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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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Yep sure the best
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Date: February 04, 2016 09:15PM
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Yes, I think he once claimed 5 hours.
5 hours is the over/under on the amount of show prep he has done lifetime. And I'll take the under.
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> Yes, I think he once claimed 5 hours.
5 hours is the over/under on the amount of show prep he has done lifetime. And I'll take the under.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
18006361067
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Date: February 04, 2016 09:30PM
Mike should be embarrassed that he doesn't listen. He doesn't even care about the product that listeners have to endure, or get to enjoy, or who actually knows because he didn't hear it...
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> 1. Telos system shits the bed after the opening of
> the show.
>
> 2. Takes forever with phone support.
>
> 3. Mike Leaves
>
> 4. Oscar calls mike out during resumption of show
> (saying that Mike would listen... RIGHT!) *BUT*
> says it was a medical procedure, even though Mike
> has clearly stated he plays golf on Mondays,
> Wednesday, and Friday, and they even moved
> mailbag/bogus show to Thursday to accommodate
> golf.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> 1. Telos system shits the bed after the opening of
> the show.
>
> 2. Takes forever with phone support.
>
> 3. Mike Leaves
>
> 4. Oscar calls mike out during resumption of show
> (saying that Mike would listen... RIGHT!) *BUT*
> says it was a medical procedure, even though Mike
> has clearly stated he plays golf on Mondays,
> Wednesday, and Friday, and they even moved
> mailbag/bogus show to Thursday to accommodate
> golf.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
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Date: February 04, 2016 10:38PM
So really at this point, there's no telling when or whether Mike is going to host his own show? I mean he can't be bothered to do an hour and a half of content?
And the Klubberz love this?
And the Klubberz love this?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Weight Not Tater Tot 1111z1
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Date: February 04, 2016 11:21PM
When the klubbers were trading stories about their weight histories, did anyone admit to using Weight Not and keeping the weight off?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
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Date: February 04, 2016 11:47PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> So really at this point, there's no telling when
> or whether Mike is going to host his own show? I
> mean he can't be bothered to do an hour and a half
> of content?
>
> And the Klubberz love this?
You can view it as a rape or you can lie back and enjoy it. The more it happens the firmer my view that the show is better without him. I find him annoying with the interruptions, the derailments, the spoiler alerts, his inability to track a conversation for five seconds, and the poorly done "announcer" voice at the beginning.
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> So really at this point, there's no telling when
> or whether Mike is going to host his own show? I
> mean he can't be bothered to do an hour and a half
> of content?
>
> And the Klubberz love this?
You can view it as a rape or you can lie back and enjoy it. The more it happens the firmer my view that the show is better without him. I find him annoying with the interruptions, the derailments, the spoiler alerts, his inability to track a conversation for five seconds, and the poorly done "announcer" voice at the beginning.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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Blobb Spewsack
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Date: February 05, 2016 12:32AM
Also on the list of things gladly not present when Mike is absent:
1. The terrible impressions
2. The fact that Robb makes himself laugh at mike as if everything were the funniest thing ever uttered.
1. The terrible impressions
2. The fact that Robb makes himself laugh at mike as if everything were the funniest thing ever uttered.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: February 05, 2016 01:03AM
715...Semper Fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: February 05, 2016 01:03AM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> I'll bet they simply forgot because they don't do
> anything right.
> Because they're fat....
for the win
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> I'll bet they simply forgot because they don't do
> anything right.
> Because they're fat....
for the win
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
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Date: February 05, 2016 01:22AM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Also on the list of things gladly not present when
> Mike is absent:
>
> 1. The terrible impressions
>
> 2. The fact that Robb makes himself laugh at mike
> as if everything were the funniest thing ever
> uttered.
Also this kind of thing:
Fuckwaddle: "So I looked across the room.."
Fatt Rob: "Sure!"
Fuckwaddle: "I was watching the debate last night.."
Fatt Rob: "Sure!"
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> Also on the list of things gladly not present when
> Mike is absent:
>
> 1. The terrible impressions
>
> 2. The fact that Robb makes himself laugh at mike
> as if everything were the funniest thing ever
> uttered.
Also this kind of thing:
Fuckwaddle: "So I looked across the room.."
Fatt Rob: "Sure!"
Fuckwaddle: "I was watching the debate last night.."
Fatt Rob: "Sure!"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: February 05, 2016 01:52AM
Weight Not Tater Tot 1111z1 Wrote:
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> When the klubbers were trading stories about their
> weight histories, did anyone admit to using Weight
> Not and keeping the weight off?
nary a one
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> When the klubbers were trading stories about their
> weight histories, did anyone admit to using Weight
> Not and keeping the weight off?
nary a one
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Disgruntled OMearican
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Date: February 05, 2016 03:02AM
lying bastard Wrote:
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> question: does anybody really think omeara show
> preps 2-2.5 hrs daily ?
I'm going to say yes. He frequently talks about his snacks and meals (although I'm not sure there is a difference for him). I could believe he eats for almost 3 hours a day.
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> question: does anybody really think omeara show
> preps 2-2.5 hrs daily ?
I'm going to say yes. He frequently talks about his snacks and meals (although I'm not sure there is a difference for him). I could believe he eats for almost 3 hours a day.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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peekza
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Date: February 05, 2016 03:32AM
I loved the way Mike acted like there was a real difference between whether or not he scheduled the appointment for 11:15 or 11:30....like the extra 15 minutes would have made it acceptable...And he KNEW they were starting a 79 minute show 90 minutes before he had to be at the doctors office? I'm starting to think he might be missing these shows as a passive aggressive protest at their Bogus show sub numbers...He'll show us takers
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: February 05, 2016 03:39AM
And shocker, Victim Mike ties his Mommo's health issues into his excuse
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
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Date: February 05, 2016 03:52AM
Fuckwaddle: (inhales)
Fatt Rob: "Sure!"
Fuckwaddle: (exhales)
Fatt Rob: "Sure!"
Fuckwaddle: (farts)
Fatt Rob: "Sure!"
