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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I Heart Peekza ()
Date: February 10, 2017 08:09PM

BOAD Guy 111 Wrote:
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> Mike's last week:
>
> -A drunken incident which he will not discuss
> that's making him go cold turkey to save his
> marriage.
>
> -Another bad Dr.'s experience.
>
> -Sticking his nose in someone's right to free
> speech.
>
> -Throwing dog shit on his roof and leaving it
> there.
>
> -Used the wrong spray to clean his golf cart
> batteries followed by messing up driveway when
> using to correct stuff and having to pay someone
> else to fix it.
>
> What a dumb fuck.

The funny thing is none of those things have ever, ever, happened before, Never. Ever.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: February 10, 2017 08:09PM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> OaktonWhineShop Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > TMOS Super Fan Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > It's like being a member of a special club,
> we
> > get
> > > an extra show every week.
> > >
> > > It's awesome bonus material and well worth
> the
> > > price.
> >
> >
> > *blank look* I...know how it works. You pay for
> an
> > extra show every week, you get an extra show
> every
> > week. I wasn't asking about the logistics of it.
>
> >
> > The question was, how is the bonus material
> > distinguishable from the free material? What
> makes
> > it "awesome" and "well worth the price?"
> >
> > (I'm not asking to give you shit, btw. Legit
> > question.)
>
> peek, weigh in here. If you're as obsessed with
> Mike, Robb and Oscar (and their wives and lives)
> as code guys and IHP say, then you must certainly
> get the bonus show.

Or not.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: snodgrass ()
Date: February 10, 2017 08:11PM

839...Semper peekza

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: February 10, 2017 08:33PM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OaktonWhineShop Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > TMOS Super Fan Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > >
> > > > It's like being a member of a special club,
> > we
> > > get
> > > > an extra show every week.
> > > >
> > > > It's awesome bonus material and well worth
> > the
> > > > price.
> > >
> > >
> > > *blank look* I...know how it works. You pay
> for
> > an
> > > extra show every week, you get an extra show
> > every
> > > week. I wasn't asking about the logistics of
> it.
> >
> > >
> > > The question was, how is the bonus material
> > > distinguishable from the free material? What
> > makes
> > > it "awesome" and "well worth the price?"
> > >
> > > (I'm not asking to give you shit, btw. Legit
> > > question.)
> >
> > peek, weigh in here. If you're as obsessed with
> > Mike, Robb and Oscar (and their wives and
> lives)
> > as code guys and IHP say, then you must
> certainly
> > get the bonus show.
>
> Or not.

Moving on from name to posts? Keep trying.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 10, 2017 09:55PM

839...Semper Spewak
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robbay ()
Date: February 10, 2017 10:36PM

See, trolls? I can have my picture taken without opening my maw! FACE!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: udtuk ()
Date: February 10, 2017 10:50PM

alcoholic red face

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: OaktonWhineShop ()
Date: February 10, 2017 10:56PM

Grossest. Lips. Ever.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bed Randers ()
Date: February 11, 2017 03:23AM

I kinda want to post a few of my favorite podcasts to spreadd the word, but I don't want these ass-nozzles to steal their ideas...

And Peeks, could you post the pic of Blobb's "dee-jay" flannel he bought for himself? It always cracks me up!!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: February 11, 2017 07:12AM

Bed Randers Wrote:
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> I kinda want to post a few of my favorite podcasts
> to spreadd the word, but I don't want these
> ass-nozzles to steal their ideas...
>
> And Peeks, could you post the pic of Blobb's
> "dee-jay" flannel he bought for himself? It
> always cracks me up!!!!

Who the hell are you? Did someone invite you to post here or do you always barge into people's conversation like a rude asshole?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: February 11, 2017 07:29AM

Bed Randers Wrote:
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> I kinda want to post a few of my favorite podcasts
> to spreadd the word, but I don't want these
> ass-nozzles to steal their ideas...
>
> And Peeks, could you post the pic of Blobb's
> "dee-jay" flannel he bought for himself? It
> always cracks me up!!!!


Welcome! We look forward to your posts. I'm sure peek will oblige you re. the photo.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: February 11, 2017 08:43AM

Wow, TMOS is the Best! is schizophrenic. No judging; all are welcome here.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Code Guy's A Douche ()
Date: February 11, 2017 09:25AM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> Bed Randers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I kinda want to post a few of my favorite
> podcasts
> > to spreadd the word, but I don't want these
> > ass-nozzles to steal their ideas...
> >
> > And Peeks, could you post the pic of Blobb's
> > "dee-jay" flannel he bought for himself? It
> > always cracks me up!!!!
>
> Who the hell are you? Did someone invite you to
> post here or do you always barge into people's
> conversation like a rude asshole?


Look out, everybody!! Code Guy's getting tough now!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: February 11, 2017 09:57AM

Robb pretending he's a successful radio guy.

He sure does suck...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best ()
Date: February 11, 2017 10:42AM

Code Guy's A Douche Wrote:
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> TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bed Randers Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I kinda want to post a few of my favorite
> > podcasts
> > > to spreadd the word, but I don't want these
> > > ass-nozzles to steal their ideas...
> > >
> > > And Peeks, could you post the pic of Blobb's
> > > "dee-jay" flannel he bought for himself? It
> > > always cracks me up!!!!
> >
> > Who the hell are you? Did someone invite you to
> > post here or do you always barge into people's
> > conversation like a rude asshole?
>
>
> Look out, everybody!! Code Guy's getting tough
> now!

No worries. I just had to spank him. Things are back to normal now.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: February 11, 2017 10:59AM

I am now a registered name offender.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best ()
Date: February 11, 2017 11:15AM

When Spewak is right, he's right.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: February 11, 2017 11:46AM

..



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/11/2017 11:48AM by Blobb Spewsack.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is .... something ()
Date: February 11, 2017 11:51AM

TMOS The Best TMOS Fan The Best Wrote:
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> I am now a registered name offender.

Now, we'll never be able to figure out it's you posting. Damn you to hell, you devious one, you!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cx7eP ()
Date: February 11, 2017 11:54AM

WTF is robb doing in that post? Is that supposed to be funny? Because if that is "comedy" that is pizza level comedy

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oh'Meara ()
Date: February 11, 2017 11:57AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> ..

The heck with The Regulars, I would watch a sitcom where property destroyer Mike and failed DIY-er Oscar share a home.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: February 11, 2017 12:11PM

Cx7eP Wrote:
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> WTF is robb doing in that post? Is that supposed
> to be funny? Because if that is "comedy" that is
> pizza level comedy

It's Spewak humor. At least early-Saturday-morning-after-too-much-Crown-Friday-night-up-to-listen-to-the-Wave97.1-stream-of-his-stupid-RobbRadio-show-he-recorded-earlier-in-the-week-in-his-townhouse-Elvis-basement humor.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: February 11, 2017 12:12PM

and peekza resembles that remark about his comedy.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Larry King didn't talk ()
Date: February 11, 2017 12:46PM

Oh'Meara Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ..
>
> The heck with The Regulars, I would watch a sitcom
> where property destroyer Mike and failed DIY-er
> Oscar share a home.

