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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: April 13, 2016 02:35AM

Here's how this reporter sees it:

He came up with the idea when he was super drunk.

For whatever genetic reason he shat out one episode.

It's too much like work.

Don't get me wrong, the first installment was like the worst shit anyone has ever taken. I don't want a second episode.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: LFF stroke thoughts ()
Date: April 13, 2016 05:47AM

I have no clue what you're going to criticize anyone despite how bad they played well documented and the example of the IQ of my favorite things are going to be in stock.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: April 13, 2016 08:18AM

peekza Wrote:
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> the first 6 or so minutes of today's show is worth
> a listen...Robb mentioned Political Persuasions
> and whether or not another episode was coming and
> Johnny Thin Skin tore him a new one and shocker of
> all shockers, played the Dead Mother card


Thanks for taking the bullet.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: where's WAVA ()
Date: April 13, 2016 08:35AM

Paint your bald spot?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fail Fail Fail ()
Date: April 13, 2016 09:02AM

The App they crowed about being better and doing great things in the future two months ago is crashing left and right. Your platform is the foundation of a podcast. Do they "Get It"?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: April 13, 2016 09:06AM

Ladies and gentleman, today's " The Mike O'Meara Show" thread on FFXU is brought to you by the TMOS Amazon page. Please remember to shop Amazon and when you do, remember to use the TMOS code! Thanks in advance.

Now, let's start the thread!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Query ()
Date: April 13, 2016 09:13AM

LFF stroke thoughts Wrote:
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> I have no clue what you're going to criticize
> anyone despite how bad they played well documented
> and the example of the IQ of my favorite things
> are going to be in stock.


Where did you read/hear this gem?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Tuesday quote ()
Date: April 13, 2016 09:26AM

Mike: "My wife has come upon me sitting out on the patio..."

Julio: "Mike's wife has come upon me laying out on the patio..."

Robb: "Sometimes TWICE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: New synopsis ()
Date: April 13, 2016 09:34AM

The Mike O'Meara Show is a fun mash-up of real life, pop-culture, news of the day, dynamic audio clips, two guys busting each others' balls, and a guy whose mother recently passed away.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 4 out of 5 dentists ()
Date: April 13, 2016 09:42AM

While strolling down memory lane Tuesday, Mike noticed from home movies (or motion pictures, as Robb likes to call them) that his dad's teeth looked like crap.

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: April 13, 2016 10:19AM

New "advertiser" (affiliate code provider) indochino.com.

Custom-made suits.

Talk about a mismatch with their audience.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Pain Point ()
Date: April 13, 2016 10:35AM

Fail Fail Fail Wrote:
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> The App they crowed about being better and doing
> great things in the future two months ago is
> crashing left and right. Your platform is the
> foundation of a podcast. Do they "Get It"?


That was last month and old news. At TMOS they always look ahead.

If you buy the bonus show subscription this month, it will help them upgrade the current app for a more enjoyable listening experience in the future.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/13/2016 10:36AM by Pain Point.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Martha Quinn ()
Date: April 13, 2016 11:27AM

“Duran Duran were to the 80s what The Beatles were to the 60s.” --Bloated Musicologist Rob Spewak

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: April 13, 2016 11:32AM

I often wonder why Robb continues to live. He has to understand that he is making everyone around him, lives worse by living.

I hope he realizes this and kills himself. The world and his family would be better off

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Yep sure the best ()
Date: April 13, 2016 11:38AM

Duran Duran were to the 80s what the Turtles were to the 60s.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: April 13, 2016 11:42AM

749...Semper Fat
Attachments:
She feels like a super model or a plus model.jpg

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: April 13, 2016 11:55AM

Dat gunt.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: April 13, 2016 12:00PM

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> I often wonder why Robb continues to live. He has
> to understand that he is making everyone around
> him, lives worse by living.
>
> I hope he realizes this and kills himself. The
> world and his family would be better off


math adds up

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Spewak's Wardrobe ()
Date: April 13, 2016 01:04PM

Mon: dress shirt (college class visit hunting up interns)
Tues: green hoodie
Wed: black hoodie

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: April 13, 2016 01:45PM

If they would just powerwalk they could be slim like Mike O'Meara.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: (the old) JC ()
Date: April 13, 2016 01:57PM

at least around 19:00 - 20:00 today, mike shut rob up when he tried to interrupt -- i didn't think it was possibly for rob to get MORE annoying.

of course, only about 2-3 minutes later, rob just interrupts again . . . wow.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: April 13, 2016 02:26PM

"It's been a rough month."

