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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: June 06, 2016 03:14PM

peekza Wrote:
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> what a bargain at only $35...is that matinee
> pricing?


A steal at twice the price! Let's sell it out everybodddyyy!

Remember, remember the 5th of November!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: LFF is a faggot ()
Date: June 06, 2016 03:38PM

Can't wait for months of that stupid, fat, fucking, faggot complaining about slow tickets sales

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: June 06, 2016 03:49PM

LFF is a faggot Wrote:
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> Can't wait for months of that stupid, fat,
> fucking, faggot complaining about slow tickets
> sales

And when he does it will be his own fault. Should have scheduled the show earlier in the year, when people were getting their tax refunds. Now klubbers will have to skimp on school supplies to save for the show.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd Hess ()
Date: June 06, 2016 03:52PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Todd Hess Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > He ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...a
> > sexual
> > > predator
> >
> >
> > DID you not see my previous post, 2 things:
> >
> > 1. The 2nd post IS NOT me.
> > 2. I have NEVER lived in PA.
> >
> > Stop accusing people of something that they are
> > NOT. I will be reporting this to the monitor
> and
> > to the local authorities.
> >
> > You can not accuse people in a public forum of
> > such lewd acts and not expect any repercussions.
>
> >
> > -Todd
>
> I don't know, Todd, it looks pretty bad. You can
> offend and be convicted in a state where you don't
> live, as you no doubt know. You're going to
> "report this to the monitor"??? What are you, in
> the Audio Visual Club?
>
> Don't you think it's especially strange given your
> apparent solicitation of photos of a minor over
> the internet?
>
> Local authorities? I'd like to be in on that
> meeting: "There's a guy on the internet saying bad
> things, his name is peekza, and there's another
> guy called 5000 Buckets of Dildos."
>
> Interesting that you don't deny being a dogfucker.
> Are you a dogfucker, Fokker?
>
> You're just repeating your "challenging someone to
> a fight over the internet and then not showing up
> as documented on live traffic cam video" shtick.
> You got nothin'.
>
> #DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
> #IHATESPICS
> #CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCK
> ER
> #DOGFUCKERMCDOGFUCKERTONFROMDOGFUCKERVILLE
> #LOVESLITTLEBOYSWHOPLAYHARDTOGET
> #URPWNED

I got 2 words for you:

FUCK YOU

-Todd

*edit: Bonus word: ASSHOLE

P.S. Stop stealing my # bit, #LOSER



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/06/2016 03:53PM by Todd Hess.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: June 06, 2016 04:18PM

"...talk, laugh, and entertain for SIX episodes a week"...
That's rich...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 06, 2016 04:23PM

766...Semper Fat
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Supply and Demand
Posted by: Oh' The Humanity ()
Date: June 06, 2016 05:07PM

Oscar, can you curate the pricing data for a case study on the demand for TMOS tickets at the DC Improv given the supply of other quality offerings available?

Bobby Slaton - $20
Frank Caliendo - $35
John "Ho Cakes" Witherspoon - $27
Dave Attell - $35
Roy Wood Jr. - $22
Mike OMeara - $35 ???????

Propostion #1: How many tickets can you sell when your demand curve doubles as the X Axis?

Proposition #2: TMOS ticket Demand is price inelastic over a range of prices because the same idiots are willing to pay to watch a podcast dumpster fire without the satisfaction of seeing an actual fire.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: June 06, 2016 05:20PM

So Mike the master mimic equals Frank Caliendo? Math adds up.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/06/2016 05:21PM by RK.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 06, 2016 05:36PM

Never heard Frank Caliendo do a Jack Cassidy impression...ADVANTAGE:O'Meara

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: June 06, 2016 06:19PM

Hell you can get a lap dance for 20 bucks and more better memories!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Stiffffy ()
Date: June 06, 2016 06:22PM

Bobby Slaton - $20
Frank Caliendo - $35
John "Ho Cakes" Witherspoon - $27
Dave Attell - $35
Roy Wood Jr. - $22
Mike OMeara - $35 ???????


For $35: Dave Attell or O'Meara & the Fucktards.
Hmmm, what to do, what to do...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: June 06, 2016 06:37PM

Still laughing at the 3pm showtime.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Economics ()
Date: June 06, 2016 06:41PM

This is actually good for the guys, guys. They can charge a little more because they have an active and dedicated audience in the area. Why would they charge less, when they are a near lock to sell out? They wouldn't sell one more ticket if the price was $15, I'd wager.

Plenty of episodes will get skipped by me as O'Meara starts his weird whining bit again, though.