I know right? In what world is throwing dogshit on your roof a good idea? Or taking the radiators out of your house and knocking a hole in a living room wall for no reason?

Robb, because he rents, can't do bad decisions like that. I've spent some time in the trades but I'm scared to do stuff because I know I'm a retard. I can change a lightbulb but I'm not eager to cut open walls. And getting rid of radiators? WTF? That backyard brick project? WTF? Might as well have just gone with the MS-13 graffiti. Oscar doesn't know, and Mike is very comfortable with it.

On the bright side, Oscar's engagement will fizzle out, and Mike will die soon. Larry King didn't talk about his doctors as much as LFF.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 11, 2017 12:51PM

Larry King didn't have as many doctors as Mike

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Larry King didn't have ()
Date: February 11, 2017 01:38PM

Larry King didn't have as many health problems as Mike.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 11, 2017 04:02PM

God didn't curse Larry with his body

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: February 11, 2017 07:11PM

Damn genetics.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 11, 2017 08:58PM

Is there any other kind?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: February 11, 2017 10:33PM

peekza Wrote:
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> God didn't curse Larry with his body

He cursed Carla with it

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: February 12, 2017 12:28AM

please note the battery acid stains and pink shit bag in house pic. Too subtle.

I hate explaining my own jokes, but, I guess I should have noted.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Explanation ()
Date: February 12, 2017 12:11PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> please note the battery acid stains and pink shit
> bag in house pic. Too subtle.
>
> I hate explaining my own jokes, but, I guess I
> should have noted.

You should have typed slower.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: February 12, 2017 06:26PM

I thought for sure Oscar got a business degree in order to move on in life, but I'm starting to wonder if he IS actually stupid enough to have gotten the degree in order to "bring TMOS to the next level"...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 12, 2017 07:24PM

It would appear that is the case...although Chad Dukes seems to be gearing up for some sort of disruption, so there is still hope

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Awkward Inquiry ()
Date: February 12, 2017 08:10PM

Is Robb available to eat my ass at high school events, like sports games, drama productions and graduations? Asking for a friend.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza fan. ()
Date: February 12, 2017 09:03PM

Awkward Inquiry Wrote:
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> Is Robb available to eat my ass at high school
> events, like sports games, drama productions and
> graduations? Asking for a friend.


You're better off asking peekza to eat your ass. He will suck your cock, too.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: February 12, 2017 09:20PM

Cary: Kids and I are watching the Grammys while Robb is in the basement watching TCM. Last time I checked he was also writing down the time until the lyrics start in every song to be played on his little beach show so he can talk them up when he records the show later. Makes him sound like he's a real DJ, he says. I told him it's like lip-syncing -- it ain't live, so it doesn't count. He called me an asshole, told me to go walk a dog, and then told me to check what's playing on TCM at 11 tonight, saying it's about his life. I can only imagine.

edit to add: I looked up the movie he referred to -- it's I Married a Witch. I told him to watch a movie about MY life tomorrow at 5 -- Indiscretion of an American Wife. I told him it should be subtitled in Japanese. Boom Bam.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 02/12/2017 09:59PM by Cary and Carla.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: February 12, 2017 09:27PM

peekza fan. Wrote:
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> You're better off asking peekza to eat your ass.
> He will suck your cock, too.


Swing and a miss... Again.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Darwin award giver ()
Date: February 12, 2017 09:34PM

Officer Pissclams Wrote:
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> peekza fan. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > You're better off asking peekza to eat your
> ass.
> > He will suck your cock, too.
>
>
> Swing and a miss... Again.

Oh look... Another peekza troll

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 12, 2017 09:44PM

peekza fan. Wrote:
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> Awkward Inquiry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is Robb available to eat my ass at high school
> > events, like sports games, drama productions
> and
> > graduations? Asking for a friend.
>
>
> You're better off asking peekza to eat your ass.
> He will suck your cock, too.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 12, 2017 09:44PM

Darwin award giver Wrote:
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> Officer Pissclams Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza fan. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > You're better off asking peekza to eat your
> > ass.
> > > He will suck your cock, too.
> >
> >
> > Swing and a miss... Again.
>
> Oh look... Another peekza troll


not.even.close.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dimwit ()
Date: February 12, 2017 09:51PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Darwin award giver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Officer Pissclams Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > peekza fan. Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > >
> > > > You're better off asking peekza to eat your
> > > ass.
> > > > He will suck your cock, too.
> > >
> > >
> > > Swing and a miss... Again.
> >
> > Oh look... Another peekza troll
>
>
> not.even.close.

You're.too.obvious

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 12, 2017 09:53PM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: February 12, 2017 11:35PM

Robb called someone hack.

Amazing.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Spontaneous Spunk ()
Date: February 13, 2017 07:22AM

"Fake spontaneous sense?"

It's a musical number on a national broadcast. Did Robb expect it to be actually spontaneous?

Oh...and Robb's laugh on the failcast? Really? Fake spontaneous sense, anyone?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: February 13, 2017 08:53AM

Carla: Fake yet spontaneous? Describes my sex life.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb Sucks My Balls ()
Date: February 13, 2017 10:12AM

The weird part is "I was wondering why Neil Diamond got a seat." Uh, because he was a Brill Building songwriter and had some tunes that charted and the seat was at the fucking GRAMMYS?

In Robb's insane mind that seat should have been his, because of all his pre-recorded contributions to the industry.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: February 13, 2017 11:41AM

Robb Sucks My Balls Wrote:
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> The weird part is "I was wondering why Neil
> Diamond got a seat." Uh, because he was a Brill
> Building songwriter and had some tunes that
> charted and the seat was at the fucking GRAMMYS?
>
> In Robb's insane mind that seat should have been
> his, because of all his pre-recorded contributions
> to the industry.

