND oF sNaKes cUe bUs bEttER noT haVe sO maNy snAKES aNd baNana faCes thIs wOman aT MaC DOnALDS wIth purPlE eYes mInD yOuR sHiT baNana faCe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
()
Date: July 17, 2012 06:47AM
BLEH, tell Hullo (Hulio? Julio?) to keep his head up, he's not the first guy to discover testicals behind a skirt. I certainly don't blame him for gettng angry about that, though.
P.S. Say 'hi' to your eggs for me.
P.S. Say 'hi' to your eggs for me.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 17, 2012 07:23AM
May I quote Bleh's latest masterpiece?
"Batshit crazy land of snakes and testicles"
Who could have said it better?
"Batshit crazy land of snakes and testicles"
Who could have said it better?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 17, 2012 07:43AM
BLEH nOt haPPy baTShit cRaZy riDe oN cuE buS sIt doWn peOples iN suiTs sIt doWn aLl iS finE buS dRivEs oFf baTShIt craZy snAkes stArt coMinG doWN fRoM cEilInG peOplEs wIth giaNt flY swATteRs smAck SnAKes oN thEre fAces boSS maN piCks Up snAkes tHRowS thEm oUt WIndOwS sIgn weLcome tO FaIrfaX lanD oF baNaNa faCes anD snAkes haVe tO geT wIth AMy neeD caLm tIme HoLe buS fuLl oF sNaKeS aNd baTShit cRAZY maN boSs maN oN miCRofOnE saYinG waTch yoUr stEp snAke ShIt caN mEss uP yOur ShOes aBd sUiTs baTShit cRAZY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Snake O LogIst
()
Date: July 17, 2012 08:48AM
It's so good that someone other than Doug Hill or Topper Shutt are telling us where the snakes are
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 17, 2012 09:23AM
"weLcome tO FaIrfaX lanD oF baNaNa faCes anD snAkes "
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 17, 2012 10:24AM
BLEH noW haVinG gOoD tiMe AmY checkED iN aLsO aT roDeWaY iNn thIs iS muCh beTter thRee snaKes iN thE,rOom onE iN tHE sInk tHrew TheM oUt oNe fiNgeR,goT bIt boSs lAdy giVeS BaNdaGe goInG tOdaY tO NeW joB aS clEaNiNg disHes aT deNnyS oN FaIrfaX booLevArD haPpy tHinK thIs iS sTep uP frOm seLlINg sNakeS wIth baTShiT craZy dOUbLe dIppInG fINN snaKe saLesmen nO gOod jeRk faCe gO tO NeW dOctOr tOdaY TO SeE iF CIndY wooD sTop hEr fuckIng hEAD frOm sPinnInG baTShiT crAzy giVes hEaD aChe oFf To doCtoR KatzEn oFfiCe maYbE tOdaY worKs ouT nO eaRthqauaKES waTchINg ouT fOr sNaKes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 17, 2012 10:37AM
Bleh, congratulations on the new job!
It seems that Amy brings some brightness to your life.
That may be something you'd want to pursue.
Cindy's nice, but I wouldn't commit to her until her head stops spinning.
It seems that Amy brings some brightness to your life.
That may be something you'd want to pursue.
Cindy's nice, but I wouldn't commit to her until her head stops spinning.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 17, 2012 10:50AM
Did anybody else here notice that BLEH encountered somebody with purple eyes last night. Not quite sure what to make of this latest development .
@Beh: im glad that you brought that little nugget to the thread's attention. Given the quality and depth of a typical BLEH post, its al.most impossible to take it all in on the first reading.
Appreciating BLEH's work is truly a group effort
@Beh: im glad that you brought that little nugget to the thread's attention. Given the quality and depth of a typical BLEH post, its al.most impossible to take it all in on the first reading.
Appreciating BLEH's work is truly a group effort
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 17, 2012 11:58AM
BLEH weNt tO doCtoR KaTzEn baTShit cRaZy tERIBLe TiMe wiTh dOctOR laDy aT deSk toLd sIt doWn yoU sIt doWn baTShiT craZy bITch baNana faCe boSs woMan miNd yOur SHit dOctOr KaTzEn comEs ouT snAkes sHirT oN puTs BLeH iN yeLlow bLaNkEt zIps iT uP fiLls wIth snAkes waTer cOinS kickS BLeH wIth sPikeD shoEs sHiT huRts oPens BlankEt tO daRk rOom lightEd waLl comEs oN piCturRes,oF wOmaN wIth FoRe eYes snAkes baTShiT craZy fINN cUe buS,wiTh snaKES MaC DOnALDS snaKes buRgeR kinG wiTh lockiNg tables swEatiNg noW tErRibLE timE docToR KaTzEn yeLlS baTShit cRaZy yoU aTe baTShit cRAZy witH meGA pHonE sTepS up oN deSk throWs snaKes gEt ThE fuCk ouT oF mY oFfiCe wrOnG tHiS iS bLeHs ofFicE noW baNaNa faCe juSt beCaUse youR eaRs aRe meLtIng anD yoUr haIrs oN Fire dOes Not meaN shiT BaNaNa FaCe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 17, 2012 12:04PM
Man! What a visual!
Doctor Katzen DOES have some unorthodox methods, however.
Doctor Katzen DOES have some unorthodox methods, however.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH FAN
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Date: July 17, 2012 03:41PM
BLEH what do you do on your off time? Your posts are
"Unique"
"Unique"
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
()
Date: July 17, 2012 03:47PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Man! What a visual!
>
> Doctor Katzen DOES have some unorthodox methods,
> however.
Well, except for the yellow blankets that zpped up (initials SJ). Apparently Dr. Olson was a fan of those as well.
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> Man! What a visual!
>
> Doctor Katzen DOES have some unorthodox methods,
> however.
Well, except for the yellow blankets that zpped up (initials SJ). Apparently Dr. Olson was a fan of those as well.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 17, 2012 08:50PM
BLEH9 Wrote:
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> BLEH weNt tO doCtoR KaTzEn baTShit cRaZy tERIBLe
> TiMe wiTh dOctOR laDy aT deSk toLd sIt doWn yoU
> sIt doWn baTShiT craZy bITch baNana faCe boSs
> woMan miNd yOur SHit dOctOr KaTzEn comEs ouT
> snAkes sHirT oN puTs BLeH iN yeLlow bLaNkEt zIps
> iT uP fiLls wIth snAkes waTer cOinS kickS BLeH
> wIth sPikeD shoEs sHiT huRts oPens BlankEt tO daRk
> rOom lightEd waLl comEs oN piCturRes,oF wOmaN wIth
> FoRe eYes snAkes baTShiT craZy fINN cUe buS,wiTh
> snaKES MaC DOnALDS snaKes buRgeR kinG wiTh lockiNg
> tables swEatiNg noW tErRibLE timE docToR KaTzEn
> yeLlS baTShit cRaZy yoU aTe baTShit cRAZy witH
> meGA pHonE sTepS up oN deSk throWs snaKes gEt ThE
> fuCk ouT oF mY oFfiCe wrOnG tHiS iS bLeHs ofFicE
> noW baNaNa faCe juSt beCaUse youR eaRs aRe meLtIng
> anD yoUr haIrs oN Fire dOes Not meaN shiT BaNaNa
> FaCe
Bleh, just of of curiosity, is this some type of new technique approved by the American Medical Association? What does Dr. Katzen's demeanor strike you as, for some reason she reminds me of a cross between Cruela de Villa and that Russian chick from the Last Indiana Jones movie.
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> BLEH weNt tO doCtoR KaTzEn baTShit cRaZy tERIBLe
> TiMe wiTh dOctOR laDy aT deSk toLd sIt doWn yoU
> sIt doWn baTShiT craZy bITch baNana faCe boSs
> woMan miNd yOur SHit dOctOr KaTzEn comEs ouT
> snAkes sHirT oN puTs BLeH iN yeLlow bLaNkEt zIps
> iT uP fiLls wIth snAkes waTer cOinS kickS BLeH
> wIth sPikeD shoEs sHiT huRts oPens BlankEt tO daRk
> rOom lightEd waLl comEs oN piCturRes,oF wOmaN wIth
> FoRe eYes snAkes baTShiT craZy fINN cUe buS,wiTh
> snaKES MaC DOnALDS snaKes buRgeR kinG wiTh lockiNg
> tables swEatiNg noW tErRibLE timE docToR KaTzEn
> yeLlS baTShit cRaZy yoU aTe baTShit cRAZy witH
> meGA pHonE sTepS up oN deSk throWs snaKes gEt ThE
> fuCk ouT oF mY oFfiCe wrOnG tHiS iS bLeHs ofFicE
> noW baNaNa faCe juSt beCaUse youR eaRs aRe meLtIng
> anD yoUr haIrs oN Fire dOes Not meaN shiT BaNaNa
> FaCe
Bleh, just of of curiosity, is this some type of new technique approved by the American Medical Association? What does Dr. Katzen's demeanor strike you as, for some reason she reminds me of a cross between Cruela de Villa and that Russian chick from the Last Indiana Jones movie.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 18, 2012 07:06AM
BLEH eGgs sAy iT iS okAy gOt fIreD fRoM dEnnYs lasT nigHT WasHiNg diShEs snAkeS flY ouT oF tHe mAchInE thAT cOoD noT sToP cuSsiNG biTe fiNgeRs cuT haNdS baTSHiT cRaZy eaCh fiNgEr haS snaKes oN iT,blooD oN plAteS flOoR bAnAnA faCe boSs mm aN scReaMiNg yOu fIrEd fUck yOu bAnaNa faCE maY yoUr eYeS tUrN puRPlE baTShiT cRazY jeRk faCe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 18, 2012 07:26AM
Bleh, eggs are a good food, and while it may be fun to have casual conversations with them, I wouldn't take their advice.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 18, 2012 08:29AM
BLEH gOinG tO SHerMaN WIlliAms wIth cliFf JJ tO gEt paInt,eaCh snaKe paInted sO peOpLes fRom FaIrfaX laNd oF snaKes caN sEe whEre thEy aRe whEre TheY Go gEt maNy coLoRs grEen reD yeLlow wHite fOr FiNn dOublE dIPpING mOTherfuckERs gHosT snaKes baTShit cRAZy gOinG iN cliFf caR nO buS tOday hA Ha hA Ha nO snAkes ixcePt onEs cliFf ruNs ovEr snAke ShiT blooD guTs oN FaIrfaX stReetS baTShiT craZy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 18, 2012 10:21AM
BLEH tHis dOctor KaTzEn iS baTSHiT cRaZy putS BLEH oN ceIliNg wIth duCk taPe leeVEs rOom opeNs dooR leGions oF sNaKes enTer hiSsiNg hoWlinG aNgry snaPpinG jawS aT doCtorD coUcH BLEH chaIr baTShiT crAzy liGhtS gO ouT vOice comEs,oN snaKes snAKES Snakes smOke liFts uP thRU thE daRk dUck taPe huRtS swEaTy liGhts,oN oFf snAkeS lEss dOcToR KaTzEn enTeR rOom wIth,biG snaKe aNd a maN wHo haS rOtted teeTh hE smiLes aNd saYs FaIrfax wILl bE laNd oF snAkes taKes sticK knoCks BlEH oFf ceIlIng visIt ovEr thIs dOctoR iS a baNanA faCe anD BaTShiT craZy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 18, 2012 10:26AM
Doctor Katzen does seem to have rather unorthodox methods.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 18, 2012 11:07AM
I don't know. I think Dr Olson was better than this guy. Duck taping him to the ceiling above a bunch of snakes?
Now THAT is batshit crazy.
Now THAT is batshit crazy.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 18, 2012 11:39AM
BLEH fuDDruCkeRs iN FaIrfAX aLlow caLm tIMe clOWnS ouTsiDe plaY oN piYaNoS snAke,biTe wHitE glovE fiNgErs oF oNe cloWn caUse,gLovE tO tURn reD sIngiNg haMburgeRS jJ AMy clIff anD heAD spiNniNG CinDy FiNn toDay hERe couPle sNaKEs iN kiTchEn buT caLM tIme iT iS tHiS iS NeW sPoT gOoD haMbuRgeRs waTcH cloWNS frOm WindOwS kISs AmY FInn kiCkS cInDys sPinniNg heAD doUble DiPpiNg mOThErfuKera gOod SoDas bUt maChinE caN fuCK itSeLf fuCk yOu tOo bAnaNa faCE
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 18, 2012 12:40PM
Nice story.
Against the backdrop of snake bitten bloodied piano playing clowns, a certain double dipping motherfucker, a babe with a spinning head, and a rude soda machine, Bleh enjoys a burger, a romantic moment , and some much needed calm time.
Thanks for sharing Bleh.
Against the backdrop of snake bitten bloodied piano playing clowns, a certain double dipping motherfucker, a babe with a spinning head, and a rude soda machine, Bleh enjoys a burger, a romantic moment , and some much needed calm time.
Thanks for sharing Bleh.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 18, 2012 03:53PM
I thought you didn't like Finn.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 18, 2012 05:05PM
Sometimes, I feel like I'm having a stroke when I'm trying to read his shit; the rest of the time, BLEH's writing is magnificent.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 18, 2012 05:10PM
meh Wrote:
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> Sometimes, I feel like I'm having a stroke when
> I'm trying to read his shit; the rest of the time,
> BLEH's writing is magnificent.
LMAO. You are not kidding. The first time I saw the snake posts, I thought damn is my eye sight that screwed up, or did I drink too much. Now we know LOL.
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> Sometimes, I feel like I'm having a stroke when
> I'm trying to read his shit; the rest of the time,
> BLEH's writing is magnificent.
LMAO. You are not kidding. The first time I saw the snake posts, I thought damn is my eye sight that screwed up, or did I drink too much. Now we know LOL.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 19, 2012 09:01AM
BLEH teRIBLE waY tO beGin DAy baTShiT craZy burGeR kiNg oN FaIrFax booLevaRd taBleD loCk uP oN aRms legS StOmAck sNaKes dRoPpinG frOm ceIlIngs baTShit craZy boSs woMan wIth puRpLe haIr scReaMinG geT oUt moTherfucker yoU aNd yOuR sNakEs baTShit craZy baNaNa FaCe iT iS YoUr plAce yOur TaBlEs yOuR sNAkEs thEy drOp frOm yOuR ceIliNg baNana fACe gEt thE,PictuRe yoU baTShiT craZy bItch
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 19, 2012 09:48AM
Have you ever thought of going somewhere other than fast food spots? Maybe there would be less of this drama there. IHOP, First Watch perhaps?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 19, 2012 11:22AM
BLEH wEnt tO doCtoR KaTzEN terRiBLE sAt oN taBlE wIth baNaNas tIed aRouNd nEcK snAkes oN flOoR LiGhtS tUrn oFf thEN oN wOmaN wIth paPer bAg oVer fACE cOmes RUNninG iN yeLlinG baTShiT crazY baNanA faCe sNaKes hIssiNg biTiNg thIs tErriBLE muSiC cOmEs oN sIngeR sIngS aboUt sNaKes baNanA faCe taKes baG oFf doCtOr KaTzEn sHe iS baTShit craZy syChiaTrust tuRnS lighTs oFf anD thrOws obJectS aT bLEH lightS TUrn oN baNanAs aLl oveR rOom bruiSes huRt dO noT likE tHis nEeD caLm tImE
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 19, 2012 12:39PM
I thought electric shock therapy was bad.
But the snake and banana method of treatment is just batshit crazy!
But the big problem is, in the land of snakes and banana faces, where can one go for calm time?
But the snake and banana method of treatment is just batshit crazy!
But the big problem is, in the land of snakes and banana faces, where can one go for calm time?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 19, 2012 01:52PM
"Calm time." LOL. That's what I need at work. Funny shit Bleh!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 19, 2012 02:24PM
BEH Wrote:
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> I thought electric shock therapy was bad.
>
> But the snake and banana method of treatment is
> just batshit crazy!
>
> But the big problem is, in the land of snakes and
> banana faces, where can one go for calm time?
Old electroshock therapy used a sine wave frequency, that was bad. Of course, with most things, technology has advanced and it's much more controlled now. However, it's usually only used in severe cases of psychosis, usually cases that can't be controlled by medicine.
BLEH must be crazy as shit in person. Kinda scary he's roaming the streets out there. But alas, he must. For how would we ever know where the snakes were without him.
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> I thought electric shock therapy was bad.
>
> But the snake and banana method of treatment is
> just batshit crazy!
>
> But the big problem is, in the land of snakes and
> banana faces, where can one go for calm time?
Old electroshock therapy used a sine wave frequency, that was bad. Of course, with most things, technology has advanced and it's much more controlled now. However, it's usually only used in severe cases of psychosis, usually cases that can't be controlled by medicine.
BLEH must be crazy as shit in person. Kinda scary he's roaming the streets out there. But alas, he must. For how would we ever know where the snakes were without him.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 19, 2012 03:31PM
BLEH sO angrY wEnT oN rOaD 66 aNd puT neW paInted snaKes oN iT YoU cooD sEe whErE thE snAkeS weRe gOinG baNaNa fACE iN A uniForm sToPs jJ anD cLifF frOm thE snAke woRk thIS iS neeD whErE iS FaIrfaX preSidenT iN laIr oF snaKes baTShIt craZy spEnt mOneY aT ShErmAn WIlliaMs fOr paIntS maN gIve GooD prIce buT thIs iS baTShiT craZY 66 muST bE snAke prOtecTed hiHwaY baTShiT craZy maN trYiNg tO stOp tHis
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: July 19, 2012 03:40PM
BLEH9, who keeps registering your names? You are up to 9 now!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 19, 2012 05:14PM
First of all, I want to come right out and apologize to BLEH for not having posted in this thread for the last 2 days. Work has been hectic but that is no excuse. BLEH’s continued efforts to warn the community about the dangers of sNaKEs iN fAIRfAx have been nothing short of heroic and I WILL remain one of his foremost supporters on FFXU.
I think we may have stumbled on to something big here. As has been pointed out, BLEH received some much deserved R&R at Fuddruckers on Tuesday. On Wednesday, during his commute, he encountered no snakes whatsoever. Maybe BLEH should stop riding the bus and stop going to fast food restaurants. That seems to be where BLEH runs into the majority of his trouble.
BLEH, have you ever considered investing in a car. Sure you would have to drop a little cash up front to get it but you may well recuperate the costs when considering the money you would be saving on bus fare and doctors’ visits that seem to result from your encounters with snakes. Additionally, if you quit going to fast food restaurants you would eat a more healthy diet and probably save a little money. You could still report to us on snakes while making your observations from the safety of your car.
I’m just throwing this out there BLEH…
I think we may have stumbled on to something big here. As has been pointed out, BLEH received some much deserved R&R at Fuddruckers on Tuesday. On Wednesday, during his commute, he encountered no snakes whatsoever. Maybe BLEH should stop riding the bus and stop going to fast food restaurants. That seems to be where BLEH runs into the majority of his trouble.
BLEH, have you ever considered investing in a car. Sure you would have to drop a little cash up front to get it but you may well recuperate the costs when considering the money you would be saving on bus fare and doctors’ visits that seem to result from your encounters with snakes. Additionally, if you quit going to fast food restaurants you would eat a more healthy diet and probably save a little money. You could still report to us on snakes while making your observations from the safety of your car.
I’m just throwing this out there BLEH…
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 19, 2012 05:22PM
I'm sure BLEH will get a car when he has the financial ability to on his own. He just got a new job and I'm sure going to a doctor isn't helping his wallet grow. So Northman, you gotta take these things into consideration. For BLEH, riding the bus is a smart move, way cheaper than driving a car.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 19, 2012 05:30PM
Northman and Meh, valid points indeed. It does appear our benevolent friend Bleh is in quite the quandry of sorts. Whatever he does, he appears to run into snakes, people with spinning heads, and psychiatrists who have more issues than he does. Or maybe anyone for that matter.
Bleh is best described, as being in a rock and a hard place. It seems that everyday he finds himself in a fucked up position. Yet, I have to admit I am laughing. Is that wrong?
Bleh is best described, as being in a rock and a hard place. It seems that everyday he finds himself in a fucked up position. Yet, I have to admit I am laughing. Is that wrong?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 19, 2012 05:35PM
meh Wrote:
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> I'm sure BLEH will get a car when he has the
> financial ability to on his own. He just got a new
> job and I'm sure going to a doctor isn't helping
> his wallet grow. So Northman, you gotta take these
> things into consideration. For BLEH, riding the
> bus is a smart move, way cheaper than driving a
> car.
You make lots of good points here. Like I said, it was only a suggestion....something BLEH may want to consider working towards long term. I wonder what kind of a driver BLEH would be. Or does BLEH even have a driver's license?
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> I'm sure BLEH will get a car when he has the
> financial ability to on his own. He just got a new
> job and I'm sure going to a doctor isn't helping
> his wallet grow. So Northman, you gotta take these
> things into consideration. For BLEH, riding the
> bus is a smart move, way cheaper than driving a
> car.
You make lots of good points here. Like I said, it was only a suggestion....something BLEH may want to consider working towards long term. I wonder what kind of a driver BLEH would be. Or does BLEH even have a driver's license?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 19, 2012 08:36PM
I would not suggest Bleh's driving of a motor vehicle. No offense to him, but a person who sees snakes and other shit, should not be behind thousands of pounds of steel, for our safety and his. I hope he does not, and continues to ride the CUE bus and other forms of transportation, so he can let us commuters know where the serpents are.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 20, 2012 08:04AM
BLEH teRriblE TimE aT MaC DOnALDS aT ciRclE snaKes trY tO bloCk dooRs peeCeS oF sHIT aS iF tHeRe aRe nOT EnOUGh oF tHem oN tHe cUe bUs baTshIT cRaZy geT thE fuCk aWaY fRom tHe dOorS gOt stIcks puSheD THem ouT oF tHe waY AMy pIssEd gO iNsiDe boSs maN yeLpiNg juMp oN taBlEs fUck yOu baNaNa fACE leT BlEH taLk tO eGgs nEed tO knoW wHere sNakeS iN FaIrfaX aRe baNana faCe syCHotiC woMaN wIth fiRe,eYes opeNinG anD closInG wOmaNs baTh ROom laFINg thRowS snAkeS ouT aT peOplEs maN wIth coFee geTs biTe tO faCe wIth mOrniNg coFee baTShit crAZY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: July 20, 2012 08:36AM
Well shit, I thought your job was going to be good for you, but probably not if your boss is going to be yelping.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 20, 2012 10:05AM
BLEH doWn oN FaIrfaX bOoLEVARD thEre aRe loTs oF SnaKes thEy aRe oN eleCtriC wIrEs exPecT powEr ouTage sTuPID fUckinG aNimAlS rIte aId iN FaIrfaX iS terrIBLE baNaNa fACE aT FaRmaCy maKe meDiciNe aNd givE thrOws sNakes anGry yeLliNg thIs yoUr joB baNanA faCe dO nOT thRow sNaKes baTShiT craZy oFf tO fUdd tiCKetS laTer wiTh AmY jJ FiNn CIndY clIff hOpe,fOr siNgiNg haMburGeRs aNd caLm tiMe maNy proBLemS aNd sNaKeS tOdaY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 20, 2012 10:14AM
A singing hamburger would terrify me, and yet for Bleh, he would consider that calm time.
He da man.
He da man.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 20, 2012 12:13PM
BLEH sO teRrible tImE aT fUDd ruCkers iN FaIrfaX todAy haMburgeRs nOt sinGinG anD baTShiT crAzy CiNdy aNd heR spInniNg fuCkiNg heAd hoW thE fuCk aRe yoU tO haVe caLm tIMe whEn a WomAn caN noT sTop heR fuCkiNg heAd frOm sPinniNg hoW The fUcK caN yoU haVe caLm tiME wIth snAkes iN thE fiXinGs baR uS iT wrOnG tO haVe tO aVoId biTes whEn gEttInG somE fuCkiNg keTchuP iS iT wrOnG thAt clowNs wIth blooD drIpping frOm thEre fiNgerS stIll haVe tO plAy piYanoS iS iT faIr halF oF cliFfs eaR haS beeN riPpEd oFf bY snAke teeTh FaIrfax iS nothiNg buT lands oF SnaKes anD baTShiT crAZy fuckinG bAnaNa faCES
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BananaFace
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Date: July 20, 2012 12:17PM
Fudd Ruckers! Ok, that explains it. Your earlier posting said you were going to Fudd Tickets (well, fUdd tiCKetS) and I was wondering what the hell that was. Come on BLEH, get with the program!
P.S. Despite the non-singing hamburger and clowns with bloody fingers how was Amy doing? And why are you still hanging with that Finn character? I've heard he is a double-dipping mother fucker.
P.S. Despite the non-singing hamburger and clowns with bloody fingers how was Amy doing? And why are you still hanging with that Finn character? I've heard he is a double-dipping mother fucker.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: July 20, 2012 12:19PM
Bleh, I share your concerns about silent hamburgers, women with spinning heads, and snakes at the fixins bar.
However, I do have some good news.
Those aren't piano playing clowns you see. They are none other than the famous, lovely and talented Meade Skelton, and while he's batshitcrazy and a banana face, he is not dangerous.
However, I do have some good news.
Those aren't piano playing clowns you see. They are none other than the famous, lovely and talented Meade Skelton, and while he's batshitcrazy and a banana face, he is not dangerous.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: July 20, 2012 12:37PM
Holy shit. BLEH, I am so sorry to hear that your lunch at Fuddruckers wasn’t as fun as your last trip there. Nobody should have to worry about getting bit by a snake just to get some lettuce. Thank you very much for the heads up though. I will definitely avoid Fuddruckers from here on out.
And just when I thought this thread could not get any crazier we have FFXU’s 2 most legendary characters meeting up; Meade Skelton and BLEH.
And just when I thought this thread could not get any crazier we have FFXU’s 2 most legendary characters meeting up; Meade Skelton and BLEH.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BLEH9
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Date: July 20, 2012 01:05PM
BLEH teRIBLe kEepS goiNg AMy eaTen bY A SnaKe aNd tOld bY boSs maN docTor tO sEe doCtoR OlSon agaIN tOp bAnaNa fACE fuCK thIs iS terrIBLE FiNn beTter fInD thIs sNakE iTs onE oF hiS anD hiD faUlT fOr thIs shiT noW tO geT geeR tO fiNd hEr baTShit crAZY FaIrfaX hAs notHinG bUt snAkes anD baNana fACes tO offeR
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: July 20, 2012 01:26PM
Amy gotten eaten by a snake? And it seems you've had a shitty day Bleh. On the bright side, I'm laughing with you, not at you. Now wondering if Fuddruckers has snake burgers, like they offer in Ostrich and Elk.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
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BEH
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Date: July 20, 2012 01:27PM
With Blehs assistance, I just realized that Finn, notorious for double dipping, is also a main source for the abundance of snakes in Fairfax County.
Apparently, Bleh can tell the difference between a regular snake and a Finn generated snake.
As we speak, Bleh is gearing up to enter the snake and rescue the love of his life, Amy (who Bleh was kissing in Fudruckers just a couple of days ago).
Bleh ends his post with an overview and assessment of Fairfax, which I find to be highly accurate.
Apparently, Bleh can tell the difference between a regular snake and a Finn generated snake.
As we speak, Bleh is gearing up to enter the snake and rescue the love of his life, Amy (who Bleh was kissing in Fudruckers just a couple of days ago).
Bleh ends his post with an overview and assessment of Fairfax, which I find to be highly accurate.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: July 20, 2012 01:31PM
BEH, great observation of Bleh's brilliance. Especially the last part. Fairfax is full of snakes, and a lot of batshit crazy banana faces. Damn I never thought I could type that sort of terminology.
What do you think of this Bleh? I'm willing to pay higher taxes for these signs, due to their overpopulation in Fairfax.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/20/2012 01:32PM by NRA 75.
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What do you think of this Bleh? I'm willing to pay higher taxes for these signs, due to their overpopulation in Fairfax.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/20/2012 01:32PM by NRA 75.
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 20, 2012 02:23PM
BLEH weNT tO daIRy quEeN wIth AMy jJ douBle dIPpiNg FInN cliFf CinDy caLm tiME iS gOod heRe taBles haD a fEw SnaKes bUt LeSs tHen oTher plaCes tHe KaY MarT haS wORk tO dO baTShiT craZy sToRe peOpLEs waLk aRouNd wIth sNAKes aRounD thEre neCks liKe ThEy aRe oweS sOmethinG baTShiT craZy boSs maN anGry At heAd spiNniNg CiNdy yoU anGry yeLliNg jumPinG shuT thE fuCk uP yoU dO noT haVe tO bE wIth heR aLl thE tImE baNana faCe yoUr StorE oF SNaKes suCks anD yoU aRe a BanaNa fACE geT soMe hElp
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 20, 2012 03:19PM
Some calm time finally, at Dairy Queen with the crew.
Congratulations Bleh, may you have an entire weekend of calm time.
Congratulations Bleh, may you have an entire weekend of calm time.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 20, 2012 04:44PM
BLEH noT haPpy aBouT FaIrfaX LibRaRys cElebrates snAkeS evEnT gO tO liBraRy wiTh cliFf tO usE coMpuTeRs anD maN wITh paRty haT smiLES wIth sNAKes iN haNds whaT kinD Of MoTherfuckEr doeS suCh baTShiT craZy sHiT thiS FaIrfaX aRea haS sO maNy PrOBLemS anD theN itS haVe A fuCkinG SnaKe daY aT thE liBrArY laDy wIth booK abouT snAkes reaDinG tO peOpLes clIff veRy aNgry hE sTeps oN sNaKes oN firSt,fLooR. BaTShiT craZy iS iT possIblE tO haVe nO snAkes iN FaIrfaX FUcKING lanDs oF SNaKes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: July 20, 2012 06:36PM
Something like this? I'm not too sure about the wisdom of this snake being around this child's neck.
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 21, 2012 11:44AM
BLEH tHIs pENERa breAd iN FaIrfaX iS baTShiT craZY woMaN wIth fiRe eYes taKes hoLe bowL oF sOoP aNd jusT swaLlowS iT wHile sNakes sIt bY heR taBel dO nOt likE angrY saNd WitChes taLk smAck baNana faCe eaT yoU baTShiT craZy mOTherfuckER peOplEs heRe aRe baNaNa faCes sIt wIth booKs snaKES aNd coMpuTeRs thEy juSt dO noT cAre aBouT thE snAKe prOblEm iN FaIrFaX
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
J. H. Christ
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Date: July 21, 2012 11:46AM
Behold, I have given you authority to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy, and nothing shall hurt you.
Hope this helps.
Hope this helps.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 21, 2012 03:22PM
BLEH iN olD toWn FaIrfaX peOplEs ceLebRate snAkes wOmeN iN snaKes meN weAr sNakE haTs taKe sIgnS wIth caT heAds waLk aRouND sinGinG haPpy sonGs bATShiT crAzy baNana fACes aRe prOof FaIrfax iS lanD oF SNAKeS aNd,thEY dO noT cARe,baTShiT crAzy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: July 21, 2012 05:58PM
BLEH9 Wrote:
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> BLEH iN olD toWn FaIrfaX peOplEs ceLebRate snAkes
> wOmeN iN snaKes meN weAr sNakE haTs taKe sIgnS
> wIth caT heAds waLk aRouND sinGinG haPpy sonGs
> bATShiT crAzy baNana fACes aRe prOof FaIrfax iS
> lanD oF SNAKeS aNd,thEY dO noT cARe,baTShiT crAzy
I agree Bleh. People of Fairfax are entitled. Whether its snakes or their own ego's, they are all about themselves and themselves.
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> BLEH iN olD toWn FaIrfaX peOplEs ceLebRate snAkes
> wOmeN iN snaKes meN weAr sNakE haTs taKe sIgnS
> wIth caT heAds waLk aRouND sinGinG haPpy sonGs
> bATShiT crAzy baNana fACes aRe prOof FaIrfax iS
> lanD oF SNAKeS aNd,thEY dO noT cARe,baTShiT crAzy
I agree Bleh. People of Fairfax are entitled. Whether its snakes or their own ego's, they are all about themselves and themselves.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: July 21, 2012 06:01PM
BLEH, maybe you should take your girlfriend Amy on a vacation for a few days. God knows, you deserve it. Wherever you go just make sure it is some place where there are no banana faces, women with fire eyes or double dipping mother fuckers or anyone or anything that is batshit crazy.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
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Date: July 22, 2012 10:21AM
BLEH must be sleeping in today huh
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 22, 2012 12:06PM
BLEH wENT tO fUdd RuCKers sInGiNg haMburgerS haPpy tiMes sNaKes iN paRkiNg loTs oNe bATSHIT crAzy boSs,maN thRoW saCks,oF SNAKES oN taBlE cliFF tOok baG ouT aNd puT thEm iN baNanA,faCes suNrOof enJOy yoUR rIde moTherfucKER scReaMiNg dOwN thE strEeT oF SNAKeS iN FaIrFaX baNaNa fACE gO rIde doWn aNd rUn snAkes oVer wIth YOUr tIRes baNana faCe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: July 22, 2012 02:07PM
Cliff sounds like a guy with a great sense of humor. 'Enjoy your ride motherfucker', indeed!
BLEH, today I opened up the side door of our equipment shed and guess what I was confronted with? A FUCKING SNAKE!!!! You're constantly warning us about snakes in food establishments, buses, streets, token machines, etc ... but what about equipment sheds? You really let me down today. I'm still a fan and not ready to call you a batshit bananaface double-dipping motherfucker or anything like that, but it's time to step up your game, buddy.
BLEH, today I opened up the side door of our equipment shed and guess what I was confronted with? A FUCKING SNAKE!!!! You're constantly warning us about snakes in food establishments, buses, streets, token machines, etc ... but what about equipment sheds? You really let me down today. I'm still a fan and not ready to call you a batshit bananaface double-dipping motherfucker or anything like that, but it's time to step up your game, buddy.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: July 22, 2012 03:29PM
@Banana Face, I think with all of the kindness and warnings that Bleh has been accurate thus far, his predictions are better than the likes of Doug Hill and Bob Ryan. Give our not so bat shit crazy friend another chance. LOL.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 23, 2012 10:16AM
BLEH teRIBLe daY wEnT tO MaC doNaLds taLkEd tO paN KaKEs wEnt tO couRt fOr drUnk baTShiT craZy judgE saIs yOu aRe drUnk nO yoU aRe a dRuNk banAna faCe baTShiT craZy moTherfuckeR prOllY naKed unDer blaCk roBe noW haVe tO gO clAsseS aS baTShIt crazY baNanA faCe miNd yOuR fUckinG bUsinEss dO yoU tHinK peOples likE yOu sTop sMashinG yoUr peT snaKe oN thE heAd wIth thE gaVel At yoUr taBeL anD yOU keeP yOur haNds ouT oF yoUt pOcketS snAkeS bitE fiNgeRs buT caLM doWn baNana fACE
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 23, 2012 10:25AM
What is the proper protocol for conversation with pancakes?
I mean, is it considered rude to put on the maple syrup before you talk?
Bleh, glad to see you didn't take any guff from that banana face, just because he's a judge!
I mean, is it considered rude to put on the maple syrup before you talk?
Bleh, glad to see you didn't take any guff from that banana face, just because he's a judge!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: July 23, 2012 10:56AM
Thanks for sharing BLEH. As always, you are quite the story teller. I was literally on edge of my seat the whole time reading about your court date! Good for you telling that judge that he was drunk. I was doing fist pumps in the office.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 23, 2012 11:54AM
BLEH baTShit crAZY bOrDeRs bOoks iS noW,goLfsmiTh sTore fOr goLf gaMe oF BanaNa facEs waNt caLm tIME aNd thEse baTShiT craZY peOplEs maDe boRdErS disApEAR nO coFee bOokS buT baNaNa faCes iN faNcy CloSe,wAtchIng oUt fOr snAkes NaN wIth snAke On nEck swIngIng gOlf stIck snAke fliEs iNtO winDow blooDy sNake guTs smeaRed oN wiNdow liKe iTs tHis baNaNa faCes faulT goiNg tO fiND clIff anD boRderS baTShiT craZy fuCkiNg FaIrfax laNd oF SNAKeS anD boSs maN baNana fACEs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 23, 2012 12:12PM
Don't you hate that? Here is the ONE place, Borders, where it is almost guarenteed quiet time, and it's replaced by a batshit crazy, banana faced den of snakes.
Where the heck CAN a man go for a little quiet time, WITHOUT snakes, banana faced boss men, bitches with spininng heads or some double dipping mother lover?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/23/2012 12:12PM by BEH.
