Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Yeah, the TMOS fanbase does not represent itself
> well. Don and Mike used to joke about how badly
> their listeners fit any desirable marketing
> demographic, it seems like TMOS is completely
> fulfilling that stereotype. The chick from Misery
> would have been a TMOS P1.


She's already there...Beth Hoyle is her new name

peekza Wrote:
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> Four Hour Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I do feel like he has lost at least *some*
> weight,
> > but he looks like he's in his 60's, not 50's.
> >
> > edit: dat lobe
> >
> > edit, edit: just to be clear, he is very proud
> of
> > that "beard". It might look like an old lady's
> > eyebrow, but he's proud of that thin white line
> of
> > short hair on his bulbous face.
>
>
> It isn't even 8 pm and he looks shitfaced in that
> top picture...look at those anus eyes

That's the alcoholic brain damage, Korsakoff's syndrome. Carla's no prize either and their demon spawn will probably either kill or be killed by a future Trayvon, given Florida, but just imagine having to share a living space with that fat waste of grease and sperm. I had to stop thinking about it after 20 seconds, it would be horrible.

The Edmund Fitzgerald and Rodney King laugh at him.


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770...Semper Fat
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Someone hacked my Eulogy folder! Now I need a whole new keypad and haircut!

Enjoy.
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Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> RK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Now there's an advertiser TMOS could use --
> > diabetes meds. Not custom suits or something
> > stylish or fancy food, but something for fat
> > people.
>
>
> Genius. Mr. MBA should be all over this. Bespoke,
> curated blood sugar testing equipment.

Oscar's life partner Todd could develop an app that locates the nearest ER so you can avoid making costly routine medical appointments (gotta save those shekels for Robb's cruise).

"TMOS: we bring the funny; you bring the insulin."

RK Wrote:
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> Enjoy.

No, Todd, we're NOT just like you, you're not just like us. And WE'RE real happy about that.

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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>
> As of today I'm caught up with the whole "one
> time" and "yooo" deal and it isn't, never was, and
> never will be funny, Who thought that was a good
> idea?

If LFF ever took Headdd to task about that OCD bullshit, it would sound like the Larry Sanders clip where he tells Hank to stop with the 'Hey Now'.

Headdd: Yeah, but it's funny. It's my thing!

I'm on a Tourette's mailing list because of my charity work and received a cc of this urgent mass email notification:

"Dear Todd Hess,

Please stop associating yourself with us SHITFUCKASSFACE!. Thank you.

Signed,

Every Tourette's sufferer ever."

I like the fact that when someone googles Todd Hess they find a child molester. That's probably for the best, don't you think?

#DOESNTDENYFUCKINGDOGS
#CALLSHISOWNWIFEAFATWHALE
#LIKESTOVIOLATECORPSES
#LEGALLYFORBIDDENTORAPEAGAIN
#TWICEDENIEDBEINGACHILDMOLESTER
#ONCEDENIEDBEINGAREGISTEREDSEXOFFENDER
#DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
#IHATESPICS
#CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCKER
#DOGFUCKERMCDOGFUCKERTONFROMDOGFUCKERVILLE
#LOVESLITTLEBOYSWHOPLAYHARDTOGET
#URPWNED

RK Wrote:
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> Enjoy.


Again, you wonder why FU has such a reputation..............

Way to make fun of other's conditions.

#TrulyDisgusting

-Todd

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> I'm on a Tourette's mailing list because of my
> charity work and received a cc of this urgent mass
> email notification:
>
> "Dear Todd Hess,
>
> Please stop associating yourself with us
> SHITFUCKASSFACE!. Thank you.
>
> Signed,
>
> Every Tourette's sufferer ever."
>
> I like the fact that when someone googles Todd
> Hess they find a child molester. That's probably
> for the best, don't you think?
>
> #DOESNTDENYFUCKINGDOGS
> #CALLSHISOWNWIFEAFATWHALE
> #LIKESTOVIOLATECORPSES
> #LEGALLYFORBIDDENTORAPEAGAIN
> #TWICEDENIEDBEINGACHILDMOLESTER
> #ONCEDENIEDBEINGAREGISTEREDSEXOFFENDER
> #DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
> #IHATESPICS
> #CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCK
> ER
> #DOGFUCKERMCDOGFUCKERTONFROMDOGFUCKERVILLE
> #LOVESLITTLEBOYSWHOPLAYHARDTOGET
> #URPWNED

Simply, Fuck You.

You are such a little troll, and really need to get a life.

-Todd

>
>
> Again, you wonder why FU has such a
> reputation..............
>

Not really.

Noted with interest: He still doesn't deny fucking dogs or violating corpses.

What in the hell was that post, anyway? Was he name dropping hot fat person drugs? So much lose.

RK Wrote:
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> Why the hell would you post the medical
> information on Facebook???

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Noted with interest: He still doesn't deny fucking
> dogs or violating corpses.


And you don't deny living in your mom's basement and trolling all day on message boards.

So there's that..............

-Todd

Todd Hess Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Noted with interest: He still doesn't deny
> fucking
> > dogs or violating corpses.
>
>
> And you don't deny living in your mom's basement
> and trolling all day on message boards.
>
> So there's that..............
>
> -Todd

Because that would just be fucking stupid, you brain-damaged garbage bag full of fat.

Noted with interest: He still doesn't deny fucking dogs or violating corpses. That suggests there's paperwork somewhere.

Do you think this is going well for you, Short Eyes? "Todd Hess, known on the internet for people keeping count of the number of times he denied being a child molester..."

Interesting that you don't deny being forbidden to rape again.

How's your fat whale of a wife?

I suspect Our Todd is an agent of Big Yardsign.

#DOESNTDENYFUCKINGDOGS
#CALLSHISOWNWIFEAFATWHALE
#LIKESTOVIOLATECORPSES
#LEGALLYFORBIDDENTORAPEAGAIN
#TWICEDENIEDBEINGACHILDMOLESTER
#ONCEDENIEDBEINGAREGISTEREDSEXOFFENDER
#DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
#IHATESPICS
#CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCKER
#DOGFUCKERMCDOGFUCKERTONFROMDOGFUCKERVILLE
#LOVESLITTLEBOYSWHOPLAYHARDTOGET
#URPWNED

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Yet Cary protects this thread and this thread only from "needless nudity". The mind wobbles.

