Good to see that during the break Spewak did some clothes shopping.

Looks like he loved having LFF back today.
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Merle Rogers Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Strategery Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > What is the end game for "Todd Hess" and
> > "Merle
> > > > Rogers" who are clearly the same person?
> Is
> > > > "Stephen Douglas McIntire" also the same
> > person?
> > >
> > > > Thoughts?
> > >
> > >
> > > I am not either of the people. I do know them
> > from
> > > the TMOS FANPAGE ON FACEBOOK.
> > >
> > > However, with that being said, I am the one
> and
> > > only "REAL" Merle
> > >
> > > -Merle
> > >
> > > P.S. I was only doing the -Merle gimmick
> > because
> > > Todd did it.
> >
> > prove it...post "Bite me peekza" on Facebook
>
> The TMOS FANPAGE is for FANS, not people that shit
> on my favorite podcast daily, so I will not put
> you on my timeline.
>
> -Merle

Post it on your personal page or be outed as a fraud

-peekza

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> I wanna be the Magical Negro

I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!

Merle Rogers Wrote:
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> > Merle Rodgers Wrote:
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> > > Strategery Wrote:
> > >
> >
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>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > What is the end game for "Todd Hess" and
> > "Merle
> > > > Rogers" who are clearly the same person?
> Is
> > > > "Stephen Douglas McIntire" also the same
> > person?
> > >
> > > > Thoughts?
> > >
> > >
> > > I am not either of the people. I do know them
> > from
> > > the TMOS FANPAGE ON FACEBOOK.
> > >
> > > However, with that being said, I am the one
> and
> > > only "REAL" Merle
> > >
> > > -Merle
> > >
> > > P.S. I was only doing the -Merle gimmick
> > because
> > > Todd did it.
> >
> > First, I have to ask, how are the clams? Let
> me
> > get this straight: You only know "Todd
> 'Yardsign'
> > Hess" from Facebook, yet you picked him up from
> > the train station for the fight that he never
> > showed up at? How does that work? Help me out
> > here.
> >
> > Still waiting to hear how you posted here
> during
> > the show "well after the show ended." You're
> not
> > good at this. You know who else isn't good at
> > this? "Todd 'Yardsign' Hess".
>
>
> Hey, DUMBFUCK5000, I was joking about picking up
> Todd Hess, it was a JOKE, so there's that.
>
> About me posting during the show when I, MERLE was
> THERE, and YOU, were in your mother's BASEMENT, I
> have already addressed that.
>
> SO, let's put that one to bed, YOUR FALSEFLAG has
> been debunked, go PREP somewhere else with your
> dried beans, REPUBCUCK.
>
> -Merle

Uh oh, ladies and gentlemen.

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783....Semper Fat
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I've never played golf before...

Do you really need the glove? Or is that is poser fuskdick move to wear one?

somehow tennis players manage without one

Like they used to say in the comic strip, The Phantom, "For those who came in late:"


Merle Rodgers Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Hey, DUMBFUCK5000, I was joking about picking up
> Todd Hess, it was a JOKE, so there's that.
>
> About me posting during the show when I, MERLE was
> THERE, and YOU, were in your mother's BASEMENT, I
> have already addressed that.
>
> SO, let's put that one to bed, YOUR FALSEFLAG has
> been debunked, go PREP somewhere else with your
> dried beans, REPUBCUCK.
>
> -Merle

Wow, "Merle Rodgers" you are the puss-filled gift that keeps on giving, as welcome as a bridesmaid's herpes sore.

So, caught in a lie to back up "Todd 'Yardsign' Hess", that lie is now suddenly a joke. Care to explain how it's funny and not just a lie?

Now with your post during the show, previously you said it was well after the show ended, now you say it was during the show? Which is it? There's no way to answer that without admitting to lying, you stupid cunt whore.

Will you be taking a trip to the beach this summer so you can spread your lower lips and return the clams in your vagina to the sea?

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Even recycling a bit I've done more work than Fuckwaddle will all week.

no golf Wrote:
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> I've never played golf before...
>
> Do you really need the glove? Or is that is poser
> fuskdick move to wear one?


Depends. If you're able to get enough torque in your swing it can come in handy as any slight shift of the club in your hand can completely fuck up your shot. For beginners and intermediates, it's probably unnecessary as it's unlikely they're getting a ton of torque in their swing.

So short answer. For the LFF, who probably gets more torque drinking a beer than he does swinging a club, yes it's him being a poser and wearing an "outfit" again.

Too bad there's just not enough going on with the campaign for more than one episode of Political Persuasions. Damn the luck.

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> Too bad there's just not enough going on with the
> campaign for more than one episode of Political
> Persuasions. Damn the luck.

You could do multiple episodes of the failcast about things that LFF said he was going to do (and didn't), from exercise, to diet, to alcohol, to fathering, to new podcasts. He's just a fat lazy pile of goo and ignorance

That photo of Mike in the golf cart reminds me of that show Manimal. But instead of a human turning into an animal, in Mike's case a basset hound turns into a morbidly obese human.

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> That photo of Mike in the golf cart reminds me of
> that show Manimal. But instead of a human turning
> into an animal, in Mike's case a basset hound
> turns into a morbidly obese human.