Fuckwaddle: "And of course my mother's situation"
Fatt Rob: "Sure!"
Fatt Rob: "Sure!"
Fuckwaddle: (exhales)
Fatt Rob: "Sure!"
Fuckwaddle: (farts)
Fatt Rob: "Sure!"
Fuckwaddle: "And of course my mother's situation"
Fatt Rob: "Sure!"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
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Date: February 05, 2016 04:58AM
Is that Linda in that pic?
I'd hit it!
I'd hit it!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
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Date: February 05, 2016 06:31AM
We all know what Mike's show prep consists of. After he gets up with the kid and dumps him in front of the TV with a pile of Cheerios, he plops into his recliner, opens his lappie and does his Yahoo News Facebook HBS surfing. So, yeah, 2.5 hours. Oh, one day he spent 20 minutes trying to come up with a Ben Carson impression.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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Yahoo! News
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Date: February 05, 2016 06:58AM
Yahoo! News is an abortion. 7 out of 10 stories are about the Kardashians and the other three are about the Jenners. Not only is Mike lazy, he's also clueless.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekapeekzapaloozaaa
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Date: February 05, 2016 07:26AM
If Mike's figured out how to DVR his dreadful Housewives shows, his morning show prep could also include watching an episode since he does go on about them on TMOS.
Now that Carla listens, notice that he never mentions falling off the junk food wagon any more? Only the instances she knows about, like the chocolate chips and whipped cream snack, the movie nachos and the Goldfish consumption she discovered by finding one on the floor.
Now that Carla listens, notice that he never mentions falling off the junk food wagon any more? Only the instances she knows about, like the chocolate chips and whipped cream snack, the movie nachos and the Goldfish consumption she discovered by finding one on the floor.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Child's Play
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Date: February 05, 2016 07:58AM
Wonder how Carla feels about taking care of two children. Narcissists have the emotional age of six year olds, which would explain the flying suitcases and golf clubs, Goldfish crackers, tantrums and competing with Jr for Carla's attention.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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Cary and Carla
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Date: February 05, 2016 08:14AM
Carla: Mike has no idea how I've been able to bust him on his solo drives through Culvers, McDonalds, etc. Do you really think he knows about let alone how to turn off his iphone location service? Frankie and Beluga have longer leashes.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wolfman Hackk
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Date: February 05, 2016 08:36AM
Spewak hosting the school talent show is a classic example of a guy trying to re-live his miserable youth, except most guys do it by forcing their kids to play a sport. In this case, it’s Spewak BEGGING the middle school to let him host the talent show. (How many schools don’t have a teacher or student host these things?) You can bet your ass that Spewak’s pitch to the school administrators is that he has his own “professional” equipment and that he’ll do it for FREE. He then gets to stand on a stage with a microphone, use his audio drops, and tell his shitty puns to an audience there to see their kids, not to hear his banality.
In Spewak’s infantile mind, this is a big gig, getting to host a show in front of an audience, oh boy! You know that when parents see him waddle out onto the stage, they roll their eyes and think “oh fuck no, this shithead again?!”
His own kid wasn’t even in the show. What parent is involved in a school activity willingly if his/her own kid is not a participant? The answer is Spewak, if it involves allowing him to speak into a mic in front of a crowd/audience.
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In Spewak’s infantile mind, this is a big gig, getting to host a show in front of an audience, oh boy! You know that when parents see him waddle out onto the stage, they roll their eyes and think “oh fuck no, this shithead again?!”
His own kid wasn’t even in the show. What parent is involved in a school activity willingly if his/her own kid is not a participant? The answer is Spewak, if it involves allowing him to speak into a mic in front of a crowd/audience.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Cary and Carla
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Date: February 05, 2016 08:54AM
Cary: Robb invited our supper club friends to the talent show. None of them had kids in it. None of them went. Robb was a little crestfallen.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yep sure the best
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Date: February 05, 2016 09:58AM
What SCHOOL allows that? If I had a kid in that school, I'd be on the phone with someone in admin, making him / her explain that decision to me, and telling him / her that my child would not ever be involved in an activity in which random outside adults are permitted to participate.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc.
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Date: February 05, 2016 12:17PM
If you'd like to hear an hour plus of Katie talking about her plumbing disaster and therefore having to shit at Savannah-area Targets, etc., this week's Cake and Cookies is for you!
That her garage-converted-to-a-guest-house had its sewer system self-destruct so soon after the Spewaks' recent visit is purely a coincidence.
That her garage-converted-to-a-guest-house had its sewer system self-destruct so soon after the Spewaks' recent visit is purely a coincidence.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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peekza
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Date: February 05, 2016 12:29PM
My favorite TMOS moment of 2016 thus far was the Talent show discussion yesterday, in particular when Mike told Robb he didn't want the TMOS name associated with Robb when he did them in the future and summed it up by saying"You are stunningly unfunny sometimes"....Those times seemingly being anytime a mic is live
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yep sure the best
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Date: February 05, 2016 12:33PM
I will be stunned if he IS funny EVER.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Way Oscar Says P!zza
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Date: February 05, 2016 12:37PM
peekza Wrote:
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> My favorite TMOS moment of 2016 thus far was the
> Talent show discussion yesterday, in particular
> when Mike told Robb he didn't want the TMOS name
> associated with Robb when he did them in the
> future and summed it up by saying"You are
> stunningly unfunny sometimes"....Those times
> seemingly being anytime a mic is live
Haven't caught up yet. For once I'm actually looking forward to an episode after reading this.
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> My favorite TMOS moment of 2016 thus far was the
> Talent show discussion yesterday, in particular
> when Mike told Robb he didn't want the TMOS name
> associated with Robb when he did them in the
> future and summed it up by saying"You are
> stunningly unfunny sometimes"....Those times
> seemingly being anytime a mic is live
Haven't caught up yet. For once I'm actually looking forward to an episode after reading this.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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The Way Oscar Says P!zza
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Date: February 05, 2016 12:43PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Is that Linda in that pic?
> I'd hit it!
