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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 16, 2015 12:09PM
skinny people
black pornographers
successful people
people who use facts to argue
children who aren't sons
Jimmy Cirrito
Men who are Handy
Men who are younger
People who ride in the rain
happy people
healthy people
his sister
boaters
black pornographers
successful people
people who use facts to argue
children who aren't sons
Jimmy Cirrito
Men who are Handy
Men who are younger
People who ride in the rain
happy people
healthy people
his sister
boaters
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 16, 2015 12:12PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Bubby, thread is fully archived.
>
> I'll do this every once in a while.
You truly are the King of Kings
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> Bubby, thread is fully archived.
>
> I'll do this every once in a while.
You truly are the King of Kings
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yer Killin Me
()
Date: September 16, 2015 12:14PM
Listmaker Wrote:
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> Trump
> Seinfeld
> Vegetables
> Burn victims who stare at him like he's Mike
> 0'Meara
> Fans who pick family vacations over TMOS crap
> Dark beaches
> Midwesterners
> Southerners
> Harry Shearer (for not quitting)
> Sons who want to keep the toys they play with or
> trash in the toy department.
> Family members who bother him or don't give good
> gifts on Father's Day.
> Toddlers who won't sleep 12 hours straight.
Honest to God, I just laughed harder at these lists than I have at TMOS in, well, ever.
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> Trump
> Seinfeld
> Vegetables
> Burn victims who stare at him like he's Mike
> 0'Meara
> Fans who pick family vacations over TMOS crap
> Dark beaches
> Midwesterners
> Southerners
> Harry Shearer (for not quitting)
> Sons who want to keep the toys they play with or
> trash in the toy department.
> Family members who bother him or don't give good
> gifts on Father's Day.
> Toddlers who won't sleep 12 hours straight.
Honest to God, I just laughed harder at these lists than I have at TMOS in, well, ever.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 16, 2015 12:19PM
640...Semper Fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Intractable Insobriety
()
Date: September 16, 2015 01:14PM
Enough about Mike
Spewak quotes from last Cake and Cookies...
"At the beginning of our marriage, Cary and I split up the bills as well. It just seemed to make sense. We were both making a minuscule amount of money and it seemed to work where we would each pay part. But, as Cary began to realize my utter lack of expertise at anything financial, all the responsibilities have been removed from me."
"At the risk of patting myself on the back, I am fairly well-liked, too. And I have sort of an engaging personality."
Spewak quotes from last Cake and Cookies...
"At the beginning of our marriage, Cary and I split up the bills as well. It just seemed to make sense. We were both making a minuscule amount of money and it seemed to work where we would each pay part. But, as Cary began to realize my utter lack of expertise at anything financial, all the responsibilities have been removed from me."
"At the risk of patting myself on the back, I am fairly well-liked, too. And I have sort of an engaging personality."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Lady Baltimore
()
Date: September 16, 2015 01:24PM
Things Mike hates:
Secretaries and nurses in doctor's offices
Diets
Having his picture taken with his son
Telling Oscar, "Find the email where I said that," and Oscar finds it
Any radio station that expresses interest in Big O and Dukes
Oscar getting an MBA
Anyone who disagrees with him about the best place to watch a space shuttle land
Secretaries and nurses in doctor's offices
Diets
Having his picture taken with his son
Telling Oscar, "Find the email where I said that," and Oscar finds it
Any radio station that expresses interest in Big O and Dukes
Oscar getting an MBA
Anyone who disagrees with him about the best place to watch a space shuttle land
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Intractable Insobriety
()
Date: September 16, 2015 01:30PM
snowbirds
family members who don't treat him like a king
Mainers who look down on him
Floridians who look down on him
neighbors he thinks talk about him and don't invite him to parties
DJ's working on radio now
ex-wives
current wife's pot cleaning ability
furniture store chairs
Big Food/center aisles of grocery stores
whining son in car
tantrumming son in Walmart
daughters who don't call him, thank him, who try to horn in on sister's graduation dinner, etc.
airplane seatbelts
priests who don't appreciate a profane joke
churches that have special service times on occasion
sandbars
future topics:
potty training a boy
finding a school
young parents
parents who are of roughly same generation as each other
family members who don't treat him like a king
Mainers who look down on him
Floridians who look down on him
neighbors he thinks talk about him and don't invite him to parties
DJ's working on radio now
ex-wives
current wife's pot cleaning ability
furniture store chairs
Big Food/center aisles of grocery stores
whining son in car
tantrumming son in Walmart
daughters who don't call him, thank him, who try to horn in on sister's graduation dinner, etc.
airplane seatbelts
priests who don't appreciate a profane joke
churches that have special service times on occasion
sandbars
future topics:
potty training a boy
finding a school
young parents
parents who are of roughly same generation as each other
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 16, 2015 01:32PM
Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Enough about Mike
>
> Spewak quotes from last Cake and Cookies...
>
> "At the beginning of our marriage, Cary and I
> split up the bills as well. It just seemed to make
> sense. We were both making a minuscule amount of
> money and it seemed to work where we would each
> pay part. But, as Cary began to realize my utter
> lack of expertise at anything financial, all the
> responsibilities have been removed from me."
>
> "At the risk of patting myself on the back, I am
> fairly well-liked, too. And I have sort of an
> engaging personality."
Damn YOU!!!!
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> Enough about Mike
>
> Spewak quotes from last Cake and Cookies...
>
> "At the beginning of our marriage, Cary and I
> split up the bills as well. It just seemed to make
> sense. We were both making a minuscule amount of
> money and it seemed to work where we would each
> pay part. But, as Cary began to realize my utter
> lack of expertise at anything financial, all the
> responsibilities have been removed from me."
>
> "At the risk of patting myself on the back, I am
> fairly well-liked, too. And I have sort of an
> engaging personality."
Damn YOU!!!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Intractable Insobriety
()
Date: September 16, 2015 01:39PM
creepy looking roadside vendors
his own ear lobes
the Red Sox spring training PA guy
trying to correctly pronounce "inauguration"
others' verbal tics/crutches
a very small percentage of Spewak's hacky bits
his own ear lobes
the Red Sox spring training PA guy
trying to correctly pronounce "inauguration"
others' verbal tics/crutches
a very small percentage of Spewak's hacky bits
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Intractable Insobriety
()
Date: September 16, 2015 01:40PM
peekza Wrote:
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> Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Enough about Mike
> >
> > Spewak quotes from last Cake and Cookies...
> >
> > "At the beginning of our marriage, Cary and I
> > split up the bills as well. It just seemed to
> make
> > sense. We were both making a minuscule amount
> of
> > money and it seemed to work where we would each
> > pay part. But, as Cary began to realize my
> utter
> > lack of expertise at anything financial, all
> the
> > responsibilities have been removed from me."
> >
> > "At the risk of patting myself on the back, I
> am
> > fairly well-liked, too. And I have sort of an
> > engaging personality."
>
>
> Damn YOU!!!!
Notice the qualifiers in his statements about his likability and personality? They speak volumes.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/16/2015 01:41PM by Intractable Insobriety.
