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Domino's Pizza = Shit
Date: April 29, 2012 02:18PM

When I was in college, Domino's pizza was always a serviceable go to. It wasn't great, but it wasn't terrible. With kids, I would order it as a cheap option when we had a bunch of friends over and I didn't want to pay much for dinner.

This weekend we ordered some with the "new recipe." Holy Fuck! It was the worst shit I have eaten in some time. It had way too much garlic. And the crust tasted like it was pack full of preservatives.

Really, not good.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: April 29, 2012 02:21PM

I like dominos... In my opinion, pizza is pizza and it's really hard to F it up. Sorry for your bad experience.

 

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Date: April 29, 2012 02:24PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> I like dominos... In my opinion, pizza is pizza
> and it's really hard to F it up. Sorry for your
> bad experience.


I used to think that. I used to buy the belief "pizza is like sex. Even when it's bad, it's pretty good."

Not in this case. This was rancid. Red Baron's pizza is better than the shit Domino's is pushing now.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: April 29, 2012 02:25PM

I like that sex analogy

 

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: always crowded ()
Date: April 29, 2012 02:25PM

Valentinos on Beauregard St just outside Alexandria. Do yourself a favor and get cheese only, that is the way pizza was meant to be. I see people cram eight toppings on one pie, might as well just order a sub if you are going to do that.
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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: April 29, 2012 02:28PM

I've had pizza from that Valentino's place before, Id give it like a 8 out of 10.

They have huge pies, like a jumbo slice from downtown, but the whole pie!

The service there sucked the two times I've been though.

 

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 29, 2012 03:31PM

Papa John's is the best chain/delivery.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: April 29, 2012 05:15PM

Pizza Hut is the worst. But Dominos is a close second. Every pie I've gotten from them has been burnt.

Eesh is right - papa johns is the best of the delivery chains, but it's not that hard to beat the other guys.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: 2 cents ()
Date: April 29, 2012 05:26PM

I second Pizza Hut as the worst. Dripping in grease and almost unedible. Domino's comes in second, however. Interesting that Domino's attempt to make their pizza better just made it worse.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Comfort Food ()
Date: April 29, 2012 05:31PM

We're Papa John's freaks with Pizza Hut a close second, however yesterday we had a semi-homegrown pizza that was outstanding.

The crust was, I think, Pillsbury (in a can like its biscuits), homemade tomato sauce, cheese from BJ's or somewhere, sliced black olives, green peppers, canned pineapple, some lousy pepperoni that we all took off AFTER cooking it (!), and the magical mystery meat - sliced beef meatballs from the local Vietnamese grocery (these are beef and beef tendon made into 1" balls which we sliced).

It was, as noted, outstanding.

Oh, forgot to mention this was made into an oven-safe frying pan and baked for about 20 minutes in the pan.

Assuming all ingredients are readily available with only slicing and other prep time, this pizza was ready in pretty much the same time a home-delivery pizza would have been ready.

Yum.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 29, 2012 05:40PM

Pizza Hut buffets are disgusting, almost as nauseating as seeing people eat at Golden Corral.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Comfort Food ()
Date: April 29, 2012 05:45PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Pizza Hut buffets are disgusting, almost as
> nauseating as seeing people eat at Golden Corral.

Strangely, that was my same reaction when I went to a Westfield's Marriott Mother's Day buffet quite some time ago.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: davedavedave ()
Date: April 29, 2012 06:18PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> When I was in college, Domino's pizza was always a
> serviceable go to. It wasn't great, but it wasn't
> terrible. With kids, I would order it as a cheap
> option when we had a bunch of friends over and I
> didn't want to pay much for dinner.
>
> This weekend we ordered some with the "new
> recipe." Holy Fuck! It was the worst shit I have
> eaten in some time. It had way too much garlic.
> And the crust tasted like it was pack full of
> preservatives.
>
> Really, not good.



I agree, would not order Domino's unless there were no other options. If you ever want to try pizza that is 20 times worse come on by the high school where I work for lunch sometime. Our lunch ladies uhm oh excuse me , Our educational nutrition engineers make a pizza that can only be described as "better than starving the fuck to death".