Hey, give Robb a break. Don't you know it's variety-show season for the Leesburg elementary and middle schools? He's totally multi-tasking these days. He's doing his usual arduous prep for both TMOS AND the bi-monthly Colitis and Chlamydia show; he's recording his Saturday morning beach show for tens of tens of listeners (add in the time for Mr. Spontaneous to rehearse a talk-up for EVERY song he plays); and he's scouring his library of humor books for great puns and one-liners to use at those coveted school variety-show hosting gigs. Oh, and he has to take his leopard-lapel tux to the cleaners. Hope it still fits. Fingers crossed!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: PypHG ()
Date: February 13, 2017 11:52AM

I ask black jesus nightly that I wake up to news of LPS's death

Clearly I need to prepare more fried chicken

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: February 13, 2017 12:38PM

Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
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> Robb Sucks My Balls Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The weird part is "I was wondering why Neil
> > Diamond got a seat." Uh, because he was a
> Brill
> > Building songwriter and had some tunes that
> > charted and the seat was at the fucking
> GRAMMYS?
> >
> > In Robb's insane mind that seat should have
> been
> > his, because of all his pre-recorded
> contributions
> > to the industry.
>
> Hey, give Robb a break. Don't you know it's
> variety-show season for the Leesburg elementary
> and middle schools? He's totally multi-tasking
> these days. He's doing his usual arduous prep for
> both TMOS AND the bi-monthly Colitis and Chlamydia
> show; he's recording his Saturday morning beach
> show for tens of tens of listeners (add in the
> time for Mr. Spontaneous to rehearse a talk-up for
> EVERY song he plays); and he's scouring his
> library of humor books for great puns and
> one-liners to use at those coveted school
> variety-show hosting gigs. Oh, and he has to take
> his leopard-lapel tux to the cleaners. Hope it
> still fits. Fingers crossed!

You closet Cake and Cookies, listener, you! You're right! It's Talent Show season!! (More demanding than proposal season, he no doubt would have us believe).

Spewak's TS gigs and his children who are students there:

Middle School: Robert, though not a participant
Elementary School: n/a

"I love, LOVE, absolutely ADORE working with the kids. In elementary school. The middle schoolers are not as delightful, like when I get up to address them,
and they start talking back.. and act out is what they do.

I yelled at a child this week. I didn't make him cry but I did shut him up. He's a kid that does a drum solo and I remember him. He was not charming to work with last year...it's just him, it's just the way he is. I said something and he gave some sort of wise remark back, something to the tune of, I said, 'I don't want you guys to worry, because Ms. Kristi and myself, we've been doing this together for 7 years; we're going to make you guys look great. All you guys have to do is have fun.' And he said something like, 'Well, it's not gonna be fun if we really mess up.' And I said, 'You know what, you're plenty loud with your drums, why don't you let your drums be loud and right now, why don't you shut up?'... I did watch him literally shrink [giggling] to one-third his actual size in the chair.

... I am six foot two, I am a big guy. And if you don't know me, ... I can probably scare you. ... I think the kids, I think I make them nervous. So there's that. It helps. I like having that."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 13, 2017 12:55PM

Can I get a timestamp?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Crystal Ball ()
Date: February 13, 2017 01:09PM

Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Robb Sucks My Balls Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The weird part is "I was wondering why Neil
> > > Diamond got a seat." Uh, because he was a
> > Brill
> > > Building songwriter and had some tunes that
> > > charted and the seat was at the fucking
> > GRAMMYS?
> > >
> > > In Robb's insane mind that seat should have
> > been
> > > his, because of all his pre-recorded
> > contributions
> > > to the industry.
> >
> > Hey, give Robb a break. Don't you know it's
> > variety-show season for the Leesburg elementary
> > and middle schools? He's totally multi-tasking
> > these days. He's doing his usual arduous prep
> for
> > both TMOS AND the bi-monthly Colitis and
> Chlamydia
> > show; he's recording his Saturday morning beach
> > show for tens of tens of listeners (add in the
> > time for Mr. Spontaneous to rehearse a talk-up
> for
> > EVERY song he plays); and he's scouring his
> > library of humor books for great puns and
> > one-liners to use at those coveted school
> > variety-show hosting gigs. Oh, and he has to
> take
> > his leopard-lapel tux to the cleaners. Hope it
> > still fits. Fingers crossed!
>
> You closet Cake and Cookies, listener, you! You're
> right! It's Talent Show season!! (More demanding
> than proposal season, he no doubt would have us
> believe).
>
> Spewak's TS gigs and his children who are students
> there:
>
> Middle School: Robert, though not a participant
> Elementary School: n/a
>
> "I love, LOVE, absolutely ADORE working with the
> kids. In elementary school. The middle schoolers
> are not as delightful, like when I get up to
> address them,
> and they start talking back.. and act out is what
> they do.
>
> I yelled at a child this week. I didn't make him
> cry but I did shut him up. He's a kid that does a
> drum solo and I remember him. He was not charming
> to work with last year...it's just him, it's just
> the way he is. I said something and he gave some
> sort of wise remark back, something to the tune
> of, I said, 'I don't want you guys to worry,
> because Ms. Kristi and myself, we've been doing
> this together for 7 years; we're going to make you
> guys look great. All you guys have to do is have
> fun.' And he said something like, 'Well, it's not
> gonna be fun if we really mess up.' And I said,
> 'You know what, you're plenty loud with your
> drums, why don't you let your drums be loud and
> right now, why don't you shut up?'... I did watch
> him literally shrink [giggling] to one-third his
> actual size in the chair.
>
> ... I am six foot two, I am a big guy. And if you
> don't know me, ... I can probably scare you. ... I
> think the kids, I think I make them nervous. So
> there's that. It helps. I like having that."

Yup. He's so far down in the universe, so professionally pathetic, such a fat tub of goo with a sad future and an embarrassing past, that he gets his jollies from flexing at a 7th grader. What a putz.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: nW3Ut ()
Date: February 13, 2017 01:13PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Can I get a timestamp?

listen harder

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: February 13, 2017 01:18PM

Begins at 1:06:25

He also said, "It's really great when a kid calls you Mr. Spewak... it's just a good feeling."

One would think anti-bullying would apply to him, no? Though he agreed with Katie that as a "volunteer," he has no "culpability."

"I can't be inappropriate towards any child, ever. [He really needed to state this? And with those modifiers -- "any" and "ever"?] You know, sometimes I have to think twice about even putting my hand on the shoulder is sometimes, you know, you don't know from what household they come from or if they think it's weird.

But I really want to just take these guys and put an arm around each of 'em and say, 'Guys, do you know what you've done? You've made it so it's not another kid coming out here singing a song from Annie. God bless you! This is really entertainment! This is SHOW BIZ!"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: February 13, 2017 01:24PM

He's asked his son to be in the talent show for 5 years in vain. He even offered to write a routine in which Jr. would make fun of him. No dice. Jr. is far smarter than Spewak gives him credit for.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb Sucks My Balls ()
Date: February 13, 2017 01:25PM

He's not scaring anyone. He doesn't make kids nervous because he's big, he makes them nervous because they've all heard the stories and the Stranger Danger lecture and he's one misstep away from having a sign in his yard. The kids understand that "Jibril's in another country" is code for "shallow grave". This summer he talked about how he likes to hang out at malls and stare at teenagers. No one wants to be Leesburg's Junior Burdynski.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS Quotes ()
Date: February 13, 2017 01:35PM

Mike: ...we had not left the parking lot of, uh, of "Gangs Gardens..."

