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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: February 05, 2018 09:51AM

Hosting the TMOS fan club is a true test of JOTT's floor joists if nothing else.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Betty f’in Crocker ()
Date: February 05, 2018 10:31AM

peekza Wrote:
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> 3 instant observations...
> 1 Robb's teeth
> 2 Mike's backfat
> 3 Oh look, Mike's daughter, Selfie McDramaqueen
> has glombed onto the Ribbon Cutting/Photo Op like
> a true O'Meara...damn genetics


Heya peek. What do you think Mike was eating at that party?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Gary Coleman's goldfish Abraham ()
Date: February 05, 2018 10:34AM

895...Semper Gallagher!







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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: February 05, 2018 12:07PM

No Mike on today's show, one of his "Travel days".

So get ready for lots of lists and lame zoo radio bits.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 05, 2018 12:22PM

895...Semper Fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 05, 2018 12:24PM

Tom Pentacle Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 3 instant observations...
> > 1 Robb's teeth
> > 2 Mike's backfat
> > 3 Oh look, Mike's daughter, Selfie McDramaqueen
> > has glombed onto the Ribbon Cutting/Photo Op
> like
> > a true O'Meara...damn genetics
>
>
> 4 Oh look, there is peekza to obsess over it like
> the stalker with no life that he is.


yeah, so unlike the HEALTHY relationship you have with me and my posts...Don't forget to pull your pants back up when you're done reading

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 05, 2018 12:25PM

Betty f’in Crocker Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 3 instant observations...
> > 1 Robb's teeth
> > 2 Mike's backfat
> > 3 Oh look, Mike's daughter, Selfie McDramaqueen
> > has glombed onto the Ribbon Cutting/Photo Op
> like
> > a true O'Meara...damn genetics
>
>
> Heya peek. What do you think Mike was eating at
> that party?


Does Jimmy have a vegan menu?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ex JFKer ()
Date: February 05, 2018 01:00PM

https://www.facebook.com/misslindalove/videos/10155842118719713/

In Living color... Every fat man should wear red!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's Ear! ()
Date: February 05, 2018 01:14PM

OMG!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 05, 2018 01:16PM

Damn, Lillie Beats inherited the O'Meara fat

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Betty f’in Crocker ()
Date: February 05, 2018 01:26PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Betty f’in Crocker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 3 instant observations...
> > > 1 Robb's teeth
> > > 2 Mike's backfat
> > > 3 Oh look, Mike's daughter, Selfie
> McDramaqueen
> > > has glombed onto the Ribbon Cutting/Photo Op
> > like
> > > a true O'Meara...damn genetics
> >
> >
> > Heya peek. What do you think Mike was eating at
> > that party?
>
>
> Does Jimmy have a vegan menu?


Not sure. I just figured with your tongue so far up Mike’s ass that you would be able to tell us.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 05, 2018 01:41PM

by your own logic, what did I eat for breakfast?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: February 05, 2018 01:46PM

Holy shit, she got fat.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike Huge Ear ()
Date: February 05, 2018 01:49PM


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 05, 2018 02:00PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Holy shit, she got fat.


damn genetics

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Bestest Ever! ()
Date: February 05, 2018 04:26PM

Mike's still battling HIS freshman fif...ty, er... one fifty. Oh, never mind.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Bestest Ever! ()
Date: February 05, 2018 04:29PM

Nice of Mike to skip showering before JOTT.

Did Carla post, or was there another Full Mike-style argument causing her to bail?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: concerned hubby ()
Date: February 05, 2018 05:27PM

Wife broke her wrist - the grab bars with the expanded steel blocking held but her and could not survive the torque while she thrashed straining at the bowel in our Defcon 4 bathroom. The Dr. recommended a partial straight jacket when she is on the toilet and possibly headgear and padding around the john.

After she broke her wrist of course she fell off spraying hot liquid shit all over the walls and shower curtain. Easy clean-up with the hose and tile ceiling but she was in a lot of pain.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Big Shoota ()
Date: February 05, 2018 05:39PM

whoa! I thought I detected thickness in the blurry photos! That face loves Capn' Crunch too!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: OaktonWhineShop ()
Date: February 05, 2018 05:59PM

"Jimmy's Old Town Tavern" always struck me as the laziest, lamest name for a bar conceivable. It's a blatant ripoff of Gary's Olde Town Tavern from "Cheers." Literally the only less original bar name would be "Cheers."

Oh, look, the slogan of JOTT is "Where everyone is treated like a regular." Because apparently "Where everybody knows your name" is copyrighted.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: February 05, 2018 06:04PM

I thank the Travel Day gods for no News That Just Sucks And Is Really Annoying today.

