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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
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Date: September 12, 2015 05:40PM
TMOS.
The flagship show, is actually not the flagship show.
#failureonhisownnetwork
The flagship show, is actually not the flagship show.
#failureonhisownnetwork
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Skipper
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Date: September 12, 2015 06:50PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> TMOS.
>
> The flagship show, is actually not the flagship
> show.
>
> #failureonhisownnetwork
The flagship hit a sandbar about five years ago.
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> TMOS.
>
> The flagship show, is actually not the flagship
> show.
>
> #failureonhisownnetwork
The flagship hit a sandbar about five years ago.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Big News!
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Date: September 12, 2015 10:26PM
DATELINE: NEW YORK CITY, NY
In spite of overwhelmingly positive reviews of his first week of shows, CBS President Les Moonves has informed Stephen Colbert he will not be returning for a second week as the host of The Late Show. Moonves said, "I was impressed with Stephen's first week, especially his moving interview with Vice President Joe Biden; however, it was brought to my attention that Mike O'Meara has decided he isn't funny and has no future. I've known O'Meara for years and have always considered him to be a great judge of comedy and talent. In light of that, I've decided to pull the plug on Stephen Colbert right now. I'm considering offering the position to O'Meara himself, though we may need to expand his bedroom in Maine to accommodate a desk and couch".
O'Meara was unavailable for comment, When we tried to contact him at 8:00 p.m. EDT, a female answered the phone and in a slurred voice said he was too far into his "drinky-drink time" to come to the phone.
In spite of overwhelmingly positive reviews of his first week of shows, CBS President Les Moonves has informed Stephen Colbert he will not be returning for a second week as the host of The Late Show. Moonves said, "I was impressed with Stephen's first week, especially his moving interview with Vice President Joe Biden; however, it was brought to my attention that Mike O'Meara has decided he isn't funny and has no future. I've known O'Meara for years and have always considered him to be a great judge of comedy and talent. In light of that, I've decided to pull the plug on Stephen Colbert right now. I'm considering offering the position to O'Meara himself, though we may need to expand his bedroom in Maine to accommodate a desk and couch".
O'Meara was unavailable for comment, When we tried to contact him at 8:00 p.m. EDT, a female answered the phone and in a slurred voice said he was too far into his "drinky-drink time" to come to the phone.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Akksjjxjsksksixmngswka
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Date: September 12, 2015 10:33PM
Why doesn't mike's Wikipedia page include his efforts at ground zero on 9-11?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: September 13, 2015 12:02AM
639...Semper Hero
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: September 13, 2015 12:11AM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Well and the TPerk show is good. ...
hey man, TPerk didn't get that sweet 209 showcase
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> Well and the TPerk show is good. ...
hey man, TPerk didn't get that sweet 209 showcase
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: September 13, 2015 12:56AM
For only the 4th time since it debuted on November 10(and the 2nd week in a row) Uptown Funk wasn't played at least once and neither was Shut Up and Dance
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: September 13, 2015 01:03AM
Nope...I jumped the gun, Robb snuck it in during the audio fault
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
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Date: September 13, 2015 02:06AM
I love how last week Mike said they were on a "youth push".
Yet they haven't changed anything about the show.
Delusion and denial.
Yet they haven't changed anything about the show.
Delusion and denial.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm
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Date: September 13, 2015 02:15AM
The "youth push" is Fuckwaddle getting semi-chub thinking about the fact that somewhere there are two college-age girls not related to him who admit knowing who he is.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Ponderous man
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Date: September 13, 2015 02:50AM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I love how last week Mike said they were on a
> "youth push".
>
> Yet they haven't changed anything about the show.
>
>
> Delusion and denial.
They just spent half an episode with Robb being euphoric about finding a 90 year old theme song from some 40 year old kids show, yet they're on a youth push?
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> I love how last week Mike said they were on a
> "youth push".
>
> Yet they haven't changed anything about the show.