Oscar: Oh, THAT element.

Mike: No, it was actually quite a nice clientele. To be honest with you.

Oscar: It wasn't MS-13 day?

Mike: I think the amusement park by it's very nature lends itself to, uh, a certain type of individual. I will also tell you that because of the fact that this is Tampa, FL, as opposed to Williamsburg, VA, your clientele was... uh... let's just say slightly elevated as far as the... quality... how should I put this delicately, Oscar?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oh'Meara ()
Date: February 13, 2017 01:35PM

I wish Oscar would stumble on these last posts and grill him again on TMOS re. this fertile topic.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: YMWX6 ()
Date: February 13, 2017 01:53PM

Like most rich people (or former), LFF dislikes ghetto people (nogs, sand nogs, etc).

It is funny that fuckwaddle plays the lib horseshit card of everybody are equals, but beaches get "dark"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is .... something ()
Date: February 13, 2017 02:04PM

"Host Robb Spewak of the Mike O'Meara Show will provide witty commentary as the SMMS Mavericks display a dazzling array of strange and unusual talents. Be there!"

My God, they charge $5 admission.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: February 13, 2017 02:19PM

memories, misty water color memories... of talent shows gone by
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS Quotes ()
Date: February 13, 2017 02:19PM

"He fell asleep, so we ate his cotton candy." -Mike O'Meara

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 6PDkj ()
Date: February 13, 2017 03:15PM

When I woke up I was lying on a very comfortable bed mostly naked. I was only wearing my dark black jock strap that I had decided to wear last night as a surprise for Percy, I blushed at the Thought of that. That's all I could remember though getting dressed last night and then leaving but everything else is a blur. I looked around the room. On the wall opposite of me there was a desk and a bookshelf. On the wall next to me there was a few Katy Perry posters, a poster of the naked Justin Bieber photo, a poster of a shirtless Zac Efron, a poster of Troye Sivan from YouTube, a poster of the gay couple on the Calvin Klein ad and a few posters of mostly nude male pornstars. I had seen my fair share of porn and recognized the people on the posters instantly.

I sat up. My side was hurting much less now. My lip was no longer bleeding and I had a bandage wrapped around my head tightly. I couldn't remember how I had gotten these injuries though. I wandered around the room trying to figure out where I was. I saw a few college textbooks on the bookshelf and a large amount of crumpled up pieces of paper on the desk. I began to look through the closet. It was color coordinated. I giggled. Inside were all types of clothes from simple v necks to patterned short sleeve button ups. This person was so gay. I looked through the dresser nearby. The top shelf was underwear of all kinds including boxer briefs and thongs. The next was socks there was a rainbow pair I smirked. I dug through the drawer and found a lads purple object buried at the bottom. I blushed deeply when I pulled it out. It was a dildo. I quickly put it back into the drawer and reminded myself I would have to use that later.

I was about to move onto the next drawer when Percy walked in. He was only wearing a small pair of Boxer Briefs that were bright pink and outlined his package perfectly. He must have been two inches longer than me and the last guy I had been with was really impressed by my dick.

"Oh thank god you're awake! I thought you were never gonna wake up." He came over and gave me a hug. I hugged back unsure of what was going on. He noticed my confusion.

"Do you not remember what happened last night?"

"No not at all..." There was a pause then j spoke again. "Did we have sex?" Percy laughed.

"No, we probably were going to but you got attacked in the park last night by two assholes from school. They beat you up pretty bad. I um washed your clothes that why you were um... Naked. Your blanket is currently being fixed by a friend of mine that lives here. Those two bullies tore it up a bit."

"Oh. So that's why I have a bandage. Where are we?" I asked.

"Oh how rude of me. This is my fraternity house. My father helped me get this large house built so I could have a fraternity here." He walked me out the door. We walked out to a hallway. He closed his door and I saw it was decorated with many different things including pictures of Katy Perry and a few fish. This guy had a high key obsession with Katy. We walked into a living room where a large couch was on one end a large flat screen tv was hanging on the wall. There was a door to our right with the name Jason on it. It had a superman logo on it and a few marvel and DC movie posters taped to it. Down on the other end of the room was another door with the name Luke and Octavian on it, his had the medical symbol on it and some pictures of swords and taped on another on the other side of the TV with the name Will on it his also had a medical symbol and a few video game posters. I'm guessing they put what they liked on their doors.

"This is the gaming room. We have two one up here and one on the bottom floor."

He led me down the flight of stairs behind the couch to another smaller living room. This one only had couches and a coffee table and a few book shelves on the walls.

"This is the study room. All of the guys who live here go to college and we all have a lot of studying to do so this is where we study." I began to notice a supreme lack of people.

"Most of the guys are either at class or downstairs on the bottom floor." He walked over to the first door on our left and opened it.

"To save space we had to make one room for the showers." I peeked inside and saw five nozzles on each side of the room and three in the back. There were four sinks on our wall. And a door to the left told me there was a toilet in there. I walked around looking at the other doors all assorted with random things and names. First had the name Connor and Travis, then Frank, then Leo, then Grover and one room with no name on it.

After the final room there mess a staircase to the bottom floor. He led me down the stairs all the way down I admired his perky and round butt. I wanted to touch it so bad. We were now on the bottom floor. Two double doors were to our left and two our right was another game room. A guy was fast asleep on the couch. He was gorgeously muscled. He had large chest muscles and well defined and and arms the size of my legs. He had short spiky blonde hair and a beautiful face. Drops of sweat covered him and made his muscles glisten. From what I could tell he wasn't wearing anything and only a thin blanket was keeping what was underneath hidden.

"That's Jason. He got back from the gym a few minutes ago and conked out immediately after stripping down. He likes being free when he's at home. The rest of us keep our underwear on when wandering around the house." He led me through a doorway to the kitchen which was very large and had plenty of space. He led me through another doorway to a room filled with exercise equipment and a steam room in the back.

"This obviously is the gym. We also have a pool and hot tub out back. He led me through the glass doors in the kitchen to a medium sized backyard. There was a pool and hot tub taking up most of it but there were bushes up twice as high as the fence on all three sides.

"We put those bushes in because, well, let's just say we like our privacy and I'm not sure if the neighbors would like to see what we do here." I giggled a little.

"So what do you guys do here." I turned to stand in front of him and less my not nearly as defined chest to his." He leaned down and kissed me gently.

"Have wild and crazy gay sex all the time." I wrapped my arms around his neck and jumped up and wrapped my legs around his back. He grabbed my butt and began to kiss me roughly. He massaged my ass snapped the straps against my cheeks. I broke our kids to through my head back and moan. He swiped his finger up and down my crack teasing it.