More like a manatee turns manimal. Except LFF probably can't swim worth a damn, either, although since he's from Connecticut/Massachusetts/whatever he claims today, he's at one with the water, a true man of the sea.

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> That photo of Mike in the golf cart reminds me of
> that show Manimal. But instead of a human turning
> into an animal, in Mike's case a basset hound
> turns into a morbidly obese human.

Agreed!

But we're just jelly no one's turned us into a pin....
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> Too bad there's just not enough going on with the
> campaign for more than one episode of Political
> Persuasions. Damn the luck.


Enough that he can mention the RNC and Trump but make no mention of Bernie getting railroaded by the DNC and Hillary...I guess talking about emails and collusion is just too wonky

Tuesday: bowling shirt

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> > That photo of Mike in the golf cart reminds me
> of
> > that show Manimal. But instead of a human
> turning
> > into an animal, in Mike's case a basset hound
> > turns into a morbidly obese human.
>
> More like a manatee turns manimal. Except LFF
> probably can't swim worth a damn, either, although
> since he's from Connecticut/Massachusetts/whatever
> he claims today, he's at one with the water, a
> true man of the sea.

Mike shares another trait common to manatees: none of them can fight worth a damn in cowboy boots.

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Still waiting on that facebook shout out Fake Merle

-peekza

Does Robb's nose leak when he laughs?

He leaks from the anus.

On today's show we learned that Robb thinks Dollar Store Julie Andrews, Marni Nixon, was a US president who appeared on Laugh In.

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> Still waiting on that facebook shout out Fake
> Merle
>
> -peekza

Don't think fake Merle's coming back. She(he)'s been called out and failed big time.

good riddance

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> president who appeared on Laugh In.

My Fatt Lady

there is almost no difference in Mike's Bernie and Trump impressions, just what they say, the sound the same

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I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!
(Although I don't really get this one.)

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> there is almost no difference in Mike's Bernie and
> Trump impressions, just what they say, the sound
> the same

I'm sure he does a kickass Pence and Kaine, too. Probably sounds like James Garner and Owen Wilson.

I Loved the beating Blobb took on Monday's show regarding Zoolander's wedding. What a fat dick.

Unconfirmed reports coming in now are saying that Merle Rogers has been hospitalized with a rare variety of Bovine Farfalotis, Farfalotis of the Butthole.

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guest in studio

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> guest in studio

I know, right? Just that one mention. Some of Paul Drake's operatives need to get us some fanklub screenshots.

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Who was it? Was the reference in the coffee line "story?" I zoned out in the middle of it.

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> >
> > guest in studio
>
> Who was it? Was the reference in the coffee line
> "story?" I zoned out in the middle of it.

yep, only reference

So how much to sexpork this beast? I mean, how much would you have to be paid?

more than Kappy could pay me

Sexporking Merle Rogers Wrote:
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> So how much to sexpork this beast? I mean, how
> much would you have to be paid?
>
>

50 bucks and 2 paper bags.

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> > So how much to sexpork this beast? I mean, how
> > much would you have to be paid?
> >
> >
>
>
> 50 bucks and 2 paper bags.

You're either a really cheap date or you don't get the bit. Good news is you'll get your chance upstairs at The Mad Hatter on Nov 5th.

Could you imagine worrying about that shit filled condom "judging" you?

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> I Loved the beating Blobb took on Monday's show
> regarding Zoolander's wedding. What a fat dick.

what time was it
I love watching rob get busted on

almost the first thing -- certainly by minute 7 or 8

Fatt get's abused on Monday's show? Maybe I'll listen to that one.

It has been 0 days since LFF yelled at Spewakk for being lazy or doing something stupid

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> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > Strategery Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > What is the end game for "Todd Hess" and
> > > "Merle
> > > > > Rogers" who are clearly the same person?
> > Is
> > > > > "Stephen Douglas McIntire" also the same
> > > person?
> > > >
> > > > > Thoughts?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I am not either of the people. I do know
> them
> > > from
> > > > the TMOS FANPAGE ON FACEBOOK.
> > > >
> > > > However, with that being said, I am the one
> > and
> > > > only "REAL" Merle
> > > >
> > > > -Merle
> > > >
> > > > P.S. I was only doing the -Merle gimmick
> > > because
> > > > Todd did it.
> > >
> > > prove it...post "Bite me peekza" on Facebook
> >
> > The TMOS FANPAGE is for FANS, not people that
> shit
> > on my favorite podcast daily, so I will not put
> > you on my timeline.
> >
> > -Merle
>
> Post it on your personal page or be outed as a
> fraud
>
> -peekza

NO, I will never give you the pleasure to grace my Facebook timeline...EVER...

This is solely for the entertainment of the TMOS FANPAGE MEMBERS, whom you are not part of our special place.

I will only respond to you and your retarded brother 5000CUCK on this board.

Let me ask you a question, Why in the bloody hell would I give you the attention you seek on MY FACEBOOK PAGE or the TMOS FANPAGE?

-Merle

Sexporking Merle Rogers Wrote:
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> So how much to sexpork this beast? I mean, how
> much would you have to be paid?
>
>


DO you really think this bothers me, like when Todd responded on here. That posted pics of the actual person would bother us?

