Beth Hoyle's Vagina Wrote:
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> I'm dry and lonely. Please somebody take me off
> the shelf. She needs a date, any date will do.
>
> So, lonely, please send help


I bet you smell like cat treats

Percocet, shitty beer and TMOS blaring on my Gateway 2000 speakers. Life is good Toddd Hess. Life is good!



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So, dry, so lonely.

I've been licked by so many sandpaper tongues, so many

748...Semper Fat
Attachments:

So I just read Hess's post...

And we're the sad ones?

I love how the krewe wraps themselves around the mantra of those who "get it." Look at the klubbers. These are obviously people who don't "get it" when it comes to success, common sense and hygiene. It's not a good thing that they "get it" when it comes to TMOS.

"God forbid anyone should disparage TMOS or any of the guys. I take that VERY personally and I'm gonna object, loudly."

Oh, we know, Beth.

Also, Todd Hess is a faggot (in the "Lewis" CK "I would never call a gay guy a faggot" sense of the word).

For those who "Get It" Wrote:
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> I love how the krewe wraps themselves around the
> mantra of those who "get it." Look at the
> klubbers. These are obviously people who don't
> "get it" when it comes to success, common sense
> and hygiene. It's not a good thing that they "get
> it" when it comes to TMOS.


What a slogan. Those who enjoy the show "get it" and those that don't need to "Try harder". Very new age. Kind of like self help gurus try an explain people contract cancer because they aren't positive enough. Or podcast hosts who blame their bad health on a barrel chest and genetics

It's always a barrel chest, never a barrel stomach.

peekza Wrote:
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> Todd Gets It Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > TTH loves him some TMOS:
>
>
> how appropriate that Beth's avatar is one of her
> 50 cats....I wonder if that's the who will eat her
> face days after she dies, but days before she is
> found?

Too bad it won't be the neighbor's monkey; THEN Robb would be laughing.

This thread is out of gas. Nothing worthwhile has been posted in dozens of pages. What was once a lively hate-space for anti-Klubbers, this thing has disintegrated into nothing more than boring infighting between the same old top three or for rubes week after week (peekza, 5000 dildos, and a few others). Time to pull the plug.

FanFiction Wrote:
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> This thread is out of gas. Nothing worthwhile has
> been posted 748 pages. What was once a
> lively hate-space for anti-Klubbers, this thing
> has disintegrated into nothing more than boring
> infighting between the same old top three or for
> rubes week after week (peekza, 5000 dildos, and a
> few others). There's never been a more fitting tribute to TMOS!

Fixed it all up!

Beth is suffering from low self esteem. She needs to start dating a lifer with no option for parole. One conjugal visit would be better than a thousand bonus shows.

Todd might consider doing the same thing. Give Fido the night off.

FanFiction Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> This thread is out of gas. Nothing worthwhile has
> been posted in dozens of pages. What was once a
> lively hate-space for anti-Klubbers, this thing
> has disintegrated into nothing more than boring
> infighting between the same old top three or for
> rubes week after week (peekza, 5000 dildos, and a
> few others). Time to pull the plug.

The cabal met to discuss your concerns and while we don't agree with them, we recognize that your feelings are important, so to suit your personal needs we're shutting the whole thing down.

FanFiction Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> This thread is out of gas. Nothing worthwhile has
> been posted in dozens of pages. What was once a
> lively hate-space for anti-Klubbers, this thing
> has disintegrated into nothing more than boring
> infighting between the same old top three or for
> rubes week after week (peekza, 5000 dildos, and a
> few others). Time to pull the plug.

So I guess we won't be seeing you around here anymore. At least we'll always remember the fun times we shared together.

Have a good life!

peekza Wrote:
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> 748...Semper Fat


Who are these people?

Each show is 79 minutes because it has to fit in a CD. and don't forget to bleep any foul language. TMOS podcast content is determined by some shitty radio station in IOWA. lol.

They must provide a huge percentage of TMOS revenue.

Prisoner 124557 Wrote:
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> Beth is suffering from low self esteem. She needs
> to start dating a lifer with no option for parole.
> One conjugal visit would be better than a thousand
> bonus shows.
>
> Todd might consider doing the same thing. Give
> Fido the night off.


I heard that Todd's dog's asshole looks like a glazed doughnut.

Pain Point Wrote:
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> Each show is 79 minutes because it has to fit in a
> CD. and don't forget to bleep any foul language.
> TMOS podcast content is determined by some shitty
> radio station in IOWA. lol.
>
> They must provide a huge percentage of TMOS
> revenue.


It's lame to format it for one small radio station in BFE, but it keeps the fantasy alive that they are still happenin deejays. Plus, the 79 minute limit means Mike doesn't have to cut and paste too many Yahoo or news service stories that he doesn't read first, errr, I mean do more show prep.

