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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: January 30, 2016 09:42AM

Bernie pays his interns....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Internist ()
Date: January 30, 2016 10:07AM

How long can you go not paying an intern before it is considered slavery? I think there are laws against such things.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 30, 2016 10:55AM

Is that MDA thing real?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 30, 2016 11:53AM

712...Semper Fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 30, 2016 11:54AM

Pretend radio listener Wrote:
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> It's cute how Mike refers to the Super Bowl as
> 'The Big Game.' He loves to pretend that the NFL
> will sue his make believe radio network for using
> the term 'Super Bowl.'
>
> Doesn't he know that the NFL has bigger fish to
> fry, eg, getting Concussion banned from movie
> theaters?


Hey Mike knows...He's been in rooms for God's sake

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 30, 2016 11:54AM

Cary when she was worth a fuck....literally

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 30, 2016 11:55AM

Lord Hep Us Wrote:
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> The MDA Show of Strength is an annual televised
> benefit concert held each Labor Day Weekend in the
> United States to raise money for the Muscular
> Dystrophy Association (MDA). The program is the
> successor to the Jerry Lewis MDA Labor Day
> Telethon, an annual telethon that ran until 2010.
>
> In 2011, darkness descended on the telethon, as
> the duration was cut to 6 hours and Jerry Lewis
> was no longer the host.
>
> Now the telethon, like Jerry, is a pale ghost of
> what it once was.
>
> We need to bring back the spectacle, the show
> business, and the near-torturous sweat equity that
> made the MDA telethon able to bring in tens of
> millions of dollars every year.
>
> Radio's Robb Spewak can bring the very serious
> business of show back to the telethon, with style,
> energy, and comedy.
>
> Raise your voices to the MDA, and let them know
> there is a light at the end of the dark shortened
> Jerry-less tunnel they now find themselves in, and
> that light's name is Robb Spewak.

Tim Miranda, you have done the Lord's Work

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 30, 2016 11:57AM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Is that MDA thing real?


sadly, no

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 30, 2016 12:14PM

Actually the sad thing is you wouldn't put it past those delusional Klubber fucks.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: January 30, 2016 12:27PM

peekza Wrote:
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> A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > You'd think the Romans in their bronze armor
> would
> > have tipped Mike off as they nailed him up.
>
>
> In his defense, Mike thought those were made out
> of plastic

Mike wondered why the didn't just hang him up with velcro

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: January 30, 2016 12:40PM

Good morning, you middle-aged, overweight faggots who obsess over a lousy podcast. How are you all doing this weekend?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: January 30, 2016 12:55PM

Hi Pot, This is Kettle.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 30, 2016 12:56PM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> Good morning, you middle-aged, overweight faggots
> who obsess over a lousy podcast. How are you all
> doing this weekend?


better than you by the looks of it

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 30, 2016 12:56PM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> Good morning, you middle-aged, overweight faggots
> who obsess over a lousy podcast. How are you all
> doing this weekend?

A lot better than the jackass obsessing over a message board discussion about a podcast. Thank you for asking!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS hater ()
Date: January 30, 2016 01:00PM

Right back at ya, klubtard!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: January 30, 2016 01:54PM

It bothers the klubbers so much to know we're here having a little fun at TMOS' expense. I don't think the men of TMOS would appreciate their fan's use of "faggots," though. At least not when they're sober or on the air.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS demo ()
Date: January 30, 2016 01:58PM

Funny for that guy also to use middle-aged as an epithet. As if millenials make up the majority of their listeners.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: January 30, 2016 03:16PM

So exciting. The fat asses in the klub posting pictures of styrofoam containers of meat.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Weeknd ()
Date: January 30, 2016 03:27PM

Speaking of weekend, I understand Mike has been lobbying for a regular four day weekend. At the same time he's imploring Oscar, Robb, klubbers and an unpaid intern who is actually paying HIM to "Try Harder."

Are we obsessed? Maybe. Who wouldn't be obsessed with this level of hypocrisy?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 30, 2016 03:51PM

RK Wrote:
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> So exciting. The fat asses in the klub posting
> pictures of styrofoam containers of meat.