Now you know more than Fatt Rob about another subject:

http://www.vulture.com/2016/06/watch-the-day-the-clown-cried-jerry-lewis.html

mikehunt6969 Wrote:
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> my god


I know, right? How many court orders do you think he violated on that trip to Disney?

Todd,

Honey I know FU isn't the place to talk about this, but please list the animals you haven't had sex with. Also, we are out of Peanut Butter the dog liked both jars off my clit.

Carla: Mike gets so pissed when he sees Kappy's FB photos of her travels. "She's spending my stipend and inheritance!"

What do we want?
A cure for Tourettes!
When do we want it?
Cunt!

Oh' The Humanity Wrote:
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> What do we want?
> A cure for Tourettes!
> When do we want it?
> Cunt!


niiiiiiice

Friday's show? They literally broke down IHOP pancake descriptions line by line and Mike read and commented on a list of "21 things McDonalds employees don't want you to know".....The only worthwhile content was when Mike let it slip that he was 11 pounds up...Ge bragged about a week ago and now he is 11 pounds up....bringing the grand weight loss total back down to somewhere in the 30 pound range...He has been "dieting" and "exercising" for at least 2 years and all the Warden has mustered is 30+ pounds?

What puzzled me was Fatt Rob again making the point that the theater faggots like to go to IHOP after a hard day's theater faggoting. I just can't see IHOP being fun. On the other hand, it's not home.

Friday: massive t-shirt

Spewak, when fashionistas discuss the drape of clothes, they don't literally mean wearing a drape.
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5000: "after a hard days theater faggoting"

I did just laugh out loud, as the kids say.

Bravo sir...

Friday: LFF rages against clickbait articles and reads a menu. Compelling.

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My understanding is that Robb's kids' Father's Day gift to him is a tastefully gift-wrapped box of mostly filled out job applications for Giant, Wegmans, Target, Walmart, Costco, Walgreens and CVS. All he has to do is add his signature and the kids will deliver them.

Which means it will never happen.

peekza Wrote:
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> .


You got me.

I'm guessing, three generations of finger smellers?

Six eyes, no God.

The short-fingered family. You know what that means.

"Show us how far the man put his fist in your bad place."

What's the minimum amount of hours you watch TV a day? Three generations of mush-headed morons.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/19/2016 02:04PM by My finger smells like funny.

Can someone who is better than I at adding pictures to posts please repost the above picture of the Spewak men alongside a photo clip from the movie "Village of The Damned"? Thanks in advance.

"Obese ex-DJ and failed restaurateur drops SEVEN dress sizes to become a bodybuilder by weightlifting tins of beans and detergent bottles at home"

It COULD happen!

Spewak wears a class ring? From VCU?

Pain Point Wrote:
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> Spewak wears a class ring? From VCU?

It's like he is actively looking for ways to be the biggest fucking dork in America.

I'll have you know that is the EXTREMELY LIMITED "Theater Faggots" version of the ring. The one other VCU graduates ignore. It's just so adorable that Fatt Rob and Fuckwaddle think they went to college!

That's the one Sauron tried to destroy. Even he had limits.

DCyCv Wrote:
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> That's the one Sauron tried to destroy.
> Even he had limits.


yeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Okay... Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > .
>
>
> You got me.
>
> I'm guessing, three generations of finger
> smellers?


sadly, it is Cena, "You can't see me"

That 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> I'll have you know that is the EXTREMELY LIMITED
> "Theater Faggots" version of the ring. The one
> other VCU graduates ignore. It's just so adorable
> that Fatt Rob and Fuckwaddle think they went to
> college!

How often do you think Fuckwaddle has played the "I have an AU diploma" card with the wife? Apparently his GPA is a sore subkect. Instead of accepting gifts of cruises, Fatt Rob should be looking for a way (CUTTING DOWN ON CROWN AND FOOD AND OUTINGS IN GENERAL) so Carry can get some up to date training at a community college. With that and her previous experience she should be able to get a pretty good job. The kids basically raise themselves in spite of parental fucklackery. They live walking distance from the school and Fatt is a stay at home and drink dad. You can learn to be a tractor trailer driver (Class A license) at community college and it would be a step up from VCU.

Sorry to hear of Oscar's many problems with his new house. I mustve missed an episode or two, but didnt we hear that he had a home inspection before closing on the house? If so, how can he have so many unpleasant surprises?

Someone else can fill in los details, but El Spic got a binder full of reasons he shouldn't buy, but ignored el libro. My guess would be he's never changed el tire. He had a good place in a hip neighborhood and now he's in el shithole surrounded by people who earn or just have, real dinero. No one ever got rich by moving to Ciudad Georgetown.

The sale was "as-is" which by any sensible translation means "Get the fuck away". Unless you're conning your father into buying you an overpriced shit-shack in Georgetown. He's already done more damage by pressure washing the brick patio. He also doesn't seem to understand the definition of public record.



Property Information
Condition: As-Is condition
1237 34TH St NW
WASHINGTON, DC 20007
$720,000
Sold May 31, 2016
2
Beds
1
Bath
888 Sq. Ft.
$923 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1840



Property Detail

Address: 1237 34TH ST NW
SSL: 1220 0851
Record Details
Neighborhood: GEORGETOWN Sub-Neighborhood: E
Use Code: 11 - Residential-Row-Single-Family Class 3 Exception: No
Tax Type: TX - Taxable Tax Class: 001 - Residential
Homestead Status: ** Not receiving the Homestead Deduction
Assessor: HAROLD BROWN
Gross Building Area: Ward: 2
Land Area: 1,205 Triennial Group: 2
Owner and Sales Information
Owner Name: OSCAR F ZEBALLOS
Mailing Address: 1237 34TH ST NW; WASHINGTON DC20007-3206
Sale Price: $720,000
Recordation Date: 05/31/2016
Instrument No.: 53632
Sales Code: MARKET
Sales Type: I - IMPROVED
Tax Year 2017 Preliminary Assessment Roll
Current Value (2016) Proposed New Value (2017)
Land: $456,360 $511,160
Improvements: $255,080 $260,270
Total Value: $711,440 $771,430
Taxable Assessment: * $711,440 $771,430

"As is" is pretty much standard. El Spic did-o-ed his due diligencia and ignored el libro full of red flags. I don't think he's this smart, but there's that saying that "when you owe the bank a hundred dollars, you have a problem, but when you owe the bank a million dollars, the bank has a problem." In this case, the bank is Papa Santana with his tax-free non-citizen international organization income.