Captioner Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 748...Semper Fat
>
>
> Who are these people?

Cary Spewak and two of the dudes who nailed her in HS....years before Robb was sexually active

peekza Wrote:
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> Captioner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 748...Semper Fat
> >
> >
> > Who are these people?
>
> Cary Spewak and two of the dudes who nailed her in
> HS....years before Robb was sexually active


One on the left could be Chad Dukes! Cary friend-zoned them immediately!

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> "God forbid anyone should disparage TMOS or any of
> the guys. I take that VERY personally and I'm
> gonna object, loudly."
>
> Oh, we know, Beth.
>
> Also, Todd Hess is a faggot (in the "Lewis" CK "I
> would never call a gay guy a faggot" sense of the
> word).

Times infinity on both counts. That Beth Hoyle whore needs to come to terms with her need for big black cock. Todd Hess is dealing with the same issue using the time-honored dog-fucking therapeutic methodology.

peekza Wrote:
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> 748...Semper Fat


"Who are these people?"

I believe the girl in the middle is named "Rio."

Yep!
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FanFiction Wrote:
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> This thread is out of gas. Nothing worthwhile has
> been posted in dozens of pages. What was once a
> lively hate-space for anti-Klubbers, this thing
> has disintegrated into nothing more than boring
> infighting between the same old top three or for
> rubes week after week (peekza, 5000 dildos, and a
> few others). Time to pull the plug.


Am I rube three or rube "for"?

A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
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> FanFiction Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This thread is out of gas. Nothing worthwhile
> has
> > been posted 748 pages. What was once a
> > lively hate-space for anti-Klubbers, this thing
> > has disintegrated into nothing more than boring
> > infighting between the same old top three or
> for
> > rubes week after week (peekza, 5000 dildos, and
> a
> > few others). There's never been a more fitting
> tribute to TMOS!
>
> Fixed it all up!

top notch job

It's true. This place is dying.

In one of the recent shows, Fuckwaddle talked about how Our Lady of the Genital Hot Sauce said he "smelled like a baby" or something like that. In my experience babies smell like a diaper full of bad-smelling baby shit.


"Math adds up."

The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
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> Pain Point Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Each show is 79 minutes because it has to fit in
> a
> > CD. and don't forget to bleep any foul
> language.
> > TMOS podcast content is determined by some
> shitty
> > radio station in IOWA. lol.
> >
> > They must provide a huge percentage of TMOS
> > revenue.
>
>
> It's lame to format it for one small radio station
> in BFE, but it keeps the fantasy alive that they
> are still happenin deejays. Plus, the 79 minute
> limit means Mike doesn't have to cut and paste too
> many Yahoo or news service stories that he doesn't
> read first, errr, I mean do more show prep.

Do they still do fake commercial breaks?

Spanky the Clown Wrote:
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> Prisoner 124557 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Beth is suffering from low self esteem. She
> needs
> > to start dating a lifer with no option for
> parole.
> > One conjugal visit would be better than a
> thousand
> > bonus shows.
> >
> > Todd might consider doing the same thing. Give
> > Fido the night off.
>
>
> I heard that Todd's dog's asshole looks like a
> glazed doughnut.


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> In one of the recent shows, Fuckwaddle talked
> about how Our Lady of the Genital Hot Sauce said
> he "smelled like a baby" or something like that.
> In my experience babies smell like a diaper full
> of bad-smelling baby shit.
>
>
> "Math adds up."


he probably does smell like a baby...tears and a full diaper

Fictional Fan Wrote:
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> FanFiction Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This thread is out of gas. Nothing worthwhile
> has
> > been posted in dozens of pages. What was once a
> > lively hate-space for anti-Klubbers, this thing
> > has disintegrated into nothing more than boring
> > infighting between the same old top three or
> for
> > rubes week after week (peekza, 5000 dildos, and
> a
> > few others). Time to pull the plug.
>
> So I guess we won't be seeing you around here
> anymore. At least we'll always remember the fun
> times we shared together.
>
> Have a good life!


something tells he will be back

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Yep!


some things can't be unseen



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peekza Wrote:
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>
>
> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[snip]
>
>
> What a slogan. Those who enjoy the show "get it"
> and those that don't need to "Try harder". Very
> new age. Kind of like self help gurus try an
> explain people contract cancer because they aren't
> positive enough. Or podcast hosts who blame their
> bad health on a barrel chest and genetics


And yet, when I told Trip Affleck to "Try harder" because he hadn't read a thread, he blocked me. Go figure.

peek, can you please resend me those dick pics you took of yourself? I'm lonely tonight.