Mail order meat for shut-ins and Nebraska seafood for shut-ins. This week with optional O'Meara Couch De-Adhesion Wand!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike R. ()
Date: January 30, 2016 04:12PM

What exactly happened to Friday's Audio Fault? Mike was there at the beginning and all of a sudden he was gone, gone, gone. Rob even mentioned that he wish Mike was there to hear yet another stupid goat youtube. Sounds like segments were done at different times and it was all strung together with poor editing?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: January 30, 2016 04:23PM

Mike R. Wrote:
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> What exactly happened to Friday's Audio Fault?
> Mike was there at the beginning and all of a
> sudden he was gone, gone, gone. Rob even
> mentioned that he wish Mike was there to hear yet
> another stupid goat youtube. Sounds like segments
> were done at different times and it was all strung
> together with poor editing?

They "lost" LFF (quite an impressive feat to lose someone of his carriage!) and just did a smash cut back to Oscar and Blob(b). No "We are experiencing technical difficulties" or any sound or other way of telling when the cut took place. Odd. Best sounding podcast in the world though. Best finances in the world of podcasting. All great businesses pay salaries 11 of 12 months of the year.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 30, 2016 04:59PM

Mike R. Wrote:
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> What exactly happened to Friday's Audio Fault?
> Mike was there at the beginning and all of a
> sudden he was gone, gone, gone. Rob even
> mentioned that he wish Mike was there to hear yet
> another stupid goat youtube. Sounds like segments
> were done at different times and it was all strung
> together with poor editing?


They lost Mike's feed and didn't feel like it was worth the hassle to re-aquire him for the last 5 minutes

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 30, 2016 05:08PM

Maybe he couldn't keep the Full Mike about his Daughterwife putting a number on his weight bottled up until after the show.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: January 30, 2016 05:49PM

He was pissed at Carla for shaming him on air so he pulled the plug and went to get the suitcase to give her the "What For".

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: E2 Tambien ()
Date: January 30, 2016 05:52PM

Can't believe the audacious hypocrisy of Mike griping about reimbursing an intern. An unpaid intern, no less.

Shame on you, O'Meara!!

Shame.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 30, 2016 06:04PM

E2 Tambien Wrote:
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> Can't believe the audacious hypocrisy of Mike
> griping about reimbursing an intern. An unpaid
> intern, no less.
>
> Shame on you, O'Meara!!
>
> Shame.


yes....that is a new low for him...making an under-appreciated unpaid intern carry an IOU for almost $200 while you maintain 2 residences is an All Time Low for Mike...Worse than trying to shame RJ for getting cancer....I'll bet they could have paid RoFo sooner if Mike had dis-connected the cable/internet for his house in Maine for the 6 months he's gonna live in Florida, but he can't be inconvenienced to schedule a re-connection, so he'll just waste $1000 instead.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 30, 2016 06:06PM

and moments after whining about reimbursing Ford, Mike tells a story about eating at a STEAKHOUSE

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 30, 2016 06:07PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Maybe he couldn't keep the Full Mike about his
> Daughterwife putting a number on his weight
> bottled up until after the show.


ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I. Getjokes ()
Date: January 30, 2016 07:14PM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> It bothers the klubbers so much to know we're here
> having a little fun at TMOS' expense. I don't
> think the men of TMOS would appreciate their fan's
> use of "faggots," though. At least not when
> they're sober or on the air.

"Men of TMOS." Good one.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 30, 2016 07:26PM

My Dear Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives :

MR THICKNESS IS HEADING FOR MAUI TOMORROW AND WILL NOT BE ABLE TO POST FOR ONE YEAR, I KNOW YOU WILL MOVE FORWARD WITHOUT YOUR MAIN MAN BABIES, WILL TRY AND CHECK IN BEFORE MY DEPARTURE ON SUNDAY IT'S BEEN A BLAST PEEPS, ON THE MENU TONIGHT IS A DOZEN HOT WINGS AND A LARGE WEST COAST COMBO PIZZA