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Comfort Food ()
Date: April 29, 2012 07:27PM

davedavedave Wrote:
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> ...Our lunch ladies uhm oh excuse me , Our educational
> nutrition engineers make a pizza that can only be
> described as "better than starving the fuck to
> death".

The lunch ladies literally have nothing to do with the preparation nor wholesale purchase of the pizza and themselves say it's crap.

In fact, this same comment applies to just about everything they serve these days; almost everything is prepared elsewhere, often purchased already prepared, and simply heated up in the "kitchens" of the schools. Some fruit dishes, maybe the "fruit crisp" or whatever they call it, are actually made in each school. But that's about it. Some of the lunch ladies have been around long enough to have seen the transition from "prepared and cooked in the schools" to "only warmed up in the schools" and, probably to a one, do not like that transition.

Place blame where it belongs.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: flight risk ()
Date: April 29, 2012 07:29PM

We make our own- use the pilsbury crust, some prego sauce (any red one will do), 1/3 each mozz, provolone, and parm cheeses, then whatever meat and veggies sliced on top.

Takes about the time the delivery person would take getting to the house (preheating the oven not included).

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: April 29, 2012 07:37PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Pizza Hut buffets are disgusting,


Ugh, I used to go to those with co-workers back when I first got my first job. Their buffet used to have some pasta dish smothered with mozzarella. One day I saw some some slob scrape all of the cheese off the pasta, and put it onto his plate.

Classssssy!

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: davedavedave ()
Date: April 29, 2012 08:35PM

Comfort Food Wrote:
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> davedavedave Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...Our lunch ladies uhm oh excuse me , Our
> educational
> > nutrition engineers make a pizza that can only
> be
> > described as "better than starving the fuck to
> > death".
>
> The lunch ladies literally have nothing to do with
> the preparation nor wholesale purchase of the
> pizza and themselves say it's crap.
>
> In fact, this same comment applies to just about
> everything they serve these days; almost
> everything is prepared elsewhere, often purchased
> already prepared, and simply heated up in the
> "kitchens" of the schools. Some fruit dishes,
> maybe the "fruit crisp" or whatever they call it,
> are actually made in each school. But that's about
> it. Some of the lunch ladies have been around long
> enough to have seen the transition from "prepared
> and cooked in the schools" to "only warmed up in
> the schools" and, probably to a one, do not like
> that transition.
>
> Place blame where it belongs.


You are right. I dont blame the lunch ladies. The food is still ghetto however.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: April 29, 2012 08:47PM

I can't remember the last time I had domino's pizza. We usually order papa johns or pickup from Ledo pizza. Occasionally I will get pizza dough from trader joes and make a spinach and ricotta pizza.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: breadstix ()
Date: April 29, 2012 09:12PM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> I can't remember the last time I had domino's
> pizza. We usually order papa johns or pickup from
> Ledo pizza. Occasionally I will get pizza dough
> from trader joes and make a spinach and ricotta
> pizza.


I like the breadsticks

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: man.... ()
Date: April 29, 2012 09:13PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> When I was in college, Domino's pizza was always a
> serviceable go to. It wasn't great, but it wasn't
> terrible. With kids, I would order it as a cheap
> option when we had a bunch of friends over and I
> didn't want to pay much for dinner.
>
> This weekend we ordered some with the "new
> recipe." Holy Fuck! It was the worst shit I have
> eaten in some time. It had way too much garlic.
> And the crust tasted like it was pack full of
> preservatives.
>
> Really, not good.


wish you were MY dad...

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 30, 2012 04:43AM

I'm.so.hungry....

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: 88 ()
Date: April 30, 2012 04:43PM

My pizza post landed on another thread. Funny how that happens. It's somewhere... see if you can find it.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Qwest ()
Date: April 30, 2012 07:08PM

Pizza is like sex. It's good until you get to the crust.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: April 30, 2012 08:10PM

I agree Dominoes and Pizza Hutt are pretty awful, but the worst pizza I've had around here was from Jerry's. Their sandwiches are acceptable, but their pizza is disgusting.

This thread makes me want pizza...

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: April 30, 2012 08:11PM

man.... Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Really, not good.
>
>
> wish you were MY dad...