He slid the screen door open with his other hand and led me into the gym. He opened the sauna door with his foot and we slipped in. I dropped to the floor and he went to sit down on one of the benches. I straddled him putting both of my legs on either side of him. I began to kiss and he reach around again to play with my hole. I groaned into the kisses and raised my ass a little hoping he would get the hint. He finally did and pulled my Jock strap off. My dick sprang free and laid against his abs. I reached down and pulled his tiny pink underwear off. His dick too sprang free. I started to kiss down his chest. I put his nipples in my mouth switching off between them. I went to nip at one and I felt something wet enter my ass. I glanced back to see Jason behind me. His tongue entering my ass then swiping all around inside. I groaned around Percy's nipple. I licked down his abs, raising my ass higher and higher. Jason placed two hands on both of my cheeks and began to kneed them. I groaned out again.

I finally reached Percy's large and thick Dick. I licked down the shaft then put just the tip into my mouth. Percy sighed deeply and put his hands roughly into my hair trying to force me farther down. I complied and inched farther and farther down until it was in my throat and my nose was touching his neatly trimmed pubes. I took a deep whiff and noticed he smelled like chlorine and the ocean. I pulled back up and bobbed back down and repeated and repeated. Behind me Jason had stuck two fingers in me along with his tongue. I groaned around Percy's Dick and he shuddered letting out small groans himself. Finally after a rather loud groan from me he released filling my mouth up and forcing me to Pop off his length only to have my face soon covered in his cum. I swallowed what I could and rose up to kiss him. He kissed back passionately before removing his lips and lucking all the cum up with his sly tongue. Behind me I heard a small whimper. I turned and saw Jason staring at me with his fingers still in me. I rotated doing my best to keep his fingers inside of me and myself on Percy's lap. Jason lowered himself to kiss me once and then lick up what Percy had missed. After licking it all up he lowered himself down my chest and kissed my barely noticeable abs.

"You're beautiful you know that. Such beautiful muscles and face and skin tone. You're perfect." I blushed

"No I'm not. I'm far from perfect." I felt kisses on my neck.

"Don't say that Nico. No one could be more beautiful then you are." Jason continued to thrust his fingers into me. One perfectly aimed one hit my Bundle of nerves and I bucked upwards. He moved down from my abs to kitten kick my penis. He moved on to put one of my balls in his mouth, then the other one. He moved up and with one Swift movement out my whole erect penis into his mouth. A tear trickled out of one eye but he stayed in that position. Percy moved his hands to put one on the back of Jason's head and the other around his large dick.

He groaned around me and I bucked up pushing my dick further into him. He groaned again and I shivered In pleasure. He groaned one last time and I couldn't hold off any longer. I came and his eyes widened as his mouth was filled up. He popped off and last squirts of cum landed on my chest. He swallowed it and then Began to kiss me.

I felt Percy kidding my neck and I felt overwhelmed by all the affection. Jason grunted and then I felt a blob land on my abs. Percy was still stroking him and he had finally came all over me. A few more light grunts and my chest and abs were covered.

Jason rose off of me and Percy slid out from under me. They both began to fight for the right to lick all the cum off my chest and stomach. My dick began to rise as those two sexy hunks licked all over my body. Once I was wet and clean they both rose up to kiss each other roughly. Percy wrapped his legs around Jason and Jason placed both of his hands on Percy's ass. I groaned as my package was fully erect and standing loud and proud. I began to stroke as Jason slid himself into Percy and thrust into him while he was in his arms. Percy placed his head in the crook of Jason's neck and groaned with each thrust. I stood up, still stoking rapidly. I walked and placed myself right behind Percy. I tapped Jason's hand and he moved to sit down on the bench. I moved to ease myself in right next to Jason's monster of an erection. We both thrust in at different paces until Percy let out a small scream and came. We both groaned as he tightened. I was the first to cum I filled him up and rode through my orgasm until I pulled out and fell next to Jason. I kissed him as he thrusted and finally he came. Percy had a tear rolling down his face but I could tell it was a tear or pleasure. Jason lifted him off and made him stand up.

"Clench your cheeks Percy." Jason ordered and Percy obliged. I grabbed Percy's hand with one hand and grabbed our underwear with the other.

"Come on Percy lets go back to your room and I'll eat you out." He groaned. We walked into the living room to see three guys on the couch. Two were twins and on top of them was a smaller Latino who was bouncing up and down on their dicks.

"Hey Perce! Who's the new guy?"

"My name is Nico." I guided Percy up the stairs kissing his neck all the way up. His ass had been stretched so much thanks to Jason and I. We made it to the second floor and heard the showers running. I heard down groans from inside and hazarded a guess at what was going on. We continued to the top floor and we finally made It two Percy's room. He laid down on the bed and I crawled seductively up the end of the bed until I was at his ass. I lifted him up a little and put a pillow under his back. Cum began to leak out of him, I quickly swiped my tongue and gathered it all up and swallowed. I swirled my tongue around his entrance and lightly poked in. I immediately tasted myself and Jason inside of him. I loosened him and cum poured out into my mouth. I swallowed it all and crawled up to lie next to him. He wrapped his arms around my waist spooned me.

"I should have told you before but my fraternity isn't a normal one. We are all gay men. We all have had sex with each other and you don't have to worry we are all clean. Not a single STD in this household. I'm telling you this because I was wondering if you would like to move in and take the empty room on the second floor." I turned around to kiss him and roll over so I was on top of him.

"I'll take that as a yes." I smiled and kissed him one last time before falling fast asleep.


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: DwJCp ()
Date: February 13, 2017 03:16PM

When I woke up a few hours later the memories of the erotic things we did rushed back to me at once. That was amazing. I had never had such a pleasure filled and sexy moment yet it was still full of so much passion and love. I slid out of bed and pulled jockstrap back on. I turned to see how maya as looked. Plump and beautiful as always. I heard a ding from my and saw about theory text messages from Piper. I quickly text back.

"I'm fine Piper just been having a lot of fun with Percy."

"What! I need details Nico!"

"Later. Currently still having lots of fun."

"Oh. You dirty dirty boy."

I glanced over and saw Percy still asleep and snoring. Maybe it's time I go and meet some of the other members of the household. I walked into the game room and I saw Jason completely void of clothing running over people in Grand Theft Auto 5. I seductively shove my hips as I walked over to Jason. He paused it just as I straddled him.

"So I got to meet you and Percy and see what you guys liked but I haven't met anyone else. What are they like and into?" I began kissing his neck and rubbing his nipples.

He rested his head as I kissed his neck leaving hickies galore.

