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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 03, 2017 11:30AM

who can walk? Oscar and ? Anyone? anyone?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 03, 2017 11:34AM

844...Semper Sloot
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I Hate Peekza ()
Date: March 03, 2017 11:46AM

peekza Wrote:
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> 844...Semper Sloot


#SemperSexay

Sorry, but see is very cute, haters going to hate....

#IHatePeekza

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: MdNeT ()
Date: March 03, 2017 12:07PM

peekza Wrote:
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> who can walk? Oscar and ? Anyone? anyone?

Awesome post, chucklefuck. But, faggot, you forgot the "bueller" part.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: E2 Tambien ()
Date: March 03, 2017 12:45PM

Maybe i missed it.. But I've wondered for some time why Robb didnt get the Perkins show gig. I thought he was tight with Tony, with the Beatles thing. And, as i recall, he was quite good with Tony and Gary on one of their first shows. He certainly seemed eager for it. Personally, i think he seemed to be at the top of his game with them. [I think Robb is better without having to grovel (constantly) to the ever-needy and always-moody Mike.]

Is there a backstory to RoFo getting it over Robb?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 03, 2017 02:18PM

MdNeT Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > who can walk? Oscar and ? Anyone? anyone?
>
> Awesome post, chucklefuck. But, faggot, you
> forgot the "bueller" part.

good to see you still obsess over ME ME ME

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best ()
Date: March 03, 2017 02:27PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> TMOS.
>
> Why run when you can walk?®

Or, from today's show, Mike O'Meara. Why walk to the neighbor's for dinner when you can drive? (Carla walked).

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 03, 2017 02:29PM

E2 Tambien Wrote:
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> Maybe i missed it.. But I've wondered for some
> time why Robb didnt get the Perkins show gig. I
> thought he was tight with Tony, with the Beatles
> thing. And, as i recall, he was quite good with
> Tony and Gary on one of their first shows. He
> certainly seemed eager for it. Personally, i
> think he seemed to be at the top of his game with
> them. [I think Robb is better without having to
> grovel (constantly) to the ever-needy and
> always-moody Mike.]
>
> Is there a backstory to RoFo getting it over Robb?


Robb WOULD HAVE been producer, but didn't want the work.

That wouldn't leave enough time in the day to include jacking off to his jukebox.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I Heart Peekza ()
Date: March 03, 2017 03:45PM

He's already reached Peak Work.

DGH = Don't Get Hardworking

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 03, 2017 05:28PM

Look at Robb....he's a fat mess.

Btw, look at . That. EAR!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best ()
Date: March 03, 2017 06:01PM

A classic Dick Mike story today. Invited to the neighbor's for dinner. The same ones who had just called to say they'd given up sweets for Lent and offered them to Mike and Carla. I assume Mike doesn't care for the guy, as guess what Mike brought to dinner?

A cake.

The ungrateful bastard told Mike in the course of the evening he'd listened to a couple of TMOS episodes, and "it wasn't for me."

And when naturally they declined to partake in the cake, Mike, who had a piece there, took it home with him, screaming at Carla not to give it to the babysitter. He had another huge piece, dumping it into a bowl with milk, and ate it in bed.

Oh, and I buried the lede. Mike mentioned in passing that he had a "1 or 2" beers (really, if you say that, it's at least 2; you don't have just one and say, 1 or 2) and a "couple glasses of wine" at the neighbors. I guess the recent no-booze pledge is no more or only applies to that consumed in-house.

Finally, for you bonus show laggards, he and Carla are also house-shopping, so step it up.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I Heart Peekza ()
Date: March 03, 2017 08:42PM

Minute 37 Mike tells Jarla that "We're a target in this neighborhood."

I wonder if that's connected with his habit of throwing bags of dogshit in his neighbor's yards. Nahhh, couldn't be.

My count is at least 3 beers (which is really not that much but the at least is how they get ya) and close to a bottle of wine, conservatively.

The alcoholic math is whatever the drunkard says, double it. At least.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: OaktonWhineShop ()
Date: March 03, 2017 08:43PM

TMOS is the Best Wrote:
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> stuff

^ I checked out the download today, because of the above post. The best part of Mike's rant about how baffled and offended he was that his neighbor "got drunk and insulted the guest" (i.e., didn't like the show)? Him emphatically insisting to Carla afterward that "WE ARE A TARGET IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD."