I hear WTL used to get around back in the day, so maybe he is your dad.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: April 30, 2012 08:36PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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>
> Jerry's. Their sandwiches are acceptable, but
> their pizza is disgusting.


Jerry's is awful.

Thanks to places like Dominos, Pizza Hut, Jerry's, etc., I only eat pizza once or twice a year. I seriously can't eat that crap and would rather just wait until I'm around the good stuff.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: April 30, 2012 08:47PM

Manhattan Pizza in Ashburn.

They don't deliver but it's worth the drive.

They seem to have only Russian hotties waiting tables there too.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: rvashows2345 ()
Date: April 30, 2012 08:53PM

I didn't know negroes even like pizza

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: The Go Hard Entrepreneur ()
Date: April 30, 2012 09:12PM

Domino's flavor is not great, but not awful, imo.

My main problem with Domino's regular pizza is that it tends to give me the runs.

I do think the so-called "NY Style" Domino's pizza tastes much better than their regular pizza.

I actually think that's pretty good, so far as delivery chain pizza goes.

And it doesn't give me the runs.





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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: April 30, 2012 09:56PM

When I was Warsaw, Poland, a few years back, Pizza Hut was the hottest bar scene on the Eastern block. Seriosly,it was as swanky as any yuppie bar on Connecticut Ave.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: 888 ()
Date: May 01, 2012 04:03AM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> I agree Dominoes and Pizza Hutt are pretty awful,
> but the worst pizza I've had around here was from
> Jerry's. Their sandwiches are acceptable, but
> their pizza is disgusting.
>
> This thread makes me want pizza...

You excite me!

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: extra toppings ()
Date: May 01, 2012 04:56AM

Ill take a medium thin crust with mushroom bacon and snot.




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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Ashburn30 ()
Date: May 01, 2012 09:44AM

WashingTone-Locian is a negative fuck. If he is not ranting against the Junkies its something else. Dont pay him any attention. I dare you to look for one positive post from him. You wont find it, cause he is a miserable little man.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Date: May 01, 2012 10:26AM

Ashburn30 Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian is a negative fuck. If he is
> not ranting against the Junkies its something
> else. Dont pay him any attention. I dare you to
> look for one positive post from him. You wont find
> it, cause he is a miserable little man.


I'm a contrarian by nature. If you want fake happiness, I suggest you go to Facebook.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: the evil empire ()
Date: May 01, 2012 10:38AM

Papa John annoys me when he keeps jerking his head in his commercials

dominoes goes for cheapest ingredients they can find

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: May 01, 2012 10:48AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Ashburn30 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WashingTone-Locian is a negative fuck. If he is
> > not ranting against the Junkies its something
> > else. Dont pay him any attention. I dare you to
> > look for one positive post from him. You wont
> find
> > it, cause he is a miserable little man.
>
>
> I'm a contrarian by nature. If you want fake
> happiness, I suggest you go to Facebook.

All joking aside, are you from Jersey?

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: May 01, 2012 10:56AM

I just eat pussy :). All joking aside, it's the only thing I eat any more, that and egg white powder.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Date: May 01, 2012 10:59AM

Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> >
> > I'm a contrarian by nature. If you want fake
> > happiness, I suggest you go to Facebook.
>
> All joking aside, are you from Jersey?



No. I'm just not the kind of person who gushes "this is amazing" and "this is wonderful" at mediocre things. I know that is in vogue nowadays, but that's just not me.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: May 01, 2012 10:59AM

Dominoes is shit, Pizza hut is shit, Papa johns, Joe's all shit and makes me puke.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: May 01, 2012 11:00AM

Duh WTL. You trying to copy cat me ?!

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: May 01, 2012 11:02AM

I got Symhpony #9 in the backround playing

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Date: May 01, 2012 11:03AM

Juxtaposition Wrote:
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> Duh WTL. You trying to copy cat me ?!


I have no fucking idea what you are talking about. I've been on here in one form or another since 2005 with pretty much the same shtick. It might be you who is copycatting me.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: May 01, 2012 11:08AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Hay Zeus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > >
> > > I'm a contrarian by nature. If you want fake
> > > happiness, I suggest you go to Facebook.
> >
> > All joking aside, are you from Jersey?
>
>
>
> No. I'm just not the kind of person who gushes
> "this is amazing" and "this is wonderful" at
> mediocre things. I know that is in vogue nowadays,
> but that's just not me.