If Mike had half a brain, that is who he would have gone for, not Carla. He wouldn't have had to father a child at 54 and she's still way out of his league. Of course, she did call him out on throwing his golf club and yelling at Carla, two things Carla would never do.
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> Is that Linda in that pic?
> I'd hit it!
If Mike had half a brain, that is who he would have gone for, not Carla. He wouldn't have had to father a child at 54 and she's still way out of his league. Of course, she did call him out on throwing his golf club and yelling at Carla, two things Carla would never do.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Robb Spewak
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Date: February 05, 2016 01:01PM
peekza Wrote:
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> I'm Game Wrote:
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> -----
> > Let's go knock on the door to double-check.
> >
> > Robb won't answer the door because that would
> mean
> > getting off his ass, but Cary should be there
> > unless she is picking up dogshit.
> >
> > 870 Stonefield sq NE, Leesburg, VA 20176
>
>
> niiiiiice
Again, try harder...
Not my primary residence, i.e. rental dummy, I do live in Leesburg :-)
-Robb
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> I'm Game Wrote:
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> > Let's go knock on the door to double-check.
> >
> > Robb won't answer the door because that would
> mean
> > getting off his ass, but Cary should be there
> > unless she is picking up dogshit.
> >
> > 870 Stonefield sq NE, Leesburg, VA 20176
>
>
> niiiiiice
Again, try harder...
Not my primary residence, i.e. rental dummy, I do live in Leesburg :-)
-Robb
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yep sure the best
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Date: February 05, 2016 01:18PM
You live in a fantasy world, all your own, where knowledge of '60s and '70s television counts as intelligence.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
SlapNutzz
()
Date: February 05, 2016 01:27PM
peekza Wrote:
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> My favorite TMOS moment of 2016 thus far was the
> Talent show discussion yesterday, in particular
> when Mike told Robb he didn't want the TMOS name
> associated with Robb when he did them in the
> future and summed it up by saying"You are
> stunningly unfunny sometimes"....Those times
> seemingly being anytime a mic is live
Doesn't it occur to Robb how sad it is that's the loyalty he got from Mike after a 20 year plus association? I don't want my name associated with you?
That's the guy RoFo's supposed to float $200 that will never be reimbursed? The guy who puts his wife Carla on the show to tell Oscar he isn't trust worthy? They should all walk.
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> My favorite TMOS moment of 2016 thus far was the
> Talent show discussion yesterday, in particular
> when Mike told Robb he didn't want the TMOS name
> associated with Robb when he did them in the
> future and summed it up by saying"You are
> stunningly unfunny sometimes"....Those times
> seemingly being anytime a mic is live
Doesn't it occur to Robb how sad it is that's the loyalty he got from Mike after a 20 year plus association? I don't want my name associated with you?
That's the guy RoFo's supposed to float $200 that will never be reimbursed? The guy who puts his wife Carla on the show to tell Oscar he isn't trust worthy? They should all walk.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wolfman Hackk
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Date: February 05, 2016 01:36PM
Hey you music guys who are dying, stop it! You hear? Legendary middle-school talent show host Rob Spewak is sick and tired of this shit, so just stop, will ya? He's so mad, he used a curse word on Facebook. Hope his mother doesn't see this FB post of his. She made hold back his allowance for the week.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc.
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Date: February 05, 2016 01:36PM
Robb Spewak Wrote:
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> Again, try harder...
>
> Not my primary residence, i.e. rental dummy, I do
> live in Leesburg :-)
>
> -Robb
And close enough for your kids to have gone to the same elem and middle schools to which the kids in that "rental" go. Riiiiight.
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> Again, try harder...
>
> Not my primary residence, i.e. rental dummy, I do
> live in Leesburg :-)
>
> -Robb
And close enough for your kids to have gone to the same elem and middle schools to which the kids in that "rental" go. Riiiiight.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: February 05, 2016 01:54PM
My favorite TMOS moment of 2016 thus far was the Talent show discussion yesterday, in particular when Mike told Robb he didn't want the TMOS name associated with Robb when he did them in the future and summed it up by saying"You are stunningly unfunny sometimes"....Those times seemingly being anytime a mic is live
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
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Date: February 05, 2016 02:27PM
Jeez, he (actually probably she, who am I kidding...) wiped off yesterdays attempt before it dried.
Made a new one:
..
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Stiffy
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Date: February 05, 2016 02:45PM
That profile shot of Robb posted by Wolfman is frightening. The head, the neck, the face... no wrists on his arms... Not a pic that Weight Not will be using.
Truly inhuman. Look at that hot dog pack at the back of his neck!
Truly inhuman. Look at that hot dog pack at the back of his neck!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: February 05, 2016 04:18PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Jeez, he (actually probably she, who am I
> kidding...) wiped off yesterdays attempt before it
> dried.
>
> Made a new one:
>
> ..
yeeeessssssssiiiiIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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> Jeez, he (actually probably she, who am I
> kidding...) wiped off yesterdays attempt before it
> dried.
>
> Made a new one:
>
> ..
yeeeessssssssiiiiIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: February 05, 2016 04:48PM
Robb Spewak Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > I'm Game Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Let's go knock on the door to double-check.
> > >
> > > Robb won't answer the door because that would
> > mean
> > > getting off his ass, but Cary should be there
> > > unless she is picking up dogshit.
> > >
> > > 870 Stonefield sq NE, Leesburg, VA 20176
> >
> >
> > niiiiiice
>
>
> Again, try harder...
>
> Not my primary residence, i.e. rental dummy, I do
> live in Leesburg :-)
>
> -Robb
Are you trying to tell us you have investment property? I'd sooner believe he is a healthy 8
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > I'm Game Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Let's go knock on the door to double-check.
> > >
> > > Robb won't answer the door because that would
> > mean
> > > getting off his ass, but Cary should be there
> > > unless she is picking up dogshit.
> > >
> > > 870 Stonefield sq NE, Leesburg, VA 20176
> >
> >
> > niiiiiice
>
>
> Again, try harder...