- Mike


So how do you explain the other 95 months?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wait? Not! ()
Date: April 13, 2016 02:31PM

Are they going to get around to releasing a show today?

Or are they late because Mike's mom died a couple weeks ago?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Pain Point ()
Date: April 13, 2016 02:34PM

I wonder how many times Mike has played golf since his mom died.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: April 13, 2016 02:49PM

Pain Point Wrote:
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> I wonder how many times Mike has played golf since
> his mom died.


THIS.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: April 13, 2016 02:51PM

How to wash your hands in a podcast...Now, That's entertainment.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Duffer ()
Date: April 13, 2016 02:56PM

Pain Point Wrote:
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> I wonder how many times Mike has played golf since
> his mom died.


He's played many times, but apparently he was in the rough a lot.

Mike thinks his golfing buddies hate him because of his politics. Not the club throwing, or the arguments with his child bride, or his talking incessantly about his podcast. Or maybe one of them took the time to listen to a podcast and heard him badmouthing his racist, right-wing golf buddies. Maybe they're tired of allowing him mulligans because of his mom's passing. Maybe they truly think that he IS stupid.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: April 13, 2016 03:12PM

..
Attachments:
Mike Florida - Sweet Escape.png

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: April 13, 2016 03:15PM

Duffer Wrote:
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> Pain Point Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wonder how many times Mike has played golf
> since
> > his mom died.
>
>
> He's played many times, but apparently he was in
> the rough a lot.
>
> Mike thinks his golfing buddies hate him because
> of his politics. Not the club throwing, or the
> arguments with his child bride, or his talking
> incessantly about his podcast. Or maybe one of
> them took the time to listen to a podcast and
> heard him badmouthing his racist, right-wing golf
> buddies. Maybe they're tired of allowing him
> mulligans because of his mom's passing. Maybe they
> truly think that he IS stupid.

Another reason they hate him is he tries to hit other peoples' balls and doesn't follow the rules.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: April 13, 2016 03:22PM

Just like I don't follow the rules of punctuation.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: April 13, 2016 03:31PM

It's really hard to be liked if you're unlikable, Mike.

Carla's decamping with the kid to mommy's for 10 days. Mike's goal is to weigh less when she returns. If by some miracle he does, she should leave for the summer. (He's already planning the fast food stops he'll make on his way back from dropping them at the airport).

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Brother from Another Mother ()
Date: April 13, 2016 03:32PM

When my father died, I had one brief conversation with my co-workers about it. I then went back to work and never even dreamed of using it as an excuse. Does that make me a better man than Mike? Yes.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: aarv ()
Date: April 13, 2016 03:36PM

Duffer Wrote:
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> Pain Point Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wonder how many times Mike has played golf
> since
> > his mom died.
>
>
> He's played many times, but apparently he was in
> the rough a lot.
>
> Mike thinks his golfing buddies hate him because
> of his politics. Not the club throwing, or the
> arguments with his child bride, or his talking
> incessantly about his podcast. Or maybe one of
> them took the time to listen to a podcast and
> heard him badmouthing his racist, right-wing golf
> buddies. Maybe they're tired of allowing him
> mulligans because of his mom's passing. Maybe they
> truly think that he IS stupid.

He's easy money so they put up with him. They probably know what buttons to press to rile him up for a laugh while he's paying them to be their 4th.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: April 13, 2016 03:40PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> New "advertiser" (affiliate code provider)
> indochino.com.
>
> Custom-made suits.
>
> Talk about a mismatch with their audience.