SAY LA VEENA MY NIGGA! I LOVE 5

~SLV~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 30, 2016 07:27PM

Stunning White Eyes LOOK!!!!
L@@K

~SLV~
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 30, 2016 07:28PM

peekza Wrote:
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> E2 Tambien Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can't believe the audacious hypocrisy of Mike
> > griping about reimbursing an intern. An unpaid
> > intern, no less.
> >
> > Shame on you, O'Meara!!
> >
> > Shame.
>
>
> yes....that is a new low for him...making an
> under-appreciated unpaid intern carry an IOU for
> almost $200 while you maintain 2 residences is an
> All Time Low for Mike...Worse than trying to shame
> RJ for getting cancer....I'll bet they could have
> paid RoFo sooner if Mike had dis-connected the
> cable/internet for his house in Maine for the 6
> months he's gonna live in Florida, but he can't be
> inconvenienced to schedule a re-connection, so
> he'll just waste $1000 instead.

And weren't they giving RoFo shit for not buying his current piece of trim a boner show subscription? I'm back to actively wishing death on Fuckwaddle. It doesn't take a lot.

And as often happens when Fatt Mike is in the mix, Friday's show kind of just laid there and sucked. He truly is the worst thing about his own show.

The part about the steakhouse I missed. But that and free mail-order meat is a surefire recipe for weight loss, amirite?

Maybe he's banking on the cigarettes to help him, the Marlboro Light and Miller Lite diet.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Trollminator ()
Date: January 30, 2016 07:40PM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> My Dear Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette
> Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's
> Lives And Wives :
>
> MR THICKNESS IS HEADING FOR MAUI TOMORROW AND WILL
> NOT BE ABLE TO POST FOR ONE YEAR, I KNOW YOU WILL
> MOVE FORWARD WITHOUT YOUR MAIN MAN BABIES, WILL
> TRY AND CHECK IN BEFORE MY DEPARTURE ON SUNDAY
> IT'S BEEN A BLAST PEEPS, ON THE MENU TONIGHT IS A
> DOZEN HOT WINGS AND A LARGE WEST COAST COMBO PIZZA
>
>
> SAY LA VEENA MY NIGGA! I LOVE 5
>
> ~SLV~


The same stupid bullshit with you, over and over again. How many times do the people here have to make it clear that they hate you and your stupid, whiny shit?

Why don't you tell us where you really are, so I can come over there and pound your ass into the ground and kick you in your m&m sized nuts?

Go be a whiny annoying bitch on some other page.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 30, 2016 10:06PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > E2 Tambien Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Can't believe the audacious hypocrisy of Mike
> > > griping about reimbursing an intern. An
> unpaid
> > > intern, no less.
> > >
> > > Shame on you, O'Meara!!
> > >
> > > Shame.
> >
> >
> > yes....that is a new low for him...making an
> > under-appreciated unpaid intern carry an IOU
> for
> > almost $200 while you maintain 2 residences is
> an
> > All Time Low for Mike...Worse than trying to
> shame
> > RJ for getting cancer....I'll bet they could
> have
> > paid RoFo sooner if Mike had dis-connected the
> > cable/internet for his house in Maine for the 6
> > months he's gonna live in Florida, but he can't
> be
> > inconvenienced to schedule a re-connection, so
> > he'll just waste $1000 instead.
>
> And weren't they giving RoFo shit for not buying
> his current piece of trim a boner show
> subscription? I'm back to actively wishing death
> on Fuckwaddle. It doesn't take a lot.
>
> And as often happens when Fatt Mike is in the mix,
> Friday's show kind of just laid there and sucked.
> He truly is the worst thing about his own show.
>
> The part about the steakhouse I missed. But that
> and free mail-order meat is a surefire recipe for
> weight loss, amirite?
>
> Maybe he's banking on the cigarettes to help him,
> the Marlboro Light and Miller Lite diet.