The size of my body was a daily burden to me.

Some days, it was the frustration of not being able to find clothes in my size at department stores. It was an epic excursion just to find a simple white button down blouse and black slacks to wear to work as part of the required uniform.

Other days, it was the physical exhaustion and pain of doing manual labor at my workplace and carrying around an extra 150 pounds all day (every day) while my average-sized co-workers assumed I was lazy for taking more breaks than them.

And on especially low days, it was the feeling that the only kind of man who’d ever be interested in me was a freak or total loser. Who could be attracted to and fall in love with a woman who couldn’t even see her own vagina without a handheld mirror? I accepted that any flirtation that happened with the opposite sex would never end with a real relationship.

These were just a few of many reasons I sought comfort in food and alcohol and suffered from mild depression since the age of 10. It was the judgment from others, how much harder life felt for me because of my size, and the fear that I would grow old alone.

At that time in my life, it was impossible to hear messages that claimed I just needed to love my body more, be nicer to myself, and trust the process. I was in such a low place of despair most days that it only made sense to either accept my body size as a life sentence or bully myself into trying fad diets and damn near starving myself in the process.

When I started my last weight loss journey seven years ago (weighing 300 pounds), I wish someone I trusted and respected had told me these three little-known truths that would have saved me a lot of heartache and frustration:

Everyone thinks they have it the hardest.

All of us have something that holds us back and makes life harder. For me, it felt like I was destined to be morbidly obese for the rest of my life because my entire family was. I wasn’t a genetic rock star. I also felt like I couldn’t get healthier because I was living paycheck to paycheck and couldn’t afford a gym membership or healthier foods.

Some folks have family responsibilities that take up a lot of time and energy, the stress of studying for school exams, hormonal issues with the thyroid or PCOS, or other genuine physical limitations and disabilities. We all have something that makes reaching our goals more difficult. It’s easy to forget that when you’re in the trenches of trying to improve your life.

When you’re ready to start making big changes, barriers will come up left and right. Sometimes, they will seem like the truth and sometimes they’ll just sound silly. It’s a test. You have the choice to allow those obstacles to continue to hold you back, or you will find creative solutions around them.

The best thing you can do is be truthful with the excuses you make for yourself right now, instead of thinking about what your ideal self can do. I know my ideal self would be able to workout in front of her television to a fitness DVD, prepare all of her meals fresh each day, and have a never-ending supply of energy. My real self needs to join a gym for variety and accountability. She also needs to prepare some of her meals ahead of time or rely on a few pre-made meals from the freezer section of the grocery store. She’s also going to be tired at the end of the day, so she needs to recognize that her willpower will be depleted and will need to set up a plan to avoid making poor decisions after 5 p.m.

Some days, just showing up is good enough.

Fast sells. Complicated sells. A good majority of people have an all-or-nothing mindset—that’s why quick results are favorable and complex techniques are viewed as superior to what’s simple. It’s all about the marketing. It will also leave you feeling worthless when change doesn’t happen overnight, and you can’t keep up with the complex routine you’re supposed to follow.

Despite popular belief, you don’t have to plan out every little thing about your weight loss journey. It never goes according to your plans anyway. Unexpected events will come up, and you’ll need the flexibility to handle them. It’s okay to fail and even momentarily give up. The very best thing you can do for yourself is to get back up and show up again and again. You don’t have to give 110% at what you do. You don’t have to go hard or go home. The truly successful person knows this.

Perseverance can sometimes be painful, especially if you don’t see any noticeable rewards. It really is a lifestyle change. You have to be willing to be in it for the long-haul. Some days will be amazing. Some days will suck. The more you learn to enjoy what you’re doing, the easier it is to tolerate the crappy days and the lack of visible results.

By the way, this also applies to starting a business, becoming a new mother, going back to school, etc. Keeping it simple and sticking with it is the best advice for any challenging endeavor.

It’s OK to try.

I never wanted anyone to know I was trying. Trying to lose weight, trying to diet, or trying to exercise. To me, trying meant that I acknowledged I needed to change, and I needed help. And needing help was a sign of weakness. Just the thought of awkwardly pushing my big sweaty body through workouts in front of others made me squeamish and I dwelt on, “What will they think of me?” So, I foolishly delayed getting that gym membership for years.

When I finally took the terrifying plunge of joining a gym, I realized very quickly that no one seemed to care what I was doing. No one rolled their eyes at me. No one commented that I was sweating too much. No one said I should be lifting weights instead of walking on the treadmill. No one stared at my naked body in the locker room as I changed. No one said a damn thing. Everyone was focused on their own workouts and their own bodies.