>
>
> Delusion and denial.
They just spent half an episode with Robb being euphoric about finding a 90 year old theme song from some 40 year old kids show, yet they're on a youth push?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mel A.Parks
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Date: September 13, 2015 03:57AM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I love how last week Mike said they were on a
> "youth push".
>
> Yet they haven't changed anything about the show.
>
>
> Delusion and denial.
A YOUTH PUSH would be Rofo and Pony hosting the show...AND THEY SHOULD BE, at this point.
Robb: Hey, for our youth push, I think we should have a feature, mid show, with Junior and Julia...
Mike: Fuck no!! I was hung over!! Michael, shut the hell up!! CAAARRRLLLA!!!!!
Delusion and denial. True dat.
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> I love how last week Mike said they were on a
> "youth push".
>
> Yet they haven't changed anything about the show.
>
>
> Delusion and denial.
A YOUTH PUSH would be Rofo and Pony hosting the show...AND THEY SHOULD BE, at this point.
Robb: Hey, for our youth push, I think we should have a feature, mid show, with Junior and Julia...
Mike: Fuck no!! I was hung over!! Michael, shut the hell up!! CAAARRRLLLA!!!!!
Delusion and denial. True dat.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Way Oscar Says P!zza
()
Date: September 13, 2015 04:42PM
Mel A.Parks Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I love how last week Mike said they were on a
> > "youth push".
> >
> > Yet they haven't changed anything about the
> show.
> >
> >
> > Delusion and denial.
>
> A YOUTH PUSH would be Rofo and Pony hosting the
> show...AND THEY SHOULD BE, at this point.
>
> Robb: Hey, for our youth push, I think we
> should have a feature, mid show, with Junior and
> Julia...
>
> Mike: Fuck no!! I was hung over!! Michael,
> shut the hell up!! CAAARRRLLLA!!!!!
>
> Delusion and denial. True dat.
RoFo should have much more air time. He's really good on TPS. If Mike and Robb weren't so insecure they'd have him and Pony on a lot more, so of course, that will never happen.
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I love how last week Mike said they were on a
> > "youth push".
> >
> > Yet they haven't changed anything about the
> show.
> >
> >
> > Delusion and denial.
>
> A YOUTH PUSH would be Rofo and Pony hosting the
> show...AND THEY SHOULD BE, at this point.
>
> Robb: Hey, for our youth push, I think we
> should have a feature, mid show, with Junior and
> Julia...
>
> Mike: Fuck no!! I was hung over!! Michael,
> shut the hell up!! CAAARRRLLLA!!!!!
>
> Delusion and denial. True dat.
RoFo should have much more air time. He's really good on TPS. If Mike and Robb weren't so insecure they'd have him and Pony on a lot more, so of course, that will never happen.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS = World Tirade Center
()
Date: September 13, 2015 04:44PM
We all know why Mike went down to "the pile" on 9/11, and it wasn't to be a hero. To compare himself to the heroes who died that day is sickening. The guy can't get across a Hooters parking lot without blowing out his fucking knee. Yes, Mike was in NYC that day. So were 7 million other people. STFU, Mike. You are no fucking hero.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm
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Date: September 13, 2015 06:37PM
Never forget...
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Weight Not Tater Tot xxx
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Date: September 13, 2015 08:35PM
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm Wrote:
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> Never forget...
Breakfast of Champions
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> Never forget...
Breakfast of Champions
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Marcus Welby, MD
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Date: September 13, 2015 08:37PM
Weight Not Tater Tot xxx Wrote:
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> Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm Wrote:
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> > Never forget...
>
>
> Breakfast of Champions
Robb's bedpan.
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> Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm Wrote:
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> > Never forget...