Sorry the brunette daughter is plumping up but Mike's cunt ear and face look like Death decided to catch the Super Bowl at Jimmy's. Looks like he'll miss Junior's middle school graduation with even money on grade school. Making it to grade school that is.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Big Shoota ()
Date: February 05, 2018 06:47PM

uh oh, she has a tattoo... fat chick with tats...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jen Ettix ()
Date: February 05, 2018 06:50PM

Mike looks haggard... Seriously Mike, get it together

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike fan! ()
Date: February 05, 2018 07:25PM

Mike was on fire today! Anyone remember the other year that he was so hungover he couldn’t make the show?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: February 05, 2018 07:49PM

Mike fan! Wrote:
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> Mike was on fire today! Anyone remember the other
> year that he was so hungover he couldn’t make
> the show?

There's always April 2012 when he couldn't make it downstairs to his own living room. all the way up to November 1, 2017, but really any year starting with "20" would be correct.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: pizza’s nog cock ()
Date: February 05, 2018 08:29PM

Do you have no humanity?

pizza ripped out the pockets on his sweatpants so he can jerk me easier in his futon. He sucked me off twice today. He hum’s his lips and it feels nice. But, why can’t that nigger brush his teeth?

He danced around to TMOS, while I was tucked in. Which was nice since I couldn’t hear that stupid podcast

Please post the tot casserole, help a nigga out

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: give me a fucking break ()
Date: February 05, 2018 09:01PM

Jen Ettix Wrote:
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> this just in... Mike saw a movie and learned that
> the Viet War was prolonged Un-necessarily.
> If Tom Hanks says so it must be true...


"the Viet War"? Hyphenated unnecessarily? Are you really that fucking stupid? I guess you must be a product of FCPS.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hah Hah Hah... ()
Date: February 05, 2018 09:22PM

Flame thrower for snow...

Is Bloob that dumb???

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: JOTS Manager ()
Date: February 05, 2018 09:27PM

Heels? Hells? = Birkenstocks...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Charlene ()
Date: February 05, 2018 09:28PM

I didn’t know peekza was black?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: just saying ()
Date: February 05, 2018 09:37PM

Mike's Ear! Wrote:
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> OMG!

Have you ever considered the effects of wearing headphones for most of your working career might fuck up your ears? Look at MMA fighters, their ears are totally fucked upped after couple of years of being banged on.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Genius ()
Date: February 05, 2018 10:22PM

just saying Wrote:
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> Mike's Ear! Wrote:
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> > OMG!
>
> Have you ever considered the effects of wearing
> headphones for most of your working career might
> fuck up your ears? Look at MMA fighters, their
> ears are totally fucked upped after couple of
> years of being banged on.

Right, because wearing headphones is totally similar to getting punched in the ear repeatedly thousands of times. Mike's a warrior.

That would also explain why all the other DJs have cut ears too. Oh wait. No, it's just Mike that has them. Must be because Mike is so much harder of a worker so his ears took more of a headphone beating over the years.

Seriously, are you retarded? Or just "fucked upped"?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: February 05, 2018 10:34PM

just saying Wrote:
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> Mike's Ear! Wrote:
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> > OMG!
>
> Have you ever considered the effects of wearing headphones for most of your working career might fuck up your ears? Look at MMA fighters, their ears are totally fucked upped after couple of years of being banged on.

Someone beat me to it, but no, Cunty McCunterton from Cuntville, Cuntsylvania, headphones do not cause cunt ears. Cauliflower ears which is what you're talking about are caused by trauma to the ear, mostly in wrestlers due to having the head ground against the mat. Randy Couture is a good example. He's also orders of magnitude smarter than Brain Damage.

Headphones don't impinge on the ear lobes. How long do you think candy ass Brain Damage would wear uncomfortable headphones?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: February 05, 2018 10:42PM

Charlene Wrote:
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> I didn’t know peekza was black?

He's not. He does menstruate though. Just kidding! Peekza has a gay online stalker who is almost comically bad at it. By that I mean the guy "nog cock" really sucks at whatever he's trying to do, as you can guess from his name.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Gallagher Smash ()
Date: February 06, 2018 05:00AM

Some Gallagher jokes:

“What do lesbians do when they’re on their period? They fingerpaint.”

“What does Siegfried have in common with the tiger? They both know what Roy tastes like.”

“Think of the name of your truck. Does it end in an A? Then you’re gay.”

“You know why there’s not a 6 Flags in Mexico City? Because you have to be this tall to ride the rides.”