"Well we have Leo who is the opposite of myself. I'm a top and a total kinky cumslut but he is a bottom and a kinky cumslut. Then we have Connor and Travis, twins, who liked to double people or have a twin in front and in back or pretty much anything in between but they always fuck together. Then there is Octavian and Luke they both are dominant but somehow they can manage to be in a relationship where they fuck each other. They are into bondage and cock rings. If you want it rough go to them. Then there is mark who will be gentle and kind to you and love every inch of you. If you want a passionate fuck go to him. Oh he also has a tad bit larger of a penis than me. Then we have Frank who is really into face fucking and blowjobs but also secretly likes to be topped. Him and Leo are a thing but he always like it when I'm there to fuck him, while he fucks Leo. Then last but not least we have Grover who is really into shower sex and is versatile but when he bottoms he is a power bottom." I reached down to stroke him.

"So everyone brings something to the table here." I picked up speed on my stroking and he let out a groan.

"Yep and we didn't have a versatile, plump, beautiful ass here with a big dick until you arrived. You will be a perfect fit in this household. The others are going to love you. Not just for your ability in bed but from what I saw Percy truly loves you and cares about you. He Carried you in last night his eyes red from crying. He refused to leave your side. Percy must have seen something in you in order for him to fall in love with you. And whatever it is I can see and I feel myself falling for you as well." I stopped stroking him and wrapped my arms around his neck hugging the life out of him. He hugged me back and a tear dripped down my cheek.

"Thank you. I had a lot of assholes use me for sex in the past and I was worried that this was gonna be just like that." He hugged me deeper, clutching me closer to his chest.

"We would never use you. Not a single person in this building would. We might use things on you but we would never use you." I grinned and kissed him. He rubbed my ass a little with his hands and I returned to stroking him. It only took a minute or two for him to finally give in and release all over our chests. He picked me up with his hands still rubbing my ass and laid me down on the couch. He began to lick all of the cum off my chest and ran the tip of his tongue along my nipples sending pleasure straight to my erect length. I groaned and squirmed. My jockstrap had become uncomfortably tight. He licked my abs, licking all the dribbles of cum in the lightly defined lines up. He finally reached the strap and pulled it down with his teeth. My dick sprang loose and a blob of precome leaked down the side of my shaft. Jason quickly lapped it and began to tease me. He licked along the sides, placed only the tip in his mouth then removed it and began sucking on my balls. I began to feel my release coming.

"Jason!" He placed his open mouth in front of dick and I came. It sprayed all over his face and in his eyes and in his mouth. He lapped every last drop up then began to lick down past my dick. I grabbed my knees and pulled my butt up and my dick was now right in front of my face and Jason was eating me out.. I put the top of my dick in my own mouth and bobbed up and down, I had learned I Could do this as a junior in high school. All the while Jason was stretching me as far as he could. He noticed me sucking myself off and removed his tongue to speak.

"Oh my god Nico you're gonna have to show me how to do that." He went back to my hole and I grinned. He stretched me a little bit more and replaced his tongue with something much bigger. He grabbed my hair and pulled me off my own dick and replaced it with his hand. Stroked in time with his thrusts. I groaned louder and louder with each thrust. The blonde decided to grab a small hand towel nearby and shove it in my mouth. It tasted of cum and smelled musky. I groaned again. This was amazing. Finally I grinned and came into Jason's cupped hand. He soon followed me and I groaned at the feeling of warm liquid entering my ass and filling it to the brim. He licked his hand clean the removed his Dick and raised my ass into the air. He grinned at me and shoved his tongue back in. Jason wasn't kidding he was a cumslut. When he finally had cleaned me out he set my ass back down and moved to lie next to me. He pulled my jockstrap back up and removed the towel from my mouth. He lifted me so I could lie on top of him. I rested my head on his chest and listened to his rapid heartbeat. Jason grabbed a blanket and threw it over the both of us.

"I love you Nico."

"I love you too Jason."


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: nFw4F ()
Date: February 13, 2017 03:17PM

When I woke up Jason was gone and I was alone on the couch. I sat there for a second staring at the ceiling thinking about how amazing this was. I had found not just one person to love me but an entire fraternity where I was welcome and could be loved like anyone else. Noticing my firm erection I decided to wander and see if anyone was awake that could help me... Solve my problem. I was hoping for Leo, that adorable little Hispanic. Last time I saw him he had his ass stretched wide around two large twin dicks. I couldn't wait for it to be me inside him. I groaned at the thought and my erection grew larger. I walked down the stairs the friction of my underwear on my tip causing me to moan with each step.

I finally made it to the second floor and heard moans from Grover's room. I peaked in and saw him on his hand and knees with one hand thrusting a large blue object that lightly buzzed in and out of his beautiful juicy dark ass. Sweat covered his dark skin and small muscles. I groaned lightly to myself as I watched the phallic object enter quickly then slide out at an agonizing slow pace. I rubbed myself through my underwear and continued to admire the view. Finally after a few minutes of torturous thrusting he let out one last drawn out groan and came. He collapsed onto the bed and rolled over. His dick was flaccid and laying against his beautiful thin stomach surrounded by a pool of cum and the dildo was still deep inside him vibrating.

"What a beautiful spectacle I just witnessed." I said. He opened his eyes and desperately tried to cover himself with a pillow. I grinned and spoke again.

"Don't try and cover yourself. You're beautiful and there is nothing to be ashamed about what you just did. I found it sexy and gorgeous and can't wait until I get that chance." He removed the pillow and smiled back at me.

"Why wait. I have enough energy for another round." I walked at a slow seductive pace to his bed, closing the door behind me and bobbing my hubs with each step. I made it to the best and inched my jockstrap off. I got it all the way down and my dick sprang free. He licked his lips at the sight of my erection. I crawled up the bed to him and gave him several light wet pecks to the lips and cheek. He gently wrapped his warm large hands around my neck. I responded by kissing his throat leaving dark red love marks. I kissed lower and lower kissing the ridges of his abs as I went. Finally I made it to his pubes and took one large whiff of his amazing sent before licking a large slow strip down his hardening erection. I made it to the tip and gave it several little licks and sucks then moved down to put each ball in my mouth. I caressed them and sucked them and admired his large black dick as it hardened to full length. I reached around to pull out the sex toy that could still be heard behind him vibrating. I pulled it out and instead slowly eased it into myself. I bit my lip And stared deep into Grovers dark brown eyes. He tweaked his nipples and bit his lip as the toy entered. When it finally reached the base I returned to his dick and sucked the entire length into my mouth. My tongue licked around his shaft as I bobbed. I would close my throat around his tip and smiled around him as he moaned and thrashed when I did. Finally he grabbed my hair and pulled me off.