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> Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Enough about Mike
> >
> > Spewak quotes from last Cake and Cookies...
> >
> > "At the beginning of our marriage, Cary and I
> > split up the bills as well. It just seemed to
> make
> > sense. We were both making a minuscule amount
> of
> > money and it seemed to work where we would each
> > pay part. But, as Cary began to realize my
> utter
> > lack of expertise at anything financial, all
> the
> > responsibilities have been removed from me."
> >
> > "At the risk of patting myself on the back, I
> am
> > fairly well-liked, too. And I have sort of an
> > engaging personality."
>
>
> Damn YOU!!!!
Notice the qualifiers in his statements about his likability and personality? They speak volumes.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/16/2015 01:41PM by Intractable Insobriety.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Intractable Insobriety
()
Date: September 16, 2015 01:44PM
peek -- in a gripping sidebar about Monopoly pieces, when Katie said she wouldn't want to be the shoe, Spewak said, "Funny, you don't look shoe-ish."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 16, 2015 01:44PM
I'm surprised he didn't work an "if you will/I will" in there
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Disgruntled OMearican
()
Date: September 16, 2015 01:45PM
Reading
The voice of Barney the purple dinosaur
Promoting the other shows on his network
Old people
People who arrived at a place before he did being served before he is
People who don't put everything off until the last minute
Listening
Internet sleuths
Dog training
Dogs
Crows
Negativity
The voice of Barney the purple dinosaur
Promoting the other shows on his network
Old people
People who arrived at a place before he did being served before he is
People who don't put everything off until the last minute
Listening
Internet sleuths
Dog training
Dogs
Crows
Negativity
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 16, 2015 01:46PM
Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> peek -- in a gripping sidebar about Monopoly
> pieces, when Katie said she wouldn't want to be
> the shoe, Spewak said, "Funny, you don't look
> shoe-ish."
of course he did
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> peek -- in a gripping sidebar about Monopoly
> pieces, when Katie said she wouldn't want to be
> the shoe, Spewak said, "Funny, you don't look
> shoe-ish."
of course he did
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
oh HELL no
()
Date: September 16, 2015 02:21PM
Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Enough about Mike
>
> Spewak quotes from last Cake and Cookies...
>
>
>
> "At the risk of patting myself on the back, I am
> fairly well-liked, too. And I have sort of an
> engaging personality."
OMG - he's fucking delusional!
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> Enough about Mike
>
> Spewak quotes from last Cake and Cookies...
>
>
>
> "At the risk of patting myself on the back, I am
> fairly well-liked, too. And I have sort of an
> engaging personality."
OMG - he's fucking delusional!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: September 16, 2015 02:24PM
Actually Robb, nobody likes you. You're a fatt, sociopathic, lying, self serving, sycophant.
Fixed it for ya....
Fixed it for ya....
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: September 16, 2015 02:41PM
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: September 16, 2015 02:54PM
Using The TMOS App. Now, Pretty Frigging Awesome, Highly Recommend.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm
()
Date: September 16, 2015 02:56PM
Late to the party, but Mike also hates:
Staying awake on the walk home from the bar.
Staying awake on the walk home from the bar.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
GATTACA!
()
Date: September 16, 2015 03:02PM
Granite Counter Tops
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 16, 2015 03:06PM
oh HELL no Wrote:
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> Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Enough about Mike
> >
> > Spewak quotes from last Cake and Cookies...
> >
> >
> >
> > "At the risk of patting myself on the back, I
> am
> > fairly well-liked, too. And I have sort of an
> > engaging personality."
>
>
> OMG - he's fucking delusional!
well, he does think he's a strong 8 healthwise
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> Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Enough about Mike
> >
> > Spewak quotes from last Cake and Cookies...
> >
> >
> >
> > "At the risk of patting myself on the back, I
> am
> > fairly well-liked, too. And I have sort of an
> > engaging personality."
>
>
> OMG - he's fucking delusional!
well, he does think he's a strong 8 healthwise
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 16, 2015 03:06PM
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm Wrote:
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> Late to the party, but Mike also hates:
>
> Staying awake on the walk home from the bar.
yessssssssssssssss
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> Late to the party, but Mike also hates:
>
> Staying awake on the walk home from the bar.
yessssssssssssssss
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 16, 2015 03:07PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> .
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
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> .
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Garage Lover
()
Date: September 16, 2015 03:27PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> .
How about some garage door signage from his fellow parishioners?
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> .
How about some garage door signage from his fellow parishioners?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hannibal Lister
()
Date: September 16, 2015 03:31PM
Mike is angered by:
- Effort
- Gravity
- His daughters' Godless eyes
- His old house/bike/boat
- His new house/bike/boat
- Any vegetable that cannot be batter dipped and deep fried
- The South
- The North
- The East
- The West
- The few times Kappy has said "no."
- All universities that are not AU
- Those ungrateful Haitians
- Effort
- Gravity
- His daughters' Godless eyes
- His old house/bike/boat
- His new house/bike/boat
- Any vegetable that cannot be batter dipped and deep fried
- The South
- The North
- The East
- The West
- The few times Kappy has said "no."
- All universities that are not AU
- Those ungrateful Haitians
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike D1
()
Date: September 16, 2015 03:39PM
It's very telling that when LFF runs a week of "Best of's" I don't miss it at all, but when this site goes to shit, i miss the hell out of it. Shows you where the actual entertainment is for this show.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 16, 2015 03:50PM
Hannibal Lister Wrote:
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> Mike is angered by:
>
> - Effort
> - Gravity
> - His daughters' Godless eyes
> - His old house/bike/boat
> - His new house/bike/boat
> - Any vegetable that cannot be batter dipped and
> deep fried
> - The South
> - The North
> - The East
> - The West
> - The few times Kappy has said "no."
> - All universities that are not AU
> - Those ungrateful Haitians
Godless eyes....yesssiiiiiiiIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....that's going in the book
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> Mike is angered by:
>
> - Effort
> - Gravity
> - His daughters' Godless eyes
> - His old house/bike/boat
> - His new house/bike/boat
> - Any vegetable that cannot be batter dipped and
> deep fried
> - The South
> - The North
> - The East
> - The West
> - The few times Kappy has said "no."
> - All universities that are not AU
> - Those ungrateful Haitians
Godless eyes....yesssiiiiiiiIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....that's going in the book
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
B Lister
()
Date: September 16, 2015 03:50PM
Prepping for shows
Listening to completed shows
Walking downstairs to do shows after an evening of being overserved.
Lorne Michaels
Co-workers who don't want to chip in on lottery tickets
Defending your child bride's honor while wearing cowboy boots
Web sites that use phrases like 'click here for more information.'
Bikers who don't need vest extenders
People who aren't as evolved as Mike with regard to Caitlyn Jenner
People ahead of him in emergency rooms who should be using ObamaCare,instead.
Fans who expect him to do impressions just because he does impressions.
Listening to completed shows
Walking downstairs to do shows after an evening of being overserved.
Lorne Michaels
Co-workers who don't want to chip in on lottery tickets
Defending your child bride's honor while wearing cowboy boots
Web sites that use phrases like 'click here for more information.'