I agree, + 1

but how come that cynicism doesn't spill over to your butt buddy Obama and all his fellow Dems for what they do on any level?

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: May 01, 2012 11:14AM

Bland unimportant disposition asshole ;)

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: May 01, 2012 06:35PM

extra toppings Wrote:
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> Ill take a medium thin crust with mushroom bacon
> and snot.
>
>
>
>

That video is fucking gross. Thanks for posting.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: must be a special lady ()
Date: May 01, 2012 09:53PM

extra toppings Wrote:
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> Ill take a medium thin crust with mushroom bacon
> and snot.
>
>
>
>


she's cute

and WTL, dont listen to the naysayers dude, I think you rock man

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: kinda heavy ()
Date: May 05, 2012 02:23PM

the evil empire Wrote:
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> Papa John annoys me when he keeps jerking his head
> in his commercials
>
> dominoes goes for cheapest ingredients they can
> find


Little ceasers is the worst. Sometimes I wonder why I eat there like 5 or 6 times a week.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Dominos employee ()
Date: May 17, 2012 01:27AM

Well, not that my opinion matters, just like your opinions dont matter to the corporate "man". I work for Dominos I enjoy the people I work with, I dont see a career in this, just kinda a halfway job. But statistically speaking Dominos is the #1 pizza DELIVERY company in the world and #2 pizza company. #1 is pizza hut which ironically are the 2 everyone here hates the most hahaha just thought i'd share.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: actually love dominos ()
Date: May 17, 2012 01:31AM

Steak n cheese pizza = heaven

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Chris Werner ()
Date: May 17, 2012 03:44AM

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Ten Toes in the Grave ()
Date: May 20, 2012 06:17PM

Domino's has always tasted like crap. Their big selling point wasn't the taste, but that it'd be delivered in 30 minutes or less. And so lots of folks were willing to eat third-rate pizza for the quickness and convenience.

What's amazed me is that, as Domino's has backed off of that guarantee, people still order it.

At least their re-branding campaign acknowledged how vile their original product was. I don't know if it's any better now . . . I have no interest in trying it.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: May 20, 2012 06:36PM

Learn to make your own food you worthless scum. God forbid you add something to your pointless, pathetic lives.

My German grandmother (yes, German) taught me how to make the best pizza in the whole fucking world. And you can't have any of it you anti-racist traitors.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: grateful ()
Date: May 20, 2012 06:51PM

Kittie helped me to buy a pizza once, not that long ago. It was extremely nice a thing to happen, and I felt not so alone. I am still grateful for that. I remember I was watching Soul Train at the time.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: May 21, 2012 01:57AM

grateful Wrote:
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> Kittie helped me to buy a pizza once, not that
> long ago. It was extremely nice a thing to happen,
> and I felt not so alone. I am still grateful for
> that. I remember I was watching Soul Train at the
> time.


You ordered your own pizza without any help! Tipping was the issue. Remember to always overtip instead of undertip.

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: what? ()
Date: May 21, 2012 02:52AM

Delicious dominos pizza

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Re: Domino's Pizza = Shit
Posted by: dude.. ()
Date: May 21, 2012 12:59PM

Kittie Wrote:
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> grateful Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Kittie helped me to buy a pizza once, not that
> > long ago. It was extremely nice a thing to
> happen,
> > and I felt not so alone. I am still grateful
> for
> > that. I remember I was watching Soul Train at
> the
> > time.
>
>
> You ordered your own pizza without any help!
> Tipping was the issue. Remember to always overtip
> instead of undertip.


come on, man...I know that. I'm just having fun. You know my sense of humor. At least, you should.


also, lady-dude.......you should have told me at the time that I was bothering you. I'm sorry about that. If I'd realized it, I would have made an effort to correct myself. Really. I didn't realize it. I know, I'm a dummy. All I'm trying to say is, you could've told me I was bugging you...when I was bugging you...then I would have been very embarrassed and stupid-feeling, and I would have knocked it off.

sorry about that.

Don Cornelius.

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