Mike asks his listeners who order a suit from them to send him a photo. Todd has already done it. Great sleeve length, among many other things.
Attachments:
Indochino Man.jpg

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: April 13, 2016 03:46PM

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> Just like I don't follow the rules of punctuation.

In that respect I am just like Hitler.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: April 13, 2016 03:49PM

Duffer Wrote:
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> Pain Point Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wonder how many times Mike has played golf
> since
> > his mom died.
>
>
> He's played many times, but apparently he was in
> the rough a lot.
>
> Mike thinks his golfing buddies hate him because
> of his politics. Not the club throwing, or the
> arguments with his child bride, or his talking
> incessantly about his podcast. Or maybe one of
> them took the time to listen to a podcast and
> heard him badmouthing his racist, right-wing golf
> buddies. Maybe they're tired of allowing him
> mulligans because of his mom's passing. Maybe they
> truly think that he IS stupid.

Mike the Victim...a Tradition Unlike Any Other

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: April 13, 2016 03:58PM

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just like I don't follow the rules of
> punctuation.
>
> In that respect I am just like Hitler.


Also the racism.

Small penis.

Insecurity.

Delusional ranting.

Inept painter.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: April 13, 2016 04:00PM

Mike: "It's sad when athletes try to be musicians".

(I guess it's OK for DJs to do it.)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: E2 Tambien ()
Date: April 13, 2016 04:02PM

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of Mike the Petulant Orphan.

What happened to that generosity of spirit he feined after the funeral?

I dont know how Robb and Oscar manage to deal with his selfishness day in and day out.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lady Baltimore ()
Date: April 13, 2016 04:04PM

peekza Wrote:
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> the first 6 or so minutes of today's show is worth
> a listen...Robb mentioned Political Persuasions
> and whether or not another episode was coming and
> Johnny Thin Skin tore him a new one and shocker of
> all shockers, played the Dead Mother card

Yes, and Mike also tore into him for being late. Mike says, "at least I can get here in time to do the podcast."

Get where. Mike? To your living room chair?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 18006361067 ()
Date: April 13, 2016 04:23PM

Any bets on when the next episode of Political Persuasions happens? First show was on 3/1/2016.

May?
June?
July?
August?
September?
October?
November?
Never?

I'm going to guess October or Never.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: April 13, 2016 04:26PM

I caught that too, with incredulity. ..

Too be fair, if you simply don't show up, then you are in fact never late!

It's like a bizarro Einstein theory!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: April 13, 2016 04:28PM

Mike is a political junkie who is "already sick of the whole thing"...

Ok....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Johnny OnTime ()
Date: April 13, 2016 04:34PM

Lady Baltimore Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > the first 6 or so minutes of today's show is
> worth
> > a listen...Robb mentioned Political Persuasions
> > and whether or not another episode was coming
> and
> > Johnny Thin Skin tore him a new one and shocker
> of
> > all shockers, played the Dead Mother card
>
> Yes, and Mike also tore into him for being late.
> Mike says, "at least I can get here in time to do
> the podcast."
>
> Get where. Mike? To your living room chair?

That's assuming that Mike, the consummate professional, decides not to bail at the last minute. BIG assumption.

I liked how he broke character in the opening vignette to ream Robb. They did manage to salvage most of the Bernie schtick eventually. Can't waste the show prep.

I have to admit, that little episode reminded me of Space Shuttle Mike. Zero to asshole in a heartbeat.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: April 13, 2016 04:49PM

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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>
>
> Another reason they hate him is he tries to hit
> other peoples' balls and doesn't follow the rules.


well, there IS that

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: IT Guy ()
Date: April 13, 2016 04:53PM

In recent weeks the guys have had to cancel shows because of messed up settings on their new iPad.

So what does Robb do then? He passes this mission critical piece of hardware around to a bunch of prospective interns at a show-and-tell at George Mason. Because they've never seen an iPad before.