>
>
> Breakfast of Champions
Robb's bedpan.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: September 13, 2015 11:15PM
OMG!!!!EWWWWWWW!!!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Old Proverb
()
Date: September 14, 2015 06:10AM
Bury my heart in tater tot casserole.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: September 14, 2015 06:56AM
Will Mike rant about entitled hump Eli Suck Manning today?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Football Fanz
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Date: September 14, 2015 07:57AM
Being a son of Boston by way of Maine (or is it Connecticut?) it only makes sense Mike would be a fan of the Patriot's division rival, the Dolphins. Some might believe there is some affinity that came from the Dolphins' rise to prominence in the 70s under Don Shula. Others who are more cynical might chalk it up to the fact the Dolphins are currently the least sucky NFL team in Mike's recently adopted state of Florida.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: September 14, 2015 12:46PM
LFF: "You know the numbers have always been very important to me."
Blob(b): "You love numbers."
Numbers like books sold and cumulative downloads. Or pounds lost.
Blob(b): "You love numbers."
Numbers like books sold and cumulative downloads. Or pounds lost.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oh, Rob!
()
Date: September 14, 2015 01:20PM
God, Eightt's job really is just to prop up Mike. "You love numbers!" "Sure!" "Right!" "You're a great dad!"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm
()
Date: September 14, 2015 01:40PM
Funny to hear El Spic talking about people who who could no longer work in the industry because of personality issues and Fatt Rob agreeing along "right, sure."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
(the old) JC
()
Date: September 14, 2015 01:40PM
wow . . . thrilling content today . . . mike just read his facebook post to carla, and talked about how many "likes" he got.
oh wait -- now he's reading more facebook posts!!!
are you freakin' kidding me with this??
oh wait -- now he's reading more facebook posts!!!
are you freakin' kidding me with this??
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Personal Breast
()
Date: September 14, 2015 03:59PM
Truth be told Robb isn't out of the industry due to personality issues. He's out of the industry due to lack of talent and skills, in addition to personality issues.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The_Lurker
()
Date: September 14, 2015 04:16PM
Personal Breast Wrote:
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> Truth be told Robb isn't out of the industry due
> to personality issues. He's out of the industry
> due to lack of talent and skills, in addition to
> personality issues.
Robb was a lucky stiff. Playing "wacky caller" or whatever the fuck that was got him in the door. He willingly played the role of ignorant fool in Don & Mike's ongoing cavalcade of freaks.
Robb took no initiative; he never showed any growth, or proof that he'd learned anything in the business. He remains chief ass-kisser for the entitled hump that is Mike, because it's all he's got left.
He also lives in a fantasy world, not unusual in the biz...thinking he is the greatest thing ever, amazingly talented, funny and in demand. Robb can't see the forest for the trees because he keeps smacking into each one, face first.
When the podcast dies, expect Robb to disappear into his Elvis Room, for good.
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> Truth be told Robb isn't out of the industry due
> to personality issues. He's out of the industry
> due to lack of talent and skills, in addition to
> personality issues.
Robb was a lucky stiff. Playing "wacky caller" or whatever the fuck that was got him in the door. He willingly played the role of ignorant fool in Don & Mike's ongoing cavalcade of freaks.
Robb took no initiative; he never showed any growth, or proof that he'd learned anything in the business. He remains chief ass-kisser for the entitled hump that is Mike, because it's all he's got left.
He also lives in a fantasy world, not unusual in the biz...thinking he is the greatest thing ever, amazingly talented, funny and in demand. Robb can't see the forest for the trees because he keeps smacking into each one, face first.
When the podcast dies, expect Robb to disappear into his Elvis Room, for good.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
bubbyman
()
Date: September 14, 2015 04:27PM
I think Mike hacked me over the weekend. Fairfax Underground has been completely unavailable to me since Friday. Luckily after reinstalling the OS's on my computer and phone I'm able to come back now.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm
()
Date: September 14, 2015 04:45PM
Personal Breast Wrote:
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> Truth be told Robb isn't out of the industry due
> to personality issues. He's out of the industry
> due to lack of talent and skills, in addition to
> personality issues.