“Comedians need meaning. If I say a Jew and an Indian walk into a bar, you have to think the same thing I do: One of ‘em don’t wanna pay, the other one can’t handle their alcohol.”

“In the old days, God used to talk to people all the time. But not anymore. It’s hard to believe in a God who doesn’t talk to you.” (weird moment of theological melancholy)

“Quit following fags, fads, and fashions just because you’re insecure.”

“This is how we know God is a man—he made dirt. Women woulda never made dirt. She’da made carpet.”

“You read your Bible?”
”YEAH!”
“Well then you know that in the beginning, God made a man’s world. It was cool. There were places to hunt and fish, no women around to nag. It was great. But with no women around to bitch at ‘em, the men never finished a job!”

“That’s why they’re called houseKEEPERS!” (because when you get divorced, the woman KEEPS the house)

“The boys are wearin’ earrings! Be a MAN. These women NEED men!”

“Someone to follow around behind men and pick up your underwear.” (the definition of a woman)

“I’m gonna tell you facts. We’re gonna come to conclusions. And you’re not gonna be afraid to think.”

“It’s American to be an individual. Communists think the same thing and wear a uniform.”

“Aren’t you Christian? Don’t you believe in the Spirit?” (on the pointlessness of upholstering coffins)

“That’s our problem today—nobody knows nothin’ ‘cause nobody wants to say anything. ‘Cept for that general over there in Afghanistan.”
“WOOOOOOOOO!!!”

“You saw the pictures—all they had to do was be naked on all fours wearing a dog collar. It made me proud of our lesbians in uniform.” (on prisoner abuse in Abu Ghraib)

“You can’t say nothin’ in the schools—can’t even PRAY. They could pray in the closets—the gays are outta there!”

“Now kids are learning YOGA in school—studying Arab crazy shit religions. Or is it India? I don’t know.”

“I don’t know why them Arabs think they’re so smart coming up with that numbers system.”

“Pull it up over your pooper hole” (context unknown)

“I can really only tell the difference between a telephone and a snowman.” (context unknown)

“A man goes to the toilet in the dark like a Polack in a minefield.” (context unknown)

“Men don’t wanna spend no money. Women wanna spend it ALL.”

Teaching an audience member how to properly crouch like a rabbit: “You can’t stand up too high—that’s kangaroo. And you can’t get too low—that’s Korean.”

“Why is a condom like your wife? They spend more time in your wallet and less time on your dick.” (told by an audience member who received a standing ovation)

“Because there’s Mexicans, now they’ve got Spanish food at the grocery store.”

Gallagher will not hire a Mexican laborer to work on his house because “their own homes are shit shacks!”

Singing: “Obama bin Laden/On top of his noggin/Pull down his pants and smack his Moslem bottom.”
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Tom Pentacle ()
Date: February 06, 2018 08:37AM

Mike & Robb: Rich, Successful, Happy

You guys: bitter, miserable, jealous, poor.

aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Math adds up!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: wwvjt ()
Date: February 06, 2018 09:01AM

concerned hubby Wrote:
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> Wife broke her wrist - the grab bars with the
> expanded steel blocking held but her and could not
> survive the torque while she thrashed straining at
> the bowel in our Defcon 4 bathroom. The Dr.
> recommended a partial straight jacket when she is
> on the toilet and possibly headgear and padding
> around the john.
>
> After she broke her wrist of course she fell off
> spraying hot liquid shit all over the walls and
> shower curtain. Easy clean-up with the hose and
> tile ceiling but she was in a lot of pain.

What in Tarnation?!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD guy 667 ()
Date: February 06, 2018 09:46AM

RE:"Mike & Robb: Rich, Successful, Happy

You guys: bitter, miserable, jealous, poor.

aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Math adds up!"

Blobb Rich???? Town house in Leesburg??? No health insurance until his wife got a job. Tater tot casserole? Used cars?? Free cruise from the pathetic SDM??? Yeah, loaded!

Fat Mike? Had to move to a FLA retirement home to survive at 56. Favorite night is $2 drink night. Lost it all in a divorce. Second home in Maine in the middle of no where. Buys internet furniture. Can barely afford health insurance. Has to split it into two with ex stripper wife.