Stiffffy Wrote:
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> Bobby Slaton - $20
> Frank Caliendo - $35
> John "Ho Cakes" Witherspoon - $27
> Dave Attell - $35
> Roy Wood Jr. - $22
> Mike OMeara - $35 ???????
>
>
> For $35: Dave Attell or O'Meara & the Fucktards.
> Hmmm, what to do, what to do...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: June 06, 2016 07:32PM

Economics Wrote:
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> This is actually good for the guys, guys. They can
> charge a little more because they have an active
> and dedicated audience in the area. Why would they
> charge less, when they are a near lock to sell
> out? They wouldn't sell one more ticket if the
> price was $15, I'd wager.
>
> Plenty of episodes will get skipped by me as
> O'Meara starts his weird whining bit again,
> though.
>
> Stiffffy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bobby Slaton - $20
> > Frank Caliendo - $35
> > John "Ho Cakes" Witherspoon - $27
> > Dave Attell - $35
> > Roy Wood Jr. - $22
> > Mike OMeara - $35 ???????
> >
> >
> > For $35: Dave Attell or O'Meara & the
> Fucktards.
> > Hmmm, what to do, what to do...

I think I speak for most people here who don't give a fuck what you do when I say I don't give a fuck what you do.

The July - November promotion is simply saying "this is the last drop of jizz in this penis". Because it's in such a small venue it's tempting to buy a ticket and pull a Louis The Retard On Letterman. But why waste the effort. Smaller venue, prediction: still won't sell out because

MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: June 06, 2016 07:35PM

Hey at 35 bux it's only $11.66 per funny man.
3 Dave Attell's would cost $105!!!!
So you do the math!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 06, 2016 08:13PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Still laughing at the 3pm showtime.


that's when they do "all" their podcasts

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: June 06, 2016 08:52PM

285 seats. So sad.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lord Huntley ()
Date: June 06, 2016 09:07PM

^ ...and they won't sell enough tickets to fill the joint. #boombam

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: June 06, 2016 09:08PM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> Economics Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is actually good for the guys, guys. They
> can
> > charge a little more because they have an
> active
> > and dedicated audience in the area. Why would
> they
> > charge less, when they are a near lock to sell
> > out? They wouldn't sell one more ticket if the
> > price was $15, I'd wager.
> >
> > Plenty of episodes will get skipped by me as
> > O'Meara starts his weird whining bit again,
> > though.
> >
> > Stiffffy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Bobby Slaton - $20
> > > Frank Caliendo - $35
> > > John "Ho Cakes" Witherspoon - $27
> > > Dave Attell - $35
> > > Roy Wood Jr. - $22
> > > Mike OMeara - $35 ???????
> > >
> > >
> > > For $35: Dave Attell or O'Meara & the
> > Fucktards.
> > > Hmmm, what to do, what to do...
>
> I think I speak for most people here who don't
> give a fuck what you do when I say I don't give a
> fuck what you do.
>
> The July - November promotion is simply saying
> "this is the last drop of jizz in this penis".
> Because it's in such a small venue it's tempting
> to buy a ticket and pull a Louis The Retard On
> Letterman. But why waste the effort. Smaller
> venue, prediction: still won't sell out because
>
> MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS
> INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A
> PODCAST.


Nobody asked for your opinion, you worthless piece of shit.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Doctor Oz ()
Date: June 06, 2016 09:09PM

With all the pressure of a live appearance. I hope Mike doesn't get addicted to pain killers like his show business peer, Prince. Hopefully Robb and Oscar can keep him grounded by saying 'no' to him once in a while.

Damn genetics, pressure, and 2016! It's a perfect storm. At least Michael still has his Bernie Sanders funeral suit in case things go south.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: June 06, 2016 10:28PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> > > > Hmmm, what to do, what to do...
> >
> > I think I speak for most people here who don't
> > give a fuck what you do when I say I don't give
> a
> > fuck what you do.
> >
> > The July - November promotion is simply saying
> > "this is the last drop of jizz in this penis".
> > Because it's in such a small venue it's
> tempting
> > to buy a ticket and pull a Louis The Retard On
> > Letterman. But why waste the effort. Smaller
> > venue, prediction: still won't sell out because
> >
> > MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO
> IS
> > INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS
> A
> > PODCAST.
>
>
> Nobody asked for your opinion, you worthless piece
> of shit.



MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.
MIKE O'MEARA IS A BRAIN-DAMAGED ALCOHOLIC WHO IS INCAPABLE OF RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND MUCH LESS A PODCAST.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is perfect ()
Date: June 06, 2016 11:03PM

Say again?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd Hess's Chalky Jizz ()
Date: June 06, 2016 11:04PM

Is Todd Hess's jizz as chalky as I've heard? Asking for a friend.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: June 06, 2016 11:20PM

JISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISMJISM

Todd Hess Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...a
> sexual
> > predator
>
>
> DID you not see my previous post, 2 things:
>
> 1. The 2nd post IS NOT me.
> 2. I have NEVER lived in PA.
>
> Stop accusing people of something that they are
> NOT. I will be reporting this to the monitor and
> to the local authorities.
>
> You can not accuse people in a public forum of
> such lewd acts and not expect any repercussions.
>
> -Todd

I don't know, Todd, it looks pretty bad. You can offend and be convicted in a state where you don't live, as you no doubt know. You're going to "report this to the monitor"??? What are you, in the Audio Visual Club?