Seriously, does not bother me at all. In fact please troll my Facebook for additional pics to post.....

-Merle



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Merle Rogers Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > Post it on your personal page or be outed as a
> > fraud
> >
> > -peekza
>
> NO, I will never give you the pleasure to grace my
> Facebook timeline...EVER...
>
> This is solely for the entertainment of the TMOS
> FANPAGE MEMBERS, whom you are not part of our
> special place.

You sure about that?


> I will only respond to you and your retarded
> brother 5000CUCK on this board.
>
> Let me ask you a question, Why in the bloody hell
> would I give you the attention you seek on MY
> FACEBOOK PAGE or the TMOS FANPAGE?
>
> -Merle

I know it's easier to say that than to admit you don't have access to the Merle Rodgers Facebook page. Seriously, dude, you've already been caught in and refused to address so many lies it's time to hang it up. Of course if you are the real Merle Rodgers we'll see you at the gangbang.

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> > -----
> > > peekza Wrote:
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > Merle Rogers Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Strategery Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > What is the end game for "Todd Hess"
> and
> > > > "Merle
> > > > > > Rogers" who are clearly the same person?
>
> > > Is
> > > > > > "Stephen Douglas McIntire" also the
> same
> > > > person?
> > > > >
> > > > > > Thoughts?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > I am not either of the people. I do know
> > them
> > > > from
> > > > > the TMOS FANPAGE ON FACEBOOK.
> > > > >
> > > > > However, with that being said, I am the
> one
> > > and
> > > > > only "REAL" Merle
> > > > >
> > > > > -Merle
> > > > >
> > > > > P.S. I was only doing the -Merle gimmick
> > > > because
> > > > > Todd did it.
> > > >
> > > > prove it...post "Bite me peekza" on
> Facebook
> > >
> > > The TMOS FANPAGE is for FANS, not people that
> > shit
> > > on my favorite podcast daily, so I will not
> put
> > > you on my timeline.
> > >
> > > -Merle
> >
> > Post it on your personal page or be outed as a
> > fraud
> >
> > -peekza
>
> NO, I will never give you the pleasure to grace my
> Facebook timeline...EVER...
>
> This is solely for the entertainment of the TMOS
> FANPAGE MEMBERS, whom you are not part of our
> special place.
>
> I will only respond to you and your retarded
> brother 5000CUCK on this board.
>
> Let me ask you a question, Why in the bloody hell
> would I give you the attention you seek on MY
> FACEBOOK PAGE or the TMOS FANPAGE?
>
> -Merle


Verification...which you are not capable of giving...you don't have to give me attention, you can just say "bite me", if you are in fact the REAL Merle

Merle Rogers Wrote:
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>
> DO you really think this bothers me, like when
> Todd responded on here. That posted pics of the
> actual person would bother us?
>


as close to an admission as we're going to get

The opening phone call segment: I can't tell if Fuckwaddle is doing a bit or if his natural asshole is showing. Either way it's unpleasant to listen to.

For those who whine that we never say anything positive, I did enjoy the Gilligan's island music.

#FUCKTHEFAKEMERLERODGERSWHOISALSOTHEFAKETODD'YARDSIGN'HESSANDWHENISAYFUCKIMEANRAPEANALLYWITHOBJECTS

Anybody surprised Officer Jerky hit on Zoolander?

peekza Wrote:
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> Anybody surprised Officer Jerky hit on Zoolander?

It's always been my view that the time Jerky (real name David Mosby) got shot in the ass at 4 in the morning it was a gay sex street buy gone wrong.


http://www.nytimes.com/2000/05/23/nyregion/metro-news-briefs-new-york-2-washington-officers-hurt-in-drive-by-shooting.html

METRO NEWS BRIEFS: NEW YORK; 2 Washington Officers Hurt in Drive-by Shooting
Published: May 23, 2000

Two off-duty District of Columbia police officers were slightly injured in a drive-by shooting in Manhattan early yesterday, the police said.

Officer Joseph Cavitolo, a spokesman for the Police Department, said Officers David Mosely and Charles Elliott were at 10th Avenue and West 16th Street about 4 a.m. when someone in a passing sport utility vehicle fired several shots at them. Officer Mosely, 30, was struck once in the buttocks. Officer Elliott, 33, was grazed in the arm. Both were treated at St. Vincent's Hospital and Medical Center and released.

The police said the officers were members of a law enforcement motorcycle club called the Wild Pigs. Officer Cavitolo said the men had attended a motorcycle rally in New Jersey on Sunday.

Sorry, Mosely.

"Political junkie" = "likes to watch TV before passing out"

Kirk and Spock reposed in Mr. Spock's quarters, eating spinach puffs provided by the food synthesizer. They had finished their chess game some time ago, but Kirk had lingered with his friend. He found that if he left Spock's quarters directly after chess, he'd just spend the rest of the evening thinking about him anyway, until he went to bed, so they might as well be spending the time together.
"Everyone thinks I go around the galaxy mopping up melted admirers," Kirk said, licking olive oil from his fingers, "but you're the one who really seems to attract all the attention."

Spock raised his eyebrow. "Surely you do not mean to suggest that the mother Horta should have preferred you over me."

