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Horseradish Wrote:
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> He blocked you? What the hell...?
I know, right? He never blocks people for reasons big OR small.
But I learned earlier this year that being blocked by Mike doesn't necessarily mean he isn't seeing your posts. Months after blocking me, he called me out on the show for comments I made in the fan club the day before. He just can't help himself.
Forum Police Wrote:
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> OOH LOOK AT YOU THINKING YOU'RE MR. BIG SHOT
> BECAUSE YOU USE HTML TAGS!!! YOU MUST BE STUPID
> AND HAVE A SMALL PENIS.
they all think they are bigshots on this thread, because they hide behind a computer and talk shit about some radio host they supposedly hate, but they hate so much that they spend their lives discussing
these fucks follow every move these radio hosts make and gossip about it among themselves
TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> Mike says, give a listen to today's show, won't
> you?
>
> Mike doing a Carol Burnett-style shout out to his
> grandmother.
>
> Zombies could feed for hours on those lobes.
Who needs a video stream with those lobes? All he had to do was go outside and tell his mom to look to the south for big lobes on a bigger asshole.
lifeless cowards Wrote:
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> Forum Police Wrote:
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> > OOH LOOK AT YOU THINKING YOU'RE MR. BIG SHOT
> > BECAUSE YOU USE HTML TAGS!!! YOU MUST BE
> STUPID
> > AND HAVE A SMALL PENIS.
>
>
> they all think they are bigshots on this thread,
> because they hide behind a computer and talk shit
> about some radio host they supposedly hate, but
> they hate so much that they spend their lives
> discussing
>
> these fucks follow every move these radio hosts
> make and gossip about it among themselves
>
> really they are void of any lives
I think you meant to say, "devoid of any lives"
You're welcome.
Now, please count to ten while I find some place to hide.
Forum Police Wrote:
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> OOH LOOK AT YOU THINKING YOU'RE MR. BIG SHOT
> BECAUSE YOU USE HTML TAGS!!! YOU MUST BE STUPID
> AND HAVE A SMALL PENIS.
Glad to see you've escaped the Matrix. Mike is an ass, Robb is a lazy and obnoxious fuck and Oscar is a wimp. No meta humor at work here, folks. What you hear is what you get.
Papa Mike Wrote:
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> How DARE Carla allow her TWO-YEAR old cry...in the
> HOUSE...in the middle of the DAY...during Mike's
> FAKE RADIO SHOW!!!!!!
>
> What an ass.
Who even fucking heard it, besides pretend DJ LFF?
lifeless cowards Wrote:
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> Forum Police Wrote:
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> > OOH LOOK AT YOU THINKING YOU'RE MR. BIG SHOT
> > BECAUSE YOU USE HTML TAGS!!! YOU MUST BE
> STUPID
> > AND HAVE A SMALL PENIS.
>
>
> they all think they are bigshots on this thread,
> because they hide behind a computer and talk shit
> about some radio host they supposedly hate, but
> they hate so much that they spend their lives
> discussing
>
> these fucks follow every move these radio hosts
> make and gossip about it among themselves
>
> really they are void of any lives
Void of lives?
Instead of making stupid, quasi-illiterate posts here, why don't you go to night school to improve that horrible English. Maybe then you wouldn't be void of language skills.
lifeless cowards Wrote:
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> Forum Police Wrote:
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> -----
> > OOH LOOK AT YOU THINKING YOU'RE MR. BIG SHOT
> > BECAUSE YOU USE HTML TAGS!!! YOU MUST BE
> STUPID
> > AND HAVE A SMALL PENIS.
>
>
> they all think they are bigshots on this thread,
> because they hide behind a computer and talk shit
> about some radio host they supposedly hate, but
> they hate so much that they spend their lives
> discussing
>
> these fucks follow every move these radio hosts
> make and gossip about it among themselves
>
> really they are void of any lives
Haha! OK, Mike.
There's absolutely no reason for you to post like that and scold a group of anonymous members of a board you can easily avoid unless you are emotionally invested in the debate. We all post because we are. It drives you nuts because you are as well. You are us.
Good move with the "some radio host.." ref, though. What, did you stumble in here accidentally and decide to teach us a lesson in manners?!
"So, the Florida house goes to the girls to do beach whoring. The Maine house goes to Carla to snag a rich doctor or lawyer. Junior gets the TMOS studio to live in like a hipster bohemian! Should score junior college chicks that way.