Where the heck CAN a man go for a little quiet time, WITHOUT snakes, banana faced boss men, bitches with spininng heads or some double dipping mother lover?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/23/2012 12:12PM by BEH.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
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Date: July 23, 2012 12:19PM
As much as I love you BLEH, fairfax just seems so unforgiving to you. Maybe you should look into moving to a place that isn't so filled with snakes.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 23, 2012 01:33PM
BLEH doCtOr OlSon iS baTShiT craZY fInN taKes tO doCtOr haVe tO gO To baNanA faCE foR treAtmEntS taKes cloSe oFf anD maKes snAkE biTe aSs dO yOu knOw hOw mUch iT,huRtS tO haVe A SnAKe laTch oN to yOuR aSshole wIth iTs teeTh baNaNa fACE duNkinG heaD unDer waTeR witH eleCtric eeLs thIs iS thErapy yoU baTShiT crAZy snaKe loViNg banAna FaCe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 23, 2012 01:41PM
Bleh, question:
Is Doctor Olson standing directly behind you with his hands around your waist when you feel the snake going into your ass?
If the answer is "yes" I'd seek a second, less invasive , medical opinion.
Is Doctor Olson standing directly behind you with his hands around your waist when you feel the snake going into your ass?
If the answer is "yes" I'd seek a second, less invasive , medical opinion.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: July 23, 2012 03:24PM
BEH is correct, as usual.
First the girl who turned out to have testicles, now Dr. Olson has an asshole-biting snake. Penthouse Forum has nothing on this thread!
First the girl who turned out to have testicles, now Dr. Olson has an asshole-biting snake. Penthouse Forum has nothing on this thread!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 23, 2012 03:35PM
BLEH wENT oVeR To nooDels anD coMpaNy wIth AMY foR luncH woMan wIth haIr neT anD snaKe aT sOoP couNTeR fuCk oFf baTShiT craZy yES peOpLes oF FaIrfaX waNt tO sEe,giaNt snaKes bY thE sOoP baR,baTShiT craZy CiNdy maDe heR usUaL heAd sPiNniNg aPpeaR anCe,iT iS reAlly geTtiNg iN thE waY oF daTe tiMe wiTh AmY wheN thIs baNana fACE whOs heAd iS spinnInG gET youR owN taBel siT iN thE secTion whEre thE snAKeS weRE eaTinG the ChaIrS anD taBels
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: July 23, 2012 03:39PM
BLEH, couldn't agree more - nothing says 'cock block' like a batshit crazy chick with her head spinning.
Sounds like you could use a wing man to assist with you getting some date time with Amy, I'd suggest seeing if JJ or that double-dipping mother fucker Finn are up to the task.
Sounds like you could use a wing man to assist with you getting some date time with Amy, I'd suggest seeing if JJ or that double-dipping mother fucker Finn are up to the task.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: July 23, 2012 03:47PM
Bleh, forgive me for spitting up water all over myself. I'm trying not to be a banana face, but your lessons are funny, but at the same time, have significance for all of us in Fairfax.
There are a lot of women in Fairfax with heads spinning. Find a hot one without this. That has gotta be irritating. Also, I concur with you, Noodles and Company is not the best place to eat. While I did not see any snakes on my last visit, I did notice the sodium levels were a bit high.
There are a lot of women in Fairfax with heads spinning. Find a hot one without this. That has gotta be irritating. Also, I concur with you, Noodles and Company is not the best place to eat. While I did not see any snakes on my last visit, I did notice the sodium levels were a bit high.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 24, 2012 07:30AM
BLEH wENT tO FAirfAx tOwN ceNteR laSt niGht wiTh AmY cliFf baTShit cRAZY heAd sPiNniNg CIndy FiNn jJ dAw,baRmaN movIe diD nOt liKe fouNtaInS oF SNAKeS ouT frOnT thE baNaNa fACE wHo maDe thiS uS baTShiT craZy weNT tO reI rOde biKe aRouNd sTorE crUshiNg snAkeS undEr tiRes boSs maN anGry fuCk oFf miNd yOurS baNaNa fACE AmY likEd tHe sTore bUt upSet bY snaKes iN boAT secKtioN anD moVie scaRed jJ wiTH loTs oF snAkes iN seaT theAter oF SNAKeS baTShiT crAzy CiNdy anD thAt sPinniNg fuckinG heaD gEt poPcoRns iN meSs anD anGeR baNaNa faCeS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 24, 2012 09:38AM
BLEH wENT tO doCtOR OLsOn tOok sNaKe aWaY frOm aSshoLe beTter nOw wEnt tO teSts doCtoR OlSOn maKe BLeH puT fiNgeRs iN bOx smasH uP aNd DOWn theN snAkeS iN bOX staRt biTIng fIngeRs baTShiT craZy spenD tIme iN waTeR wiTH elEctric eEls noT siNgiNg haMbuRGeRS baNaNa iN mouTh duCk taPed tO giaNt snAke oN doCtoR OlSonS ceIliNg wEnT tO doCtOR olSOnS offiCe winDow hE haNgs BLeH frOm feeT forCed tO looK aT snaKes anD baNaNa faCes On maPle sTreeT baTShit cRAZY upsIde doWn thEy aRe stiLL theRe doCtoR,OlsOn thIs iS baTShIt cRaZY noW tIme tO gO tO jaMminG jaVa wIth AMY foR caLm tIME
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: July 24, 2012 09:53AM
BLEH, I'm not feeling too comfortable about this Doctor Olson. Snakes biting assholes and bananas in mouth sounds a little creepy to me.
Enjoy your calm time at Jamming Java with Amy! May you both enjoy a batshit crazy spinning head Cindy-free time.
Enjoy your calm time at Jamming Java with Amy! May you both enjoy a batshit crazy spinning head Cindy-free time.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 24, 2012 11:04AM
BLEH teRIBLe gO tO jaMmiNG jaVa haVe gOoD tIme WITh AMy baTShit cRAZY boZo jeRk faCe fINN HoRace gEt iN waY oF caLm tIME HoRAce dO yoU noT unDerstAnd sHut thE fucK uP sTop sTuffiNg snAkes iN yoUr closE thIs maCho buLl ShiT iS nOt goIng tO aTtracT womEn aT jammINg jaVA baNaNa fACE gO haNg ouT wIth thE heAd sPinnEr fOol jusT fuckiNg onE hoUR dOubLe dIppiNg fINN aNd HoraCe wIth thE tuFF maN acT yeaH thUgs waLk inTo caLm tIME wIth sNAKes baNana faCE,miNd yOUrS keeP youR snaKes ouT sidE
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: July 24, 2012 11:05AM
Absolutely, BLEH! If anybody deserves a little quiet time is YOU. Take Amy to Jamin Java and enjoy the day with her. Remember BLEH, just be careful. Snakes seem to strike when you least expect it so don’t let your guard down.
I’ll be sure to check in later on today to find out how your date with Amy went.
Why do I get the feeling that BLEH’s trip to Jamin Java will be anything but quiet?
I’ll be sure to check in later on today to find out how your date with Amy went.
Why do I get the feeling that BLEH’s trip to Jamin Java will be anything but quiet?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 24, 2012 12:09PM
BLEH gOt jOb aT aRmy naVy goLf Club iN FaIrFaX wIll bE a caDdY noT sUre wHaT thiS iS buT heT tO waTcH puT fOr snAKEs and gET moNey gET tO inViTe AmY anD BlEH crEw tO gooD tiMes maYBe caLm tIME caN haPpen leArN frOm baNaNa faCes keeP thEM saFe frOm snAkes anD goInG tO stEal tHeRe gOlF bAllS frOm thEse baTShiT crAZY baNana fACEs aNd seLl theM tO them douBLe dIppiNg fINN wIll bE jeLouS baTShiT craZy poLo sHiRt,I Do noT likE buT snAkes dO nOt StaNd A chANce noW
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
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Date: July 24, 2012 01:38PM
youre a dishwasher and now a caddy at the army nacy golf club?
u double dippin banana face motherfucker
u double dippin banana face motherfucker
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: July 24, 2012 02:01PM
BLEH, are you sure that taking a job as a caddy is a smart move? I would think you will run into lots of snakes.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 24, 2012 03:11PM
BLEH noW hAVE oraNgE shiRt thAt saiS aRmy nAvy gOlF cOurSe FaIrfaX meT wiTh boSs maN miSteR duNigaN hE iS nOt a BaNaNa faCe loTs oF tHEm oN whAt thEy cAll thE grEens baTShiT craZy pEoplEs weAriNg faNcy cloSE bATShit crAzY snaKes iN miSteR dUnigAns oFfice tOmoRow sTarT iN moRninG aS caDdy miSter dUnigaN iS giVinG moNey fOr carRyinG baGs anD keePinG peopLEs aWaY frOm sNAkeS scARed a bIt bY baTShiT crAzy peOplEs nO snAkes iN baGs lEFt CinDy iN caR dO noT thiNk miSter duNigaN wooD llikE heAD spiNniNg womEn caN noT waIt tO taKe goLf baLlS anD sEll thEm tO baTShit cRAZY snAke loVinG baNana fACEs cLiFf goT inTo yeLlIng maTch wiTh baNana fACE iN dIniNg hAll miNd yOUR buSinEss baNana fACE
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: July 24, 2012 04:04PM
BLEH once again, you have absolutely outdone yourself. I have now done a 180 on my opinion as to whether taking a job as a caddy was the right move for you. It most definitely was. Sure you may find yourself in danger from sNakEs but, as always, your motives are pure and selfless. Once again, and in truly heroic fashion, you are putting the safety of others (people playing golf in this case) above your own. We have come to expect nothing less from you BLEH!
There is nobody better qualified to be a caddy in Fairfax than you BLEH…Nobody!!!
A couple questions:
1) What kind of health insurance do they offer their employees at the golf course?
2) Who did you get into a yelling match with in the cafeteria?
There is nobody better qualified to be a caddy in Fairfax than you BLEH…Nobody!!!
A couple questions:
1) What kind of health insurance do they offer their employees at the golf course?
2) Who did you get into a yelling match with in the cafeteria?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: July 24, 2012 04:11PM
TheNorthman Wrote:
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> BLEH once again, you have absolutely outdone
> yourself. I have now done a 180 on my opinion as
> to whether taking a job as a caddy was the right
> move for you. It most definitely was. Sure you
> may find yourself in danger from sNakEs but, as
> always, your motives are pure and selfless. Once
> again, and in truly heroic fashion, you are
> putting the safety of others (people playing golf
> in this case) above your own. We have come to
> expect nothing less from you BLEH!
Well, that and he gets an orange shirt!
>>
> 2) Who did you get into a yelling match with in
> the cafeteria?
Pretty sure that was Cliff, not BLEH. BLEH doesn't seem like the yelling type. Cliff's the same wacky guy who threw a bunch of snakes through the sun roof of that parked car a couple of days ago, this was followed by a typical BLEH classic line, 'enJOy yoUR rIde moTherfucKER'!
Also, we had a new character introducted today, Horace the tuff guy. He appears to be a buddy of that double-dipping mother-fucker Finn so could be bad news.
Why pay for HBO when you can sit back and enjoy BLEH's posts for free?!?!!
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> BLEH once again, you have absolutely outdone
> yourself. I have now done a 180 on my opinion as
> to whether taking a job as a caddy was the right
> move for you. It most definitely was. Sure you
> may find yourself in danger from sNakEs but, as
> always, your motives are pure and selfless. Once
> again, and in truly heroic fashion, you are
> putting the safety of others (people playing golf
> in this case) above your own. We have come to
> expect nothing less from you BLEH!
Well, that and he gets an orange shirt!
>>
> 2) Who did you get into a yelling match with in
> the cafeteria?
Pretty sure that was Cliff, not BLEH. BLEH doesn't seem like the yelling type. Cliff's the same wacky guy who threw a bunch of snakes through the sun roof of that parked car a couple of days ago, this was followed by a typical BLEH classic line, 'enJOy yoUR rIde moTherfucKER'!
Also, we had a new character introducted today, Horace the tuff guy. He appears to be a buddy of that double-dipping mother-fucker Finn so could be bad news.
Why pay for HBO when you can sit back and enjoy BLEH's posts for free?!?!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: July 24, 2012 05:27PM
Wow. I sit back in amazement. Agreed Northman and Bananaface. Speaking of which, you should register on here. That's a cool name, and due to the great influence of Bleh, and the abundance of Banana Faces in Virginia(High concentration in Fairfax), I think it would be a great way to honor Bleh, who has inspired us.
I am inspired. After a day that wasn't entirely pleasant, I can go to bed tonight, and sleep comfortably, knowing that Bleh will be gainfully employed, and do productive work in our community. Thank you is in order to Bleh, whom I wish shirts could be made up, such as "I'm for Bleh", because he is proof that despite numerous hardships, he just keeps trudging along. This is a battle hardened man, who just keeps going. And that is respect.
Bleh, a compliment. I think you made a wise decision keeping a woman with a spinning head away from a prospective employer. Your business accumen is improving. Now to learn typing.
I am inspired. After a day that wasn't entirely pleasant, I can go to bed tonight, and sleep comfortably, knowing that Bleh will be gainfully employed, and do productive work in our community. Thank you is in order to Bleh, whom I wish shirts could be made up, such as "I'm for Bleh", because he is proof that despite numerous hardships, he just keeps trudging along. This is a battle hardened man, who just keeps going. And that is respect.
Bleh, a compliment. I think you made a wise decision keeping a woman with a spinning head away from a prospective employer. Your business accumen is improving. Now to learn typing.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 25, 2012 07:44AM
A lot has happened in a couple of days!
Bleh is beginning to blossom against the backdrop of the snake and banana faced land of Fairfax.
He's gainfully employed, runs with a crew , and has a chick.
A lot more than I can say for myself, actually.
Here I am with no snakes or banana faces to deal with,and yet I have no where near the social life that Bleh has.
Count me in as an admirer of Bleh , not only for his self -styled writing , but for being a man of the world.
Bleh is beginning to blossom against the backdrop of the snake and banana faced land of Fairfax.
He's gainfully employed, runs with a crew , and has a chick.
A lot more than I can say for myself, actually.
Here I am with no snakes or banana faces to deal with,and yet I have no where near the social life that Bleh has.
Count me in as an admirer of Bleh , not only for his self -styled writing , but for being a man of the world.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ito
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Date: July 25, 2012 09:41AM
This is is how I picture BLEH (just add sNaKeS and BaNNaNa FaCeS):
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: July 25, 2012 09:48AM
Ito Wrote:
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> This is is how I picture BLEH (just add sNaKeS and
> BaNNaNa FaCeS):
>
Ha! That and one of the good-looking ladies on his arms would have to have a spinning head, if not fire in her eyes.
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> This is is how I picture BLEH (just add sNaKeS and
> BaNNaNa FaCeS):
>
Ha! That and one of the good-looking ladies on his arms would have to have a spinning head, if not fire in her eyes.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 25, 2012 11:35AM
BLEHoN firSt brEak haViNg luNch iN caFaTerIa aT FAirfAx aRmy nAvy clUB thErE aRe loTs oF baNaNa faCes,hEre baNaNa faCes iN evEry dIrecTion aS faR aS yOu caN sEe,miSter duNigaN iS noT baNanA faCe noW a caDdy caRry baGs oF baTShiT craZy goLf pLaYerS onE,oF theM haD snAkes iN hiS baG aT hoLe fivE scReamiNg snaKe biTes bLeHs fIngeR whEn geTtiNg baLl nuRSe iN buIldiNg clEanS cuTs anD putS baNdage oN iT tHis jOb iS gOoD goT fifTeeN goLf baLls tO seLl aNd snAkes,iN thE,caFaterIa thrOWn inTo fiRe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 25, 2012 01:29PM
BLEH miSteR dUnigaN sTopped woRk toDay comE bAcK tOmOrrow baTShiT craZy sNaKe deN aT hoLe nIne puT fIrewoRkS inSiDe thE snAke dEn aNd maDe loUd noiSe snAKes dO boT maKe iT miSteR duNigAn aNgrY poInTs fiNgeR gEt oUt bAnaNa faCe muST waNt snAkes oN goLf couRsE baTShiT craZy goInG tO sEe AMy FiNn JJ HoRaCe and baTShiT craZy heAd spInniNg CinDy clIff aT jaMminG jAva fOr caLm tiMe aLl ovEr goLf couRse snAKes bAnana faCes iN thE NoRth baNana faCes iN thE,souTh baNana fACes iN thE eAsT baNana faCes iN thE weSt goT teN moRe goLf baLls FInn iS goiNg tO seLl theM anD gEt somE wiNe noW tiMe foR caLm tiMe trY tO dO gooD joB miSteR dUniGan juSt doEs noT geT iT fiNe BlEh wOrkS tOmorrow buT nO snAkes anD caDdy tiMe foR baNana faCes whO aRe FaIrfaX snAke loVeRs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: July 25, 2012 02:24PM
Didn't want to jinx you BLEH, but I had a bad feeling something like this would happen. Oh well, even if it doesn't work out at least you got a nice orange shirt out of the deal.
Out of curiosity besides Mister Dunigan what was the reaction of the golfers when you put the fireworks in the nine hole? Wish I could have seen that!
Also, not to sound like your father or anything but do you really think it's a good idea to have a double-dipping mother fucker like Finn sell your golf balls?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/25/2012 02:25PM by BananaFace.
Out of curiosity besides Mister Dunigan what was the reaction of the golfers when you put the fireworks in the nine hole? Wish I could have seen that!
Also, not to sound like your father or anything but do you really think it's a good idea to have a double-dipping mother fucker like Finn sell your golf balls?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/25/2012 02:25PM by BananaFace.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 25, 2012 02:27PM
Tiger Woods is looking for a new caddy.
I nominate Bleh.
I nominate Bleh.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: July 25, 2012 04:11PM
Ok I'm a bit confused here. Did BLEH get sent home from work? Did he get fired? or get fed up and just leave?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
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Date: July 25, 2012 04:34PM
I think BLEH put some sort of firework in the golf hole to get rid of the snakes, but banana face wanted the snakes in the hole, so he got told to leave. then BLEH left?
we'll have to see if he goes back to work.
we'll have to see if he goes back to work.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: July 25, 2012 05:51PM
Northman-I think Bleh said something about coming back tomorrow. Damn, for such a great guy, who has inspired us all, with his wit and telling it like it is, I do wish he could take some typing classes.
Bleh, there are a lot of banana faces, no doubt. They are probably more of them on golf courses, than anywhere else I can think of in Fairfax. Enjoy some "calm time," and like Happy Gilmore did, just try again. Generally fireworks aren't acceptable on golf courses though.
Bleh, there are a lot of banana faces, no doubt. They are probably more of them on golf courses, than anywhere else I can think of in Fairfax. Enjoy some "calm time," and like Happy Gilmore did, just try again. Generally fireworks aren't acceptable on golf courses though.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 26, 2012 06:23AM
BLEH whAt kiNd oF plAce FAirfAx iS tO be In aT MaC dONaLds spEaKiNg tO paNkAkEs aNd thEy giVe aLL kiNds oF haPpy tAlks SnaKeS sIt oN taBelS anD nO onE giVes a ShiT a mAn sitS eaTiNg hiS neWspaper aT a TabeL reAds iT giAnT snaKes aRe oN hiS taBel a WomaN drInkiNg coFee baTs aWaY snaKes anD drInks coFee baTShiT crAzy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 26, 2012 07:02AM
I don't know about happy talking pancakes, but I sure had a pleasant chat with a jelly donut this morning.
I almost hated to eat it.
I almost hated to eat it.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: July 26, 2012 09:32AM
Well it’s going to be a big day for BLEH. After a rocky first day on the job at the golf course highlighted by BLEH planting an M-80 in a hole (to kill a snake) and subsequently being sent home, BLEH prepares for his second day at the Army-Navy Golf Course.
I will definitely be checking back here every hour or so eagerly anticipating the latest developments. BLEH, we all know you can do it!!!
I will definitely be checking back here every hour or so eagerly anticipating the latest developments. BLEH, we all know you can do it!!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: July 26, 2012 09:54AM
BLEH wEnt tO worK tOdaY aT FAIrfAX aRmy,naVy CluB whEre snaKe worShiPeRs plaY golf sPOrt oF bANaNa faCes miSteR dUnigaN aNGrY,aBouT oRaNge,sHiRt,haViNg sNaKe bLooD oN iT baTShIt craZy baNaNa faCe hE upSet bY paNts,PoCkeTS fUll oF gOlf bAllS fuCk hIm baNanA faCe,miNd yoUr owN tOday fInN dOuBlE dIppiNg mOTherfuckeR wIll sEll theM heAd spINniNg CinDy iS maKinG hoT doGs oN thE grIll HOraCe JJ AmY iN gOlf caRtS drInkINg bEeRs drIvinG goLf caRts ruNniNg ovEr alL thE snAkes fRom lAsT niGhTs eaRthqauaKE baTShiT craZy snaKes anD,baNana faCes aLl ovEr,thE grAss,
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 26, 2012 10:01AM
I love the line "where snake worshipers play golf, sport of banana faces".
Bleh is a modern day, hallucinating John Steinbeck.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/26/2012 10:01AM by BEH.
Bleh is a modern day, hallucinating John Steinbeck.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/26/2012 10:01AM by BEH.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 26, 2012 11:44AM
BLEH fuCkiNg soDA machInE tRY tO giVe moNey foR sOda baTShiT crAzY hoT ouT heRe sOda maChine saIs gO fuCK yOur SelF fuCk yOu bAnanA fAce puNch maChine yeLls fOr mistER dUnigaN hE cOmEs ouTsiDe poIntiNg hIs fInger yElliNg juMpinG uP anD dowN wOman wiTh fiRe eYes coMes bEhiNd hiM laFINg aNd snaKes stARt flYiNg oUt oF thE maChiNe baNaNa faCe goLF plaYers dO nOt caRe abOut sNakes flYiNg oUt oN thE waLl baTShiT cRaZy baNaNa faCes juSt waNt tO plAy,thErE,baTShiT craZy gaMe miSteR duNigan nO,morE caDdy joB bUt noW haVe TO piCk uP goLf baLls thAT wiLl maKe paNts hEavy dOublE DIPper moThErfUckEr FiNn iS goiNg tO gEt moNey fOr wiNe cAn taKe AmY tO dEnnYs nOw fuCk you baTShiT craZy baNana faCe mistEr dUnigaN anD yoUr deN oF snAkes nOw goiNg tO makE,moRe monEy theN caRryING bAgs oF snAKes foR baNana faCeS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: July 26, 2012 12:04PM
Well, that didn't last long did it? But honestly, I'm not sure I could work at an establishment where a soda machine says 'gO fuCK yOur SelF fuCk yOu bAnanA fAce'. What ever happened to good customer service?!?
Did you at least get to keep your orange shirt, snake blood and all?
And as if Cindy and her spinning head isn't enough, the woman with fire eyes has returned.
Another episode of "As the (BLEHs) World Turns"
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/26/2012 12:05PM by BananaFace.
Did you at least get to keep your orange shirt, snake blood and all?
And as if Cindy and her spinning head isn't enough, the woman with fire eyes has returned.
Another episode of "As the (BLEHs) World Turns"
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/26/2012 12:05PM by BananaFace.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 26, 2012 12:24PM
Bleh, aren't you the least concerned that the double dipping motherfucker Finn is taking Amy to Denny's? I thought she was your girl?
I guess Finn's shenanigans have expanded to triple dipping, if you catch my drift.
I guess Finn's shenanigans have expanded to triple dipping, if you catch my drift.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 26, 2012 01:06PM
Alas, I suppose it was not meant to be. Oh well, such is life. I know BLEH will continue soldiering on in spite this latest road bump, just as he has done in the past.
BananaFace Wrote:
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> Well, that didn't last long did it? But honestly,
> I'm not sure I could work at an establishment
> where a soda machine says 'gO fuCK yOur SelF fuCk
> yOu bAnanA fAce'. What ever happened to good
> customer service?!?
You ask an excellent question BananaFace. To think I almost missed that one. BLEH's posts often require several people to analyze them lest something important (like a cursing soda machine or talking pancake) be missed.
BEH Wrote:
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> I guess Finn's shenanigans have expanded to triple
> dipping, if you catch my drift.
I certainly hope and pray that you are wrong on this one BEH. In a life fraught by turmoil, Amy has been the one good thing that BLEH (and his readers/supporters) could count on consistently.
But that double dipping mutherfucker Finn is not to be trusted.
1) Could somebody do a quick rundown on some of the main characters in BLEH’s life.
2) Is Finn a good guy or a bad guy
3) What about JJ and cindy?
BananaFace Wrote:
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> Well, that didn't last long did it? But honestly,
> I'm not sure I could work at an establishment
> where a soda machine says 'gO fuCK yOur SelF fuCk
> yOu bAnanA fAce'. What ever happened to good
> customer service?!?
You ask an excellent question BananaFace. To think I almost missed that one. BLEH's posts often require several people to analyze them lest something important (like a cursing soda machine or talking pancake) be missed.
BEH Wrote:
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> I guess Finn's shenanigans have expanded to triple
> dipping, if you catch my drift.
I certainly hope and pray that you are wrong on this one BEH. In a life fraught by turmoil, Amy has been the one good thing that BLEH (and his readers/supporters) could count on consistently.
But that double dipping mutherfucker Finn is not to be trusted.
1) Could somebody do a quick rundown on some of the main characters in BLEH’s life.
2) Is Finn a good guy or a bad guy
3) What about JJ and cindy?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 26, 2012 01:37PM
BLEH sO maNy snAkes oN tHE cUe buS toDay baTShiT crAzy boSs man openS wiNdoWs throWs ouT snAkes baNana faCe saIs siT doWn siT doWn aNd drIvE yOu baTShiT craZy baNaNa FaCe oN yOuR boUncY seAt wIth sNakes aLl ovEr yOur bUS maYbe YoU sHooD paY attEntiOn oR iS iT FaIrFax laNd oF snAKes thAt maKes yOu a BliNd baNana faCe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: July 26, 2012 01:54PM
BLEH, have you ever seen a snake covered in ticks?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Gross shit
()
Date: July 26, 2012 02:20PM
Ok I'm about going to puke. As much as I hate snakes, I feel bad for that one. Where in the hell is that from?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: July 26, 2012 02:25PM
Gross shit Wrote:
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> Where in the hell is that from?
The first three pics are from an Australian veterinarian forum.
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> Where in the hell is that from?
The first three pics are from an Australian veterinarian forum.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 26, 2012 03:35PM
BLEH teRIBLe weNt tO DocToR KaTzEn saT iN chaIr dOctor brInGs ouT aLl kinds oF caRds whaT dO yoU SeE wHaT DO yOu sEe snAkeS docToR baNana fACE evErY fUckiNg caRd dO yOu reAlly thInK jaMmiNg blEhS haNds oN tOp oF stoVe wHilE yeLlinG thEre aRe nO snaKes iS goiNg tO heLp wHEn FaIrfaX haS sO fuCkiNg maNy oF theM a lAir oF snAKes A dEN wHat eVeR yoU waNt tO caLl iT sycHotiC sYChiaTrust yoU baTShiT craZy moTher fuCker yeaH siT iN a chaIr uPsidE doWn oN thE ceIliNg aS snAkes haNg oN tO thE,ceIliNg faN anD sEe wHat yoU thInK baNana fACE aS iF siTtiNg lockeD uP iN a yElloW ziPped uP blaNkeT iS goiNg tO bE,helpfUl yoU aRe noThiNg buT a baNanaFace baSkeTcaSe wHo liCks sUpeR gluE
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ito
()
Date: July 26, 2012 03:39PM
> yoU aRe noThiNg buT a baNanaFace baSkeTcaSe wHo liCks sUpeR gluE
Best insult ever.
Best insult ever.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
()
Date: July 26, 2012 04:14PM
TheNorthman Wrote:
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>
> 1) Could somebody do a quick rundown on some of
> the main characters in BLEH’s life.
>
What the hell, I'll give a stab:
JJ
Amy
Cindy (with the spinning head)
Finn (double-dipping.. well, you know)
Julio
Cliff (the prankster)
Horace (the tuff guy)
Dr. Kratzen
Dr. Olson (who stuffs bananas in mouths and has a snake that bites touch holes - don't ask)
Mr. Dunigan
There's also the talking pancakes, singing hamburgers, and a token machine that bites fingers.
The CUE bus driver who is always telling BLEH to 'sit down!'
The lady with eyes on fire. No name but she torments BLEH on the bus and was recently spotted laughing at BLEH while Mr. Dunigan fired him.
And of course, the Banana Face Bossman who seems to be several different people during BLEHs exploits.
Favorite place for calm time: Jamin Java
Most common place for snake drama seems to be the CUE bus.
And last but certainly not least... the SNAKES.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/26/2012 04:37PM by BananaFace.
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>
> 1) Could somebody do a quick rundown on some of
> the main characters in BLEH’s life.
>
What the hell, I'll give a stab:
JJ
Amy
Cindy (with the spinning head)
Finn (double-dipping.. well, you know)
Julio
Cliff (the prankster)
Horace (the tuff guy)
Dr. Kratzen
Dr. Olson (who stuffs bananas in mouths and has a snake that bites touch holes - don't ask)
Mr. Dunigan
There's also the talking pancakes, singing hamburgers, and a token machine that bites fingers.
The CUE bus driver who is always telling BLEH to 'sit down!'
The lady with eyes on fire. No name but she torments BLEH on the bus and was recently spotted laughing at BLEH while Mr. Dunigan fired him.
And of course, the Banana Face Bossman who seems to be several different people during BLEHs exploits.
Favorite place for calm time: Jamin Java
Most common place for snake drama seems to be the CUE bus.
And last but certainly not least... the SNAKES.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/26/2012 04:37PM by BananaFace.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 26, 2012 04:20PM
Ito Wrote:
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> > yoU aRe noThiNg buT a baNanaFace baSkeTcaSe wHo
> liCks sUpeR gluE
>
> Best insult ever.
BLEH has certainly never been afraid to stand up to authority figures. Just yesterday he shouted down a judge who accused him of having consumed alcohol before his court appearance and told him "nO yoU aRe a dRuNk banAna faCe baTShiT craZy moTherfuckeR prOllY naKed unDer blaCk roBe”.
Today he told his boss ” fuCk you baTShiT craZy baNana faCe mistEr dUnigaN anD yoUr deN oF snAkes”.
@eesh: Those are some disturbing photos.
@ BananaFace: Thanks!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/26/2012 04:21PM by TheNorthman.
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> > yoU aRe noThiNg buT a baNanaFace baSkeTcaSe wHo
> liCks sUpeR gluE
>
> Best insult ever.
BLEH has certainly never been afraid to stand up to authority figures. Just yesterday he shouted down a judge who accused him of having consumed alcohol before his court appearance and told him "nO yoU aRe a dRuNk banAna faCe baTShiT craZy moTherfuckeR prOllY naKed unDer blaCk roBe”.
Today he told his boss ” fuCk you baTShiT craZy baNana faCe mistEr dUnigaN anD yoUr deN oF snAkes”.
@eesh: Those are some disturbing photos.
@ BananaFace: Thanks!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/26/2012 04:21PM by TheNorthman.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 26, 2012 04:37PM
@BEH or Northman, alright, on an unrelated note, I forgot which one of you posted about Meade Skelton's "Talking in Circles," but I want to thank you for making me laugh/sick at the same time. The worst song ever, and it should be played at Guantanamo Bay every single day.
Props Banana Face, I can't keep up with the amount of folks Bleh brings up. Well except the snakes, that appear to be in every facet of his life.
Bleh, you have provided a side of Fairfax I was not aware of. You are not always making wise decisions, but I admire your gung ho personality. If I had a company, I'd hire you.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/26/2012 04:39PM by NRA 75.
Props Banana Face, I can't keep up with the amount of folks Bleh brings up. Well except the snakes, that appear to be in every facet of his life.
Bleh, you have provided a side of Fairfax I was not aware of. You are not always making wise decisions, but I admire your gung ho personality. If I had a company, I'd hire you.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/26/2012 04:39PM by NRA 75.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 27, 2012 09:26AM
BLEH miSteR dUniGan iS baTShiT craZy baNaNa faCe wHo sImpliY doEs noT gEt iT opEn yOur eYes bAnaNa faCe tOday fIred fRom FAirfaX aRmy naVy goLf couRse laNd oF numbErs oF aRmiYs oF snAKes anD unIts oF baNana faCeS rUde fuCkinG sodA maChiNes anD fuCk them hOt fifty goLf baLls,linInG paNts gOt thEre orAnge shIrt miSter dUniGan dO yoU shOw,uP oN tiMe tO worK WhEn eaTen bY a SnaKe hoW maNy tImeS yOu laTe yoU likE,riDiNG aRouNd iN a SnaKe AMD sTill maKinG iT tO woRk bAnaNa faCe yoU aRe baTShiT craZy,aNd iF yOu waNt TO plAy a GamE oF goLf whIlE haViNg yOuR fiNgeRs biTten bY snAke tEetH perHapS arMy naVY aNd miSter dUnIgaN caN geT yoU iN foR rOunds oF swOllen fiNgeRs anD snAke shIt coVerEd shOes buNch oF fuCkINg baNana faCeS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 27, 2012 09:46AM
3 giagantic jpeg files totaling almost 7 megs??? Thanks for fucking up the formatinng of this thread for the next 80 posts...especially considering these pics have nothing to do with BLEH.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 27, 2012 11:35AM
BLEH baTShiT craZy tIme aT deNnys weNt wIth AmY thIs plAce iS fUll oF snAKes snAkes iN thze nEwsPAPER maChiNe thAt biTe yOuR fiNgeRs snAkes aT taBeLs snAkes iN kiTcHen snAkes seeM tO liKe deNnys whaT thE fUck a qUiEt cAlm dInnEr wIth AMY tuRns iNtO sUpper oF sNAKes yOu woUld thInk FaIrfaX wouLd aCcePt thE snAke prObLem dO yOu thInk iTs faIr bOss maN preSideNt oF FaIrfaX baNana fACE tO haVe snAkes oN evErY cOrner FaIrfax iS nOthiNg bUt laNd oF sNAKes anD baNana fACeS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 27, 2012 02:20PM
BLEH teRIBLe tImE aT baSking RoBbinS iN FaIrfaX baTShiT craZy tHirtY twO snAkes taKe AmY thEre aNd maN gIve icE creAm iN bucKeTs fUll oF snAKes jJ wenT flYiNg oUT thE wIndoW frOm thIS sHop oF SnAKes aNd HoRacE gOt inTo yeLliNg weith baNaNa fACE boSs maN wOrkiNg heRe sNaKes maKe tHis plAce moRe prOof thAt FaIrfaX iS a maJoR fuCkiNg groUnd foR snAkes aNd baNana fACeS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 27, 2012 02:27PM
Bleh, we are living in difficult, snake infested, banana faced times.
Back in the day we took calm time for granted, but these are the days of crazy times. Calm time is rare.
During these challenging moments, it is important for us to be united.
On behalf of myself and other interested parties , we commend you for your timely snake and banana face updates.
And I'm sure everyone will agree, we give all our support to you, in your endevour to overcome snakes and banana faces, not only in Fairfax, but worldwide.
Back in the day we took calm time for granted, but these are the days of crazy times. Calm time is rare.
During these challenging moments, it is important for us to be united.
On behalf of myself and other interested parties , we commend you for your timely snake and banana face updates.
And I'm sure everyone will agree, we give all our support to you, in your endevour to overcome snakes and banana faces, not only in Fairfax, but worldwide.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 27, 2012 03:08PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Bleh, we are living in difficult, snake infested,
> banana faced times.
>
> Back in the day we took calm time for granted, but
> these are the days of crazy times. Calm time is
> rare.
>
> During these challenging moments, it is important
> for us to be united.
I have already declared my allegiance to BLEH a couple of pages back. My loyalty will never falter.
> On behalf of myself and other interested parties ,
> we commend you for your timely snake and banana
> face updates.
>
> And I'm sure everyone will agree, we give all our
> support to you, in your endevour to overcome
> snakes and banana faces, not only in Fairfax, but
> worldwide.
My man!
You always got your eye on the big picture, much like BLEH himself. Forward think is one of many positive things that BLEH has taught all of us here.
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> Bleh, we are living in difficult, snake infested,
> banana faced times.
>
> Back in the day we took calm time for granted, but
> these are the days of crazy times. Calm time is
> rare.
>
> During these challenging moments, it is important
> for us to be united.
I have already declared my allegiance to BLEH a couple of pages back. My loyalty will never falter.
> On behalf of myself and other interested parties ,
> we commend you for your timely snake and banana
> face updates.
>
> And I'm sure everyone will agree, we give all our
> support to you, in your endevour to overcome
> snakes and banana faces, not only in Fairfax, but
> worldwide.
My man!
You always got your eye on the big picture, much like BLEH himself. Forward think is one of many positive things that BLEH has taught all of us here.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 27, 2012 03:35PM
Sorry Bleh for such a bad day, but please keep your head up. I depend on you to get through this banana faced world, and so do others.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Puddin Taint
()
Date: July 27, 2012 07:07PM
> maN gIve icE creAm iN bucKeTs fUll oF snAKes
This scares the shit out of me. Have the snakes overcome their aversion to the cold? Thank you for the warning Bleh
This scares the shit out of me. Have the snakes overcome their aversion to the cold? Thank you for the warning Bleh
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 27, 2012 08:15PM
Puddin Taint Wrote:
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> > maN gIve icE creAm iN bucKeTs fUll oF snAKes
>
> This scares the shit out of me. Have the snakes
> overcome their aversion to the cold? Thank you
> for the warning Bleh
Puddin', you aren't kidding. This isn't the first time I've been confused by one of Bleh's attempts to help Fairfax residents, but "man give ice cream in buckets full of snakes," leaves me wondering if there's more to this message. Is this some sort of parable? Or is it just Bleh being Bleh? I'm going to ponder this one for awhile, and not try not to go batshit crazy.