Bikers who don't need vest extenders
People who aren't as evolved as Mike with regard to Caitlyn Jenner
People ahead of him in emergency rooms who should be using ObamaCare,instead.
Fans who expect him to do impressions just because he does impressions.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: September 16, 2015 04:01PM
..
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/16/2015 04:36PM by Blobb Spewsack.
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/16/2015 04:36PM by Blobb Spewsack.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 16, 2015 04:05PM
Math checks out...Clearly no God in those eyes
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yer Killin Me
()
Date: September 16, 2015 04:56PM
B Lister Wrote:
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> Prepping for shows
> Listening to completed shows
> Walking downstairs to do shows after an evening of
> being overserved.
> Lorne Michaels
> Co-workers who don't want to chip in on lottery
> tickets
> Defending your child bride's honor while wearing
> cowboy boots
> Web sites that use phrases like 'click here for
> more information.'
> Bikers who don't need vest extenders
> People who aren't as evolved as Mike with regard
> to Caitlyn Jenner
> People ahead of him in emergency rooms who should
> be using ObamaCare,instead.
> Fans who expect him to do impressions just because
> he does impressions.
It's funny, I know these and agree with all of them, but seeing them enumerated here is still kind of overwhelming. Clearly Mike checks this site, so what do you think he'll feel when he sees these. Will it be any sort of an eye opener for him, or does he just not care to try to improve himself at this stage of the game. (I know, I know, that suggests he ever cared about trying to improve himself.)
Oh, and again, hardest I've laughed in a long time.
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> Prepping for shows
> Listening to completed shows
> Walking downstairs to do shows after an evening of
> being overserved.
> Lorne Michaels
> Co-workers who don't want to chip in on lottery
> tickets
> Defending your child bride's honor while wearing
> cowboy boots
> Web sites that use phrases like 'click here for
> more information.'
> Bikers who don't need vest extenders
> People who aren't as evolved as Mike with regard
> to Caitlyn Jenner
> People ahead of him in emergency rooms who should
> be using ObamaCare,instead.
> Fans who expect him to do impressions just because
> he does impressions.
It's funny, I know these and agree with all of them, but seeing them enumerated here is still kind of overwhelming. Clearly Mike checks this site, so what do you think he'll feel when he sees these. Will it be any sort of an eye opener for him, or does he just not care to try to improve himself at this stage of the game. (I know, I know, that suggests he ever cared about trying to improve himself.)
Oh, and again, hardest I've laughed in a long time.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: September 16, 2015 04:57PM
May we dance with your daughter?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: September 16, 2015 04:59PM
People who try to improve themselves anger Mike the most!!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm
()
Date: September 16, 2015 05:16PM
When people point out that Yaz is a fag.
Being told to "settle down".
When he can't see the female intern.
Housetraining pets.
Whatever the level currently is.
Being told to "settle down".
When he can't see the female intern.
Housetraining pets.
Whatever the level currently is.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: September 16, 2015 05:41PM
being the only guy on TMOS who changes his shirt between the Thurs/Fri shows
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
weight knot
()
Date: September 16, 2015 05:49PM
navigation apps
raised railroad crossings
gas pump pylons
garage openings lower than raised SUV hatches
raised railroad crossings
gas pump pylons
garage openings lower than raised SUV hatches
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: September 16, 2015 06:06PM
What is sad is we are not making these up!
How has this DickNozzle gotten this far in life?!!!
Fucking everything pisses Mike off!
How has this DickNozzle gotten this far in life?!!!
Fucking everything pisses Mike off!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 16, 2015 06:15PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> May we dance with your daughter?
ahahahaha
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> May we dance with your daughter?
ahahahaha
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: September 16, 2015 06:19PM
The Babies Are Beautiful Right, Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives, Nice Babies
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Disgruntled OMearican
()
Date: September 16, 2015 06:20PM
Yer Killin Me Wrote:
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> It's funny, I know these and agree with all of
> them, but seeing them enumerated here is still
> kind of overwhelming. Clearly Mike checks this
> site, so what do you think he'll feel when he sees
> these. Will it be any sort of an eye opener for
> him, or does he just not care to try to improve
> himself at this stage of the game. (I know, I
> know, that suggests he ever cared about trying to
> improve himself.)
An eye opener? Please. Not for LFF. He'll just be mad that we listen to and remember things that he has willingly put out there. There's another thing for the list. People who pay attention when others are speaking.
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> It's funny, I know these and agree with all of
> them, but seeing them enumerated here is still
> kind of overwhelming. Clearly Mike checks this
> site, so what do you think he'll feel when he sees
> these. Will it be any sort of an eye opener for
> him, or does he just not care to try to improve
> himself at this stage of the game. (I know, I
> know, that suggests he ever cared about trying to
> improve himself.)
An eye opener? Please. Not for LFF. He'll just be mad that we listen to and remember things that he has willingly put out there. There's another thing for the list. People who pay attention when others are speaking.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: September 16, 2015 07:02PM
CVS Will Have My Maui Photos Developed No Later Than End Of Shift Friday...Very Good News Babies...
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
nope nope
()
Date: September 16, 2015 07:07PM
If only Mr Thickness were the funny kind of stupid.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Disgruntled OMearican
()
Date: September 16, 2015 07:25PM
WATCH IT.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: September 16, 2015 07:29PM
Nice pic, only 10 fucking years old. ..
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 16, 2015 07:29PM
Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> WATCH IT.
yesssiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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> WATCH IT.
yesssiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hello dere
()
Date: September 16, 2015 08:12PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Nice pic, only 10 fucking years old. ..
Blobb can certainly fix that...
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> Nice pic, only 10 fucking years old. ..
Blobb can certainly fix that...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 16, 2015 08:27PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Nice pic, only 10 fucking years old. ..
I like the one Robb uses
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> Nice pic, only 10 fucking years old. ..
I like the one Robb uses
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
B Lister
()
Date: September 16, 2015 08:37PM
Yer Killin Me Wrote:
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>
> It's funny, I know these and agree with all of
> them, but seeing them enumerated here is still
> kind of overwhelming. Clearly Mike checks this
> site, so what do you think he'll feel when he sees
> these. Will it be any sort of an eye opener for
> him, or does he just not care to try to improve
> himself at this stage of the game. (I know, I
> know, that suggests he ever cared about trying to
> improve himself.)
>
> Oh, and again, hardest I've laughed in a long
> time.
I think I speak for several recent posters (since I AM several of the recent posters) when I say thanks, and that I, too, have had many good laughs from other postings today.
It takes a village to polish the turd that is TMOS.
Not only is this a team effort, but we must acknowledge that it's all possible due to the TMOS krewe.
To paraphrase Sir Isaac Newton, we are standing on the shoulders of giant assholes.
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>
> It's funny, I know these and agree with all of
> them, but seeing them enumerated here is still
> kind of overwhelming. Clearly Mike checks this
> site, so what do you think he'll feel when he sees
> these. Will it be any sort of an eye opener for
> him, or does he just not care to try to improve
> himself at this stage of the game. (I know, I
> know, that suggests he ever cared about trying to
> improve himself.)