Don't you think it's especially strange given your apparent solicitation of photos of a minor over the internet?

Local authorities? I'd like to be in on that meeting: "There's a guy on the internet saying bad things, his name is peekza, and there's another guy called 5000 Buckets of Dildos."

Interesting that you don't deny being a dogfucker. Are you a dogfucker, Fokker?

You're just repeating your "challenging someone to a fight over the internet and then not showing up as documented on live traffic cam video" shtick. You got nothin'.

#DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
#IHATESPICS
#CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCKER
#DOGFUCKERMCDOGFUCKERTONFROMDOGFUCKERVILLE
#LOVESLITTLEBOYSWHOPLAYHARDTOGET
#URPWNED

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 06, 2016 11:49PM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Advertising a Show in November ()
Date: June 06, 2016 11:56PM

It's worth noting that Todd hasn't denied being a child molester either. Hmm. Probably means nothing.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: June 06, 2016 11:57PM

The usual "EARLY" show is at 6:30. So what is 3pm? The Early, Early show? Tony Perkins wasn't there at 3pm, was he?

SEATING POLICIES
The first show of any night is the "early" show. All other shows are "late" shows. Early shows are seated by time of arrival. The earlier you get to the club, the better your seat will be. Late shows have assigned seating by time of ticket purchase. The earlier you buy tickets, the better your seats will be.

DOOR TIMES: Doors usually open at 6:30 for an early show. (When the early show is at 7, we open at 6.) Seating for late shows usually begins 30 minutes before showtime. If you purchased tickets to a late show and would like to be seated together with another party, call the Improv at 202-296-7008 and inform us ahead of time.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: June 07, 2016 12:02AM

I bet TMOS had to talk DC improv into an EARLY-EARLY show, and will probably have to pay for the employees who drew the short straws and have to go in early.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 07, 2016 02:12AM

I'm sure they are used to accommodating Heritage DJs

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: June 07, 2016 06:06AM

Ooooh, I wonder who their special guests might be? Chuck Bell? Jimmy?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Impressive Mike ()
Date: June 07, 2016 07:15AM

Mike's best impression is of Frank Caliendo doing a bad imitation of Regis Philbin.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Klub Grifter ()
Date: June 07, 2016 07:19AM

MBA Oscar knows their demographic. Klubbers don't work, so 2 pm arrival works well. The older klubbers won't have to drive home in the dark when it's over. TMOS will take the klubbers' hardly earned cash before the marks realize that they should be setting aside money for Christmas gifts.

Mike should get plenty of B-roll footage of the rubes, thus ensuring they will buy DVDs of the event.

"Hey everybody, look at me in them there TMOS live studio audience! I'm so happy, I could eat a chocolate pie a mile wide!"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: June 07, 2016 08:41AM

I'm surprisedsurprised that they aren't having a picnic in a county park.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: dogfuckery ()
Date: June 07, 2016 10:36AM

Do you think Hesser is banned from his local animal shelters?

Hesser: "Hay guyz, I'm just expressing their anal glands. I'm totally not getting any sexual satisfaction out of this. Oh, fuck why did I say that? I'm getting anything out of this. Oh, god I'm going cum. Who's a good doggy. Good doggy makes my finger stinky. Such a stinky and tasty finger. Oh god."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: June 07, 2016 11:00AM

$35? To hear LFF talk about his latest genetic breakdown and LPS do an audio vault? IN PERSON?! You're damn right I'm in!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oh' The Humanity ()
Date: June 07, 2016 11:21AM

Burn!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Life grifter ()
Date: June 07, 2016 01:10PM

It's a Saturday, dummy.

Klub Grifter Wrote:
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> MBA Oscar knows their demographic. Klubbers don't
> work, so 2 pm arrival works well.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: June 07, 2016 01:19PM

RIP KIMBO!

2016 s really pissing us off now. Stay safe out there everyboddyy! Let's hope some of us make it until November 5th at this point!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: June 07, 2016 01:27PM

1 tmos fan Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > what a bargain at only $35...is that matinee
> > pricing?
>
>
> A steal at twice the price! Let's sell it out
> everybodddyyy!
>
> Remember, remember the 5th of November!