Boy, I am so jealous. Bitter? No. Nice Fairfax home. Nice job: with benefits. Great $$$ stacked away for retirement. Very nice vacation home.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Duh Duh Duh ()
Date: February 06, 2018 10:01AM

Yeah, they are loaded! Begging for Bonus every year!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Bestest Ever! ()
Date: February 06, 2018 10:14AM

Mike DOES have Kappy....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: pizza's a nigger ()
Date: February 06, 2018 11:13AM

Hate to break it to you...whenever pizza posts a picture of himself, it is always an ape. Therefore, pizza is a nigger

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ex JFKer ()
Date: February 06, 2018 11:28AM

Carla's head? Neanderthal forehead? Drinking syndrome? Ba Ba Ba mom's kinda soggy....
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: February 06, 2018 11:49AM

1. Who brings a kid to a superbowl party? Alcoholics.

2. What kind of douche puts copyrights on personal photos?

3. And Carla, not looking so good these days

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: February 06, 2018 03:45PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> 1. Who brings a kid to a superbowl party?
> Alcoholics.
>
> 2. What kind of douche puts copyrights on personal
> photos?
>
> 3. And Carla, not looking so good these days

It could just be an unfortunate photo but the word "haggard" comes to mind. David L. Crooks is "an event and wildlife photographer in Northern Virginia" and is it any surprise that he's a man of larger carriage?

https://500px.com/dcrooks

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jannie ()
Date: February 06, 2018 04:10PM

Mike screams "God Dammit" on plane # 1 and cuts an JOTT fart on plane # 2. Classy.

But, at least he reams Blobb badly about minute 20.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 06, 2018 04:36PM

Let me guess...Failbag related?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jannie ()
Date: February 06, 2018 04:46PM

Yep. Even the Klubbers are discussing how uncomfortable it is and how Mike mistreats his customers in the Failbag....

I love to hear Blobb squirm. You can FEEL it. And, then, Blobb engages Mike and REALLY over laughs to make him happy. It's best when even Oscar does not jump in because he is so uncomfortable.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: OaktonWhineShop ()
Date: February 06, 2018 04:59PM

Mike caustically analyzing the pilot's job performance, drawing upon Mike's years of experience as a pilot, is pretty amazing.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike R. ()
Date: February 06, 2018 05:07PM

During his Jetblue story (~32:20), Mike let his true feelings out once again at about 33:00 in : talking about the flight to DC with Carla & Little Mikey, Mike says "When we're all together - kind of cool - I got everybody that's important to me." Yep, something that his daughters have known forever.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: February 06, 2018 05:13PM

Jannie Wrote:
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> Mike screams "God Dammit" on plane # 1 and cuts an
> JOTT fart on plane # 2. Classy.
>
> But, at least he reams Blobb badly about minute
> 20.

"I'm a vegan!" One thing I'm pretty sure I know about vegans is they don't eat chicken wings, so NO, Mike, you're not. I had a co-worker about 10 years ago went vegan (without being preachy about it). He started out overweight but when he changed to vegan the pounds just melted away. I'm guessing Brain Damage cheats a lot on his diet. The carton of cigarettes hidden in the golf bag tells me all I need to know.

And of course Guinness got blamed. Miller Lite? What are you, a girl in college who doesn't like the taste of beer? Because that's not beer.

Noticed he cut off Fattt Robbb when Fattt was trying to explain that the letter actually was properly written. The problem with Brain Damage is HE CAN BARELY READ!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 06, 2018 05:16PM

Jannie Wrote:
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> Yep. Even the Klubbers are discussing how
> uncomfortable it is and how Mike mistreats his
> customers in the Failbag....
>
> I love to hear Blobb squirm. You can FEEL it.
> And, then, Blobb engages Mike and REALLY over
> laughs to make him happy. It's best when even
> Oscar does not jump in because he is so
> uncomfortable.


Let me guess, retards falling all over each other claiming it is "just a bit"?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: February 06, 2018 05:18PM

Mike R. Wrote:
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> During his Jetblue story (~32:20), Mike let his
> true feelings out once again at about 33:00 in :
> talking about the flight to DC with Carla & Little
> Mikey, Mike says "When we're all together - kind
> of cool - I got everybody that's important to me."
> Yep, something that his daughters have known
> forever.

New Daddy is their real daddy now. Mike's like a fat bloated uncle with cunt ears who likes to enable their drinking (remember when he was going to take one to Canada to drink?).

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy 667 ()
Date: February 06, 2018 05:29PM

Klubbers being Klubers.....LOL

"Haha! What is it with this fan page? It's easily the most negative Facebook fan page I have ever run into! Not everybody, of course, but geez....it's like Bizzaroworld Fairfax Underground."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy 667 ()
Date: February 06, 2018 05:39PM

Klubers....

Daniel Dansby: It's almost like Mike doesn't realize those letters have been written by his CUSTOMERS

Sam Thomas: Both my Overcast and Pocket Casts apps have fast forward functions.