>
> Oh, and again, hardest I've laughed in a long
> time.
I think I speak for several recent posters (since I AM several of the recent posters) when I say thanks, and that I, too, have had many good laughs from other postings today.
It takes a village to polish the turd that is TMOS.
Not only is this a team effort, but we must acknowledge that it's all possible due to the TMOS krewe.
To paraphrase Sir Isaac Newton, we are standing on the shoulders of giant assholes.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: September 16, 2015 08:39PM
Fuck, Eight's pic is 20 years old. And he's got color and hair!
These fuckers are like the pics of the hookers on Backpage, fukkin fake.
These fuckers are like the pics of the hookers on Backpage, fukkin fake.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 16, 2015 08:46PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Fuck, Eight's pic is 20 years old. And he's got
> color and hair!
>
> These fuckers are like the pics of the hookers on
> Backpage, fukkin fake.
and only one chin...as opposed to the belt of fat from his shoulder to his mouth that he shaves into a neck now
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> Fuck, Eight's pic is 20 years old. And he's got
> color and hair!
>
> These fuckers are like the pics of the hookers on
> Backpage, fukkin fake.
and only one chin...as opposed to the belt of fat from his shoulder to his mouth that he shaves into a neck now
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: September 16, 2015 09:54PM
Oofah! Jeezus!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm
()
Date: September 16, 2015 10:21PM
Mike D1 Wrote:
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> It's very telling that when LFF runs a week of
> "Best of's" I don't miss it at all, but when this
> site goes to shit, i miss the hell out of it.
> Shows you where the actual entertainment is for
> this show.
on this topic, we are in agreeance. Welcome, friend.
-------------------------------------------------------
> It's very telling that when LFF runs a week of
> "Best of's" I don't miss it at all, but when this
> site goes to shit, i miss the hell out of it.
> Shows you where the actual entertainment is for
> this show.
on this topic, we are in agreeance. Welcome, friend.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Larry K.
()
Date: September 16, 2015 11:15PM
Late to the party, but wanted to add:
Vehicle trailer height restrictions on highways
Rattan chairs
Neighbors who produce a small amount of garbage
The sleepiness that comes with eating pancakes (but not the pancakes themselves)
Vehicle trailer height restrictions on highways
Rattan chairs
Neighbors who produce a small amount of garbage
The sleepiness that comes with eating pancakes (but not the pancakes themselves)
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Nope nope
()
Date: September 16, 2015 11:49PM
When a listener has the gall to sit at his table at a meet & greet. (JOTT)
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
bubbyman
()
Date: September 17, 2015 12:08AM
Big thanks to Blobb for archiving, I've been trying to figure that out the past few weeks, but I'd get 5 or 6 gigs of the first and last pages with all the links etc. So I figured someone here probably knew a lot more about it than I could learn.
Speaking of small amounts of garbage, I checked the street view of his former Manassas home and thought the new homeowners are probably lobbying Google to make a new pass of the house to get rid of the huge pile in the photo, how did two people make that much garbage?
Monday's and Tuesday's openers were both about Rob Ford, maybe Mike is learning where the star power is, more likely it's just laziness, but they were clearly the best in months even though he cut Rofo off while trying to explain he was just trying to convey that he wasn't ignoring Mike, just got interrupted while texting him.
The jealousy over the FOX5 segment is showing. Market 8 vs. the unrated 207..... Which was a bigger deal?
Speaking of small amounts of garbage, I checked the street view of his former Manassas home and thought the new homeowners are probably lobbying Google to make a new pass of the house to get rid of the huge pile in the photo, how did two people make that much garbage?
Monday's and Tuesday's openers were both about Rob Ford, maybe Mike is learning where the star power is, more likely it's just laziness, but they were clearly the best in months even though he cut Rofo off while trying to explain he was just trying to convey that he wasn't ignoring Mike, just got interrupted while texting him.
The jealousy over the FOX5 segment is showing. Market 8 vs. the unrated 207..... Which was a bigger deal?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Dead Horse Beater
()
Date: September 17, 2015 12:09AM
Fans who expect to sit with you when they give you free hockey tickets.
Hospitals that don't serve pork chops.
People who show up sober for auditions.
Male interns who are supposed to be fat and stupid, but who turn out to be smart.
Female interns whose PARENTS don't even know who Jack Cassidy was.
Attics full of merchandise.
Passive aggressive newsmen with a working knowledge of high school geometry.
Podcasters who label you a podcaster just because you happen to make podcasts.
Possible future additions to the list:
Young men mistakenly asking Mike for Carla's hand in marriage.
Middle-aged men mistakenly asking Mike for the name of Carla's escort service.
Former accountants who embezzled their clients' 401k accounts
Hospitals that don't serve pork chops.
People who show up sober for auditions.
Male interns who are supposed to be fat and stupid, but who turn out to be smart.
Female interns whose PARENTS don't even know who Jack Cassidy was.
Attics full of merchandise.
Passive aggressive newsmen with a working knowledge of high school geometry.
Podcasters who label you a podcaster just because you happen to make podcasts.
Possible future additions to the list:
Young men mistakenly asking Mike for Carla's hand in marriage.
Middle-aged men mistakenly asking Mike for the name of Carla's escort service.
Former accountants who embezzled their clients' 401k accounts
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
nope nope
()
Date: September 17, 2015 12:26AM
Dead Horse Beater Wrote:
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interns whose PARENTS don't even know who
> Jack Cassidy was,
But that queen, Eightt, will bray with laughter and repeatedly ask, "Who are you? Who are you?" and sadly, that's enough for Mike. Comedy gold.
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interns whose PARENTS don't even know who
> Jack Cassidy was,
But that queen, Eightt, will bray with laughter and repeatedly ask, "Who are you? Who are you?" and sadly, that's enough for Mike. Comedy gold.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Now I'm Pissed
()
Date: September 17, 2015 01:00AM
Dead Horse Beater Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fans who expect to sit with you when they give you
> free hockey tickets.
>
> Hospitals that don't serve pork chops.
>
> People who show up sober for auditions.
>
> Male interns who are supposed to be fat and
> stupid, but who turn out to be smart.
>
> Female interns whose PARENTS don't even know who
> Jack Cassidy was.
>
> Attics full of merchandise.
>
> Passive aggressive newsmen with a working
> knowledge of high school geometry.
>
> Podcasters who label you a podcaster just because
> you happen to make podcasts.
>
>
>
> Possible future additions to the list:
>
> Young men mistakenly asking Mike for Carla's hand
> in marriage.
>
> Middle-aged men mistakenly asking Mike for the
> name of Carla's escort service.
>
> Former accountants who embezzled their clients'
> 401k accounts
Not sure I want to come back here tomorrow. Not mad or anything, but just don't see how today's postings can be topped. Truly, truly funny stuff. LMFAO
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fans who expect to sit with you when they give you
> free hockey tickets.
>
> Hospitals that don't serve pork chops.
>
> People who show up sober for auditions.