Kirk shrugged. "It's those ears. I can't compete with them." His eyes lingered over the regal points, thinking about exactly how well they served to attract mates. He himself was interested in Spock that way, but Spock was still a little bit of a mystery to him and he didn't want to disturb him by coming on too strongly. It was safer to discuss their relative external romantic experiences instead whenever the urge flared. "Besides, I'm also a little jealous of the Horta, too," he found himself adding. "After all, you've never melded with me, and you're the best friend I've got."

Spock smiled with his eyes at this last statement. "I am pleased you consider me your best friend, and I apologize for neglecting to initiate a meld with you earlier. I didn't realize you were interested."

"I'm... curious!" Kirk flashed him a smile.

Spock stood up and motioned for Kirk to approach him. "This will be a novel experience for me as well," he pointed out, "as I have never before participated in a meld purely for recreational purposes."

"It's the perfect mix of Vulcan and human, then, isn't it," said Kirk. Like you, his bedroom eyes added.

Spock stepped nearer and placed his fingers in the positions Kirk had seen so often--most recently on the pebbly "skin" of the Horta--across Kirk's temple. "My mind to your mind," he murmured, and drew Kirk safely into his mind.

A white light engulfed Kirk's world and suddenly he saw nothing, heard nothing, felt nothing--not even Spock's fingers, which he knew must still be on his face. Instead, he was suffused with a fundamental knowledge of Spock. He knew that Spock was here with him, in a universe that contained only them. In this safe place, Spock showed him his quiet humor and his interested serenity, and Kirk replied with his confident tenacity. They stroked each other with loyalty and enjoyment of each other's existence.

It was a uniquely nonphysical experience for Kirk, and also a timeless one. He didn't know how long he and Spock had been melded when they finally separated. "Wow." He grinned.

"That was gratifying," Spock said serenely.

"Thank you," said Kirk, grasping his hand suddenly. "I should go get some sleep now."

"Good evening, Captain."

Kirk nodded and left the room, noticing that his lips were wet and in fact there was saliva collected at their corner. Had he drooled during the meld? He hoped that, if so, Spock had been as unaware of their physical circumstances as he was himself...

The following evening ship's business prevented Kirk and Spock from spending leisure time together, so they had to wait until the next morning to meet off-duty. This time, they raced each other in the swimming pool for a half an hour before toweling off and heading into a private rec room to grab some breakfast from a food synthesizer before shift began.

"Melding with you the night before last proved more therapeutic than my nightly meditation," Spock commented casually. "It is an interesting phenomenon that I shall have to research further to understand."

"Does that mean you want to meld with me again?" Jim shifted and tugged his bathing suit back into place with the deftness of one used to dealing with hiding erections since the age of twelve.

"There is time before we are due on the bridge," Spock answered indirectly.

Jim nodded. "That's right, since I brought my uniform down here with me."

They were already sitting beside each other, so all Spock had to do was reach out and touch his face. "My mind to your mind."

Spock's mind was a cool and soothing sea, more fluid and gentle than the pool in which they'd spent their recent exertions. Jim drifted inside it and let himself relax.

Spock's savvy internal clock kicked in eventually, and let them know when they were soon due on the bridge. The meld dissolved, and Jim quickly helped Spock clear away the breakfast dishes. Then they hurried off into the changing rooms to put their uniforms on.

As Jim pulled his gold tunic over his head, he realized that his nipples were a bit more tender than usual--possibly even sore. What had caused that? They scraped oddly against his shirt, half painful, half arousing.

He stopped thinking about it once he arrived on the bridge. He was captain, and he had a job to do.

The next night, Spock came over to Kirk's quarters and showed him a pop documentary on the history of ShiKahr, Vulcan's capital city. He knew how much Jim loved history, and was correct in assuming that this was a good way to educate Jim about his home planet.

They sat together on Kirk's bed, leaning up against the wall, to watch, so when the vid was over it seemed the easiest thing in the world for Kirk to take Spock's hand and move it towards his face. He looked up at Spock expectantly, like a kid asking for a cookie. "Only if you're up for it," he added.

"It would be agreeable," Spock answered, letting Jim manipulate his hand. Jim's clumsy attempts to press Spock's fingers to his own meld points amused him, but he let Jim play around for a few moments before taking charge and positioning his fingers correctly.

"My mind to your mind." They may have recited the words together. In the serene insideness of the meld, who knew what was being said on the outside?

When the meld had broken, Spock collected his vid chip and bade Jim goodnight. Jim waved him goodbye from the bed and did not get up until Spock had left.

As he walked around his room, tidying up, he sensed that something was amiss. A familiar stickiness in his pants set his body on red alert. "Computer, privacy lock," he murmured quickly, undoing his fly and pulling down his pants.

Sure enough, a happy glob of whitish semen had splashed across his underwear. His penis was completely quiescent, but apparently it had not been all evening. He looked down at the offending organ, which looked back up at him innocently flaccid, as if to say, "Who, me? I've been in your pants all night."

He took a closer look at his pants and saw that the stain had run through. Oh, God, I hope Spock didn't notice that, flashed a thought in his mind. He swiftly removed the rest of his uniform and tossed it into the dirty clothes chute.