I welcome your expansion and revision of my remarks, but didn't he fail to get a board-op job at WJFK? It's entry level, but a skill he had at the time. Former Junkies intern Chris Kinard, at the time Fatt Rob's boss, told him he just had no spot for him.
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> Truth be told Robb isn't out of the industry due
> to personality issues. He's out of the industry
> due to lack of talent and skills, in addition to
> personality issues.
I welcome your expansion and revision of my remarks, but didn't he fail to get a board-op job at WJFK? It's entry level, but a skill he had at the time. Former Junkies intern Chris Kinard, at the time Fatt Rob's boss, told him he just had no spot for him.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Disgruntled OMearican
()
Date: September 14, 2015 04:47PM
bubbyman Wrote:
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> I think Mike hacked me over the weekend. Fairfax
> Underground has been completely unavailable to me
> since Friday. Luckily after reinstalling the OS's
> on my computer and phone I'm able to come back
> now.
Same here. I thought the whole damn site was down but when I was finally able to get back here last night (Didn't even have to buy a new computer!) I saw that people had been posting the whole time. WTF?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/14/2015 04:48PM by Disgruntled OMearican.
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> I think Mike hacked me over the weekend. Fairfax
> Underground has been completely unavailable to me
> since Friday. Luckily after reinstalling the OS's
> on my computer and phone I'm able to come back
> now.
Same here. I thought the whole damn site was down but when I was finally able to get back here last night (Didn't even have to buy a new computer!) I saw that people had been posting the whole time. WTF?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/14/2015 04:48PM by Disgruntled OMearican.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 14, 2015 04:54PM
Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> bubbyman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think Mike hacked me over the weekend.
> Fairfax
> > Underground has been completely unavailable to
> me
> > since Friday. Luckily after reinstalling the
> OS's
> > on my computer and phone I'm able to come back
> > now.
>
> Same here. I thought the whole damn site was down
> but when I was finally able to get back here last
> night (Didn't even have to buy a new computer!) I
> saw that people had been posting the whole time.
> WTF?
I had a similar experience...Strange things afoot at the Circle K
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> bubbyman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think Mike hacked me over the weekend.
> Fairfax
> > Underground has been completely unavailable to
> me
> > since Friday. Luckily after reinstalling the
> OS's
> > on my computer and phone I'm able to come back
> > now.
>
> Same here. I thought the whole damn site was down
> but when I was finally able to get back here last
> night (Didn't even have to buy a new computer!) I
> saw that people had been posting the whole time.
> WTF?
I had a similar experience...Strange things afoot at the Circle K
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peezka
()
Date: September 14, 2015 04:57PM
Excellent Bill and Ted reference!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 14, 2015 05:12PM
Clever...much better than peeekza
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 14, 2015 05:17PM
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm Wrote:
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> Personal Breast Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Truth be told Robb isn't out of the industry
> due
> > to personality issues. He's out of the industry
> > due to lack of talent and skills, in addition
> to
> > personality issues.
>
> I welcome your expansion and revision of my
> remarks, but didn't he fail to get a board-op job
> at WJFK? It's entry level, but a skill he had at
> the time. Former Junkies intern Chris Kinard, at
> the time Fatt Rob's boss, told him he just had no
> spot for him.
I think he didn't get retained at JFK SOLELY based on his personality/work history there...I think he can't get a job anywhere else in "the biz" based off of his lack of skills/talent
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> Personal Breast Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Truth be told Robb isn't out of the industry
> due
> > to personality issues. He's out of the industry
> > due to lack of talent and skills, in addition
> to
> > personality issues.
>
> I welcome your expansion and revision of my
> remarks, but didn't he fail to get a board-op job
> at WJFK? It's entry level, but a skill he had at
> the time. Former Junkies intern Chris Kinard, at
> the time Fatt Rob's boss, told him he just had no
> spot for him.