Thing is, I don't disbelieve they're made themselves a target in that neighborhood. I mean, mission accomplished, Mike, when you're blatantly passive aggressive things like bringing a cake over to the neighbors' place when they've given up desserts for Lent.

(This was Mike's hypothesis, btw: that the neighbor stated his dislike of Mike's show "in retaliation" for Mike bringing over the cake.)

On the upside, we did get a grumbled admission from Mike in the middle of that story: "I hate my life." (You hide it so well, Mike.)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 04, 2017 05:25AM

I guess the neighbor doesn't "get it".

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is .... something ()
Date: March 04, 2017 06:49AM

Mike shoulda played the Mom card.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best ()
Date: March 04, 2017 07:40AM

If I pass by Mike's home, will I see a target on his garage door, Blobb?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 04, 2017 10:23AM

TMOS is the Best Wrote:
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> If I pass by Mike's home, will I see a target on
> his garage door, Blobb?


niiiiice

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: helper ()
Date: March 04, 2017 11:03AM

and the target will be pink, not red or black....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: March 04, 2017 01:22PM

Patton Oswalt was in town for a show at the Warner on Friday. I haven't listened to TMOS yet -- no doubt he came in to their DC studio, right?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Du9Ev ()
Date: March 04, 2017 02:27PM

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Patton Oswalt was in town for a show at the Warner
> on Friday. I haven't listened to TMOS yet -- no
> doubt he came in to their DC studio, right?

I'm sure he did, shitlord.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: March 04, 2017 02:30PM

Du9Ev Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Patton Oswalt was in town for a show at the
> Warner
> > on Friday. I haven't listened to TMOS yet -- no
> > doubt he came in to their DC studio, right?
>
> I'm sure he did, shitlord.

Thanks; I'll get to it later this afternoon! That's what this FFXU TMOS community is all about!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I Heart Peekza ()
Date: March 04, 2017 04:00PM

OaktonWhineShop Wrote:
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> TMOS is the Best Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > stuff
>
> ^ I checked out the download today, because of the
> above post. The best part of Mike's rant about how
> baffled and offended he was that his neighbor "got
> drunk and insulted the guest" (i.e., didn't like
> the show)? Him emphatically insisting to Carla
> afterward that "WE ARE A TARGET IN THIS
> NEIGHBORHOOD."
>
> Thing is, I don't disbelieve they're made
> themselves a target in that neighborhood. I mean,
> mission accomplished, Mike, when you're blatantly
> passive aggressive things like bringing a cake
> over to the neighbors' place when they've given up
> desserts for Lent.
>

I was stunned when he said "I thought it was funny." That's his sense of humor? No wonder he has such trouble with waitstaff, ticket takers, and doctors, and well, everyone.

Maybe he just can't bear to be far from cake for a few hours. That bit about how he got into bed with his cake in a bowl and ate it like cereal was nuts.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 04, 2017 06:54PM

And there you have it. ..Mike is that dickhead from fourth grade who thinks being a dickhead is funny. Why doesn't Carla ....never mind...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: E2 Tambien ()
Date: March 04, 2017 08:18PM

> I was stunned when he said "I thought it was
> funny." That's his sense of humor? No wonder he
> has such trouble with waitstaff, ticket takers,
> and doctors, and well, everyone.
>
> Maybe he just can't bear to be far from cake for a
> few hours. That bit about how he got into bed
> with his cake in a bowl and ate it like cereal was
> nuts.

Nailed it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekapeekzapaloozaaaahahahaha ()
Date: March 04, 2017 10:37PM

Peek, you should name each new page. This one would be Can't Bear to be Far From Cake.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekzapalooser ()
Date: March 05, 2017 08:40AM

peekapeekzapaloozaaaahahahaha Wrote:
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> Peek, you should name each new page. This one
> would be Can't Bear to be Far From Cake.


You should stop sucking peekza's little cock so hard.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: March 05, 2017 10:29AM

peekzapalooser Wrote:
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> peekapeekzapaloozaaaahahahaha Wrote:
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> > Peek, you should name each new page. This one
> > would be Can't Bear to be Far From Cake.
>
>
> You should stop sucking peekza's little cock so
> hard.

Thank you for posting!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 06, 2017 10:22AM

The way Mike lays around eating in bed like Jabba the Hut is disgusting.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's a useless jerk ()
Date: March 06, 2017 11:02AM

I Heart Peekza Wrote:
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> Maybe he just can't bear to be far from cake for a few hours. That bit about how he got into bed with his cake in a bowl and ate it like cereal was nuts.