So - if I don't survive what I drank tonight, they're all taken care of. So, on with the show-woa-woa."
I'm listening to today's show and Mike & Oscar's conversation. It's really pissing me off. Mike is such an ass. Oscar should have walked off the show.
Oscar tells Mike he can get someone in to train with O if it'll make him feel better -- so he'll have someone who could take over if Oscar ever left - and Mike has the gall to act offended by that. Then Mike insinuates that Oscar should be the one to find the person to train with him.
Mike can't lift one fat finger to do anything of value on his own show!!!
Mike acted like a spoiled fucking brat. It's all about him and nothing else. He'll threaten Oscar to not leave, but if it was in Mike's interest to leave, he'd leave skid marks he'd go so fast. Anytime Mike is asked if he would extend himself to advance the show, he asks if he's getting paid. When they say "no", Mike can't say "forget that shit" fast enough. And he can't WAIT to leave whenever he feels bored from whatever event he's at.
In summary, Mike wants everything and wants it done for him, but he isn't going to do shit on his end.
Mike you complete fucking asshole.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/26/2015 07:51PM by Mike D1.
Robb made me laff when he was talking about the dna make up of "the broadcaster", (time stamp 34:11), I quote, "...we've worked with so many for so long"...
Umm Robb, you've only worked for 2...Don and Mike.
That was a great 45 minutes of faux radio! Go Oscar!
Looks like Mike's got a lot of blockin to do on the klubber site tonight!
Any more screen shots of that?
Papa Mike Wrote:
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> How DARE Carla allow her TWO-YEAR old cry...in the
> HOUSE...in the middle of the DAY...during Mike's
> FAKE RADIO SHOW!!!!!!
>
> What an ass.
And right after that he mumbled, "who wouldn't love to be here. Just wait until he's a teenager."
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> That was a great 45 minutes of faux radio! Go
> Oscar!
> Looks like Mike's got a lot of blockin to do on
> the klubber site tonight!
> Any more screen shots of that?
Maybe we could sell some TEAM OSCAR or TEAM MIKE t-shirts to the klubbers.
The Oscar shirts might become collectors' items when he leaves, so we could charge more for them.
Oscar today at the 11:14 mark (in reference to a discussion on the fed govt subsidizing things like education and health and people taking advantage of the system):
"There are guys like Rob walking around not caring what their body looks like and what their arteries feel like and I'm not okay with that."
Attachments:
Yeah, I had a lot of stops and starts on today's show. From Mike not understanding that HE(and everyone like him) is the reason his insurance rates are going up, to being upset that Oscar suggests Mike find a replacement ahead of time if he is so worried. I've got to say, Oscar made a whole lot of sense today, basically saying "If you are worried about me leaving, find someone who can replace me and I will let them in on everything I do. But, this is the one thing I won't do for you."
Of course, he knows Mike doesn't want to split the pie anymore than he has to, so it will never happen.
All in all, another win for Oscar, even though he still doesn't really understand English.
I "Get It!" Wrote:
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> I "get it!"
>
> Buzz and Mike? Just an act! They're still
> friends!
>
> Mike and Ronick? Just an act! They're still
> friends!
>
> Mike and RJ? Just an act! They're still friends!
>
> Mike and Don, Kirk, Mickey, Gabe Strine, etc, etc,
> etc...
LOL that's the truth.
How did Geronimo put up with his sorry ass for 20 years?
Don used to give him shit about pissing away his money all the time, chartered planes, buying a car every Thursday, the restaurant, he used to call him 'The Golden Boy'
^^^Thats what made them a great team. Don the alpha and fat Mike the beta bitch.
And I don't think it was an act. I think Geronimo probably actually despised O'Meara, but kept him on because it all worked out great for the show for all those years.
Funny how neither of them are worth a shit since then. Geronimo can pull his weight but is generally mediocre. O'Meara just flat out sucks.
lifeless cowards Wrote:
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> Forum Police Wrote:
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> > OOH LOOK AT YOU THINKING YOU'RE MR. BIG SHOT
> > BECAUSE YOU USE HTML TAGS!!! YOU MUST BE
> STUPID
> > AND HAVE A SMALL PENIS.
>
>
> they all think they are bigshots on this thread,
> because they hide behind a computer and talk shit
> about some radio host they supposedly hate, but
> they hate so much that they spend their lives
> discussing
>
> these fucks follow every move these radio hosts
> make and gossip about it among themselves
>
> really they are void of any lives
And who pray are you to tell us we aren't "somewhat of a big thing"?