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> > maN gIve icE creAm iN bucKeTs fUll oF snAKes
>
> This scares the shit out of me. Have the snakes
> overcome their aversion to the cold? Thank you
> for the warning Bleh
Puddin', you aren't kidding. This isn't the first time I've been confused by one of Bleh's attempts to help Fairfax residents, but "man give ice cream in buckets full of snakes," leaves me wondering if there's more to this message. Is this some sort of parable? Or is it just Bleh being Bleh? I'm going to ponder this one for awhile, and not try not to go batshit crazy.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ito
()
Date: July 28, 2012 12:45AM
I'm sorry to read that BLEH lost his job at the golf course. I had high hopes that it would work out. Its probably double-dipping Finn's fault because he was stealing and selling the golf balls.
I hope BLEH finds a snake-free occupation soon. These are hard times, my friend.
I hope BLEH finds a snake-free occupation soon. These are hard times, my friend.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Puddin Taint
()
Date: July 28, 2012 08:07AM
^ baTShiT cRaZy baNaNa faCe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 28, 2012 08:08AM
I hope the piece of shit who keeps putting pics up that take up so much space, will get eaten by one of the snakes Bleh contends with. And fully digested, banana face.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Puddin Taint
()
Date: July 28, 2012 02:13PM
Snake soup must be on Panera's new summer menu. I've got to agree with Bleh, it doesn't sound very appealing. Thanks for the heads up... I'll be sure to stay away from Panera.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 28, 2012 08:13PM
Definitely the last time I will go to Panera Bread after learning that it is nothing but a baTShiT craZy dinEr oF SnAKes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 28, 2012 08:25PM
Northman, excellent catch. I had no idea that Panera was a "diner." Then again, maybe Bleh is on to something. We are becoming more like NJ in Fairfax :) As we know, they also have lots of "banana faces", and perhaps snakes too.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/28/2012 08:26PM by NRA 75.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/28/2012 08:26PM by NRA 75.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
RomulusandReamus
()
Date: July 28, 2012 09:20PM
Nothing to do with Fairfax and a stupid thread. Bite me.
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 28, 2012 09:28PM
Thanks for the great pics of space. One of my favorite subjects. ASStronomy, which you are an expert of. Please continue.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: July 29, 2012 11:08PM
Has BLEH talked about Wal Mart?
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 30, 2012 05:40AM
BLEH ouT oF FaIRfaX hoSpitaL baTshit cRazy CiNdY anD hER spiNniNg heAd caUz FiNn dOubLe diPpiNg motHERfUcker tO crAsH caR FAiRfaX hoSpital IS fULl oF SnAKes dOctoRs aRe baNana fACeS buT nuRse KAThy diD noT tHrow sNaKes iN thE beD fuCkiNg CiNdy aNs thaT heaD sPinniNg baTShiT craZy biTch yOu caUZ evEry peOples heAdacHes anD fInN doUble dIppiNg moTherfuckeR hAs a brOken jaw maY yoUr toEs bE,bItten bY ManY snaKes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 30, 2012 07:32AM
Damn, so I guess that explain why BLEH wasn't posting this weekend. Finn, the double-dipping, mother-fucker got distracting by batshit crazy, Cindy's spinning head while driving and crashed the car with BLEH in it. It all makes perfect sense now.
BLEH, I'm sorry to hear about the car accident but I'm certainly glad you're OK. Noticeably absent from the story was Amy. But it appears that BLEH may have found a diamond in the rough when it comes to women in Fairfax and their affinity for serpents...nurse Kathy did NOT throw any sNakEs into BLEH's bed during his stay. What a pleasant surprise that was!!!
Hate to say it but, in a way, I'm kind of glad that the double-dipping motherfucker Finn got a broken jaw. It serves him right. I bet both he and Cindy will be bitten by snakes in the hospital while BLEH is living it up all week long. Thanks for sharing BLEH.
BLEH, I'm sorry to hear about the car accident but I'm certainly glad you're OK. Noticeably absent from the story was Amy. But it appears that BLEH may have found a diamond in the rough when it comes to women in Fairfax and their affinity for serpents...nurse Kathy did NOT throw any sNakEs into BLEH's bed during his stay. What a pleasant surprise that was!!!
Hate to say it but, in a way, I'm kind of glad that the double-dipping motherfucker Finn got a broken jaw. It serves him right. I bet both he and Cindy will be bitten by snakes in the hospital while BLEH is living it up all week long. Thanks for sharing BLEH.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 30, 2012 07:33AM
We've heard about the dangers of drinking and driving.
We've been warned about texting behind the wheel.
However, for the first time, Bleh has made us aware of another accident causing activity hitherto unmentioned.
Head Spinning while driving is apparently even more dangerous than the aforementioned indiscretions.
Thank God Bleh is not seriously injured. The double dipping bastard himself Finn sustained a broken jaw.
This has been a public service announcement.
We've been warned about texting behind the wheel.
However, for the first time, Bleh has made us aware of another accident causing activity hitherto unmentioned.
Head Spinning while driving is apparently even more dangerous than the aforementioned indiscretions.
Thank God Bleh is not seriously injured. The double dipping bastard himself Finn sustained a broken jaw.
This has been a public service announcement.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 30, 2012 08:05AM
BLEH baCk At tHe bOoLevaRd hoTel iN baTShiT crAzy FaIrfaX iS oT tOo muCh tO asK foR a fuCkinG rOom wIth nO fuCkinG snAked iN thE beD unDer tHe beD aboVe tHE bEd sLItheRiNg oN liGhtS maKe yOurS elf aT hoMe baTShit cRaZy sErPenTs boSs maN coMes geTs woMaN wiTh raZor teeTh tO taKe snAKes ouT boSs maN iS upSet FUCk yOu bUtt sIttinG baNaNa faCe maY bE If yoU waLked aRounD yoUr hoTel yoU wooD sEe,thE snAkes anD deaL witH thIS shIt maYbe whEn yoUr fuCkinG TeLevIsioNs wIres geT snAke biTes aNd iT doeS NoT woark yoU wIll uNdersTanD baNana fACE
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 30, 2012 09:18AM
Bleh, no one pays attention until the TV stops working.
Human nature , I'm afraid.
Human nature , I'm afraid.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
()
Date: July 30, 2012 09:31AM
"Butt sitting Banana Face". Another classic. Boy oh boy could I use this one at work just about every other hour, thanks BleH and stay away from the woman with razor teeth.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 30, 2012 10:24AM
BLEH tERIBLE iS iT PossiBle tO shOweR wIth nO snAkes wHaT thE FUck iS iT tIMe tO giVe sNaKes sOap aNd sHaMpoos cAn aNy onE gO thE booLeVaRd hOteL haVe A SNAKe fRee ShoWeR wItH beDs thAt aRe noT fuCkiNg SnaKe,inFesTed aNd a boSs maN wHo thRowS snaKes aT yoUr dooR baTShiT craZy baNaNa fACE seNds woMan wIth raZor teeTh baCk sLammiNg tHe fOne oN tHe wAll wIth Her puRple fuCkiNg haIr yeLliNg sNakEs aRe hEre tO stAy fiNe baNanA faCe fINE SNakeS wIll bE leFT iN yoUr baTShiT craZy basKeT bY cliFf heRe haVe thIs baTSHit crAzy oraNge FaIrfaX oraNge caDdy sHirt frOm baNana fACE miSter dUnIgan anD clEaN uP thE snAke sHIT aLl ovER iT oT iS caLm tIme dO noT fuCk wiTh caLm tIMe nOt a wAy tO trReT peOplEs whO staY aT yOUr snAke iNfeSted heLl hoLe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 30, 2012 12:24PM
BLEH wEnt tO DOcTOR KaTzEn baTShiT craZy cloSe tO deNnys bUt noT wOrTh haNginG bY ankLes bY snaKes doCtoR sEemS tO liKe sNakEs A loT sYChiaTrusts muST aLl haVe thEse,baTShiT craZy,snaKes iN thERe oFficE dOnOt likE siTtiNg oN couCh haVinG snaKeS DrOp frOm ceIlinGs dOctOr saIs yOu haVe prOblemS docTor,dO,yoU thINK yOu aRE nOt a bAnaNa faCed baTShiT craZy fooL juSt beCuz thEy maKe somEONE sEE,yoU doEs noT giVe yOu thE rIght tO toRmeNt peOPlEs wIth snAkES jJ cLifF AMy HoRaCe sOon aLl gO tO hooTeRs iN faIrfaX maY iT nOt nE inFested wIth sNaKes oR bATShiT,craZY,baNana fACeS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 30, 2012 01:59PM
Jeeze, between the snakes and the razor toothed chick, I'm keeping my zipper closed!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 30, 2012 02:40PM
BLEH tERIBLE hAd gOoD tiMe aT hooTeRs sIngiNg haMburgerS prEttY laDys AMy huG aNd kiSs caLm tIMe drInk bEeR frOm piTcheR clIff gIve moNeY for fUckinG giAnt snAke diD noT sEe thE baTShiT crAzy mOTherfuckER noW stUck InsIde iTs bEllY baTShiT craZy moTheRfucker muST HaVE bEen iN thE kiTChEn thIs iS gEtting mAjor fuCkinG angRy toNigHt suPosEd tO haVe rOmaNce wItH AMy anD itS baCk tO beInG iN thE beLly oF thIs baTShiT crAZY beAsT yeAh riDinG aRouNd iN FaIrfaX laNd oF snAKes iS fucKinG faNtasTIC nOw stuCK iN tiGht sPoT wIth miSter dUniGan shUt thE FUCk uP baNana fACE anD aT leaSt haNd mE a Golf bAll baNdageS anD a fUckinG flaslIgjt yOu snaKe worsHipiNg baNana fACE qUit BiTchinG theY aRe iN yoUR deN yoUr baTShiT craZy goLf couRSe iN thE NoRth iN the soUth iN tHE eaST iN thE weSt FaIrfax iS fULl oF maN eaTinG snAkes thAt biTe yoU anD swaLlow yoU sIck oF thIs ShiT
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 30, 2012 05:25PM
Bleh, you do have many adventures. I wonder if someone here could somehow transcribe your writings into a whole section, as your world reads like a horror novel. Perhaps I'm not contending with as much as I thought.
As for your last post, are you really in a snake, or is this some sort of metaphor? Do you feel like life is squeezing you a bit, that you are in a tight spot perhaps? To go from the Boulevard I believe, to the doctor, to Hooters, and then to end up in a snake seems like a lot to handle.
Best of luck, if you are really in a snake. Also, PleAse ConSider tYping clAsses. Thank you for your service though. You go through more than most of us do.
As for your last post, are you really in a snake, or is this some sort of metaphor? Do you feel like life is squeezing you a bit, that you are in a tight spot perhaps? To go from the Boulevard I believe, to the doctor, to Hooters, and then to end up in a snake seems like a lot to handle.
Best of luck, if you are really in a snake. Also, PleAse ConSider tYping clAsses. Thank you for your service though. You go through more than most of us do.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 31, 2012 09:30AM
Bleh was kissing Amy, drinking beer and eating his singing Hamburger when he was suddenly consumed by the snake.
This isn't the first time, so Bleh knows how to handle it, he'll be ok.
I too thank Bleh, he's constanly taking one for the team.
This isn't the first time, so Bleh knows how to handle it, he'll be ok.
I too thank Bleh, he's constanly taking one for the team.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
()
Date: July 31, 2012 09:38AM
First of all BLEH, I hope you are ok.
Question - what the hell were JJ, Horrace the 'tuff guy', and Cliff the prankster doing while the snake ate you? Seems like if they were real friends they would have tried to prevent that from happening.
Remember that commercial? "Friends don't let friends get eatten by batshit crazy snakes."
Question - what the hell were JJ, Horrace the 'tuff guy', and Cliff the prankster doing while the snake ate you? Seems like if they were real friends they would have tried to prevent that from happening.
Remember that commercial? "Friends don't let friends get eatten by batshit crazy snakes."
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
()
Date: July 31, 2012 09:39AM
Follow up question: Are you sure it's a snake you are inside of? I've seen some bearded clams at Hooters that looked big enough to swallow a person whole.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 31, 2012 10:26AM
BLEH aT faIrfaX hOsPital vIsiTiNg baTshIY craZy douBle dIppInG fINN duMb fUckeR taLks sHot tO baNaNa fACE doCtoRs whO puT snAkeS unDer hiS bEd fuCkiNg CiNdy aNd heR FucKinG heAd sPinNiNg thIS iS buLl sHit snAkes eVerY whEre,iN thIs hoSpiTal oF snAKes anD baNanA faCes pEECE oF sHiT elEvaToR liGhts saY fuCk yoU fuCk yoU anD yoUr ligHts yoU noT sO BrITe bAnaNa,faCe FiNn dOuBLe diPpiNg moTherfucker BiTchiNg aBouT sTraw fOods whAt diF yOu exPect iN s hoSpitaL oF snAKes aNd bANaNa faCeS goiNg tO thE plAce tO eaT thE wOman aT thE frOnt dooR haS snAkes poPpiNg oUt oF heR heAD
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
()
Date: July 31, 2012 10:46AM
What happened to being in the belly of the beast!?!?
I feel like I just switched on the DVR to catch up on a series I've been following intently only to discover I missed recording one episode.
I feel like I just switched on the DVR to catch up on a series I've been following intently only to discover I missed recording one episode.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 31, 2012 10:58AM
"Elevator lights say 'fuck you, fuck you'"
Priceless
Priceless
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 31, 2012 12:02PM
BLEH baTshiT crAzy womAn aT FaIrfax hoSpitAl caFeteria thRows baGs oF snAKes aT cliFf cAn cLiFf noT haVe A qUiEt fuCkiNg luNch cLiFf weNt tO boSs maN aNd miSter dUnigAn comEs ouT wiTh doCtoR OlSon yeLlinG jeeP yOur snAkes tO youRSELF baTShiT crAzy caFeteria cEilIng oPeNs uP snAkes drOp oN peOplEs taBels wOmaN wiTh fiRe eYes coMes oUt saIs timE tO rIde tHe cUR buS aNd riDe iN thE buS oF snAKes thAt wIll puT yOu iNtO thE,ugLy unDer bElly oF FaIRfaX wIth baNanA faCes anD snAkes thAt wiLl chEw youR earS Off
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 31, 2012 12:19PM
I used to think my lunches were boring. 30 minutes, a baloney sandwich, reading the Post or just staring at the wall.
Now I realize how lucky I am. No one throws snakes, no Mr. Dunigan or Dr. Olson yelling, no banana faces or women with fire eyes.
I really couldn't eat under those conditions.
Bleh is an extraordinary man to put up with all that, day after day.
And now, I appreciate my calm time more than ever.
Now I realize how lucky I am. No one throws snakes, no Mr. Dunigan or Dr. Olson yelling, no banana faces or women with fire eyes.
I really couldn't eat under those conditions.
Bleh is an extraordinary man to put up with all that, day after day.
And now, I appreciate my calm time more than ever.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: July 31, 2012 12:20PM
You know that’s really gotta suck. BLEH’s getting his groove on, enjoying a few cold beverages and eating a burger when all of a sudden he gets eaten by a snake. BLEH, maybe you should start wearing some kind of GPS/tracking device. That way every time this happens the cavalry could mount up and come to the rescue…just an idea.
Did anybody else notice WHO ELSE is inside the snake???? Mr. Dunigan….HA!!!
Serves him right for firing you BLEH
Did anybody else notice WHO ELSE is inside the snake???? Mr. Dunigan….HA!!!
Serves him right for firing you BLEH
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheRetard
()
Date: July 31, 2012 12:22PM
TheNorthman Wrote:
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> You know that’s really gotta suck. BLEH’s
> getting his groove on, enjoying a few cold
> beverages and eating a burger when all of a sudden
> he gets eaten by a snake. BLEH, maybe you should
> start wearing some kind of GPS/tracking device.
> That way every time this happens the cavalry could
> mount up and come to the rescue…just an idea.
>
> Did anybody else notice WHO ELSE is inside the
> snake???? Mr. Dunigan….HA!!!
>
> Serves him right for firing you BLEH
What a dumbass!
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> You know that’s really gotta suck. BLEH’s
> getting his groove on, enjoying a few cold
> beverages and eating a burger when all of a sudden
> he gets eaten by a snake. BLEH, maybe you should
> start wearing some kind of GPS/tracking device.
> That way every time this happens the cavalry could
> mount up and come to the rescue…just an idea.
>
> Did anybody else notice WHO ELSE is inside the
> snake???? Mr. Dunigan….HA!!!
>
> Serves him right for firing you BLEH
What a dumbass!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: July 31, 2012 03:10PM
Gee, I'd hate to be stuck in a snake with someone I didn't like.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: July 31, 2012 04:23PM
BLEH FiNn dOuBLe dIppiNG moTherfuckEr BItchiNg caN noT taLk enjOy thAt stRAW iN yOUR moUth aNd thE snAkes coiLed oN yOuR beD enJoY spEndiNg hoUrs wIth baNanA fACe dOctOrs hA hA gOt tO gO,tO grEreVeys aNd eNjoY sInginG haMburgerS wIth AMY nOw baCk AT thE hoSpitAl wIth clIff tHrowIng baTShit crAzY hiSsing snAkEs doWn thE gaRbAge cHuTe clIfF puT snAkeS iN FInns doUblE dIppiNg moTherfuckerS sOOP anD hE scReeNed noW goiNg tO slEEp iN tHe waItiNg rOom oN a SnaKe frEE sOfA aNd aVoiD tHe rUde vEndInG maChinEs fuCkers tAlk sMaCk whEn yOu geT a Candy bAR anD clIff iS goiNG tO puT snAKeS thAt aRe iN thE haLlwaYs anD iN thE giFt shOp iN thEM
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
()
Date: July 31, 2012 04:38PM
BLEH, you truly have a heart of gold. However, have you ever heard the old saying, 'Nice guys finish last'? Really, would that double-dipping mother fucker Finn come visit you in the hospital if you had a broken jaw due to the spinning head batshit crazy Cindy!?!
Speaking of Finn, any chance you received your cut of the golf ball sale?
You may end up regretting leaving Greveys and the singing hamburgers. Just a theory.
P.S. Cliff seems like a laugh a minute, good guy!
Speaking of Finn, any chance you received your cut of the golf ball sale?
You may end up regretting leaving Greveys and the singing hamburgers. Just a theory.
P.S. Cliff seems like a laugh a minute, good guy!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: July 31, 2012 05:12PM
I agree with Bananaface Bleh. These points are so true that Bananaface, was kind enough to point out. Bleh, you are a hero. I think Fairfax should offer you some sort of medal for distinct bravery. To think I complain about such trivial matters, when you contend with snakes and double dipping motherfuckers on a daily basis. You are the man.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 01, 2012 07:20AM
Bleh, if I may be so bold..
That crew you run with, I'd get rid of Finn and Cindy, and hang more with Amy and Cliff.
Finn is just a double dipping bastard, and that damn Cindy with her spinning head isn't doing you any favors.
I've noticed that your best calm time is spent with Amy, and at least Cliff is trying to distribute the snakes a bit more evenly.
That crew you run with, I'd get rid of Finn and Cindy, and hang more with Amy and Cliff.
Finn is just a double dipping bastard, and that damn Cindy with her spinning head isn't doing you any favors.
I've noticed that your best calm time is spent with Amy, and at least Cliff is trying to distribute the snakes a bit more evenly.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 01, 2012 09:46AM
BLEH9 Wrote:
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> BLEH FiNn dOuBLe dIppiNG moTherfuckEr BItchiNg caN
> noT taLk enjOy thAt stRAW iN yOUR moUth aNd thE
> snAkes coiLed oN yOuR beD enJoY spEndiNg hoUrs
> wIth baNanA fACe dOctOrs hA hAgOt tO gO,tO
> grEreVeys aNd eNjoY sInginG haMburgerS wIth AMY
> nOw baCk AT thE hoSpitAl wIth clIff tHrowIng
> baTShit crAzY hiSsing snAkEs doWn thE gaRbAge
> cHuTe clIfF puT snAkeS iN FInns doUblE dIppiNg
> moTherfuckerS sOOP anD hE scReeNed noW goiNg tO
> slEEp iN tHe waItiNg rOom oN a SnaKe frEE sOfA aNd
> aVoiD tHe rUde vEndInG maChinEs fuCkers tAlk sMaCk
> whEn yOu geT a Candy bAR anD clIff iS goiNG tO puT
> snAKeS thAt aRe iN thE haLlwaYs anD iN thE giFt
> shOp iN thEM
Ahh, sweet revenge. I knew it!!! It looks like BLEH is having a good week while Finn, that double-dipping, muther-fucker is stuck in the hospital. I think this might be the first time I've heard BLEH laugh. And for once, he's the one throwing sNakeS at other people.
Remember, BLEH, Finn is still your friend so just try not to go overboard with the pranks!!
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> BLEH FiNn dOuBLe dIppiNG moTherfuckEr BItchiNg caN
> noT taLk enjOy thAt stRAW iN yOUR moUth aNd thE
> snAkes coiLed oN yOuR beD enJoY spEndiNg hoUrs
> wIth baNanA fACe dOctOrs hA hAgOt tO gO,tO
> grEreVeys aNd eNjoY sInginG haMburgerS wIth AMY
> nOw baCk AT thE hoSpitAl wIth clIff tHrowIng
> baTShit crAzY hiSsing snAkEs doWn thE gaRbAge
> cHuTe clIfF puT snAkeS iN FInns doUblE dIppiNg
> moTherfuckerS sOOP anD hE scReeNed noW goiNg tO
> slEEp iN tHe waItiNg rOom oN a SnaKe frEE sOfA aNd
> aVoiD tHe rUde vEndInG maChinEs fuCkers tAlk sMaCk
> whEn yOu geT a Candy bAR anD clIff iS goiNG tO puT
> snAKeS thAt aRe iN thE haLlwaYs anD iN thE giFt
> shOp iN thEM
Ahh, sweet revenge. I knew it!!! It looks like BLEH is having a good week while Finn, that double-dipping, muther-fucker is stuck in the hospital. I think this might be the first time I've heard BLEH laugh. And for once, he's the one throwing sNakeS at other people.
Remember, BLEH, Finn is still your friend so just try not to go overboard with the pranks!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 01, 2012 11:45AM
BLEH tERrIBLE daY tOkeN maChiNe oN cuE BUs fuLl oF sNAKes biTes fiNgeRs evEn maN With piYano oN buS haD blOody fIngERS baTShiT crAzy boSs maN sTopS bUs thRoWs ouT snAKes geTs tO neXt sToP thRowS sNaKes oUt oF tHe wIndoW heY BaNaNa fACE hoW wOod yOu likE iT drIviNg DowN piCkiT sTreeT anD snAke gUts anD snAke ShiT iS oN yOuR wiNdow yOu aRe batShiT crAzy sIt dOwn keeP yOuR eYes oN thE rOad igNoRe tHe snAkes uNtiL itS saFe thEn thRow,thEm ouT thE wIndow wHen thE cloWNs aRe plaYiNg musIC mighT,bE a tIme fOr thaT FaiRFax iS nOThiNG but laNd oF sNAKes and baNana fACES
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 01, 2012 12:14PM
Bleh, you are correct when you say "FaiRFax iS nOThiNG but laNd oF sNAKes and baNana fACES".
However, those are not clowns playing piano, that is none other than Meade Skeleton Haupe.
However, those are not clowns playing piano, that is none other than Meade Skeleton Haupe.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 01, 2012 12:57PM
BLEH sTaRtiNg tO thInk dOctoR OlSon iS a baTShiT craZy sYChiaTrusT dOes iT maKe fuCkinG seNse tO duNk blEHs heAd iN taNks oF elecTrIcaL eeLS wIth miSter dUnigaNs piCtuRe tO sEe doEs iT maKe seNse tO hAVe thE doCtOr dUmp buNdles,oF sNAKes doWn yOur fUckiNg paNts dOes iT mAKE sEnsE tO hAVe dOctOr OlSon duCk taPe BLeH tO,thE ceIliNg wHilE snAkEs biTe hiS seCraTaRy doEs iT maKe seNse tO hAVe doCtoR OLSoN scReam snAKes tHrU a loUd miCrofOne wHilE yOu sIT naKed oN hiS sOfa fUll oF snAKes doEs iT maKe seNse tO hAVe doCtoR OlSon yEll baNaNa fACE,ouT oF hiS wiNdoW thIs maN seeMs tO bE baTShiT xrAzy moTherfuckeR hAS iSsuEs,
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ito
()
Date: August 01, 2012 01:10PM
Hmm... Perhaps someone ought to report doctor Olson. These do not sound like orthodox treatment procedures.
http://www.carionltd.com/doc.php?st=va&cy=fairfax&pn=robert-joseph-olson-jr&id=573889
http://www.carionltd.com/doc.php?st=va&cy=fairfax&pn=robert-joseph-olson-jr&id=573889
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 01, 2012 01:11PM
Bleh, Dr Olsons methods do seem a bit eccentric, however he IS a Board Certified Psychiatrist.
The one thing I can't figure out is how he got that picture of Mister Dunigan.
The one thing I can't figure out is how he got that picture of Mister Dunigan.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 01, 2012 01:20PM
BEH Wrote:
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> However, those are not clowns playing piano, that
> is none other than Meade Skeleton Haupe.
Hate to say it Beh, but I gotta side with BLEH on this one. If Meade Skelton’s not a clown then I don’t know who is.
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> However, those are not clowns playing piano, that
> is none other than Meade Skeleton Haupe.
Hate to say it Beh, but I gotta side with BLEH on this one. If Meade Skelton’s not a clown then I don’t know who is.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 01, 2012 01:23PM
TheNorthman Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > However, those are not clowns playing piano,
> that
> > is none other than Meade Skeleton Haupe.
>
>
> Hate to say it Beh, but I gotta side with BLEH on
> this one. If Meade Skelton’s not a clown then I
> don’t know who is.
Point taken , Northman!
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > However, those are not clowns playing piano,
> that
> > is none other than Meade Skeleton Haupe.
>
>
> Hate to say it Beh, but I gotta side with BLEH on
> this one. If Meade Skelton’s not a clown then I
> don’t know who is.
Point taken , Northman!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 01, 2012 02:53PM
BLEH wEnt tO ArtHuR tEEcHers fiSh aNd chIpS baTShiT crAzy moTherfuckERS sHood cAlL iT ARthuR tEecheRssnaKes aNd chIpS wEnt iN thEre peOplEs rUnniNg oUT waTch yOuR usE yOuR eYes bAnaNa faCe moTHerfuckerS iN FaIrfaX baTshIY craZy baNaNa faCes wHO wIll smAsH yoUr noSe anD haVe snAkes biTe yOuR aSs buNch oF baNaNa faCEs baTShit crAZY wOman wIth puRplE haIr anD beAdy snAkes eYes woRk heRe geT snaKes wIth chIps hoW thE FUCk yOu sPend moneY foR thiS shIt yeAh thE,maN WIth tHe brOom trYed tO Clean uP snaKe blOod aNd snaKe shit oN thE flooRs wIth a mOp buY dO YoU thINK AmY wouLd likE sUch a Place geT oFf thE miCrofOnE baTShit crAZY puRple haIred frEAK stOp yeLlinG snAkes eVErY minutE evEry onE knoWs thEy aRe thEre baTShit crAZY yeLlow AMD greeN taBles uPside down jUst likE faiFAx baTShit junGle oF baNaNa faCes wHO worshIP snAkes and sPeaK iN toNguesbcAlm tiMe iS Not goInG to haPpen aT thIs snaKe inFested sHit holE
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 01, 2012 03:01PM
Note to self:
Arthur Treachers is NOT a place to go for calm time.
Arthur Treachers is NOT a place to go for calm time.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Chicken
()
Date: August 01, 2012 06:50PM
No Chick-fil-a for you today BLEH?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 02, 2012 07:54AM
Bleh supports gay marraige. He won't go to Chic-Fil-A.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
thredkillr
()
Date: August 02, 2012 07:59AM
stoopid thread
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 02, 2012 08:04AM
BLEH paNcaKes aT MaC doNALds saY parKinG loT shooD bE cleAR,oF sNAKes to sTop baNana fACES frOm haVinG aNkles blooDy frOm bites
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 02, 2012 09:19AM
BLEH baTShit crAZY boSs maN oF shOppErs yElliNg scReeniNg juMping iN AiR caShiEr wiTh reD eYes fiLl sHopping caRts fuLl oF sNAKes goT biT tryINg tO geT a bOx oF ceReaL baTShiT craZy baNaNa faCes frOm faIRFAX kEep shoPpiNg waLkinG doWn eaCh laNe snaKeS iN shoPpinG caRts FaIrfaX likEs snAkes whiLe sHopping baTShiT craZy bANaNa faCes sHop foR bEef vEgTaBles eGgS sLipS breAds whIlE snAkes leAp bY thEre heAds wOmaN iN thE icE creAm aRea sTop yoUr heAd frOm spiNning wHilE snAKEs biTe yOuR aNkles
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 02, 2012 10:06AM
BLEH9 Wrote:
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> BLEH paNcaKes aT MaC doNALds saY parKinG loT shooD
> bE cleAR,oF sNAKes to sTop baNana fACES frOm
> haVinG aNkles blooDy frOm bites
Once again BLEH has put himself in the line of fire for the good of mankind. Thank you BLEH for clearing out all of the snakes from the McDonald’s parking lot, you truly are an unsung hero in Fairfax, land of sNakeS and batshit crazy banana faces.
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> BLEH paNcaKes aT MaC doNALds saY parKinG loT shooD
> bE cleAR,oF sNAKes to sTop baNana fACES frOm
> haVinG aNkles blooDy frOm bites
Once again BLEH has put himself in the line of fire for the good of mankind. Thank you BLEH for clearing out all of the snakes from the McDonald’s parking lot, you truly are an unsung hero in Fairfax, land of sNakeS and batshit crazy banana faces.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 02, 2012 10:32AM
BLEH aT FaIrfaX hOsPital wIth fInN doUble DIppiNg moTherfucKer CiNdy aNd thaT FUCkING heAD spinnINg baTShit crAZY fINN nOw cAN leEve sOon aCcordinG tO DOcTOR banAna faCe AmY clIff jJ spenD tiMe wIth hiM goIng tO geT neW caR FiNn saIs douBlE DIPper moTherfuckER thIs hoSpiTal iS fULl oF SnAKes HOraCe thReW s bUndlE oF thEse snAkes oN thE WIndoWs wIth a haMmer knocKing thE snAkes arOUND seRved tHose baTShiT craZy fuCkers rIght snaKes haVe nO rIghtS tO bE iN thE hoSpitAl iTs noT faIr tO peOples tO hAVe tO waLk thRu haLls oF snAkeS oR gO oN elEvAtors thAt teLl yoU tO FUCk yoUrself wIth sNaKes puShIng aLl thE buTtonS a hoSpitAl musT bE snaKe frEE eVen foR baNanA faCES oF baTShiT craZy FaIrfax tHe soDa maChinE nEeds tO stOp saYiNg baD wOrds tO pEOPLes aNd siNgiNg haMburgerS musT bE SeRvRd iN thE kiTChEn
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Puddin Taint
()
Date: August 02, 2012 12:40PM
> doUble DIppiNg moTherfucKer CiNdy aNd thaT FUCkING heAD spinnINg baTShit crAZY fINN
whoa... they switched! Stay away from them.
Congratulations on getting a new car! Hopefully this will lead you to lots of calm time.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/02/2012 12:40PM by Puddin Taint.
whoa... they switched! Stay away from them.
Congratulations on getting a new car! Hopefully this will lead you to lots of calm time.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/02/2012 12:40PM by Puddin Taint.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 02, 2012 01:31PM
BLEH gOt a nEw JoB aT FAirFax rAcKeT bALL cluB paYiNg teN doLleRs aN hOur gOinG tO wOrk fOr miSteR JOhnSon wHo dOes noT seeM To bE baNana faCe baTshiT craZy gOinG tO geT snAke frEe rOom aT booLevaRd HotEl AMy wIll bE haPpy tO bE aBle tO waLk ouT oF beD wIth nO snaKes biTinG heR feeT FaIrfax Racket bAll clUB haS loTs oF baNana faCes thEy waRE sHorTs wIth wHiTe shIrtS baTShiT craZy gOiNG tO clEan foRts caRrY ouT gaRbage pRoLly sNaKes anD clEan eQUIPMENT tHis sEemS tO bE joB oF drEaMs aNd tOniGht AMy hAs eXtra moNey WinE waIting foR hER sOon NeW sNake fRee rOom aNd a fUckiNg TeLiVisIon tHaT woRKs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 02, 2012 03:18PM
A job of dreams, extra money, wine waiting, a snake free room, and a fucking TV that works.
Does life get any better?
Does life get any better?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 02, 2012 04:56PM
BEH Wrote:
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> A job of dreams, extra money, wine waiting, a
> snake free room, and a fucking TV that works.
>
> Does life get any better?
I really couldn't have said it any better myself. For some reason I just knew BLEH was going to have a great week.
And yeah, what the hell is up with Cindy now being the double-dipping, muther-fucker and Finn having the spinning head. Maybe with all of this excitement BLEH made the rare, minor typo.
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> A job of dreams, extra money, wine waiting, a
> snake free room, and a fucking TV that works.
>
> Does life get any better?
I really couldn't have said it any better myself. For some reason I just knew BLEH was going to have a great week.
And yeah, what the hell is up with Cindy now being the double-dipping, muther-fucker and Finn having the spinning head. Maybe with all of this excitement BLEH made the rare, minor typo.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Puddin Taint
()
Date: August 02, 2012 06:57PM
Calm Time with Amy in a snAke frEe rOom aT booLevaRd HotEl... Things are definitely turning around for you my friend! I salute you.
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 03, 2012 09:00AM
BLEH gEt tO WorK sOon haD bReak FaSt aT baTShit cRazy dEnnyS dennYS musT anSWer tP snaKes aS thEy aRe evEry wHere iS iT poSsIblE tO haVe a MeAl wIth oUt thEse baTShit cRAzY creAtUreS coIled aT yOUr taBeL baNaNa faCes muSt liKe thEse thEse baTsHiT crAzy sLimY sNaKes tHaT HAVe mAde thEm seLveS aT hoMe iS,iT poSsIBlE tO eaT iN a SnaKe fRee pLaCe iN FaIrfAx FaIrfAx pResiDenT muST loVE snAkes aS tHis FaIrfAx iS s DeN oF sNaKes aNd bAnaNa faCes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: August 03, 2012 10:23AM
Wow Bleh. You continue to amaze. Your never give up attitude, and snake warnings are always appreciated, but I wish I had your courage. Just back in town I have missed many of your writings, but due to now being in the "Land of Snakes" I shall pay attention to your warnings, and congrats on the new job. You are doing great Bleh.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 03, 2012 11:13AM
I can just see the sign on Lee Highway now... "Welcome to Fairfax, Land of Snakes and Banana Faces"
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 03, 2012 12:43PM
It seems that all is right in the world for BLEH. And to think, not 48 hours ago BLEH was inside a snake. Once again, thanks for sharing and be sure go keep us updated over the weekend BLEH!!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: August 03, 2012 12:58PM
BEH Wrote:
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> I can just see the sign on Lee Highway now...
> "Welcome to Fairfax, Land of Snakes and Banana
> Faces"
Howling with laughter. If someone has the ability to photoshop this sign with this message, I'd be greatly appreciative.
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> I can just see the sign on Lee Highway now...
> "Welcome to Fairfax, Land of Snakes and Banana
> Faces"
Howling with laughter. If someone has the ability to photoshop this sign with this message, I'd be greatly appreciative.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 03, 2012 02:15PM
NRA 75 Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I can just see the sign on Lee Highway now...
> > "Welcome to Fairfax, Land of Snakes and Banana
> > Faces"
>
>
> Howling with laughter. If someone has the ability
> to photoshop this sign with this message, I'd be
> greatly appreciative.
I don’t want to promise any specific time but I will definitely do it sometime this weekend if somebody hasn’t beaten me to it!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/03/2012 02:20PM by TheNorthman.
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I can just see the sign on Lee Highway now...
> > "Welcome to Fairfax, Land of Snakes and Banana
> > Faces"
>
>
> Howling with laughter. If someone has the ability
> to photoshop this sign with this message, I'd be
> greatly appreciative.