It will be the Edmund Fitzgerald of live appearances. Fuckwaddle has been laying the groundwork for "I need to be drunk to appear in front of an audience."

The legend lives on from the Chippewa down to the big lake they call Gitchigoomie.

OVERHEAD PROJECTOR, BITCH!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: O'Dildos O'Dumbass ()
Date: June 07, 2016 01:47PM

Hey McO'Dildos aka Fuckstick #2,

The cause of the Edmund Fitzgerald sinking is unknown. Everybody knows why TMOS live shows fail: no talent, little prep, stupid fans, an alcoholic "star", etc.

Use a better analogy next time, champ.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: June 07, 2016 02:24PM

O'Dildos O'Dumbass Wrote:
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> Hey McO'Dildos aka Fuckstick #2,
>
> The cause of the Edmund Fitzgerald sinking is
> unknown. Everybody knows why TMOS live shows
> fail: no talent, little prep, stupid fans, an
> alcoholic "star", etc.
>
> Use a better analogy next time, champ.

You are a stupid fuck. It was a fine analogy and a callback to the show when they had someone who'd been on the Edmund Fitzgerald on. Kill yourself, shitfuck.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd Hess ()
Date: June 07, 2016 02:26PM

Advertising a Show in November Wrote:
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> It's worth noting that Todd hasn't denied being a
> child molester either. Hmm. Probably means
> nothing.


Are you retarded? I did in previous posts ASSCLOWN.

Have a blessed day!

-Todd

Not a sermon, just a thought!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd Hess ()
Date: June 07, 2016 02:28PM

dogfuckery Wrote:
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> Do you think Hesser is banned from his local
> animal shelters?
>
> Hesser: "Hay guyz, I'm just expressing their anal
> glands. I'm totally not getting any sexual
> satisfaction out of this. Oh, fuck why did I say
> that? I'm getting anything out of this. Oh, god
> I'm going cum. Who's a good doggy. Good doggy
> makes my finger stinky. Such a stinky and tasty
> finger. Oh god."


No, but I had to get a protective order against your mom.

Loose lips, sinks ships.....

Not a sermon, just a thought.

-Todd

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: dogfuckery ()
Date: June 07, 2016 02:30PM

Hess gave my mom AIDs

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: June 07, 2016 02:55PM

I can make yo hands clap

(clap clap clap)

This post brought to you by stamps.com the best way to by postage! use the code TMOS for a discount but give 'em a wink and tell 'em big Mike sent you at checkout for a super secret deal. ;-)



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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 07, 2016 02:57PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> 1 tmos fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > what a bargain at only $35...is that matinee
> > > pricing?
> >
> >
> > A steal at twice the price! Let's sell it out
> > everybodddyyy!
> >
> > Remember, remember the 5th of November!
>
> It will be the Edmund Fitzgerald of live
> appearances. Fuckwaddle has been laying the
> groundwork for "I need to be drunk to appear in
> front of an audience."
>
> The legend lives on from the Chippewa down to the
> big lake they call Gitchigoomie.
>
> OVERHEAD PROJECTOR, BITCH!


there won't be a presentation this time...Mike has found the formula....just tape an episode of him talking about his hip exercises, let him read the news and then play audio of youtube videos and there you have it...no prep at all

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lon Solomon ()
Date: June 07, 2016 03:00PM

Todd Hess Wrote:
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> dogfuckery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do you think Hesser is banned from his local
> > animal shelters?
> >
> > Hesser: "Hay guyz, I'm just expressing their
> anal
> > glands. I'm totally not getting any sexual
> > satisfaction out of this. Oh, fuck why did I
> say
> > that? I'm getting anything out of this. Oh,
> god
> > I'm going cum. Who's a good doggy. Good doggy
> > makes my finger stinky. Such a stinky and
> tasty
> > finger. Oh god."
>
>
> No, but I had to get a protective order against
> your mom.
>
> Loose lips, sinks ships.....
>
> Not a sermon, just a thought.
>
> -Todd

Hey wait a second here, Todd. How can you be familiar with my catchphrase when I'm heard only on the radio in the DC area and you live in Rochester? HMMMM? (A quick glance over your Facebook page shows that your an atheistic cretin and Satan's spawn, so we know you wouldn't visit my website.)

Ok, really, no one ever thought you were Todd but props for keeping up the bit. You kind of screwed up that last post though, son. Focus! Focus!

But who could you be? I'm guessing your either Spewak, Spewak's father, or that brown kid who gets touched inappropriately by Spewak.

Whoever you are, if you purloin my catchphrase again, with God as my witness, I will break your fucking legs.