Agreed. Think about it, he went to someone's house for dinner and brought cake for himself (and no one else) to eat, then drove home with it to eat some more. Then claimed that he wasn't a big cake guy. Sheesh.

But what about when Rob chimed in to say that Mike should have poured half-and-half on the cake instead of milk, because it contains cream, thus is closer to whipped cream, and "you'd put whipped cream on cake, wouldn't you?" Is it any wonder Rob weighs as much as a large pony? HE PUTS WHIPPED CREAM ON CAKE! FFS.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () ()
Date: March 06, 2017 11:39AM

The thing that made me "laugh" about the whole Dinner Party/cake kerfuffle was that I can guarantee I know what happened with the other guy.

He was being a nice guy.

He met this new guy Mike who he ostensibly will be friends with, finds out Mike has a podcast and decides to listen...

But then he doesn't like it, so he is left with two options:

1. Fake that you like it, but run the risk of having to lie every time you meet Mike and say you listen when you don't...but then he may ask for details, and you are screwed.

2. Be honest and say you don't like it, but try to soften the blow by saying it's not your thing.

So he did option 2. And then, either Mike followed up with "What didn't you like?" so he elaborated about the commercials, etc. OR he felt he needed to give a reason, as opposed to just leaving it, and then elaborated.

Ultimately, this guy was trying to be a good person. I guarantee there was absolutely no revenge for the cake or targeting...

But I guarantee it was more awkward than Mike is letting on...even if he didn't think it was.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 06, 2017 11:48AM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George'Jones ()
Date: March 06, 2017 12:13PM

Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
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> The thing that made me "laugh" about the whole
> Dinner Party/cake kerfuffle was that I can
> guarantee I know what happened with the other
> guy.
>
> He was being a nice guy.
>
> He met this new guy Mike who he ostensibly will be
> friends with, finds out Mike has a podcast and
> decides to listen...
>
> But then he doesn't like it, so he is left with
> two options:
>
> 1. Fake that you like it, but run the risk of
> having to lie every time you meet Mike and say you
> listen when you don't...but then he may ask for
> details, and you are screwed.
>
> 2. Be honest and say you don't like it, but try to
> soften the blow by saying it's not your thing.
>
> So he did option 2. And then, either Mike
> followed up with "What didn't you like?" so he
> elaborated about the commercials, etc. OR he felt
> he needed to give a reason, as opposed to just
> leaving it, and then elaborated.
>
> Ultimately, this guy was trying to be a good
> person. I guarantee there was absolutely no
> revenge for the cake or targeting...
>
> But I guarantee it was more awkward than Mike is
> letting on...even if he didn't think it was.


I think this is a perfect example of a new listener experience. Unless you listened to the D&M show and have some historical reference as to their friends. old bits, and their lives, the show is completely unfunny. As my wife observed after her first listen a few weeks ago, "what a bunch of mundane bullshit". In addition, all the Klubbers and those of us who have this historical reference are aging. I can't imagine any new generation of fan emerging. His benefactors like Dirk Vastric, who basically pays to have his name mentioned once a month have to be pushing 70. BTW what happened to Kappy, don't hear her name much these days. Plus, nice work Blobb, always cracks me up!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Math checks out ()
Date: March 06, 2017 12:42PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> ...


Looks like someone is just jealous of someone else because they own a nice house.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 06, 2017 12:50PM

Mike sure doesn't seem to think it's all that nice

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 06, 2017 01:37PM

Math checks out Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...
>
>
> Looks like someone is just jealous of someone else
> because they own a nice house.


Math checks out that you didn't even get the reference shown in the photo.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: OaktonWhineShop ()
Date: March 06, 2017 02:00PM

Remember the time a few years ago when they did the "new listener initiative," wherein every listener had "homework to get something like three people to listen to the show for the first time?

I remember thinking at the time, I'd be embarrassed to let anyone I know listen to this show. For every that might be cute or funny to the first time listener-- Robb fucking with telemarketers, the crew ragging on an intern or two, whatever (yeah, I had to go back a ways to come up with multiple examples of things I think a new listener would actually find funny)-- there are three that are either dumb, boring, or abrasive (too many to list).