So sorry, FHC, I meant to also say "good job on the research". I must have been overserved. I'm off to the bathroom mirror to put the fear of God into the bartender.

888 sq ft? From Google maps the place looks about 18 ft wide.

I mean it's nice location but geez, no house!

Casa Del Spic:

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What a lousy week of podcasting. Here are some random observations:

Earlier in the week, Mike "Mr Punctuality" was 20 minutes late for a show that originates from his own house. His show prep consists of him waiting until an hour before his show begins to come up with a handful of topics. Since he takes turns babysitting Michael in the mornings, this chore sometimes cuts into his show prep.

I guess he can't do show prep the day/night before because it would cut into his drinking. Why doesn't he nut up and tell Carla to get up every morning with Cody, since Mike's the sole breadwinner now?

With two co-hosts, how can he not occasionally bullshit his way thru a 1-hr podcast that has a dedicated audience of retards?

Robb then mentions that they normally make FOUR backups of their POS show, like it's the Zapruder film. Yet they don't mind punting on a show at the last minute if Oscar is at school, and the star Mike feels he's entitled to skip a show to soothe his ego or recover from "too much evening."

Also, Mike, the consummate professional, took a personal call during their "broadcast."

Mike starts badmouthing WJFK for having a filthy studio, even though I doubt the place had carpets stained with dog shit.

Mike treats us to an example of how to craft comedy; Robb's lame shtick about Canadians on the border. Edgy stuff, Diamond and Company. At least Mike was able to shoehorn in a Johnny Carson impression for the millennials.

His AU education was in full display this week. Besides screwing up 'coagulate' again on Friday, Mike pronounced 'raconteur' like 're-counter' on Wednesday.

The Weight fairy visited Mike this week, causing him to gain 11 lbs. And ALL he eats is oatmeal and sushi. Right.

Friday's show was all about click-bait. Their entire show is nothing but an hour of click-bait with 19 minutes of commercials added.

And of course, OCD Robb had to play his enhanced audio of Meat Loaf collapsing on stage. Mike wants a montage of Mr Loaf collapsing on stage. So I guess it's okay for us to make fun of Mike when his strokes increase in frequency and intensity. Comedy gold!

Oscar's dumb house is going to be great content actually. I felt sorry for Shannon that she was allowed to be on the mortgage, but when they split she won't get stuck with that shoebox.

That home is beautiful. So cool.

I would love to see dude's finances. You'd have to be making what, 225k a year to breathe that neighborhood, right? Good for him!

It does look good. Those are staged realtor's photos, shot to make it look good, but leaving the furniture out of it it's better than I expected. Throw down some nice carpets and the floor problem is fixed. In a perfect world, upgrade the kitchen cabinets.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> The sale was "as-is" which by any sensible
> translation means "Get the fuck away". Unless
> you're conning your father into buying you an
> overpriced shit-shack in Georgetown. He's already
> done more damage by pressure washing the brick
> patio. He also doesn't seem to understand the
> definition of public record.
>
>
>
> Property Information
> Condition: As-Is condition
> 1237 34TH St NW
> WASHINGTON, DC 20007
> $720,000
> Sold May 31, 2016
> 2
> Beds
> 1
> Bath
> 888 Sq. Ft.
> $923 / Sq. Ft.
> Built: 1840
>
>
>
> Property Detail
>
> Address: 1237 34TH ST NW
> SSL: 1220 0851
> Record Details
> Neighborhood: GEORGETOWN Sub-Neighborhood: E
> Use Code: 11 -
> Residential-Row-Single-Family Class 3
> Exception: No
> Tax Type: TX - Taxable Tax Class: 001 -
> Residential
> Homestead Status: ** Not receiving the Homestead
> Deduction
> Assessor: HAROLD BROWN
> Gross Building Area: Ward: 2
> Land Area: 1,205 Triennial Group: 2
> Owner and Sales Information
> Owner Name: OSCAR F ZEBALLOS
> Mailing Address: 1237 34TH ST NW; WASHINGTON
> DC20007-3206
> Sale Price: $720,000
> Recordation Date: 05/31/2016
> Instrument No.: 53632
> Sales Code: MARKET
> Sales Type: I - IMPROVED
> Tax Year 2017 Preliminary Assessment Roll
> Current Value (2016) Proposed New Value (2017)
> Land: $456,360 $511,160
> Improvements: $255,080 $260,270
> Total Value: $711,440 $771,430
> Taxable Assessment: * $711,440 $771,430


the average price per square foot in Georgetown is $838 and the average price for a comp in his area is $660K...The best part is he overpaid for that hallway

720k plus the alleged 100k in student loan debt. That's good stuff.

I say alleged because if you are a long time Oscar listener, you know that his parents were trying to bribe him into grad/law school, so I find it hard to believe they aren't paying tuition.