He mentioned that they went to a Japanese Steakhouse(of course he complained about the price) after he ruined his appetite eating a bowl full of chocolate chips topped with whipped cream...and several saltines and then a healthy ration of Goldfish

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: LFF sez ()
Date: January 30, 2016 10:10PM

M&M's, mmmmmm

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: January 30, 2016 10:57PM

I do appreciate that the repetitive idiot -- thickness -- uses all caps so that I can automatically avoid it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Friday Highlights ()
Date: January 31, 2016 08:19AM

Mike starts out the show trying to screw over his interns. He uses the term "pay yourself first," claiming to have read that in an article. I would love to see said article. That term usually means, when an individual gets paid, his first priority is putting a portion into savings. I've never seen the term applied to employers. Every small business owner I know pays his employees first, pays other expenses as appropriate, and keeps what's left over. If I were a TMOS intern, and someone told me to go out and buy something, I would ask for the cash upfront or the company credit card. Oscar and Mike can't spend money fast enough, when it's something THEY want for themselves. Why dick the interns for company crap?

BTW, have they "hired" any black, gay, or transgender interns yet?

Mike claims that he provides good care for his dogs, even though he won't take them to the vet. He claims picking up their poop is care enough. Please. If he thought he couldn't get caught, his dogs' shit would be all over the neighborhood.

Mike states that he is not a practicing Catholic. That is an understatement. That's like saying Obama's not a practicing Republican. Mike joined another church! His spawn was baptized in that church.

Mike's chocolate chip episode is Classic Mike. Anytime Mom leaves the house, Mike has to indulge himself. Just like he goes to the golf course to smoke and goes to the movies to score nachos. Fortunately, Carla does let him let him drink in her presence; that's what makes life bearable in the O'Meara household.

He will be north of 300 again by summer, unless his heart gives out first. Keep those pork chops from Omaha Steaks coming!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 31, 2016 08:44AM

If he has lost any weight it was likely his
remaining muscle mass. Now when weight is put back - pure fat baby.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Pay Yourself First ()
Date: January 31, 2016 09:12AM

Having been a business owner, the term "pay yourself first" refers to budgeting. In other words, make sure your budget includes paying yourself first when money comes in. That doesn't mean you don't fulfill your obligations. Not paying loans, leases and people on time is a recipe for failure.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: January 31, 2016 10:09AM

Mike noted January is TMOS' slowest month for income. MBA'er Oscar, thinking of ways to overcome that problem, recommends they shift it to February, since it's the shortest month.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ccradio ()
Date: January 31, 2016 10:41AM

Friday Highlights Wrote:

>
> BTW, have they "hired" any black, gay, or
> transgender interns yet?

They had Jabarie Brown early on, in fact I think he ran the original "This Week in TMOS" shows. Then he split off and started his own podcast, which later joined with RELM. It appears to still be running, though less frequently. I think it's gone from weekly to monthly.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 31, 2016 11:41AM

ccradio Wrote:
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> Friday Highlights Wrote:
>
> >
> > BTW, have they "hired" any black, gay, or
> > transgender interns yet?
>
> They had Jabarie Brown early on, in fact I think
> he ran the original "This Week in TMOS" shows.
> Then he split off and started his own podcast,
> which later joined with RELM. It appears to still
> be running, though less frequently. I think it's
> gone from weekly to monthly.

Can you imagine how Spewak would act around a gay intern?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: January 31, 2016 11:48AM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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MR THICKNESS IS HEADING FOR MAUI TOMORROW AND WILL
> NOT BE ABLE TO POST FOR ONE YEAR,
>
> ~SLV~


YES!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekapeekzapaloozaaa ()
Date: January 31, 2016 12:08PM

One Earth year?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 500 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 31, 2016 12:16PM

We always try to play it down in here like they dislike TMOS but in reality we all wanna suck his cock like the groupie sluts we are.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 31, 2016 12:33PM

Recipe for disaster:
300 lbs. Of Mike
335 lbs. Of Robb
190 lbs. Of beaner

And there you have it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 31, 2016 12:39PM

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR MY BEAUTIFUL WHITE ROUND BOUNCY BRUNETTE DELICIOUS SWEET BABIES OBSESSING OVER OTHER MEN'S LIVES AND WIVES