>
> Male interns who are supposed to be fat and
> stupid, but who turn out to be smart.
>
> Female interns whose PARENTS don't even know who
> Jack Cassidy was.
>
> Attics full of merchandise.
>
> Passive aggressive newsmen with a working
> knowledge of high school geometry.
>
> Podcasters who label you a podcaster just because
> you happen to make podcasts.
>
>
>
> Possible future additions to the list:
>
> Young men mistakenly asking Mike for Carla's hand
> in marriage.
>
> Middle-aged men mistakenly asking Mike for the
> name of Carla's escort service.
>
> Former accountants who embezzled their clients'
> 401k accounts
Not sure I want to come back here tomorrow. Not mad or anything, but just don't see how today's postings can be topped. Truly, truly funny stuff. LMFAO
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 17, 2015 01:22AM
Dead Horse Beater Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fans who expect to sit with you when they give you
> free hockey tickets.
>
> Hospitals that don't serve pork chops.
>
> People who show up sober for auditions.
>
> Male interns who are supposed to be fat and
> stupid, but who turn out to be smart.
>
> Female interns whose PARENTS don't even know who
> Jack Cassidy was.
>
> Attics full of merchandise.
>
> Passive aggressive newsmen with a working
> knowledge of high school geometry.
>
> Podcasters who label you a podcaster just because
> you happen to make podcasts.
>
>
>
> Possible future additions to the list:
>
> Young men mistakenly asking Mike for Carla's hand
> in marriage.
>
> Middle-aged men mistakenly asking Mike for the
> name of Carla's escort service.
>
> Former accountants who embezzled their clients'
> 401k accounts
Hospitals that don't serve porkchops...fuck me
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fans who expect to sit with you when they give you
> free hockey tickets.
>
> Hospitals that don't serve pork chops.
>
> People who show up sober for auditions.
>
> Male interns who are supposed to be fat and
> stupid, but who turn out to be smart.
>
> Female interns whose PARENTS don't even know who
> Jack Cassidy was.
>
> Attics full of merchandise.
>
> Passive aggressive newsmen with a working
> knowledge of high school geometry.
>
> Podcasters who label you a podcaster just because
> you happen to make podcasts.
>
>
>
> Possible future additions to the list:
>
> Young men mistakenly asking Mike for Carla's hand
> in marriage.
>
> Middle-aged men mistakenly asking Mike for the
> name of Carla's escort service.
>
> Former accountants who embezzled their clients'
> 401k accounts
Hospitals that don't serve porkchops...fuck me
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 17, 2015 01:31AM
Now I'm Pissed Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dead Horse Beater Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fans who expect to sit with you when they give
> you
> > free hockey tickets.
> >
> > Hospitals that don't serve pork chops.
> >
> > People who show up sober for auditions.
> >
> > Male interns who are supposed to be fat and
> > stupid, but who turn out to be smart.
> >
> > Female interns whose PARENTS don't even know
> who
> > Jack Cassidy was.
> >
> > Attics full of merchandise.
> >
> > Passive aggressive newsmen with a working
> > knowledge of high school geometry.
> >
> > Podcasters who label you a podcaster just
> because
> > you happen to make podcasts.
> >
> >
> >
> > Possible future additions to the list:
> >
> > Young men mistakenly asking Mike for Carla's
> hand
> > in marriage.
> >
> > Middle-aged men mistakenly asking Mike for the
> > name of Carla's escort service.
> >
> > Former accountants who embezzled their clients'
> > 401k accounts
>
> Not sure I want to come back here tomorrow. Not
> mad or anything, but just don't see how today's
> postings can be topped. Truly, truly funny stuff.
> LMFAO
yeah, top notch stuff...and all of it true
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dead Horse Beater Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fans who expect to sit with you when they give
> you
> > free hockey tickets.
> >
> > Hospitals that don't serve pork chops.
> >
> > People who show up sober for auditions.
> >
> > Male interns who are supposed to be fat and
> > stupid, but who turn out to be smart.
> >
> > Female interns whose PARENTS don't even know
> who
> > Jack Cassidy was.
> >
> > Attics full of merchandise.
> >
> > Passive aggressive newsmen with a working
> > knowledge of high school geometry.
> >
> > Podcasters who label you a podcaster just
> because
> > you happen to make podcasts.
> >
> >
> >
> > Possible future additions to the list:
> >
> > Young men mistakenly asking Mike for Carla's
> hand
> > in marriage.
> >
> > Middle-aged men mistakenly asking Mike for the
> > name of Carla's escort service.
> >
> > Former accountants who embezzled their clients'
> > 401k accounts
>
> Not sure I want to come back here tomorrow. Not
> mad or anything, but just don't see how today's
> postings can be topped. Truly, truly funny stuff.
> LMFAO
yeah, top notch stuff...and all of it true
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 17, 2015 01:35AM
Oscar asking Robb if "he talked this way"(referring to his bigotry) around his children today and Mike piling on...priceless
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mel A.Parks
()
Date: September 17, 2015 01:44AM
Sweet summer memories...
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Attachments:
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oh No!
()
Date: September 17, 2015 02:15AM
> Former accountants who embezzled their clients'
> 401k accounts
Carla: Wait, what?
> 401k accounts
Carla: Wait, what?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Things that make Mike go grrrr
()
Date: September 17, 2015 05:58AM
Things that anger Mike:
- Photo shop
- The Truth
- Skin tags
- Guinness and Heinekin
- Walking
- Tony Perkins
- Short, concise and pithy interview questions
- Ann Curry
- All the people who ever "screwed him" by giving him opportunities he probably didn't deserve in the first place
- Seeing the bottom of an ice cream container
- Being too chickenshit to raise issues with his business partner so he has his wife do it for him (oh, wait. He's actually fine with that)
- Photo shop
- The Truth
- Skin tags
- Guinness and Heinekin
- Walking
- Tony Perkins
- Short, concise and pithy interview questions
- Ann Curry
- All the people who ever "screwed him" by giving him opportunities he probably didn't deserve in the first place
- Seeing the bottom of an ice cream container
- Being too chickenshit to raise issues with his business partner so he has his wife do it for him (oh, wait. He's actually fine with that)
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: September 17, 2015 08:17AM
Damn inherited skin tags! He is also generally angered by genetics. His in particular, but seemingly the concept as well.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: September 17, 2015 09:50AM
DAMMIT!
I was walking around his house this morning and he was out on his deck when I came around the corner!
He started yelling something but I took off.
.
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I was walking around his house this morning and he was out on his deck when I came around the corner!
He started yelling something but I took off.
.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
'BusinessOfShow'
()
Date: September 17, 2015 10:19AM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> DAMMIT!
>
> I was walking around his house this morning and he
> was out on his deck when I came around the
> corner!
>
> He started yelling something but I took off.
>
> .
These are hilarious!!! I cannot wait to see what hijinx ensue in his back yard and on his decks! It's like a movie set.
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> DAMMIT!
>
> I was walking around his house this morning and he
> was out on his deck when I came around the
> corner!
>
> He started yelling something but I took off.
>
> .