I don’t want to promise any specific time but I will definitely do it sometime this weekend if somebody hasn’t beaten me to it!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/03/2012 02:20PM by TheNorthman.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 03, 2012 02:48PM
BLEH miSteR JOHnSon haS tO puT uP wItH sO maNy batsHit cRaZy baNaNa faCEs aT FAIrFAx raCkEt clUb thEy tHiNk thEy oWn tHe fuCkiNg plaCe baTShiT craZy moThErfUckeRs anD tHerE beAdy EyEs anD caImAN thAt sEem tO aPpeeR frOm thErE fOre heAds oN luNch brEaK haVe saNd wiTches sO gaR tOdaY misTeR JohnSon shoWs raCkeT clUb clEan traSh caNs aNd clEan wEighT sEtS reMoveD twO snAkes frOm baThrooMs tHis iS beSt joB evEr aNd misTer JoHnsOn iS thE diRecT noT baNana faCe coMpaRed wIth sNakE loviNg baNana faCes thAt coMe tO plaY raCkeT baLl
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: August 03, 2012 03:12PM
@Northman, thank you. I have to keep almost stubbing my toes with a tack, to keep laughing so hard. Especially at work, its killing me reading these posts. In a good way of course, but some of the funniest shit, between Bleh, and BEH's most recent comment, I just couldn't contain it.
Bleh, so glad to hear that Mr Johnson is HaNdling BanaNa faceS sO WeLL. Apparently Fairfax is the land of entitled folks, so it comes with the territory, running a racquetball club. Here there is no doubt a higher propensity of banana faces, than perhaps even the golf course.
Bleh, so glad to hear that Mr Johnson is HaNdling BanaNa faceS sO WeLL. Apparently Fairfax is the land of entitled folks, so it comes with the territory, running a racquetball club. Here there is no doubt a higher propensity of banana faces, than perhaps even the golf course.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 03, 2012 03:16PM
I would imagine the ability to handle banana faces is imperative to Mr. Johnsons posistion.
The most amazing thing is , Bleh has finally found someone he respects.
Check in with the snakes in fairfax crew next week. Have a nice weekend everybody.
The most amazing thing is , Bleh has finally found someone he respects.
Check in with the snakes in fairfax crew next week. Have a nice weekend everybody.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: August 03, 2012 11:51PM
I hope BLEH writes a novel someday. I would buy it
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: August 04, 2012 09:42AM
@Meh LOL. "Fifty Shades of Bleh". Chapter 1 Snakes, Chapter 2 Riding in Snakes, Chapter 3 Finn Double Dipper, Chapter 4 Rude Vending Machines.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 04, 2012 11:04AM
BLEH oN luNcH bReaK aT FAIrFAx raCkEt clUb miSter JoHnsoN remInDs caLl gesTs bY misTeR oR miSsUs nOt bY fIrst naMe waNt tO caLl geSts miSter aNd miSsuS baNaNa faCE laSt niGhT snAkeS iN othER rOom aT booLevaRd HOtEl heAr scReaMinG aBouT snAkes baTShiT crAZy thRow shoEs oN waLl shUt uP AMy trYiNg tO sleeP baTShiT craZy thrEe iN moRniNg gO tO boSs maN aT deSk whO sitS oN hiS faT aSs sUrrOundeD,bY snAkes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: August 04, 2012 11:37AM
waNt tO caLl geSts miSter aNd miSsuS baNaNa faCE
Fucking hilarious.
Fucking hilarious.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 04, 2012 02:46PM
BLEH wEnT tO beSt buy aFteR wOrK aT FAIrFAX raCKEt baLl clUb fEeLiNg wIth bAnaNa FaCes iS tIrInG nEed caLm tImE bEsT bY haS cD plAyer vaN LiSEN tO CDs wIthOut noiSes froM baTShiT craZy FaIrfAx frOm geTtInG iN thE waY oF caLl tImE baTShiT craZy cuE,buS fuLl oF sNAKes tOdaY cOoD nOt fInd onE sEaT wIth oUT onE oF thEse hiSsiNg peeCes oF sHit nOT coiLed uP reAdY tO biTe fInGeRs oN rIghT haNd bLeeDiNg bOss maN oN buS a bAnana faCe waTch tHe rOadS aNd keeP snAkes oFf yoUr buS whAt yOu waNt buS oF sNAKes tO deAl wIth gOt cD plAyeR baCk aT hoTel buT tiRed oF sNAKes aNd bANaNA faCeS iN FaIrfaX tHeRe aRe sO maNy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: August 04, 2012 03:15PM
tiRed oF sNAKes aNd bANaNA faCeS iN FaIrfaX tHeRe aRe sO maNy
Yes Bleh, there are many of these, at least banana faces in FFX. Its an unfortunate part of living here, that there is just such a preponderance of them. I wish we could live in a world without banana faces, but I'm afraid in Fairfax, and beyond its county line, there are still banana faces. Probably less, but nonetheless, banana faces seem to be an international phenomena.
Yes Bleh, there are many of these, at least banana faces in FFX. Its an unfortunate part of living here, that there is just such a preponderance of them. I wish we could live in a world without banana faces, but I'm afraid in Fairfax, and beyond its county line, there are still banana faces. Probably less, but nonetheless, banana faces seem to be an international phenomena.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 05, 2012 12:47PM
Welcome to Fairfax County,Virginia
Land of Snakes and Banana Faces
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Land of Snakes and Banana Faces
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: August 05, 2012 01:00PM
Howling with laughter!!!! Thank you Northman!!!! This is great!!!!!!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 05, 2012 01:05PM
No problem bro!!
Glad you liked it :)
Glad you liked it :)
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: August 05, 2012 01:17PM
:). Yeah, others are now seeing it, and Bleh or BlEhS signature phrase, has now become closer to being part of our common lexicon. And that alone is "bEaUtIFuL". I'm planning on calling someone a bananaface soon enough.
Props on a beautiful sign. May Fairfax consider Bleh's "truth in advertising", be a reason to change it to this.
Props on a beautiful sign. May Fairfax consider Bleh's "truth in advertising", be a reason to change it to this.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 06, 2012 11:14AM
I wonder where BLEH is. I gotta say, I’m a little worried, here.
For starters, BLEH hasn’t posted since Friday afternoon and secondly he usually here bright and early every Monday morning to provide his supporters and fans with an his usual exhilarating weekend recap and the latest updates regarding sNakEs iN fAirfAx.
I hope to hear from you soon BLEH….
For starters, BLEH hasn’t posted since Friday afternoon and secondly he usually here bright and early every Monday morning to provide his supporters and fans with an his usual exhilarating weekend recap and the latest updates regarding sNakEs iN fAirfAx.
I hope to hear from you soon BLEH….
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 06, 2012 11:51AM
BLEH miSter JoHnson saiS cOMe tO oFficE gO tO oFfICE snAkes coIlEd uNdeR deSk aT FaIRFax RaCkeT baLl CluB misTeR JOhnSon uPseT nOt jumPinG uP anD doWn saIs dO noT cAll guEsTs baNaNa faCEs oR saY thEy aRe baTSHit craZy miSter JoHnson dId nOt sEe thE clEaniNg oF snAkes frOm thE weIghT rOom noW tO bE caReful anD keeP heAd spInniNg CiNdy faR aWAY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: August 06, 2012 12:28PM
I'd probably of all places, there being one of them, be careful whom you refer to as a bananaface or bat shit crazy. Just a good idea Bleh, as these areas are full of them, but it might be wise to keep that to yourself.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 06, 2012 01:03PM
BLEH teRIBLe tOlD miSter JoHnsOn aboUt sNakEs iN baThROoms dOes noT LiSen wOmaN sIttiNG DOwn gOinG aBouT hEr baThroom dUtiEs sitS On tOilEt baTShiT cRAzY snAkes bItE loaDs oF SnAkeS bitInG hiSsiNG peOplEs scReamiNg baTShiT craZY baNaNa faCEs wEar bATShiT crAzy wHiTe sHorTs wHiTe sHiRts weLcOmE FaIrfaX snaKes nO neeD tO rIDe oN tHe cuE buS snaKes bY THe baRrel heRe baTShiT craZy gooD foR nOthiNg moTherfuckeRS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 06, 2012 05:05PM
BLEH baCk frOm a dAY fUll oF SNAKES aT fAirFax raCkEt bAll clUb nothIng bUT thEse beAdy eyEd baNaNa faCEs plAyInG baTShiT craZy fuCkinG raCkeT baLl anD liFtiNg snAke fRee wEigHtS iN wHiTe sHiRts shOrts banAna fAcES aLl aBoUt tHem aT booLevARd hOteL fInN anD hEaD sPinnInG CiNdy aRe heRe fUnny douBLe dIppInG mOThErfuckeR neeDs tO smaSh heR heAd iN thE dOoRjaM tHiS,heAd spInniNg hAs goT TO sTop
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: August 06, 2012 06:04PM
nO neeD tO rIDe oN tHe cuE buS snaKes bY THe baRrel heRe baTShiT craZy gooD foR nOthiNg moTherfuckeRS
Hilarious! And true. This is exactly why I don't take public transportation.
Hilarious! And true. This is exactly why I don't take public transportation.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 07, 2012 05:50AM
BLEH jOb iS caUsiNg prOblEms sTreSsEd puT gO tO MaRy fieLD gaRden cEnTer,toDaY,fOr caLm tImE wIth AmY snaKes aT MaC dONaLds dO noT knoW tO gO tO soMe whEre elSe baTShIt craZY baNana fAces wIth teeTh doNt kNoW A fUckiNg tHinG sTay oFf thE gRiLl yOu sliMy fuCkerS itS tImE tO eaT
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 07, 2012 06:55AM
BLEH wHaT thE fuCk oF SnAKeS arE oN thE buS unDer mY giRl frIenD dO thE baTShit cRaZy peOplEs rUnniNg thEse buSeS noT sEe tHe pRobLem dO yOu likE rIdiNg wIth a vIpEr wIle reAdiNg thE newS paPeR doEs tHe bOss maN waTch thE rOad anD boUnCe iN yOuR seAt faT baNanA faCe haVe tO deAl wIth peOplEs scReamiNg kiCkinG snAkes oUt oF thE waY sIttiNg oN snAkes snAkes raPPed arOunD thE baRs biTiNg aT WinDowS eaCh aNd evEry fUckinG daY baTShiT craZy frOm thE frOnt tO thE veRy baCk thIs bIS iS fUll oF SnAKeS anD baNana fACeS FaIrfax iS aLl on tHe saMe buS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 07, 2012 07:30AM
BLEH gEt baCk tO bOoLevaRd hOTel iN FaIrfax baTShit cRAZY heAd sPInniNg CinDy anD fINN thaT douBlE,dIppiNg mOTheRfucker thEre rOom SuCks stInkS oF snAke sHit smEaRed oN thE wAllS snAkes biTiNg yOur feET whEn yoU waLk bY thErE beD HOraCe anD cliFf thRoW snAkes aT faTso TeLiVisIon waTchiNg baNana faCe bOss maN gEt thE fuCk uP anD movE seNd raZor teeTh iN heRe tO clEan thIs snAke sHit itS almost eIghT aNd nO siGn oF thAt baTShIt crAzy moTherfuckeR
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 07, 2012 08:55AM
BLEH baTShit cRAZY snAkes aLl ovEr FaIrfaX saW miSteR duNigAn rIdiNg iN a sNaKe inFesTed sPortS caR,enJoy tHe snAkes tHaT biTe yOuR anKeLs anD chEw oN yOuR eaRs baNana faCe enJoY FaIrfaX wIth itS snaKe deNs anD feLlOw baNana,faCes fuCk thE sOda maChiNe aT MaC doNaLds spiTtiNg oUt snAkes baTShiT crAzy mOTherfucker saMe goEs foR thAT fuCkinG faT snaKe,loVinG baNana fACE aT thE bOoLEVARD hoTEl clEan uP thE snaKe SHiT anD peRhaPs soMe snAke fRee sHamPoo gEt thE fuCk aWay frOm tHaT baTshiT cRaZy TeLiVisIon thE prIce,iS rIght wIll,bE oN toMoRoW baNana fACE heRe haVe a sNAKE
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 07, 2012 12:57PM
BLEH baTshit craZy fINN dOublE dIppiNg mOTheRfuckER CiNdy heAd sPInniNg baTshit cRaZy nOw workinG foR miSter DuniGan thEy aRE caDDys snaKes maY thEy,biTe theM maNy timEs baTshiT craZy aNd tiMe foR caLm tImE aNd siNgiNg haMburgerS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 07, 2012 02:07PM
BLEH baTshit cRAZY tImE wIth dOctoR KaTzEn dO noT likE haVinG onE snAke oN eaCH teSticAL haNginG ouT oF a fIftH flOoR uPside DowN ovEr FaIrfaX bOoLEVARD dO nOt likE haViNG liGhtS beiNg thRowN aT wIth baNaNas aNd snAkeS biTING sHoe laCeS oN snaKe InfEstEd sOfa baTshiT crAZy tHis tRee treeTmEnt doEs noT hElp doctOt KaTzEn iS baNana faCe wIth snaKe prOblEms
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 07, 2012 02:33PM
BLEH doCtOr olSonS DriViNg thE snAKE inFesTed bUs tOdaY iS teRIBLe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 07, 2012 04:09PM
BLEH baTshIt craZy moTheRfuckeRs fINN dOublE dIppiNg mOTHeRfUckeR puT loTs oF SnAKeS iN snAke,fRee rOom aT bOoLEVARD hoTEl baTshiT crAZy gooD foR nOThING snaKe lovInG fooL leFt CiNdy iN loBbY grEaT heaD spiNniNg scArE otHeR,peOpLes baTshIt craZy snAkes rOll doWn FaIrfax bOoLEVARD nO siGn oF,snaKe fRee,streeTs iN FaIrfaX lAnD oF SnAKeS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: August 07, 2012 04:15PM
dang bleh, not getting any comment love but u still keep going
love u bleh
love u bleh
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Patrick [redacted]
()
Date: August 07, 2012 04:17PM
meh Wrote:
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> dang bleh, not getting any comment love but u
> still keep going
>
>
> love u bleh
Where did BEH go? He was the secondary poster in this thread...after BLEH of course.
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> dang bleh, not getting any comment love but u
> still keep going
>
>
> love u bleh
Where did BEH go? He was the secondary poster in this thread...after BLEH of course.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: August 07, 2012 04:36PM
snAkes aT faTso TeLiVisIon waTchiNg baNana faCe bOss maN gEt thE fuCk uP anD movE seNd raZor teeTh iN heRe tO clEan thIs snAke sHit itS almost eIghT aNd nO siGn oF thAt baTShIt crAzy moTherfuckeR
Fucking hilarious!! Seriously, of all the dope or drugs anyone can smoke, is there any worse hallucination than this?
Fucking hilarious!! Seriously, of all the dope or drugs anyone can smoke, is there any worse hallucination than this?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Puddin Taint
()
Date: August 07, 2012 08:16PM
Sorry, I found myself curled up in the fetal position after reading "onE snAke oN eaCH teSticAL haNginG ouT oF a fIftH flOoR uPside DowN ovEr FaIrfaX bOoLEVARD"
Have you ever considered taking CERT training, Bleh? I really think the training could help when you find yourself in these situations!
Have you ever considered taking CERT training, Bleh? I really think the training could help when you find yourself in these situations!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 07, 2012 08:32PM
BLEH9 Wrote:
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> BLEH baTShit cRAZY snAkes aLl ovEr FaIrfaX saW
> miSteR duNigAn rIdiNg iN a sNaKe inFesTed sPortS
> caR,enJoy tHe snAkes tHaT biTe yOuR anKeLs anD
> chEw oN yOuR eaRs baNana faCe enJoY FaIrfaX wIth
> itS snaKe deNs anD feLlOw baNana,faCes fuCk thE
> sOda maChiNe aT MaC doNaLds spiTtiNg oUt snAkes
> baTShiT crAzy mOTherfucker saMe goEs foR thAT
> fuCkinG faT snaKe,loVinG baNana fACE aT thE
> bOoLEVARD hoTEl clEan uP thE snaKe SHiT anD
> peRhaPs soMe snAke fRee sHamPoo gEt thE fuCk aWay
> frOm tHaT baTshiT cRaZy TeLiVisIon thE prIce,iS
> rIght wIll,bE oN toMoRoW baNana fACE heRe haVe a
> sNAKE
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> BLEH baTShit cRAZY snAkes aLl ovEr FaIrfaX saW
> miSteR duNigAn rIdiNg iN a sNaKe inFesTed sPortS
> caR,enJoy tHe snAkes tHaT biTe yOuR anKeLs anD
> chEw oN yOuR eaRs baNana faCe enJoY FaIrfaX wIth
> itS snaKe deNs anD feLlOw baNana,faCes fuCk thE
> sOda maChiNe aT MaC doNaLds spiTtiNg oUt snAkes
> baTShiT crAzy mOTherfucker saMe goEs foR thAT
> fuCkinG faT snaKe,loVinG baNana fACE aT thE
> bOoLEVARD hoTEl clEan uP thE snaKe SHiT anD
> peRhaPs soMe snAke fRee sHamPoo gEt thE fuCk aWay
> frOm tHaT baTshiT cRaZy TeLiVisIon thE prIce,iS
> rIght wIll,bE oN toMoRoW baNana fACE heRe haVe a
> sNAKE
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: August 08, 2012 04:53AM
Eesh roaring. Where do you find such banana faced pics? Hilarious. Thank you for causing me to spit up coffee all over the kitchen. If only a bananaface could clean it up :)---
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 08, 2012 08:30AM
BLEH gEt thEsE fuCkinG snaKes oUt oF thE bEd dO noT waNt snaKe inFesteD bEd baTshiT crAZy bOoLEVARD FaIrfax fuLL oF SnAKeS baTshiT crAZy wOman wItH raZor tEeTh haS a sPinninG heAd anD baTshIt craZy baNaNa faCE boSs maN waTcHes TeLiVIsIOn fUckinG baNanA faCe doEs nOt cArE aboUT snAkes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: August 08, 2012 11:24AM
now they have razor teeth too?
oh my
oh my
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 08, 2012 12:21PM
BLEH womAn iN FaIrfaX iS baCk wIth snAKES froM fiRe eYes drAgging oUt heR eyE soCkets
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
()
Date: August 08, 2012 04:19PM
boSs maN waTcHes TeLiVIsIOn fUckinG baNanA faCe doEs nOt cArE aboUT snAkes
Depending what is on, I wouldn't either. In fact, if some of the hotties from the Olympics are on the telly, I'll be watching something else too.
Bleh, haVe yOU thoUgHt oF tAking TypIng LesSons? PlEasE! I fInd YOur PoSts fuNny aNd enTertaining but my goodness. QWERTY is your friend.
Depending what is on, I wouldn't either. In fact, if some of the hotties from the Olympics are on the telly, I'll be watching something else too.
Bleh, haVe yOU thoUgHt oF tAking TypIng LesSons? PlEasE! I fInd YOur PoSts fuNny aNd enTertaining but my goodness. QWERTY is your friend.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 09, 2012 11:20AM
I see that I've missed some things for the past few days.
The bi-lateral testicle snake attack is especially interesting.
Thanks to NRA75 and Meh for monitering this thread.
The whole time I was away I was wondering what was going on with Bleh, and I
couldn't wait to get back and catch up.
Bleh, hang in there.... better snakeless days are coming, void of razor teethed broads and chicks with spinning heads.
The bi-lateral testicle snake attack is especially interesting.
Thanks to NRA75 and Meh for monitering this thread.
The whole time I was away I was wondering what was going on with Bleh, and I
couldn't wait to get back and catch up.
Bleh, hang in there.... better snakeless days are coming, void of razor teethed broads and chicks with spinning heads.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 09, 2012 12:34PM
BLEH baTshIt craZy tErRiBLE dAy at MaC doNaLdS paNcaKes SaY tOdaY baTshiT crAZy aSk eGgS abOuT baTshiT crAZy baNana fACe bOss mAN aNd hE jUmPs oVer taBels tHrOwIng snAkes aT peOpleS jUmPiNg oN tAbeLs scReEniNg snAkeS aRe heRe tO stAy SnaKes iN FaIrfAX aRe heRe tOdaY anD tOmorrow baNaNa faCE baTshiT crAZy aT FaIRFaX raCkeT ceNteR miSter JOHNsON keePs saYinG sTop caLlinG gueSts baNana fAcEs sTaRt iNg tO thiNk misTeR JOHnSon iS a baNaNa faCE,buT hE dOes noT likE snAkes anD saIs hE wIll caLl bOoLEVARD hOTEl abOut snAkes aNd raZor tooTh hE saIs boDs maN caN waTch TeLiVisIon
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 09, 2012 12:53PM
Damn BLEH, just when I thought snakes in Fairfax couldn't get any more dangerous they now have razors for teeth.
To top it all off his food is talking to him again and his boss jumped on the table at McDonald's. To yhink, a week ago BLEH was on top of the world.
To top it all off his food is talking to him again and his boss jumped on the table at McDonald's. To yhink, a week ago BLEH was on top of the world.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: August 09, 2012 01:01PM
BEH-its a community service on our part, to heed the compassion of Bleh, and what he is trying to tell us. Truly an honor, and just trying to keep up with his level of love is difficult, but it is imperative to know where snake free areas of Fairfax are, and at least where women with razor teeth don't work as apparent cleaning staff.
Bleh, you the man. I think Mr Johnson's advice is sterling. Go with what he's saying, and he seems to be the furthest thing from a banana face.
Bleh, you the man. I think Mr Johnson's advice is sterling. Go with what he's saying, and he seems to be the furthest thing from a banana face.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 09, 2012 02:01PM
BLEH tAkiNg luNch breAk nO siNgiNg hAmbuRgeRs bUt baTshiT crAZy fInN dOublE dIppiNg mOThErfUcker seLliNg snAkeS ouT FrOnT cIndY aNd thAt sPinnINg fUckiNg heAd wAlkinG aRouNd aSkInG for moNeYs bAtshIt craZy gO sOmeWhEre eLse fOr,thAt baNana Face FaIrfAx haS moRe tHeN ENuF sNaKes EnId baNana fACes ENiD sPinnInG heAdS juSt waNt tO clEaN raCkeTs aNd waIt rOom oF snAke SHIt tRaSh gO baCk tO bOoLevaRd HOTEl aNd fOr oNce nOt fInd sNakEs iN thE bED
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
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Date: August 09, 2012 02:42PM
i like BLEH. he makes us forget our differences and come rally together against the seemingly infinite amount of snakes in fairfax.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: August 09, 2012 03:04PM
gO baCk tO bOoLevaRd HOTEl aNd fOr oNce nOt fInd sNakEs iN thE bED
That seems to be a problem at hotels. Checking beds and other parts of the room, the staff's just seem to have an impassive attitude towards this, regardless of where you put your feet up. Yeah, snakes in a bed. They should be removed. As for other stuff like not enough soap containers or towels, those are quite minor in comparison.
That seems to be a problem at hotels. Checking beds and other parts of the room, the staff's just seem to have an impassive attitude towards this, regardless of where you put your feet up. Yeah, snakes in a bed. They should be removed. As for other stuff like not enough soap containers or towels, those are quite minor in comparison.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: August 09, 2012 03:04PM
Damn, if Cindy ever approaches me for money and her head starts spinning, I'm handing over my entire bankroll!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: August 09, 2012 03:10PM
meh Wrote:
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> i like BLEH. he makes us forget our differences
> and come rally together against the seemingly
> infinite amount of snakes in fairfax.
Bleh9 wrote:
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> bUt baTshiT crAZy fInN dOublE dIppiNg mOThErfUcker seLliNg snAkeS ouT FrOnT
Speaking of the infinite amount of snakes in Fairfax...
..I find it interesting, that in spite of the abundance of these slithering reptiles,the double dipping scoundrel himself, Finn , somehow mananges to sell the snakes on the street.
That is one hell of a salesman!
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> i like BLEH. he makes us forget our differences
> and come rally together against the seemingly
> infinite amount of snakes in fairfax.
Bleh9 wrote:
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> bUt baTshiT crAZy fInN dOublE dIppiNg mOThErfUcker seLliNg snAkeS ouT FrOnT
Speaking of the infinite amount of snakes in Fairfax...
..I find it interesting, that in spite of the abundance of these slithering reptiles,the double dipping scoundrel himself, Finn , somehow mananges to sell the snakes on the street.
That is one hell of a salesman!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: August 09, 2012 03:16PM
BLEH9 Wrote:
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> BLEH baTshit cRAZY tImE wIth dOctoR KaTzEn dO noT
> likE haVinG onE snAke oN eaCH teSticAL haNginG ouT
> oF a fIftH flOoR uPside DowN ovEr FaIrfaX
> bOoLEVARD
From now on when I think I'm having a bad day I'm going to say to myself, "BananaFace, it could be worse - at least you don't have a snake on each testical hanging out of a fifth floor upside down over Fairfax Boolevard."
Thanks BLEH!
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> BLEH baTshit cRAZY tImE wIth dOctoR KaTzEn dO noT
> likE haVinG onE snAke oN eaCH teSticAL haNginG ouT
> oF a fIftH flOoR uPside DowN ovEr FaIrfaX
> bOoLEVARD
From now on when I think I'm having a bad day I'm going to say to myself, "BananaFace, it could be worse - at least you don't have a snake on each testical hanging out of a fifth floor upside down over Fairfax Boolevard."
Thanks BLEH!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 09, 2012 03:25PM
BLEH tHis iS teRIBLE wOmaN oN buS HaD snAkes fLyINg ouT oF hEr uNdeRweaR sHe smILEd haIr tUrned oN fiRe aNd sHe yElliNg snaKes pEOpLes oN bUS chAnt sNakes SnAKes snAKEs aS boSs maN drIves bouNCing uP aNd dOwN oN snAKes sHOpErS iS fULl oF SnAKeS fAir cIty maLl hAS sO manY SnAkEs aNd bAnanA faCes yOU cAn nOt gO hErE anD bE ABeL tO avoId bOth baTshiT cRAZY moTherfuckerS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
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Date: August 09, 2012 07:17PM
snakes in her underwear!?
well of course she's going to smell if she's that disgusting
well of course she's going to smell if she's that disgusting
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
NRA 75
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Date: August 09, 2012 07:27PM
Meh, it took a couple minutes, of laughing. But I think Bleh wrote smiling. Heck, snakes coming out of a ladies underwear, perhaps there are some into that.
No disrespect Bleh because I think you are the man. In fact, you've changed me from not liking any of your posts, to both busting out laughing, but also taking snake and banana face warnings under advisement, to just appreciating the small things in life.
However, this is without a doubt, the MOST batshit crazy stuff I've seen anywhere on the internet. No thread on here or facebook is more crazy. This is a good thing, no worries on that, but this is the craziest shit ever. For that I applaud, and if I ever run into you, like BEH I think I'd just hand over every cent I have in my pocket.
No disrespect Bleh because I think you are the man. In fact, you've changed me from not liking any of your posts, to both busting out laughing, but also taking snake and banana face warnings under advisement, to just appreciating the small things in life.
However, this is without a doubt, the MOST batshit crazy stuff I've seen anywhere on the internet. No thread on here or facebook is more crazy. This is a good thing, no worries on that, but this is the craziest shit ever. For that I applaud, and if I ever run into you, like BEH I think I'd just hand over every cent I have in my pocket.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: August 10, 2012 10:31AM
BananaFace Wrote:
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> BLEH9 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BLEH baTshit cRAZY tImE wIth dOctoR KaTzEn dO
> noT
> > likE haVinG onE snAke oN eaCH teSticAL haNginG
> ouT
> > oF a fIftH flOoR uPside DowN ovEr FaIrfaX
> > bOoLEVARD
>
> From now on when I think I'm having a bad day I'm
> going to say to myself, "BananaFace, it could be
> worse - at least you don't have a snake on each
> testical hanging out of a fifth floor upside down
> over Fairfax Boolevard."
>
> Thanks BLEH!
Absolutely. Aside from his obvious gift for the written word, BLEH has a way of putting things in perspective. BLEH has helped me step back and look at the big picture in life.
Thanks as always, BLEH, and thanks again for sharing!!!
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> BLEH9 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BLEH baTshit cRAZY tImE wIth dOctoR KaTzEn dO
> noT
> > likE haVinG onE snAke oN eaCH teSticAL haNginG
> ouT
> > oF a fIftH flOoR uPside DowN ovEr FaIrfaX
> > bOoLEVARD
>
> From now on when I think I'm having a bad day I'm
> going to say to myself, "BananaFace, it could be
> worse - at least you don't have a snake on each
> testical hanging out of a fifth floor upside down
> over Fairfax Boolevard."
>
> Thanks BLEH!
Absolutely. Aside from his obvious gift for the written word, BLEH has a way of putting things in perspective. BLEH has helped me step back and look at the big picture in life.
Thanks as always, BLEH, and thanks again for sharing!!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 10, 2012 10:47AM
BLEH baTshIt cRaZy aT sevEN eLeVen iN FaIrfAX thEse baTshit cRAZY baNana fACES haVe snAkes aLl ovEr thErE sO caLleD biG moNey sTore gEt biT iN thE meDiciNe laNe faT baNanA faCe woMan wIth haIr oN fIRe anD bulGiNg baTshiT cRAZY eYes sIts iN heR faT seAt geT bIt agaIn gEttIng grOceRIES sHe jusT sIts thEre rEadInG sOmE baTShit cRAZY booK FaIrfaX loSt iTs mInD yOu wOod thInk wHen cuStomers oR aS misTer JOhnSon caLls theM aT faIrfaX raCket baLl CluB guEsTs thAt thEre wooD bE a lIttLe prObleM wiTh snaKes bItiNg peOPlEs anklEs bUt nO jusT keeP oN reAdinG thAt booK baNana fAcE aS snAkes proWl thE laNes oF yOut baTShiT craZy tO faNcy tO paY aTenTion sTore
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 10, 2012 12:12PM
BLEH dOCTOR KaTzEn iS baTShiT crAzY dOctOr haS picTurEs oF FaIrfAx oN movIe scReeN plAyS movIe iN daRk rOom aBouT sNakEs anD baNanA faCes movINg iN laRge nuMbeRs tO FaIrfaX moRe arE oN thE waY baTShIt cRaZy FaIrfaX aLl rEadY haS sO maNy BaNaNa faCES snaKes moVie stOps dOctoR KaTzEN brINgs ouT mICRoFOne anD yeLls bAnaNa faCe whIle tHroWinG baNanAs a sNAKE bIg onE wItH bEady eYes anD shArP teeTh sItS oN thE sOfa snAkes aRe evEry fuCkinG paIntiNg oF doCtoR kaTzeNs baTShIt craZy oFfIce haVe tO gO geT meDicIneS aT rItE aId anD geT lunCh oF siNgiNg hAMbuRgeRs wITh AmY aT deNnys dO nOt likE goinG tO doCTor KaTzEn anD thIs doCtOr hAs proBlEms
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: August 10, 2012 01:27PM
BLEH9 Wrote:
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> FaIrfaX
> loSt iTs mInD yOu wOod thInk wHen cuStomers oR aS
> misTer JOhnSon caLls theM aT faIrfaX raCket baLl
> CluB guEsTs thAt thEre wooD bE a lIttLe prObleM
> wiTh snaKes bItiNg peOPlEs anklEs bUt nO jusT keeP
> oN reAdinG thAt booK baNana fAcE aS snAkes proWl
> thE laNes oF yOut baTShiT craZy tO faNcy tO paY
> aTenTion sTore
Once again BLEH hit the nail right on the proverbial head. There's a real lack of standards from our generation, especially in Fairfax. BLEH, I'm 100% with you on this my man. Back when my parents and grandparents were growing up, people never would have gone to 7/11 and been so nonchalant about sNakEs biting people's feet while they read a magazine. It simply was unheard of.
Aside from warning the community about snakes and banana faces, BLEH also appears to be on the front line of today's culture war, tirelessly promoting forgotten values and camaraderie that all too often seem to be overlooked in today's fast-paced, it's-all-about-me, society.
Thanks for taking a stand here, BLEH. Hopefully more people will follow your lead on this one; I know I will!
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> FaIrfaX
> loSt iTs mInD yOu wOod thInk wHen cuStomers oR aS
> misTer JOhnSon caLls theM aT faIrfaX raCket baLl
> CluB guEsTs thAt thEre wooD bE a lIttLe prObleM
> wiTh snaKes bItiNg peOPlEs anklEs bUt nO jusT keeP
> oN reAdinG thAt booK baNana fAcE aS snAkes proWl
> thE laNes oF yOut baTShiT craZy tO faNcy tO paY
> aTenTion sTore
Once again BLEH hit the nail right on the proverbial head. There's a real lack of standards from our generation, especially in Fairfax. BLEH, I'm 100% with you on this my man. Back when my parents and grandparents were growing up, people never would have gone to 7/11 and been so nonchalant about sNakEs biting people's feet while they read a magazine. It simply was unheard of.
Aside from warning the community about snakes and banana faces, BLEH also appears to be on the front line of today's culture war, tirelessly promoting forgotten values and camaraderie that all too often seem to be overlooked in today's fast-paced, it's-all-about-me, society.
Thanks for taking a stand here, BLEH. Hopefully more people will follow your lead on this one; I know I will!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ito
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Date: August 10, 2012 01:34PM
I wonder if this was shot in FaIrFaX?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
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Date: August 10, 2012 01:36PM
@Ito is the Belle Haven Marina in Fairfax? If so, thats a shitload of snakes LOL
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: August 10, 2012 01:38PM
Ito Wrote:
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> I wonder if this was shot in FaIrFaX?
>
>
I think you may have found the perfect woman for BLEH...
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> I wonder if this was shot in FaIrFaX?
>
>
I think you may have found the perfect woman for BLEH...
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 10, 2012 01:52PM
BLEH baTShiT cRaZy faRMaCiSts aT rItE aId siT iN thE fuCkiNg cHaiR oF SnAKeS aNd yoUR naMe wIll bE caLleD oUt fOr piCkinG uPediCinEs yEah sIt wiTh chaIrS oF hiSsiNg,biTinG fUckiNg FAirfaX snAkes wHen waiTiNg for meDicinE takE tHEse fUckiNg piLls dONT wOrrY aboUt thaT,huGe snAke bY thE blOod preSsure maChinE thAt wILl noTe yOur fuckiNg aRm oFf juSt grEat gO waLk iN thE sTorE wIth snAkes anD waTch AMy trY cINdYs heAd sPInniNG sHit aT thE maKe Up seCKTION gEsS iT iS oFf tO subWaY amT waNts tO gO thEre woRry iTs fUll oF baNana fACeS frOm FaIrfaX wHo saY dO onE thIng anD aRe baTShIT crAzY moTherfuckerS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 10, 2012 03:28PM
BLEH sUbwAY sHooD bE caLleD snAkewAY baTShiT craZy maN behInD wIndoW puTs snAkes oN saNd wItCheS baTShiT craZy fAt fuCkeR thRowS tOmAtoEs aT winDow whaT dO yOu waNt misTeR duNigAn yeLliNg aT peOpLeS wOrkInG snAkes sLithEr bY thE tabELS baTShiT craZy fINN dOuBlE dIppinG moThErfuCker eAtS thERe CiNdy aNd thaT fuckiNg sPinning HeAd uPsidE dowN taBels chAirS oN ceIliNg baTShIt craZy HoRaCe shOwS uP anD smaShes sAnd witcH inTo miLliOnS oF pEeCeS whilE puncHinG saNd witcH ovEn scReamS fuCk yoU sOda maCHiNE saIs fuCk yoU poSter oF faT maN waLkinG wIth snAkes caRry hiM dooRs loCk lightS oFf baTShIt craZy tiP jaR fuLl oF SnAKeS boSs maN puTs grEeDy hanDs iN theRE SMIlinG aS snAKes biTe hiS fingErs anD thE naN plaYiNg piyAnoS siNgs aBouT sNaKEs maKinG FaIrfaX hoNe forevWr dO nOT likE peOpleS walkInG bY wiTh caT heAd signS and caR wiTH purPlE smoke ovErfloW wiTh snaKes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
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Date: August 10, 2012 04:21PM
There is always Walgreens and Quiznos.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ito
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Date: August 10, 2012 04:43PM
> sUbwAY sHooD bE caLleD snAkewAY
Once again, BLEH is spot-on. I will from now on refer to Subway as snAkewAY.
Once again, BLEH is spot-on. I will from now on refer to Subway as snAkewAY.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
say hey ya
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Date: August 10, 2012 07:52PM
Blehs ramblings again are proof of why some support government healthcare. I don't like the govt mandating mine but for folks like Bleh there should be some sort of assistance. I do appreciate the snake updates though.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 11, 2012 09:42AM
BLEH dO noT LikE waKinG uP iN KaY maRts tOy macHinEs wIth clawS oF giaNT snaKEs baTShiT craZy dO noT LikE haVinG tO waIt foR fiRe meN To oPen uP maChiNE anD boSs maN angRy yeLlinG miNd yOur oWN banaNA faCe pROLly sNakE lovER whO slEePs iN beD oF SnAKeS AMD sHowErs wIth tHeSE fuLl oF teeTh moTherfuckeRs FaIrfax sHooD chaNge itS NaMe tO snaKe faX baTShiT craZy lanD oF SnAKeS anD baNanA FaCes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 11, 2012 11:20AM
Are they like "Select Comfort" to sleep in? Without the snakes, of course.