AS I SIT HERE AT OAKLAND INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, HEADING TO PARADISE I WILL MISS THE BABIES, WILL CHECK BACK IN ASAP, CANNOT WAIT TO SHOP IN MAUI, SEE A MOVIE AND HAVE A LONG ISLAND ICE TEA AT THE HARD ROCK BYE BYE IT'S DRINKY DRINK TIME BEFORE LUNCHY LUNCH DON'T BE STRANGER'S AND CARRY ON




~SLV~

Aloha Mahalo

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George C ()
Date: January 31, 2016 01:31PM

peekza Wrote:
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> ccradio Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Friday Highlights Wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > BTW, have they "hired" any black, gay, or
> > > transgender interns yet?
> >
> > They had Jabarie Brown early on, in fact I
> think
> > he ran the original "This Week in TMOS" shows.
> > Then he split off and started his own podcast,
> > which later joined with RELM. It appears to
> still
> > be running, though less frequently. I think
> it's
> > gone from weekly to monthly.
>
> Can you imagine how Spewak would act around a gay
> intern?

Spewak (nervously): "I think it moved!"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb clone ()
Date: January 31, 2016 01:32PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Recipe for disaster:
> 300 lbs. Of Mike
> 335 lbs. Of Robb
> 190 lbs. Of beaner
>
> And there you have it.


Don't forget the KRAFT BABY MARSHMALLOWS!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Suze Whoreman ()
Date: January 31, 2016 01:38PM

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Mike noted January is TMOS' slowest month for
> income. MBA'er Oscar, thinking of ways to overcome
> that problem, recommends they shift it to
> February, since it's the shortest month.


Plus the money would have 2-3 days less time value.

Remember, too, that interns are in a different silo. Curate yourself first.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 31, 2016 01:41PM

After meeting Mike and talking with him for only ten minutes, Mother O'Meara's doctor decided to save some time and filled out the cause of death on her death certificate as "Chronic Disappointment."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/31/2016 04:24PM by My finger smells like funny.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Tale of two tales ()
Date: January 31, 2016 02:01PM

Last week Oscar began the week by describing his quest to get a snowblower. Despite numerous interruptions, he managed to make it somewhat suspenseful. The klubbers were probably amazed that someone could actually have almost a thousand dollars in their bank account; Oscar was practically Trump in their eyes.

You could tell that Mike was totally disappointed that Oscar didn't get screwed in the deal (spoiler alert: Oscar didn't get screwed in the deal). Fortunately, Mike could turn to Robb and give him some more shit about not shoveling his sidewalk.

Compare that story to Mike's story at the end of the week about his dog rubbing his ass on a driveway during a walk. They managed to drag that out for about ten minutes. At least Mike's earlier story of being upset about his interns getting reimbursed was interesting in that it revealed how these bozos run a business.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George Mason TMOS Flyer ()
Date: January 31, 2016 02:07PM

"Any students desiring an internship in podcasting should consider TMOS, where every day is Opposite Day!"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 31, 2016 02:21PM

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> After Meeting Mike and talking with him for only
> ten minutes, Mother O'Meara's doctor decided to
> save some time and filled out the cause of death
> on her death certificate as "Chronic
> Disappointment."


yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 31, 2016 02:22PM

Tale of two tales Wrote:
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> Last week Oscar began the week by describing his
> quest to get a snowblower. Despite numerous
> interruptions, he managed to make it somewhat
> suspenseful. The klubbers were probably amazed
> that someone could actually have almost a thousand
> dollars in their bank account; Oscar was
> practically Trump in their eyes.
>
> You could tell that Mike was totally disappointed
> that Oscar didn't get screwed in the deal (spoiler
> alert: Oscar didn't get screwed in the deal).
> Fortunately, Mike could turn to Robb and give him
> some more shit about not shoveling his sidewalk.
>
> Compare that story to Mike's story at the end of
> the week about his dog rubbing his ass on a
> driveway during a walk. They managed to drag that
> out for about ten minutes. At least Mike's
> earlier story of being upset about his interns
> getting reimbursed was interesting in that it
> revealed how these bozos run a business.