His mind was racing. Obviously the melds were having some kind of effect on his body. He remembered the soreness in his nipples, and wondered if the fact that the human body wasn't designed to withstand frequent melding was having some strange effect on his nervous system.

He threw on a thick robe and headed out the door to Spock's quarters.

Spock answered his buzz with a concerned expression. "Yes, Captain?"

Jim was slightly amazed, although unsurprised, that Spock still had the poise to refer to him as Captain even though he was wearing a bathrobe. "Sorry to disturb you, Spock--mind if I come inside?"

Spock stepped aside to give Jim room to enter, then let the door shut. "Are you well?"

Jim paused for a moment, then got to the point. "Melding--has become one of my favorite activities. Melding with you. But I'm afraid it's having a strange effect on my body." Seeing Spock's concerned, stricken expression, he was quick to add, "Nothing dangerous. I've... just... my body becomes aroused. And this time, I think I may have ejaculated in my pants." As Spock stared at him, his eyes growing large into bicycle wheels, Jim added again--"Sorry to be so direct, but I thought you should know. I was wondering if that was normal for humans who perform frequent melding."

"No," Spock said in wonderment, "it is not normal." He paused and drew closer. "Jim, I, too... I, too, have reacted this way to our mental contact."

"I have memories of your arms around me and I don't know where they come from," Jim blurted out.

"I know your taste," said Spock.

"I've had a pointed ear tip in my mouth," Jim exclaimed. "Your pointed ear. I've got muscle memory!"

They stood, frozen, each one processing. "Once our minds were joined, our bodies could not help themselves," Spock concluded. "Our minds were so compatible that they induced our bodies to perform physical acts of--"

"We made love, Spock," Jim interrupted in a voice full of passion. "We made love tonight, and I don't remember it. We were so divorced from our bodies, there inside, that we missed everything going on outside. I don't even remember the first time I kissed you, but I know that I must have! The first time we melded..."

"That is an excellent hypothesis," Spock agreed, "although I was, myself, too absorbed in the meld to notice the physical experience."

"This is crazy."

"What do you suggest?"

"Maybe there's some way of combining human physical desires with Vulcan mind-joining," Kirk suggested.

"What do you mean?" asked Spock, intrigued.

Seized by confidence, Jim let the bathrobe fall to the floor.

"Magnificent," Spock uttered at the sight.

"Glad you like it," Jim flirted. "I've been working on it for over thirty years."

"And I suppose genetics and environment had nothing to do with your beauty," Spock hit back.

Jim would have responded in kind, but was a little pleasantly thrown off by Spock calling him beautiful. Instead, he just beckoned. "C'mere."

He held out his hand. Spock came closer and touched it timidly, caressing the back of Jim's fingers.

"My hand to your hand?" Jim suggested. "Like that." Then he leaned his hand upwards, matching wrists with Spock. "My wrist to your wrist."

"My elbow to your elbow," Spock added, moving their arms to a more comfortable downward position in which to match.

"My toes to your toes."

"My foot to your foot." Spock ran his foot over the top of Jim's, lightly.

Jim pulled off Spock's blue tunic and black undershirt in one piece. "Stop me if you want me to stop at any point," he reminded him. "My shoulder to your shoulder." Now his bare chest was tantalizingly close to Spock's hairy chest, so close that the dark curls brushed across Jim's smooth skin.

"My knee to your knee."

"My chest to your chest." Jim's nipples were hard and tender as he pushed them into the forest on Spock's body.

"My torso to your torso," said Spock. But his hand was in the way as their bodies pressed together, undoing his fly.

Jim pulled down Spock's pants--and boxers--all at once. "My--oh!" He grunted animalistically as their jutting erections smashed together.

Spock pressed their testicles together without saying a word. Jim got the idea.

"My mouth--"

"My tongue--"

They spoke at the same time and attacked each other with kisses. And it was over so quickly--two very hard thrusts against each other and then they were clutching each other's bodies and panting, satiated.

"I love you inside and out." Jim licked the sweat from the back of Spock's neck. "I am... completely addicted to you, Mr. Spock."

"I was not aware that Vulcan sweat was pharmacologically active," Spock replied.

And, just because he could, Jim pinched his rear in response.

where's wifi airconditioner? I'm sure he loved it

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> > > > > > > What is the end game for "Todd Hess"
> > and
> > > > > "Merle
> > > > > > > Rogers" who are clearly the same
> person?
> >
> > > > Is
> > > > > > > "Stephen Douglas McIntire" also the
> > same
> > > > > person?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Thoughts?
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am not either of the people. I do
> know
> > > them
> > > > > from
> > > > > > the TMOS FANPAGE ON FACEBOOK.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > However, with that being said, I am the
> > one
> > > > and
> > > > > > only "REAL" Merle
> > > > > >
> > > > > > -Merle
> > > > > >
> > > > > > P.S. I was only doing the -Merle
> gimmick
> > > > > because
> > > > > > Todd did it.
> > > > >
> > > > > prove it...post "Bite me peekza" on
> > Facebook
> > > >
> > > > The TMOS FANPAGE is for FANS, not people
> that
> > > shit
> > > > on my favorite podcast daily, so I will not
> > put
> > > > you on my timeline.
> > > >
> > > > -Merle
> > >
> > > Post it on your personal page or be outed as
> a
> > > fraud
> > >
> > > -peekza
> >
> > NO, I will never give you the pleasure to grace
> my
> > Facebook timeline...EVER...
> >
> > This is solely for the entertainment of the
> TMOS
> > FANPAGE MEMBERS, whom you are not part of our
> > special place.
> >
> > I will only respond to you and your retarded
> > brother 5000CUCK on this board.
> >
> > Let me ask you a question, Why in the bloody
> hell
> > would I give you the attention you seek on MY
> > FACEBOOK PAGE or the TMOS FANPAGE?
> >
> > -Merle
>
>
> Verification...which you are not capable of
> giving...you don't have to give me attention, you
> can just say "bite me", if you are in fact the
> REAL Merle