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 11, 2012 03:04PM
BLEH yoU caLL a taXi cAb hEre aNd FaIrfaX caBs aRe baTSHit cRaZY gEt iN baCk wIth fINN dOuBlE dIppiNG moTherfUckEr CinDy wHos fuckinG heaD jusT kEepS oN spiNning aWaY cAB dRivEr haS snAKeS iN frONt sEaTs baTShIt crAzY iN caR iS raDiO hE tUrnS staTion morE snAkes sHow uP iS iT poSsIbEL tO gO tO dEnnYs wIth nO sNaKes riDiNg iN thE caR wITH soMe baTShIt craZy baNaNA fACE drIveR FaIrfax iS thE laNd oF SnAKeS aNd bANanA faCes evErY onE,iN thIs snAKe iNfEstEd laNd iS baTShiT crAZY thErE beTter bE siNgiNg hAMbuRGeRs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 11, 2012 06:52PM
Bleh, cabs are notorious for having shitty service, questionable drivers, and standards that just aren't what other forms of transportation are known for.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 11, 2012 08:03PM
BLEH, woke up in a toy machine in KaY maRt this morning? Good grief. I though snack machines that screamed "fuck you" were bad enough. Thanks for the warning, BLEH.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 11, 2012 08:13PM
Seriously if I ever wake up in one of those, I will shit myself.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEESH9
()
Date: August 12, 2012 07:47PM
BLEESH miSteR JOhnSon iS sHowInG hIs caRds baTShIt craZy maN iS a baNaNa faCE jUst liKE HiS geStS aT faIrfaX raCkEt cluB thEse snaKe wOrshIpiNg baNaNA faCeS sPit ouT snAke eGgs frOm thErE moUtHs HoRaCe rIppED DoWn a NeT anD nOw miStER baTShIt craZy baNaNA,fACE JOhnsOn wHo dOes wHaT evEr baNana fAcEs iN wHiTe sHoRts anD sHiRts waNt tHeSe snAke wOrsHIPERS At hoNe caLl thE inSuraNce peOpleS mY zEniTh TeLiVisIon waS eaTen bY thE faNcY pyThOn I haVe thAt livEs iN thE laP Of luxurY iN a leTheR sOfA aLl daY watChInG baTShiT crAzy shoWs inSurance maN saIs nO proBlem tO baNana fAcE aRe reCords sHow yOu liVe iN FaIrfAX lanD oF SnAKeS baTShit cRAZY miStEr JohnSon saIs blEeSH takE twO daYs oFf aNd paY foR HoRace rIpping thE neT gooD lucK BanaNa faCe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Puddin Taint
()
Date: August 13, 2012 06:58AM
BLEESH9 = BLEH9 or baNana fAcE iMpoSteR ?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEESH9
()
Date: August 13, 2012 08:11AM
BLEESH tOday wEnT tO iHop oF FaIrfAX taLkinG paNkAKEs saY waTch ouT fOr baTShIt crAzy snAkes wOmaN wIth puRpLe eYeS brInGs coFeE tO tabEl fuLl oF SnAKeS scReamiNg baNaNa faCES aT tabELs eaT dO noT caRe tHis laNd oF FaIrfAX iS coLd aS insidE tHE snaKes bEllY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEESH9
()
Date: August 13, 2012 08:38AM
BLEESH sO iT iS finE To haVe snAkes In tHE dinInG aRea buT thE boSs maN bATShiT crAzy snAke lovInG baNanA faCe saIs gEt oUt yoU geT ouT BanaNa fACe miNd yOUr owN pROLly plAyiNg wIth snAkes iN kitchEn wHilE cloWnS ouT FrOnT wIth bloodY wHiTe fiNgeR glOvEs biTch aBouT yOu baNana fACe yOu paY gooD moNieS anD thIS iS whAt yoU geT buNchEs oF hiSsiNg snAkes anD a baTShIt craZy bOss mAN maKeinG yoU leaVe pROLly dRinKinG haVe fuN wIth yOur hiSsinG frIendS bAnaNa faCe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
vBLEESH9
()
Date: August 13, 2012 09:52AM
BLEESH hOw iN thE fuCk teRriBLE baTShiT craZy gO tO shoPeRs tO gEt fOod noT snaKes whaT thE fuCk enDs uP iN thE baSket baTShiT craZy hiVE oF SnAKeS baTShIt craZy CiNdy abD thAt fuCkinG sPiNNING heAd waNt tO haVe boSS maN thrOw s aLes aT heR biTe heR neCk sToP thE heAd sPInniNG baTShiT craZy iT caUzEs pRobLemS trY tO remeMbEr whAt tO gEt wIth heAd sPInniNG baTShiT crAZy CiNdy aNd snAKeS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEESH9
()
Date: August 13, 2012 11:10AM
BLEESH baTShIt crAzY DUlleS tOll rOaD jJ taKes tO sYChiaTrusT pUts coInS iN buCkeTs aNd sNAKeS graB hIs haNd tHis iS tOll booTh neaR woLf traP baTShiT craZy,maN wOrkiNg inSide gEt angRy scReeMinG juMpiNg uP anD doWn paY paY paY yOuR tOll yOu paY yoUr tOll bAnaNa faCe gEt yOur faT aSs,ouT aNd paY yoUr tOll sTop puTtiNg snaKeS iN buCkETS jJs fIngeRs blooDy,snaKe biTes baTShiT craZy waNt tO gET tO doCToR aNd juSt aVoiD snaKes aND baNanA faCES
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEESH9
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Date: August 13, 2012 12:01PM
BLEESH baTShit cRAZY caN noT gO tO sYChiaTruST tOday pROLly dRunk juDge sAy yoU haVe bEeN dRinkinG nO yOu thE onE wiTh booZe anD snAkes iN yOuR seAt baNaNa faCE jJs caR haS bEen taKen tO loT aS oFficErs puT iT thEre jJ diD nOt knOw yoU coOD noT drIve caR wITH nO dOorS baTShiT craZy offIceRs gEt taXi fUll oF SnAKeS foR riDe baCk tO FaIrFaX tHiS daY I'd teRriblE
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meh
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Date: August 13, 2012 12:42PM
BlEESH9 = BLEH9 + EESH?!
Terrifying new developments.
Terrifying new developments.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEESH9
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Date: August 13, 2012 02:56PM
BLEESH weNt ovEr tO loTeY iN FaIrfAX maN wIth shOppiNg cArT fUll oF SnAKeS aLmosT,ruN ovEr clIff aNd hoRaCe pAy aTenTion baNana fACe storE fulL oF hiSsiNg snAkes bY tHe oraNgEs bE caRefuL iF gEttInG fIngeRs iN pRoduce miTe enD uP wIth baTShiT crazY blooDY sTumpS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
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Date: August 13, 2012 05:16PM
Bleesh Bleh whatever your name is. Today wasn't so bad after all and those toll booths are expensive, and bite ones wallet. Is that a parable you wrote?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEESH9
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Date: August 14, 2012 07:00AM
BLEESH sPenT lasT niGHt iN FaIrfaX drUnk tAnk tHIs nOt pLaCe tO bE fOod tErrIble snAkes aLl ovER teLl haRds aBout snAKes tHEy looK oTheR waY baTShiT craZy FaIrFaX iS fuLl oF baNaNa faCes aNd tOdaY loTs oF thEm wIll bE plAyinG raCket BaLl spoRT,oF baNaNa FaCEs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEESH9
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Date: August 14, 2012 09:59AM
BLEESH fEeL nOt,aS teRIBLE snAkes dO noT haVe,haNgovErS buT sLEEP unDer bED aT bOoLEVARD HoteL baTShiT craZy boSs maN thRows sNaKes aT dOor tHis moRniNg iT iS nOt gooD To oPen yOuR dOor tO fiNd snAke sHit anD snAkE,guTs oN iT baTShit cRAzY baNanA fACE gEt oFf yOur fAt aSs yOu wIlL NoT wIn snAkes oN tHe prIce iS rIght iT iS oN baNaNa faCes TeLiVisIon aLl thE tIme tOdaY goiNg tO sEe doCtOr KaTzEN anD sEe iF FiNn doUblE dIPpiNg moTherfuckER hAs A nEw caR BArBie aNd heAd sPinnINg cIndY aRe gOinG tO fInD joBs toDaY anD jJ hoRaCe aNd clIff aRe gOInG boWlinG aT FaIrfax lAnEs lETs hOpE cliFf ruNs ovEr snAkes wIth bowlINg,baLls
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
klinghoffer
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Date: August 14, 2012 10:53AM
StOopiD ThReaD
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEESH9
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Date: August 14, 2012 11:14AM
BLEESH baTsHit cRaZY FaIrfax laNd Of SnAkEs aNd baNaNa fAcEs sNaKes aLl ovEr FaIrfAx bOoLEVARD iS iT To mUcH tO aSk foR snAKe fRee zonEs aT lEeSt hAve sOme aReaS wHeRe sNakEs dO nOt gEt iN thE waY oF peOpleS wHo aRe nOt baNaNa faCes cAn a pEOpleS wRitE tO FaIrfaX boSs maN aNd saY fIne FaIrfaX iS laNd oF snAkes aNd baNaNa faCeS anD maNy peOpleS wHo aRe baTShiT crAzY,likE miSter duNigaN anD doCtoR OlSon aNd baTShiT crAzy heaD spInning cIndY aNd doUblE diPpIng moTherfuckER FiNn aNd gaT peOplEs wHo waTch prIcE iS rIghT aT bOoLEVARD HoTeL oR boSs maN aT sHOpErS wHo doEs nOt caRe aBouT snaKes biTiNg anD hIssiNg aT pEopLeS giVInG mOneY foR brEaD baTShIt crAzy dReaM oF snAke frEe oR leSs snAke anD baTShiT craZy baNaNa fACE FaIrfax
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEESH9
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Date: August 14, 2012 01:09PM
BLEESH sPenT tImE wIth doCtor KaTzEN saT oN chAir taKe oFf sHoeS liGhtS gO oUt moViE scReeN tUrnS oN caLm tiMe iS oN scReen smIle snAke bitEs tOe saIs cAlm tiMe snAKe biTes tOe oVer anD ovER blooDy tOes huRt caLm tiME iS noW a pRoblem iN baTShIt craZy FaIrFaX doCtOr KaTzEn hAs iSsues baTShiT crAzy baNana faCe spEnt tIme iN yeLlow zIp blaNket caLlEd baNana faCe bAnaNa faCE BananA faCe puT toEs iN taNk wIth snAkes biTing fEeT docToR KaTzEn iS baTShiT crAZy nEed caLm tiME anD AMy tO puT baNdages oN toEs thIs sHiT huRts
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Patrick [redacted]
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Date: August 14, 2012 02:19PM
What happened to your name BLEH?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/14/2012 02:20PM by Patrick Andrew Larrieu.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/14/2012 02:20PM by Patrick Andrew Larrieu.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: August 14, 2012 02:35PM
Patrick Wrote:
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> What happened to your name BLEH?
Excellent question Patrick and I’m SO glad to see you and eesh are getting along so well now. It is quite apparent that he wants to see you succeed in your journey to sobriety and I am confident that he will continue to serve as a rock solid pillar of moral support for you. See what great things can happen when one brings the fight to the demon head on!!!
@BLEH: I noticed your name has turned to BLEESH and I’m not quite sure what to make of this latest development here. Additionally, BEH is nowhere to be found. Terrible thoughts are racing through my head right now.
Eesh, himself has not posted in 4 days and this must be some kind of record here. Right about the time that they went MIA, BLEH, you changed your name to BLEESH. Did you eat eesh, and Beh, BLEH? They are my friends and your supporters, BLEH, so if you did that was not very nice?
Perhaps eesh and BEH were hanging out with BLEH and they all were eaten at the same time forming a new entity known as BLEESH. Looking at his profile, I can see that eesh has logged in but has not posted. In the past, BLEH has been able to use his laptop while inside snakes. Maybe BLEESH(the BEH-BLEH-eesh conglomerate) is trying to do the same here, but the keyboard is ruined from all the sNaKe stomach acid.
I’m really not sure who this new character, BLEESH is. But if it is a combination of BEH, BLEH and eesh, then it is a friend of mine! If you are in trouble, BLEESH and can read my post then send out a signal of some sort…the cavalry is ready to come to the rescue….
@ Patrick: please do not let the fact that one of your most important supporters may be in serious danger cause a relapse. You have less than a week sober so I’m sure it must be extremely difficult for you but remember this; Eesh may not be posting now, but make no mistake, he is most definitely here for you in spirit watching over you!!!. However, I am confident that eesh will turn up soon. You may want to pray for him however. I know AA is a faith based support group!!!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/15/2012 12:13AM by TheNorthman.
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> What happened to your name BLEH?
Excellent question Patrick and I’m SO glad to see you and eesh are getting along so well now. It is quite apparent that he wants to see you succeed in your journey to sobriety and I am confident that he will continue to serve as a rock solid pillar of moral support for you. See what great things can happen when one brings the fight to the demon head on!!!
@BLEH: I noticed your name has turned to BLEESH and I’m not quite sure what to make of this latest development here. Additionally, BEH is nowhere to be found. Terrible thoughts are racing through my head right now.
Eesh, himself has not posted in 4 days and this must be some kind of record here. Right about the time that they went MIA, BLEH, you changed your name to BLEESH. Did you eat eesh, and Beh, BLEH? They are my friends and your supporters, BLEH, so if you did that was not very nice?
Perhaps eesh and BEH were hanging out with BLEH and they all were eaten at the same time forming a new entity known as BLEESH. Looking at his profile, I can see that eesh has logged in but has not posted. In the past, BLEH has been able to use his laptop while inside snakes. Maybe BLEESH(the BEH-BLEH-eesh conglomerate) is trying to do the same here, but the keyboard is ruined from all the sNaKe stomach acid.
I’m really not sure who this new character, BLEESH is. But if it is a combination of BEH, BLEH and eesh, then it is a friend of mine! If you are in trouble, BLEESH and can read my post then send out a signal of some sort…the cavalry is ready to come to the rescue….
@ Patrick: please do not let the fact that one of your most important supporters may be in serious danger cause a relapse. You have less than a week sober so I’m sure it must be extremely difficult for you but remember this; Eesh may not be posting now, but make no mistake, he is most definitely here for you in spirit watching over you!!!. However, I am confident that eesh will turn up soon. You may want to pray for him however. I know AA is a faith based support group!!!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/15/2012 12:13AM by TheNorthman.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: August 14, 2012 02:52PM
BLEH/BLEESH, at least it is your toes being bit and not your testicles. That was a very valuable lesson I learned from you back when you were BLEH.
Hang in there, buddy! How is Amy? Also, what kind of health care plan are you on that you can afford visits to both Dr. Katzen (not a fan of him, by the way) and Dr. Olson?
Hang in there, buddy! How is Amy? Also, what kind of health care plan are you on that you can afford visits to both Dr. Katzen (not a fan of him, by the way) and Dr. Olson?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
()
Date: August 14, 2012 02:53PM
TheNorthman Wrote:
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> Patrick [redacted] Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What happened to your name BLEH?
>
>
> Excellent question Patrick and I’m SO glad to
> see you and eesh are getting along so well now.
> It is quite apparent that he wants to see you
> succeed in your journey to sobriety and I am
> confident that he will continue to serve as a rock
> solid pillar of moral support for you. See what
> great things can happen when one brings the fight
> to the demon head on!!!
>
> @BLEH: I noticed your name has turned to BLEESH
> and I’m not quite sure what to make of this
> latest development here. Additionally, BEH is
> nowhere to be found. Terrible thoughts are racing
> through my head right now.
>
> Eesh, himself has not posted in 4 days and this
> must be some kind of record here. Right about the
> time that they went MIA, BLEH, you changed your
> name to BLEESH. Did you eat eesh, and Beh, BLEH?
> They are my friends and your supporters, BLEH, so
> if you did that was not very nice?
>
> Perhaps eesh and BEH were hanging out with BLEH
> and they all were eaten at the same time forming a
> new entity known as BLEESH. Looking at his
> profile, I can see that eesh has logged in but has
> not posted. In the past, BLEH has been able to
> use his laptop while inside snakes. Maybe
> BLEESH(the BEH-BLEH-eesh conglomerate) is trying
> to do the same here, but the keyboard is ruined
> from all the sNaKe stomach acid.
>
> I’m really not sure who this new character,
> BLEESH is. But if it is a combination of BEH,
> BLEH and eesh, then it is a friend of mine! If
> you are in trouble, BLEESH and can read my post
> then send out a signal of some sort…the cavalry
> is ready to come to the rescue….
>
> @ Patrick Larrieu: please do not let the fact
> that one of your most important supporters may be
> in serious danger cause a relapse. You have less
> than a week sober so I’m sure it must be
> extremely difficult for you but remember this;
> Eesh may not be posting now, but make no mistake,
> he is most definitely here for you in spirit
> watching over you!!!. However, I am confident
> that eesh will turn up soon. You may want to pray
> for him however. I know AA is a faith based
> support group!!!
The Northman sees the overall. I miss BEH's insight as well.
edit by Cary: Full name redacted from quoted text.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/19/2013 02:48AM by Cary.
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> Patrick [redacted] Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What happened to your name BLEH?
>
>
> Excellent question Patrick and I’m SO glad to
> see you and eesh are getting along so well now.
> It is quite apparent that he wants to see you
> succeed in your journey to sobriety and I am
> confident that he will continue to serve as a rock
> solid pillar of moral support for you. See what
> great things can happen when one brings the fight
> to the demon head on!!!
>
> @BLEH: I noticed your name has turned to BLEESH
> and I’m not quite sure what to make of this
> latest development here. Additionally, BEH is
> nowhere to be found. Terrible thoughts are racing
> through my head right now.
>
> Eesh, himself has not posted in 4 days and this
> must be some kind of record here. Right about the
> time that they went MIA, BLEH, you changed your
> name to BLEESH. Did you eat eesh, and Beh, BLEH?
> They are my friends and your supporters, BLEH, so
> if you did that was not very nice?
>
> Perhaps eesh and BEH were hanging out with BLEH
> and they all were eaten at the same time forming a
> new entity known as BLEESH. Looking at his
> profile, I can see that eesh has logged in but has
> not posted. In the past, BLEH has been able to
> use his laptop while inside snakes. Maybe
> BLEESH(the BEH-BLEH-eesh conglomerate) is trying
> to do the same here, but the keyboard is ruined
> from all the sNaKe stomach acid.
>
> I’m really not sure who this new character,
> BLEESH is. But if it is a combination of BEH,
> BLEH and eesh, then it is a friend of mine! If
> you are in trouble, BLEESH and can read my post
> then send out a signal of some sort…the cavalry
> is ready to come to the rescue….
>
> @ Patrick Larrieu: please do not let the fact
> that one of your most important supporters may be
> in serious danger cause a relapse. You have less
> than a week sober so I’m sure it must be
> extremely difficult for you but remember this;
> Eesh may not be posting now, but make no mistake,
> he is most definitely here for you in spirit
> watching over you!!!. However, I am confident
> that eesh will turn up soon. You may want to pray
> for him however. I know AA is a faith based
> support group!!!
The Northman sees the overall. I miss BEH's insight as well.
edit by Cary: Full name redacted from quoted text.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/19/2013 02:48AM by Cary.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 14, 2012 03:03PM
My goodness! I'm away for a few days and the world has changed!
Thank God for The Northman, Banana Face, Patrick Andrew Larrieu,and all who moniter the trials and tribulations of Bleh, who seems to have evolved into Bleesh.
I have to catch up now, because so much has happened. Yet, so much has remained the same.
Thank God for The Northman, Banana Face, Patrick Andrew Larrieu,and all who moniter the trials and tribulations of Bleh, who seems to have evolved into Bleesh.
I have to catch up now, because so much has happened. Yet, so much has remained the same.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 14, 2012 03:32PM
I cannot stop laughing. Bleh, Bleesh, whatever the hell your name is. I seriously cannot stop laughing. Its a good thing I'm at home, because if someone heard my laughing, they'd probably think I was "batshit crazy." Perhaps I am, although I'm not going to see Dr. Olson or Dr. Katzen for sure. Their methods are extreme, to say the least.
Bleesh, if you can read this, I'll try to post the County Exec's email, so you can bring up the snakes issue. Can you imagine the letter: DeAr MR GriFfin snAkes aNd bAnaNa faCes aRe iN FairFax, thEy arE bATshit CrAzy.
This thread is without a doubt "batshit crazy" but count me as a fan.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/14/2012 03:34PM by Tough One.
Bleesh, if you can read this, I'll try to post the County Exec's email, so you can bring up the snakes issue. Can you imagine the letter: DeAr MR GriFfin snAkes aNd bAnaNa faCes aRe iN FairFax, thEy arE bATshit CrAzy.
This thread is without a doubt "batshit crazy" but count me as a fan.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/14/2012 03:34PM by Tough One.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Patrick [redacted]
()
Date: August 14, 2012 04:03PM
Thank you so much for your words of support Northman, it really means a lot to me. Times like these make me realize how trivial these little online tiffs really are. I know eesh and I had our differences but the truth of the matter is that eesh has always been like a father figure to me, due to the fact that my parents divorced when I was young. I’d like to think he feels the same; that I am like a child to him. I know he cares.
Northman, when you told me that eesh was watching over me, I felt a surge of power burst through my body like never before!!! OH the wonders of AA! Just the thought of eesh watching over my shoulder makes me think of him as my Guardian Angel and brings me closer to my higher power providing me with the strength to stay sober!!!
Hell, eesh may BE my higher power, who knows!!! That’s something I’ll have to talk to my sponsor about. Right now we should all pray for his safe return. I will also go to 5 meetings a day until I know he is safe.
Peace and Sobriety to All,
Patrick
Northman, when you told me that eesh was watching over me, I felt a surge of power burst through my body like never before!!! OH the wonders of AA! Just the thought of eesh watching over my shoulder makes me think of him as my Guardian Angel and brings me closer to my higher power providing me with the strength to stay sober!!!
Hell, eesh may BE my higher power, who knows!!! That’s something I’ll have to talk to my sponsor about. Right now we should all pray for his safe return. I will also go to 5 meetings a day until I know he is safe.
Peace and Sobriety to All,
Patrick
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 14, 2012 06:14PM
From Northman: Perhaps eesh and BEH were hanging out with BLEH and they all were eaten at the same time forming a new entity known as BLEESH. Looking at his profile, I can see that eesh has logged in but has not posted. In the past, BLEH has been able to use his laptop while inside snakes. Maybe BLEESH(the BEH-BLEH-eesh conglomerate) is trying to do the same here, but the keyboard is ruined from all the sNaKe stomach acid.
You could be right on this.I hope not.
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You could be right on this.I hope not.
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 14, 2012 11:34PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/06/2013 10:39PM by eesh.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/06/2013 10:39PM by eesh.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 14, 2012 11:37PM
BLEESH9 Wrote:
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> BLEESH sPenT tImE wIth doCtor KaTzEN saT oN chAir
> taKe oFf sHoeS liGhtS gO oUt moViE scReeN tUrnS oN
> caLm tiMe iS oN scReen smIle snAke bitEs tOe saIs
> cAlm tiMe snAKe biTes tOe oVer anD ovER blooDy
> tOes huRt caLm tiME iS noW a pRoblem iN baTShIt
> craZy FaIrFaX doCtOr KaTzEn hAs iSsues baTShiT
> crAzy baNana faCe spEnt tIme iN yeLlow zIp blaNket
> caLlEd baNana faCe bAnaNa faCE BananA faCe puT
> toEs iN taNk wIth snAkes biTing fEeT docToR KaTzEn
> iS baTShiT crAZy nEed caLm tiME anD AMy tO puT
> baNdages oN toEs thIs sHiT huRts
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> BLEESH sPenT tImE wIth doCtor KaTzEN saT oN chAir
> taKe oFf sHoeS liGhtS gO oUt moViE scReeN tUrnS oN
> caLm tiMe iS oN scReen smIle snAke bitEs tOe saIs
> cAlm tiMe snAKe biTes tOe oVer anD ovER blooDy
> tOes huRt caLm tiME iS noW a pRoblem iN baTShIt
> craZy FaIrFaX doCtOr KaTzEn hAs iSsues baTShiT
> crAzy baNana faCe spEnt tIme iN yeLlow zIp blaNket
> caLlEd baNana faCe bAnaNa faCE BananA faCe puT
> toEs iN taNk wIth snAkes biTing fEeT docToR KaTzEn
> iS baTShiT crAZy nEed caLm tiME anD AMy tO puT
> baNdages oN toEs thIs sHiT huRts
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Posted by:
BLEESH9
()
Date: August 15, 2012 07:26AM
BLEESH tERIBLe nIghT FAIrfax bOoLEVARD HOTeL iS fuLl oF snaKes caN noT sLeeP evEry tiMe waKe uP wIth snaKes sLigHT rinG iN bEd baTShiT craZy duNkiN doNutS tHis daY jeLly dOnut saIs fuCk yoU,FuCk yOu bAnaNa faCe smAsh dOnUtS,oN taBeL onE dOnuT twO donuT thRee doNut smAShEd baNana faCe bOss maN aNgry yeLliNg yoUr dOnuTs taLk smAck lOok aT thEm mOTherfuckER,baTShiT craZy geT kiCked oUt dO boT eaT heRe,tHis placE iS fULl oF dOnuTs thAt arE rUde anD tHe diNinG aRea hAs loTs oF snaKes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 15, 2012 08:11AM
Bleesh, I have found Dunkin Donuts to be incredibly rude, I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed.
The Jelly Donuts seem to be especially ill mannered.
May I make a suggestion?
The Danish at Panera are a bit sarcastic, but have much better manners than any other local or chain pastry or donut shop.
But like you, my favorite breakfast happens to be the singing pancakes at McDonalds.
The Jelly Donuts seem to be especially ill mannered.
May I make a suggestion?
The Danish at Panera are a bit sarcastic, but have much better manners than any other local or chain pastry or donut shop.
But like you, my favorite breakfast happens to be the singing pancakes at McDonalds.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 15, 2012 09:30AM
BLEH baTShIt crAzy rIdE,oN buS iN FaIrfaX bAnaNa faCe iN suiT tIe sHoes sOcks taLkiNg oN phOne dO yOu noT sEe tHe coiLed viPEr reAdy tO stRikE yoU nO yOu waNt tO taLk aBout yOuR baTShiT crAzy mEetiNg aNd hOw yOu arE gOing tO maKe cHANGES aT yOuR oFficE yOur beAdy eYes looK nO wheRE nEaR tHis hIssinG baTShiT crAzY aNimAl thAt wiLl biTe yOur eArs oFf baTShiT craZy looK aRounD sTop bLaBbering aNd maYbe yoUr eaRs wIll bE prOtectED yOu juSt caRe aBouT baNaNa fACE baTShIt crAzy buSiness bUt whO caRes aboUT thE baTShiT crAzy snAke waItiNg tO pouNcE aT yOu baTShiT crAzy baNana fACe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 15, 2012 12:12PM
BLEH CIndy heAd sPinnINg crAzy bItch aNd doUBlE dIppiNg fINN moTherfucker wEnt tO FaIrfaX bMw thEre aRe maNy baNAna faCes ThErs FInn doUble dIppiNg moTherfuckerS cAr brOke doWn baNanA faCe bOSs,maN saIs dO noT fiX yOur caR doDge caRs gO tO dodGe fuCkinG buLLshiT caR brOke doWN iN MaRy fIeld aNd baNaNa faCe saIs gEt ouT nO yOu geT ouT baNana fACe yOu fiX caRs fiX FiNns caR douBle dIppeRs anD gEt fInN anD heAd sPINNING cINdY cLiff hORaCe oN thE wAY tHis plaCe dO noT gO heRe fuLl oF snaKes anD baNana faCes shELl sTatiIn fiXes fInN douBle diPpinG moTherfuCkers carS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 15, 2012 12:18PM
Bleh, the invention of the cell phone is a wonderful thing, but it does bring out the obnoxious in some.
How many times have I had to endure someones conversation, rudely yelled into those little devices , and wished that some coiled viper would come along and strike the offender?
Finally, it happens , and Bleh is there to witness and report.
I consider Blehs message the feel good post of the day.
Thanks Bleh!
How many times have I had to endure someones conversation, rudely yelled into those little devices , and wished that some coiled viper would come along and strike the offender?
Finally, it happens , and Bleh is there to witness and report.
I consider Blehs message the feel good post of the day.
Thanks Bleh!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 15, 2012 12:23PM
Aha! So, some poetic justice has been served to Finn, the aforementioned double dipper motherfucker!
Probably, in the long run , its better the car failed. With Cindy's head spinning, how can anyone concentrate on driving?
Probably, in the long run , its better the car failed. With Cindy's head spinning, how can anyone concentrate on driving?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 15, 2012 12:53PM
BLEH wEnt tO fiVe meN buRgeRs siNgiNg haMburgerS anD hoRaCe gETs angRy wIth maN wIth puRplE eyEs anD a mEtaL heAd wHo yeLled aT hiM baTShit cRAzY jusT waNT cAlm tiMe LiSen tO haMbuRgeRs siNgiNg aNd sIt aT a snAke fRee taBel whiLe douBle dIPpinG moTherfucker FINn anD thaT heAd sPINNING hORe gEt hiS caR fiXed hoRACE teLls aT maN maN yeLls aT hoRaCe FUCk yOu nO FUCk yOu hORaCe nEeDs tO fiNd caLm tIME aBd rUins iT aNgrY noW caN a mAn haVe cAlm tiMe iN FAIrfaX caN a sNakE eaT hoRaCe thIs iS buLl sHit anD thIs lanD oF snaKes aND baNanA faCEs iS baTShit cRAZY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 15, 2012 01:11PM
"noW caN a mAn haVe cAlm tiMe iN FAIrfaX caN a sNakE eaT hoRaCe thIs iS buLl sHit anD thIs lanD oF snaKes aND baNanA faCEs iS baTShit cRAZY"
Such a philosophical question....but is there an answer?
Such a philosophical question....but is there an answer?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 15, 2012 04:40PM
BLEH gOt kicKed ouT oF bOoLeVARD HoteL tHese baTShiT crAzy FaIrfax peOpleS arE baNaNa faCes nOw aT rOdewaY iNN tHis plAcE sEems tO haVe nO snaKes iN tHe icE maChinE aNd aT leaSt nO FaT banaNa faCe waTchiNg tHe prIcE iS RIghT likE yOu aRe gOinG tO wIn prIzes sIttiNg oN yOur faT maN chAiR wIth bunDeLs oF snAkes baTShiT craZy gOod foR nOthinG lEts watCh TeLiVisIon aS snaKes aRE aLl ovEr thE beD anD raZor teeTh dOes noT reMove thE snaKEs oR clEaN thE baThroomS thaT hoTel iS a Shit Hole oF snAKeS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 15, 2012 06:29PM
BLEH gOt kicKed ouT oF bOoLeVARD HoteL tHese
Bleh, you have some balls to stay at do you mean the Boulevard Motel in Fairfax? I'd be more afraid of the bed bugs there, than any snakes. Even in my wild days of banging skanks, even the Anchor's Ass next to that scared the shit out of me.
hoRaCe FUCk yOu nO FUCk yOu
He might be causing you some problems Bleh. I'd stay clear of him, as he just sounds like trouble.
**Have any successful communications been made with Bleh? I'm just wondering if there's a way to "reach" Bleh. I admire his courage, and laughter provided from his various adventures, but want to know more about the man himself. For instance, what does he look like, his aspirations in life, and his philosophy on life in Fairfax aside from Banana Faces and snakes.
Bleh, you have some balls to stay at do you mean the Boulevard Motel in Fairfax? I'd be more afraid of the bed bugs there, than any snakes. Even in my wild days of banging skanks, even the Anchor's Ass next to that scared the shit out of me.
hoRaCe FUCk yOu nO FUCk yOu
He might be causing you some problems Bleh. I'd stay clear of him, as he just sounds like trouble.
**Have any successful communications been made with Bleh? I'm just wondering if there's a way to "reach" Bleh. I admire his courage, and laughter provided from his various adventures, but want to know more about the man himself. For instance, what does he look like, his aspirations in life, and his philosophy on life in Fairfax aside from Banana Faces and snakes.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 16, 2012 05:43AM
BLEH thIs moRNing aT MaC doNaLds theRe aRe a loT,oF baNaNa faCes yeLlinG aT peOplEs snAkes iN paRkinG loT bY thE duMpsTER hiSsiNg baTShiT craZy juST waNt sOme caLm tIME wiTh peOple maGaZine anD taLk wiTh eggS abOuT baTShiT craZy FaIrFaX anD hOW tO geT joB baCk frOm miSTer JoHnson aT FaIrfaX racKet BaLl clUB anD hoW,tO haVe snAke fREe rIdes oN thE buS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
detox
()
Date: August 16, 2012 06:07AM
snakes from fairfax go to space
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 16, 2012 08:01AM
BLEH baTShit cRAZY maN oN bikE thRowiNg snAkes aT ciRclE whAt thE fuCk iS wRoNg wIth Fairfax tHis bikE rIder hAs haIr oN fiRe aNd bANaNA faCe looK wIth gLaZed eYes hE yeLliNg snAkes sNakes snAkes thRowiNg snAkes aLl oVER thE circLe whIlE heLiCopters thRow snAkes iN baGs FaIrfax iS laNd oF snAKeS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 16, 2012 09:20AM
BLEH tERIBLe wEnt tO SaFewaY aNd womAn wiTh fiRe eYes sHopping fOr aPpelS sHe thrOws aPpels iN baSket wIth snAKes hiSsinG tERIBLe baTShiT craZy snaKes iN evEry laNe hiSsiNg wIth moUths opEn reaDy tO stRikE aNd biTe peOples peOpleS waLk bY coiLed anGrY baTShIt craZy seRPenTs maN wIth rOtted tEetH puTs hiSsinG snAkes iN grOcery baGs peOplEs dO noT caRe thEse baTShiT craZy snaKes aRe thEse anImaLs lovEd bY peOplEs oF FaIrfaX bUnch oF baNaNA faCes tHis plAcE iS laNd oF snAKeS peOpleS viSitIng FAirfaX iS thIs whAt thEy waNt baTShiT crAzy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 16, 2012 10:28AM
"whAt thE fuCk iS wRoNg wIth Fairfax"
Good question!
Good question!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 16, 2012 11:09AM
BLEH doCtor KAtzEn iS bATshiT cRazy gO tO oFficE aNd haVe tO looK aT faIRFAX bOoLEVARD fUlL oF snAkes eVeN thE bATshIy crAzy hUge oNe eaTiNg tHE vaN docTor KAtzEn dAiS gEt uSed tO iT FaIrfaX iS laNd oF snaKes aNd bAnaNa faCes baTshit cRazY yoU aRe tHe baNaNa fAce doCtoR KaTzEn hEre lET thE snAkes biTe BlEhS tOes anD siT oN chAiRs wIth snaKes waTch fiLms oF sNakES baNaNas aNd taKE thEse baTShIt crAzy pIllS doCtoR KaTzEn hAs iSsUes baTShit crAzy snAke lovING dOctor
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 16, 2012 12:21PM
Is Dr. Katzen a board certified physician?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 16, 2012 01:14PM
BLEH baTShiT moTherfuckerS aT buRgeR kiNg hoMe oF ThE snAke haVe iT yoUr waY baNaNa fACe nO sinGinG haMburGers heRe buT snAkes aRounD thE siGn nEeD tO geT baTShiT crAzy spInning heAd CInDy ouT heRe tO waRn peOplEs oF snAKes taBEls thAt trY tO eaT yoU anD a fuCkinG ketChUp macHine thaT spITs ouT snAkES DI nOt likE taBels loCking doWn snaKes dAnGliNg frOm cEilInG anD baNana faCe boSs maN weAriNg kiNg haT scReaMiNg FaIrfax sNake burGeRs aRe hEre tO sTay trY a biTe heY baNana fAcE snAkEs biTe teLl thAt tO the mAn neaR tHe grIll dO you tHink hE WanTs tO haVe blOody fIngeRs likE thE clowNS plAyinG piYanos ouT frOnt baTShiT crAzy FaIrfaX iS nOthinG buT a snAKe inFested SwaMp
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 16, 2012 06:41PM
buRgeR kiNg hoMe oF ThE snAke haVe iT yoUr waY baNaNa fACe nO sinGinG haMburGers heRe buT snAkes aRounD
This should be BK's new slogan.Pure marketing genius.
This should be BK's new slogan.Pure marketing genius.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 17, 2012 06:52AM
BLEH lAst niGht tERIBLe reFrigErator iN roDewAy iNn aT FaIrfax bOoLEVARD tUrn oN saiS snAkes aRe noT sLowEd hErE snAkEs aRe nOt sLoweD heRe,geT uP sWeTtiNg nO snAkes aT rOdewaY wOmaN wIth cRooked eYes bUt nOt bAnaNa faCe geT uP tUrn liGht oN sIgn oN reFrIgerator fRoM AMy saIs gOodbye lEaviNg yoU sOrry baTShit crAzy teRIBLe nOw haVe tO conTenD wIth snAkes wIth nO AmY jUst pROLly trY tO geT thRu anD whY sHe leaVe tHiS iS teRIBLe gO asK eggS anD paNKAkEs,maYbe tHey haVe anSEr
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 17, 2012 07:18AM
Interesting distinction made here..."wOmaN wIth cRooked eYes bUt nOt bAnaNa faCe "
Apparently, unless otherwise noted ,most of those mentioned are in fact banana faces, including Finn, and the various fire eyed women.