>
> Not my primary residence, i.e. rental dummy, I do
> live in Leesburg :-)
>
> -Robb
Are you trying to tell us you have investment property? I'd sooner believe he is a healthy 8
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Way Oscar Says P!zza
()
Date: February 05, 2016 04:57PM
peekza Wrote:
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> Robb Spewak Wrote:
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> > peekza Wrote:
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> > > I'm Game Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > Let's go knock on the door to double-check.
> > > >
> > > > Robb won't answer the door because that
> would
> > > mean
> > > > getting off his ass, but Cary should be
> there
> > > > unless she is picking up dogshit.
> > > >
> > > > 870 Stonefield sq NE, Leesburg, VA 20176
> > >
> > >
> > > niiiiiice
> >
> >
> > Again, try harder...
> >
> > Not my primary residence, i.e. rental dummy, I
> do
> > live in Leesburg :-)
> >
> > -Robb
>
>
> Are you trying to tell us you have investment
> property? I'd sooner believe he is a healthy 8
I'm a bit surprised if that's Robb's home. Zillow shows it's 2750 square feet. I thought his place was barely over 1,000. I have never, ever heard him refer to rental property.
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> > peekza Wrote:
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> > > I'm Game Wrote:
> > >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > Let's go knock on the door to double-check.
> > > >
> > > > Robb won't answer the door because that
> would
> > > mean
> > > > getting off his ass, but Cary should be
> there
> > > > unless she is picking up dogshit.
> > > >
> > > > 870 Stonefield sq NE, Leesburg, VA 20176
> > >
> > >
> > > niiiiiice
> >
> >
> > Again, try harder...
> >
> > Not my primary residence, i.e. rental dummy, I
> do
> > live in Leesburg :-)
> >
> > -Robb
>
>
> Are you trying to tell us you have investment
> property? I'd sooner believe he is a healthy 8
I'm a bit surprised if that's Robb's home. Zillow shows it's 2750 square feet. I thought his place was barely over 1,000. I have never, ever heard him refer to rental property.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Howard Stern
()
Date: February 05, 2016 05:06PM
The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
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> > > peekza Wrote:
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> > > > I'm Game Wrote:
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> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Let's go knock on the door to
> double-check.
> > > > >
> > > > > Robb won't answer the door because that
> > would
> > > > mean
> > > > > getting off his ass, but Cary should be
> > there
> > > > > unless she is picking up dogshit.
> > > > >
> > > > > 870 Stonefield sq NE, Leesburg, VA 20176
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > niiiiiice
> > >
> > >
> > > Again, try harder...
> > >
> > > Not my primary residence, i.e. rental dummy,
> I
> > do
> > > live in Leesburg :-)
> > >
> > > -Robb
> >
> >
> > Are you trying to tell us you have investment
> > property? I'd sooner believe he is a healthy 8
>
> I'm a bit surprised if that's Robb's home. Zillow
> shows it's 2750 square feet. I thought his place
> was barely over 1,000. I have never, ever heard
> him refer to rental property.
Hey, this is Howard Stern. I came here to tell you that the guy who posts under the name Robb Spewak really isn't Robb Spewak. But I'm really Howard Stern. You can believe it because I'm telling you.
--Howard Stern
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> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I'm Game Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Let's go knock on the door to
> double-check.
> > > > >
> > > > > Robb won't answer the door because that
> > would
> > > > mean
> > > > > getting off his ass, but Cary should be
> > there
> > > > > unless she is picking up dogshit.
> > > > >
> > > > > 870 Stonefield sq NE, Leesburg, VA 20176
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > niiiiiice
> > >
> > >
> > > Again, try harder...
> > >
> > > Not my primary residence, i.e. rental dummy,
> I
> > do
> > > live in Leesburg :-)
> > >
> > > -Robb
> >
> >
> > Are you trying to tell us you have investment
> > property? I'd sooner believe he is a healthy 8
>
> I'm a bit surprised if that's Robb's home. Zillow
> shows it's 2750 square feet. I thought his place
> was barely over 1,000. I have never, ever heard
> him refer to rental property.
Hey, this is Howard Stern. I came here to tell you that the guy who posts under the name Robb Spewak really isn't Robb Spewak. But I'm really Howard Stern. You can believe it because I'm telling you.
--Howard Stern
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Elvis luves
()
Date: February 05, 2016 06:18PM
That's Robb's house and that's not Robb posting here. Sorry to state the obvious.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: February 05, 2016 06:54PM
Mike should have gone for Linda.
Except Linda wouldn't have gone for a fatass her own age. She knows shes worth a rich successful thin guy.
Mike had to settle for the damaged goods.
Except Linda wouldn't have gone for a fatass her own age. She knows shes worth a rich successful thin guy.
Mike had to settle for the damaged goods.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: February 05, 2016 07:12PM
Imagine Robb telling Mike he didn't want the show associated with his name!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Way Oscar Says P!zza
()
Date: February 05, 2016 07:30PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Imagine Robb telling Mike he didn't want the show
> associated with his name!
He could, because it's not Mike's show, they're all equal partners. I mean, that's what Mike said right after the big dust-up with Oscar when he was afraid Oscar might bail.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Imagine Robb telling Mike he didn't want the show
> associated with his name!
He could, because it's not Mike's show, they're all equal partners. I mean, that's what Mike said right after the big dust-up with Oscar when he was afraid Oscar might bail.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: February 05, 2016 08:06PM
Hahaha sure it is...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yep sure the best
()
Date: February 05, 2016 08:09PM
Will Eightt be handing out TMOS golf balls at the middle-school talent show?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: February 05, 2016 08:45PM
Robb's career is astounding in that he has nothing to show for it.
No rate pod
4 am prerecorded oldies radio show
middle school talent emcee
....
I mean really?
No rate pod
4 am prerecorded oldies radio show
middle school talent emcee
....
I mean really?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Lovely Linda
()
Date: February 05, 2016 09:30PM
I'm sorry, but Linda is fucking amazing. She obviously works to "keep it tight." No way a choice piece of Cougar ass like that would have anything to do with a jackass like Mike. Too bad that common sense skipped a generation.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: February 05, 2016 10:53PM
I agree....haha Linda is pretty bomb. I mean seriously...