Dinner With Mike is a good example of a bit I wouldn't want my friends or family listening to. Because the reaction of normal humans when they hear a story like that is, to quote our fellow Thread poster, "What a useless jerk this Mike guy is."

I was listening to the Hollywood Babylon podcast the other day, and found myself wondering, "So, this show is basically just two dorky guys talking about movies. What makes this so different from three dorky guys sitting around and talking about life on TMOS?" The answer is that Kevin Smith and Ralph Garmin are, well, basically likable. Even though they've both had their share of critical failures in Hollywood, and Lord knows Kevin Smith is not everyone's cup of tea, there's no sense of bitterness or anger seeping through their bits. TMOS feels, from minute one, just...tense. As if this was not Plan A for any of these guys...and they're pissed about it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I Heart Peekza ()
Date: March 06, 2017 04:12PM

Math checks out Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> > ...
>
>
> Looks like someone is just jealous of someone else
> because they own a nice house.

Nothing says "nice house" like a dogshit carpet.

And dogshit on the roof.

Jelly.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: March 06, 2017 06:55PM

Spewak commented on his fellow car-buyer, "He dressed nicely (for 600 pounds)."

As opposed to your 400-pound hoodie wardrobe?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: March 06, 2017 07:02PM

OaktonWhineShop Wrote:
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> Remember the time a few years ago when they did
> the "new listener initiative," wherein every
> listener had "homework to get something like three
> people to listen to the show for the first time?
>
> I remember thinking at the time, I'd be
> embarrassed to let anyone I know listen to this
> show. For every that might be cute or funny to the
> first time listener-- Robb fucking with
> telemarketers, the crew ragging on an intern or
> two, whatever (yeah, I had to go back a ways to
> come up with multiple examples of things I think a
> new listener would actually find funny)-- there
> are three that are either dumb, boring, or
> abrasive (too many to list).
>
> Dinner With Mike is a good example of a bit I
> wouldn't want my friends or family listening to.
> Because the reaction of normal humans when they
> hear a story like that is, to quote our fellow
> Thread poster, "What a useless jerk this Mike guy
> is."
>
> I was listening to the Hollywood Babylon podcast
> the other day, and found myself wondering, "So,
> this show is basically just two dorky guys talking
> about movies. What makes this so different from
> three dorky guys sitting around and talking about
> life on TMOS?" The answer is that Kevin Smith and
> Ralph Garmin are, well, basically likable. Even
> though they've both had their share of critical
> failures in Hollywood, and Lord knows Kevin Smith
> is not everyone's cup of tea, there's no sense of
> bitterness or anger seeping through their bits.
> TMOS feels, from minute one, just...tense. As if
> this was not Plan A for any of these guys...and
> they're pissed about it.

Oakton, anyone ever tell you that you think waaaay too much about TMOS? Not that I don't appreciate your incisive commentary, but I worry about you a little bit sometimes.

Fondly, and yours in dumb cubed,

TITB

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Logic prevails ()
Date: March 06, 2017 07:04PM

OaktonWhineShop Wrote:
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> Remember the time a few years ago when they did
> the "new listener initiative," wherein every
> listener had "homework to get something like three
> people to listen to the show for the first time?
>
> I remember thinking at the time, I'd be
> embarrassed to let anyone I know listen to this
> show. For every that might be cute or funny to the
> first time listener-- Robb fucking with
> telemarketers, the crew ragging on an intern or
> two, whatever (yeah, I had to go back a ways to
> come up with multiple examples of things I think a
> new listener would actually find funny)-- there
> are three that are either dumb, boring, or
> abrasive (too many to list).
>
> Dinner With Mike is a good example of a bit I
> wouldn't want my friends or family listening to.
> Because the reaction of normal humans when they
> hear a story like that is, to quote our fellow
> Thread poster, "What a useless jerk this Mike guy
> is."
>
> I was listening to the Hollywood Babylon podcast
> the other day, and found myself wondering, "So,
> this show is basically just two dorky guys talking
> about movies. What makes this so different from
> three dorky guys sitting around and talking about
> life on TMOS?" The answer is that Kevin Smith and
> Ralph Garmin are, well, basically likable. Even
> though they've both had their share of critical
> failures in Hollywood, and Lord knows Kevin Smith
> is not everyone's cup of tea, there's no sense of
> bitterness or anger seeping through their bits.
> TMOS feels, from minute one, just...tense. As if
> this was not Plan A for any of these guys...and
> they're pissed about it.