The rather sad annoucement that Amy left to force Bleh to "haVe tO conTenD wIth snAkes wIth nO AmY " actually brought a tear to my eye.
Bleh is hurt and confused, and I certainly hope that the eggs and pancakes have an answer for him.
I asked my Egg McMuffin for some advice on Bleh's behalf, but I find fast food to be highly indifferent.
Apparently, unless otherwise noted ,most of those mentioned are in fact banana faces, including Finn, and the various fire eyed women.
The rather sad annoucement that Amy left to force Bleh to "haVe tO conTenD wIth snAkes wIth nO AmY " actually brought a tear to my eye.
Bleh is hurt and confused, and I certainly hope that the eggs and pancakes have an answer for him.
I asked my Egg McMuffin for some advice on Bleh's behalf, but I find fast food to be highly indifferent.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 17, 2012 08:33AM
BLEH sItting oN thE buS todaY FaIrFax is laNd oF bAnaNa fAcEs snAkes aNd sycHotiC moTherfuckERs snAkes biTe aT legS biTe tOes fuCk iT nO onE iN FaIrfaX caRes snAkes coIl aNd hIss sTrIkE,bIte reAd yOuR paPer baNaNa faCe lOoK aT yoUr wAtch bAnanA faCe taLk oN yoUr fONe baNaNa faCe plAy oN yoUR coMputer baNaNa fAcE tAlK aBouT moNeY baNanA,faCe taLk aBout bUsinEss,deAl baNaNa faCe thE snAkeS hIss wIth aNgeR bUt yOu sImPle baNana fAcEs iGnoRe tHem
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 17, 2012 10:33AM
Bleh, yes, the ignorance of the masses!
Everyone is so busy on the phone, talking about business, playing on their computers, they don't notice the danger coiled at their feet. They don't pay attention to their own toes,riddled with serpent strikes.
Great observational analogy by Bleh, highlighting the indifference of society, and how they damage themselves with their own inattentiveness to their basic well being with the distractions of their cold, materialistic , robotic existences.
Everyone is so busy on the phone, talking about business, playing on their computers, they don't notice the danger coiled at their feet. They don't pay attention to their own toes,riddled with serpent strikes.
Great observational analogy by Bleh, highlighting the indifference of society, and how they damage themselves with their own inattentiveness to their basic well being with the distractions of their cold, materialistic , robotic existences.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 17, 2012 11:38AM
BLEH gOing tO baTShIt cRazy bAyleeS cRoSs rOaDS thIs rOde waY iNn iS paIn AMy lEEves gO stAy wIth HUlIo aNd baTShIt craZy ArMando lEss moNey lEss sNakES leSs baNanA fACEs thIs fAifaX iS sycHotiC
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 17, 2012 12:18PM
Bleh, let me know how everything at Bailys Crossroad goes. I'm looking to get out of Fairfax and away from the snakes, banana faces , and the spinning head bitches as well.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 17, 2012 01:44PM
BLEH baTShiT crAzy sO fuCkinG anGry oN bUs tO bAleYs anG huLioS houSe sEe hORaCE wIth aRms a RouNd AMy whAt thE fuCk thEre hE I's iN fInN doUblE dIppinG motheRfUckErs caR wIth hEr wIth snAkes iN thE baCkseAt aHHHHHhhHHHH thaT fuCkinG baNanA fAce tOoK mY gIrL frIenD sO anGRy gO tO huLiOs aNd drInk wIne tHis iS buLlsHit aS iF siTtiNg oN thIs baTShiT craZy buS fUll oF snaKeS iS nOt a ProbLem noW thIS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 17, 2012 01:50PM
Bleh, Horace is a bastard. Everyone knew Amy was your girl. Except maybe Amy.
Don't worry Bleh, there are plenty of other head spinning fish in the sea.
Don't worry Bleh, there are plenty of other head spinning fish in the sea.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 17, 2012 08:24PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Bleh, yes, the ignorance of the masses!
>
> Everyone is so busy on the phone, talking about
> business, playing on their computers, they don't
> notice the danger coiled at their feet. They don't
> pay attention to their own toes,riddled with
> serpent strikes.
>
> Great observational analogy by Bleh, highlighting
> the indifference of society, and how they damage
> themselves with their own inattentiveness to
> their basic well being with the distractions of
> their cold, materialistic , robotic existences.
BEH and BLEH I'm howling. Beh-props. You have not only deciphered Bleh's post into such a meaningful manner, but exposed the brilliance of this sophisticated man. For that, I am profoundly thankful.
Bleh, I am sorry to hear about your girlfriend. With your insights into life, snakes, and other assorted adventures, I have NO DOUBT you are going to find a lucky lady.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Bleh, yes, the ignorance of the masses!
>
> Everyone is so busy on the phone, talking about
> business, playing on their computers, they don't
> notice the danger coiled at their feet. They don't
> pay attention to their own toes,riddled with
> serpent strikes.
>
> Great observational analogy by Bleh, highlighting
> the indifference of society, and how they damage
> themselves with their own inattentiveness to
> their basic well being with the distractions of
> their cold, materialistic , robotic existences.
BEH and BLEH I'm howling. Beh-props. You have not only deciphered Bleh's post into such a meaningful manner, but exposed the brilliance of this sophisticated man. For that, I am profoundly thankful.
Bleh, I am sorry to hear about your girlfriend. With your insights into life, snakes, and other assorted adventures, I have NO DOUBT you are going to find a lucky lady.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 18, 2012 11:01AM
BLEH thIS iS baTShit CrAY sEveN elEveN iN baYlEEs crOss roaDs fuLl oF snAKeS peOplEs ouT frOnt wIth siGns lookInG fOr snAkeS looK inSide baNanA fACe thEY coiL a ROuND tHe maGazines snAkes siT aNd luNge aT peOplEs bY thE sOda maChine thAt yElls aT peOplEs iT iS simPel gO inSide snAkes aRe eveRy fuCkinG whErE baTShiT crAzy ARmandO loaDed oN taKila cAn teLl yOu tHis iF hiS baTShIt craZy aSs waS noT slEepinG drUnk oN a soFa oF snAKeS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 18, 2012 12:56PM
ARmandO loaDed oN taKila cAn teLl yOu tHis iF hiS baTShIt craZy aSs waS noT slEepinG drUnk oN a soFa oF snAKeS
Bleh, are you talking about tequila? Ah, a drink with a worm in it, although no snakes that I'm aware of. If so, hasta luego Jose Cuervo. Don't be too harsh to Armando, as a lot of people drink to get away from their problems. Whether that is a divorce, foreclosure, or perhaps a "sofa full of snakes." People have their reasons my man.
Bleh, are you talking about tequila? Ah, a drink with a worm in it, although no snakes that I'm aware of. If so, hasta luego Jose Cuervo. Don't be too harsh to Armando, as a lot of people drink to get away from their problems. Whether that is a divorce, foreclosure, or perhaps a "sofa full of snakes." People have their reasons my man.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 18, 2012 02:30PM
BLEH dO nOt gO tO mO gRlL iN baYlEeS cROSs roADs baTShIt craZy HUlIo ARmaNdO jJ cLiFf gO maN yEllS weLcomE tO snAKes aS dOor opEnS baNaNa faCes iN suiTs tIes daRk shoEs wIth puRplE eYes sTaRe cLiFf thRows taCos aT thEm thEy taKe sNakeS frOm gRiLl sTuff thEm doWn hUliOs paNts baTShIt crAzy peOpleS iN thIs plAce snAkes iN thE seAts iN ThE baThrOoms noThiNg buT snAkes bAnaNa faCes anD baTShiT thrOw snAkes doWn yOur paNts peOpLEs FaIrfax loVes sNakes maKe iT cYmbOl a sNake wIth s bAnana faCe thE purPlE eyEs aRe waTchinG iN aLl direCtioNs aNd thE sODa maChinE doEs nOt giVe a ShIt
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 18, 2012 04:30PM
BLEH dO noT likE CoLumbIa piKe peOpleS driVe aT faST spEEds scReaminG tHrOwing snAkes yElliNg bAnaNa fACe baTShiT cRazy yoU aRe bAnaNa fACes baTShiT craZy,moThErfucKets syCHotiC jUst dO noT caRe hErE paY aTencIoN tO yoUr snAkes anD foNeS thAT yOu pLay wIth drIve faSt anD hiT a polE nOt BLEHs prOblem tHe snAkes aRe pROLly goInG tO biTE
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Snakes is crazy, dollar makes me holler
()
Date: August 18, 2012 04:44PM
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 18, 2012 08:40PM
Hi fuck head like I told you before, bleh and other folks, have a right to free speech.Each time you do this, I and others will bump this and other threads that you've tried unsuccessfully to block. Free speech is what this site is about, and if you don't like it, live in a country that blocks free speech. As one of blehs fans I think you are whom he describes as a banana face and I hope one of the snakes of Fairfax eats you. Every time this or the other threads you photo up I bump.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 19, 2012 03:14PM
BLEH tHIS iS teRIBLE baTShIt craZy AmY comEs tO HUlIoS hoUse iN baTShiT craZy baYlEes cRoss rOaDs gO tO chiCken plAce oN CoLUmBiA pikE wHeRe peOplEs dO noT spEaK EnGlisH AMy waNts tO bE baCk fUck thIs baTShiT craZy womaN sPent enTiRe niGht oN baTShIt cRazY aRmaNdos doGs slEeping wIth snAkes oF FaIrfax pROLly gO ouT wIth baTShiT craZy heAD spiNnInG cINdY beFoRe aLloWinG HoRACe hORe tO slEeP iN saMe bEd puT AMy,oN snaKe fiLled buS wIth baNanA fACe buS drIver tHrOwiNg snAkes gO baCk wIth HoRaCe anD likE livInG iN thE laNd oF moRe snaKes anD sO maNY baNana fACEs thEy wIll mAke youR bed anD slEeP wiTh thE snAKeS noW tO sEe,iF duNgraTs wIll giVe joB
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 19, 2012 06:04PM
Bleh, are you talking about Duangrats I believe its called? That is a thai restaurant, that is actually pretty good. I wish you well, and you don't need Amy. You are sure to run up on a chick that gets you.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 20, 2012 06:48AM
BLEH wEnt tO dUnkiN donutS iN batshiT CRaZY baY lEeS nO snAkes ARmanDo thRowS fiRe craCkerS iN paRkinG loT dRuNk moTherfuckeR liGht tHeM anD snAkes tAlk wIth eGgs sHooD saY whAT plAns aRe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 20, 2012 09:49AM
BLEH wEnt tO perFormANCE bIke sTorE waNt bIke tO avOID sNakes aNd baNaNa fAces sTorE iS fUll oF bAnaNa faCes waNt fiVe huNdred dOllaRs iN,moNey baTShIt craZy FaIrfaX iS laNd oF rIch mOTherfuckerS wHo sPend moNey nEed biKe tO sqUaSh snAkes anD thEre bEadY eYes nOt StrikinG aT tirEs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 20, 2012 10:47AM
I agree that a bike may be a more affordable route for BLEH to go in order to avoid snakes.
In the past I have suggested a car purchase but that seems to be out of BLEH's budget right now.
In the past I have suggested a car purchase but that seems to be out of BLEH's budget right now.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 20, 2012 11:37AM
BLEH wENT tO sEe doCtoR HAnsOn iN bayLeeS cRoSs roAds diD noT liKe doCtOr HaNSoN saIs snAkes aRe paRt oF FaIrfaX hE miTe bE a bAnaNa fACE anD baTshIy crAzy scHiaTrist sAis tO jUst stAy awAY frOm snAkes hOw thE fuCk dO yOu stAy awAY frOm snAkes wHen thEY aRe haNginG frOm tHe oFfice cEiling hiSsing baTShiT crAzy doCtor HAnsOn giVes nEw meDicInes fOr caLm tiMe aS iF yOu caN taKe fuCkinG fiNn doUblE dIppinG moTher fUCkeR iN yOuR hoUsE enJoY cOffEE wIth heaD spInniNg cIndY oR haVe a sEaT bY soDa maChiNes tHaT teLl yoU tO fuCk yOurseLf baTShIt cRazy bAnana fAcE
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 20, 2012 03:58PM
Bleh, it sounds like you have a decent dr. At least this one doesn't submerge your head with electric eels, or hang you over Fairfax Blvd, or do God knows even worse. Give this Dr. Hanson a chance.
iF yOu caN taKe fuCkinG fiNn doUblE dIppinG moTher fUCkeR iN yOuR hoUsE enJoY cOffEE wIth heaD spInniNg cIndY oR haVe a sEaT bY soDa maChiNes tHaT teLl yoU tO fuCk yOurseLf baTShIt cRazy bAnana fAcE
Ok, I don't think Dr. Hanson or any other person in the medical profession, would want Finn or Cindy in their house. That might just be a breach of professional ethics FYI. I also am not sure that they would want that, and your point is noted. As for soda machines, they are truly rude. I cannot count the times, that a soda machine has not dispensed the money that I've put into it, only to get nothing in return. You are making good points Bleh, and keep on with Dr. Hanson. He seems reasonable.
iF yOu caN taKe fuCkinG fiNn doUblE dIppinG moTher fUCkeR iN yOuR hoUsE enJoY cOffEE wIth heaD spInniNg cIndY oR haVe a sEaT bY soDa maChiNes tHaT teLl yoU tO fuCk yOurseLf baTShIt cRazy bAnana fAcE
Ok, I don't think Dr. Hanson or any other person in the medical profession, would want Finn or Cindy in their house. That might just be a breach of professional ethics FYI. I also am not sure that they would want that, and your point is noted. As for soda machines, they are truly rude. I cannot count the times, that a soda machine has not dispensed the money that I've put into it, only to get nothing in return. You are making good points Bleh, and keep on with Dr. Hanson. He seems reasonable.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 21, 2012 06:17AM
BLEH aT wHat woRk men caLl greeSy spooN iN baTShit cRaZy baYlEeS wIth HULIo eGgs dO nOt giVe wHeRe snaKes iN FaIrfaX are. PaNkAkEs dO siNg caLm tiMe sEems tO bE heRe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 21, 2012 09:22AM
BLEH baTShiT cRaZy cVS oN LeeSburg piKe dO nOt gO heRe puT aRm iN blooD PrEssure maChinE loCks aRm liGhtS tUrn oFf sNakes DRop frOm ceIlInG cAn nOt gEt mEdiCinEs waNt oUT peOplEs wOrkiNg iN faRmaCy gEt oN miCRofOne saYiNg sNakes snAKes snAkes baTsHIT cRazy bAnana fACe ll aDult wIth fIre eYes sHowS uP BlEh yOur gOing atop gEt yOuR meDicInes bUt fiRSt yoUr tOes anD FinGeRs aRe gOinG tO spEnd tIMe wIth snAke biTinG thEM raN ouT aRms leT gO rUnning baTShIt crAzy cVS iN baYleEs iS baTShiT craZy fuLl oF sYcHotiC peOplEs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 21, 2012 02:10PM
BLEH baTShIt cRaZy riDinG iN fINN douBlE,dIppinG moTherfuckERs caR wIth bAskETs oF sNaKes iN hIs baTshit cRaZy caR wAtchIng oUt fOr sNaKeS dOdge iN sTreetS gO doWn bY nOLlWOOD aPaRtmentS snAkes peOpleS wIth lAundRy baSkeTs wiTH snAKeS aNd baTShIt cRazY rAdio pLayIng bANaNa fAcE sOngS thEy oF FaIrfAx nEver lEt yoU haVe caLm tiMe yOu aLwAYs knoW yOu aRe iN baNaNa faCes coNTrol aNd snAkEs lAnD thAt iS baTSHit crAzY FInns dOubLe dIppInG cAr iS a dRiVinG caR oF sNAKeS wHiLe peOplEs waLk aRounD wIth caT hEADs oN sIgnS baTShiT cRaZY FAirfAX snAkE laNd
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 21, 2012 03:16PM
BLEH gOt To toYs aRe uS HUlIoS sOns biRth DaY hE wIll bE teN yEars oLd baTShIt cRaZy baNaNa faCes rUsh tHrU sToRe aS iF sNaKes aRE bItiNg tHeRe anKleS baTShiT cRazy snAkes aRe neAr whERe peOpleS taKe moNEyS wHy sO faSt wHen yOu gO tO whErE snAkEs hIss aT yOu gEttInG giFtS foR HULIo aNd hIs sOn aNd wIfe tHaT thRoWs snAkes aT baTShIt crAzY ARmandO oN hiD soFa oF sNAKES lEt thE dRuNk mOTherfucker sLeeP aNd haVe tHe snAkeS coIlEd bY hIs eaRs baTshit cRaZY CIndY aNd hER FuCkijJg spiNniNg hEad caUse sNuff pRobleMs FaIrfaX hAs issuES
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 21, 2012 05:10PM
On second thought today wasn't so bad after all. Bleh, maybe both of us need a vacation.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 21, 2012 06:33PM
BLEH WOodrOw WIlson liBraRy iN baYleeS iS fuLl oF snAkes opeN booKS snAkes poP oUt oPen a mAgAzINe haVe a SnaKe gO thRU newsPaperS snAkes faLl oUt baTShiT craZy peOpleS dO noT caRe baNaNa faCes aRe fiNe fInE reAd a bOok oN hoW tO fiX yOur hoMe kiTcheN buT wHen thE viPer sInkS iTs teeTh iNtO yOuR eLbOw yOu caN noT bItcH piSS anD gO baTShIT cRaZy FaIrfaX snaKes aRe aLl ovEr thE laNd oF thEse sNaKes wiTh shaRp teeTh dO nOt likE thE dOor thAt opEns bY iTs baTShIt craZy seLf thIs iS whY snAkes leaP oFf oF shElfS anD biTe peOpleS leGs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 22, 2012 07:15AM
BLEH baTShit cRazy teRrIBLE wEnt tO sleEp waKE uP anD giAnt snAkes coMes iN rOom eaTs BLEH aRms huRt noW haVe tO rIde aRounD baTShIt cRaZy baYleeS iN tHis sNakes fUckiNg bElly wIth baTShIt crAzy huLio aNd ARmaNdo FUCkING wOrth lEss FaIrfaX snaKes gOnna looK aRoUnd pROLly doEs bOt haVe anY gOoD SHiT iN hEre
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 22, 2012 11:34AM
BLEH tHis iS tErrible itS bAd tO bE stUck rOlling a RounD FaIrfAx iN a sNaKe ThErs noT mUch sHit heRe,bUt fuCkiNg HuLIO aNd ARmaNdo thEse baTshiT crAzy fuCkeRs maKe iT wOrsE liKe cUssinG aT thE fuCkiNg snAke iN SPaNish iS goInG tO gEt yOu oUT yEa tHerE uS nO bEeR deaL wIth iT
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 22, 2012 01:50PM
BLEH tHis fuCking sNake thIs fuCKIng baTshiT crAzy bEaST roAds iN FaIrfaX aRe tERIBLe bouNce a RouND ARmaNdo anD FuCking HulIO aLl bounCE a RoUND iF yoU HaVE tO livE iN laNd oF snAkes aT leAst maKe tHe rOadS fOr tHis bEaSt aNd iTs peOplE aloNg foR a RiDe a bIT beTter,buNch oF baNanA faCed tHinK thEy dO evErytHinG riGht wEnt iN whAt miTe haVe bEen StArbucks snAke oPenEd moUth qUick nO tiMe tO gET ouT iN tHru tHe tEeth buT saW loTs oF bANaNA faCes anD hEaR tErriBLE mUsic sTiLl looKinG foR shIT iN hERe fuckinG baTShiT craZy snAke wIll noT provIDe coFee buT fOund tUnA fIsh caNs waTer anD caN oF beeR fOr miSter bOozinG iT uP ArMaNdO thIs baTShiT craZy moTherfucker iS nOt gooD tO rIde a RounD FaIrfAx laNd oF snaKes bUt bEttEr thEn hEaD spInniNg cINdY oR FiNn doUblE DIPper
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 22, 2012 04:41PM
BLEH tHis iS teRIBLE caN noT gEt tO muCh iNsidE tHis baTShiT crAzY snAkE rIdiNg a RounD FaIrfaX tIred oF beIng squEeShed bY thIS snaKEs baTshiT crAZy luNgs fOund sOme liGhts ARmanDo iS BItchiNg aBout beeR sHuT uP bAnaNa faCe gOod luCk fIndiNg a cOolEr inSidE,tHiS pEeCe oF sHit sNakE bouNciNg aLl ovER FaIrfaX laNd oF snAkes dOors opEnIng voICes oF baNanA faCes snAkes aLl waYs taKE mETro tRyiNg tO sOrt ouT sHit heRe sOme cAndY baRs caNs oF tuNa miTe nEed SnAkes tEeTh tO opEn buNch oF fOods iN peeCes trYiNg tO fInD baNdageS aRmaNdoS onE oF fiNgerS chEwed a biT wEn thE snAke aTe hIm tERIBLe aNd looKiNg fOr mediCinEs aLsow
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 22, 2012 07:03PM
BLEH waNt tO geT ouT Of tHiS baTshit cRaZy snAke ARmaNdo HuLIo BItchiNg abOut doG baRking aNd clowNs inSide wHos haIrs aRe reD plAyIng piyANoS sOnG baNanA fAcE yOu stUck iN a snAke gEt oUt oF FaIrfaX fOr bAnaNa faCe saKe iT iS baTShIt crAzy iN heRe nOw sOme wHeRe neaR roAd hErE bAnaNa,faCes oF FaIrfaX oN thErE bIcyCLeS yElliNg oN yOur lEfT wHy nOt lEt peOplEs ouT oF thIs baTShIt crAzy snAke fIne rIde iN youR clOse aNd biCycLeS thAt coSt monEY bUt dO yOu haVe tHe tiMe tO hElp peOpleS stucK iNsIde a gIgantiC fuCkiNg snAke yOu saY iTs hoT tRy iN heRe bAnaNa faCe bikE rIderS tHiS FaIrfaX juSt let's snAkes ruLe tHe rooSt anD baNaNa faCes juSt sIt baCk whEn onE wIth a buNch oF laRge lumPS slIthERs By
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 23, 2012 05:30AM
BLEH tHE sOda maChinE aT MaC doNaLds sPiT ouT sNAkes FUCkinG tERIBLe dO nOt liKe sCreaMing wOman yElling aBouT baTshit cRAZy priCes aT KaY MaRt cLose tO heRe hORaCe waNts tO gO ovEr tO hEr taBeL aRms oN taBels hEre nOt loCkiNg doWn aLloW fOr caLm tIme baTShIt crAzy snAkes aRe cLose tO DavIds sEa fOod anD snaKes gOinG tO geT hoRaCe anD jJ tO clEar thE paRkinG loT oF snaKEs dO nOT waNt peOplEs maYbe baNanA Face pEoplEs tO bE BiTten bY thEsE snaKes biTe thEre caR tIreS anD laTch oN geTtiNg fRee rIdE waTch ouT foR woMan wITh fiRe eYes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
fBLEH9
()
Date: August 23, 2012 07:59AM
BLEH baTShiT cRazy weNT tO KaY MaRT snAkeS aLl oVer sTorE trY tO geT fooDs anD snaKe bItEs fiNgeRs cHewiNg awaY baTShiT cRazy mOTheRfucker hoRaCe scReaminG aT maN iN frOnT toTal fuCkinG baNaNa faCe wiTh goLf baLls gO plaY aT FaIrfax aRmy naVy cluB wIth yoUr snaKe wOrshIPiNg baNaNa faCes anD taLk aBouT yoUr neW bOaT oN yOUr fionE baNana faCe haVe fuN wiTh thE snAkes aT seA
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 23, 2012 11:30AM
BLEH tHis iS baTshiT fuckinG cRAZy FaIrfaX prEsident mUst sTop thE snAkEs rIding oN eLevAtOR tO dOctor KaTzEn offICe eLeVATor liGhts sAy FUcK yOu snAkes aLl inSidE eLevATOR hiSsing anGry baTShIt crAzy moTherfuckerS pEOpleS oN eLeVATOR dO noT screAm dO noT cAre taLk oN fiNes wOman wIth pUrple HaiR fiLes nAils dOctOR KaTzEn saIS snAkes bEloNg iN FaIrfax tHis Is a sYChiaTrust thIs FaIrfaX iS heLl oN eaRth anD pROLly sOon peOpleS wIll bE usIng pItCh forKs tO graB snaKes aNd puT thEM oN thErE fuCking gRiLls
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 23, 2012 02:28PM
BLEH bikiNG doWn FaIrfaX bOoLEVARD iS baTShIt craZy snAkes oN rOad bIte tiRes anGry pEoPlEs caN nOt waIt oNe baTshIt cRazY seConD hoRnS hoNkinG pEoplE yeLliNg bAd wOrdS pEOPLes tHrOwIng sNakes tHiS iS nOt gOod aRea tERRiBlE daNgEr foR peOplEs oN biCycleS bAnaNa faCes iN huRrY slOW dOWn yOu baTShIt crAzy bAnaNa faCes oF FaIrfAx thErE iS plEntY oF tIme unTiL thE sUn gOes dOwN aNd tO haNg ouT wIth thE snAkeS oF FaIrFAx
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 23, 2012 05:00PM
BLEH we can only hope that this thread gets off this page and fuck head bunny boo-boo doesn't upload any more viruses here and the DOS attacks stop....or this place gets moderated.
This is truly the nadir for FFXU but BLEH, I am still your supporter. It's just that I don't want to ruin my computer or let a virus onto my work network. I can see it now...if a virus got traced back to my activity on this thread and HR started reading a BLEH post....
I just don't think they could relate to BLEH the way I do.....
This is truly the nadir for FFXU but BLEH, I am still your supporter. It's just that I don't want to ruin my computer or let a virus onto my work network. I can see it now...if a virus got traced back to my activity on this thread and HR started reading a BLEH post....
I just don't think they could relate to BLEH the way I do.....
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 23, 2012 05:07PM
Bleh,
I've been out and about the past few days. Or so I thought. You certainly get around. I'm not going to complain about anything I've been through. You have shown again resolve, more than anyone I've heard about. Your courage, and also willingness to put up with snakes, crazy "Sychatrists", uncooperative elevators, batshit crazy Fairfax drivers, you have many adventures.
Your message is a good one. I think you are trying to say "slow down to smell the roses." That's at least my interpretation, and I haven't been cussed out by the copy machine at work, but I am not going to cuss it out now. Who knows, maybe I have been a bit rough on it, and just need to be more appreciative.
I've been out and about the past few days. Or so I thought. You certainly get around. I'm not going to complain about anything I've been through. You have shown again resolve, more than anyone I've heard about. Your courage, and also willingness to put up with snakes, crazy "Sychatrists", uncooperative elevators, batshit crazy Fairfax drivers, you have many adventures.
Your message is a good one. I think you are trying to say "slow down to smell the roses." That's at least my interpretation, and I haven't been cussed out by the copy machine at work, but I am not going to cuss it out now. Who knows, maybe I have been a bit rough on it, and just need to be more appreciative.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 23, 2012 08:38PM
Okay let's see if this goes through, as I missed Northman's message earlier here. "Bleh's Bunch", in honor of our man Bleh, who keeps us up to date with his progress, adventures, and outlook on life that so many of us appreciate.
As for the denial of service attacks, is there a way that whole photo bomb section could be cleared out, because Bleh is not only therapeutic for so many, but his message is one that all of Fairfax needs to hear, because I feel that he observes things obviously in a different light, "batshit crazy for sure," but gives Fairfax another perspective.
As Bleh's bunch, can we get enough folks to bump the thread enough, I don't want to see flooding normally, but in Bleh's case, would bringing this to another page clear the worthless piece of shit who put in these photobombs just because he wanted to block Bleh's freedom of speech, and also our enlightment? Just a thought, because while I hope that Cary will somehow be able to clear off the photobomb/denial of service crap, is this another way to respond, and also as a team aka Bleh's bunch, maybe look into what he's saying and extrapolate what he's trying to tell us as Fairfax residents? This unorthodox, or batshit crazy way, might be a way for us that are fans of Bleh, and for Bleh himself, to be able to make Fairfax less snake friendly, and perhaps decrease the number of banana faces.
As for the denial of service attacks, is there a way that whole photo bomb section could be cleared out, because Bleh is not only therapeutic for so many, but his message is one that all of Fairfax needs to hear, because I feel that he observes things obviously in a different light, "batshit crazy for sure," but gives Fairfax another perspective.
As Bleh's bunch, can we get enough folks to bump the thread enough, I don't want to see flooding normally, but in Bleh's case, would bringing this to another page clear the worthless piece of shit who put in these photobombs just because he wanted to block Bleh's freedom of speech, and also our enlightment? Just a thought, because while I hope that Cary will somehow be able to clear off the photobomb/denial of service crap, is this another way to respond, and also as a team aka Bleh's bunch, maybe look into what he's saying and extrapolate what he's trying to tell us as Fairfax residents? This unorthodox, or batshit crazy way, might be a way for us that are fans of Bleh, and for Bleh himself, to be able to make Fairfax less snake friendly, and perhaps decrease the number of banana faces.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 24, 2012 06:51AM
BLEH baTShIt cRazy snAKes moTherfucker snAKe aT MaC doNaLds hIssinG aT tHe dOoR baTShIt cRazy boSs maN yeLlinG scReamiNg juMpiNg uP aNd dOwn jUst wAnT tO sTaRt thE dAy iN baNaNa faCe FAirfax wIth caLm tIMe aNd gEttIng tO knOw eGgs anD paNkAKEs tHis iS noT a gOod sTaRt baTShIt crAzy anD jJ anD FINN douBle diPpinG mOTHerfucker aRe cOmiNg hEre tO gEt fooDs snAkEs gEt iN wAy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Conway Eastwood
()
Date: August 24, 2012 08:56AM
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 24, 2012 10:13AM
BLEH baTShIt cRazY mEt maN wHo saIS hE iS rUnniNg fOr offIce iN FaIrfaX baTShiT craZy maN wAs wARinG a sUit aNd tIe onE waY tO saY yOU aRe a BanAna faCe baTshIT cRaZy maN haS siGn moRe snAkEs fOr FAirfaX aRe yoU jOkiNg yOu liKe haViNg yoUr toEs chEwEd oN bY snAkes yOu liKe snAkEs oN elEvaToRs yOu liKE rIdinG aRounD inSide snAkes yOu liKE parKiNg loTS oF FaIrFAX wIth hiSsinG snAkeS yOu liKE yOur biKe tiRes poPped bY snaKes yOu aRe ouT oF YoUR fUckinG minD baNanA faCe FAirfaX neeDs tO gET riD oF snaKEs nOt brInG iN mOrE fINN douBlE diPpinG moThErfucker wIll suPport yOu bAnaNa faCe yoU muSt bE gIvING JIm moNeyS tO puT uP yOuR snAkE frIendlY faIrfaX sIgns bATShIt craZy yOu ArE
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 24, 2012 01:32PM
BLEH Wrote:
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> BLEH snAkes aRe aLl ovEr FaIrfaX waLk piCkiT
> sTreeT snAkes ON RoAd trAsh cAnS aNy oF thEm veNom
> maKe scReaminG peOpLes nEed sNaKe frEe strEets
This the post that started it all.
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> BLEH snAkes aRe aLl ovEr FaIrfaX waLk piCkiT
> sTreeT snAkes ON RoAd trAsh cAnS aNy oF thEm veNom
> maKe scReaminG peOpLes nEed sNaKe frEe strEets
This the post that started it all.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 24, 2012 01:34PM
BLEH Wrote:
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> BLEH aT libRaRy snAkes snAppinG aT bookS baTShit
> CrAZY spriNkler hEads gO oFf waTer AMD snaKeS
> SwimmiNg aRounD bOss lAdy aT yeLliNg eyEs oN fiRe
> haIr eyEs mEltiNg snAkes oN stReeT waLk tO
> MaCdOnAlDs aNd snAkes ON SidewalKs aNgry mAn wiTh
> stIck kickINg thEm inTo RoaD b
aNana FACe maN frOm
> liBraRy scReamiNg aT mAn leAve sNakes aloNe!!!!
Excellent point bleh.
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> BLEH aT libRaRy snAkes snAppinG aT bookS baTShit
> CrAZY spriNkler hEads gO oFf waTer AMD snaKeS
> SwimmiNg aRounD bOss lAdy aT yeLliNg eyEs oN fiRe
> haIr eyEs mEltiNg snAkes oN stReeT waLk tO
> MaCdOnAlDs aNd snAkes ON SidewalKs aNgry mAn wiTh
> stIck kickINg thEm inTo RoaD b
aNana FACe maN frOm
> liBraRy scReamiNg aT mAn leAve sNakes aloNe!!!!
Excellent point bleh.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 24, 2012 01:44PM
BLEH Wrote:
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> BLEH snAkes aRe aLl ovEr FaIrfaX waLk piCkiT
> sTreeT snAkes ON RoAd trAsh cAnS aNy oF thEm veNom
> maKe scReaminG peOpLes nEed sNaKe frEe strEets
Cary smokes weed
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> BLEH snAkes aRe aLl ovEr FaIrfaX waLk piCkiT
> sTreeT snAkes ON RoAd trAsh cAnS aNy oF thEm veNom
> maKe scReaminG peOpLes nEed sNaKe frEe strEets
Cary smokes weed
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 24, 2012 01:58PM
BLEH wEnT tO geT saNd wItch aT JeRsEy miKEs bY KaY MArT baTShIt cRazy gO iN thEre laDy wIth pUrpLe eyEs yeLLs wHaT woUld yOu lIke a pLaCe wIthoUt fuCkiNg sNakEs caLm tIme maYbE a pErsOn noT scReamiNg whaT dO yOu waNt WiTH nO loUd muSic baNaNa faCes iN thE plAcE nO snAkEs sliDinG a RounD thE flOors,bItinG anKels baTShIt craZy jErseY mIKes iS a snAke fRieNdlY plAce fUll oF baTShit CraZy,bAnaNa faCes anD thE soDa maChinE spiTs ouT snAkes yElliNg fuCk you nO fuCk yoU bAnaNa faCe asKed fOr soDa noT a bEadY eYed gRouP oF shItheAd snAkes tO dRinK
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 24, 2012 02:18PM
This site needs moderation.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 24, 2012 02:32PM
Somebody will report me for flooding....
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 24, 2012 02:41PM
BLEH.....here I come, baby!! !
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 24, 2012 02:51PM
37 more posts after this unless fuckface boo boo fucks the thread again
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 24, 2012 03:34PM
Bleh sometimes things don't go as planned. I'm laughing right now, not at you, but with you. You always just have so many adventures. Yet you carry on and for that you have earned my respect. Way to go Bleh!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
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Date: August 24, 2012 03:38PM
In honor of Bleh, free speech, Northman's efforts, and most importantly free speech, I am proud to enter this into the record. Fairfax Underground was photobombed by this piece of garbage, a banana face no doubt, and due to that, along with it fucking up Bleh's brilliance and right to tell the community about his adventures and life in a new light involving our area, I bump too.
Cary started this site, its his, and with damn good intentions, and for the most part it works. Yet, even as originally anti-Bleh, and often not agreeing with many posts here, moderation of photobombing folks who put viruses and cause denial of service attacks and other bullshit, that is simply unacceptable, hence this bump to get this to the next page.
Cary started this site, its his, and with damn good intentions, and for the most part it works. Yet, even as originally anti-Bleh, and often not agreeing with many posts here, moderation of photobombing folks who put viruses and cause denial of service attacks and other bullshit, that is simply unacceptable, hence this bump to get this to the next page.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: August 24, 2012 03:56PM
BLEH Wrote:
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> BLEH snAkes aRe aLl ovEr FaIrfaX waLk piCkiT
> sTreeT snAkes ON RoAd trAsh cAnS aNy oF thEm veNom
> maKe scReaminG peOpLes nEed sNaKe frEe strEets
About 30 more posts to go until we can free ourselves from banana face boo boo
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> BLEH snAkes aRe aLl ovEr FaIrfaX waLk piCkiT
> sTreeT snAkes ON RoAd trAsh cAnS aNy oF thEm veNom
> maKe scReaminG peOpLes nEed sNaKe frEe strEets
About 30 more posts to go until we can free ourselves from banana face boo boo
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
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Date: August 24, 2012 04:14PM
BLEH Wrote:
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> BLEH fiRe peOples wIth trUcks thRowiNg snAkes doWn
> iN cirCle arEa tAnks comIng uP sTreeTs thrOwiNg
> snAkes unIforMs tHrowInG snAkes pEoples ruNninG
> doWn sNakes haMburGer SaId sNakes hEre foR gOod
> soDa maChine fiGhts thRowinG soDa iN eyE soCkeTs
> bRains fUll oF soDa snAkes woMan wITh loNg toNgue
> scReamiNg iN worDs yEllinG liSten tO yoUr burGer
> snAkes eaT chiCkens stReetz moViNg uP anD DoWN
> qUake oF snAKes flyInG ouT oF sidEwalkS puRple EyE
> mm aN baNana FaCe thrOws cLoths sTeppiNg oN flAmes
> oF sNAKes sOmethiNg bE doNe peOpleS foLlow mE
> jaCkets daRk glAsses wIth snAkes coMinG doWn thE
> stREetz aNd baTShit woMan wITh fiRe eyEs saYs yOU
> knOw aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is exactly why and how Bleh are so effective, in showing Fairfax for what it is. A land of banana faces and snakes.