Daniel Dansby: Mike was right Sammy, you are a douche

Tom OB: Free show prep?

Landon Smothers: The guys have been tiptoeing around the minefield of Mike's rage for months now. Mike will flame out and quit the show soon. It's only a matter of time.

Patrick McHugh: You didn't enjoy the "truncated" 14 minute mailbag segment last week? What ever happened to the theme/purpose they were going to have for the calls? The weekly 20+ mailbag/birthday segment which dominates the show usually should just be for listener mail and that is it. No bullshit birthdays or dance-for-me-monkey dance impression requests.....or just kill the segment all together. https://media.giphy.com/media/To3fpw7TJWD6g/giphy.gif

Stephen Myers: Shut up

Daniel Dansby: I wouldn't know...I don't got to Fairfax Underground...I come here to talk TMOS...All of it, even the bad

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: February 06, 2018 05:59PM

More Beer Facts from TMOS:

LFF: How many Stella Artois did you have before you had the blue drink?
Blobb: I really couldn't tell you.
LFF: That is the highest octane. That's the knee buster beer, you know that right? That's my knee buster beer.


"Stella Artois is a Belgian pilsner of between 4.8 and 5.2% ABV" Truly the highest octane.

Also, really classy of LFF to talk shit about his good friend Jimmy's beer garden. "It's like you have to go through a fire door to get to the beer garden." "It was fine, it was a big ball of ok." "I'm watching blissfully in front of one of Jimmy's rented televisions, the uhh, the, uhhh.. you pay all that money for a wing ... and you have... but he's got two tv's out in the beer garden that are hard wired."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jen Ettix ()
Date: February 06, 2018 06:14PM

Mike is a vegan who eats Capn'Crunch. I sincerely doubt Capn'Crunch Crunch is vegan since refined/granulated white sugar isn't vegan.
But Mike IS a narssisist and narssisists are whatever serves their purpose in any given moment.
Let's see...
Mike is:
A hockey player
A golfer
A pilot
A vegan
A father-ish
A....

And I thought having a studio in the home was so you can do shows on the fly. Like when you get home from traveling but I guess I'm wrong. Imagine how Robb feels having to drag his ass in so Mike can just wave it off. To the narssisist other people don't matter.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Big Shoota ()
Date: February 06, 2018 06:18PM

the obvious joke after the fart on a plane story is "did the masks drop out of the ceiling?"
But they are so uninterested no one thought of it...

It is the worst pod cast ever.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 06, 2018 07:17PM

Big Shoota Wrote:
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> the obvious joke after the fart on a plane story
> is "did the masks drop out of the ceiling?"
> But they are so uninterested no one thought of
> it.

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: February 06, 2018 07:31PM

Jen Ettix Wrote:
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> Mike is a vegan who eats Capn'Crunch. I sincerely
> doubt Capn'Crunch Crunch is vegan since
> refined/granulated white sugar isn't vegan.
> But Mike IS a narssisist and narssisists are
> whatever serves their purpose in any given

Actually while sugar may not be hipster, it most definitely IS vegan unless it's extracted from the blood, milk, or flesh of an animal. A1 Steak Sauce is also vegan. Using it on steak is not.

People have differing views on honey because stealing from bees but think of the quintillions of yeast aborted every year to make Miller Lite. And of course the toxic waste dump of ABV that is Stella Artois. Equivalent to a Budweiser. Didn't Fattt Robbb put away a twelve pack at a movie theater once?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jen Ettix ()
Date: February 06, 2018 09:40PM

Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> Jen Ettix Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike is a vegan who eats Capn'Crunch. I
> sincerely
> > doubt Capn'Crunch Crunch is vegan since
> > refined/granulated white sugar isn't vegan.
> > But Mike IS a narssisist and narssisists are
> > whatever serves their purpose in any given
>
> Actually while sugar may not be hipster, it most
> definitely IS vegan unless it's extracted from the
> blood, milk, or flesh of an animal. A1 Steak
> Sauce is also vegan. Using it on steak is not.
>
> People have differing views on honey because
> stealing from bees but think of the quintillions
> of yeast aborted every year to make Miller Lite.
> And of course the toxic waste dump of ABV that is
> Stella Artois. Equivalent to a Budweiser. Didn't
> Fattt Robbb put away a twelve pack at a movie
> theater once?

Ah, you got that sugar thing right. I had heard those things before but since I'm not ever gonna be vegan I didn't pay any mind..