Whatever happened to painting a picture with words? Will the interns even be allowed to use the iPad during their internship?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: April 13, 2016 04:58PM

Johnny OnTime Wrote:
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> Lady Baltimore Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > the first 6 or so minutes of today's show is
> > worth
> > > a listen...Robb mentioned Political
> Persuasions
> > > and whether or not another episode was coming
> > and
> > > Johnny Thin Skin tore him a new one and
> shocker
> > of
> > > all shockers, played the Dead Mother card
> >
> > Yes, and Mike also tore into him for being late.
>
> > Mike says, "at least I can get here in time to
> do
> > the podcast."
> >
> > Get where. Mike? To your living room chair?
>
> That's assuming that Mike, the consummate
> professional, decides not to bail at the last
> minute. BIG assumption.
>
> I liked how he broke character in the opening
> vignette to ream Robb. They did manage to salvage
> most of the Bernie schtick eventually. Can't waste
> the show prep.
>
> I have to admit, that little episode reminded me
> of Space Shuttle Mike. Zero to asshole in a
> heartbeat.

can you imagine how much more of an asshole he would have been to Buzz if he had the dead Mommo card to play?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Norm Bates ()
Date: April 13, 2016 07:01PM

In Mike's neighborhood, when a ninety-yr-old dies, that's known as Tuesday.

How much sympathy can he wring out of a bunch of people who are marking time until the sweet release of you-know-what?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bern Feeler ()
Date: April 13, 2016 07:16PM

Mike took offense when a golf "buddy" called him Bernie and later said he was stupid.

Maybe it was a callback to the time Mike stupidly dressed his son up as Bernie for Halloween. Because kids love to dress up as socialist politicians.

As Mike's buddy nearly spilled a drink on Carla, Mike was considering going medieval on his ass. Somewhere a cadaver with good knee ligaments was spinning in his drawer.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: April 13, 2016 07:27PM

Lay $10 down on the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Pittsburgh Penguins tonight, you guys and thank your old pal 1TF tomorrow morning. Some one pass this tip on to the big guy too, please and thank you.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: April 13, 2016 07:28PM

Norm Bates Wrote:
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> In Mike's neighborhood, when a ninety-yr-old dies,
> that's known as Tuesday.
>
> How much sympathy can he wring out of a bunch of
> people who are marking time until the sweet
> release of you-know-what?

I had a sweet release myself today at an Asian massage if you know what I'm sayin ho ho ho.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: April 13, 2016 07:35PM

#1:

It's not working. Just stop now. By "stop" I mean "walk in front of a bus with the aim of killing yourself."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: April 13, 2016 07:49PM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > New "advertiser" (affiliate code provider)
> > indochino.com.
> >
> > Custom-made suits.
> >
> > Talk about a mismatch with their audience.
>
> Mike asks his listeners who order a suit from them
> to send him a photo. Todd has already done it.
> Great sleeve length, among many other things.


What does Todd even need a suit for? All the job interviews he isn't going on?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: April 13, 2016 07:53PM

I did listen to yesterday's show and of course when Mike mentioned that they dye the water blue at the Masters, Robb responded, (all together now): "Funny it didn't look bluish"...

Apparently that joke never gets old. ...

Please Robb, just die.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Skank ()
Date: April 13, 2016 07:55PM

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > New "advertiser" (affiliate code provider)
> > > indochino.com.
> > >
> > > Custom-made suits.
> > >
> > > Talk about a mismatch with their audience.
> >
> > Mike asks his listeners who order a suit from
> them
> > to send him a photo. Todd has already done it.
> > Great sleeve length, among many other things.
>
>
> What does Todd even need a suit for? All the job
> interviews he isn't going on?


He bought the suit when it was on sale for his own funeral. Always planning ahead, that Todd.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: G Reaper ()
Date: April 13, 2016 09:15PM

Todd's already printed out the Google Maps directions to Paupers' Field (the pet cemeteries in the area aren't an option, as they already have restraining orders in effect).

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: April 13, 2016 09:46PM

Hitler committed suicide, didn't he? So I guess we can add that to the list.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: April 13, 2016 10:55PM

1 tmos fan Wrote:
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> Lay $10 down on the Tampa Bay Lightning and the
> Pittsburgh Penguins tonight, you guys and thank
> your old pal 1TF tomorrow morning. Some one pass
> this tip on to the big guy too, please and thank
> you.