I am capable of doing anything I feel like, because I am a winner in life, as opposed to someone who posts under a fake name and grabs pics from other;s Facebook posts.

So again, WHO THE FUCK IS PEEKZA? AND WHO THE FUCK CARES?

Now, with that out of the way, I will gladly issue a bite me on my FACEBOOK page, if you would so kindly post your pic on here.

DEAL?

-Merle

language, Merle dear, language.

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> language, Merle dear, language.


Sorry, I was having a bad day and took it out on Peekza, but I still stand by deal:

PEEKZA picture vs. MY FACEBOOK POST

Very simple, the offer is for all of those that doubt I am the REAL MERLE.

-Merle

You do swear excessively for the demure lady we'd like to think is Merle Rogers.

Giveaway, dead giveaway.

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I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!

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> > language, Merle dear, language.
>
>
> Sorry, I was having a bad day and took it out on
> Peekza, but I still stand by deal:

          Are the clams in your vagina going bad?

> PEEKZA picture vs. MY FACEBOOK POST
>
> Very simple, the offer is for all of those that
> doubt I am the REAL MERLE.
>
> -Merle

     That's interesting. The character known as "Todd 'Yard Sign' Hess" had a similar obsession with playing the "picture of peekza" card.

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> > > > > > > > What is the end game for "Todd
> Hess"
> > > and
> > > > > > "Merle
> > > > > > > > Rogers" who are clearly the same
> > person?
> > >
> > > > > Is
> > > > > > > > "Stephen Douglas McIntire" also the
> > > same
> > > > > > person?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Thoughts?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I am not either of the people. I do
> > know
> > > > them
> > > > > > from
> > > > > > > the TMOS FANPAGE ON FACEBOOK.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > However, with that being said, I am
> the
> > > one
> > > > > and
> > > > > > > only "REAL" Merle
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > -Merle
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > P.S. I was only doing the -Merle
> > gimmick
> > > > > > because
> > > > > > > Todd did it.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > prove it...post "Bite me peekza" on
> > > Facebook
> > > > >
> > > > > The TMOS FANPAGE is for FANS, not people
> > that
> > > > shit
> > > > > on my favorite podcast daily, so I will
> not
> > > put
> > > > > you on my timeline.
> > > > >
> > > > > -Merle
> > > >
> > > > Post it on your personal page or be outed
> as
> > a
> > > > fraud
> > > >
> > > > -peekza
> > >
> > > NO, I will never give you the pleasure to
> grace
> > my
> > > Facebook timeline...EVER...
> > >
> > > This is solely for the entertainment of the
> > TMOS
> > > FANPAGE MEMBERS, whom you are not part of our
> > > special place.
> > >
> > > I will only respond to you and your retarded
> > > brother 5000CUCK on this board.
> > >
> > > Let me ask you a question, Why in the bloody
> > hell
> > > would I give you the attention you seek on MY
> > > FACEBOOK PAGE or the TMOS FANPAGE?
> > >
> > > -Merle
> >
> >
> > Verification...which you are not capable of
> > giving...you don't have to give me attention,
> you
> > can just say "bite me", if you are in fact the
> > REAL Merle
>
> I am capable of doing anything I feel like,
> because I am a winner in life, as opposed to
> someone who posts under a fake name and grabs pics
> from other;s Facebook posts.
>
> So again, WHO THE FUCK IS PEEKZA? AND WHO THE FUCK
> CARES?
>
> Now, with that out of the way, I will gladly issue
> a bite me on my FACEBOOK page, if you would so
> kindly post your pic on here.
>
> DEAL?
>
> -Merle


My validity is not in question

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> > > language, Merle dear, language.
> >
> >
> > Sorry, I was having a bad day and took it out
> on
> > Peekza, but I still stand by deal:
>
>         &n
> bsp; Are the clams in your vagina going bad?
>
> > PEEKZA picture vs. MY FACEBOOK POST
> >
> > Very simple, the offer is for all of those that
> > doubt I am the REAL MERLE.
> >
> > -Merle
>
>      That's interesting.
> The character known as "Todd 'Yard Sign' Hess" had
> a similar obsession with playing the "picture of
> peekza" card.