Jack Sean Patrick O'Diamond Wrote:
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> What a lousy week of podcasting. Here are some
> random observations:
>
> Earlier in the week, Mike "Mr Punctuality" was 20
> minutes late for a show that originates from his
> own house. His show prep consists of him waiting
> until an hour before his show begins to come up
> with a handful of topics. Since he takes turns
> babysitting Michael in the mornings, this chore
> sometimes cuts into his show prep.
>
> I guess he can't do show prep the day/night before
> because it would cut into his drinking. Why
> doesn't he nut up and tell Carla to get up every
> morning with Cody, since Mike's the sole
> breadwinner now?
>
> With two co-hosts, how can he not occasionally
> bullshit his way thru a 1-hr podcast that has a
> dedicated audience of retards?
>
> Robb then mentions that they normally make FOUR
> backups of their POS show, like it's the Zapruder
> film. Yet they don't mind punting on a show at the
> last minute if Oscar is at school, and the star
> Mike feels he's entitled to skip a show to soothe
> his ego or recover from "too much evening."
>
> Also, Mike, the consummate professional, took a
> personal call during their "broadcast."
>
> Mike starts badmouthing WJFK for having a filthy
> studio, even though I doubt the place had carpets
> stained with dog shit.
>
> Mike treats us to an example of how to craft
> comedy; Robb's lame shtick about Canadians on the
> border. Edgy stuff, Diamond and Company. At least
> Mike was able to shoehorn in a Johnny Carson
> impression for the millennials.
>
> His AU education was in full display this week.
> Besides screwing up 'coagulate' again on Friday,
> Mike pronounced 'raconteur' like 're-counter' on
> Wednesday.
>
> The Weight fairy visited Mike this week, causing
> him to gain 11 lbs. And ALL he eats is oatmeal and
> sushi. Right.
>
> Friday's show was all about click-bait. Their
> entire show is nothing but an hour of click-bait
> with 19 minutes of commercials added.
>
> And of course, OCD Robb had to play his enhanced
> audio of Meat Loaf collapsing on stage. Mike wants
> a montage of Mr Loaf collapsing on stage. So I
> guess it's okay for us to make fun of Mike when
> his strokes increase in frequency and intensity.
> Comedy gold!

Best part about the Meatloaf clip? It was created by Ronick, who then did a victory lap for adding the feedback to it

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> It does look good. Those are staged realtor's
> photos, shot to make it look good, but leaving the
> furniture out of it it's better than I expected.
> Throw down some nice carpets and the floor problem
> is fixed. In a perfect world, upgrade the kitchen
> cabinets.


where is the fridge?

peekza Wrote:

>
>
> where is the fridge?

Dammit! In El Spic's dorm room?

No fridge and if I'm correct, you have to stand to the side of the oven and dishwasher to use them. That's a pain in the ass.
It's like a Speedy Gonzales house
700k could have gone so much further just over in McClean. Or even Upper NW near the studio.

Oskie's shotgun shack may be a bad investment, ok, is definitely a bad investment, but it's not like he really needs any more space than that. He can't read, so it's not like he needs a library. He can't cook, so he doesn't need a kitchen. Contrary to what he tells himself and the yoga bunny, unless she oopses him there aren't going to be any niños. He needs a place to park his cars, a place to sleep/shit/shave, and internet access. Since he's a wannabe yuppie, he wants it in a yuppie neighborhood. As stupid as choosing this house was, getting a big place out in the suburbs would have been even dumber for him.

peekza Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It does look good. Those are staged realtor's
> > photos, shot to make it look good, but leaving
> the
> > furniture out of it it's better than I expected.
>
> > Throw down some nice carpets and the floor
> problem
> > is fixed. In a perfect world, upgrade the
> kitchen
> > cabinets.
>
>
> where is the fridge?

Those kitchen countertops are brutal.

Did Mike's suggestion to reboot Oscar's washer-driver work, or did the 1950's laundry technology pre-date DOS?

Sounds like a great topic for Dreck 411.

1:16 John Cena's Mandarin is not very good, he sounds like a non-speaker who has been coached a little. He misses a lot of tones. Myth.....BUSTED!!!

"Excuse me, because I [something] use Chinese (you don't use Chinese you speak Chinese so that's wrong in Chinese)...my Chinese is so-so [he leaves out the 4th syllable of a 4 syllable expression] I can speak slowly I can say things that are easy because now you can [unintellible]."

The text is simple enough that if a native speaker said it I could get it all. And of course El Spic with his excellent command of English and Spanish ("Victorino" means "little victory") signs off on it. And Fatt Rob with his forgotten/never-learned high school French can go fuck dirt.

AND THEY'VE GOT AN INTERN WITH LITTLE-GIRL VOICE AND BLUE HAIR BUT CAN'T PUT HER ON CAMERA????!!!! PONDEROUS MAN, FUCKING PONDEROUS.

Come on. Is Oscar really known for being good with money? Even though it's not his this time.

MBA school.
Mercedes.
DC studio for TMOS.
Girlfriends that don't work.
And all the expensive trendy crap he's bought over the years.

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> "As is" is pretty much standard. El Spic did-o-ed
> his due diligencia and ignored el libro full of
> red flags. I don't think he's this smart, but
> there's that saying that "when you owe the bank a
> hundred dollars, you have a problem, but when you
> owe the bank a million dollars, the bank has a
> problem." In this case, the bank is Papa Santana
> with his tax-free non-citizen international
> organization income.


And are you a Realtor? Mortgage Loan Officer? Real Estate Lawyer?

ANSWER TO ALL OF THE ABOVE = NO

With a Tax Assessed Value of $711 and sale price of $720, chances are it appraised in 8's which mean given about 10K in repairs, he can easily make $100K on the deal.

You are such a tool and simply don't comprehend ROI...............



-Todd
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Pain Point Wrote:
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> Come on. Is Oscar really known for being good with
> money? Even though it's not his this time.
>
> MBA school.
> Mercedes.
> DC studio for TMOS.
> Girlfriends that don't work.
> And all the expensive trendy crap he's bought over
> the years.


DOUCHE it was an AUDI and BMW................