These are hilarious!!! I cannot wait to see what hijinx ensue in his back yard and on his decks! It's like a movie set.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: September 17, 2015 10:48AM
Morning Babies
S
L
V
2015
Very Busy At Work Today, Sorry For Shortness
S
L
V
2015
Very Busy At Work Today, Sorry For Shortness
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce ()
()
Date: September 17, 2015 11:25AM
So...
I like Oscar.
But how has the gang never called him on the fact that he and Donald Trump speak in the exact same way?
Everything's "A 10" or "Amazing" as opposed to Trumps "Best" and "Fantastic"
I like Oscar.
But how has the gang never called him on the fact that he and Donald Trump speak in the exact same way?
Everything's "A 10" or "Amazing" as opposed to Trumps "Best" and "Fantastic"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: September 17, 2015 11:37AM
Oscar & Trump
Dumb guys posing as smart guys.
Dumb guys posing as smart guys.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oscar's Tagline
()
Date: September 17, 2015 11:37AM
Don't forget Oscar's near continual, "Phenomenal". God that drives me nuts. It's right up there with LPS's "The best!".
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Double I Supporter
()
Date: September 17, 2015 11:37AM
BRO! WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO THAT NONSENSE? Rob & Joe and Perkins are fine - but MFing Cake & Cookies?
Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> peek -- in a gripping sidebar about Monopoly
> pieces, when Katie said she wouldn't want to be
> the shoe, Spewak said, "Funny, you don't look
> shoe-ish."
Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> peek -- in a gripping sidebar about Monopoly
> pieces, when Katie said she wouldn't want to be
> the shoe, Spewak said, "Funny, you don't look
> shoe-ish."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike Salmontrout
()
Date: September 17, 2015 11:40AM
Mike talks more like Trump than Oscar does. Sure, Oscar has a set of gon-to adjectives, but a lot of Mike's sentence structures could be Trump style madlibs imo.
Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
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> So...
> I like Oscar.
>
> But how has the gang never called him on the fact
> that he and Donald Trump speak in the exact same
> way?
>
> Everything's "A 10" or "Amazing" as opposed to
> Trumps "Best" and "Fantastic"
Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> So...
> I like Oscar.
>
> But how has the gang never called him on the fact
> that he and Donald Trump speak in the exact same
> way?
>
> Everything's "A 10" or "Amazing" as opposed to
> Trumps "Best" and "Fantastic"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Call Me Sharon, Not Mom
()
Date: September 17, 2015 11:47AM
Translation of this Spewak Facebook post:
Hi Grandma. Sorry you’re dead. We miss you, I guess. Kinda. And I suppose it’s what I ought to say, being it's the anniversary of your death. But mostly I want to use this public forum not to say what kind of a person you were nor the impact you had on our family, but to say how great my kids are. You know, the two we feed nothing but crap food. Yeah, those two. Actually, I’ve pretty much forgotten you but that’s inconsequential to this post. The point is that my kids are great and by golly I need to remind the Robb Mobb of that. There, that should help the kids' self-esteem issues. Oh and please don’t get mad that I wrote five times as much (and with much more passion) here on Facebook about Elvis on the anniversary of his death. But he meant so much more to me. After all, I never got boners for you the way I got them for Elvis. Still do. You understand, right?
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Hi Grandma. Sorry you’re dead. We miss you, I guess. Kinda. And I suppose it’s what I ought to say, being it's the anniversary of your death. But mostly I want to use this public forum not to say what kind of a person you were nor the impact you had on our family, but to say how great my kids are. You know, the two we feed nothing but crap food. Yeah, those two. Actually, I’ve pretty much forgotten you but that’s inconsequential to this post. The point is that my kids are great and by golly I need to remind the Robb Mobb of that. There, that should help the kids' self-esteem issues. Oh and please don’t get mad that I wrote five times as much (and with much more passion) here on Facebook about Elvis on the anniversary of his death. But he meant so much more to me. After all, I never got boners for you the way I got them for Elvis. Still do. You understand, right?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: September 17, 2015 11:50AM
"How great my kids are turning out"????
They are spoiled, snotty brats who constantly give attitude to everyone around them.
And especially Robb. They HATE him.
They are spoiled, snotty brats who constantly give attitude to everyone around them.
And especially Robb. They HATE him.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Megancraycray
()
Date: September 17, 2015 11:53AM
Thanks for the update Mr Thickness, we appreciate all you do for this forum! !!!
HAve a great day Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives! !!
I want to have your babies and what not
HAve a great day Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives! !!
I want to have your babies and what not
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 17, 2015 12:10PM
Double I Supporter Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> BRO! WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO THAT NONSENSE? Rob &
> Joe and Perkins are fine - but MFing Cake &
> Cookies?
>
> Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peek -- in a gripping sidebar about Monopoly
> > pieces, when Katie said she wouldn't want to be
> > the shoe, Spewak said, "Funny, you don't look
> > shoe-ish."
Hey...don't interfere with the Lord's Work pal...Somebody's gotta tell me when to listen for Robb's children openly disrespecting him
-------------------------------------------------------
> BRO! WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO THAT NONSENSE? Rob &
> Joe and Perkins are fine - but MFing Cake &
> Cookies?
>
> Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peek -- in a gripping sidebar about Monopoly
> > pieces, when Katie said she wouldn't want to be
> > the shoe, Spewak said, "Funny, you don't look
> > shoe-ish."
Hey...don't interfere with the Lord's Work pal...Somebody's gotta tell me when to listen for Robb's children openly disrespecting him
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 17, 2015 12:21PM
Mike Salmontrout Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike talks more like Trump than Oscar does. Sure,
> Oscar has a set of gon-to adjectives, but a lot of
> Mike's sentence structures could be Trump style
> madlibs imo.
>
> Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So...
> > I like Oscar.
> >
> > But how has the gang never called him on the
> fact
> > that he and Donald Trump speak in the exact
> same
> > way?
> >
> > Everything's "A 10" or "Amazing" as opposed to
> > Trumps "Best" and "Fantastic"
English IS Oscar's second language...What are Mike and Trump's excuse?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike talks more like Trump than Oscar does. Sure,
> Oscar has a set of gon-to adjectives, but a lot of
> Mike's sentence structures could be Trump style
> madlibs imo.
>
> Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So...
> > I like Oscar.
> >
> > But how has the gang never called him on the
> fact
> > that he and Donald Trump speak in the exact
> same
> > way?
> >
> > Everything's "A 10" or "Amazing" as opposed to
> > Trumps "Best" and "Fantastic"
English IS Oscar's second language...What are Mike and Trump's excuse?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Click Bait
()
Date: September 17, 2015 12:27PM
I, too, exploit the memory of dead relatives for Facebook likes.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 17, 2015 12:33PM
Call Me Sharon, Not Mom Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Translation of this Spewak Facebook post:
>
> Hi Grandma. Sorry you’re dead. We miss you, I
> guess. Kinda. And I suppose it’s what I ought to
> say, being it's the anniversary of your death. But
> mostly I want to use this public forum not to say
> what kind of a person you were nor the impact you
> had on our family, but to say how great my kids
> are. You know, the two we feed nothing but crap
> food. Yeah, those two. Actually, I’ve pretty
> much forgotten you but that’s inconsequential to
> this post. The point is that my kids are great and
> by golly I need to remind the Robb Mobb of that.