Fandumb Wrote:
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> Sounds like klubbers no longer "get it," either.
>
> Glad to see you've escaped the Matrix. Mike is an
> ass, Robb is a lazy and obnoxious fuck and Oscar
> is a wimp. No meta humor at work here, folks. What
> you hear is what you get.
At some point, he will alienate them all...whether it's all at once or individually, who's to say?
Mike D1 Wrote:
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> Mike acted like a spoiled fucking brat. It's all
> about him and nothing else. He'll threaten Oscar
> to not leave, but if it was in Mike's interest to
> leave, he'd leave skid marks he'd go so fast.
> Anytime Mike is asked if he would extend himself
> to advance the show, he asks if he's getting paid.
> When they say "no", Mike can't say "forget that
> shit" fast enough. And he can't WAIT to leave
> whenever he feels bored from whatever event he's
> at.
>
> In summary, Mike wants everything and wants it
> done for him, but he isn't going to do shit on his
> end.
>
> Mike you complete fucking asshole.
OK, I need a little help "over there" in the interaction section. Some newer shows are telling me they actually, and are truly wanting, constructive criticism, so give it to them. Let's see what they really want.
Shrekk Spewakk Wrote:
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> Poor LPS. Having flashbacks today to when Horny
> Bob and Sharon would argue while he was trying to
> watch I Love Lucy reruns.
Man when Oscar gave it to Robb about being a fat load who doesn't care about himself, that was awesome. He should have called Robb a stupid fuck for good measure.
If the show was Oscar slapping his dick against those two fatt fucks foreheads everyday I would listen twice a day!
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Man when Oscar gave it to Robb about being a fat
> load who doesn't care about himself, that was
> awesome. He should have called Robb a stupid fuck
> for good measure.
> If the show was Oscar slapping his dick against
> those two fatt fucks foreheads everyday I would
> listen twice a day!
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Man when Oscar gave it to Robb about being a fat
> load who doesn't care about himself, that was
> awesome. He should have called Robb a stupid fuck
> for good measure.
> If the show was Oscar slapping his dick against
> those two fatt fucks foreheads everyday I would
> listen twice a day!
1. What exactly did Oscar do wrong, other than working hard on all fronts?
2. Mike basically called O a liar for saying that Mike previously said that TMOH is his show. We all know that's happened in blowups at Oscar. "I invited you to my show, pal"
Fat Mike has said DOZENS of times that this was "his" show and they'd better not forget it. Now he suddenly wants it to be collaborative? Keep changing your story to fit the moment you self-centered douche.
RK Wrote:
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> More mutiny! Led by Todd Hess of all people?
>
> And no, Chris, there's no chance the funny will
> return.
"Well, f'er, who's getting little too comfortable now?"
See!? I AM one of you I AM! My head may be as peaked as a sasquatch but I'm FFU through and through
The REAL Todd Hess. Wrote:
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> RK Wrote:
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> > More mutiny! Led by Todd Hess of all people?
> >
> > And no, Chris, there's no chance the funny will
> > return.
>
>
> "Well, f'er, who's getting little too comfortable
> now?"
>
>
> See!? I AM one of you I AM! My head may be as
> peaked as a sasquatch but I'm FFU through and
> through
Wow. That gag fell flat. But it's OK, I'm not really Todd Hess.
I'm some void of life coward who obsesses over other people's radio show all day.
Wow. Maybe all those Full Mike instances slowly, slowly eroded his fan club support level in the club. Mike didn't even quite reach FM status and they are incensed. Good for them for being independent.
LibertyMan Wrote:
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> Mike thinks everything should be free. Free
> healthcare. Free college. He thinks "big evil
> corporations" should pay for it.
>
> Makes sense. Should be simple enough. Let's get it
> done!
Everything but the Bogus shows...Apparently, it's ok if he makes money, but Dr.s? Not so much...Entitled humps with their advanced degrees and liability insurance...Mike gives it away for free 5 times a week, why can't they?
"Yes Mr. O'Meara your surgery will be completely free, even though it took me decades and hundreds of thousands of dollars to become qualified to operate. Oh, don't forget to sign up for my Bonus Anesthesia Package!!!"
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/27/2015 12:28PM by bubbyman.