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Duh Duh Duh ()
Date: February 06, 2018 09:42PM

Sugar = Diabetes = Blobb = Mike

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: February 06, 2018 11:50PM

Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> Jen Ettix Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike is a vegan who eats Capn'Crunch. I
> sincerely
> > doubt Capn'Crunch Crunch is vegan since
> > refined/granulated white sugar isn't vegan.
> > But Mike IS a narssisist and narssisists are
> > whatever serves their purpose in any given
>
> Actually while sugar may not be hipster, it most
> definitely IS vegan unless it's extracted from the
> blood, milk, or flesh of an animal. A1 Steak
> Sauce is also vegan. Using it on steak is not.
>
> People have differing views on honey because
> stealing from bees but think of the quintillions
> of yeast aborted every year to make Miller Lite.
> And of course the toxic waste dump of ABV that is
> Stella Artois. Equivalent to a Budweiser. Didn't
> Fattt Robbb put away a twelve pack at a movie
> theater once?


Why don’t you write a biography about him, you fuck spaz.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's a useless jerk ()
Date: February 07, 2018 01:09AM

Many vegans don't eat white sugar because a lot of it is whitened with bone char.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: February 07, 2018 01:41AM

If "a lot" and 25% are the same thing, then yes. Bone char is also used in municipal water filtration and the manufacture of Vaseline. Suck on that vegans!

If you believe that oil comes from dinosaurs (I know, ridiculous, right?) vegans should walk everywhere. Just to be consistent.

Hey apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Why don’t you write a biography about him, you fuck spaz.

No need. Every day he writes the book. Isn't Birthday Anal coming up soon?

Me fuck spaz? YOU fuck spaz!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cat Man ()
Date: February 07, 2018 11:54AM


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wait? Not! ()
Date: February 07, 2018 11:55AM

Minute 1: Brain Damage and Musicologist riff about that great AC/DC vocalist, Angus Young. Minute fucking 1.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Netsuke ()
Date: February 07, 2018 12:31PM

Minute 10-12 Don the Soylent Green caller reminded this listener of East Coast Bob.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jo mama ()
Date: February 07, 2018 12:47PM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Freak That ()
Date: February 07, 2018 03:02PM

Min 33 - Blobb fucks up again..

Mike complains about a father who engages his son in conversation on the flight while junior sits with mommy and stares at a useless video with head phones on across the isle.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: February 07, 2018 03:19PM

RE: min 33 O5car's back may be killing him but he's growing a bit of a spine. "To clarify, [Fattt] Robbb messed up again." My inner government stood up and cheered when he said that. It's hammer time, O5car! As Body by Jake used to say "Don't quit, gang!"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike is Such An ass ()
Date: February 07, 2018 03:30PM

Klubbers sound like they are posting here!

Per the Pony smoking discussion and some things Mike said to Pony on yesterday's show.
As a now nearly 7 years clean ex-smoker, the two true ways to ensure a smoker never stops are:
A. The constant offering of "advice" as to what they need to do to quit or why they should quit,
or

Patrick McHugh It was fucking ridiculous....and sad. A little over a week ago it was a big discussion/intervention and Mike makes a commitment by announcing he will ask Pony twice a week about smoking, to keep the pressure on. I think it was asked once last week and then yesterday after the Jimmy's appearance Mike says: "You'll never quit" and "Go ahead and kill yourself". That is pretty fucked up.... The fart story was hilarious, but that comment and giving up on the commitment 10 days later was bad form.


Matthew David Lindley Exactly. The asking twice a week isn't really the greatest idea either, but hearing him say that this morning actually fucking hurt. I know that sounds hyperbolic, but it totally reminded of folks in my life who were less than supportive.

Jason Wicklund Berate Pony for smoking but then go out to the beer garden at Jimmy’s to smoke during the SB


Vivian Smith The show is supposed to be kinda funny and so they seem to make jokes or rant about pretty innocuous stuff. But every now and then the topic is really serious, like addiction. The boss needs to do some homework before admonishing the young man -- who may smoke to alleviate anxiety and will need a substitute crutch and will relapse....