Such a shit show, yet you listen daily and then post long paragraphs about it.

Who's Mike's bitch?

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 06, 2017 07:32PM

third times the charm

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oh'Meara ()
Date: March 06, 2017 09:39PM

Feeb Mike strikes again today.

58 mins: Oscar asks Spewak the color of his new car. Spewak says black with beige interior.

1:01: Mike asked the car's color.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: OaktonWhineShop ()
Date: March 06, 2017 10:13PM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> Oakton, anyone ever tell you that you think waaaay
> too much about TMOS?

Quoted for truth.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: March 06, 2017 10:27PM

Sports game enthusiast Spewak referred to what's being played in Florida and Arizona now as baseball's preseason.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: March 06, 2017 10:53PM

Oh'Meara Wrote:
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> Feeb Mike strikes again today.
>
> 58 mins: Oscar asks Spewak the color of his new
> car. Spewak says black with beige interior.
>
> 1:01: Mike asked the car's color.


He also asked what car they had traded in after Robb already said.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: March 07, 2017 03:30AM

Cary apparently does have a real job. I think she's back in retail, and therefore wanted a new car to cry in.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I Heart Peekza ()
Date: March 07, 2017 03:31AM

Sounds like Robb likes to buy cars on the spur of the moment. Surprised he didn't ask them to fill the interior with half and half.

The puzzle: Cary "had to stick her head in at work to show them she wasn't sick." Whaaaaaa?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: March 07, 2017 07:30AM

I aniffed Robb's car seat once. The sweet aroma gave me an instant, bulging hard on. I almost came in my pants.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I Heart Peekza ()
Date: March 07, 2017 07:44AM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> I aniffed Robb's car seat once. The sweet aroma
> gave me an instant, bulging hard on. I almost came
> in my pants.


I know, right? I have no greater desire than to bury my tongue deep inside Robb's sweaty asshole.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: March 07, 2017 08:16AM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> I aniffed Robb's car seat once. The sweet aroma
> gave me an instant, bulging hard on. I almost came
> in my pants.

Or not.

Still here every day, most of the day, huh? Prez sez "Sad."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: She's A Loser Either Way ()
Date: March 07, 2017 09:30AM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> Cary apparently does have a real job. I think
> she's back in retail, and therefore wanted a new
> car to cry in.

Two sad possibilities:

1. She recognizes what a huge loser her husband is, but stays with him.
2. She doesn't realize that he's the world's biggest child.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: March 07, 2017 10:29AM

TMOS burnin' up YouTube!

It's as if Oscar's actually looking at the number of views.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: March 07, 2017 11:11AM

What kind of car did LPS wind up with?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 07, 2017 11:58AM

Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
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> What kind of car did LPS wind up with?


Kia Sorento

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 07, 2017 12:06PM

Traded in the 7th month old Kia Soul(which had depreciated about $7,000) for a Kia Sorento...because it took 7 months for Cary to figure out a 6 foot, 300 pound woman can't fit in a Kia Soul...This family NEEDS a Tahoe
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I Heart Peekza ()
Date: March 07, 2017 02:06PM

Hey peek, can I sniff your car seat?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 07, 2017 02:15PM

still here I see

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Sports Game Enthusiast ()
Date: March 07, 2017 02:20PM

Or when Spewak pretended to know who Adrian Petersen was as he announced him as the wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings. The man is an encyclopedia of sports knowledge

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 07, 2017 03:10PM

What exactly was the point of having the Colberts sit in on yesterday's episode? Did they even talk to them at all after the introduction?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 07, 2017 03:17PM

Sports Game Enthusiast Wrote:
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> Or when Spewak pretended to know who Adrian
> Petersen was as he announced him as the wide
> receiver for the Minnesota Vikings. The man is an
> encyclopedia of sports knowledge


His music knowledge isn't much better.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I Heart Peekza ()
Date: March 07, 2017 04:24PM

Mike at minute 56: "I like to run around, I like to play sports..."

When he's not in bed eating cake out of a bowl of milk.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy 666 ()
Date: March 07, 2017 04:33PM

That poor couch.....

