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Tyrone Basketballix Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > It is official now...Mike is a cuck
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> What a councidence. So are you.
"Mike bragging about doing 7 shows a week THIS year... A feat he has accomplished once this year...TMOS has already taken two Mondays off and you know Mike is taking a Travel Day after the Super Bowl...Might take two...That will be Three Mondays in five weeks...."
Big Shoota Wrote:
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> Superbowl Sunday:
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> Mike +
> Alcohol +
> Boyfriend who is throttling daughter sideways =
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> A terrific Monday show of apologies...
You think Mike is going to be on Monday's "broadcast"?
Inquisitive Mind Wrote:
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> What is your favorite Gallagher special? Mine
> changes practically everyday because they are all
> so good.
>
I'm holding out for the one where he pulls a Christine Chubbuck. That would be so cool.
Inquisitive Mind Wrote:
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> What is your favorite Gallagher special? Mine
> changes practically everyday because they are all
> so good.
>
> But for a desert island disc, I guess I’d go for
> Gallagher: Stuck in the Sixties.
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> Side-splitting hijinks! A splendid time it
> guaranteed for all.
>
> What say you?
A bad day of Gallagher is still better than a good day of work. Unlike this TMOS shit that all these losers listen to.
"Without God, we are nothing but dust. What is butt dust? Is that what you get if your homosexual isn't properly lubricated?" -- Gallagher
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Lord Gallagher Wrote:
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> A bad day of Gallagher is still better than a good
> day of work. Unlike this TMOS shit that all these
> losers listen to.
There are no good days of Gallagher, especially on this thread. He's no Jim Gaffigan. For that matter he's no that mongoloid comic from The Facts of Life.
Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> Almost 2 pm and still no show posted. That's the
> radio work ethic at work.
But it'll be the best sounding podcast when it's finally posted later today. Anyone see video from today? Epic meltdown that needed to be edited?
The wife tore the grab bar off the wall again straining at the bowel - plumber says he only sees this sort of damage in college restrooms. He said since the wood blocking failed in this case he would have to used 'expanded metal' product for the blocking now. Not sure what that is but if I see my dear, large bride coming out of the bathroom holding dislocated fixtures again Im going to cry. This is getting expensive and the adjuster says this is not covered by homeowners.
The trolls in this thread work harder every day than any given member of the TMOS crew.
Do you think Mike would spend the amount of time Gallagher guy spends stringing together images, or Scat Guy does in writing his little vignettes?
Even "semper Peekza" guy tends to come up with new porn whenever he posts.
Granted, the entertainment value of the Thread trolls and TMOS proper are about equal, and it's about equally easy to skip TMOS as it is to scroll past the spam. But still.
Mike, are you thinking about your daughter's boyfriend flossing with her love? I got the reference when you held up the broken piece of plastic and compared it to a 1970s teeth maintenance implement (first 18 minutes of the video feed). It must be eating at you, Big Guy!
Monday had a particularly stroked out LFF on display.
LFF: Time to open up the audio vault for Jan 29, 2018. Almost the end of the month. Is tomorrow Feb 1, or is the next day? What's it, the 30th tomorrow?
Blobb: Uhhhh..... 31 days hath January.
LFF: 31 days in January. I should know that after all these years. But I don't.
chomping or champing? I thought I was re-listening to another recent cast. Mike forgot? Is his brain that bad? Early dementia? Even Blobb seemed concerned. Or, does Mike just not listen at all?
Larry Hagman won a drinking contest by pouring Bourbon on his cornflakes.
And well done, Peeks! You pissed off somebody by telling them the show sucked! Someone wants to live in North Korea where you can't say anything negative!!!!!!!
I want to say something good about the James Brown interview but it was surrounded but the usual bullshit and the bragging about how they're constantly working to improve the audio quality of "the best sounding podcast on the internet".
I can't believe Mike told James Brown he stood up to somebody who said nigger at his Country Club...What the fuck was JB supposed to do with that? Why did Mike feel the need to share that? Beyond bizarre
He constantly interrupts his guests. He asks meandering, pointless "questions" that are really lame, poorly executed attempts to promote himself and his incoherent point of view. Listening to his awkward interview style is painful. I can't imagine what the D-list guests think of this loser.
peekza Wrote:
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> I can't believe Mike told James Brown he stood up
> to somebody who said nigger at his Country
> Club...What the fuck was JB supposed to do with
> that? Why did Mike feel the need to share that?
> Beyond bizarre
Mike is scared of the blacks so he wanted to make it clear to James Brown that he's down with the blacks so when the revolution comes he can claim a black friend. Those two yuckety-yucks are constantly hanging out together!
Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> Still, it was better than when Patton Oswalt
> "panels" with them. That's a disaster.
I bet Patton, the "good friend of the show", will never return.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> > pizza won a faggot contest by being the best
> > faggot on this site
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>
> Good put down. That'll show us.
It's like he's got an endless supply of sick burns huh?
I was with the wife the other night and we'd both had a snootful so I figured I could get some anal. As I was trying to warm her up I looked around the bedroom and the entire place had been taken over by niggers. And these weren't country niggers. This was city gang bangers. Pants down to the knees. 15 yr old girls dressed like street walkers. They were everywhere. I have never had this many niggers inside my house.
I went to the bathroom for lube and 2 teen thugs were in there trying to fuck with the plumbing. An older man came in and asked them what the fuck they were doing and told them to get out and I thought they were going to kill him (he was white from down the street). Called him every name in the book and flashed a knife. At this point I really had to take a groaner but couldn't get to my own toilet so I used the bathtub.
I didn't think niggers knew where I live? Our house is on a quiet residential street in the middle of surburbia if you've never been there.
We thought about continuing in the rec room but it was also full of dancing and screaming niggers. Looked like Zimbabwe in there. The nogs were purposely getting in our way and trying to start fights.
How can we escape this nightmare? I think we need to start using that Serin gas the Syrians use.
I would be shocked if Patton ever returned. Mike has complained about how much he hated Patton's friends (Brian Posehn and Maria Bamford) when they were on the show with him.
Since Mike is willing to talk sh*t about any suggested guests for his show, why is he surprised that no one would want to be interviewed by him?
...and yes, he is a sh*tty interviewer, too.
I dont listen to the show anymore but is there an event coming up that would take klubbers away from their homes for a few days? Its been two whole days now since we've had the picture guy grace us with his amazing troll job (which is totally killing the thread, you guys). This would be a pretty damn good indication that the picture troll (which is an awesome idea and completely ruins the thread by making people *gasp* scroll a little bit) is a klubber. I know its pretty common sense to assume that it is, but this would be pretty significant proof.
Any other amateur sleuthers out there feel like seeing which klubbers are having to leave their computers for a while? Either for an event or a vacation? Anybody still a spy in the fanklub?
Still_Not_Listening Wrote:
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> I would be shocked if Patton ever returned. Mike
> has complained about how much he hated Patton's
> friends (Brian Posehn and Maria Bamford) when they
> were on the show with him.
>
> Since Mike is willing to talk sh*t about any
> suggested guests for his show, why is he surprised
> that no one would want to be interviewed by him?
> ...and yes, he is a sh*tty interviewer, too.
Maybe he is tired of the fucked out record talk-up bit
Sleuther Wrote:
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> I dont listen to the show anymore but is there an
> event coming up that would take klubbers away from
> their homes for a few days? Its been two whole
> days now since we've had the picture guy grace us
> with his amazing troll job (which is totally
> killing the thread, you guys). This would be a
> pretty damn good indication that the picture troll
> (which is an awesome idea and completely ruins the
> thread by making people *gasp* scroll a little
> bit) is a klubber. I know its pretty common sense
> to assume that it is, but this would be pretty
> significant proof.
>
> Any other amateur sleuthers out there feel like
> seeing which klubbers are having to leave their
> computers for a while? Either for an event or a
> vacation? Anybody still a spy in the fanklub?
As Jeopardy piece is played where none of the contestants hazarded a guess to the football answers, Mike, trying to show off his superior sports acumen, said "Fearsome Foursome" to one about nickname of Vikings defensive line under Bud Grant.
Jen Ettix Wrote:
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> this just in... Mike saw a movie and learned that
> the Viet War was prolonged Un-necessarily.
> If Tom Hanks says so it must be true...
If I came up to SDM wearing a button that began with "Ask Me," I would immediately break off eye contact and get outta there. Could end with "How Best to Punch Me in the Face" but I would never know.
If I came up to SDM I would immediately break off eye contact and get outta there. Could end with "How Best to Punch Him in the Face" but I would never know.
I'm typing this thru a hole that pizza's thigh rubbed thru his sweatpants on his sidekick...
That fat, fucking faggot, nigger, pizza, got lap band surgery. And dear god, his fat melted away to the point that he can do the plow pose and drop me into his mouth. He sucked me off last night and by the looks of it he is warming up for it again. Why did he have to watch all of that white woman's yoga videos...
Getting sucked off isn't so bad, but have you every known a nigger to have good oral hygiene?
Quick somebody please post the recipe to that tater tot casserole, please help!