perfect use of spoiler alert

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 31, 2016 02:23PM

Tale of two tales Wrote:
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> Last week Oscar began the week by describing his
> quest to get a snowblower. Despite numerous
> interruptions, he managed to make it somewhat
> suspenseful. The klubbers were probably amazed
> that someone could actually have almost a thousand
> dollars in their bank account; Oscar was
> practically Trump in their eyes.
>
> You could tell that Mike was totally disappointed
> that Oscar didn't get screwed in the deal (spoiler
> alert: Oscar didn't get screwed in the deal).
> Fortunately, Mike could turn to Robb and give him
> some more shit about not shoveling his sidewalk.
>
> Compare that story to Mike's story at the end of
> the week about his dog rubbing his ass on a
> driveway during a walk. They managed to drag that
> out for about ten minutes. At least Mike's
> earlier story of being upset about his interns
> getting reimbursed was interesting in that it
> revealed how these bozos run a business.

Sher! The best! Love it! Onnnne Tiiimmmmme....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 31, 2016 03:14PM

Suze Whoreman Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike noted January is TMOS' slowest month for
> > income. MBA'er Oscar, thinking of ways to
> overcome
> > that problem, recommends they shift it to
> > February, since it's the shortest month.
>
>
> Plus the money would have 2-3 days less time
> value.
>
> Remember, too, that interns are in a different
> silo. Curate yourself first.

If I may steal from my close personal friend but not in a gay way, peeksa,

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssiiirrrrrrrrr!

That is top shelf use of business school jargon, deserving of the highest price point from those in your cohort.

Stealing snowblower and cases of wine = paying yourself first

Using show money to buy golf balls with the purpose of losing them in hopes of promoting your podcast = paying yourself first

not reimbursing gullible unpaid interns = paying yourself first.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 31, 2016 03:37PM

Never forget...Sometimes Mike doesn't EVEN reimburse himself(according to Mike)....Hell, he picked up the tab for his printer ink just the other day!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Screwed over ()
Date: January 31, 2016 04:31PM

Doesn't this describe almost exactly the death of Mike's Look-around Cafe?

Pay Yourself First Wrote:
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> Having been a business owner, the term "pay
> yourself first" refers to budgeting. In other
> words, make sure your budget includes paying
> yourself first when money comes in. That doesn't
> mean you don't fulfill your obligations. Not
> paying loans, leases and people on time is a
> recipe for failure.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 31, 2016 04:37PM

It's exactly what happened at O'Meara's

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 31, 2016 05:19PM

Years ago I worked for an employer who had some payroll issues. But. He would send me out for sushi, with his Amex card, and tell me to also get a meal for myself. Of course I was stealing from him, but that's a topic for another day. He was a standup guy when it came to Japanese food. Run an errand, get a good meal.

Or was it all just a beautiful dream?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Lorax ()
Date: January 31, 2016 05:35PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Never forget...Sometimes Mike doesn't EVEN
> reimburse himself(according to Mike)....Hell, he
> picked up the tab for his printer ink just the
> other day!

Why does Mike need a printer for TMOS? He can't read copy off of an iPad?

Mike admitted the other day that he blocks all sites that send him right wing info. That mesns he should be getting lots of climate change info. Why doesn't he read some of that stuff and reduce his carbon footprint?

While he's at it, he should quit using plastic bags for dog poop and use cloth diapers for Mikey.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 31, 2016 06:03PM

The all-purpose answer is: because his chronic alcohol abuse has left him with the attention span and intelligence of whatever is one step below mongoloid. Many of us had a retarded friend or two in grade-school. Fuckwaddle is a step below those folks.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 31, 2016 06:38PM

Aka a big fat lib.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Larry K. ()
Date: January 31, 2016 06:44PM

The Lorax Wrote:

> While he's at it, he should quit using plastic
> bags for dog poop and use cloth diapers for Mikey.

Luckily Frankie and Beluga are completely house trained, so toilet training lil' Mikey should be a snap for his calm, sober, patient, mature parents.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 31, 2016 07:23PM

Larry K. Wrote:
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> The Lorax Wrote:
>
> > While he's at it, he should quit using plastic
> > bags for dog poop and use cloth diapers for
> Mikey.
>
> Luckily Frankie and Beluga are completely house
> trained, so toilet training lil' Mikey should be a
> snap for his calm, sober, patient, mature parents.