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> BLEH fiRe peOples wIth trUcks thRowiNg snAkes doWn
> iN cirCle arEa tAnks comIng uP sTreeTs thrOwiNg
> snAkes unIforMs tHrowInG snAkes pEoples ruNninG
> doWn sNakes haMburGer SaId sNakes hEre foR gOod
> soDa maChine fiGhts thRowinG soDa iN eyE soCkeTs
> bRains fUll oF soDa snAkes woMan wITh loNg toNgue
> scReamiNg iN worDs yEllinG liSten tO yoUr burGer
> snAkes eaT chiCkens stReetz moViNg uP anD DoWN
> qUake oF snAKes flyInG ouT oF sidEwalkS puRple EyE
> mm aN baNana FaCe thrOws cLoths sTeppiNg oN flAmes
> oF sNAKes sOmethiNg bE doNe peOpleS foLlow mE
> jaCkets daRk glAsses wIth snAkes coMinG doWn thE
> stREetz aNd baTShit woMan wITh fiRe eyEs saYs yOU
> knOw aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is exactly why and how Bleh are so effective, in showing Fairfax for what it is. A land of banana faces and snakes.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
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Date: August 24, 2012 04:16PM
yOuR famiLy sNakes oN taBle bItIng aWaY aT pasTa baNanA faCe leAderS iN suItS snAkEs iN pockeTs baTShit CRaZY theY aRe sEe movIes IN FaIRfaX neVer miND ThAT bIg fuCking snAke iN youR seAt woUld YoU likE buTter oN youR baG oF SnAkES thIs plACe iS baTShiT craZy
This is exactly why Bleh serves a purpose. He has shown resolve, and all of us must help him. For all we know, this could be a person looking for support, although BlEh I WiSh yOu WoUld TakE tYping ClasseS
This is exactly why Bleh serves a purpose. He has shown resolve, and all of us must help him. For all we know, this could be a person looking for support, although BlEh I WiSh yOu WoUld TakE tYping ClasseS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
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Date: August 24, 2012 04:18PM
BEH Wrote:
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> The reference to "piAnOs plaYiNg oN coRnerS "
> leads me to believe that Meades organ music
> attracts the snakes, leading to Bleh's horrific
> encounters with the reptiles, that are driven mad
> by songs such as "We Talk in Circles".
This still makes me laugh. BEH's response to Bleh=priceless. Totally funny and I had no idea the horrors of Meade Skelton had, until BEH brought him up. Thank you BEH, and thank you Bleh for making this happen.
Freedom of speech rules, bump for Bleh. Bleh's bunch-we got your back.
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> The reference to "piAnOs plaYiNg oN coRnerS "
> leads me to believe that Meades organ music
> attracts the snakes, leading to Bleh's horrific
> encounters with the reptiles, that are driven mad
> by songs such as "We Talk in Circles".
This still makes me laugh. BEH's response to Bleh=priceless. Totally funny and I had no idea the horrors of Meade Skelton had, until BEH brought him up. Thank you BEH, and thank you Bleh for making this happen.
Freedom of speech rules, bump for Bleh. Bleh's bunch-we got your back.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
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Date: August 24, 2012 04:19PM
BLEH Wrote:
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> BLEH dO noT puT Up ThOSe piCturEs yoU arE,baTShiT
> craZy gIviNg iMportaNT peoPles ideAs dO boT givE
> baNanA fAce,neW idEaS wiTh snAkEs aLl ovEr
> BrAddoCk roAd snAkes oN stReeT naBs wIth piAnOs
> plaYiNg oN coRnerS snAkes angry puT chAnge iN thE
> buCkeT gEt yoUr eYe chEweD oFf fUck yoU woMan wiTh
> fiRe eyEs yoUr snAkes arE noT foR Fairfax baTShit
> CRaZY,bITch
Tuba Guy is often on Braddock. FYI for watching out for snakes. I believe we are less than thirty posts down now, to clear the road for BLEH and all who like him, loathe him, or otherwise.
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> BLEH dO noT puT Up ThOSe piCturEs yoU arE,baTShiT
> craZy gIviNg iMportaNT peoPles ideAs dO boT givE
> baNanA fAce,neW idEaS wiTh snAkEs aLl ovEr
> BrAddoCk roAd snAkes oN stReeT naBs wIth piAnOs
> plaYiNg oN coRnerS snAkes angry puT chAnge iN thE
> buCkeT gEt yoUr eYe chEweD oFf fUck yoU woMan wiTh
> fiRe eyEs yoUr snAkes arE noT foR Fairfax baTShit
> CRaZY,bITch
Tuba Guy is often on Braddock. FYI for watching out for snakes. I believe we are less than thirty posts down now, to clear the road for BLEH and all who like him, loathe him, or otherwise.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 24, 2012 06:54PM
BLEH sTay aT comFort iNn FiNn doubLE dIPpiNg mOtherfuCkeR gEts rOom peOpLes iN loBby scReeNinG whEn clIFf drOps sNaKes,fRoM sHelL gAsoLiNe sTatIon bOss maN aT hoTel geTs anGrY clIff maDe tO lEaVe bAnaNa faCE boSs maN minD yoUrs sIt,baCk iN yoUr chAir yEll aT eMployEes waTch TeLiVisIon plAy wiTh thE snAkes swiMmIng iN thE pooL goiNg tO GeT soMe fooDs frOM baTShIt crAzy seVen eLevEn anD cAn sOme onE sTop bATShiT crAzy cINdyS heaD frOm spInniNg
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
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Date: August 24, 2012 09:55PM
BLEH Wrote:
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> BLEH dO noT puT Up ThOSe piCturEs yoU arE,baTShiT
> craZy gIviNg iMportaNT peoPles ideAs dO boT givE
> baNanA fAce,neW idEaS wiTh snAkEs aLl ovEr
> BrAddoCk roAd snAkes oN stReeT naBs wIth piAnOs
> plaYiNg oN coRnerS snAkes angry puT chAnge iN thE
> buCkeT gEt yoUr eYe chEweD oFf fUck yoU woMan wiTh
> fiRe eyEs yoUr snAkes arE noT foR Fairfax baTShit
> CRaZY,bITch
Bleh, some banana face who needs to have their ass handed to them, is not only blocking your thread, but others on here. If you see this bananaface, be sure to put snakes to bite the pimples off of his bare ass. Anyhow, I read your post about the Comfort Inn. Or as you spelled it the "CoMfoRt iNN" I believe. Cliff sounds like fun. Although he could get you in trouble, that makes up for the head spinning antics of Cindy. Keep having fun Bleh, and any chance you'll get some there?
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> BLEH dO noT puT Up ThOSe piCturEs yoU arE,baTShiT
> craZy gIviNg iMportaNT peoPles ideAs dO boT givE
> baNanA fAce,neW idEaS wiTh snAkEs aLl ovEr
> BrAddoCk roAd snAkes oN stReeT naBs wIth piAnOs
> plaYiNg oN coRnerS snAkes angry puT chAnge iN thE
> buCkeT gEt yoUr eYe chEweD oFf fUck yoU woMan wiTh
> fiRe eyEs yoUr snAkes arE noT foR Fairfax baTShit
> CRaZY,bITch
Bleh, some banana face who needs to have their ass handed to them, is not only blocking your thread, but others on here. If you see this bananaface, be sure to put snakes to bite the pimples off of his bare ass. Anyhow, I read your post about the Comfort Inn. Or as you spelled it the "CoMfoRt iNN" I believe. Cliff sounds like fun. Although he could get you in trouble, that makes up for the head spinning antics of Cindy. Keep having fun Bleh, and any chance you'll get some there?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 25, 2012 10:40AM
BLEH tErriBle snAKes iN swImmINg pooL hiSsinG aT comFoRt iNn baTShIt crAzy snAkeS iN elEvaToRs baNaNa faCes waLkinG a RounD likE tHeY owN iT weNt tO giAnt aNd snaKes biTe finGers gEt breAd snaKe biTe geT eGGs tO taLk to sNakEs bItE trY tO GeT baCon snAke bitEs baTShIt crAzy gEt baNdages bIt FaIrfaX haS sO maNy snAkes caN noT fInd a sNAke frEe grOcerY storE oR plAce tO eaT
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: August 25, 2012 02:15PM
good job BLEH. Keep on keeping on.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
rickt
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Date: August 25, 2012 02:18PM
forsaken
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Rickt
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Date: August 25, 2012 02:19PM
Boo-Boo
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: August 25, 2012 02:26PM
OK BLEH, don't say I never did anything for you pal!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
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Date: August 25, 2012 02:31PM
What did I miss? Any new information Bleh? How's batshit crazy Cindy and your double dipping friend Finn doing? You have a good heart Bleh, and since you've done so many public services for this area, its good to see the Northman return the favor. Bleh, he's got your back, and so do I, so don't send the head spinner in our part of Fairfax okay? Nor the snakes.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 25, 2012 07:46PM
BLEH FUckING coMfORt iNn bAnaNa faCE bOSs maN saIs gEt OUt nO yoU geT ouT baNanA faCe taKe thE fuCkinG snAkes oUt oF thE swImmiNg pooL teLl thE baTShIt craZy grOcerY tO sTop sNakEs frOM cheWinG oN peOpLes fiNgeRs clEaR yOur loT yoU bANaNA faCe caLl wHo yoU waNt,bAnanA faCeS iN unIforMs pROLlY coMe anD thrOw iN thE drUnK taNk fuLl oF anGrY snAkes FaIrfax iS fUll oF snaKes anD baNanA facEs goIng To bReeZewaY hOteL aNd iT beTTeR bE,beTter,tHen baTShIt crAzy coMfoRt iNn aNd haVe nO snAkEs In tHe ShoWer
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
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Date: August 26, 2012 08:51AM
Bleh, I think the Breezeway Hotel, trying to laugh with you, is a step down from the Comfort Inn. I've stayed at the Comfort Inn, back in the day when there was that bar. Those were the days, I forgot the name of it, but there was plenty of booze, lots of good looking women, and thankfully no snakes. That would have probably ruined it.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 26, 2012 06:44PM
BLEH tErriBle baNanA faCE,baTShIt cRazY bOss mAN aT brEEzEway hoTel hAs a biLdiNg fuLl oF snAKeS teLl hIm hE saiS tHis iS hoTel PackaGe sIt iN yoUR chaIr fAt maN wiLe peOpLeS sTaYiNg hErE liE iN beDs Of snAkEs taKe shoWerS wiTh AnGry snAkeS hiSsiNg iN waTer waNt tO usE tHe pOOl jumP rIght iN swIm wIth snAkes moSt snAKes iN FaIrfaX laNd oF snAKeS pRoLly sNakE frIenDly sHampoOS TeLiVisIon sHows snAke chAnnELs eLevAtoRs fUll oF snAKeS whaT flOoR wooD yoU likE foR thE viPEr bATShIt craZy icE maChinE fuLl oF snAKeS wOmaN wIth hAiR oN fiRe wiTh snAkEs aS neCk laCes gIveS thEm cOokIeS anD peTs thEm oN thErE heAds
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
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Date: August 26, 2012 08:24PM
sNakE frIenDly sHampoOS
Bleh, huh?
Bleh, huh?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 27, 2012 06:31AM
BLEH aT MaC doNaLDs baTShIT crAzy woMAn wiTh raZor tEeTh looKiNg liKe snAKES iN paRkinG loT taLk tO eGgs paNkAKES aNd HaVE sEaT wIth heAd sPinnInG cIndY sNaKes FiNn doUbLE diPpiNg mOTherfuckeR clIff jJ jusT wAnt cAlM tIme eGgs saY tOdaY fUll oF snAKeS FoR baTShIT crAzy FaIrfax
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 27, 2012 08:39AM
BLEH FInn dOubLe dIppinG moTherfUckEr weNT tO minEkEy tO fiX tiRes bAnaNa fAcE bOss NaN saIs gEt ouT baTShIT cRazy fInN doUblE diPpiNg moTheRfUckeRs caRs neeD nEw tIre boSs maN sIts iN chAiR yeLlinG thRowS snAkeS aT FaIrfaX bOoLEVARD sCreaMinG wHilE hiS eYes tUrn bRiGht reD peOpLes wOrkiNg foR hiM brIng sNaKes unLoad thEm oN thE strEet hiSsinG biTinG aT caRs peOpLes baTShiT crAzy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 27, 2012 10:51AM
BLEH tRyInG tO geT baTShIt cRaZy bOss maN tO geT baTShiT cRaZy cLeaNiNg laDy wIth hUMp oN baCk raZor tEeTh tO gET tHis fUckInG brEeZewaY hOtEL tO gET rId oF snAkeS iN shOwEr thEy nEeD tO bE iN thErE geT yOur baTShIt crAzy dUst bIn anD geT thEm oUt oF thE fiLtHy FaIrfaX laNd oF snAkeS frIenLy iNfested hOlE tHe teLevisioN sHows nOthiNg buT snAke sHows
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 27, 2012 02:03PM
BLEH wEnt tO gET A mOVie sIncE baTshit cRazY brEezeWAY hoTels bOss mAn saIs ThIs iS nOt ThE FUCkING hiLtoN wHateVer bAnAna FaCe miNd yOurS anD cLean uP yOuR sTaFf oF snAKE woRshIpiNg pEopleS weNt tO thE reDbOx nEaR h MaRt baTShIt crAzy maChinE sAiS BLeH puT iN a cRediT caRd dO nOt haVE bAnaNa faCe maChiNe graBs aRm stUck iN iT snAKeS biTe fiNgerS wIth scReen sHowIng mOviEs abOuT snAkes thIS aReA hAs iSsues baTShIT crAzy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: August 27, 2012 02:39PM
Bleh it sounds like you just can't buy a break today can you? Every hotel you go to is snAkE infested. Now it seems that your boss is actually responsible for the sNaKe infestation on Fairfax Blvd.
If this is true he may actually turn out to be "The Anti-BLEH". Possible showdown in the making here....
As always, thanks for the heads up, BLEH.
If this is true he may actually turn out to be "The Anti-BLEH". Possible showdown in the making here....
As always, thanks for the heads up, BLEH.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: August 27, 2012 02:52PM
Well, this IS the land of snakes and banana faces....
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: August 27, 2012 03:41PM
On the plus side it sounds like somebody finally stood up to Finn, even if it was a banana face bossman. I know you have a heart of gold (not snakes) BLEH, but it may be time to separate yourself from that double-dipping mother fucker. Did he ever give you your take on the golf balls that he sold from the club you worked at?
Hang in there BEH!
Hang in there BEH!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 27, 2012 04:02PM
BLEH teRIBLe tIme AT DOctor kaTzeNs sAt oN soFa oF snAKeS doCtoR KAtzEn bRinGs oUt BrOWn baGs fiVe oF theM puT haNds iN eaCh oNe snAkEs biTe fiNgErS doCtoR KATzEN thEn saIS thRow baNaNas oN FaIrfaX bOoLEVARD yEll oUt baNAna faCe thRowInG bAnaNas frOm fLoOr fiVe miSter dUnigAnS piCtUre oN waLl haVe tO thaNk thAt baTShiT crAzy bOss maN nOw goIng baCk tO thE,hoTel doCtoR KaTzEn iS sYChiaTrust tHaT,jUst sEems baTShit cRazy anD noW tO fiNd aN umBreLa aS iT iS stArtiNg tO raIn snaKes agAin
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 27, 2012 04:37PM
Bleh, my day at work pales in comparison to what you are going through. Of all the headaches contended with on a daily basis, you keep your head up, in the land of snakes and banana faces.
As for the Breezeway, watch out for bed bugs. BeD BuGs. They are probably there. Along with the snakes, and you have a valid point, as the staff should make rooms snake and non snake, for the benefit of all patrons.
As for Dr. Katzen, I think you need to find another psychiatrist. Wow.
As for the Breezeway, watch out for bed bugs. BeD BuGs. They are probably there. Along with the snakes, and you have a valid point, as the staff should make rooms snake and non snake, for the benefit of all patrons.
As for Dr. Katzen, I think you need to find another psychiatrist. Wow.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 28, 2012 06:09AM
BLEH hAviNg fINN douBLe dIPpIng moTherfuckEr HoRACe jJ CHarlIe aNd heAd fuCkinG spInniNg cIndY laSt niGhT ovEr wAS nOt gOod hoRaCE nOw iN drUnK taNk bReeZewAY hoTeL bOss maN iS anGry oN flOoR juMpiNg sCreeNinG snAkes comE fLyIng oUt,oF rOom cAn noT fiNd cAlL tIme,baTShIT crAzy moTheRfUckERs aRe syCHotiC wAnt cALm timE gOinG tO MaC dONaLds sEeK resULTS frOm eGgs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
VAGINAMAN
()
Date: August 28, 2012 06:14AM
After having my vibrator crater hammered, he then proceeded to pound my cocoa channel. The pounding of my cocoa channel was so vigorous, he soon found his man marbles joining his spam dagger deep in my black hole. I can't wait to lap the Da Vinci load from his chubstep. The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating from his vein cane soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. He blasted a giant sewer trout on my rack just so he could consume it up like a pig at a trough.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 28, 2012 06:53AM
Bleh, how do you get the eggs to give good advice?
All they do is talk a lot of smack when I consult them.
Then , they talk in hushed tones about me with the sausages.
The pancakes? They are horrible gossips, I've stopped including them with my breakfast.
All they do is talk a lot of smack when I consult them.
Then , they talk in hushed tones about me with the sausages.
The pancakes? They are horrible gossips, I've stopped including them with my breakfast.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 28, 2012 07:08AM
BLEH gOt jOb aT h MARt sO haPpy nOt aS maNy snAkeS anD miSter yOOn dOes nOt sEem tO bE a bAnaNa faCe fOr bOss maN goInG tO bE puTtiNg fooDs iN peOplEs baGS gEt fooDs foR leSs moNeY goING tO bE eaTiNg fooDS hOpE,nO snAkeS jUmp oUt,oF brEaD aRea lIkE,thEy dO aT shOppERs whEre,saVeR,oF snAKeS,bOss maN woRks nOw baCk tO brEezewaY hOtel tO gET reAdy pUt oN sHirTs thAt saY h MaRt oN anD puT otHeRs iN snAke frEe clOseT iF raZoR faCE,haS cleaNed thE,rOoM
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: August 28, 2012 07:10AM
BEH Wrote:
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> The pancakes? They are horrible gossips, I've
> stopped including them with my breakfast.
switch to french toast.
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> The pancakes? They are horrible gossips, I've
> stopped including them with my breakfast.
switch to french toast.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 28, 2012 09:49AM
BLEH tERIBLe jUst goT fIreD bY miSteR yOOn hE saIs yOu caN nOt caLl peOplEs iN lIne wIth grOcErY caRts fUll oF snAKES baTShiT crAZy tHis FAirFax yOu teLl tHe trUtH yOu geT fiRed nOw baCk aT thE brEeZewaY,hOteL mAy gO tO fUddrUckErS anD siNgiNg haMbuRgeRs wIth bOttLE oF thUNDeR biRd fOr cAlm tIme sNakes aNd baTShIt craZy bAnaNa fAceS aRe rOttInG thE coRe oF bATShIT crAzy FAirFaX
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 28, 2012 12:20PM
BLEH wEnt tO fUddrUckErs snAkes iN paRkiNg lOts bITe peOplEs anKeLs aS cloWNs oN piYanoS plaY musiC ouT FrONt tERIBLe muSic cLowNs scReaMiNg snAkes hiSsiNG sTop pLayInG musiC bAnaNa faCe leSS sNaKes inSide sIngINg haMbuRgeRs caLm tIme mEt laDy naMed JaNeT thErE shE doEs nOt sEem tO bE a bAnaNa faCe shE haS roTteD teeTh buT No sPinnIng heAD sHe gaVe nUmBEr caLL mE sHe doEs nOt liKE thE snAkeS oR thE baTShiT crAzy cloWns plAyinG piYanos bUt nerDs tO cuT heR fiNgeR naIls nO snAkE biTes nEeded buT likE biRd clAwS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: August 28, 2012 01:59PM
Bleh, Janet sounds nice. Not perfect, but all she needs is a nail trimmer and a trip or two to the dentist.
At least Janet has no spinning head, in this day and age, thats important.
And thank you Bleh,for suggesting Thunderbird Wine to go with singing hambergers. Perfect, just perfect.
At least Janet has no spinning head, in this day and age, thats important.
And thank you Bleh,for suggesting Thunderbird Wine to go with singing hambergers. Perfect, just perfect.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: August 28, 2012 02:01PM
Alias Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > The pancakes? They are horrible gossips, I've
> > stopped including them with my breakfast.
>
> switch to french toast.
I would Alias, but I can't stand their accents, and they hate Americans.
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > The pancakes? They are horrible gossips, I've
> > stopped including them with my breakfast.
>
> switch to french toast.
I would Alias, but I can't stand their accents, and they hate Americans.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 28, 2012 02:44PM
BLEH aT thE bReeZewaY anD baTSHiT crAzy fInN dOubLE dIppiNg mOThErfuckEr comEs iN caLm tImE iS ouT thE wiNdoW likE thE snAKeS oN FaIrfaX bOoLEVARD Finn douBLe dIppiNg moTherFuckEr gOt cIndY heAd sPINniNg baTShIt crAZy syCHotiC wOman pRegnANT whAt aRe thEy gOiNg tO haVe heAd sPINnING snAKe baByS tHen FUckiNg hORaCe gEts loCkEd uP fOr drInkiNg iS tHiS baTShIt crAzy sHiT gOinG tO evEr sTOP noW haVe tO taKe thE snAke inFesTed cUe,buS wiTh bAnaNa faCe bOss maN bounCInG oN hiS faT mAn seAt tO heT fooD anD bEer baTShiT FUCkING nO caLm tImE,
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: August 28, 2012 02:49PM
Good lawd all-MIGHTY, can't a niggah gets no calm time????
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BananaFace
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Date: August 28, 2012 02:55PM
Dammit! I was just going to add Mr. Yoon to my list of BLEH characters and here the banana faced bossman goes and fires BLEH!
BLEH, if I am going to write your biography the least you could do is stay employed for a day or two.
Serenity Now!
BLEH, if I am going to write your biography the least you could do is stay employed for a day or two.
Serenity Now!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
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Date: August 28, 2012 04:47PM
@Northman- the "anti-bleh" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's a scary thought, I wonder if that would be Medusa.
BEH, excellent points about breakfast foods. I don't know if I could have my eggs and other items, talking smack so early in the morning
Bananaface-Awesome idea. A biography of Bleh. It would be something akin to Stephen King meets, snakes,people with spinning heads, and batshit crazy Fairfax, instead of the town of Derry. Would it be possible to put all of Bleh's posts together?
Bleh, you continue to amaze me with your preserverance in the face of snakes, banana faces, and now Finn has knocked up his girl. I wish you good luck with Janet, and wear a rubber good man.
BEH, excellent points about breakfast foods. I don't know if I could have my eggs and other items, talking smack so early in the morning
Bananaface-Awesome idea. A biography of Bleh. It would be something akin to Stephen King meets, snakes,people with spinning heads, and batshit crazy Fairfax, instead of the town of Derry. Would it be possible to put all of Bleh's posts together?
Bleh, you continue to amaze me with your preserverance in the face of snakes, banana faces, and now Finn has knocked up his girl. I wish you good luck with Janet, and wear a rubber good man.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 28, 2012 07:14PM
BLEH tOnighT snAKe paRty aT hOtel buSteD sEemS thEre aRe maNy pEOPLes gOinG tO loCkUp bReeZewaY hoTel boSs,maN sIts oN hiS faT aSS AS sNaKes crAwL thRu tHe ceIlings baTShIt crAzy maN waTchEs gaMe sHowS whEN snAkes coME tO hIs oFficE,hE juSt piCkS thEM uP thrOwS theN hE iS,bATSHit cRazY baNanA faCe aSk foR tOweLs nO aSk fOr soaP nO aSK fOr rOoM cLeaN nO aSk fOR iCe,nO aSk fOR snaKes hE poInted tO sNaKEs hiSsinG bY hIs baTSHiT crAzy faT mAN chaIr
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: August 29, 2012 01:49AM
BEH Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BEH Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > The pancakes? They are horrible gossips, I've
> > > stopped including them with my breakfast.
> >
> > switch to french toast.
>
> I would Alias, but I can't stand their accents,
> and they hate Americans.
no more french toast for me....
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BEH Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > The pancakes? They are horrible gossips, I've
> > > stopped including them with my breakfast.
> >
> > switch to french toast.
>
> I would Alias, but I can't stand their accents,
> and they hate Americans.
no more french toast for me....
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 29, 2012 05:46AM
BLEH MAc doNaLds oN FaIrfAX bOoLevaRd iS baTSHit crAzy gEt thRu paRkInG loT oF hiSsInG snAkEs tO gET paNkAKEs anD eGgs nEed tO gET whAt tHeY thInk sHOoD bE doNe iN thIs bAnaNa faCe aRea gO iN anD am puLled inTo trAsH cAn bY giaNt snAke fiGhtiNg sNake trasHcan mOvinG aRouNd boSs maN anD peOpLes dO noThiNg baNaNa faCes juSt dO noT caRe fiGht wIth snAke arMs fiNgErs cuT up a bIT snAKE deStroYed trAsh caN daMaGed boSs maN anGrY miNd yOurS geT soaPs anD watEr tO cleAn oFf snaKe biTes eGgS daY toDay haS gooD sTart sTay oN paTh buT avoiD baNaNa faCes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 29, 2012 07:33AM
BLEH HaD cOffEE wIth JaNeT aT StArbucKS bY brEezEwAy hOteL dO nOt gO tO thIs oNe gHosT snAkes iN thErE,yOu caN nOt sEe tHem tHeY biTe yoU hOw thE fuCk aRE yOu sUpoSt tO meeT wIth rOtted tEeth anD bIrd cLawS foR coFeE wHen gHosT snAkeS bIte yOU bOss wOmaN aT STArbucks aNgrY whEn taBeL poPs uP coFfEe spiLls bAnaNa fACeS wiTh thErE coMpuTeRs anD fIneS taLkiNg aBoUt TiMmy fUckiNg JAnE aT thE oFficE gEt aNgrY whEn thEre dRama gEts meSsEd wiTh FaIrfAx,iS baTShIt crAzy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: August 29, 2012 09:05AM
Bleh, I know what you mean about Starbucks. I feel kind of out of place there too.
There IS too much drama in Fairfax, land of snakes and banana faces, hope you get some calm time soon, bro.
There IS too much drama in Fairfax, land of snakes and banana faces, hope you get some calm time soon, bro.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
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Date: August 29, 2012 09:34AM
BLEH fuCKinG misTer dunigAN dOes noT unDerstanD anyThing thE maN iS syCHotiC waNts moRe goLF baLls cLeaNed qUick baTShiT crAzy moTherfucKeR doEs noT sEe clEariNg oF snAkE woRk aT FaIrfaX arMy nAvy clUb juSt sEeS whAt hE waNts baTShiT cRazy gOlf plaYer tOday BItchIng abOut thE couRse wEll nO fuCkinG shIt CaRry yoUr bAg oF snaKes aNd goLf clUbS fiNe bUt tO sEe miSteR dUniGan geTtiNg angRy wEll thiS snAkE woTshiPer nEeds a goLF coURse clEaR oF snAKES tHe baLls wIll bE,clEan nUt snAkeS fiRst bAnaNa faCe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH97my9u
()
Date: August 29, 2012 10:55AM
BLEH a hAm SanD wiTch iN thE lUncH haLL aT thE FaIrfax cLub hOusE saIs fUck YOU smAsheD iT fEeL bETteR nOW bAnaNa faCe gOlFisT gAve twEntY,dOllaR tIp goInG tO gET wiNe fOr AMy anD gO oUt oN gOlF grEen tO maKe,moRe moNeYs,frOm baTShIt cRazy,snAke woRshiperS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 29, 2012 12:18PM
Hold the presses...Mr. Dunigan is psychotic?
At this point, I must ask,
In the land of banana faces, snakes, spinning heads, fire eyes, and singing hamburgers , who ISN'T psychotic?
At this point, I must ask,
In the land of banana faces, snakes, spinning heads, fire eyes, and singing hamburgers , who ISN'T psychotic?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Bleh9-Beh in the middle
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Date: August 29, 2012 12:45PM
I tHinK iT's TiMe FoR uS tOO MeET aT The bReeZewaY fOr a LillTle Fun. BriNg thE SnaKes And We wiLl haVe soMe StaRbuCks.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 29, 2012 01:33PM
BLEH mAde somE mOneYs tOday cAddY woRK iS NoT eAsy deAl wItH snAkEs bAnaNa fAceS miSteR dUnigaN aNd fucKiNg aSshole haM saNd wItcheS goInG tO gET oN cUe bUs sOon hOpe nO sNaKES tOdaY aNd gO tO bOoLEVARD HotEl tO chAnGe oUt oF thIS baTShIt cRaZy sHirt taKe AmY tO ARthUr tEecHeRS fOr diNnEr hOpe iT iS plAcE fOr cAlM tImE noT fuLl oF baNaNa faCes oR thE snAKeS tHat aRe aLl oVEr baTShiT craZy fAIrfaX
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 29, 2012 02:36PM
Bleh, Tiger Woods is looking for a new caddy, and while he IS a banana face, I never see him in the company of snakes.
Not sure if his head spins, but you may want to look into it, could be a good opportunity.
Why don't you ask your eggs for their opinion in the morning?
Not sure if his head spins, but you may want to look into it, could be a good opportunity.
Why don't you ask your eggs for their opinion in the morning?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
IC
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Date: August 29, 2012 02:41PM
i SEe taLkiNg EggS and SMilINg BaNanas faCes evEryWhere iN SnaKes wIth ShaKes. thE CaDDy iS nOt HelPinG. NeED moRe MonEY.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 29, 2012 04:51PM
Bleh, I agree with you ham sandwiches that talk shit, smack the fuck out of them. They are assholes.
As for your other "activities," am I missing something here? You are back at the golf course again, and back again with Amy? I'm not trying to be a "banana face," considering the efforts you've done, to make Fairfax a less snake friendly environment. In fact, you should be given a key to Fairfax. However, how could you take back Amy from Finn or was it Horace, and also how did you get your job back? Really confused Bleh, but KeEp Up THe Good WorK
As for your other "activities," am I missing something here? You are back at the golf course again, and back again with Amy? I'm not trying to be a "banana face," considering the efforts you've done, to make Fairfax a less snake friendly environment. In fact, you should be given a key to Fairfax. However, how could you take back Amy from Finn or was it Horace, and also how did you get your job back? Really confused Bleh, but KeEp Up THe Good WorK
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: August 29, 2012 05:19PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Bleh, Tiger Woods is looking for a new caddy, and
> while he IS a banana face, I never see him in the
> company of snakes.
>
> Not sure if his head spins, but you may want to
> look into it, could be a good opportunity.
>
> Why don't you ask your eggs for their opinion in
> the morning?
Thank god for the BLEH thread. In light of everything that's been going on with this site, its good to be able to converse with normal people like BLEH, once again.
Thank god for BLEH!
I have you now.
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> Bleh, Tiger Woods is looking for a new caddy, and
> while he IS a banana face, I never see him in the
> company of snakes.
>
> Not sure if his head spins, but you may want to
> look into it, could be a good opportunity.
>
> Why don't you ask your eggs for their opinion in
> the morning?
Thank god for the BLEH thread. In light of everything that's been going on with this site, its good to be able to converse with normal people like BLEH, once again.
Thank god for BLEH!
I have you now.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 29, 2012 07:29PM
LMAO Northman. Actually you have a valid point, as anything that Bleh says, is profound and well thought out. And batshit crazy all at the same time LOL.
@Beh, I dunno about Tiger Woods caddy. After he got his head spun around by the Swedish wife, and all of those chicks, his head itself might be spinning. Plus, we all know now he uses a long iron. Gotta disagree with Beh on this Bleh, because while we agree that Tiger Woods is a banana face, he might have a spinning head, be batshit crazy, and he has a trouser snake.
@Beh, I dunno about Tiger Woods caddy. After he got his head spun around by the Swedish wife, and all of those chicks, his head itself might be spinning. Plus, we all know now he uses a long iron. Gotta disagree with Beh on this Bleh, because while we agree that Tiger Woods is a banana face, he might have a spinning head, be batshit crazy, and he has a trouser snake.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 29, 2012 09:01PM
Alias Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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>
> > The pancakes? They are horrible gossips, I've
> > stopped including them with my breakfast.
>
> switch to french toast.
Holy fuck! Even Alias has become a fan of BLEH's.
I have you now.
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > The pancakes? They are horrible gossips, I've
> > stopped including them with my breakfast.
>
> switch to french toast.
Holy fuck! Even Alias has become a fan of BLEH's.
I have you now.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: August 30, 2012 03:55AM
TheNorthman Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BEH Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > The pancakes? They are horrible gossips, I've
> > > stopped including them with my breakfast.
> >
> > switch to french toast.
>
>
> Holy fuck! Even Alias has become a fan of BLEH's.
I have not!
Who is BLEH?
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BEH Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > The pancakes? They are horrible gossips, I've
> > > stopped including them with my breakfast.
> >
> > switch to french toast.
>
>
> Holy fuck! Even Alias has become a fan of BLEH's.
I have not!
Who is BLEH?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 30, 2012 07:01AM
BLEH tHis mOrNiNg iS bATSHiT crAZy peOples In fRonT oF bOoLEVARD HotEl scReamiNg sHuT uP bAnAna fAces trYiNg tO sLeeP yOu hoNk fuCkinG hoRns gO ouT FRONt pEopLeS,wIth sIgnS mOrE sNakEs iN FaIrfAx hOnK iF yOu lOve snAkeS sIgns wIth caT heAds aNd snAke,piCtuRes,sTicKers bOss maN geT oFf yOur faT aSs anD kiCk theSE,baNaNa faCes ouT FRONT peOplEs chEerinG fOr snaKes baTShIt cRazy yOur prIce iS rIghT sHoe iS noT oN thE TeLiVisIon gEt uP gOinG tO gET aWaY frOm thEse baTsHit cRaZy peOplEs taLk tO eGgs aT MaC DoNaLds anD geT monEys aS caDdy toDay FaIrFax haS,loSt itS fuCkinG miNd
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 30, 2012 07:31AM
Yes Bleh, Fairfax has lost it's mind.
But in these troubled times, isn't it nice to know we always have talking eggs to turn to, and even in our darkest hours, there is a few bucks to be made at the golf course?
There are many valuable life lessons to be learned here, thanks to you Bleh.
If someone who chronically hallucinates can still find gainful employment in the unlikely position as golf caddy , we should all be inspired.
Living in Fairfax is tough, but life can be beautiful.
But in these troubled times, isn't it nice to know we always have talking eggs to turn to, and even in our darkest hours, there is a few bucks to be made at the golf course?
There are many valuable life lessons to be learned here, thanks to you Bleh.
If someone who chronically hallucinates can still find gainful employment in the unlikely position as golf caddy , we should all be inspired.
Living in Fairfax is tough, but life can be beautiful.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 30, 2012 09:04AM
BLEH jUst gOT a fIfty dOllaR tIp caddY fOr miSter JacKson hE iS NoT a bANaNa faCe hE waS iN miLitErY sErvEd iN plAce vEETnaM saIs maNy sNAKeS tHeRe maNy sNAKeS aT FaIrfaX aRMy naVy clUb iN hOles gOt bIt bY geTtiNg baLl fOr miSteR JaCKSon aT eiGht hoLe fIngEr hUrTs baTShiT crAzy bEEST hOpe tO bE miSteR jaCksoNs cAddY a lOt hE dOes nOt liKE sNaKes aNd saIs thEy aRe baTShIt cRaZy goIng tO gET sOme fOod iN clUb HouSe frOm baTshiT cRazY HIllAry wHo haS raZor tEeTh puRpLe hAiR aNd sCreeMs aT peOpLeS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Bleh9-Beh in the middle
()
Date: August 30, 2012 12:54PM
I ThiNK thAt BleH9 JuST dEscRiBed BaRNey tHe PuRPle DiNosaUr. HowEver itS a hEr NamEd iS HilLarY
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 30, 2012 01:14PM
BLEH tERIBLe miSter yOOn saIs yoU aRe thE worSt baGger aT h MArt yeLlinG sCrEEmiNg uP AnD doWn baTShIt crAzy aNgrY wHaT tHE fuCk aRe yOu tO dO wIth grOcerY fooDs wHen sNAkEs bITe yOuR fiNgeRs eaCh tIme yOu gEt a bAG miStEr yOOn lIkEs thE sNaKes tHeY aRe aLL oVeR tHiS baTShit cRazY sToRe miSTer yOOn iS a bAnaNa faCe hE doEs nOt woRK wIth a cAd haNdle wOman wIth fiRe haIr nOr doEs hE havE tO LiSen tO cloWnS plAYinzg piYAnoS ouT frOnT hE sItS iN hIs oFfiCe waTchiNg snAke sHoWs oN hiS teLevision rEadING nEws paPers lIke tHe baNaNA fAcE hE iS bAtsHit crAzy anD thE sNAKes iN tHiS sToRe anD tHe taLkInG fiSh dO nOt boTher miStEr yOOn aS He smokEs cigaReTes aNd dRiNkS cOffEE
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 30, 2012 02:04PM
Bleh, maybe you could get the talking fish to have a word with the snakes?