I think he didn't get retained at JFK SOLELY based on his personality/work history there...I think he can't get a job anywhere else in "the biz" based off of his lack of skills/talent
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: September 14, 2015 05:35PM
Don't forget, Robb fucked JFK by going behind their back and getting KCJJ to demand fulfillment of the DM syndication deal which gave Robb a couple more months of work running best of out of a closet, to KCJJ only.
That's why nobody likes him. He thought he was being clever, but he pretty much finished his career with that move. He fucked jfk and Westwood one.
i guess he felt he was entitled to work as long as he could. ..
That's why nobody likes him. He thought he was being clever, but he pretty much finished his career with that move. He fucked jfk and Westwood one.
i guess he felt he was entitled to work as long as he could. ..
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Tech 411 fan
()
Date: September 14, 2015 05:50PM
Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> bubbyman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think Mike hacked me over the weekend.
> Fairfax
> > Underground has been completely unavailable to
> me
> > since Friday. Luckily after reinstalling the
> OS's
> > on my computer and phone I'm able to come back
> > now.
>
> Same here. I thought the whole damn site was down
> but when I was finally able to get back here last
> night (Didn't even have to buy a new computer!) I
> saw that people had been posting the whole time.
> WTF?
So I reamed the hump at the Genius Bar for nothing?
Damn Apple!
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> bubbyman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think Mike hacked me over the weekend.
> Fairfax
> > Underground has been completely unavailable to
> me
> > since Friday. Luckily after reinstalling the
> OS's
> > on my computer and phone I'm able to come back
> > now.
>
> Same here. I thought the whole damn site was down
> but when I was finally able to get back here last
> night (Didn't even have to buy a new computer!) I
> saw that people had been posting the whole time.
> WTF?
So I reamed the hump at the Genius Bar for nothing?
Damn Apple!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: September 14, 2015 07:39PM
After I visited this thread my numbers keys didn't work anymore!!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
George'Jones
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Date: September 14, 2015 08:22PM
Mel A.Parks Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > Can't wait to see what secret bit Mike is
> cooking
> > up with Rob Ford
>
> Mike will have to do something, because Rob Ford
> is sounding VERY good an more important on a
> BETTER podcast. I'm sure Mike will try and cut
> Mr. Ford down a few notches. I'm sure they didn't
> bring him to the network knowing ahead of time his
> talent's far out-weigh Spewhacks.
Just catching up on this board after a couple weeks at the beach and found this gem from Aug 30th. It is exactly what happened on today's show. Nice call Nostradomas!
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > Can't wait to see what secret bit Mike is
> cooking
> > up with Rob Ford
>
> Mike will have to do something, because Rob Ford
> is sounding VERY good an more important on a
> BETTER podcast. I'm sure Mike will try and cut
> Mr. Ford down a few notches. I'm sure they didn't
> bring him to the network knowing ahead of time his
> talent's far out-weigh Spewhacks.
Just catching up on this board after a couple weeks at the beach and found this gem from Aug 30th. It is exactly what happened on today's show. Nice call Nostradomas!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: September 14, 2015 08:28PM
So is it worth listening? Time stamp?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
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Date: September 14, 2015 09:16PM
Before the show open I think. Ford tells LFF to settle down because the fat one won't stop badgering him about accessing the Fantasy Football site.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
o'mearacan spirit
()
Date: September 14, 2015 09:25PM
Sick to my stomach after LFF listed everything he ate on Saturday. He won't be down a half pound for a while.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: September 14, 2015 09:27PM
Thanks guys! Early in the show is always good for me...
wonder if LFF made big potty after Saturday.
wonder if LFF made big potty after Saturday.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm
()
Date: September 14, 2015 10:40PM
I just don't get the fascination with lobsters. They're sea scorpions, just an excuse to eat bugs and butter. Same as crayabs (sea spiders) "I'm Bugs!" "And I'm Butter!" Pair that with ignorance of Moxie and you've got an hour of podcasting goodness. There, you lazy fuck, I just wrote a show for you.