Dukes discussing movies on Reloaded = Mike discussing Politics on Bonus.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 07, 2017 04:55PM

agreed...I had bought the previous two Reloadeds...It will be a while before I purchase a third

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George'Jones ()
Date: March 07, 2017 06:12PM

That picture, reminds me of Hee Haw's Culhanes with Junior Samples and Lulu. And what's with the prominent portrait of the family dog? Guess he's the most photogenic.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 07, 2017 06:44PM

The portrait of Linus was shopped in, but I don't know what the original picture underneath looks like

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: March 07, 2017 06:49PM

A nude reclining Cary. HBS was photographer.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Shrekk Spewakk ()
Date: March 07, 2017 07:32PM

Here's the original...
Attachments:
picturethis.jpg

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I Heart Peekza ()
Date: March 07, 2017 07:54PM

I wanna sniff that couch!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 07, 2017 08:00PM

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> A nude reclining Cary. HBS was photographer.


yessssssiIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 07, 2017 08:12PM

Shrekk Spewakk Wrote:
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> Here's the original...


Bravo Shrekk...bravo

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 07, 2017 08:18PM

I love the fact that Robb wasted $7,000 on ANOTHER new car for Cary and yet he is still driving his dead father-in-law's POS hand-me-down...that he paid fair market value for..cannot make this shit up

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I Heart Peekza ()
Date: March 07, 2017 08:21PM

Rosie might be salvageable but Robert looks like he's transitioning.

LGBT is a great sandwich: lettuce, guacamole, bacon and tomato. Mmmmmm.

Does Cary express Robb's anal glands or is that a trip to the large animal vet?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 07, 2017 11:42PM

Shrek, when I scrolled to your image, it gave me a huge and actual out loud laugh! Bravo!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: well adjusted ()
Date: March 08, 2017 01:02AM

Is this a guy?
.
.
Attachments:
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Random Normal Person.. ()
Date: March 08, 2017 01:47AM

They're raising one of those gender challenged kids.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Norml Random Person ()
Date: March 08, 2017 01:59AM

YOU ARE BAD PEOPLE FOR MAKING FUN OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: March 08, 2017 08:08AM

All through grade school and middle school, Fat Rob would boast about his kids' grades and awards. He'd giggle about going to the school awards ceremonies and shouting and applauding to embarrass them. Both of them apparently are/were straight-A, Honor Roll students.

Yesterday he basically threw his son under the bus, with veiled references to the kid's academic skills or lack thereof. But he was beaming with pride that his daughter APPLIED, not got accepted into, but simply APPLIED to a vocational HS for graphic arts. Wow, she'll even learn how to work the metal plates for printing t-shirts!

She's a sophomore. If she and her parents were serious about college, she would be planning to load up the AP courses the next two years (and be taking one or two THIS year), and not learning how to put a logo on a coffee cup. If that's what she wants to do in life, fine, god bless. But please Rob, don't spin it like it's this unique academic opportunity. She'll be going to Vo-Tech, which focuses on job training for kids who are not so interested in going to college.

PS -- When LFF asked Rob a couple of times what other careers are taught at this special school, I like how he replied "wiring."

What do you do for a living? "I'm a wirer."

PPS -- Of course, Oscar has an MBA, so he kills any argument for the value of getting a college degree (and an advanced one at that).

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Norml Random Person ()
Date: March 08, 2017 10:15AM

YOU ARE BAD PEOPLE FOR MAKING FUN OF HER!!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Know your goddamned gender ()
Date: March 08, 2017 11:13AM

Norml Random Person Wrote:
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> YOU ARE BAD PEOPLE FOR MAKING FUN OF HER!!!!

I've never seen a bunch of grown men gossip like bitches before. They are like jealous, gossiping soap opera wives. This is what this sad, pussified country is turning to. Men acting like women now. You should all be embarassed, pathetic.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Norml Random Person ()
Date: March 08, 2017 11:17AM

YOU ARE BAD PEOPLE FOR MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS Quotes ()
Date: March 08, 2017 11:35AM

"These are people who let their wives handle all the billing." -Robb, who is critical of men calling with a woman's name on caller ID, but also is given an allowance.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Criticism ()
Date: March 08, 2017 12:45PM

TMOS Quotes Wrote:
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> "These are people who let their wives handle all
> the billing." -Robb, who is critical of men
> calling with a woman's name on caller ID, but also
> is given an allowance.