Get it, got it................GOOD

-Todd

peekza Wrote:
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> Four Hour Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The sale was "as-is" which by any sensible
> > translation means "Get the fuck away". Unless
> > you're conning your father into buying you an
> > overpriced shit-shack in Georgetown. He's
> already
> > done more damage by pressure washing the brick
> > patio. He also doesn't seem to understand the
> > definition of public record.
> >
> >
> >
> > Property Information
> > Condition: As-Is condition
> > 1237 34TH St NW
> > WASHINGTON, DC 20007
> > $720,000
> > Sold May 31, 2016
> > 2
> > Beds
> > 1
> > Bath
> > 888 Sq. Ft.
> > $923 / Sq. Ft.
> > Built: 1840
> >
> >
> >
> > Property Detail
> >
> > Address: 1237 34TH ST NW
> > SSL: 1220 0851
> > Record Details
> > Neighborhood: GEORGETOWN Sub-Neighborhood: E
> > Use Code: 11 -
> > Residential-Row-Single-Family Class 3
> > Exception: No
> > Tax Type: TX - Taxable Tax Class: 001 -
> > Residential
> > Homestead Status: ** Not receiving the
> Homestead
> > Deduction
> > Assessor: HAROLD BROWN
> > Gross Building Area: Ward: 2
> > Land Area: 1,205 Triennial Group: 2
> > Owner and Sales Information
> > Owner Name: OSCAR F ZEBALLOS
> > Mailing Address: 1237 34TH ST NW; WASHINGTON
> > DC20007-3206
> > Sale Price: $720,000
> > Recordation Date: 05/31/2016
> > Instrument No.: 53632
> > Sales Code: MARKET
> > Sales Type: I - IMPROVED
> > Tax Year 2017 Preliminary Assessment Roll
> > Current Value (2016) Proposed New Value
> (2017)
> > Land: $456,360 $511,160
> > Improvements: $255,080 $260,270
> > Total Value: $711,440 $771,430
> > Taxable Assessment: * $711,440 $771,430
>
>
> the average price per square foot in Georgetown is
> $838 and the average price for a comp in his area
> is $660K...The best part is he overpaid for that
> hallway

Not true............

Average sales price for a 2 bedroom in that zip code is $850,000

Again, another keyboard warrior with ZERO facts to back up their nonsense. Don't let silly little things like facts get in the way of your statements.

Georgetown + Peekza's knowledge = False Flag

-Todd

O drives a mercedes.

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> So sorry, FHC, I meant to also say "good job on
> the research". I must have been overserved. I'm
> off to the bathroom mirror to put the fear of God
> into the bartender.


How can you be over-served in your mom's basement?

Me thinks LIAR...

-Todd

Pain Point Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> O drives a mercedes.

Wrong, dad has Mercedes, Big O still has the Audi, and he sold the BMW, Shannon drives his mom's old Toyota Camry.

#Facts

-Todd

The entire Krew is irreparably brain damaged. Headdd's last audio fail was Colbert playing porn for the blind, where someone describes the action. This was presented as new.

None of them remember in the first year or 2 of the podcast when O5car turned them onto this, and they listened to a bunch over a few days, then devoted a Bonus Show to doing their own descriptions.

Dullards

Todd Hess Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Pain Point Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > O drives a mercedes.
>
> Wrong, dad has Mercedes, Big O still has the Audi,
> and he sold the BMW, Shannon drives his mom's old
> Toyota Camry.
>
> #Facts
>
> -Todd

Todd, you know way too much about these people. Starting to think you're scarier than the regular retards on this thread.

avalon

Todd Hess Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "As is" is pretty much standard. El Spic
> did-o-ed
> > his due diligencia and ignored el libro full of
> > red flags. I don't think he's this smart, but
> > there's that saying that "when you owe the bank
> a
> > hundred dollars, you have a problem, but when
> you
> > owe the bank a million dollars, the bank has a
> > problem." In this case, the bank is Papa
> Santana
> > with his tax-free non-citizen international
> > organization income.
>
>
> And are you a Realtor? Mortgage Loan Officer? Real
> Estate Lawyer?
>
> ANSWER TO ALL OF THE ABOVE = NO
>
>
> > -Todd

Am I? I've certainly worked on a lot of houses in Georgetown, installed my share of outdoor Jacuzzis, jacked off in my share of en suite master bathrooms, and rifled my share of panty drawers.

But I draw the line at getting involved in real estate. Everyone in real estate is a creepy liar. No wonder that's the standard you hold up.

You know who was a mortgage loan officer? Craig Coleman, aka Louis the Retard.

Ten thousand dollars is not going to put lipstick on that pig.

Speaking of brain-damaged, can you imagine showing up to view a house and that ugly trash bag full of fat is your realtor? You'd be a bad citizen if you DIDN'T call 911.

#KNOWNASTHATCREEPYFATGUYWITHAFATWHALEOFAWIFE
#SINGLEHANDEDLYKEEPINGBIGYARDSIGNINBUSINESS
#DEPENDEDLYOFFHISMEDS
#TODDHESSWILLRAPEYOURGARDEN
#TODDHESSCANFUCKDIRT
#DOESNTDENYFUCKINGDOGS
#CALLSHISOWNWIFEAFATWHALE
#LIKESTOVIOLATECORPSES
#LEGALLYFORBIDDENTORAPEAGAIN
#TWICEDENIEDBEINGACHILDMOLESTER
#ONCEDENIEDBEINGAREGISTEREDSEXOFFENDER
#DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
#IHATESPICS
#CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCKER
#DOGFUCKERMCDOGFUCKERTONFROMDOGFUCKERVILLE
#LOVESLITTLEBOYSWHOPLAYHARDTOGET
#URPWNED