> There, that should help the kids' self-esteem
> issues. Oh and please don’t get mad that I wrote
> five times as much (and with much more passion)
> here on Facebook about Elvis on the anniversary of
> his death. But he meant so much more to me. After
> all, I never got boners for you the way I got
> them for Elvis. Still do. You understand, right?
niiiiiiice
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> Translation of this Spewak Facebook post:
>
> Hi Grandma. Sorry you’re dead. We miss you, I
> guess. Kinda. And I suppose it’s what I ought to
> say, being it's the anniversary of your death. But
> mostly I want to use this public forum not to say
> what kind of a person you were nor the impact you
> had on our family, but to say how great my kids
> are. You know, the two we feed nothing but crap
> food. Yeah, those two. Actually, I’ve pretty
> much forgotten you but that’s inconsequential to
> this post. The point is that my kids are great and
> by golly I need to remind the Robb Mobb of that.
> There, that should help the kids' self-esteem
> issues. Oh and please don’t get mad that I wrote
> five times as much (and with much more passion)
> here on Facebook about Elvis on the anniversary of
> his death. But he meant so much more to me. After
> all, I never got boners for you the way I got
> them for Elvis. Still do. You understand, right?
niiiiiiice
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 17, 2015 12:40PM
Click Bait Wrote:
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> I, too, exploit the memory of dead relatives for
> Facebook likes.
oh yessssiiiiIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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> I, too, exploit the memory of dead relatives for
> Facebook likes.
oh yessssiiiiIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm
()
Date: September 17, 2015 12:41PM
"I wish she could still be around just long enough to see..." and then she can fuck off and die.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 17, 2015 12:46PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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>
> And especially Robb. They HATE him.
I admire them for that
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>
> And especially Robb. They HATE him.
I admire them for that
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
BethAnnMcBride
()
Date: September 17, 2015 12:47PM
Mr Thickness, I to want to have your babies, I will wrap my green corduroy pants around your thickness and squeeze your massive balls!!!!!!
I enjoy dog style best...
I enjoy dog style best...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Jack Cassidy
()
Date: September 17, 2015 12:56PM
I don't suck cock very often, but when I do, it's always Mr Thickness
Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives
Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: September 17, 2015 01:22PM
Way to fuck up the "punch line" of your shitty opening bit, LFF. And breaking news, Fatt Rob doesn't like wax museums.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The_Lurker
()
Date: September 17, 2015 01:57PM
peekza Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > And especially Robb. They HATE him.
>
>
> I admire them for that
They're smart kids. They know Dad is a complete loser and an embarrassment, and are not afraid to let him know it. Of course, it rolls off the waves of flab that wobble up and down his back, and the rest of him. The children are father to the man. Thankfully Mom's got Fat Substitute #1 Son in line.
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > And especially Robb. They HATE him.
>
>
> I admire them for that
They're smart kids. They know Dad is a complete loser and an embarrassment, and are not afraid to let him know it. Of course, it rolls off the waves of flab that wobble up and down his back, and the rest of him. The children are father to the man. Thankfully Mom's got Fat Substitute #1 Son in line.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wait? Not!
()
Date: September 17, 2015 01:57PM
This is not a bulletin, but LFF's Ben Carson impression was terrible. That is all.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: September 17, 2015 02:31PM
.
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: September 17, 2015 02:56PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> DAMMIT!
>
> I was walking around his house this morning and he
> was out on his deck when I came around the
> corner!
>
> He started yelling something but I took off.
>
> .
Blobb, that garage wall is a blank canvas just begging to be tagged next time you're there.
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> DAMMIT!
>
> I was walking around his house this morning and he
> was out on his deck when I came around the
> corner!
>
> He started yelling something but I took off.
>
> .
Blobb, that garage wall is a blank canvas just begging to be tagged next time you're there.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
LFF's Taint
()
Date: September 17, 2015 02:57PM
Well, they did it again...
Rob and Joe are the guests on today's show. They go all the way through the normal show, including the God forsaken News You DO NOT Need crap bit, (why would you do that lame bit when you have guests in studio?).
Then, just as LFF is about to start the craptacular vault, Oscar picks an awesome scab where Joe had apparently blown off the murder mystery show that LPS "guest starred" in, by reminding LFF about it, and said, "Joe's going to leave here today and get away with it!".
So, LFF says, "Let me do my read, and we'll get it in before LPS's audio crap. He does the read, opens the stupid vault, almost forgets about what he just said he'd do not 2 minutes before, then asks Joe about why he wasn't there.
Rob and Joe and the Krew now have a conversation that's actually worth listening to, but they run out of KCJJ time. So, LFF closes the vault, and says, "no seriously, we're out of time guys. I just looked at the clock, and we've got to go!!".
Yet another segment on the ShitCast™ that could have been good, but was destroyed by their slave like devotion to that radio station in the middle of god damn nowhere!
Rob and Joe are the guests on today's show. They go all the way through the normal show, including the God forsaken News You DO NOT Need crap bit, (why would you do that lame bit when you have guests in studio?).
Then, just as LFF is about to start the craptacular vault, Oscar picks an awesome scab where Joe had apparently blown off the murder mystery show that LPS "guest starred" in, by reminding LFF about it, and said, "Joe's going to leave here today and get away with it!".
So, LFF says, "Let me do my read, and we'll get it in before LPS's audio crap. He does the read, opens the stupid vault, almost forgets about what he just said he'd do not 2 minutes before, then asks Joe about why he wasn't there.
Rob and Joe and the Krew now have a conversation that's actually worth listening to, but they run out of KCJJ time. So, LFF closes the vault, and says, "no seriously, we're out of time guys. I just looked at the clock, and we've got to go!!".
Yet another segment on the ShitCast™ that could have been good, but was destroyed by their slave like devotion to that radio station in the middle of god damn nowhere!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Disgruntled OMearican
()
Date: September 17, 2015 03:06PM
Robb said today that Cary's store has closed. She is currently closing other stores in the area so they can hang on to their insurance. Oscar asked Robb if he has considered getting a (second - ha!) job to get insurance that way and rather than answering, he said Cary is also walking dogs and will soon be babysitting to bring in cash. That's how I made money when I was 13, and I didn't have two kids and a fat piece of shit husband to support. Fuck you, Robb.
He went on to say that Julia is applying for her first job. He sounded so proud. Too bad his parents don't know that feeling. Fuck you again, you gigantic waste of sperm.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/17/2015 03:10PM by Disgruntled OMearican.
He went on to say that Julia is applying for her first job. He sounded so proud. Too bad his parents don't know that feeling. Fuck you again, you gigantic waste of sperm.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/17/2015 03:10PM by Disgruntled OMearican.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike D1
()
Date: September 17, 2015 03:11PM
LFF's Taint Wrote:
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> Well, they did it again...