In his world "house trained" means trained to shit in the house. So yes.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 31, 2016 07:33PM

Caption Contest!!!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dog Whisperer ()
Date: January 31, 2016 07:55PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Larry K. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The Lorax Wrote:
> >
> > > While he's at it, he should quit using
> plastic
> > > bags for dog poop and use cloth diapers for
> > Mikey.
> >
> > Luckily Frankie and Beluga are completely house
> > trained, so toilet training lil' Mikey should be
> a
> > snap for his calm, sober, patient, mature
> parents.
>
> In his world "house trained" means trained to shit
> in the house. So yes.

Before the Florida move, Mike had the interns house trained to pick up poop from his Victorian carpets. Primarily dog poop, I'm hoping.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: E2 Tambien ()
Date: January 31, 2016 08:13PM

Mike is a pig.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Caption Crunch ()
Date: January 31, 2016 08:15PM

"Santa is paid a visit by his less succesful redneck cousin from the South Pole."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 31, 2016 08:19PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Caption Contest!!!


"Fully house-trained. Will supply own sofa. Free to good euthanasic home. Preference given to homes already visited by Dick Gregory or Richard Simmons, for obvious structural reasons. Maximum six month commitment according to current medical evaluation."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: MR COCK ()
Date: January 31, 2016 08:29PM

Might be nice if we all rubbed one out to honor mr Thickness for all he's done for us?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lady.Baltimore. [Impersonation] ()
Date: January 31, 2016 08:33PM

Come back my love, cum back

edit by Cary: Nudity removed. Impersonation also prohibited. Cut it out.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/01/2016 05:55AM by Cary.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 31, 2016 09:18PM

why?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 31, 2016 09:30PM

A gaylord pussyfoot molester with obvious pectoral implants.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 31, 2016 10:37PM

Right?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives ()
Date: February 01, 2016 12:51AM

peekza Wrote:
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> 712...Semper Fat Cary's close-up

HELLO? DENTIST???

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 01, 2016 02:08AM

dogteeth

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Yep sure the best ()
Date: February 01, 2016 02:21AM

> Using show money to buy golf balls with the
> purpose of losing them in hopes of promoting your
> podcast


The golf balls with TMOS logo on them are to hand around to the other d-bags at the club in order to look like a big swinging dick.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Way Oscar Says P!zza ()
Date: February 01, 2016 02:42AM

Yep sure the best Wrote:
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> > Using show money to buy golf balls with the
> > purpose of losing them in hopes of promoting
> your
> > podcast
>
>
> The golf balls with TMOS logo on them are to hand
> around to the other d-bags at the club in order to
> look like a big swinging dick.

No doubt, but it makes it harder to explain why he still hits other guys golf balls in the fairway. Of course, it's their fault they didn't tell him before he hit the wrong ball. Maybe next time they could text him first. Damned entitled humps.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: LFF stroke thoughts ()
Date: February 01, 2016 06:17AM

I'm not mad at you for visiting our website and shopping for the next decade scoring with you and the example. The first weekend there are many different types of people who have lost them to the menu choices

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Arnie Palmer ()
Date: February 01, 2016 07:18AM

Yep sure the best Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> > Using show money to buy golf balls with the
> > purpose of losing them in hopes of promoting
> your
> > podcast
>
>
> The golf balls with TMOS logo on them are to hand
> around to the other d-bags at the club in order to
> look like a big swinging dick.

Has Oscar run the numbers to see if the golf balls have influenced sales? For example, since Mike started handing them out, has there been an uptick in racist or senile subscribers?

The great thing about these balls is that they're recyclable. Think about it. Mike hands them out to the older golfers. A few months later, Mike can buy them back at the estate sales for a fraction of the original cost. He might even pick up some cheap clubs to replace the ones he's flung all over the course.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Inquiring mind ()
Date: February 01, 2016 07:28AM

LFF stroke thoughts Wrote:
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> I'm not mad at you for visiting our website and
> shopping for the next decade scoring with you and
> the example. The first weekend there are many
> different types of people who have lost them to
> the menu choices

Where did you find this gem? (I need to cite all my sources for my doctoral thesis.)