Quasi Full Mike Wrote:
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> shouted to Carla today: Could we PERHAPS get
> the child to be quiet? Thank you; I AM doing a
> show!"
Poor Carla. She now experiences tantrums in stereo.
Again, FDB is incapable of civil interaction with anyone. Today he gets petulant with, and curses at a insurance clerk because the guy can't give him a non-existent better deal. Was the kid there to witness this, or do they get a baby sitter every time they have to run errands? Also, for someone who has seen so many doctors, he is clueless as hell about insurance. And of course, the way it should be is: "You pays ya taxes, ya goes to ya doctor." Everything's a conspiracy.
I think Mike's paranoia of Oscar is taking it's toll. Time stamp on the insurance meltdown?
I don't want to miss this.
btw....did you catch when Oscar was listing the things he does for the show, he mentioned a "stipend" they receive? Kappy's money....
So a million years ago, when the show count was still in double digits, I put in the friend request for Mike, Rob(b) Buzz and Ronick ('cause who the hell was Oscar? I didn't listen to BOAD). Ronick and Buzz came right back of course, because they hadn't maxed out their friends lists. Around the time of #TMOS1000, when I was starting to feel the unease and general feelings of "Shut Up, Spewak" (and discovered FFXU, so good timing there), I bailed out on Rob(b) and cancelled the friend request.
I must have gotten distracted or something, because I never cancelled my friend request for Mike. Well...guess who's finally booted enough friends from his list to let me in recently?
What's a guy to do? Suicide is looking attractive.
28:20 LFF goes from "craving diet beverages" and drinking a lot of Diet Pepsi with the wife. 2 minutes later "I'm not telling the whole truth. I'm not telling the whole truth. The whole truth is, we ate badly last night, we got a little caesars pizza and we got a liter of diet pepsi with it." Then "We got the plain cheese pizza and we got bread sticks."
32:30 "Maybe we actually had a desire to have a bad eating night because we were depressed." ... leading in to the latest LFF is a child stuck in an obese, elderly man's failing body story.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/27/2015 02:37PM by Four Hour Club.
defining this thread in 1 word Wrote:
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> jealous
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> adjective
>
> feeling or showing envy of someone or their
> achievements and advantages.
defining this thread in 1 word Wrote:
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> jealous
>
> adjective
>
> feeling or showing envy of someone or their achievements and advantages.
defining this thread in 1 word Wrote:
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> jealous
>
> adjective
>
> feeling or showing envy of someone or their
> achievements and advantages.
Which achievement do you think we are more jealous of - Mike doing a podcast from his bedroom or Robb getting his weight up to 350?
Must Stop Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives
Please My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives
ccradio Wrote:
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> So a million years ago, when the show count was
> still in double digits, I put in the friend
> request for Mike, Rob(b) Buzz and Ronick ('cause
> who the hell was Oscar? I didn't listen to BOAD).
> Ronick and Buzz came right back of course, because
> they hadn't maxed out their friends lists. Around
> the time of #TMOS1000, when I was starting to feel
> the unease and general feelings of "Shut Up,
> Spewak" (and discovered FFXU, so good timing
> there), I bailed out on Rob(b) and cancelled the
> friend request.
>
> I must have gotten distracted or something,
> because I never cancelled my friend request for
> Mike. Well...guess who's finally booted enough
> friends from his list to let me in recently?
>
> What's a guy to do? Suicide is looking attractive.
You have an amazing opportunity to go out in a blaze of glory. Wait until Mike makes a post where you can tell he's pissed off or emotional. Something about the fans not supporting the show enough or an apology for something he said on the show. When he makes this emotional post, rip him apart. Dont call him names or be silly, tell him what you really think of him. And make sure you screen cap it.
So Mike and Carla were depressed? Did Mike say why? Was it because the facial swelling from Oscar's dick wouldn't go away? Must have been embarrassing to walk around with a dick imprint in the forehead. ..
Yessssss! Mike opens today's show by blasting the fan club for complaining that his show isn't funny. Oscar then refers to the podcast as "hot talk RADIO," which is delusional. Then Mike compares the show to Elliot in The Morning and The Howard Stern Show, which is really delusional.
They know they are not a radio show anymore, right? Is it a podcast or is it not? Or is that dependent on whatever is most convenient for the discussion at hand?
Anyone else here hate the use of "the funny" as a noun in the TMOS universe? It makes me recoil when I see it/hear it from the cast and their mindless followers.