Anyway it wasn't lobster in the stew at the golf course.
;
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Anyway it wasn't lobster in the stew at the golf course.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm
()
Date: September 14, 2015 11:47PM
O'Meara never worked in the tobacco fields. Got this from a source on the dark web:
"He grew up there going barefoot and hunting baboons in the potato fields. The baboons came out of the mountains and raided the crops in organized groups. To control them you had to sneak past their sentinels and kill their chiefs. Afterward the baboons ran away to the mountains and were so disorganized that they didn’t come back for weeks. Tragically Mikey one day went off the trail and was held for several days of anal pleasure by the 'boons, whose stamina is reportedly incredible. Traumatized, upon his eventual rescue the only sentence he could form was 'I'm TIRED OF IT!'"
That's right, whenever Fuckwaddle says 'I'm TIRED OF IT!' he's having a flashback to being a baboon rape-slave.
"He grew up there going barefoot and hunting baboons in the potato fields. The baboons came out of the mountains and raided the crops in organized groups. To control them you had to sneak past their sentinels and kill their chiefs. Afterward the baboons ran away to the mountains and were so disorganized that they didn’t come back for weeks. Tragically Mikey one day went off the trail and was held for several days of anal pleasure by the 'boons, whose stamina is reportedly incredible. Traumatized, upon his eventual rescue the only sentence he could form was 'I'm TIRED OF IT!'"
That's right, whenever Fuckwaddle says 'I'm TIRED OF IT!' he's having a flashback to being a baboon rape-slave.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: September 15, 2015 12:33AM
To recap the LFF Anniversary Food Intake: morning starts with two donuts and a blueberry muffin "the size of my son's head". Lunch is a hot dog and two bowls of lobster stew, coffee ice cream with hot fudge and whipped cream. Afternoon snack is a slice of wedding cake. Dinner is oysters Rockefeller, lamb, potato casserole, one and a half bottles of wine, and Jack Daniels chocolate chip ice cream. 60 minutes in to the show and they're still talking about food.
Also, walking 18 holes made his legs seize up. Oh the humanity.
Blob(b) on his wife: "But she works so much harder than me."
Don't worry though:
"walked 2 1/2 miles today though"
Calories burned: 323 - Walking, 2.0 mph, slow pace
So one donut. A true hero.
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Also, walking 18 holes made his legs seize up. Oh the humanity.
Blob(b) on his wife: "But she works so much harder than me."
Don't worry though:
"walked 2 1/2 miles today though"
Calories burned: 323 - Walking, 2.0 mph, slow pace
So one donut. A true hero.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
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Date: September 15, 2015 12:40AM
Funny finger strikes again. Fatt Rob and LFF unhinge jaws while LOLscar looks on sadly, hating his life. And finally, Blob(b) does the phantom cymbal hit with his rocking top 40 track.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
o'mearacan spirit
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Date: September 15, 2015 12:41AM
+ bottle and a half of wine with dinner and whatever else he drank at home after. Easily an over 6000 calorie day.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 15, 2015 01:25AM
o'mearacan spirit Wrote:
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> + bottle and a half of wine with dinner and
> whatever else he drank at home after. Easily an
> over 6000 calorie day.
To be fair, he DID powerwalk 2.5 miles, so he has burnt 300 calories off already
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> + bottle and a half of wine with dinner and
> whatever else he drank at home after. Easily an
> over 6000 calorie day.
To be fair, he DID powerwalk 2.5 miles, so he has burnt 300 calories off already
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm
()
Date: September 15, 2015 02:36AM
In the world of Fattso Mcfatterton from Fattown, EVERY walk is a powerwalk.
By which I mean, walking any distance leaves him out of breath.
By which I mean, walking any distance leaves him out of breath.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: September 15, 2015 05:50AM
Todd Hess is awesome on Facebook today....