Mike is lucky the daughter had Daddy issues because if he had to find pussy now, with no money, fame or healthy lifestyle, well...
like attracts like...
Mike is lucky the daughter had Daddy issues because if he had to find pussy now, with no money, fame or healthy lifestyle, well...
like attracts like...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: February 06, 2016 12:21AM
Things must be dire, LFF sounded desperate today talking about needing to increase listener base.
Good luck with that.
Good luck with that.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Way Oscar Says P!zza
()
Date: February 06, 2016 01:10AM
Yep sure the best Wrote:
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> Will Eightt be handing out TMOS golf balls at the
> middle-school talent show?
I swear to God, lines like that are funnier than anything I hear on TMOS.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Will Eightt be handing out TMOS golf balls at the
> middle-school talent show?
I swear to God, lines like that are funnier than anything I hear on TMOS.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 06, 2016 03:25AM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Robb's career is astounding in that he has nothing
> to show for it.
>
> No rate pod
> 4 am prerecorded oldies radio show
> middle school talent emcee
>
> ....
> I mean really?
Someone sounds jelly...buck buck buck
-------------------------------------------------------
> Robb's career is astounding in that he has nothing
> to show for it.
>
> No rate pod
> 4 am prerecorded oldies radio show
> middle school talent emcee
>
> ....
> I mean really?
Someone sounds jelly...buck buck buck
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 06, 2016 03:30AM
Lovely Linda Wrote:
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> I'm sorry, but Linda is fucking amazing. She
> obviously works to "keep it tight." No way a
> choice piece of Cougar ass like that would have
> anything to do with a jackass like Mike. Too bad
> that common sense skipped a generation.
who is arguing with you?
-------------------------------------------------------
> I'm sorry, but Linda is fucking amazing. She
> obviously works to "keep it tight." No way a
> choice piece of Cougar ass like that would have
> anything to do with a jackass like Mike. Too bad
> that common sense skipped a generation.
who is arguing with you?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 06, 2016 03:39AM
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Robb Spewak Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Again, try harder...
> >
> > Not my primary residence, i.e. rental dummy, I
> do
> > live in Leesburg :-)
> >
> > -Robb
>
> And close enough for your kids to have gone to the
> same elem and middle schools to which the kids in
> that "rental" go. Riiiiight.
He probably just wants to keep an eye on his money
-------------------------------------------------------
> Robb Spewak Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Again, try harder...
> >
> > Not my primary residence, i.e. rental dummy, I
> do
> > live in Leesburg :-)
> >
> > -Robb
>
> And close enough for your kids to have gone to the
> same elem and middle schools to which the kids in
> that "rental" go. Riiiiight.
He probably just wants to keep an eye on his money
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 06, 2016 03:40AM
Stiffy Wrote:
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> That profile shot of Robb posted by Wolfman is
> frightening. The head, the neck, the face... no
> wrists on his arms... Not a pic that Weight Not
> will be using.
>
> Truly inhuman. Look at that hot dog pack at the
> back of his neck!
It's like he's a different species
-------------------------------------------------------
> That profile shot of Robb posted by Wolfman is
> frightening. The head, the neck, the face... no
> wrists on his arms... Not a pic that Weight Not
> will be using.
>
> Truly inhuman. Look at that hot dog pack at the
> back of his neck!
It's like he's a different species
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 06, 2016 03:45AM
The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------
> I'm a bit surprised if that's Robb's home. Zillow
> shows it's 2750 square feet. I thought his place
> was barely over 1,000. I have never, ever heard
> him refer to rental property.
It';s a three story house, essentially 900 square feet a story and including the garage
------------------------------------------------------
> I'm a bit surprised if that's Robb's home. Zillow
> shows it's 2750 square feet. I thought his place
> was barely over 1,000. I have never, ever heard
> him refer to rental property.
It';s a three story house, essentially 900 square feet a story and including the garage
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 06, 2016 03:47AM
Elvis luves Wrote:
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> That's Robb's house and that's not Robb posting
> here. Sorry to state the obvious.
wait...what?
-------------------------------------------------------
> That's Robb's house and that's not Robb posting
> here. Sorry to state the obvious.
wait...what?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: February 06, 2016 05:23AM
The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Yep sure the best Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Will Eightt be handing out TMOS golf balls at
> the
> > middle-school talent show?
>
>
> I swear to God, lines like that are funnier than
> anything I hear on TMOS.
FFXU posts of the week should be a bit on TMOS.
Unlike the Mean Tweets on Kimmel, however, there would be no sense of successful entertainers unbothered by gnat-like tweets of strangers. Posts here are about the wreck of the TMOS Edmund Fatzgerald, legitimately painful and too close to the truth; too cringe-worthy for Mike and Spewak to be brave enough to take on. (Oscar would and could handle them, in my opinion. Not that that's high praise: all it takes is laughing at them).
-------------------------------------------------------
> Yep sure the best Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Will Eightt be handing out TMOS golf balls at
> the
> > middle-school talent show?
>
>
> I swear to God, lines like that are funnier than
> anything I hear on TMOS.
FFXU posts of the week should be a bit on TMOS.
Unlike the Mean Tweets on Kimmel, however, there would be no sense of successful entertainers unbothered by gnat-like tweets of strangers. Posts here are about the wreck of the TMOS Edmund Fatzgerald, legitimately painful and too close to the truth; too cringe-worthy for Mike and Spewak to be brave enough to take on. (Oscar would and could handle them, in my opinion. Not that that's high praise: all it takes is laughing at them).