Eventually, you’ll no longer see trying as a vulnerability. You will realize that it’s important for you to continue showing up and allowing people to see you’re trying. It helps others understand they’re not alone, and it’s okay for them to try, too.

Beth Hoyle...is that you?

what she's trying to say to Robb is that it's ok to not be a fat lazy self loathing sack of shit...

Meth checks out.

Mike, speaking about Jim Nantz:

"I didn't keep up the relationship from the D&M days"

As if he had a say in the matter.

Beth,

If you can read this, I'll give you $5000 for one night. I can't get your vagina out of my head. I want to show you what modern sex in the DMV is like. I'm sure you'll learn things that will delight and frighten you. I'd like to find out what it is like to have 70's era bush.

We bought know you can use the money and action. What do you say, how about we have a night we'll regret?


Once you go nerdy, skinny, white, and angry, you never go back.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike, speaking about his listeners:
>
> "I didn't keep up the relationship from the
> D&M days"
>
> As if he had a say in the matter.




Made this one more accurate!

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike, speaking about Jim Nantz:
>
> "I didn't keep up the relationship from the
> D&M days"
>
> As if he had a say in the matter.

I like when he inferred that Jim wanted to come on Terrestrial TMOS a couple of times and Mike waived him off

Open Letter to Fatt Rob Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The size of my body was a daily burden to me.
>
> Some days, it was the frustration of not being
> able to find clothes in my size at department
> stores. It was an epic excursion just to find a
> simple white button down blouse and black slacks
> to wear to work as part of the required uniform.
>
> Other days, it was the physical exhaustion and
> pain of doing manual labor at my workplace and
> carrying around an extra 150 pounds all day (every
> day) while my average-sized co-workers assumed I
> was lazy for taking more breaks than them.
>
> And on especially low days, it was the feeling
> that the only kind of man who’d ever be
> interested in me was a freak or total loser. Who
> could be attracted to and fall in love with a
> woman who couldn’t even see her own vagina
> without a handheld mirror? I accepted that any
> flirtation that happened with the opposite sex
> would never end with a real relationship.
>
> These were just a few of many reasons I sought
> comfort in food and alcohol and suffered from mild
> depression since the age of 10. It was the
> judgment from others, how much harder life felt
> for me because of my size, and the fear that I
> would grow old alone.
>
> At that time in my life, it was impossible to hear
> messages that claimed I just needed to love my
> body more, be nicer to myself, and trust the
> process. I was in such a low place of despair most
> days that it only made sense to either accept my
> body size as a life sentence or bully myself into
> trying fad diets and damn near starving myself in
> the process.
>
> When I started my last weight loss journey seven
> years ago (weighing 300 pounds), I wish someone I
> trusted and respected had told me these three
> little-known truths that would have saved me a lot
> of heartache and frustration:
>
> Everyone thinks they have it the hardest.
>
> All of us have something that holds us back and
> makes life harder. For me, it felt like I was
> destined to be morbidly obese for the rest of my
> life because my entire family was. I wasn’t a
> genetic rock star. I also felt like I couldn’t
> get healthier because I was living paycheck to
> paycheck and couldn’t afford a gym membership or
> healthier foods.
>
> Some folks have family responsibilities that take
> up a lot of time and energy, the stress of
> studying for school exams, hormonal issues with
> the thyroid or PCOS, or other genuine physical
> limitations and disabilities. We all have
> something that makes reaching our goals more
> difficult. It’s easy to forget that when
> you’re in the trenches of trying to improve your
> life.
>
> When you’re ready to start making big changes,
> barriers will come up left and right. Sometimes,
> they will seem like the truth and sometimes
> they’ll just sound silly. It’s a test. You
> have the choice to allow those obstacles to
> continue to hold you back, or you will find
> creative solutions around them.
>
> The best thing you can do is be truthful with the
> excuses you make for yourself right now, instead
> of thinking about what your ideal self can do. I
> know my ideal self would be able to workout in
> front of her television to a fitness DVD, prepare
> all of her meals fresh each day, and have a
> never-ending supply of energy. My real self needs
> to join a gym for variety and accountability. She
> also needs to prepare some of her meals ahead of
> time or rely on a few pre-made meals from the
> freezer section of the grocery store. She’s also
> going to be tired at the end of the day, so she
> needs to recognize that her willpower will be
> depleted and will need to set up a plan to avoid
> making poor decisions after 5 p.m.
>
> Some days, just showing up is good enough.
>
> Fast sells. Complicated sells. A good majority of
> people have an all-or-nothing mindset—that’s
> why quick results are favorable and complex
> techniques are viewed as superior to what’s
> simple. It’s all about the marketing. It will
> also leave you feeling worthless when change
> doesn’t happen overnight, and you can’t keep
> up with the complex routine you’re supposed to
> follow.
>
> Despite popular belief, you don’t have to plan
> out every little thing about your weight loss
> journey. It never goes according to your plans
> anyway. Unexpected events will come up, and
> you’ll need the flexibility to handle them.
> It’s okay to fail and even momentarily give up.
> The very best thing you can do for yourself is to
> get back up and show up again and again. You
> don’t have to give 110% at what you do. You
> don’t have to go hard or go home. The truly
> successful person knows this.
>
> Perseverance can sometimes be painful, especially
> if you don’t see any noticeable rewards. It
> really is a lifestyle change. You have to be
> willing to be in it for the long-haul. Some days
> will be amazing. Some days will suck. The more you
> learn to enjoy what you’re doing, the easier it
> is to tolerate the crappy days and the lack of
> visible results.
>
> By the way, this also applies to starting a
> business, becoming a new mother, going back to
> school, etc. Keeping it simple and sticking with
> it is the best advice for any challenging
> endeavor.
>
> It’s OK to try.
>
> I never wanted anyone to know I was trying. Trying
> to lose weight, trying to diet, or trying to
> exercise. To me, trying meant that I acknowledged
> I needed to change, and I needed help. And needing
> help was a sign of weakness. Just the thought of
> awkwardly pushing my big sweaty body through
> workouts in front of others made me squeamish and
> I dwelt on, “What will they think of me?” So,
> I foolishly delayed getting that gym membership
> for years.
>
> When I finally took the terrifying plunge of
> joining a gym, I realized very quickly that no one
> seemed to care what I was doing. No one rolled
> their eyes at me. No one commented that I was
> sweating too much. No one said I should be lifting
> weights instead of walking on the treadmill. No
> one stared at my naked body in the locker room as
> I changed. No one said a damn thing. Everyone was
> focused on their own workouts and their own
> bodies.
>
> Eventually, you’ll no longer see trying as a
> vulnerability. You will realize that it’s
> important for you to continue showing up and
> allowing people to see you’re trying. It helps
> others understand they’re not alone, and it’s
> okay for them to try, too.