Chris Clark Pony should ask when Mike and Rob are going to stop being such lard asses. How many chicken wings did the vegan consume before smoking up at Jimmy's?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Haaa Haaa ()
Date: February 07, 2018 04:01PM

I love it when the Klubbers attack fat Mike and Blobb.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Tacky Mike ()
Date: February 07, 2018 04:48PM

Tacky Mike: criticizes Jimmy's renovations. "I would have done it differently."
Reality: No way, Mike. You lost your place. You're a failure.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Bestest Ever! ()
Date: February 07, 2018 05:01PM

Where the hell is SMD re. these mutinous kluuber komments?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: February 07, 2018 05:03PM

I'm aware, and considering actions.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: LOLOLOLOLLOOLOLOLOL ()
Date: February 07, 2018 05:06PM

Rob Cox: I think we have more than a few ffx A--holes in our midst. Don't know why but they're here for some odd reason.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobbs Liver.... ()
Date: February 07, 2018 05:10PM

SDM reads this more than the guys on the show. OCD???? Nice button, BTW. Looked great at Jimmy's in person.....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: February 07, 2018 05:12PM

Mike is Such An ass Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Klubbers sound like they are posting here!
>
> Per the Pony smoking discussion and some things
> Mike said to Pony on yesterday's show.
> As a now nearly 7 years clean ex-smoker, the two
> true ways to ensure a smoker never stops are:
> A. The constant offering of "advice" as to what
> they need to do to quit or why they should quit,
> or
>
> Patrick McHugh It was fucking ridiculous....and
> sad. A little over a week ago it was a big
> discussion/intervention and Mike makes a
> commitment by announcing he will ask Pony twice a
> week about smoking, to keep the pressure on. I
> think it was asked once last week and then
> yesterday after the Jimmy's appearance Mike says:
> "You'll never quit" and "Go ahead and kill
> yourself". That is pretty fucked up.... The fart
> story was hilarious, but that comment and giving
> up on the commitment 10 days later was bad form.
>
>
> Matthew David Lindley Exactly. The asking twice a
> week isn't really the greatest idea either, but
> hearing him say that this morning actually fucking
> hurt. I know that sounds hyperbolic, but it
> totally reminded of folks in my life who were less
> than supportive.
>
> Jason Wicklund Berate Pony for smoking but then go
> out to the beer garden at Jimmy’s to smoke
> during the SB
>
>
> Vivian Smith The show is supposed to be kinda
> funny and so they seem to make jokes or rant about
> pretty innocuous stuff. But every now and then the
> topic is really serious, like addiction. The boss
> needs to do some homework before admonishing the
> young man -- who may smoke to alleviate anxiety
> and will need a substitute crutch and will
> relapse....
>
> Chris Clark Pony should ask when Mike and Rob are
> going to stop being such lard asses. How many
> chicken wings did the vegan consume before smoking
> up at Jimmy's?

TLDR. Quit wasting our time with this boring shit.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is what? ()
Date: February 07, 2018 05:18PM

Stephen Douglas McIntire Wrote:
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> I'm aware, and considering actions.


Hey, tell me about TMOS!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: February 07, 2018 05:20PM

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike is Such An ass Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Klubbers sound like they are posting here!
> >
> > Per the Pony smoking discussion and some things
> > Mike said to Pony on yesterday's show.
> > As a now nearly 7 years clean ex-smoker, the
> two
> > true ways to ensure a smoker never stops are:
> > A. The constant offering of "advice" as to what
> > they need to do to quit or why they should
> quit,
> > or
> >
> > Patrick McHugh It was fucking ridiculous....and
> > sad. A little over a week ago it was a big
> > discussion/intervention and Mike makes a
> > commitment by announcing he will ask Pony twice
> a
> > week about smoking, to keep the pressure on. I
> > think it was asked once last week and then
> > yesterday after the Jimmy's appearance Mike
> says:
> > "You'll never quit" and "Go ahead and kill
> > yourself". That is pretty fucked up.... The
> fart
> > story was hilarious, but that comment and
> giving
> > up on the commitment 10 days later was bad
> form.
> >
> >
> > Matthew David Lindley Exactly. The asking twice
> a
> > week isn't really the greatest idea either, but
> > hearing him say that this morning actually
> fucking
> > hurt. I know that sounds hyperbolic, but it
> > totally reminded of folks in my life who were
> less
> > than supportive.
> >
> > Jason Wicklund Berate Pony for smoking but then
> go
> > out to the beer garden at Jimmy’s to smoke
> > during the SB
> >
> >
> > Vivian Smith The show is supposed to be kinda
> > funny and so they seem to make jokes or rant
> about
> > pretty innocuous stuff. But every now and then
> the
> > topic is really serious, like addiction. The
> boss
> > needs to do some homework before admonishing
> the
> > young man -- who may smoke to alleviate anxiety
> > and will need a substitute crutch and will
> > relapse....
> >
> > Chris Clark Pony should ask when Mike and Rob
> are
> > going to stop being such lard asses. How many
> > chicken wings did the vegan consume before
> smoking
> > up at Jimmy's?
>
> TLDR. Quit wasting our time with this boring shit.