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Listener Base Ball
()
Date: February 06, 2016 07:30AM
Mike is desperate to increase his listener base? I'm shocked his strategy of harassing, banning, unfriending and openly chiding listeners hasn't increased his listener base. I doubt the show has ever had a year-over-year increase. I'm sure TMOS started out with a large base of quickly disillusioned D&M listeners and exponentially dropped to the mouth breathers who work at 7-11 in Woodbridge who stalk the show now.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: February 06, 2016 08:56AM
Exponentially speaking, Mike has simply siloed the most die hard fans, curating a rabidly loyal listenership that shall forever remain.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: February 06, 2016 09:06AM
Think about it for a minute, and it's difficult because we are all quite knowledgeable about the show here. But you find a TMOS golf ball. You have no idea of the show so you think, "cool, I'll check this out when I get home." You might even think it's a golfing pod. You're mildly optimistic because the internet sometimes has cool stuff on it.
Then you listen to the first, oh say, 7 and a half minutes of any given show....
then you throw the golf ball in the trash...or your driver bucket for your next visit to the range...
Then you listen to the first, oh say, 7 and a half minutes of any given show....
then you throw the golf ball in the trash...or your driver bucket for your next visit to the range...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
mike hunt69
()
Date: February 06, 2016 09:08AM
jesus christ do they not brush their teeth?
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Tooth
()
Date: February 06, 2016 09:29AM
It's pretty bad if you have smokers teeth when you don't smoke.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Tooth Fairy
()
Date: February 06, 2016 09:56AM
OTOH, klubbers are just impressed because they've never seen a full set of teeth on someone they know. They think only movie and TV stars can afford dentures.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 06, 2016 11:22AM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Exponentially speaking, Mike has simply siloed the
> most die hard fans, curating a rabidly loyal
> listenership that shall forever remain.
yeah, he's down to the group that will listen until they slam the lid on the coffin now
-------------------------------------------------------
> Exponentially speaking, Mike has simply siloed the
> most die hard fans, curating a rabidly loyal
> listenership that shall forever remain.
yeah, he's down to the group that will listen until they slam the lid on the coffin now
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 06, 2016 11:23AM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Think about it for a minute, and it's difficult
> because we are all quite knowledgeable about the
> show here. But you find a TMOS golf ball. You have
> no idea of the show so you think, "cool, I'll
> check this out when I get home." You might even
> think it's a golfing pod. You're mildly optimistic
> because the internet sometimes has cool stuff on
> it.
> Then you listen to the first, oh say, 7 and a half
> minutes of any given show....
> then you throw the golf ball in the trash...or
> your driver bucket for your next visit to the
> range...
think about if you found it on a Thursday...Are you going to ff through 20 plus minutes of birthdays?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Think about it for a minute, and it's difficult
> because we are all quite knowledgeable about the
> show here. But you find a TMOS golf ball. You have
> no idea of the show so you think, "cool, I'll
> check this out when I get home." You might even
> think it's a golfing pod. You're mildly optimistic
> because the internet sometimes has cool stuff on
> it.
> Then you listen to the first, oh say, 7 and a half
> minutes of any given show....
> then you throw the golf ball in the trash...or
> your driver bucket for your next visit to the
> range...
think about if you found it on a Thursday...Are you going to ff through 20 plus minutes of birthdays?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: February 06, 2016 11:26AM
Do you think anybody will find a ball and say "Hey, there's the guy who threw his club/made his wife cry/got into a cussfight with his Mother in Law(?) on the 19th hole?"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
GwhPG
()
Date: February 06, 2016 12:11PM
They had a prime opportunity as an early professional podcast. They blew it, basically.
Hell, people have said for forever that its flabbergasted that they weren't able to give the show to more stations. Not even for overnights. Ponderous - would be brought in a bunch of affiliate cash.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Things must be dire, LFF sounded desperate today
> talking about needing to increase listener base.
>
> Good luck with that.
Hell, people have said for forever that its flabbergasted that they weren't able to give the show to more stations. Not even for overnights. Ponderous - would be brought in a bunch of affiliate cash.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Things must be dire, LFF sounded desperate today
> talking about needing to increase listener base.
>
> Good luck with that.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: February 06, 2016 12:13PM
If I found a TMOS golf ball and happened to check it out for the first time on a show starting with a Kraft baby marshmallow bit, not only would I toss the ball but I would actively accost strangers and friends alike and tell them to avoid the podcast like the plague.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike's Dimpled Balls
()
Date: February 06, 2016 12:30PM
Putting a logo on golf balls is really just an asinine and expensive way to get the show to pay for Mike's golf balls. There will be zero return on that "investment." If you are playing a round of golf, you are looking for YOUR ball. You aren't going to pick up some random golf ball on the course and it's doubtful anyone would even look at a TMOS ball long enough for the name to register, much less go through the multiple steps necessary to find and download the shit show.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Alan Thicke
()
Date: February 06, 2016 12:42PM
Mike's Dimpled Balls Wrote:
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> Putting a logo on golf balls is really just an
> asinine and expensive way to get the show to pay
> for Mike's golf balls. There will be zero return
> on that "investment." If you are playing a round
> of golf, you are looking for YOUR ball. You aren't
> going to pick up some random golf ball on the
> course and it's doubtful anyone would even look at
> a TMOS ball long enough for the name to register,
> much less go through the multiple steps necessary
> to find and download the shit show.
Bingo. At this point, the podcast exists as much for tax reasons (write-offs) as for anything else. Mike needs golf balls? Slap a TMOS logo on them and write them off as a marketing expense. Oscar wants to take a vacation to Phoenix? Meet two klubbers at a "meet-and-greet" and write the whole thing off as a business trip. Eightt buys another Elvis vinyl album? Ok, well, that's out of Sharon's pocket. Eightt has zero business savvy, so he has no clue as to how to bilk the system.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Putting a logo on golf balls is really just an
> asinine and expensive way to get the show to pay
> for Mike's golf balls. There will be zero return
> on that "investment." If you are playing a round
> of golf, you are looking for YOUR ball. You aren't
> going to pick up some random golf ball on the
> course and it's doubtful anyone would even look at
> a TMOS ball long enough for the name to register,
> much less go through the multiple steps necessary
> to find and download the shit show.