"Want you inside me." He moved to be on is hands and knees. I stuck a finger in to stretch him but his hole was already lubed up and wide for me. I didn't hesitate to slam into him. I showed no mercy as my dick went all the way in and caused him to shudder and throw his head back. I was about to thrust again but he fell forward and rolled us over so I was on bottom. I groaned as the pressure of him on top of me caused the toy inside me to sharply jab against my prostate. He began to fuck himself on my dick. He placed both of his hands on my legs and put his feet next to my stomach. He would rise up and then slam down. He repeated over and until he came. His cum flew in the air and landed in dots on my chest and face. At that my dick relented and came inside the warm torturous heat of his ass. He waited for my dick to stop cumming then he pulled my softening dick out and slid in next to me. He rubbed his fingers on my nipples and slid the other down to stroke me. I bit my lip at the sensation of his hands sliding down my length rubbing the tip a little then returning back down the length. He got on top of me and kissed me passionately. I had never felt someone this full of passion and energy before. He got behind me and raised my ass so he could stick two finger in next to the still vibrating dildo inside of me. After a few more thrusts from his long slender fingers he removed them and slid his enormous dick into me. I groaned at the sensation. I had never been doubled before and it felt amazingly intense. The stretching and thrusting made my body twitch with satisfaction. The vibration was causing both of us to be rushed to completion.

"I'm trying to hold back Nico but I don't know if I ca-an." At that he came filling me up and sliding out. He rested his face on my thigh and breathed heavily. I, still hard, grabbed hair and pulled his head up. I put his mouth right over my penis and forced him down onto it. He grabbed my ass and happily took all of my length into his mouth. It was a matter f seconds before I came and he slid up my body to kiss me. I wrapped my legs around Him and groaned at the taste of myself in his mouth. We both collapsed into a warm spent mess and just looked at each other smiling.

"That was fantastic Grover."

"Yes it was." He slid an arm around my waist and cuddle up closer to me. He put one leg over me and rested his head in my neck. Soon there was complete silence except for the still vibrating toy in my ass. I tried to reach around to turn it off but Grovers hand grabbed me and stopped me.

"Leave it in. I wanna see what it does to you when we get up later." He kissed me one last time before we both fell asleep.


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: February 13, 2017 03:39PM

Hi Robb.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: p9CDV ()
Date: February 13, 2017 03:41PM

hi faggot

i thought you'd enjoy ghey pr0n

please post pix of jreking it to my wonderful ghey words

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb Sucks My Balls ()
Date: February 13, 2017 03:46PM

Robb sucks my balls.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: L3JHc ()
Date: February 13, 2017 03:49PM

and enjoys it

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: February 13, 2017 03:55PM

Glad that the thread is back. I haven't listened to TMOS since it went down because I only listen for the trainwrecks.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Spammy Spewak ()
Date: February 13, 2017 06:15PM

You can always tell when Robb is reading this thread by the amount of spam that is posted.

Don't worry, Robb. This thread has outlasted you in the past and will do so again.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Love is Blind...Fat...Stupid ()
Date: February 13, 2017 06:24PM

Why does Cary stay with Robb? Is it because of his good looks? His cleverness? His earning potential?

Love is obviously blind...deaf...stupid...lacking a sense of smell, touch, taste, gag reflex...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: February 13, 2017 06:59PM

Cary: I figure the reason Robb turned out the way he did was that HBS deserted him at such a young age. RWSJr is just a younger version of HBS (admittedly with less game), so I won't let that happen to my kids. Hobson's choice, really.



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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb Sucks My Balls ()
Date: February 13, 2017 07:06PM

If only he'd been there The Day the Clown Cried. So he could be gassed and incinerated.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 13, 2017 07:43PM

Love is Blind...Fat...Stupid Wrote:
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> Why does Cary stay with Robb? Is it because of his
> good looks? His cleverness? His earning
> potential?
>
> Love is obviously blind...deaf...stupid...lacking
> a sense of smell, touch, taste, gag reflex...

You have to remember that up until JFK fired him, Robb was the better catch...Go on an marinate on that one



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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb Sucks My Balls ()
Date: February 13, 2017 08:02PM

I'd be interested in hearing the story of Robb and John Normand, another intern who surpassed him right? Because Robb couldn't get a job doing anything at WJFK and it sounds like they were having a peeing contest which he lost. Judging from his twitter Normand's a bitter little bitch so it sounds like an even money deal to me.

Maybe you and Jormand can suck my balls together, Robb.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Beachcomber ()
Date: February 13, 2017 08:53PM

Yep Sure The Bestest Wrote:
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> Only Eightt was on in O.C. Off season in a resort
> town. Winter population 7,102 (Wikipedia).

On 2/9/2017 at timestamp 1:14:12 Mike said "I just want to remind everyone we are on 97.1 The Wave, your beach station". Sounds like ball sucking time to me.

Do you even lift your shriveled limb to click on the show, bro?

http://www.971thewave.com/staff.php
"Your evenings just got a little more entertaining with The Mike O'Meara Show weekday nights at 7 on 97.1 The Wave...Your Beach Station"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: OaktonWhineShop ()
Date: February 13, 2017 09:26PM

Robb Sucks My Balls Wrote:
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> I'd be interested in hearing the story of Robb and
> John Normand, another intern who surpassed him
> right?

https://www.podcat.com/podcasts/7SHWa4-sadly-lacking-radio/episodes/AETClh-john-normand


...and "bitter little bitch" is about spot on when it comes to Jormand. Like, even Trip Affleck has more of a sense of humor then he does-- and Tripper hasn't genuinely laughed in years.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: UyXhL ()
Date: February 13, 2017 09:32PM

Pretty sure Normand was never an intern, but I do remember hearing him saying that Robb stabbed him in the back trying lick Geronimo's balls. But for fuck sake, he could not be less relevant...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: uuV7J ()
Date: February 13, 2017 09:49PM

Holy jumping fuck balls, you are some creepy stalker motherfuckers, John fucking Normand?? No has thought of that asswipes in years and no one cared about him even when he was "part" of the show

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carte Demon ()
Date: February 13, 2017 09:50PM

A cartographer makes between $60k and $90k a year.

But obviously walking dogs and refinishing yard sale furniture for sale on Craigslist is the better career option.