You are welcome! 2 winners! We're all winners on the Mike O'Meara Show thread, every-bodyyy

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Shart-nado ()
Date: April 14, 2016 03:46AM

They say clothes make the man.

In Todd's case, the man makes in his clothes.

Brown was a wise choice, Toddster. Apply cologne liberally and no one will be the wiser.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Doctor Shopper ()
Date: April 14, 2016 05:47AM

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > New "advertiser" (affiliate code provider)
> > > indochino.com.
> > >
> > > Custom-made suits.
> > >
> > > Talk about a mismatch with their audience.
> >
> > Mike asks his listeners who order a suit from
> them
> > to send him a photo. Todd has already done it.
> > Great sleeve length, among many other things.
>
>
> What does Todd even need a suit for? All the job
> interviews he isn't going on?

It's for the times he visits all his doctors to pick up his Perc scripts. Can't be looking like a junkie now.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Online Custom Suits ()
Date: April 14, 2016 07:01AM

if one Klubber buys a suit, I will be shocked.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Spanky ()
Date: April 14, 2016 08:29AM

>
> What does Todd even need a suit for? All the job
> interviews he isn't going on?

He stole that suit from Fatty Arbuckle's corpse.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: April 14, 2016 08:39AM

Bern Feeler Wrote:
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> Mike took offense when a golf "buddy" called him
> Bernie and later said he was stupid.
>
> Maybe it was a callback to the time Mike stupidly
> dressed his son up as Bernie for Halloween.
> Because kids love to dress up as socialist
> politicians.
>
> As Mike's buddy nearly spilled a drink on Carla,
> Mike was considering going medieval on his ass.
> Somewhere a cadaver with good knee ligaments was
> spinning in his drawer.


Not to steal Peekza's gimmick but this out made me laugh a couple times!

I love a fat DJ who will verbally attack barbers who give away the constitution being hurt when he's called Bernie.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: April 14, 2016 11:52AM

Klubbers are fighting again...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: April 14, 2016 12:12PM

BillyBob Wrote:
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> Klubbers are fighting again...


Now, you don't really think this is an acceptable amount of detail, do you?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb Kudos ()
Date: April 14, 2016 12:28PM

Robb did almost get out a "how long is your commute" joke.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cat Fights ()
Date: April 14, 2016 12:49PM


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: KKKlubber ()
Date: April 14, 2016 01:13PM

Cat Fights Wrote:
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> https://www.facebook.com/groups/12511054946/


"Don't like Robb? Don't listen! But keep buying bonus shows, mouths to feed and all that."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: April 14, 2016 01:54PM

Take the C-A-P-S Caps Caps Caps to win tonight and the over 5.5 total goals in the game. Parlay it, please.

Another free tip from your pal 1TF. Now to play "just the tip" with peekza's mom!!!!

Boom bam!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: April 14, 2016 03:00PM

That facebook thread (link above) is pretty epic. Lots of slams by klubbers.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oh Mike... ()
Date: April 14, 2016 03:47PM

Mike & Junior at preschool event, mixed red and yellow paint and got... orange? Red-orange? Peach? Scarlet?

Nope.

Brown.

Supply your own punchline.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: April 14, 2016 04:04PM

Re: Klubberz page

And WE obsess?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: April 14, 2016 04:12PM

The amazing thing about the klubber is they walk around in every day life thinking that Robb is funny

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: April 14, 2016 04:20PM

Best day on the klubber page ever!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: April 14, 2016 04:20PM

Oh Mike... Wrote:
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> Mike & Junior at preschool event, mixed red and
> yellow paint and got... orange? Red-orange? Peach?
> Scarlet?
>
> Nope.
>
> Brown.
>
> Supply your own punchline.


I'm sure that, whatever happened, poor Lil' Mikey was embarrassed by "Grandpa"...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: April 14, 2016 04:37PM

You can't get brown from yellow and red.
gotta have some blue in there.