Todd Hess
57 mins · Edited ·Â
While you have been slumbering, I have been struggling.
I am too much physical pain to settle in for the night. Sciatic bursts, lower back pain from a herniated disc and two bulging discs. Stenosis. Degenerative disc disease. Basically, my spine is crumbling like blue cheese.
I also have anxious thoughts. Same worries over and again, Tourettes. I am deeply tired, but my body won't allow me to rest. My anxiety and depressed feels deprive me of what I need most.
Sooner or later, my body will give out on me out of sheer exhaustion, and I will fall into a CPAP-induced coma.Â
I scroll to the bottom of my newsfeed about nine times. White Lion videos on youtube kill the minutes.
I may sleep until noon. Or one. Or two. Or worse.
Believe me, I don't want to be up at 4:44 in the morning. I wish it were any other way.
The problem is not sleeping. I can sleep like a champ.
The problem is falling asleep. You would think with as many meds as I am on, it would be relatively simple.
Sometimes my thoughts betray me and I think if I should fall asleep, I may not wake up.
I've tried it all, it either doesn't work, or makes it nearly impossible to wake up without being severely groggy.
Such is the life of a chronic insomniac with crippling pain.
At least McDonald's is open for breakfast...
Todd Hess
57 mins · Edited ·Â
While you have been slumbering, I have been struggling.
I am too much physical pain to settle in for the night. Sciatic bursts, lower back pain from a herniated disc and two bulging discs. Stenosis. Degenerative disc disease. Basically, my spine is crumbling like blue cheese.
I also have anxious thoughts. Same worries over and again, Tourettes. I am deeply tired, but my body won't allow me to rest. My anxiety and depressed feels deprive me of what I need most.
Sooner or later, my body will give out on me out of sheer exhaustion, and I will fall into a CPAP-induced coma.Â
I scroll to the bottom of my newsfeed about nine times. White Lion videos on youtube kill the minutes.
I may sleep until noon. Or one. Or two. Or worse.
Believe me, I don't want to be up at 4:44 in the morning. I wish it were any other way.
The problem is not sleeping. I can sleep like a champ.
The problem is falling asleep. You would think with as many meds as I am on, it would be relatively simple.
Sometimes my thoughts betray me and I think if I should fall asleep, I may not wake up.
I've tried it all, it either doesn't work, or makes it nearly impossible to wake up without being severely groggy.
Such is the life of a chronic insomniac with crippling pain.
At least McDonald's is open for breakfast...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Rocky Redux
()
Date: September 15, 2015 05:55AM
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm Wrote:
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> In the world of Fattso Mcfatterton from Fattown,
> EVERY walk is a powerwalk.
>
> By which I mean, walking any distance leaves him
> out of breath.
Once RoFo teaches him how to edit video, Mike can produce a Rocky-like montage of his workout regimen.
Changing subjects, I heard Mike mention last week that he wanted to produce videos about issues that anger him, separate from the light hearted TMOS. Has he mentioned this again in recent episodes?
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> In the world of Fattso Mcfatterton from Fattown,
> EVERY walk is a powerwalk.
>
> By which I mean, walking any distance leaves him
> out of breath.
Once RoFo teaches him how to edit video, Mike can produce a Rocky-like montage of his workout regimen.
Changing subjects, I heard Mike mention last week that he wanted to produce videos about issues that anger him, separate from the light hearted TMOS. Has he mentioned this again in recent episodes?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Video Star
()
Date: September 15, 2015 06:56AM
I'm sure LFF will pursue the video idea the way he pursued wrapping cars, the cartoon series, The Regulars, quality content, sobriety, etc, etc.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Glutton for Punishment
()
Date: September 15, 2015 07:41AM
The idea of sleeping with someone who is morbidly obese makes me ill. How can Carla possibly enjoy, or pretend enjoying, it?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yep yep yep yep yep yep
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Date: September 15, 2015 08:23AM
She closes her eyes and pictures the 60 years after he's gone and she's living on his money.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike R.