they also share the same DNA

Ball is in your court Merle
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still waiting
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> > > > > > > > > What is the end game for "Todd
> > Hess"
> > > > and
> > > > > > > "Merle
> > > > > > > > > Rogers" who are clearly the same
> > > person?
> > > >
> > > > > > Is
> > > > > > > > > "Stephen Douglas McIntire" also
> the
> > > > same
> > > > > > > person?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Thoughts?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I am not either of the people. I do
> > > know
> > > > > them
> > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > the TMOS FANPAGE ON FACEBOOK.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > However, with that being said, I am
> > the
> > > > one
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > only "REAL" Merle
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > -Merle
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > P.S. I was only doing the -Merle
> > > gimmick
> > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > Todd did it.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > prove it...post "Bite me peekza" on
> > > > Facebook
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The TMOS FANPAGE is for FANS, not
> people
> > > that
> > > > > shit
> > > > > > on my favorite podcast daily, so I will
> > not
> > > > put
> > > > > > you on my timeline.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > -Merle
> > > > >
> > > > > Post it on your personal page or be outed
> > as
> > > a
> > > > > fraud
> > > > >
> > > > > -peekza
> > > >
> > > > NO, I will never give you the pleasure to
> > grace
> > > my
> > > > Facebook timeline...EVER...
> > > >
> > > > This is solely for the entertainment of the
> > > TMOS
> > > > FANPAGE MEMBERS, whom you are not part of
> our
> > > > special place.
> > > >
> > > > I will only respond to you and your
> retarded
> > > > brother 5000CUCK on this board.
> > > >
> > > > Let me ask you a question, Why in the
> bloody
> > > hell
> > > > would I give you the attention you seek on
> MY
> > > > FACEBOOK PAGE or the TMOS FANPAGE?
> > > >
> > > > -Merle
> > >
> > >
> > > Verification...which you are not capable of
> > > giving...you don't have to give me attention,
> > you
> > > can just say "bite me", if you are in fact
> the
> > > REAL Merle
> >
> > I am capable of doing anything I feel like,
> > because I am a winner in life, as opposed to
> > someone who posts under a fake name and grabs
> pics
> > from other;s Facebook posts.
> >
> > So again, WHO THE FUCK IS PEEKZA? AND WHO THE
> FUCK
> > CARES?
> >
> > Now, with that out of the way, I will gladly
> issue
> > a bite me on my FACEBOOK page, if you would so
> > kindly post your pic on here.
> >
> > DEAL?
> >
> > -Merle
>
>
> My validity is not in question


This is getting out of hands you guys, back on topic about the TMOS show!

Making our hands clap cuz 5 times a week just aint enough

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> > > > > > > > > > What is the end game for "Todd
> > > Hess"
> > > > > and
> > > > > > > > "Merle
> > > > > > > > > > Rogers" who are clearly the
> same
> > > > person?
> > > > >
> > > > > > > Is
> > > > > > > > > > "Stephen Douglas McIntire" also
> > the
> > > > > same
> > > > > > > > person?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Thoughts?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I am not either of the people. I
> do
> > > > know
> > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > the TMOS FANPAGE ON FACEBOOK.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > However, with that being said, I
> am
> > > the
> > > > > one
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > only "REAL" Merle
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > -Merle
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > P.S. I was only doing the -Merle
> > > > gimmick
> > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > Todd did it.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > prove it...post "Bite me peekza" on
> > > > > Facebook
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The TMOS FANPAGE is for FANS, not
> > people
> > > > that
> > > > > > shit
> > > > > > > on my favorite podcast daily, so I
> will
> > > not
> > > > > put
> > > > > > > you on my timeline.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > -Merle
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Post it on your personal page or be
> outed
> > > as
> > > > a
> > > > > > fraud
> > > > > >
> > > > > > -peekza
> > > > >
> > > > > NO, I will never give you the pleasure to
> > > grace
> > > > my
> > > > > Facebook timeline...EVER...
> > > > >
> > > > > This is solely for the entertainment of
> the
> > > > TMOS
> > > > > FANPAGE MEMBERS, whom you are not part of
> > our
> > > > > special place.
> > > > >
> > > > > I will only respond to you and your
> > retarded
> > > > > brother 5000CUCK on this board.
> > > > >
> > > > > Let me ask you a question, Why in the
> > bloody
> > > > hell
> > > > > would I give you the attention you seek
> on
> > MY
> > > > > FACEBOOK PAGE or the TMOS FANPAGE?
> > > > >
> > > > > -Merle
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Verification...which you are not capable of
> > > > giving...you don't have to give me
> attention,
> > > you
> > > > can just say "bite me", if you are in fact
> > the
> > > > REAL Merle
> > >
> > > I am capable of doing anything I feel like,
> > > because I am a winner in life, as opposed to
> > > someone who posts under a fake name and grabs
> > pics
> > > from other;s Facebook posts.
> > >
> > > So again, WHO THE FUCK IS PEEKZA? AND WHO THE
> > FUCK
> > > CARES?
> > >
> > > Now, with that out of the way, I will gladly
> > issue
> > > a bite me on my FACEBOOK page, if you would
> so
> > > kindly post your pic on here.
> > >
> > > DEAL?
> > >
> > > -Merle
> >
> >
> > My validity is not in question
>
>
>
>
> This is getting out of hands you guys, back on
> topic about the TMOS show!
>
> Making our hands clap cuz 5 times a week just aint
> enough


Shit I was trying to get rid of all that extra unnecessary space and it backfired.