Not a threat, just a promise.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Dildos O'Chris Hansen ()
Date: June 07, 2016 03:09PM

Todd Hess Wrote:
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> Advertising a Show in November Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's worth noting that Todd hasn't denied being
> a
> > child molester either. Hmm. Probably means
> > nothing.
>
>
> Are you retarded? I did in previous posts
> ASSCLOWN.
>
> Have a blessed day!
>
> -Todd
>
> Not a sermon, just a thought!

No, you didn't. You denied living in several places, you have never denied being a child molester. It would be a simple thing to type "I have never molested a child" unless that's what's at the core of your being. Why don't you have a seat right there?

Noted with interest: you also don't deny dogfucking. Have you ever fucked a child, your dog, and your fat whale of a wife all in one day?

#WINNINGLIKECHARLIESHEEN
#DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
#IHATESPICS
#CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCKER
#DOGFUCKERMCDOGFUCKERTONFROMDOGFUCKERVILLE
#LOVESLITTLEBOYSWHOPLAYHARDTOGET
#URPWNED

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 07, 2016 03:11PM

does Robb go out of his way to find the absolute worst music to play in their Live show promos? "CVome on ride the train", "Pineapple Princess"(because Florida has all those pineapple trees?) and now the clap your hands shit...And the echo parts in Dude's read? Did Mac produce it?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: June 07, 2016 03:40PM

Pony's "mmm hmm" are so much more enjoyable than Jibrilraper's "Yeah! Sure! The Best!" and are actually good radio.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ccradio ()
Date: June 07, 2016 04:17PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I bet TMOS had to talk DC improv into an
> EARLY-EARLY show, and will probably have to pay
> for the employees who drew the short straws and
> have to go in early.


This might explain part of the ticket price.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: June 07, 2016 04:28PM

Snippet of conversation with New Orleans venue:

Robb: "Hi, this is Robb with two b's calling again about possibly holding our Mike O'Meara live show there. I spoke to someone yesterday, but they said to call back today."

Venue:"Yeah, I've never heard of Robb with two b's, whatever the fuck that is, and I've never heard of the Mike O'Meara show. Go ahead and stop calling us every day because you will NEVER have your live show here."

CLICK.

Robb: "OK, Oscar, what is plan D?"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 07, 2016 04:28PM

It would be the feasible explanation CC

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Would it be wrong to anally rape the DC Improv?
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: June 07, 2016 06:08PM

How can I purchase tickets?
Tickets can be purchased over the phone (202-296-7008) or through this website. There is a $3.50 service charge per ticket when they are purchased over the phone or online. Tickets are also available at our box office -- no service fees apply when tickets are purchased in person.

Do I get physical tickets?
Nope! The DC Improv's ticketing works like a restaurant reservation. When you buy tickets, we put your name (and the size of your party) in our ticketing system. When you come to the show, check in at the box office and tell us your name.

This is ToddHessdogfuckinglyinsane, as is announcing a November show in June. They charge you for the method that costs them almost nothing and don't charge you for the method that actually costs them. Perfect venue for The Walking Abortion. You don't charge a "studio audience" for something that's going to be "broadcast" later.

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DC Improv Rapes and Burns to Death Jewish Children
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: June 07, 2016 06:32PM

So, seven dollars for French fries, seven dollars for vanilla ice cream, TEN dollars for vanilla ice cream and root beer.

Fuck that shit.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: June 08, 2016 06:35AM

So I took in some of Tuesday's show anyone catch Mike mention this?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Doctor Phillip ()
Date: June 08, 2016 09:12AM

Last Friday, recently orphaned Mike finally experienced the sixth stage of grief: schtick. He and Robb called Mermelstein to make fun of his getting hit by a bicycle. As the phone call concluded, Mike gave Mermelstein shit for not inquiring about his departed mother. Robb burst out laughing.

Stay classy, boys!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd Hess ()
Date: June 08, 2016 09:19AM

Things you need to know about Todd Hess:

1. I am not a child molester

2. I have relations with peekza's mom

3. I have always lived in NOVA

4. I did show up for the fight

5. I have a large penis

6. I am not into bestiality

7. I am not a player, I just crush a lot

8. I love TMOS

9. Oscar is my favorite

10. Don Geronimo sucks


Not a sermon, just a though :-)

-Todd

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () ()
Date: June 08, 2016 09:46AM

Congratulations to the gang for finally doing the one thing that most successful podcasters do 4 to 5 times a year.

Live recording of the podcast is the main income generator outside of advertisements for 99% of the shows out there.