Mike, you simply can't cheat the color spectrum.

Mike, you are a moron...that's really what it is.
You should stay away from your own child.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wait? Not! ()
Date: April 14, 2016 04:50PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> The amazing thing about the klubber is they walk
> around in every day life thinking that Robb is
> funny

The comments about the show, and everything abut it, getting better (inc. Robb's 'comedy' and Mike's 'impressions') is mindboggling. Maybe if they say it enough times, it'll be true.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Roy G Biv ()
Date: April 14, 2016 05:01PM

"Red and yellow are entitled humps! Don't they know my mom died?"

- Mike O'Meara

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: April 14, 2016 05:35PM

"You can't trust red and yellow, I've been in rooms!"

-Mike O'Meara

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's former accountant ()
Date: April 14, 2016 05:40PM

The shows haven't even been posted on iTunes since Tuesday. That's gotta kill their ad revenue.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Orange is the New Brown ()
Date: April 14, 2016 05:47PM

Maybe the simplest explanation is that Mike's stroked out eyes no longer have the rods and cones necessary to discern brown from orange.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dr Light ()
Date: April 14, 2016 05:53PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> "You can't trust red and yellow, I've been in
> rooms!"
>
> -Mike O'Meara

He's a political junkie; he only recognizes red and blue. And he only likes blue.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Purple Plexed ()
Date: April 14, 2016 07:12PM

You can be sure if Mike mixed red and blue, it would be brown, too.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: April 14, 2016 08:22PM

"It was a trip that was planned for a while, kind of a last minute thing"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: B'rilliant ()
Date: April 14, 2016 08:31PM

peekza Wrote:
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> "It was a trip that was planned for a while, kind
> of a last minute thing"


Haha. Quotes like this almost make me want to start listening again.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: April 14, 2016 09:59PM

Apparently Mike is being bullied at the CC...I don't know why he doesn't whip out the AU degree and silence them...argument over



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/14/2016 10:07PM by peekza.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: April 14, 2016 10:05PM

B'rilliant Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "It was a trip that was planned for a while,
> kind
> > of a last minute thing"
>
>
> Haha. Quotes like this almost make me want to
> start listening again.

the best part is it came when Mike was talking about Carla visiting the land of Entitled Humps for 10 days and Oscar asked Mike why he didn't join her and then he would be able to do the shows in DC...Oscar then asked Mike when the trip was planned and Mike started out telling the truth, before changing midstream and trying to act like it was more spontaneous...Oscar caught the double talk so you know he knew Mike was lying to them

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: April 14, 2016 10:16PM

Is there some kind of purge happening in the klub?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: April 14, 2016 10:28PM

If you skip the Failbag, the 10 minutes of garbage about Korean Air Line jingles BEFORE the Failbag, and then eject before the Audio Fault, there are some entertaining bits today. LFF completely fails to tell a comprehensible story about going to "Donuts for Dad Day" at his kid's pre-school. He's trying not to come out and say it sucks, and he didn't want to do it at all, but it's clear from the start that he'd rather do the usual knitting needles and testicles bit. And then there's the "at least there's another dad around my age" that turns out to be a grandfather. The story drags out much longer than it needed to. And then, praise be to Allah, the news crap is ignored because there are more important issues to discuss: T-shirts. On the heels of stunning successes such as Fat Baby, Jack Cassidy and ESSADEE shirts, the Failkrewe is back with a new idea. Three shirts, on for each of the hosts' "philosophies". LFF is "Don't Get Happy", LOLScar is "Keep it Tight", and Fatt Blob wants to be "Fun is the most important thing to have" the wolves pounce and he is rightly torn to shreds for his terrible idea. Some of the Bolivian Five Head's suggestions: "I ate the other me", "Bigger than ever". LFF tips in with the surprisingly great: "Ask me when I gave up." Maybe the best 8 minutes of this calendar year. Blob(b) blubbers his typical F-YOU and shut up responses.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Make Robb Cry ()
Date: April 14, 2016 10:39PM

Remember when D&M had that "Make Robb Laugh" segment? If TMOS just had a "Make Robb Cry" segment once a week, it would be appointment listening.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: April 14, 2016 11:24PM

Ok, I'm in! I will listen to Robb bashing ANY TIME!