Things like health insurance, financial security, self-esteem and the respect of your children are vastly over-rated.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 13, 2017 10:27PM

Jormand was an actual producer at JFK, not just a fluffer like Robb...He came in to lend a hand during Robb's "second" stint at producing and after a short time, Don promoted him over Robb to Exec Producer...When Don made the official announcement on the show, he actually praised Jormand for his work, in addition to ribbing Robb about his demotion.He got along with the rest of the crew, even went camping with Buzz. Don did what he wanted to,and Jormand was taking heat from management about Don not taking breaks on time and he blamed Don, saying he was uncontrollable. When management told Don, he asked Jormand if he said it, Jormand panicked and lied about it but Don busted him on it(seems like he had forwarded emails, but it is fuzzy), numbering his days...At some point thereafter, Jormand made a comment to Robb about not wanting to work for Don anymore and Robb told Don on him "for the good of the show"...Robb was once again promoted to producer, for the 3rd and final time...Jormand went on to produce for BOaD, quitting weeks before the format flip, screwing himself out of a severance package in the process.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 13, 2017 10:28PM

uuV7J Wrote:
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> Holy jumping fuck balls, you are some creepy
> stalker motherfuckers, John fucking Normand?? No
> has thought of that asswipes in years and no one
> cared about him even when he was "part" of the
> show


well said

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 13, 2017 10:33PM

Carte Demon Wrote:
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> A cartographer makes between $60k and $90k a year.
>
>
> But obviously walking dogs and refinishing yard
> sale furniture for sale on Craigslist is the
> better career option.
>
> Things like health insurance, financial security,
> self-esteem and the respect of your children are
> vastly over-rated.

nobody ever accused Cary of being smart
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: February 14, 2017 01:32AM

Wow... Cuck & Cunty is dreadful...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb Sucks My Balls ()
Date: February 14, 2017 01:59AM

Normand "left" i.e. got fired in 2007 then got a shit job back by being in the room during a show about potato chips.

https://www.podcat.com/podcasts/7SHWa4-sadly-lacking-radio/episodes/AETClh-john-normand

Fuck that guy. Maybe he and Robb would like to suck my balls.

This faggot doesn't even remember who he worked with.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb Sucks My Balls ()
Date: February 14, 2017 02:13AM

And we're the stalkers.

"John Normand @JormandBigCat 1 Aug 2016
More
For no reason at all, I was just casually sitting here thinking what a cunt Don Geronimo is, that is all."

Maybe this faggot should die the Death of a Thousand Anal Fucks.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: bubbyman ()
Date: February 14, 2017 06:49AM

TMOS ------- a little more entertaining than 7pm at a Delmarva beach in February.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: February 14, 2017 07:25AM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Wow... Cuck & Cunty is dreadful...

What, you don't like unfiltered Spewak's 20+ hacky puns per show, barely concealed lust for Katie, "she's gone" drop-ins, and several re-sets during a podcast?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Love on the Rocks ()
Date: February 14, 2017 07:57AM

It seems counterintuitive that Robb would hold Neil Diamond in low esteem. I'm sure Robb has a fucked rationale as to why a hugely popular, Grammy winning Rock and Roll Hall of Famer is overrated. Then again, Robb is probably still under the impression the Monkees wrote "I'm a Believer."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy 0025 ()
Date: February 14, 2017 09:09AM

RE""Jormand was an actual producer at JFK, not just a fluffer like Robb...He came in to lend a hand during Robb's "second" stint at producing and after a short time, Don promoted him over Robb to Exec Producer...When Don made the official announcement on the show, he actually praised Jormand for his work, in addition to ribbing Robb about his demotion.He got along with the rest of the crew, even went camping with Buzz. Don did what he wanted to,and Jormand was taking heat from management about Don not taking breaks on time and he blamed Don, saying he was uncontrollable. When management told Don, he asked Jormand if he said it, Jormand panicked and lied about it but Don busted him on it(seems like he had forwarded emails, but it is fuzzy), numbering his days...At some point thereafter, Jormand made a comment to Robb about not wanting to work for Don anymore and Robb told Don on him "for the good of the show"...Robb was once again promoted to producer, for the 3rd and final time...Jormand went on to produce for BOaD, quitting weeks before the format flip, screwing himself out of a severance package in the process."

Well said. Exactly. Blobb stabbed The Big Cat in the back. He used to suck Don's dick. Now it's Mike's. He would stab Big O if he could but then he would have to actually work. Lazy ass not funny mother fuck.....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: LU4UC ()
Date: February 14, 2017 09:13AM

>>And we're the stalkers.

"John Normand @JormandBigCat 1 Aug 2016
More
For no reason at all, I was just casually sitting here thinking what a cunt Don Geronimo is, that is all."

Maybe this faggot should die the Death of a Thousand Anal Fucks<<

What's the matter Chris, did he hang up you back in the day?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: y76Cu ()
Date: February 14, 2017 09:18AM

TMOS and the beach station...got be a story there. No chance in hell that some program director, randomally heard TMOS and decided that is what the station needs. No chance. There are certain things that the universe doesn't allow. LFF to voluntarily keep weight off. Pizza to post something entertaining.

That station must have a TMOS connection. Fan, one of the rare people that worked with Mike and still likes him, they are paying the station, ... what is the story?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: February 14, 2017 10:33AM

y76Cu Wrote:
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> TMOS and the beach station...got be a story there.
> No chance in hell that some program director,
> randomally heard TMOS and decided that is what the
> station needs. No chance. There are certain
> things that the universe doesn't allow. LFF to
> voluntarily keep weight off. Pizza to post
> something entertaining.
>
> That station must have a TMOS connection. Fan,
> one of the rare people that worked with Mike and
> still likes him, they are paying the station, ...
> what is the story?

Free.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 6L9yJ ()
Date: February 14, 2017 10:46AM

Of course, it is free, numb nuts. Nobody in their right mind would pay for that shit.

Why would a PD put a show on the air featuring LFF daily health problems, the laughing fat man, and an idiotic that can't speak English? All that would do is get people to change the channel.

Maybe the PD is trying for a format flip?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Thanks! ()
Date: February 14, 2017 11:27AM

So "Robb Sucks My Balls" is really...
Chris Achstetter?



Why don't you just post under your real name, Chris? You aren't fooling anyone.


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS Quotes ()
Date: February 14, 2017 12:42PM

"Because I know I'm one of the few down here who work full-time. I work from my home, and I'm very blessed to do that. And I will tell you this, that I would be willing... Because my work, as it always has been, is shift work in the world of radio." -Mike O'Meara, 2/14/2017 03:15

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: m3NLm ()
Date: February 14, 2017 12:50PM

Chris Achstetter:

1. Over 50 but still can't seem to find a wife or girlfriend.
2. Calls everyone a "faggot".
3. Frequently references anal rape in his posts.
4. Frequently references inappropriate physical contact with children.

Draw your own conclusions.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wha--? ()
Date: February 14, 2017 01:05PM

I like the way you use "idiotic" as a noun. I'm going to start doing that. :)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () ()
Date: February 14, 2017 01:18PM

-A drunken incident which he will not discuss that's making him go cold turkey to save his marriage.


So what is this thing all about?

Has Mike actually given up drinking?

Didn't he do that already...and had to START drinking again in order to SAVE his marriage?

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