And they would say that they can't because of Mike being in Florida, but I can GUARANTEE, they would still sell out a Saturday afternoon at the Improv, with Mike on a big screen above the stage.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: June 08, 2016 10:47AM

Todd Hess Wrote:
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> Things you need to know about Todd Hess:
>
> 1. I am not a child molester
>
> 2. I have relations with peekza's mom
>
> 3. I have always lived in NOVA
>
> 4. I did show up for the fight
>
> 5. I have a large penis
>
> 6. I am not into bestiality
>
> 7. I am not a player, I just crush a lot
>
> 8. I love TMOS
>
> 9. Oscar is my favorite
>
> 10. Don Geronimo sucks
>
>
> Not a sermon, just a though :-)
>
> -Todd


Im really sorry for talking all that shit about you Todd. Can we please call a truce and be friends?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: June 08, 2016 12:44PM

These calls are fucking ponderous.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob1 ()
Date: June 08, 2016 01:36PM

Can you imagine the bitching after his hip replacement?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oh Come On ()
Date: June 08, 2016 02:05PM

>>Congratulations to the gang for finally doing the one thing that most successful podcasters do 4 to 5 times a year.

Live recording of the podcast is the main income generator outside of advertisements for 99% of the shows out there.

And they would say that they can't because of Mike being in Florida, but I can GUARANTEE, they would still sell out a Saturday afternoon at the Improv, with Mike on a big screen above the stage.<<

285 seats? Wow, what an accomplishment.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd Hess ()
Date: June 08, 2016 02:28PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Todd Hess Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Things you need to know about Todd Hess:
> >
> > 1. I am not a child molester
> >
> > 2. I have relations with peekza's mom
> >
> > 3. I have always lived in NOVA
> >
> > 4. I did show up for the fight
> >
> > 5. I have a large penis
> >
> > 6. I am not into bestiality
> >
> > 7. I am not a player, I just crush a lot
> >
> > 8. I love TMOS
> >
> > 9. Oscar is my favorite
> >
> > 10. Don Geronimo sucks
> >
> >
> > Not a sermon, just a though :-)
> >
> > -Todd
>
>
> Im really sorry for talking all that shit about
> you Todd. Can we please call a truce and be
> friends?


You know what, I am game....

#TRUCE

-Todd

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () ()
Date: June 08, 2016 02:51PM

Oh Come On Wrote:
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> >>Congratulations to the gang for finally doing
> the one thing that most successful podcasters do 4
> to 5 times a year.
>
> Live recording of the podcast is the main income
> generator outside of advertisements for 99% of the
> shows out there.
>
> And they would say that they can't because of Mike
> being in Florida, but I can GUARANTEE, they would
> still sell out a Saturday afternoon at the Improv,
> with Mike on a big screen above the stage.<<
>
> 285 seats? Wow, what an accomplishment.

Never said it was, but Podcasts sell out the Largo at the Coronet theater regularly and that is only about 300 seats. So TMOS has a comparable venue for income generation that they will never utilize.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: June 08, 2016 03:09PM

Wow, someone is really trying to dilute my brand but black don't crack.

Todd Hess Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Todd Hess Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Things you need to know about Todd Hess:
> > >
> > > 1. I am not a child molester

What is "What would a child molester say, Alex?"

> > > 2. I have relations with peekza's mom

Translation: likes incest porn.

> > > 3. I have always lived in NOVA

Sure about that?


> > > 4. I did show up for the fight

Simply not true, video doesn't lie.

> > > 5. I have a large penis

Which you haven't seen in decades.

> > > 6. I am not into bestiality

Something a dogfucker would say.

> > > 7. I am not a player, I just crush a lot

Yes, we all worry about your dog or your fat whale of a wife getting crushed to death.

> > > 8. I love TMOS
> > >
> > > 9. Oscar is my favorite
> > >
> > > 10. Don Geronimo sucks
> > >
> > >
> > > Not a sermon, just a though :-)
> > >
> > > -Todd
> >
> >
> > Im really sorry for talking all that shit about
> > you Todd. Can we please call a truce and be
> > friends?
>
>
> You know what, I am game....
>
> #TRUCE
>
> -Todd

#WINNINGLIKECHARLIESHEEN
#DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
#IHATESPICS
#CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCKER
#DOGFUCKERMCDOGFUCKERTONFROMDOGFUCKERVILLE
#LOVESLITTLEBOYSWHOPLAYHARDTOGET
#URPWNED

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ccradio ()
Date: June 08, 2016 03:36PM

Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
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>
> And they would say that they can't because of Mike
> being in Florida, but I can GUARANTEE, they would
> still sell out a Saturday afternoon at the Improv,
> with Mike on a big screen above the stage.


That's no screen...that's MIKE.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: June 08, 2016 03:49PM

Minute 36. From Fatt Rob's Encyclopedia Of Things That Are Fucking Totally Not True: He doesn't know that you can legally be served on the day before your 21st birthday, and fuck kill skin and gut his stupid friend Brad who thinks drinking age is a federal law.

Minute 40. Fatt Rob treated us to "el cerveza" and "uno cerveza". What a fuckfaggot.