Rob(b), the most pathetic excuse for a man ever, a fat marginally-employed emotionally-stunted, pile of lard and ego, whose wife doles out his weekly allowance like he's going to blow it all at the candy store, should probably shut the fuck up.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: (the old) JC ()
Date: March 08, 2017 01:14PM

that's one of rob's issues, he has zero self-realization. and, when someone even busts on him a LITTLE bit about things like this, he can't take it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: March 08, 2017 01:57PM

Can we please move this thread over to a woman's forum where it belongs?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Norml Random Person ()
Date: March 08, 2017 02:02PM

HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY TO ALL OF YOU BITCHES IN HERE, ESPECIALLY PEEKZA

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I Hate Peekza ()
Date: March 08, 2017 02:39PM

Norml Random Person Wrote:
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> HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY TO ALL OF YOU BITCHES IN HERE,
> ESPECIALLY PEEKZA


#LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George'Jones ()
Date: March 08, 2017 04:08PM

Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
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> All through grade school and middle school, Fat
> Rob would boast about his kids' grades and awards.
> He'd giggle about going to the school awards
> ceremonies and shouting and applauding to
> embarrass them. Both of them apparently are/were
> straight-A, Honor Roll students.
>
> Yesterday he basically threw his son under the
> bus, with veiled references to the kid's academic
> skills or lack thereof. But he was beaming with
> pride that his daughter APPLIED, not got accepted
> into, but simply APPLIED to a vocational HS for
> graphic arts. Wow, she'll even learn how to work
> the metal plates for printing t-shirts!
>
> She's a sophomore. If she and her parents were
> serious about college, she would be planning to
> load up the AP courses the next two years (and be
> taking one or two THIS year), and not learning how
> to put a logo on a coffee cup. If that's what she
> wants to do in life, fine, god bless. But please
> Rob, don't spin it like it's this unique academic
> opportunity. She'll be going to Vo-Tech, which
> focuses on job training for kids who are not so
> interested in going to college.
>
>
Didn't he say he helped with the application. Which means he did the whole thing.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: March 08, 2017 04:55PM

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Can we please move this thread over to a woman's
> forum where it belongs?

Or not.

But it doesn't matter one whit where this thread lives -- we'll keep posting.

And your hermit crab-like assumption of unregistered names continues to be less than dazzling.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best ()
Date: March 08, 2017 06:35PM

Minutes after relating how HE came within feet of running over pedestrians in his neighborhood, he complains about elderly FL or snowbird drivers.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Shrekk Spewakk ()
Date: March 08, 2017 06:44PM

The Leesburg Kia salesman who got the Spewaks to trade in a 7-month-old car for a newer and more expensive model and finance it with an 84-month loan just posted this on Facebook.
Attachments:
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 08, 2017 07:42PM

They each make 85 k a year. He can afford the jar..

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 08, 2017 07:44PM

Kia kar rather

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: March 08, 2017 07:56PM

Cary: How did I manage to bring up the idea, shop for and drive off with a new car in the course of a single day last Saturday?

Simple.

I just reminded Robb that his birthday was coming up today. You longtime listeners will know what that means.

His resistance was futile.

Thankfully, it will be over very, very quickly. What used to be a problem is now a blessing.

Arigatou gozaimasu.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I Heart Peekza ()
Date: March 08, 2017 09:14PM

With his current girth I wonder if she just shows it to him this time.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy ^^^^ ()
Date: March 08, 2017 10:20PM

Mike's kid....Old man + young mom = Spoiled Kid....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: March 08, 2017 10:51PM

I know just two VCU grads: Spewak and Awadd from the Junkies. My kids will never go there. Not even were they to get full rides.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I Heart Peekza ()
Date: March 08, 2017 11:25PM

Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> I know just two VCU grads: Spewak and Awadd from
> the Junkies. My kids will never go there. Not even
> were they to get full rides.


If your kids are less than half as stupid as you are, they will still be lucky to find fast food careers. College is definitely out of the question for your family, so don't waste your time contemplating it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 09, 2017 01:33AM

Mike now controls the phones and hangs up on the first 5 callers... Actually all of the callers. And he wonders why nobody cares.... Asshole

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I Heart Peekza ()
Date: March 09, 2017 02:53AM

And true to form he hangs up on people who don't get his "joke" because it's a sign they have an "agenda". So, doctors, waitstaff, ticket takers, neighbors, and now callers. IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT!!!!

"I like to run around, I like to play sports..." Still laughing at that one.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 09, 2017 05:35AM

Mike says:"sorry, I got a new toy"... Referring to hanging up on basically everybody. No Mike, you're just an asshole. You could hear Oscar cringing with each consecutive hang up....

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