Lesson to the wise: use the TMOS code to get 15% less > > > > lines to enhance your FFXU experience. Simply the nerdiest way to help support the show!

Nigger faggots,

This is your weekly reminder that peekza and I run this thread.

#deathtohess

#ifuckguys

wifi airconditioner? Anyone? Anyone?

1 tmos fan, a huge gaylord Wrote:

...

> This is getting out of hands you guys, back on
> topic about the TMOS show!
>
> Making our hands clap cuz 5 times a week just aint
> enough

Edit your goddamn motherfucking cocksucking posts, you herpes-riddled pre-schooler raping faggot. The only time I've clapped my hands this week was when I clapped my hands to my ears during Fuckwaddle's weekly "I'm Going to Rape the Call-in Segment Into the Ground Until It Bleeds by Being a Huge Asshole Douche" performance.

I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Nigger faggots, I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!
>
> This is your weekly reminder that peekza and I run I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!
> this thread. I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!
>
> #deathtohess I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!
>
> #ifuckguys I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!


I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!

Peekza you glorious son of a gun!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/27/2016 07:23PM by MikeWillEatAnything.

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> 1 tmos fan, a huge gaylord Wrote:
>
> ...
>
> > This is getting out of hands you guys, back on
> > topic about the TMOS show!
> >
> > Making our hands clap cuz 5 times a week just
> aint
> > enough
>
> Edit your goddamn motherfucking cocksucking posts,
> you herpes-riddled pre-schooler raping faggot.
> The only time I've clapped my hands this week was
> when I clapped my hands to my ears during
> Fuckwaddle's weekly "I'm Going to Rape the Call-in
> Segment Into the Ground Until It Bleeds by Being a
> Huge Asshole Douche" performance.


yeah...what he said

Wifi Airconditioner Wrote:
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> I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!
>
> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nigger faggots, I'm loving these parody posts!
> Keep 'em coming!
> >
> > This is your weekly reminder that peekza and I
> run I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em
> coming!
> > this thread. I'm loving these parody posts! Keep
> 'em coming!
> >
> > #deathtohess I'm loving these parody posts! Keep
> 'em coming!
> >
> > #ifuckguys I'm loving these parody posts! Keep
> 'em coming!
>
>
> I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!


thank you

MikeWillEatAnything Wrote:
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> Peekza you glorious son of a gun!


I am as God made me

peekza Wrote:
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> MikeWillEatAnything Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Peekza you glorious son of a gun!
>
>
> I am as God made me

Colonel Samuel Trautman didn't create peekza, I did.

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

You are so dumb and a shitty poster

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

And you are obsessed with me, so there's that as well



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/28/2016 12:31AM by peekza.

I hate Mike Omeara but I cannot stop talking about him because I am a low IQ snatch biscuit.

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> I hate Mike Omeara but I cannot stop talking about
> him because I am a low IQ snatch biscuit.

I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!

I also love sucking cocks! Keep 'em coming!

who replaces tile with laminate?

Merle Rogers Wrote:
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> I am capable of doing anything I feel like,
> because I am a winner in life

...

> -Merle

Dude, please to be explaining how you or the character you have created are a winner at life as a fat woman with a receding hairline who got kicked out of a gayer-than-Paul-Lynde fanclub for using the word "nitwit" and who only appeared here after that as if you were that person. Which you are obviously not.

Whether you're real or fake (my money is on fake because you share "Todd 'Yardsign' Hess" 's faults/tells like not being able to keep your story straight and being caught in lie after lie after lie.") here's what you really look like:

second

Wednesday: Jaws t-shirt

fitting into his old tux not looking likely for Nov 5
he's instead thinking of his mauve dress shirt, sleeves rolled up

Cary: Everyone be nice to Robb today; he's devastated (yes, tears) at the latest celebrity death. A man near and dear to his waistline and one who he fervently wished were his father, Forrest E. Mars, Jr.

Here you Peekza..............

-Merle
Attachments:

Merle, don't waste your time on peekza/5000/Gerrymanderer. Dude is an unemployed indian goat fucker who still lives with his mom. Everyone on the forum hates him.

Thursday: Groucho t-shirt

Scoreboard Merle!

Spewak's Wardrobe Wrote:
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> Wednesday: Jaws t-shirt
>
> fitting into his old tux not looking likely for
> Nov 5
> he's instead thinking of his mauve dress shirt,
> sleeves rolled up


But what type of animal print will he accent with this time...and where?

Merle Rogers Wrote:
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> Here you Peekza..............
>
> -Merle


saddest.attempt.ever.

It's over fake Merle...you've been Thicknessed

hj9VV Wrote:
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> Scoreboard Merle!


Horseshit!!!!

Fake.

Weaker than one of Thicknesses photos?

A question about yesterday's show...What kind of degenerate gambles every cent in his possession away regularly?

peekza Wrote:
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> Weaker than one of Thicknesses photos?

Yes, but not weaker than T's excuses.

that would be almost inconceivable

enzo, thickness, todd, merle...

peek reigns supreme. who's next to challenge him?

tho to be fair, those 4 are likely one person. 1 is the loneliest number...