?

-Robb

P.S. I love Duran Duran.......

Hungry like a Wolf :-)



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Thank you for your concern, madam. However, you seem to think I have a weight problem. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's all part of my schtick. Remember, the ustream camera add 350 pounds, unless you're Bolivian or an intern.

Just so you know, I was playing fart sounds the entire time I was reading your post.

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> Beth,
>
I
> want to show you what modern sex in the DMV is
> like.


Why would you want to bang a chick in the Division of Motor Vehicles? That's just weird.

WINTERGREEN!
PEP-O-MINT!
AND TRADTIONAL FIVEEEEEEEE FLAVORS!

Knee-slapper every time. Had to listen 3 times was laughing so hard.

The amount of stupidity shown by all three TMOS idiots on a daily basis is incredible.

So many things not known, not understood or grasped in any way.

wow, rob really is getting worse with the interrupting. yes, mike does it too, but, it's his show so he gets a slight pass. but, rob -- he's just really getting terrible. it doesn't matter if it's oscar or mike talking, rob just ALWAYS jumps in . . . pretty damn annoying.

So annoying.

No one can talk for 15 seconds without Robb interrupting.

1 tmos fan Wrote:
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> WINTERGREEN!
> PEP-O-MINT!
> AND TRADTIONAL FIVEEEEEEEE FLAVORS!
>
> Knee-slapper every time. Had to listen 3 times was
> laughing so hard.


math checks out....

-Robb

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Mike, speaking about Jim Nantz:
>
> "I didn't keep up the relationship from the
> D&M days"


Jim Nantz, speaking about Mike O'Meara:

"Who the fuck is Mike O'Meara?"

"TMOS. A failure unlike any other."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/11/2016 03:56PM by Blobb Spewsack.

Ernie Els shot a 9 on the first hole of the first day of the Masters. Mike can now say he's as good as Ernie Els. Except that Mike shoots a 9 on EVERY hole.

I wonder how the folks who were subjected to drunken karaoke at the Quench appearance felt about Fatass's tales of running into drunk neighbors, one of whom had the gall to mock his political views. Keep in mind this is a fat load who evaluates barbers based on their politics.

Standing for two hours at a concert is more exercise than Fatt Rob has gotten in living memory.

#TODDHESSDOGFUCKER

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> I wonder how the folks who were subjected to
> drunken karaoke at the Quench appearance felt
> about Fatass's tales of running into drunk
> neighbors, one of whom had the gall to mock his
> political views. Keep in mind this is a fat load
> who evaluates barbers based on their politics.
>
> Standing for two hours at a concert is more
> exercise than Fatt Rob has gotten in living
> memory.
>
> #TODDHESSDOGFUCKER

$140 each for non top shelf tickets to Duran Duran? Jeezus. Cary is going to have to pick up a lot of dog shit and change a lot of geezers bedpans to recoup that.

