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Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: Anthony Mclintock ()
Date: April 24, 2012 12:45PM

I am 6'4", 215 pounds with 6% bodyfat. I have 17" biceps, I am hot and dress to kill. I make 225k per year, drive a BMW 8 series late model coupe.

I also am an excellent athlete and excel at many sports. I am very intelligent and scored a 1460 on SAT.

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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: i bet ()
Date: April 24, 2012 12:48PM

we all play make believe online

-president obama

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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: wow! ()
Date: April 24, 2012 12:54PM

Anthony Mclintock Wrote:
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> I am 6'4", 215 pounds with 6% bodyfat. I have 17"
> biceps, I am hot and dress to kill. I make 225k
> per year, drive a BMW 8 series late model coupe.
>
>
> I also am an excellent athlete and excel at many
> sports. I am very intelligent and scored a 1460
> on SAT.


Wow that is pretty tall for a Female (and heavy too). Congrats!

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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: N V ()
Date: April 24, 2012 12:56PM

Anthony Mclintock Wrote:
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> I am 6'4", 215 pounds

you're fucking fat

-with 6% bodyfat. I have 17" biceps,

no you don't you would prove it with pics

-I am hot and dress to kill.

hot ppl don't say they are hot

- I make 225k
per year, drive a BMW 8 series late model coupe.

no pics so you're lying

> I also am an excellent athlete and excel at many
> sports.

excellent.

I am very intelligent and scored a 1460
> on SAT.

intelligent people tell their IQs sats don't mean shit

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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 24, 2012 01:12PM

Anthony Mclintock Wrote:
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> I am 6'4", 215 pounds with 6% bodyfat. I have 17"
> biceps, I am hot and dress to kill. I make 225k
> per year, drive a BMW 8 series late model coupe.






So you make $225k a year, but drive a car that is at least 13 years old. Yeah.....

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: Anthony Mclintock ()
Date: April 24, 2012 02:15PM

I also am packing 9 inches of meat. I have a former NY Giants Cheerleader girlfriend. I travel the world 2 months of the year. I own a 8000 sq/ft mansion on 4 acres.

I have a live-maid, 4 car garage, and a part time grounds keeper.

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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: bullshiter ()
Date: April 24, 2012 02:18PM

you don't have any pics to prove it so you're a liar you faggot

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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: winner here ()
Date: April 24, 2012 02:20PM

Packing 11 inches of destruction. I have people drive me around. I kill those I do not like.

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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: April 24, 2012 02:55PM

N V Wrote:
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> Anthony Mclintock Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am 6'4", 215 pounds
>
> you're fucking fat
>
> -with 6% bodyfat. I have 17" biceps,
>
> no you don't you would prove it with pics
>
> -I am hot and dress to kill.
>
> hot ppl don't say they are hot
>
> - I make 225k
> per year, drive a BMW 8 series late model coupe.
>
> no pics so you're lying
>
> > I also am an excellent athlete and excel at
> many
> > sports.
>
> excellent.
>
> I am very intelligent and scored a 1460
> > on SAT.
>
> intelligent people tell their IQs sats don't mean
> shit



Um, you got it backwards. About ninety percent of American when asked what their IQ is, will answer with a number, and then tell you they are "borderline genius."

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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: April 24, 2012 02:57PM

Anthony Mclintock Wrote:
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> I also am packing 9 inches of meat. I have a
> former NY Giants Cheerleader girlfriend. I travel
> the world 2 months of the year. I own a 8000
> sq/ft mansion on 4 acres.
>
> I have a live-maid, 4 car garage, and a part time
> grounds keeper.


I have a live in maid and a part time gardener as well. I call her "my wife," and "the mother of our children."

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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: Not With the Help ()
Date: April 24, 2012 03:53PM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> I have a live in maid and a part time gardener as
> well. I call her "my wife," and "the mother of
> our children."

So, you admit not only to sleeping with the help but fathering children with her? How gauche.
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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Date: April 24, 2012 03:56PM

If what the OP says is true, and he had to come on here to brag about it, it's all pretty indicative of low-self esteem.

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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: Anthony Mclintock ()
Date: April 24, 2012 03:59PM

Women want me. Men want to be me. I also own a lake house on Lake Anna and have a boathouse, Chris Craft boat, twin Jet skis. I graduated from an upper echelon college Magna cum laude.

Also I shoot 5 roper loads like that male porn star guy.

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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: LMAO ()
Date: April 24, 2012 04:01PM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> Anthony Mclintock Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I also am packing 9 inches of meat. I have a
> > former NY Giants Cheerleader girlfriend. I
> travel
> > the world 2 months of the year. I own a 8000
> > sq/ft mansion on 4 acres.
> >
> > I have a live-maid, 4 car garage, and a part
> time
> > grounds keeper.
>
>
> I have a live in maid and a part time gardener as
> well. I call her "my wife," and "the mother of
> our children."


Now THAT is funny!!!

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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: April 24, 2012 04:10PM

Not With the Help Wrote:
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> FUNdamental Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have a live in maid and a part time gardener
> as
> > well. I call her "my wife," and "the mother of
> > our children."
>
> So, you admit not only to sleeping with the help
> but fathering children with her? How gauche.


Not if you married her 14 years ago, and she stayed slender.

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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: April 24, 2012 04:19PM

Willy said; "That’s just what I mean. Bernard can get the best marks in school, y’understand, but when he gets out in the business world, y’understand, you are going to be five times ahead of him’”

“’Willy, (as Charley takes out his wallet); "The Supreme Court! And he didn’t even mention it!"

‘Charley said,(counting out money on the desk); "He don’t have to-he’s gonna do it.’"


Does this conversation from Death of a Salesman have any relevance to this thread?

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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: Yo Daddio ()
Date: April 24, 2012 04:22PM

I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire, I own a mansion und a yacht.

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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: April 24, 2012 04:31PM

I am Genevieve and I'm not a douchebag. I win!

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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 24, 2012 04:33PM

8 series BMWs haven't been made since the 90's, douche

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Re: Prepare to be jealous
Posted by: URNIdiot ()
Date: April 24, 2012 06:43PM

...and the NY Giants don't have cheerleaders either.

BURN!

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