Minute 48. "At 25 your auto insurance goes down." NO YOU FATT FUCKING LOAD. Twenty-six.

The call to the daughter was surprisingly entertaining.

.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: June 08, 2016 03:56PM

New Political Persuasions real soon everybodddyyy!

I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: June 08, 2016 03:57PM

Minute 54. From Fatt Rob's Encyclopedia Of Things That Are Fucking Totally Not True: Fatt Rob thinks an arboretum is a greenhouse. El Spic was correct in this instance.

By the way, hey Fatt Tod, what's the word from the monitor and the local authorities dogfucker?

#WINNINGLIKECHARLIESHEEN
#DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
#IHATESPICS
#CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCKER
#DOGFUCKERMCDOGFUCKERTONFROMDOGFUCKERVILLE
#LOVESLITTLEBOYSWHOPLAYHARDTOGET
#URPWNED

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TH gave my dog AIDS ()
Date: June 08, 2016 06:04PM

Todd Hess Wrote:
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> Things you need to know about Todd Hess that may or may not be true:
>
> 1. I am a child molester
>
> 2. I have relations with peekza
>
> 3. I have always lived near NOVA in my mom's basement
>
> 4. I did show up for the sword fight
>
> 5. I have a large pen
>
> 6. I am way into bestiality
>
> 7. I am not a player, I get crushed a lot
>
> 8. I love TMOS in a very gay way
>
> 9. Oscar is my favorite to jerk off to
>
> 10. Don Geronimo licks my tears
>
>
> Not a sermon, just a though :-) (what is a though?)
>
> -Todd

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: June 08, 2016 06:25PM

Robb, you are a know-nothing load.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike R. ()
Date: June 08, 2016 08:20PM

I noticed that the Mike O'Meara Show is no longer a Podcast. In the opening segment each day since getting on the Ocean City station, Mike refers to the show as a "daily Radio and Internet Broadcast".

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: June 08, 2016 08:26PM

Mike R. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I noticed that the Mike O'Meara Show is no longer
> a Podcast. In the opening segment each day since
> getting on the Ocean City station, Mike refers to
> the show as a "daily Radio and Internet
> Broadcast".


Good ear, it's almost like they're on 2 radio stations everyday on the show-wo-wo!

I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: bubbyman ()
Date: June 08, 2016 08:41PM

Oh wow, thanks for the radio reminder. Tuned in just in time for News No One Needs, it sounds even worse knowing it's being broadcast on radio. It would work better if Rob's cut in songs actually matched what the station played during commercial breaks. Obviously another station TMOS is paying for the time, didn't they learn their lesson last time? Spanish language and Religion are more lucrative than TMOS. How much does two night hours in Ocean City cost?



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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: June 08, 2016 09:14PM

bubbyman Wrote:
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> Oh wow, thanks for the radio reminder. Tuned in
> just in time for News No One Needs, it sounds even
> worse knowing it's being broadcast on radio. It
> would work better if Rob's cut in songs actually
> matched what the station played during commercial
> breaks. Obviously another station TMOS is paying
> for the time, didn't they learn their lesson last
> time? Spanish language and Religion are more
> lucrative than TMOS. How much does two night hours
> in Ocean City cost?


Costs the station a pretty penny. Good job supporting the show-wo-wo!

REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 5TH OF NOVEMBER!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Post-op Mike ()
Date: June 08, 2016 10:28PM

Once they sliced him open, the doctors at the ER discovered other complications.

Maybe Carla can Velcro his CPAP device to his new ride.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: June 08, 2016 11:02PM

1 tmos fan Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > what a bargain at only $35...is that matinee
> > pricing?

Strip club prices for cheap beer, rail drinks and a ten dollar root beer float. Yelp reviews are less than uniformly positive about the food. Seven dollars for French Fries? FUCK THAT SHIT.


> A steal at twice the price! Let's sell it out
> everybodddyyy!
>
> Remember, remember the 5th of November!

Gitchigoomee says what?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 08, 2016 11:55PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> So I took in some of Tuesday's show anyone catch
> Mike mention this?


a little lift for the toiy toiy?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike sez ()
Date: June 08, 2016 11:58PM

Mike R. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I noticed that the Mike O'Meara Show is no longer
> a Podcast. In the opening segment each day since
> getting on the Ocean City station, Mike refers to
> the show as a "daily Radio and Internet
> Broadcast".