The Spewaks are a budget disaster.

College will be of the local variety (if they actually get in, that is.)

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> So annoying.
>
> No one can talk for 15 seconds without Robb
> interrupting.


got to get all his comedy in there

Mike Masters Wrote:
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> Ernie Els shot a 9 on the first hole of the first
> day of the Masters. Mike can now say he's as good
> as Ernie Els. Except that Mike shoots a 9 on EVERY
> hole.


think Els ever cussed his wife out on the 17th, 18th AND 19th Hole?

1 tmos fan Wrote:
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> WINTERGREEN!
> PEP-O-MINT!
> AND TRADTIONAL FIVEEEEEEEE FLAVORS!
>
> Knee-slapper every time. Had to listen 3 times was
> laughing so hard.

Way to keep up, #1! That was last week, but I guess you were having balls out sex with Enzo's fucked out haggard wife for the last three days.

15 seconds? Fuck, try 5!

Robb Spewak Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 1 tmos fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WINTERGREEN!
> > PEP-O-MINT!
> > AND TRADTIONAL FIVEEEEEEEE FLAVORS!
> >
> > Knee-slapper every time. Had to listen 3 times
> was
> > laughing so hard.
>
>
> math checks out....
>
> -Robb

Stupid. Get off the air...

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> Robb Spewak Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 1 tmos fan Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > WINTERGREEN!
> > > PEP-O-MINT!
> > > AND TRADTIONAL FIVEEEEEEEE FLAVORS!
> > >
> > > Knee-slapper every time. Had to listen 3
> times
> > was
> > > laughing so hard.
> >
> >
> > math checks out....
> >
> > -Robb
>
> Stupid. Get off the air...

If you're trying to make me look bad go crazy and do whatever you want. If you just want to post about the show, try to figure out your own name, please and thank you, Ron Swanson.

Be cool my babies and let's just keep enjoying the show here on the Mike O'Meara thread every-body!

Die. Now.

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> Die. Now.


Someone is a grouchy ass today

Low Thickness threshold.

Say
La
Vee

Predictions on the amazing new aural experience from TMOS? I think stupid Rob pretty much gave it away this week, and Certa replayed it on his show, TMOS jingles. So be prepared for the most innovative idea ever. TMOS internet streaming RADIO. Have they been talking about it on the show much? I've started just listening to Certa, there's clips from decent shows on there to dilute the TMOS segments. This week's listener guest wasn't too bad either, a definite fan boy, but, he did bring up a few decent criticisms.



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Shame the boys didn't do any #TMOS1500 promotion for their latest and greatest milestone. Here's to 1500 more!!

Live ustream is back, so those 20 people are happy again.

Mike O'Meara's Jism is really Elmer's Glue. Little Mikey is a glue baby.

Say what we will about Mike, but at least he's paying for(or has paid for) his own house. On BOAD, Oscar admitted he's getting a sizable chunk of change from Papa to buy his new place. Wouldn't be surprising if Papa is paying for the whole thing. And you gotta figure that Spewak's house has been financed by (choose one or all) Sharon, Uncle Dad, dead Grandpa's trust fund.

Those two are living on incestual welfare.

I'll say this for Mr. and Mrs. Spewak -- they've set the bar so low with their careers that their kids won't have any trouble surpassing them.

Mike O'Meara's Jism Wrote:
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Little Mikey is a glue baby.





Genius! AND better than what I'd assumed--that he suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome

Didn't Don kind of buy Mikes houses for him?

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Robb Spewak Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 1 tmos fan Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > WINTERGREEN!
> > > > PEP-O-MINT!
> > > > AND TRADTIONAL FIVEEEEEEEE FLAVORS!
> > > >
> > > > Knee-slapper every time. Had to listen 3
> > times
> > > was
> > > > laughing so hard.
> > >
> > >
> > > math checks out....
> > >
> > > -Robb
> >
> > Stupid. Get off the air...
>
> If you're trying to make me look bad go crazy and
> do whatever you want. If you just want to post
> about the show, try to figure out your own name,
> please and thank you, Ron Swanson.

math does not check out.

#LOSER
#DumbUserName
#Troll
#KeyBoardWarrior
#PeekzaIsBetterThanYou
#TryHarder

-Robb

Oh' The Humanity Wrote:
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> Didn't Don kind of buy Mikes houses for him?