Not long enough. I enjoyed the time I spent with this interesting commentary.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Klubbers Poster ()
Date: February 07, 2018 05:33PM

As klubbers grow up, they move here after they realize how bad Mike is as a human being and/or how much Blobb is a phony. That the are both fakes. How they abuse their Klubbers and take advantage of them. How they speak like liberals but act in racist and sexist ways.

I have a dream! That one day SDM will rise up and join our ranks here at FU!!!

He will create a button that says "Ask me about Fairfax Underground!" He will give away trips to Peekza, Blobb Spewack, Freak That, BOAD Guy, and Wait?Not!.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: PEEKZA NOTSIGNED IN ()
Date: February 07, 2018 06:45PM

FAGGOTS
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: EX JFKer ()
Date: February 07, 2018 07:49PM

SDM = Poop Guy!

When ever something is said about him, poop show up.

Does he need his own thread here dedicated to him?

New Button: "Ask me about TMOS and Scat".

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Gross Out ()
Date: February 07, 2018 08:36PM

EX JFKer Wrote:
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> SDM = Poop Guy!
>
> When ever something is said about him, poop show
> up.
>
> Does he need his own thread here dedicated to
> him?
>
> New Button: "Ask me about TMOS and Scat".

I was wondering if the troll is SDM too. He looks creepy, and the troll is the creepiest person to post here since Chris What's-his-name.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jose Gonzales ()
Date: February 07, 2018 08:47PM

PEEKZA NOTSIGNED IN Wrote:
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> FAGGOTS


Most logical and entertaining post in the entire shitty thread.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's airplane thoughts ()
Date: February 07, 2018 09:34PM

Why do you feel like you can eat anything on the plane and not be fat when you land? Self discipline goes down the drain. M&Ms, cookies. Plain Pringles (yuck) etc.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's airplane thoughts ()
Date: February 07, 2018 09:38PM

Why do they give you crappy ass headphones on the plane? It's a damn plane it's loud you know damn well I can't hear shit thru these things.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's airplane thoughts ()
Date: February 07, 2018 09:40PM

Why are these bathrooms so small? A Smurf couldn't take a shit in this bathroom.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jennifer Lopez ()
Date: February 07, 2018 09:40PM

TMOS is what? Wrote:
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> Stephen Douglas McIntire Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm aware, and considering actions.
>
>
> Hey, tell me about TMOS!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's airplane thoughts ()
Date: February 07, 2018 09:42PM

Sometimes I just wanna jump out of my seat during my flight and just shout "I'm tired of these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane" just to see the reaction of people.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's airplane thoughts ()
Date: February 07, 2018 09:55PM

I wish peekza was on this flight so he could suck my cock and finger my asshole in the lavatory.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's airplane thoughts ()
Date: February 07, 2018 11:22PM

There was a guy on my flight who's watched Goonies back to back. I'm not making fun. I respect the move.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike’s airplane thoughts ()
Date: February 07, 2018 11:47PM

























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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Gallagher Smash ()
Date: February 08, 2018 05:09AM

That's the Gallagherian spirit!!! Keep an attitude of gratitude to all Gali-G has given to us and comedy.

To the person posting pictures of prolapses and dookie - that's nasty. Here's something to bring your spirits up!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Gallagher Smash ()
Date: February 08, 2018 05:56AM

Double feature Thursday!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: tarnation ()
Date: February 08, 2018 08:42AM

This thread delivers. Who is 'Mike?'

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Scatman ()
Date: February 08, 2018 08:53AM

Mike is a celebrity who is relentlessly stalked by peekza and two other dudes in this thread. They often type in their own code to inform each other where their next homosexual meet-up will be.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: SDM is the FU Stalker ()
Date: February 08, 2018 09:37AM

SDM = poop = Gallagher = Duh

-As soon as he is called out on poop! Gallagher pops up!!!

-He is s troll

-Stay on him!!!!!!!!!!!

-This thread kills him. He mumbles about it at live events!!!!!!!! I mean mumbles!!!

-I really think he needs his own thread!!!

-Look at the fan page. They are turning on Mike and themselves. It is killing SDM! He wants clones with buttons! We are on the inside. It is killing SDM!!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: February 08, 2018 12:05PM

If you want a world of legal trouble, keep it up, trolls.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Bestest Ever! ()
Date: February 08, 2018 02:10PM

tarnation Wrote:
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> This thread delivers. Who is 'Mike?'

You may know him much better as LFF.

Since they're on to us, peek, how does Friday 4:30 at Peking Gourmet work?

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