Bingo. At this point, the podcast exists as much for tax reasons (write-offs) as for anything else. Mike needs golf balls? Slap a TMOS logo on them and write them off as a marketing expense. Oscar wants to take a vacation to Phoenix? Meet two klubbers at a "meet-and-greet" and write the whole thing off as a business trip. Eightt buys another Elvis vinyl album? Ok, well, that's out of Sharon's pocket. Eightt has zero business savvy, so he has no clue as to how to bilk the system.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 06, 2016 01:47PM
If you don't have income "write-offs" don't do you any good. So the idea that the show exists for tax purposes is a non-starter. Gifts are not income for tax purposes. As for the Elvis album, the source of funds doesn't matter because money is fungible. If Fatt Rob has income he could take the deduction. Fuckwaddle's main tax worry would be physical presence in Florida for 183 days a year.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Gold Jerry
()
Date: February 06, 2016 01:48PM
Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yep sure the best Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Will Eightt be handing out TMOS golf balls at
> > the
> > > middle-school talent show?
> >
> >
> > I swear to God, lines like that are funnier
> than
> > anything I hear on TMOS.
>
> FFXU posts of the week should be a bit on TMOS.
>
The photos of the graffiti on the garage doors would be comedy gold in Robb's audio vault.
-------------------------------------------------------
> The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yep sure the best Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Will Eightt be handing out TMOS golf balls at
> > the
> > > middle-school talent show?
> >
> >
> > I swear to God, lines like that are funnier
> than
> > anything I hear on TMOS.
>
> FFXU posts of the week should be a bit on TMOS.
>
The photos of the graffiti on the garage doors would be comedy gold in Robb's audio vault.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
XLKkv
()
Date: February 06, 2016 01:53PM
Mike's Dimpled Balls Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Putting a logo on golf balls is really just an
> asinine and expensive way to get the show to pay
> for Mike's golf balls. There will be zero return
> on that "investment." If you are playing a round
> of golf, you are looking for YOUR ball. You aren't
> going to pick up some random golf ball on the
> course and it's doubtful anyone would even look at
> a TMOS ball long enough for the name to register,
> much less go through the multiple steps necessary
> to find and download the shit show.
For at least the third time, the purpose of Logo golf balls is to hand them around to the other a-holes at your club as a little present. Although Mike probably plays with them.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Putting a logo on golf balls is really just an
> asinine and expensive way to get the show to pay
> for Mike's golf balls. There will be zero return
> on that "investment." If you are playing a round
> of golf, you are looking for YOUR ball. You aren't
> going to pick up some random golf ball on the
> course and it's doubtful anyone would even look at
> a TMOS ball long enough for the name to register,
> much less go through the multiple steps necessary
> to find and download the shit show.
For at least the third time, the purpose of Logo golf balls is to hand them around to the other a-holes at your club as a little present. Although Mike probably plays with them.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
House Mates
()
Date: February 06, 2016 01:58PM
I can tell that's Robb's house because the Spewaks strike me as the kind of people who would leave the garden hose in the driveway to be run over repeatedly until it stops working. Oops! Time to buy another hose with that dog-walking money!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Way Oscar Says P!zza
()
Date: February 06, 2016 01:59PM
peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Do you think anybody will find a ball and say
> "Hey, there's the guy who threw his club/made his
> wife cry/got into a cussfight with his Mother in
> Law(?) on the 19th hole?"
Not to mention, unless the three other guys in his foursome are smokers, a lot of golfers don't dig breathing second-hand smoke when they're out on the course. Just another way he ingratiates himself with that community.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Do you think anybody will find a ball and say
> "Hey, there's the guy who threw his club/made his
> wife cry/got into a cussfight with his Mother in
> Law(?) on the 19th hole?"
Not to mention, unless the three other guys in his foursome are smokers, a lot of golfers don't dig breathing second-hand smoke when they're out on the course. Just another way he ingratiates himself with that community.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Ballsy Mover
()
Date: February 06, 2016 02:03PM
Yep sure the best Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Will Eightt be handing out TMOS golf balls at the
> middle-school talent show?
Robb should put the logo on lollipops. That way, he can hand them out on the schoolyard while he's scouting for talent for next year's contest.
Even better, since Mike doesn't want Robb mentioning the show, he should use the 'ESSADEE' logo, instead.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Will Eightt be handing out TMOS golf balls at the
> middle-school talent show?
Robb should put the logo on lollipops. That way, he can hand them out on the schoolyard while he's scouting for talent for next year's contest.
Even better, since Mike doesn't want Robb mentioning the show, he should use the 'ESSADEE' logo, instead.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Ball Robber
()
Date: February 06, 2016 02:09PM
I can just see Robb saying "do you want to hold my balls?" to the 12 year old girls at the middle school. Quite the charmer/comedian.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yearbookworm
()
Date: February 06, 2016 02:23PM
Do these middle schools sell yearbooks? Would Robb's fatt mugg be in any of the talent show photos?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc.
()
Date: February 06, 2016 02:51PM
Ball Robber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I can just see Robb saying "do you want to hold my
> balls?" to the 12 year old girls at the middle
> school. Quite the charmer/comedian.
Right after his Flo Rida flouride joke, which went over like a Flint water ballon at the talent show.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I can just see Robb saying "do you want to hold my
> balls?" to the 12 year old girls at the middle
> school. Quite the charmer/comedian.
Right after his Flo Rida flouride joke, which went over like a Flint water ballon at the talent show.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: February 06, 2016 03:20PM
XLKkv Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike's Dimpled Balls Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Putting a logo on golf balls is really just an
> > asinine and expensive way to get the show to
> pay
> > for Mike's golf balls. There will be zero
> return
> > on that "investment." If you are playing a
> round
> > of golf, you are looking for YOUR ball. You
> aren't
> > going to pick up some random golf ball on the
> > course and it's doubtful anyone would even look
> at
> > a TMOS ball long enough for the name to
> register,
> > much less go through the multiple steps
> necessary
> > to find and download the shit show.
>
>
> For at least the third time, the purpose of Logo
> golf balls is to hand them around to the other
> a-holes at your club as a little present.