No

-Robb

Daddy Warbucks Wrote:
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> Say what we will about Mike, but at least he's
> paying for(or has paid for) his own house. On
> BOAD, Oscar admitted he's getting a sizable chunk
> of change from Papa to buy his new place. Wouldn't
> be surprising if Papa is paying for the whole
> thing. And you gotta figure that Spewak's house
> has been financed by (choose one or all) Sharon,
> Uncle Dad, dead Grandpa's trust fund.
>
> Those two are living on incestual welfare.
>
> I'll say this for Mr. and Mrs. Spewak -- they've
> set the bar so low with their careers that their
> kids won't have any trouble surpassing them.

Wrong on some many fronts.

Try harder.

-Robb

What do we believe here, did the LPS ever make more than $100k / year? More than $80k / year?

https://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/board-operator-salary-SRCH_KO0,14.htm

Google says around $21k / year. Retail Manager ~= $50k / year

In a good and recent year (not 10 years ago) the LPS's household's income was around $70k / year

No chance that fat, stupid fuck could save any money. No chance that fat, stupid, fuck could have enough money for a down payment on a fucking townhouse.

He is an idiot doing marginal jobs for little money and he didn't even have enough talent or good will for WJFK to keep him on in a job that pays little more than minimum wage.

I believe his highest salary at WJFK(3rd time producing the D&M show) was around 45K

Robb Spewak Wrote:
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> Daddy Warbucks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Say what we will about Mike, but at least he's
> > paying for(or has paid for) his own house. On
> > BOAD, Oscar admitted he's getting a sizable
> chunk
> > of change from Papa to buy his new place.
> Wouldn't
> > be surprising if Papa is paying for the whole
> > thing. And you gotta figure that Spewak's house
> > has been financed by (choose one or all)
> Sharon,
> > Uncle Dad, dead Grandpa's trust fund.
> >
> > Those two are living on incestual welfare.
> >
> > I'll say this for Mr. and Mrs. Spewak --
> they've
> > set the bar so low with their careers that
> their
> > kids won't have any trouble surpassing them.
>
> Wrong on some many fronts.
>
> Try harder.
>
> -Robb


what exactly was he wrong about? Do either of the Spewaks earn a decent living? Have either of them been even remotely successful careerwise? Please enlighten us

just listening to Monday's show...apparently Mike got bullied at the CC for being a Dem by a judgey drunkass...The irony of him playing the victim because some guy formed an opinion of Mike from a couple of conversations was worth the listen...especially later in the show when Mike was judging the concert goers based off of Robb's description

Robb Spewak Wrote:
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> Daddy Warbucks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Say what we will about Mike, but at least he's
> > paying for(or has paid for) his own house. On
> > BOAD, Oscar admitted he's getting a sizable
> chunk
> > of change from Papa to buy his new place.
> Wouldn't
> > be surprising if Papa is paying for the whole
> > thing. And you gotta figure that Spewak's house
> > has been financed by (choose one or all)
> Sharon,
> > Uncle Dad, dead Grandpa's trust fund.
> >
> > Those two are living on incestual welfare.
> >
> > I'll say this for Mr. and Mrs. Spewak --
> they've
> > set the bar so low with their careers that
> their
> > kids won't have any trouble surpassing them.
>
> Wrong on some many fronts.
>
> Try harder.
>
> -Robb

"Some many fronts?". Who are you? A hahahahahaha!!!!!!

Robb has failed at life in every objective measure

Oscar is buying right before housing values implode.
but who cares? It's other people's money after all.

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Oscar is buying right before housing values
> implode.
> but who cares? It's other people's money after
> all.

He's also buying in one of the most expensive and most white parts of city, since even Papa Santana, Miguel Sandoval as Ernesto Escobedo in Clear and Present Danger knows he would immediately be killed by savage feral niggers in Petworth, Brookland, Shaw or NOMA.

And yes, I know Brookland is a wonderful area but El Spic doesn't. I'd like to live there but I can't unload my current situation. Petworth is also nice but don't leave the house unless you're ready to go Crocodile Dundee in all directions.

Chances that Oscar's name ends up on the deed and mortgage are virtually nil. Daddy Santana ain't that stupid.

Robb Spewak Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Robb Spewak Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > 1 tmos fan Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > WINTERGREEN!
> > > > > PEP-O-MINT!
> > > > > AND TRADTIONAL FIVEEEEEEEE FLAVORS!
> > > > >
> > > > > Knee-slapper every time. Had to listen 3
> > > times
> > > > was
> > > > > laughing so hard.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > math checks out....
> > > >
> > > > -Robb
> > >
> > > Stupid. Get off the air...
> >
> > If you're trying to make me look bad go crazy
> and
> > do whatever you want. If you just want to post
> > about the show, try to figure out your own
> name,
> > please and thank you, Ron Swanson.
>
> math does not check out.
>
> #LOSER
> #DumbUserName
> #Troll
> #KeyBoardWarrior
> #PeekzaIsBetterThanYou
> #TryHarder
>
> -Robb

You suck and so does the show you desperately mooch off of. Lose some weight too, you disgusting walrus blob.