We all recall Mike's throwdown to podcasters, "I AM NOT ONE OF YOU!!!" He still holds to that sentiment.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fagtard ()
Date: June 09, 2016 12:10AM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> 1 tmos fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > what a bargain at only $35...is that matinee
> > > pricing?
>
> Strip club prices for cheap beer, rail drinks and
> a ten dollar root beer float. Yelp reviews are
> less than uniformly positive about the food.
> Seven dollars for French Fries? FUCK THAT SHIT.
>
>
> > A steal at twice the price! Let's sell it out
> > everybodddyyy!
> >
> > Remember, remember the 5th of November!
>
> Gitchigoomee says what?


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Chris DeGarmo ()
Date: June 09, 2016 03:35AM

Stiffffy Wrote:
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> Bobby Slaton - $20
> Frank Caliendo - $35
> John "Ho Cakes" Witherspoon - $27
> Dave Attell - $35
> Roy Wood Jr. - $22
> Mike OMeara - $35 ???????
>
>
> For $35: Dave Attell or O'Meara & the Fucktards.
> Hmmm, what to do, what to do...


The rock group Crap will be opening up for MOM, so that's why the tickets are so expensive. I think Crap will do a two hour set. Crap's drummer Mike usually does a bad ass 25 minute drum solo.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: June 09, 2016 06:49AM

All of Mike's complaints about health insurance would have been much worse had he been providing it for his daughters.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekapeekzapaloozaaa ()
Date: June 09, 2016 08:45AM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> All of Mike's complaints about health insurance
> would have been much worse had he been providing
> it for his daughters.

ZANG

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 09, 2016 11:06AM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> All of Mike's complaints about health insurance
> would have been much worse had he been providing
> it for his daughters.


I like how early this week, Mike let it slip that MOST of his problems were caused by obesity, although he also threw in damn genetics as well...I believe it was the same day Robb tried to do 20 chair pushups and couldn't

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob1 ()
Date: June 09, 2016 02:10PM

I like how they are making fun of the fan page. Five years ago, it would be sold out already in the DC area......

TMOS - P1s = 4

BOAD would have been sold out already.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Sell outs ()
Date: June 09, 2016 03:36PM

This forum always loses when we try to pretend that TMOS doesn't have fans.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: June 09, 2016 03:55PM

Sell outs Wrote:
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> This forum always loses when we try to pretend
> that TMOS doesn't have fans.


Can't wait to see you all there! Boom bam indeed!

Have a good Thurs-deee everyboddyyy! It's alll about youuuuuuuuuuu (ONE TIME!!!)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 09, 2016 04:12PM

Sell outs Wrote:
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> This forum always loses when we try to pretend
> that TMOS doesn't have fans.


"we"? who's being a Sly Boots?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: June 09, 2016 04:49PM

I guess they have 285 fans.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: June 09, 2016 04:50PM

Oh forgot to subtract family members that have to go.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 09, 2016 04:53PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I guess they have 285 fans.


I know right...retard is bragging about selling less than 300 tickets...sure showed us huh?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: June 09, 2016 06:18PM

Wow, 10k in revenue! For a show in 5 months!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: June 09, 2016 06:30PM

I wonder what the split with the house, i.e. the fee to rent the space, is. Figure Fuckwaddle racks up $1000 in travel expenses.

So happy that Cary provides this safe space for us, safe from needless nudity...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I had a flat tire and no spare ()
Date: June 09, 2016 06:52PM

RK Wrote:
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> Wow, 10k in revenue! For a show in 5 months!


Five whole months for Mike to come up with an excuse for not showing up. Or at the rate his health is looking, maybe someone should start a dead pool.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 09, 2016 06:52PM

RK Wrote:
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> Wow, 10k in revenue! For a show in 5 months!


best part is they can stop playing two promos a day now that they sold 280 tickets

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 09, 2016 06:57PM

RK Wrote:
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> Wow, 10k in revenue! For a show in 5 months!


SDM raised over $6,500 to send Mike to the Masters in 10 months and now he has some cockamamie scheme cooked up to send Robb's family on a Disney cruise in 2018...Doesn't sound like the rubes have anything coming down the pike for Oscar though

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: June 09, 2016 07:23PM

"Approximately 18 days before the 2015 Masters, one of the major ticket brokers said the average prices were these:

Monday (practice): $362
Tuesday (practice): $502
Wednesday (practice/par-3 contest): $1029
Thursday (Round 1): $1460
Friday (Round 2): $1233
Saturday (Round 3): $1167
Sunday (Round 4): $1403
Of course, you'll still to have to make travel and lodging arrangements (start today on lodging, you'll find much better options and save money). Hey, nobody said it was easy to get to The Masters."

#STILLHAVENTFORGOTTENABOUTYOUDOGFUCKER

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: June 09, 2016 07:29PM

Robb will be dead by 2018.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: June 09, 2016 07:39PM

The humor and wisdom of Robb and TMOS is for all time with 1600+ episodes (including our bonus package!)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/09/2016 07:40PM by 1 tmos fan.

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