Mike, please smack Robb up EVERY DAY!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: T-shirt suggestions ()
Date: April 14, 2016 11:38PM

LFF:
At least I'm better than Robb
DON'T CALL ME BERNIE!
Still a burn victim, but 20 lbs lighter!
I'm never late when I choose to show up.

Oscar:
Silo this where the sun don't shine!
MBA Rube
My GF had a close shave this morning.
I pay my fiancé's scholarship and she lets me watch her matriculate.

Robb:
I'm like Subway Jared, minus the self control.
I'm more casserole than man.
I do it anally annually
Do Not Resuscitate

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Larry David ()
Date: April 14, 2016 11:38PM

Yo! Michael O', I will sic my legal console [sic] on you if you use a variation of curb your enthusiasm on a tee shirt.


Psych! I don't care. I earn more interest in an hour on my half billion dollars than all the money you've gambled away in your life.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: April 14, 2016 11:49PM

T-shirt suggestions Wrote:
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> LFF:
> At least I'm better than Robb
> DON'T CALL ME BERNIE!
> Still a burn victim, but 20 lbs lighter!
> I'm never late when I choose to show up.
>
> Oscar:
> Silo this where the sun don't shine!
> MBA Rube
> My GF had a close shave this morning.
> I pay my fiancé's scholarship and she lets me
> watch her matriculate.
>
> Robb:
> I'm like Subway Jared, minus the self control.
> I'm more casserole than man.
> I do it anally annually
> Do Not Resuscitate


outstanding

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: April 14, 2016 11:51PM

Make Robb Cry Wrote:
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> Remember when D&M had that "Make Robb Laugh"
> segment? If TMOS just had a "Make Robb Cry"
> segment once a week, it would be appointment
> listening.


Mike's the winner 79 minutes, 5 times a week!!

This post brought to you by the TMOS bonus show, everybodyyyy



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/14/2016 11:51PM by 1 tmos fan.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Way Oscar Says P!zza ()
Date: April 15, 2016 01:12AM

T-shirt suggestions Wrote:
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> LFF:
> At least I'm better than Robb
> DON'T CALL ME BERNIE!
> Still a burn victim, but 20 lbs lighter!
> I'm never late when I choose to show up.
>
> Oscar:
> Silo this where the sun don't shine!
> MBA Rube
> My GF had a close shave this morning.
> I pay my fiancé's scholarship and she lets me
> watch her matriculate.
>
> Robb:
> I'm like Subway Jared, minus the self control.
> I'm more casserole than man.
> I do it anally annually
> Do Not Resuscitate

This was truly laugh out loud funny.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: April 15, 2016 02:11AM

The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
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> T-shirt suggestions Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LFF:
> > At least I'm better than Robb
> > DON'T CALL ME BERNIE!
> > Still a burn victim, but 20 lbs lighter!
> > I'm never late when I choose to show up.
> >
> > Oscar:
> > Silo this where the sun don't shine!
> > MBA Rube
> > My GF had a close shave this morning.
> > I pay my fiancé's scholarship and she lets me
> > watch her matriculate.
> >
> > Robb:
> > I'm like Subway Jared, minus the self control.
> > I'm more casserole than man.
> > I do it anally annually
> > Do Not Resuscitate
>
> This was truly laugh out loud funny.

No it wasn't, jackass.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: April 15, 2016 04:47AM

"Do Not Resuscitate"

Hands down the winner. Please Mike, we know you come here and we know you hate us, but pleeeeezzze make that Robb's shirt.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: XXXL T-Shirt ()
Date: April 15, 2016 07:51AM

Mike's T-Shirt:

"Just Add Waddle"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oh' The Humanity ()
Date: April 15, 2016 08:01AM

Please email those T-shirt suggestions to Oscar. I think there is a 50/50 chance he would consider reading a few on the Failcast.

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