Be cool my babies and listen on. TMOS entertainment (honk-honk, honk-honk)

Flip or Flop Wrote:
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> Chances that Oscar's name ends up on the deed and
> mortgage are virtually nil. Daddy Santana ain't
> that stupid.


I think it will be in his name. He mentioned on BOAD that the bank would not close on the loan until he had people move into his old place. I guess he's renting it out. Maybe Dad co signs or something.

He'd rather spend his money on a depreciating asset...like a 60K mercedes. Looks like he's learning finance from O'Meara.

bubbyman Wrote:
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> Predictions on the amazing new aural experience
> from TMOS? I think stupid Rob pretty much gave it
> away this week, and Certa replayed it on his show,
> TMOS jingles. So be prepared for the most
> innovative idea ever. TMOS internet streaming
> RADIO. Have they been talking about it on the show
> much? I've started just listening to Certa,
> there's clips from decent shows on there to dilute
> the TMOS segments. This week's listener guest
> wasn't too bad either, a definite fan boy, but, he
> did bring up a few decent criticisms.

I really don't want to listen to Certa's O'Failacast. I don't think I've heard any mention, but I've been fast forwarding a fair amount. What would this be? The Ustream chat room without video? LOLscar just keeps trying to figure out new ways to waste money or cause chaos that have no possible benefit. (It's an app, with ads, to listen to ONE SINGLE PODCAST you can get for free! Genius!) And the horse is out of the barn, LFF is not going to stop doing silent visual gags. I guess that's not much worse than most of his non-visual gags.

Can't polish a turd...

Robb Spewak Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Robb Spewak Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > 1 tmos fan Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > WINTERGREEN!
> > > > > PEP-O-MINT!
> > > > > AND TRADTIONAL FIVEEEEEEEE FLAVORS!
> > > > >
> > > > > Knee-slapper every time. Had to listen 3
> > > times
> > > > was
> > > > > laughing so hard.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > math checks out....
> > > >
> > > > -Robb
> > >
> > > Stupid. Get off the air...
> >
> > If you're trying to make me look bad go crazy
> and
> > do whatever you want. If you just want to post
> > about the show, try to figure out your own
> name,
> > please and thank you, Ron Swanson.
>
> math does not check out.
>
> #LOSER
> #DumbUserName
> #Troll
> #KeyBoardWarrior
> #PeekzaIsBetterThanYou
> #TryHarder
>
> -Robb

Hi Todd Hess. Fuck you and your fat manatee whale of a wife.

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Can't polish a turd...


Technically you can polish a turd but yet it would still be a piece of doodoo.

And the RELM Network would probably try to sign it for a show. OH AH AH AH HA

(Sorry Buzz, still love you)

the first 6 or so minutes of today's show is worth a listen...Robb mentioned Political Persuasions and whether or not another episode was coming and Johnny Thin Skin tore him a new one and shocker of all shockers, played the Dead Mother card

Thanks! I might take that in!

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> Robb Spewak Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Robb Spewak Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > 1 tmos fan Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > WINTERGREEN!
> > > > > > PEP-O-MINT!
> > > > > > AND TRADTIONAL FIVEEEEEEEE FLAVORS!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Knee-slapper every time. Had to listen
> 3
> > > > times
> > > > > was
> > > > > > laughing so hard.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > math checks out....
> > > > >
> > > > > -Robb
> > > >
> > > > Stupid. Get off the air...
> > >
> > > If you're trying to make me look bad go crazy
> > and
> > > do whatever you want. If you just want to
> post
> > > about the show, try to figure out your own
> > name,
> > > please and thank you, Ron Swanson.
> >
> > math does not check out.
> >
> > #LOSER
> > #DumbUserName
> > #Troll
> > #KeyBoardWarrior
> > #PeekzaIsBetterThanYou
> > #TryHarder
> >
> > -Robb
>
> Hi Todd Hess. Fuck you and your fat manatee whale
> of a wife.

Sorry I didn't mean to say that. What I meant to say was "Hi Todd Hess. Fuck you and your fat manatee whale whore of a wife."

can you spot the happy host?
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the best part was when Mike said the MAIN reason he hadn't been interested in doing more episodes is that he is kinda blah on the whole political talk...kinda burnt out on it all...Hello, isn't that what everybody else said when he announced he was doing a separate show CENTERED on one of the worst parts about his regular show?