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Todd Hess Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > "As is" is pretty much standard. El Spic
> > did-o-ed
> > > his due diligencia and ignored el libro full
> of
> > > red flags. I don't think he's this smart,
> but
> > > there's that saying that "when you owe the
> bank
> > a
> > > hundred dollars, you have a problem, but when
> > you
> > > owe the bank a million dollars, the bank has
> a
> > > problem." In this case, the bank is Papa
> > Santana
> > > with his tax-free non-citizen international
> > > organization income.
> >
> >
> > And are you a Realtor? Mortgage Loan Officer?
> Real
> > Estate Lawyer?
> >
> > ANSWER TO ALL OF THE ABOVE = NO
> >
> >
> > > -Todd
>
> Am I? I've certainly worked on a lot of houses in
> Georgetown, installed my share of outdoor
> Jacuzzis, jacked off in my share of en suite
> master bathrooms, and rifled my share of panty
> drawers.
>
> But I draw the line at getting involved in real
> estate. Everyone in real estate is a creepy liar.
> No wonder that's the standard you hold up.
>
> You know who was a mortgage loan officer? Craig
> Coleman, aka Louis the Retard.
>
> Ten thousand dollars is not going to put lipstick
> on that pig.
>
> Speaking of brain-damaged, can you imagine showing
> up to view a house and that ugly trash bag full of
> fat is your realtor? You'd be a bad citizen if
> you DIDN'T call 911.
>
> #KNOWNASTHATCREEPYFATGUYWITHAFATWHALEOFAWIFE
> #SINGLEHANDEDLYKEEPINGBIGYARDSIGNINBUSINESS
> #DEPENDEDLYOFFHISMEDS
> #TODDHESSWILLRAPEYOURGARDEN
> #TODDHESSCANFUCKDIRT
> #DOESNTDENYFUCKINGDOGS
> #CALLSHISOWNWIFEAFATWHALE
> #LIKESTOVIOLATECORPSES
> #LEGALLYFORBIDDENTORAPEAGAIN
> #TWICEDENIEDBEINGACHILDMOLESTER
> #ONCEDENIEDBEINGAREGISTEREDSEXOFFENDER
> #DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
> #IHATESPICS
> #CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCK
> ER
> #DOGFUCKERMCDOGFUCKERTONFROMDOGFUCKERVILLE
> #LOVESLITTLEBOYSWHOPLAYHARDTOGET
> #URPWNED

Baby boy has graduated to using all CAPS.

Go back to your mom's basement, LIBTARD..........

-Todd (with 2 D's stands for doubly delicious)

Todd Hess Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Four Hour Club Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The sale was "as-is" which by any sensible
> > > translation means "Get the fuck away". Unless
> > > you're conning your father into buying you an
> > > overpriced shit-shack in Georgetown. He's
> > already
> > > done more damage by pressure washing the
> brick
> > > patio. He also doesn't seem to understand the
> > > definition of public record.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Property Information
> > > Condition: As-Is condition
> > > 1237 34TH St NW
> > > WASHINGTON, DC 20007
> > > $720,000
> > > Sold May 31, 2016
> > > 2
> > > Beds
> > > 1
> > > Bath
> > > 888 Sq. Ft.
> > > $923 / Sq. Ft.
> > > Built: 1840
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Property Detail
> > >
> > > Address: 1237 34TH ST NW
> > > SSL: 1220 0851
> > > Record Details
> > > Neighborhood: GEORGETOWN Sub-Neighborhood: E
> > > Use Code: 11 -
> > > Residential-Row-Single-Family Class 3
> > > Exception: No
> > > Tax Type: TX - Taxable Tax Class: 001 -
> > > Residential
> > > Homestead Status: ** Not receiving the
> > Homestead
> > > Deduction
> > > Assessor: HAROLD BROWN
> > > Gross Building Area: Ward: 2
> > > Land Area: 1,205 Triennial Group: 2
> > > Owner and Sales Information
> > > Owner Name: OSCAR F ZEBALLOS
> > > Mailing Address: 1237 34TH ST NW; WASHINGTON
> > > DC20007-3206
> > > Sale Price: $720,000
> > > Recordation Date: 05/31/2016
> > > Instrument No.: 53632
> > > Sales Code: MARKET
> > > Sales Type: I - IMPROVED
> > > Tax Year 2017 Preliminary Assessment Roll
> > > Current Value (2016) Proposed New Value
> > (2017)
> > > Land: $456,360 $511,160
> > > Improvements: $255,080 $260,270
> > > Total Value: $711,440 $771,430
> > > Taxable Assessment: * $711,440 $771,430
> >
> >
> > the average price per square foot in Georgetown
> is
> > $838 and the average price for a comp in his
> area
> > is $660K...The best part is he overpaid for
> that
> > hallway
>
> Not true............
>
> Average sales price for a 2 bedroom in that zip
> code is $850,000
>
> Again, another keyboard warrior with ZERO facts to
> back up their nonsense. Don't let silly little
> things like facts get in the way of your
> statements.
>
> Georgetown + Peekza's knowledge = False Flag
>
> -Todd


are you unfamiliar with the word COMP as in comparable?
Attachments:

Wait a minute peekz, are you saying that fat garbage bag full of shit got something wrong, like when he couldn't describe the interior of Good Guys where he said he went after not showing up for the fight? The fight for which he issued the challenge?

No surprise, he got FOUR things wrong here:

"Baby boy has graduated to using all CAPS.
Go back to your mom's basement, LIBTARD..........
-Todd (with 2 D's stands for doubly delicious)"


#KNOWNASTHATCREEPYFATGUYWITHAFATWHALEOFAWIFE
#SINGLEHANDEDLYKEEPINGBIGYARDSIGNINBUSINESS
#DEPENDEDLYOFFHISMEDS
#TODDHESSWILLRAPEYOURGARDEN
#TODDHESSCANFUCKDIRT
#DOESNTDENYFUCKINGDOGS
#CALLSHISOWNWIFEAFATWHALE
#LIKESTOVIOLATECORPSES
#LEGALLYFORBIDDENTORAPEAGAIN
#TWICEDENIEDBEINGACHILDMOLESTER
#ONCEDENIEDBEINGAREGISTEREDSEXOFFENDER
#DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
#IHATESPICS
#CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCKER
#DOGFUCKERMCDOGFUCKERTONFROMDOGFUCKERVILLE
#LOVESLITTLEBOYSWHOPLAYHARDTOGET
#URPWNED

peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Todd Hess Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Four Hour Club Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > The sale was "as-is" which by any sensible
> > > > translation means "Get the fuck away".
> Unless
> > > > you're conning your father into buying you
> an
> > > > overpriced shit-shack in Georgetown. He's
> > > already
> > > > done more damage by pressure washing the
> > brick
> > > > patio. He also doesn't seem to understand
> the
> > > > definition of public record.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Property Information
> > > > Condition: As-Is condition
> > > > 1237 34TH St NW
> > > > WASHINGTON, DC 20007
> > > > $720,000
> > > > Sold May 31, 2016
> > > > 2
> > > > Beds
> > > > 1
> > > > Bath
> > > > 888 Sq. Ft.
> > > > $923 / Sq. Ft.
> > > > Built: 1840
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Property Detail
> > > >
> > > > Address: 1237 34TH ST NW
> > > > SSL: 1220 0851
> > > > Record Details
> > > >
> Neighborhood: GEORGETOWN Sub-Neighborhood: E
> > > > Use Code: 11 -
> > > > Residential-Row-Single-Family Class 3
> > > > Exception: No
> > > > Tax Type: TX - Taxable Tax Class: 001 -
> > > > Residential
> > > > Homestead Status: ** Not receiving the
> > > Homestead
> > > > Deduction
> > > > Assessor: HAROLD BROWN
> > > > Gross Building Area: Ward: 2
> > > > Land Area: 1,205 Triennial Group: 2
> > > > Owner and Sales Information
> > > > Owner Name: OSCAR F ZEBALLOS
> > > > Mailing Address: 1237 34TH ST NW;
> WASHINGTON
> > > > DC20007-3206
> > > > Sale Price: $720,000
> > > > Recordation Date: 05/31/2016
> > > > Instrument No.: 53632
> > > > Sales Code: MARKET
> > > > Sales Type: I - IMPROVED
> > > > Tax Year 2017 Preliminary Assessment Roll
> > > > Current Value (2016) Proposed New Value
> > > (2017)
> > > > Land: $456,360 $511,160
> > > > Improvements: $255,080 $260,270
> > > > Total Value: $711,440 $771,430
> > > > Taxable Assessment: * $711,440 $771,430
> > >
> > >
> > > the average price per square foot in
> Georgetown
> > is
> > > $838 and the average price for a comp in his
> > area
> > > is $660K...The best part is he overpaid for
> > that
> > > hallway
> >
> > Not true............
> >
> > Average sales price for a 2 bedroom in that zip
> > code is $850,000
> >
> > Again, another keyboard warrior with ZERO facts
> to
> > back up their nonsense. Don't let silly little
> > things like facts get in the way of your
> > statements.
> >
> > Georgetown + Peekza's knowledge = False Flag
> >
> > -Todd
>
>
> are you unfamiliar with the word COMP as in
> comparable?

That may or may not be a COMP, depends on what the appraiser used. Depends on a lot of things. Fact of the matter is 2 bedrooms in DC are fetching north of $800 fully reno'd so their are a lot of variables that tax records can't give. A tax assessment is not a true determination of value. Value is what someone is willing to pay for.

LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION...BOOM BAM

I believe that you and 5000 are 1 in the same person.

How's the basement?

Is there enough room in there for all of your personalities?

#Sybil

-Todd (maybe I should spell it Toodd as in too doubly delicious)

Tood, where are you registered as a sex offender? Because you don't seem to know anything about high end DC real estate.

"average listing price of SIMILAR homes"....Did you miss that part? And mind providing a screen cap or link to where YOU got YOUR info?

Why do we think Oscar isn't good with money? Maybe these purchases are reasonable, given the full range of his income streams.

Why is this house a bad purchase? It seems like a primo spot for a youngish urbanite, maybe even with one small child.

hate hate hate hate hate haha

Don't forget to add his dad's income stream too.

Income is income, playboy. Spends the same.

Sarbanes Oxley Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Why do we think Oscar isn't good with money? Maybe
> these purchases are reasonable, given the full
> range of his income streams.
>
> Why is this house a bad purchase? It seems like a
> primo spot for a youngish urbanite, maybe even
> with one small child.
>
> hate hate hate hate hate haha

We know El Spic isn't good with money because when his girlfriend cheats on him with a professional wrestler he smashes all her electronics which he bought on the front steps of his apartment building then the next day goes to the Apple store to buy all new. We know he isn't good with money because he pays for sex with a live-in who shows no signs of even trying to get a job anytime soon.

Have you ever been to Georgetown? It's a crap neighborhood for a "young urbanite". It's not Park Slope.



Plus, the murder, robbery and auto theft rates are way above the national average. On the plus side it's not Anacostia.

http://www.point2homes.com/US/Neighborhood/DC/Washington2C-DC/Georgetown-Demographics.html

The age skews lower because of drunken entitled hump Georgetown University students living in group homes funded and often owned by their drunken entitled hump parents. That baby'll be sleeping like a baby on Friday and Saturday night, Halloween, Super Bowl Sunday, St. Patrick's Day and any other goddam time someone gets their drunk on.

To be fair, back in the 90s there was a decent rub'n'tug on Prospect Street, 3200 block. And the escort Summer Breeze died falling down drunk in her Georgetown house, and a few years back there was that crazy German guy who said he was in the Iraqi Army who killed his 90 year old wife.

Other than that, a fine neighborhood.

I want to lick Todd Hess' nutsack.

Yes, that's exactly what I've been saying all along.

No one's buying your bit.

Funky Cold Medina. Wrote:
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> Income is income, playboy. Spends the same.


"Money's got no owners, only spenders" -- Omar from The Wire (RIP)

The TMOS show still making those hands clap!

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Yes, that's exactly what I've been saying all
> along.
>
> No one's buying your bit.


literally....hand to God

Oscar: Welcome to mi casa, rich Georgetown neighbor I'm trying to impress!

Rich Georgetown Neighbor (RGN): Wow. This place is pretty small.

Oscar: We like to think of it as "cozy."

RGN: This kitchen is really dated. And what's with your laundry room being in your kitchen??

Oscar: This is a "handy man's dream." We're going to fix that!

RGN: You're fucking kidding me! ONE bathroom? What did you pay for this dump?

Oscar: $700k?

RGN: Seriously, dude. You shouldn't be living in G-Town if you can't fork out $2mil!

Oscar: (On phone to father) Papi!!! I need more money!!!!