This Mister Yoon sounds like a real character , sitting there reading the paper, smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee while clowns play piano, snakes bite fingers , and women have fire hair and razor teeth.
I mean, what DOES it take to get Mr. Yoons attention?
This Mister Yoon sounds like a real character , sitting there reading the paper, smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee while clowns play piano, snakes bite fingers , and women have fire hair and razor teeth.
I mean, what DOES it take to get Mr. Yoons attention?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 30, 2012 02:38PM
BLEH tHis ARea hAs LoST iTs fuckIng mArbEls thErE aRe coWs ouT bY chIck fUll A JAnEt poiNteD iT ouT wiLe rIdiNg oN tHe cUe bUs fIrsT thInk shE iS loOKING aT hEr rOttEd teeTh iN thE miRroR aS bUs liGht reaDs SnaKes iN faIrfaX baTShIt cRazy FaIrfaX haS addEd cowS oN FaIrfaX bOoLEVARD tHis ARea iS baTShIt craZY fUll oF snAke loVeRs bAnaNa fAcEs nOw coWs wHaTs neXt a fUckiNg biG shArK goNnA bE swImmiNg dOwn iN olD toWn liOns orDerIng fooDs aT shOpErS thIs iS syChotIc
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 30, 2012 03:04PM
"thIs iS syChotIc"
Truer words were never spoken
Truer words were never spoken
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 30, 2012 03:55PM
BLEH tHis baNaNa faCe misTeR KIrk dO noT waNt tO caDdY fOr hiM hE saIs FaIrfaX iS hiS pISsING grOuNd aNd scReenEd wheN hIs bAg oF bIg mOnEy cLubs fEll dId nOt meAn tO heaVy baG fuLl oF clUbs bAllS tOwels sNakes miSter KiRk iS aLwaYs oN hIS fOne sCrEenIng aT peOplEs hE saIs hE buYs hoUses iN FaIrfaX puTs sNakes iN thEm AnD sELls tHem hE puTs baGs oF snAKes oN eVery fLooR aNd gOt aNgrY wHeN thE gOlF caRt raN ovER snAkes tHis baTShIt bANaNa faCe scReemEd aBouT hIs veStmenTs bEinG rUn ovEr yOu oUT oF yOur baTShIT cRazy mInd fuCk this nO tIp goInG tO gEt AMy aNd haVe cAlm TIme
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 30, 2012 06:00PM
Please Patrick leave the Big O and Dukes Thread alone.
Unlock....Bow!!!
I have you now.
Unlock....Bow!!!
I have you now.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 30, 2012 06:31PM
open this thread
I have you now.
I have you now.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 30, 2012 06:32PM
unlockyyyy
I have you now.
I have you now.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: August 30, 2012 06:50PM
BEH Wrote:
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> "thIs iS syChotIc"
>
> Truer words were never spoken
I'm jsut glad I have some thing funny and reliable to come to after a long day of work.
God bless BLEH!
I have you now.
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> "thIs iS syChotIc"
>
> Truer words were never spoken
I'm jsut glad I have some thing funny and reliable to come to after a long day of work.
God bless BLEH!
I have you now.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 30, 2012 06:56PM
I'm confused but laughing nonetheless, thanks Bleh. You put EVERYTHING into perspective. Although I do wish YoU WouLD TypE ProPerly.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 30, 2012 09:01PM
Bumped in honor of Bleh. I've actually looked at what he has posted today, and I'm still confused, but howling nonetheless. Sharks swimming down in Old Town, a man who sells houses with bags of snakes, damn, just when I thought I'd seen and heard everything.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 31, 2012 07:33AM
BLEH tErriBLE tHis mOrNiNg sNaKes snAppiNg aT peOplEs anKels aT sEvEn elEven FaIrfaX cIrCle sNaKe wIth laDy dRivInG caR goInG baTShIt cRazy fAsT gO taLk wIth eGgS tRy tO gEt laTe sTaRt aT goLf cOrset aFter baTShiT crAzy bAnaNa fACe raZor tEeTh diD nOt sEen tO FuCkiNg noTicE tHe dO nOt DisTurB sign
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
just me
()
Date: August 31, 2012 07:46AM
You should try some green eggs and ham and feed them to the snake. I think I would be afriad to look down to see snapping snakes at my ankels. No 7-Eleven for me today.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 31, 2012 12:43PM
BLEH wEnT tO MaC dONaLds foR lUncH FAirfaX wOrst thE baNaNa faCes aLl ovEr iT taLk oN yOuR fOne wIlE snAkeS eAT peOplEs haPpy mEaL baTShiT craZy gOinG tO sEe dOctoR KaTzEn teRIBLe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 31, 2012 02:52PM
BLEH wENT tO dOctor KAtzEn hAd tO looK aT faIrfAx bOoLEVARD aNd yELl bAnAna fACE wIlE thRowiNg bAnaNas bATShIt crAzy siT iN boX oF aNgrY sNakeS wIlE doCtor KAtzEn puMpEd elEctronic jOlTs tHrU iT snAkeS anGry sTriKinG bItiNg hissInG dOctOr KAtzEn thEn puT iN ceIliNg uPside dOwn looKinG aT flOorS oF snAKEs FaIrfaX sIgnS uP waTch piCtuRes oF snAKES miSter duNigAn bAnaNa fACEs iN sUits aNd cloWnS plYinG piYaNos tiMe fOr caLm tiMe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 31, 2012 04:06PM
BLEH jaMmIng jaVa iS cAlm TIme sPenT tIMe iN snAkE frEe plAcE muSic waS nOt tERIBLe gAve CIndy kiSses jJ liKeS tHe fOods hORaCe hUggEd aNd tHankS tO peOPLEs giVes mOneY tO baNaNa faCe oUT frOnt wHo maKe FOne caLl fInN doUblE dIppiNg moThErfuCker leFt snAkes ouR oF caR wItH baTShIt craZy heAd sPinnInG AMy noT wIth hIm iF yOu aRe tIred oF sNAKES anD bAnaNa fACEs yOu miTE fiNd cALm TIme aT jAmmINg jAvA
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: August 31, 2012 05:19PM
BLEH miStEr yOOn jUmpIng Up aNd dOwn bATShiT craZy aNgrY BLEH yOu dO nOt gEt sHiT foR baGS dOne FUCkING bAnaNa faCE wHen pEOplEs buY snAKes aNd yOu sTop sMokiNg anD DriNkinG coFfee maYbE yOur baTShit cRazY AsS wiLl knOw yEt thErE yOu aRe smOkInG cIgaR eTtes sNakes bIte miSter yOOn sTop yeLlinG aBoUt baGs pEr mInuTe gEt rId oF thE sNAKes fiRst
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: August 31, 2012 10:14PM
Bleh, I am so happy you are the only voice of reason here on the boards. Seriously, and no offense, I never thought that would be typed, but alas this place is fucked up. That's right, it appears even the snakes, banana faces, and batshit craziness of Fairfax has slithered onto Fairfax Underground.
I am a bit confused again though. Isn't Cindy, the girlfriend of the double dipping motherfucker Finn, and isn't she the one whose head spins? Dr. Katzen does have issues. Get a second opinion Bleh. Until then, thank you for at least being a beacon of light on Fairfax Underground, and in the surrounding community. You should be the moderator here perhaps, or at least stop some of the banana faces.
I am a bit confused again though. Isn't Cindy, the girlfriend of the double dipping motherfucker Finn, and isn't she the one whose head spins? Dr. Katzen does have issues. Get a second opinion Bleh. Until then, thank you for at least being a beacon of light on Fairfax Underground, and in the surrounding community. You should be the moderator here perhaps, or at least stop some of the banana faces.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: September 01, 2012 03:47PM
BLEH gOlF iS tHe sPorT oF BaTsHIT cRaZy baNanA Face sNaKe woRshiPeRs muSter DuNigAn sAis nO moRe yElliNg aT sNaKes aT FAiRfaX gOlf gReeNs bATSHiT craZy mOtheRfuCker pRoLly sLeePs iN bEd fuLl oF sNAKES whatS a mAttEr baBy waNt To chEw mY aRmS aGaIn bIte tHis fUckiNg eaR iN ThE bEd baTShIt cRaZy oFf tO gET sIngInG haMburger oNly sIxty dOllArS toDaY chEeP bAnaNa,faCEs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: September 02, 2012 10:31AM
sAis nO moRe yElliNg aT sNaKes
That's probably a good idea. With any wildlife Bleh, seen or unseen by anyone.
oNly sIxty dOllArS toDaY chEeP bAnaNa,faCEs
That's bullshit. The folks who play golf, pay the man. He's working hard and putting up with you banana faces. As like in the Washington Post in the sports column says, "Pay the Man Shirley." Good luck Bleh!
That's probably a good idea. With any wildlife Bleh, seen or unseen by anyone.
oNly sIxty dOllArS toDaY chEeP bAnaNa,faCEs
That's bullshit. The folks who play golf, pay the man. He's working hard and putting up with you banana faces. As like in the Washington Post in the sports column says, "Pay the Man Shirley." Good luck Bleh!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: September 02, 2012 08:48PM
A friendly bump for Bleh. I'm going to stay out of this "shitfest", but as I look forward to hearing from the man who sees snakes and banana faces, let's make sure he can find "home" here. Its been a couple of days, and I'm anxiously awaiting further news about batshit crazy Fairfax. Or in Bleh's case "baTShit Crazy FaiRfaX."
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: September 03, 2012 06:15AM
BLEH MaC dONaLds aT ciRcle bATsHIT cRaZy bOss maN yeLLinG snAkEs hIssiNg nO fUckinG eGgs tO taLk tO whaT sHiT iS THat baTShIt cRazY,bAnaNa fAcEs nOt aNgry aBoUt snAkes eGgs tHiS FaIrfAX izts SyCHotiC nOthInG bUt sNaKe In cIrCle aNd,bATSHiT,cRazy CIndY heAd sPiNning bRiNgs tHem IN
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: September 03, 2012 08:20AM
BLEH tErriBLE bOOLEVARD hOtel iS fuLl Of aNgry hISsinG snAkes baTShiT crAzy fAt mAN geT oFf yOuR FAt mAn sEaT aND gEt raZoR tEeth tO reMoVe tHe sNaKes oFf tHr BeD anD oUt oF tHE sHOwEr wOod yOu LUkE tO taKe a fUcKinG shOwEr wIth hIssIng bItInG sNaKes bAnaNa fACE prIcE,iS rIght iS nOt oN yOuR TELiVisIon gEt rAzoR tEEth,iN hEre yOu sLoPpy sWeaT sHirT sNaKe lOViNg bAnaNa fAcE,
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: September 03, 2012 10:09AM
BLEH wENT tO gEt mEdiCinEs aT wAlgReEns gOt yeLlEd aT bY mAgazInEs wIle lOokIng aT theM tErrible waIt oNE hoUr wHaT,thE fuCk tHis iS sHIt tAke fOreVer wIth thOse pILLs fArmCiSt hAs puRplE eYes aNd snAkes aT thE wAitIng aREa sIttInG wIth sNAKES wHo nEed pIllS whAt a FUckeD uP waY tO sTaRt thE daY aNd itS jUsT sO grEaT tO bE nExt tO sNaKes aNd bAnaNa faCed fOoLs
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: September 03, 2012 01:18PM
BLEH tErriBLE aT sEvEn eLEVEN oN maIN StrEEt baTShiT craZy maN yeLlinG snAkEs aRe hEre,tO sTay hAs poSter oF sNAKe bAGs, a
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: September 03, 2012 05:55PM
Bleh, what happened? Did you end up in a snake with no wifi?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: September 11, 2012 07:35AM
Oh, it's great to be back!
I missed the snakes and banana faces.
I missed the snakes and banana faces.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ito
()
Date: September 11, 2012 07:53AM
I just hope that bLeH can find his thread again.
(I also hope he wasn't overwhelmed by snakes during the downtime.)
(I also hope he wasn't overwhelmed by snakes during the downtime.)
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
just me
()
Date: September 11, 2012 07:59AM
I hope Belh is okay at the bOOLEVARD hOtel with the clowns, snakes and whatever else that has happened while the site was down. Bleh you must really try Green Eggs and Ham, might chase the snakes away for a little bit.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: September 12, 2012 10:26AM
For all of BLEH's great wisdom which he has shared with us I always got the feeling that he was not the most tech savvy user here.
Let's hope he finds his way to his new home in "off-topic".
Its good to have FFXU back up again but I need my BLEH fix now!!!
I have you now.
Let's hope he finds his way to his new home in "off-topic".
Its good to have FFXU back up again but I need my BLEH fix now!!!
I have you now.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLORTH
()
Date: September 12, 2012 01:03PM
BLORTH bATShIt cRazy miSter dUniGan saIs sNaKes arE wElcome tO thE goLf coRSE fUckiNg bAnaNa fAce hAs,sOda mAcHiNes tHaT sPiT oUt sNAKes fOod maChiNes thAt sPit oUt sNaKes waNt a CoKe gET sNaKe biTe oN yOuR bAnaNa faCed miDdLe fiNgeR plAy oN thE,gReeNs wHerE sNaKes aRe aT eVEry hOle bATShIt,cRazy BLORTH gO geT sIngiNg haMBuRgErs fRom tERIBLe woMaN wIth pUrPlE hAir stOp,thE fuCkinG heAd spInniNg
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLORTH
()
Date: September 12, 2012 01:36PM
BLORTH bE caRefUl aT sHOpErS fOod bAnaNa fAcE bOss mAn juMpiNg uP aNd dOwn tHrOwing sNaKes aT pEopLeS lAdY tAlkInG oN fOnE gOt fIngErS bIt grABBiNg fROot lOoPs baTShIt cRaZy hEre gEt yoUr baTShIt cRaZy kiDS tHere fUckiNg baTSHit cRaZy ceREaL wIth sNaKe tOYs waNt tO waLk iN haLls oF snAkes aNd fOod sTep oN uP iN tHe chEesE seCKTION wIth HiSsInG aNgrY snAkes rEaDy tO biTe yOuR sHopping CaRt iN a sWcOnD tHis FaIrFax Is A sNakE iNfeSted baTShIt cRaZy plACe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
questioning
()
Date: September 12, 2012 01:53PM
BLORTH, plz, stop trying so hard to be like Bleh.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: September 12, 2012 02:00PM
This is so obviously not Bleh, not even a decent imitation.
Bleh has avery distinct style not exibited by the imposter.
Bleh has avery distinct style not exibited by the imposter.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLORTH
()
Date: September 12, 2012 02:35PM
BLORTH booLevArD hOTeL iS fULl oF sNaKES wEnt TO bOss mAN faT mAn sIts wAtchiNG sNaKe sHoWs oN TELiVisIon tErRible tUrnEd a RouNd wOmaN wIth fIre eYes opEnS hEad sNakEs dRop ouT hAve,yOur sNaKes ShE saIs clOwNs wIth piYaNos bRiNg iN tHousAnS oF sNAKES hIssiNg biTinG AMy iS noT ABeL tO gET iN dooR fuLl oF sNAKES nEed doCtOr KAtzEn tO giVe moRe meDicIneS cIndY heAd sPInniNg frEak wIth thOse rOtten ShaRk teeTh nEeds rO leaVe wIth FiNn dOubLe DIppIng moTheRfuckEr sElls ghOsT snAkes tHat bIte yOu bUt peOpleS oF FAiRfAX dO nOt caRe waLk bY chAntIng sNakes wIth siGns wITh cAt hEaDs gO tO jaMmiNg jAvA fOr caLM tImE
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLORTH
()
Date: September 12, 2012 04:06PM
BLORTH wEnt tO doCtOr oLSonS oFfice sIt wIth HiM saIs sNAKes aRe frIenDs maKeS snAkes bItE teSticaLs puTs In bAnaNa baG yeLliNg snAkes daNgle oVEr maPlE aVenuE baTShiT craZy scReenIng bAnaNa faCes fuCk yOu nO fuCk yzou siTtiNg aT yoUr taBeL eaTinG faNcy fzoods oN taBeLs oF sNAKES coiL a ROuND yoUr eArs dIppEd iN taNk oF eLectrIc eeLS doCtOr OlSon iN wiNdoW hoLds uP bAnAnAs sMiLiNg heAd iN wAter wITh eeLs sHockInG snAkes ON teSticAls biTiNg awAy chEwiNg sCreeNinG baTShIt cRaZy sYChiaTrust noS nOthIng bAnaNa faCes oF FAIRfAX loVE doCtoR OlSon thRowIng rOsEs and sNakes aT hiS dOoR sTepS
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: September 12, 2012 04:51PM
BEH Wrote:
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> This is so obviously not Bleh, not even a decent
> imitation.
> Bleh has avery distinct style not exibited by the
> imposter.
Dude, you think we have a BLEH imposter?
What's this world coming to?
I have you now.
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> This is so obviously not Bleh, not even a decent
> imitation.
> Bleh has avery distinct style not exibited by the
> imposter.
Dude, you think we have a BLEH imposter?
What's this world coming to?
I have you now.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLORTH
()
Date: September 12, 2012 06:55PM
BLORTH tERIBLe miStEr fUckinG yOOn yElliNg reAdIng paPeRs aT h MARt aLl aBoUt hIs bATShit hOrSeS hE puTS monEys On hOw aBouT yOuR baGgeR whO gEts bIt bY sNaKes wHen pUttInG fooDs iN baGs oF bAnaNa fACes pUt iN orangeS biT bY sNakes puT iN ApEls bIt BY sNaKe PUt iN mEat biT bY sNaKe PUt iN chEEse,boT by sNaKes pUt iN miLK biT bY sNAKes sIT thEre rEad yOuR baTShIt cRaZY,nEwspAper sMokInG ciGarEtes aNd dRiNkiNg cOFEe wHo gIvEs a sHiT aBouT bAgGerS puTTING iN yOur fOodS tO baNaNa faCes gEtting bIt bY sNAKes yEH kEep smoKinG anD lOok tHe oTheR wAY lEt tHe sNakeS eaT yOUr coFee aND cIgaReTes anD baTSHit cRAZy neWspaPers
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: September 12, 2012 08:06PM
eeLs sHockInG snAkes ON teSticAls biTiNg awAy chEwiNg sCreeNinG baTShIt cRaZy sYChiaTrust noS nOthIng bAnaNa faCes oF FAIRfAX loVE doCtoR OlSon thRowIng rOsEs and sNakes aT hiS dOoR sTepS
Okay I found you Bleh, or Blorth. I'm happy that you are back. Have you been in any snakes lately, as I've missed your commentary and perspective of Fairfax.
I gotta disagree with Beh, because Blorth or Bleh is back!! And I wonder why people would throw roses and snakes at a door of a doctor, who has some rather disturbing methods of treatment. Keep your head up Blorth!
Okay I found you Bleh, or Blorth. I'm happy that you are back. Have you been in any snakes lately, as I've missed your commentary and perspective of Fairfax.
I gotta disagree with Beh, because Blorth or Bleh is back!! And I wonder why people would throw roses and snakes at a door of a doctor, who has some rather disturbing methods of treatment. Keep your head up Blorth!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: September 13, 2012 06:51AM
BLEH tERIBLE wEnt tO MAc DonAldS nEwsPaPeR maChiNe fUlL oF sNAKES mAchIne boUnCiNg sNaKes hIssInG bAnAna faCes dO nOt cARE cLeaR lOt oF thE sNaKes bATshit cRazy FAirfaX sTop sIppIng tHaT,coFeE,aND gEt rId oF tHE SerPeNts eGgs saIS tOdaY,maNy snAkeS cArS dRiVe aRouNd tHem mAn iN a SuiT taLkS oN fOnE sNaKes dRop On hIs cAr uSe tHosE wIperS gEts rId,oF sNAKES bUt sNake sHit iS aLl ovER yOuR faNcy casE bAnAna faCe HAVe fuN waShiNg sNaKe sHit waNt sNakeS,iN FaIrfAx thaTS yOur pRoblEm
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: September 13, 2012 07:40AM
BLEH rIdiNg oN tHe cUe bUs tHeRE aRe nOthInG bUt bAnaNa faCes oN boArd pEopLes wIth gLaSses aNd sPiNning hEaDs taLk oN thErE fOneS aLl aBoUt MaKiNg moNey AlL aBout tHeRe sToCks sHut uP baNaNa faCe DI,yOu thInK thE laRgE sNaKe sIttIng bEhiNd yOu iS gOinG tO caRE aBouT yoUr baTSHiT cRazY gOlD waTcH oR tHaT yOu aRe wEaRiNg a TIe bOss mAN boUncEs oN faT mAn sEaT wIlE a sNaKE waIts tO coMe flyINg oUt oF yOur sUitCaSe bATShIt cRazY FAirFaX pEopleS yoU waNted tHe sNaKeS gO cHant dOwn FAirfax bOoLEVARD wIle yoUr fONe gEts chOmpEd oN bY thE sNaKe aT yoUr FeEt,
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: September 13, 2012 12:28PM
BLEH tERIBLe MaTT RoNey aT vaN dIcK pArK prEsiDenT oF FAIRfAX yeLliNg FaIrfAx iS RONEy coUnTry bATShIt crAzy pEopleS oN sTagE tHrOw sNakeS tO peOplEs maN wIth coWboY booTs anD puRPle eYeS hOldS uP snAkes sAiS FAirFax hOme oF sNAKES baNAnA fAcEs cLaPping cHeeRiNg baTShIT cRazy pEoplEs caRry snAkeS aNd weAR haTs wIth sNakEs eLefaNt thRows snAKES tHiS iS tERIBLe nO wAy a ROuND tHiS voTe fOr sNaKes loSt yoUr fuCkiNg mInd tHiS aRea lOvEs itS snAkes
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: September 13, 2012 12:41PM
Phony.
Please, let the real Bleh come back.
Please, let the real Bleh come back.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: September 13, 2012 12:46PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Phony.
>
> Please, let the real Bleh come back.
Do you think the real BLEH is trapped inside a snake again?
Maybe he needs help.
I have you now.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Phony.
>
> Please, let the real Bleh come back.
Do you think the real BLEH is trapped inside a snake again?
Maybe he needs help.
I have you now.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 13, 2012 12:56PM
I think it's safe to say that the real BLEH is retired. It's no coincidence that he left when school started.....
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: September 13, 2012 01:00PM
eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I think it's safe to say that the real BLEH is
> retired. It's no coincidence that he left when
> school started.....
Good point but I still haven't lost hope. Maybe he'll be back for Thanksgiving.
I have you now.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I think it's safe to say that the real BLEH is
> retired. It's no coincidence that he left when
> school started.....
Good point but I still haven't lost hope. Maybe he'll be back for Thanksgiving.
I have you now.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: September 13, 2012 01:24PM
BLEH wEnT wIth FiNN dOuble dIppIng mOTherfucker aNd hEaD sPiNning cIndY tO pENERa bReaD mAn aT coUnter thRowS saNd wItches hEre hAve a HeArt aTtaCk hErE hAve a StrOke baTShit cRazy mAn bAnaNa faCes sIt aNd eaT saNd wITches plAyIng oN cOnpUtrS wIle baTShIt cRaZy wOmaN wIth haIr oN fiRe puTs snAkes oUt oN taBeLs pEoples sCreeNinG snAkEs drOP frOm cEilIng anD bOss mAN comEs ouT eYes poP ouT sKin oN faCe tUrnS grEen thRowS uP snAkes oN flOor hElicopters oF sNAKES drOp oN tOp cINdys fUckiNg spInning heAd
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: September 13, 2012 03:40PM
BLEH dOne fOr daY miSTer duNiGan saIs BLEH yOu haVe rEst oF dAy oFf GoiNg wIth aMY tO ARthur tEecHeRs tO gET chIckeN aNd fIsh MistEr JaCkson dOes nOt likE snAkes giVES fiFty dOllAr tIpS oFf tO niGht wIth AMY aNd. MaYbe haVe soME fUn iN beD wIth nO snAkeS,iN tHe miDdle tHiS tIme rAzoR tEeTh BEtter hAve thAT rOoM snAkE frEe
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BLEH9
()
Date: September 14, 2012 06:02AM
BLEH wEnT tO MAC DOnALdS eGgs saIs sNAKes fAll fRom sKy wIth meN wHo coNe fROM hElicOpters
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: September 14, 2012 08:24AM
Well, this thread, which was the best ever is now dead.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: September 14, 2012 10:42AM
Is this as the Northman said, could be the emergence of the Anti-Bleh, while the real Bleh is in trouble?
Who is Bleh? I want to know more about him. Is he a wondering hallucinating man, or a creative writer? Just want to know more. Sad to see that these weak imitations are what they are, BEH appears to be correct. I really looked forward to Bleh's posts. A shame.
Who is Bleh? I want to know more about him. Is he a wondering hallucinating man, or a creative writer? Just want to know more. Sad to see that these weak imitations are what they are, BEH appears to be correct. I really looked forward to Bleh's posts. A shame.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: September 14, 2012 08:04PM
Tough One Wrote:
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> Is this as the Northman said, could be the
> emergence of the Anti-Bleh, while the real Bleh is
> in trouble?
>
> Who is Bleh? I want to know more about him. Is he
> a wondering hallucinating man, or a creative
> writer? Just want to know more. Sad to see that
> these weak imitations are what they are, BEH
> appears to be correct. I really looked forward to
> Bleh's posts. A shame.
I have no idea who BLEH really is. At first I thought BLEH was BEH because of their screen names, the fact that BEH was the second or third poster in this thread and BEH seemed to be the only person on earth who could understand what the fuck BLEH was saying. Assuming BLEH is part of the joke and not being serious here, I think he is a very funny/creative writer, which is another reason I thought BLEH and BEH might have been the same.
But knowing who the real BLEH is would ruin the fun so I just rolled with it because it was the funniest thread on this site and made no further attempt to figure out which regular poster(if any) he might be.
One thing about the real BLEH is that he would always post really early in the morning. Is somebody going to be motivated enough to impersonate BLEH that they will wake up that early? After the week of downtime "BLORTH" (who was probably fake) was posting during the day. Since then "BLEH" has resumed his normal posting pattern of kicking things off bright and early.
I think this was the real BLEH's first post since FFXU went offline for a week or so. My guess is that the real BLEH just didn't realize the site was back up until September 13th. Once he did, he was back to his regular posting patterns.
Maybe this is all wishful thinking.
I have you now.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/14/2012 08:05PM by TheNorthman.
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> Is this as the Northman said, could be the
> emergence of the Anti-Bleh, while the real Bleh is
> in trouble?
>
> Who is Bleh? I want to know more about him. Is he
> a wondering hallucinating man, or a creative
> writer? Just want to know more. Sad to see that
> these weak imitations are what they are, BEH
> appears to be correct. I really looked forward to
> Bleh's posts. A shame.
I have no idea who BLEH really is. At first I thought BLEH was BEH because of their screen names, the fact that BEH was the second or third poster in this thread and BEH seemed to be the only person on earth who could understand what the fuck BLEH was saying. Assuming BLEH is part of the joke and not being serious here, I think he is a very funny/creative writer, which is another reason I thought BLEH and BEH might have been the same.
But knowing who the real BLEH is would ruin the fun so I just rolled with it because it was the funniest thread on this site and made no further attempt to figure out which regular poster(if any) he might be.
One thing about the real BLEH is that he would always post really early in the morning. Is somebody going to be motivated enough to impersonate BLEH that they will wake up that early? After the week of downtime "BLORTH" (who was probably fake) was posting during the day. Since then "BLEH" has resumed his normal posting pattern of kicking things off bright and early.
I think this was the real BLEH's first post since FFXU went offline for a week or so. My guess is that the real BLEH just didn't realize the site was back up until September 13th. Once he did, he was back to his regular posting patterns.
Maybe this is all wishful thinking.
I have you now.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/14/2012 08:05PM by TheNorthman.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Tough One
()
Date: September 16, 2012 06:05AM
This could be. I am saddened by what appears to be the Anti-Bleh. May the real Bleh stand up please. Although the Underground is cool without Bleh, Bleh added another side, another perspective, and without a doubt the best posts ever.
Damn it. I don't know what happened to Bleh but I am having withdrawal fits. It seems like the site being down or maybe he moved on to a new stomping ground, who knows, just ended the fun. A shame. Truly now that the Anti-Bleh seems to have taken over. We must continue to hope for Bleh's return.
Damn it. I don't know what happened to Bleh but I am having withdrawal fits. It seems like the site being down or maybe he moved on to a new stomping ground, who knows, just ended the fun. A shame. Truly now that the Anti-Bleh seems to have taken over. We must continue to hope for Bleh's return.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Ricky
()
Date: September 17, 2012 07:42AM
Fuck Bleh. That sob has been seeing snakes for years. Give him some more meds and maybe he wouldn't be posting here. He's batshit crazy.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
86g
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Date: September 17, 2012 01:08PM
3220 old Lee hwy
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
where is bleh?
()
Date: September 21, 2012 04:52PM
I miss Bleh that's all.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: September 21, 2012 05:08PM
where is bleh? Wrote:
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> I miss Bleh that's all.
He may have found a new home in FFXU General. But it is likely an imposter BLEH!
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1001563.html
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> I miss Bleh that's all.
He may have found a new home in FFXU General. But it is likely an imposter BLEH!
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1001563.html
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
not bleh
()
Date: September 22, 2012 07:56AM
Bleh rules!!! Let the snake dude appear.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
9898
()
Date: September 23, 2012 01:38PM
Bleh where are you?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: September 23, 2012 07:24PM
9898 Wrote:
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> Bleh where are you?
Sucks that BLEH has stopped providing us with our daily dose of BLEH-ness.
When this site was down for a week, this thread, more than anything is what I missed
And when this thread was hitting on all cylinders it was the funniest place on the internet.
COME BACK BLEH!!!!
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> Bleh where are you?
Sucks that BLEH has stopped providing us with our daily dose of BLEH-ness.
When this site was down for a week, this thread, more than anything is what I missed
And when this thread was hitting on all cylinders it was the funniest place on the internet.
COME BACK BLEH!!!!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: September 24, 2012 01:13PM
Ain't nothing like the real thing , bay-bee, nothing like the real thing!
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
FXU historian
()
Date: May 11, 2014 01:40PM
What made this thread so popular?
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: May 12, 2014 01:46AM
FXU historian Wrote:
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> What made this thread so popular?
Mental illness and hallucinations.
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> What made this thread so popular?
Mental illness and hallucinations.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Glad that I got out.c
()
Date: May 12, 2014 05:22PM
BLEH has joined the VDF.Will be working the event in Winchester at the end of the month.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
FXU historian
()
Date: May 13, 2014 08:18PM
Glad that I got out.c Wrote:
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> BLEH has joined the VDF.Will be working the event
> in Winchester at the end of the month.
Will he be available for historic Q&A ??
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> BLEH has joined the VDF.Will be working the event
> in Winchester at the end of the month.
Will he be available for historic Q&A ??
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
just me
()
Date: May 23, 2014 09:31AM
BEH are you still homeless? You need to get a life.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
W467
()
Date: May 23, 2014 06:36PM
Ok read the thread not funny mental illness is no joke
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
snaketards!
()
Date: May 24, 2014 08:00AM
Snaketards
All of you are snaketards.
All of you are snaketards.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
xxxxtard
()
Date: May 24, 2014 08:05AM
snaketards! Wrote:
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> Snaketards
> All of you are snaketards.
little missy, would you please stfu,
your constant xxxx-tard drivel adds nothing here, you are worthless
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> Snaketards
> All of you are snaketards.
little missy, would you please stfu,
your constant xxxx-tard drivel adds nothing here, you are worthless
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Snaketardz. LOLZ
()
Date: May 24, 2014 08:06AM
Snaketardz hate America.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: March 22, 2015 06:30PM
just me Wrote:
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> BEH are you still homeless? You need to get a
> life.
I'd be content to achieve a decent bowel movement.
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> BEH are you still homeless? You need to get a
> life.
I'd be content to achieve a decent bowel movement.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
burmese pythons
()
Date: October 16, 2015 07:36PM
Those big oens, that eat deer and alligators in Florida.
I saw some of them slithering around the woods near Lake Accotink last December.
I saw some of them slithering around the woods near Lake Accotink last December.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Government Contracting
()
Date: October 18, 2015 09:27PM
The government sure knows how to 'hide' behind the contracts they shove in our faces with services now days.
The CONtractors corrupt every aspect of the services and scapegoat endlessly.
It is a snakes dream come true!
Then they go to church on Sundays and pretend they practice religion in their lives.
Like when a CONtractor killed the astronauts with the Challenger spacecraft and beyond.
And higher government, the feds on up, sit back an do nothing to stop the corruption.
No better than the CONtracted ones scapegoating endlessly. Like a snake.
Does anyone have any good, proving by the exampled witnessing there of same?
I am sure we can come up with many.
Attachments:
The CONtractors corrupt every aspect of the services and scapegoat endlessly.
It is a snakes dream come true!
Then they go to church on Sundays and pretend they practice religion in their lives.
Like when a CONtractor killed the astronauts with the Challenger spacecraft and beyond.
And higher government, the feds on up, sit back an do nothing to stop the corruption.
No better than the CONtracted ones scapegoating endlessly. Like a snake.
Does anyone have any good, proving by the exampled witnessing there of same?
I am sure we can come up with many.
Attachments:
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Challenger Spacecraft Destructio
()
Date: October 23, 2015 06:16AM
The horrific death of the 7 astronauts burned alive in the Challenger Spacecraft.
Compliments of contracting out the work on it.
Compliments of contracting out the work on it.
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
CLICK HERE TO HAIL SATAN!
()
Date: November 01, 2015 01:40AM
see so much of it - Wrote:
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> Click here to Hail Satan! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Government Contracting Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The government sure knows how to 'hide'
> behind
> > the
> > > contracts they shove in our faces with
> services
> > > now days.
> > > The CONtractors corrupt every aspect of the
> > > services and scapegoat endlessly.
> > > It is a snakes dream come true!
> > > Then they go to church on Sundays and pretend
> > they
> > > practice religion in their lives.
> > > Like when a CONtractor killed the astronauts
> > with
> > > the Challenger spacecraft and beyond.
> > > And higher government, the feds on up, sit
> back
> > an
> > > do nothing to stop the corruption.
> > > No better than the CONtracted ones
> scapegoating
> > > endlessly. Like a snake.
> > > Does anyone have any good, proving by the
> > exampled
> > > witnessing there of same?
> > > I am sure we can come up with many.
> >
> >
> > Hail Satan!
> >
> > (BOOOOO!)
>
>
> my friends and i see so much of this it just is
> not funny any more! the pliticians. an we not
> just all be better off without them and their
> hideous expense?
Do you really want to Hail Satan?
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> Click here to Hail Satan! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Government Contracting Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The government sure knows how to 'hide'
> behind
> > the
> > > contracts they shove in our faces with
> services
> > > now days.
> > > The CONtractors corrupt every aspect of the
> > > services and scapegoat endlessly.
> > > It is a snakes dream come true!
> > > Then they go to church on Sundays and pretend
> > they
> > > practice religion in their lives.
> > > Like when a CONtractor killed the astronauts
> > with
> > > the Challenger spacecraft and beyond.
> > > And higher government, the feds on up, sit
> back
> > an
> > > do nothing to stop the corruption.
> > > No better than the CONtracted ones
> scapegoating
> > > endlessly. Like a snake.
> > > Does anyone have any good, proving by the
> > exampled
> > > witnessing there of same?
> > > I am sure we can come up with many.
> >
> >
> > Hail Satan!
> >
> > (BOOOOO!)
>
>
> my friends and i see so much of this it just is
> not funny any more! the pliticians. an we not
> just all be better off without them and their
> hideous expense?
Do you really want to Hail Satan?
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Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
Old school ffxu
()
Date: January 19, 2020 11:28PM
I miss bleh
Re: SnAKeS iN fAiRfAx
Posted by:
meade's music attracts snakes?
()
Date: January 20, 2020 02:38PM
meade's music doesn't attract anything