>
> Rob and Joe are the guests on today's show. They
> go all the way through the normal show, including
> the God forsaken News You DO NOT Need crap bit,
> (why would you do that lame bit when you have
> guests in studio?).
>
> Then, just as LFF is about to start the
> craptacular vault, Oscar picks an awesome scab
> where Joe had apparently blown off the murder
> mystery show that LPS "guest starred" in, by
> reminding LFF about it, and said, "Joe's going to
> leave here today and get away with it!".
>
> So, LFF says, "Let me do my read, and we'll get it
> in before LPS's audio crap. He does the read,
> opens the stupid vault, almost forgets about what
> he just said he'd do not 2 minutes before, then
> asks Joe about why he wasn't there.
>
> Rob and Joe and the Krew now have a conversation
> that's actually worth listening to, but they run
> out of KCJJ time. So, LFF closes the vault, and
> says, "no seriously, we're out of time guys. I
> just looked at the clock, and we've got to go!!".
>
> Yet another segment on the ShitCast™ that could
> have been good, but was destroyed by their slave
> like devotion to that radio station in the middle
> of god damn nowhere!
I'll never understand it either. They cling to radio like it's still a viable option. Fuck radio. If you're going to be a podcaster then be a fucking podcaster and do shit any way you want. Adhering to these antiquated radio habits is just another pathetic aspect of this shitcast. They're too stupid to see the value of a good discussion/argument/picking on someone. But what it really boils down to is that Mike is truly a Lazy fuck and wants gobs of money with as little actual effort as possible on his part.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Well, they did it again...
>
> Rob and Joe are the guests on today's show. They
> go all the way through the normal show, including
> the God forsaken News You DO NOT Need crap bit,
> (why would you do that lame bit when you have
> guests in studio?).
>
> Then, just as LFF is about to start the
> craptacular vault, Oscar picks an awesome scab
> where Joe had apparently blown off the murder
> mystery show that LPS "guest starred" in, by
> reminding LFF about it, and said, "Joe's going to
> leave here today and get away with it!".
>
> So, LFF says, "Let me do my read, and we'll get it
> in before LPS's audio crap. He does the read,
> opens the stupid vault, almost forgets about what
> he just said he'd do not 2 minutes before, then
> asks Joe about why he wasn't there.
>
> Rob and Joe and the Krew now have a conversation
> that's actually worth listening to, but they run
> out of KCJJ time. So, LFF closes the vault, and
> says, "no seriously, we're out of time guys. I
> just looked at the clock, and we've got to go!!".
>
> Yet another segment on the ShitCast™ that could
> have been good, but was destroyed by their slave
> like devotion to that radio station in the middle
> of god damn nowhere!
I'll never understand it either. They cling to radio like it's still a viable option. Fuck radio. If you're going to be a podcaster then be a fucking podcaster and do shit any way you want. Adhering to these antiquated radio habits is just another pathetic aspect of this shitcast. They're too stupid to see the value of a good discussion/argument/picking on someone. But what it really boils down to is that Mike is truly a Lazy fuck and wants gobs of money with as little actual effort as possible on his part.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
A Postrophe Kid
()
Date: September 17, 2015 03:26PM
Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> This is not a bulletin, but LFF's ________________
> impression was terrible. That is all.
Just fill in the blank!
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> This is not a bulletin, but LFF's ________________
> impression was terrible. That is all.
Just fill in the blank!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 17, 2015 03:44PM
Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> Robb said today that Cary's store has closed. She
> is currently closing other stores in the area so
> they can hang on to their insurance. Oscar asked
> Robb if he has considered getting a (second - ha!)
> job to get insurance that way and rather than
> answering, he said Cary is also walking dogs and
> will soon be babysitting to bring in cash. That's
> how I made money when I was 13, and I didn't have
> two kids and a fat piece of shit husband to
> support. Fuck you, Robb.
>
> He went on to say that Julia is applying for her
> first job. He sounded so proud. Too bad his
> parents don't know that feeling. Fuck you again,
> you gigantic waste of sperm.
The GOOD news is that without insurance, Robb won'tr be able to afford all the pills he has to take to stay alive, so hopefully he will be dying soon
-------------------------------------------------------
> Robb said today that Cary's store has closed. She
> is currently closing other stores in the area so
> they can hang on to their insurance. Oscar asked
> Robb if he has considered getting a (second - ha!)
> job to get insurance that way and rather than
> answering, he said Cary is also walking dogs and
> will soon be babysitting to bring in cash. That's
> how I made money when I was 13, and I didn't have
> two kids and a fat piece of shit husband to
> support. Fuck you, Robb.
>
> He went on to say that Julia is applying for her
> first job. He sounded so proud. Too bad his
> parents don't know that feeling. Fuck you again,
> you gigantic waste of sperm.
The GOOD news is that without insurance, Robb won'tr be able to afford all the pills he has to take to stay alive, so hopefully he will be dying soon
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 17, 2015 03:45PM
A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
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> Wait? Not! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is not a bulletin, but LFF's
> ________________
> > impression was terrible. That is all.
>
> Just fill in the blank!
ahahahahahaha
-------------------------------------------------------
> Wait? Not! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is not a bulletin, but LFF's
> ________________
> > impression was terrible. That is all.
>
> Just fill in the blank!
ahahahahahaha
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wait? Not!
()
Date: September 17, 2015 04:03PM
A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Wait? Not! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is not a bulletin, but LFF's
> ________________
> > impression was terrible. That is all.
>
> Just fill in the blank!
^^^ True story
-------------------------------------------------------
> Wait? Not! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is not a bulletin, but LFF's
> ________________
> > impression was terrible. That is all.
>
> Just fill in the blank!
^^^ True story
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc.
()
Date: September 17, 2015 04:13PM
Things Mike likes:
going winky tinky
having a drinky (or 6)
eating brekky
fast food on the QT
watching TV on the lanai
dressing up as a biker
his recliner
remembering how he used to do decent impressions
playing at golf
putting his son down at 7 pm
wearing birkies
the Sox in pennant years
yard signs
photos HBS posts
Spewak laughing at everything he says or does
thinking he is not a basement podcaster
thinking is on radio still
thinking he is a big deal
not recycling
being Irish-ish
baggy clothes
anything that obscures his ear lobes from view
going winky tinky
having a drinky (or 6)
eating brekky
fast food on the QT
watching TV on the lanai
dressing up as a biker
his recliner
remembering how he used to do decent impressions
playing at golf
putting his son down at 7 pm
wearing birkies
the Sox in pennant years
yard signs
photos HBS posts
Spewak laughing at everything he says or does
thinking he is not a basement podcaster
thinking is on radio still
thinking he is a big deal
not recycling
being Irish-ish
baggy clothes
anything that obscures his ear lobes from view
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: September 17, 2015 04:17PM
On yesterday's show, Mike got his daughters name wrong.
(tried to find it again, but couldn't stand hear that shit again and gave up)
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/17/2015 04:24PM by Blobb Spewsack.
(tried to find it again, but couldn't stand hear that shit again and gave up)
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/17/2015 04:24PM by Blobb Spewsack.