Can we get our forensic linguist to analyze this sample?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: February 01, 2016 07:51AM

Iowa caucuses = Mike O'meara political junkie.
Spoiler Alert!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike junkie ()
Date: February 01, 2016 08:12AM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Iowa caucuses = Mike O'meara political junkie.
> Spoiler Alert!

The political junkie who filters out all right wing information and who hates debating with facts or details. All donk, no wonk.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: EsteBAN ()
Date: February 01, 2016 08:58AM

Paul Kanter???

God I fucking hate Robb!

I knew it was Kantner and I don't even listen to Jefferson Airplane of consider myself a fan...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Trollminator ()
Date: February 01, 2016 09:11AM

I think I just figured out who Mr. Thickness is. I won't mention any names, but it's the same guy that did the Todd Hess posts and then argued with them (himself). This guy also likes to post pics of naked dudes on a regular basis. If you think about it, you can figure out who I'm talking about.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Balls Deep ()
Date: February 01, 2016 09:46AM

I think Mike's TMOS-branded golf ball strategy is genius. He loses a ball on the golf course, someone else finds the ball and becomes a fan! Maybe he should brand his clubs, too.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Beetles Fan ()
Date: February 01, 2016 09:49AM

Robb will really be sad when Paul McArthur dies.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: February 01, 2016 09:54AM

The strategy would be good if the balls Mike loses were FINDABLE, but being as they will be DEEP in the woods, no one will ever see the logos.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: February 01, 2016 10:31AM

Balls Deep Wrote:
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> I think Mike's TMOS-branded golf ball strategy is
> genius. He loses a ball on the golf course,
> someone else finds the ball and becomes a fan!
> Maybe he should brand his clubs, too.


Like when they dredge the water hazards and the Mexican guy makes a mural of Jesus in his house with the balls?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 01, 2016 11:28AM

Mike junkie Wrote:
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Iowa caucuses = Mike O'meara political junkie.
> > Spoiler Alert!
>
> The political junkie who filters out all right
> wing information and who hates debating with facts
> or details. All donk, no wonk.

The political junkie who told Oscar that He doesn't know 10% of Mike's Politics or the political junkie who told us all that we know where his political allegiance lies?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 01, 2016 11:31AM

Trollminator Wrote:
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> I think I just figured out who Mr. Thickness is.
> I won't mention any names, but it's the same guy
> that did the Todd Hess posts and then argued with
> them (himself). This guy also likes to post pics
> of naked dudes on a regular basis. If you think
> about it, you can figure out who I'm talking
> about.


the code has been cracked

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ToddysWay2Hoddie ()
Date: February 01, 2016 11:54AM

peekza Wrote:
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> Trollminator Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think I just figured out who Mr. Thickness is.
>

Couldn't be this guy, he doesn't have a subtle "bone" in his body. Ha, ha!!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: February 01, 2016 11:55AM

Human Thumb????????

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 01, 2016 12:35PM

Trollminator Wrote:
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> I think I just figured out who Mr. Thickness is.
> I won't mention any names, but it's the same guy
> that did the Todd Hess posts and then argued with
> them (himself). This guy also likes to post pics
> of naked dudes on a regular basis. If you think
> about it, you can figure out who I'm talking
> about.

Yeah, you got it all figured out.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Toddler ()
Date: February 01, 2016 12:38PM

ToddysWay2Hoddie Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Trollminator Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I think I just figured out who Mr. Thickness
> is.
> >
>
> Couldn't be this guy, he doesn't have a subtle
> "bone" in his body. Ha, ha!!

His wife gets all her pearl necklaces there. They feature a wide assortment from a variety of suppliers.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: MR COCK ()
Date: February 01, 2016 12:43PM

stunning
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 01, 2016 12:49PM

MR COCK Wrote:
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> stunning


Liar...how's Maui?

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