From June 2012, when we were all young.

peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I tried to listen to the radio version of TMOS,
> but eventually even a diehard DnM fan has to call
> a spade a spade(or in this case,call a spade an
> unlistenable pile of shit)Try to keep up with the
> failcast, but there's that spade again...I have
> taken to listening to the original iTunes
> offerings of the DnM show...I have come to the
> conclusion that Don was right...Mike IS too lazy
> to head a show and Robb IS ratings
> kryptonite...Don was smart to keep his mike turned
> off for most of the show. When Robb isn't being
> outright racist, he's derailing what little
> momentum Mike and Buzz generate...I think back to
> the final days when Don told Mike to concentrate
> on the "guy with the curly hair"(Buzz) and keep
> Robb and his Nazi jokes off-mike in the
> background...What did Mike do with the sage
> advice? Alienate Buzz and put Robb front and
> center...Guess we know why Don is still on the
> radio and Mike couldn't keep an established
> franchise afloat...Seriously, Mike got the keys to
> a Caddy and drove it into a ditch...Don, on the
> other hand, had to wait out a no-compete...Which
> one has the better affiliates now

Good schtick but it's a two bedroom.

Oscar's Dinner Party Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Oscar: Welcome to mi casa, rich Georgetown
> neighbor I'm trying to impress!
>
> Rich Georgetown Neighbor (RGN): Wow. This place is
> pretty small.
>
> Oscar: We like to think of it as "cozy."
>
> RGN: This kitchen is really dated. And what's with
> your laundry room being in your kitchen??
>
> Oscar: This is a "handy man's dream." We're going
> to fix that!
>
> RGN: You're fucking kidding me! ONE bathroom? What
> did you pay for this dump?
>
> Oscar: $700k?
>
> RGN: Seriously, dude. You shouldn't be living in
> G-Town if you can't fork out $2mil!
>
> Oscar: (On phone to father) Papi!!! I need more
> money!!!!

On WETA2, 265 on my Comcast, they often fill in the space around awkwardly timed British shows with the same old snippets from Antiques Road Show, some bullshit about the Glover Park Softball League that El Spic never discovered, because they're all rubes, and spite houses in Georgetown.

They found some superfag who traded his house for the 11 foot wide house next door and he gives a gay as fuck little speech as he opens his hobbit door about how he considers it "not a house but the essence of a house" and this gay as fuck faggot has installed an interior elevator that looks like the old pneumatic tube system and they show him riding it upstairs with his handbag dog.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/03/25/AR2006032500903.html

In other news, Fuckwaddle is a fatass.

And still no one is buying your bit, not-me.

Kudos Guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Good schtick but it's a two bedroom.
>
And..... your point is what think carefully before you motherfucking cocksucking answer?

When you're talking houses in Georgetown, if I haven't jacked off in the en suite and gone through the panty drawer, the property isn't even worth considering.

Oscar's Dinner Party Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Oscar: Welcome to mi casa, rich Georgetown
> neighbor I'm trying to impress!
>
> Rich Georgetown Neighbor (RGN): Wow. This place is
> pretty small.
>
> Oscar: We like to think of it as "cozy."
>
> RGN: This kitchen is really dated. And what's with
> your laundry room being in your kitchen??
>
> Oscar: This is a "handy man's dream." We're going
> to fix that!
>
> RGN: You're fucking kidding me! ONE bathroom? What
> did you pay for this dump?
>
> Oscar: $700k?
>
> RGN: Seriously, dude. You shouldn't be living in
> G-Town if you can't fork out $2mil!
>
> Oscar: (On phone to father) Papi!!! I need more
> money!!!!

And even Georgetown is not quite all that. The real money, the not worried about money money, is in Kalorama and Foxhall Road. Although Georgetown does have some nice backyard pools. Does El Spic have a backyard pool?

Todd Hess Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Pain Point Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > O drives a mercedes.
>
> Wrong, dad has Mercedes, Big O still has the Audi,
> and he sold the BMW, Shannon drives his mom's old
> Toyota Camry.
>
> #Facts
>
> -Todd

He drives a Mercedes, but I won't argue with a retard over the type of car Oscar drives.

Kudos Guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Good schtick but it's a two bedroom.
>
> Oscar's Dinner Party Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oscar: Welcome to mi casa, rich Georgetown
> > neighbor I'm trying to impress!
> >
> > Rich Georgetown Neighbor (RGN): Wow. This place
> is
> > pretty small.
> >
> > Oscar: We like to think of it as "cozy."
> >
> > RGN: This kitchen is really dated. And what's
> with
> > your laundry room being in your kitchen??
> >
> > Oscar: This is a "handy man's dream." We're
> going
> > to fix that!
> >
> > RGN: You're fucking kidding me! ONE bathroom?
> What
> > did you pay for this dump?
> >
> > Oscar: $700k?
> >
> > RGN: Seriously, dude. You shouldn't be living
> in
> > G-Town if you can't fork out $2mil!
> >
> > Oscar: (On phone to father) Papi!!! I need more
> > money!!!!

he said one bathroom

FFXU history. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> From June 2012, when we were all young.
>
> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I tried to listen to the radio version of TMOS,
> > but eventually even a diehard DnM fan has to
> call
> > a spade a spade(or in this case,call a spade an
> > unlistenable pile of shit)Try to keep up with
> the
> > failcast, but there's that spade again...I have
> > taken to listening to the original iTunes
> > offerings of the DnM show...I have come to the
> > conclusion that Don was right...Mike IS too
> lazy
> > to head a show and Robb IS ratings
> > kryptonite...Don was smart to keep his mike
> turned
> > off for most of the show. When Robb isn't being
> > outright racist, he's derailing what little
> > momentum Mike and Buzz generate...I think back
> to
> > the final days when Don told Mike to
> concentrate
> > on the "guy with the curly hair"(Buzz) and keep
> > Robb and his Nazi jokes off-mike in the
> > background...What did Mike do with the sage
> > advice? Alienate Buzz and put Robb front and
> > center...Guess we know why Don is still on the
> > radio and Mike couldn't keep an established
> > franchise afloat...Seriously, Mike got the keys
> to
> > a Caddy and drove it into a ditch...Don, on the
> > other hand, had to wait out a
> no-compete...Which
> > one has the better affiliates now


aaaaah Good Times Good Times