> Although Mike probably plays with them.
Jesus Christ, lighten up Francis. Stop being such a catfucker. What Fuckwaddle says he'll do and what he does -- two different things. Remember this is the guy who for a couple years had his daughterwife carrying around his business cards in her purse for him.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike's Dimpled Balls Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Putting a logo on golf balls is really just an
> > asinine and expensive way to get the show to
> pay
> > for Mike's golf balls. There will be zero
> return
> > on that "investment." If you are playing a
> round
> > of golf, you are looking for YOUR ball. You
> aren't
> > going to pick up some random golf ball on the
> > course and it's doubtful anyone would even look
> at
> > a TMOS ball long enough for the name to
> register,
> > much less go through the multiple steps
> necessary
> > to find and download the shit show.
>
>
> For at least the third time, the purpose of Logo
> golf balls is to hand them around to the other
> a-holes at your club as a little present.
> Although Mike probably plays with them.
Jesus Christ, lighten up Francis. Stop being such a catfucker. What Fuckwaddle says he'll do and what he does -- two different things. Remember this is the guy who for a couple years had his daughterwife carrying around his business cards in her purse for him.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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Ball Buster
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Date: February 06, 2016 03:28PM
No fucking way Mike would make the effort to hand balls out at the 19th Hole. He can barely be bothered to speak to actual fans at official TMOS events.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
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Date: February 06, 2016 05:13PM
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> I can just see Robb saying "do you want to hold my
> balls?" to the 12 year old girls at the middle
> school. Quite the charmer/comedian.
Sad but true. But no worse than getting on the PA and saying "Which one of you has a crush on my son?"
Even though you can't be Jew through the father, he claims to be Jew because in his tatertot casserole brain it gives him connection to show business and smart people, plus it allows him to make stupid Jew jokes. Anyone who doesn't like Danny Kaye is no Jew of mine.
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> I can just see Robb saying "do you want to hold my
> balls?" to the 12 year old girls at the middle
> school. Quite the charmer/comedian.
Sad but true. But no worse than getting on the PA and saying "Which one of you has a crush on my son?"
Even though you can't be Jew through the father, he claims to be Jew because in his tatertot casserole brain it gives him connection to show business and smart people, plus it allows him to make stupid Jew jokes. Anyone who doesn't like Danny Kaye is no Jew of mine.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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Intractable Insobriety
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Date: February 06, 2016 06:54PM
I wonder what peekza looks like. I imagine a young Wilford Brimley. Did I nail it?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekapeekzapaloozaaa
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Date: February 06, 2016 07:41PM
Nope. While I always liked Brimley's look, peek is the spitting image of Tom Selleck. Magnum P.I. era.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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peekza
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Date: February 07, 2016 12:11AM
Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> I wonder what peekza looks like. I imagine a young
> Wilford Brimley. Did I nail it?
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> I wonder what peekza looks like. I imagine a young
> Wilford Brimley. Did I nail it?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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Yep sure the best
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Date: February 07, 2016 12:16AM
Dang, peek, that is a crazy look!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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peekza
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Date: February 07, 2016 12:36AM
heavy hangs the head...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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peekza
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Date: February 07, 2016 12:37AM
How is that a slogan?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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Cary and Carla
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Date: February 07, 2016 10:52AM
It's not really the podcast motto, but it's what our husbands have told us for years, so they're used to saying it.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
DGH
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Date: February 07, 2016 02:59PM
I'm surprised it wasn't written into your wedding vows.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
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Date: February 07, 2016 04:22PM
Looking forward to Mike's in depth analysis of the "Big Game" Monday and of course Robb's total agreement.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Overt Operative
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Date: February 07, 2016 04:25PM
peekza Wrote:
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> How is that a slogan?
A variation of "curb your enthusiasm". Quite original but not as funny.
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> How is that a slogan?
A variation of "curb your enthusiasm". Quite original but not as funny.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
My finger smells like funny
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Date: February 07, 2016 05:00PM
On my way. Going to open a tab under the name O'Meara and put it on my Dine 'n Dash card!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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Drama Jock
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Date: February 07, 2016 05:12PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Looking forward to Mike's in depth analysis of the
> "Big Game" Monday and of course Robb's total
> agreement.
Robb only watches to get audio of footballs hitting goal posts. Nothing gives him more pleasure than a hard working athlete failing in front of a billion lazy couch potatoes.
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> Looking forward to Mike's in depth analysis of the
> "Big Game" Monday and of course Robb's total
> agreement.
Robb only watches to get audio of footballs hitting goal posts. Nothing gives him more pleasure than a hard working athlete failing in front of a billion lazy couch potatoes.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
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Date: February 07, 2016 05:13PM
So the party starts at midnight?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Party Animal
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Date: February 07, 2016 05:24PM
Was Mike invited to any neighborhood SB parties? I can just envision lil Mikey sitting at the kiddie table with all the 40-yr-olds.
Maybe his neighbors can't handle the excitement of a football game. Probably a surge in obits the following day.
Maybe his neighbors can't handle the excitement of a football game. Probably a surge in obits the following day.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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Pathetic TMOS hater
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Date: February 07, 2016 05:41PM
To the guy who gives us grief for having nothing better to do on holidays than obsess over Mike and his band of brothers, let me save you the trouble. I am posting here on Super Bowl Sunday. Guilty as charged. I may even post during the actual game.
There, I've saved you a posting here. Message received. Go on back to your pre-game activities, and enjoy the extra time with your friends, Ace. You've earned it.
But I do hope your team loses tonight.
There, I've saved you a posting here. Message received. Go on back to your pre-game activities, and enjoy the extra time with your friends, Ace. You've earned it.
But I do hope your team loses tonight.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
SuperBowler
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Date: February 07, 2016 05:43PM
Mike won't watch the SuperBowl because his favorite team, the Dolphins, isn't in it. You know what a big fan he is, being from Miami and all.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
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Date: February 07, 2016 06:52PM
Looking forward to Mike's in depth analysis of the"Big Game" commercials and of course Robb's total agreement. ..