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Date: September 15, 2015 09:52AM
Did anyone catch re: the anniversary day food gorgathon that Carla bought Mike some candy to go along with a card?! He said that he didn't eat much of it so it got mostly thrown away.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
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Date: September 15, 2015 09:56AM
Mike R. Wrote:
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> Did anyone catch re: the anniversary day food
> gorgathon that Carla bought Mike some candy to go
> along with a card?! He said that he didn't eat
> much of it so it got mostly thrown away.
It's almost like she's actively pushing him towards the heart attack. Nah, couldn't be. More pork chops please.
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> Did anyone catch re: the anniversary day food
> gorgathon that Carla bought Mike some candy to go
> along with a card?! He said that he didn't eat
> much of it so it got mostly thrown away.
It's almost like she's actively pushing him towards the heart attack. Nah, couldn't be. More pork chops please.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WTL cover band
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Date: September 15, 2015 10:24AM
It's the desserts and candies that get me. C'mon son. He eats sweets like he's a lonely college girl on Valentine's Day.
Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> To recap the LFF Anniversary Food Intake: morning
> starts with two donuts and a blueberry muffin "the
> size of my son's head". Lunch is a hot dog and two
> bowls of lobster stew, coffee ice cream with hot
> fudge and whipped cream. Afternoon snack is a
> slice of wedding cake. Dinner is oysters
> Rockefeller, lamb, potato casserole, one and a
> half bottles of wine, and Jack Daniels chocolate
> chip ice cream. 60 minutes in to the show and
> they're still talking about food.
>
> Also, walking 18 holes made his legs seize up. Oh
> the humanity.
>
> Blob(b) on his wife: "But she works so much harder
> than me."
>
> Don't worry though:
>
> "walked 2 1/2 miles today though"
> Calories burned: 323 - Walking, 2.0 mph, slow
> pace
>
> So one donut. A true hero.
Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> To recap the LFF Anniversary Food Intake: morning
> starts with two donuts and a blueberry muffin "the
> size of my son's head". Lunch is a hot dog and two
> bowls of lobster stew, coffee ice cream with hot
> fudge and whipped cream. Afternoon snack is a
> slice of wedding cake. Dinner is oysters
> Rockefeller, lamb, potato casserole, one and a
> half bottles of wine, and Jack Daniels chocolate
> chip ice cream. 60 minutes in to the show and
> they're still talking about food.
>
> Also, walking 18 holes made his legs seize up. Oh
> the humanity.
>
> Blob(b) on his wife: "But she works so much harder
> than me."
>
> Don't worry though:
>
> "walked 2 1/2 miles today though"
> Calories burned: 323 - Walking, 2.0 mph, slow
> pace
>
> So one donut. A true hero.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
LFF reads sponsor spot 9/14/15
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Date: September 15, 2015 10:51AM
"Hey, I want to welcome a brand new sponsor to the Mike O'Meara show: Nuts.com! Can it get any easier than that? Nuts.com. I have found an incredible website that I have to tell you about. Once I tell you the name, you'll find it hard to forget."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
exffx
()
Date: September 15, 2015 11:08AM
She probably thought the bike she bought him would have done it years ago. Maybe she was waiting for the closing on the second house?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 15, 2015 11:30AM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Todd Hess is awesome on Facebook today....
>
> Todd Hess
>
> 57 mins · Edited ·Â
>
> While you have been slumbering, I have been
> struggling.
> I am too much physical pain to settle in for the
> night. Sciatic bursts, lower back pain from a
> herniated disc and two bulging discs. Stenosis.
> Degenerative disc disease. Basically, my spine is
> crumbling like blue cheese.
> I also have anxious thoughts. Same worries over
> and again, Tourettes. I am deeply tired, but my
> body won't allow me to rest. My anxiety and
> depressed feels deprive me of what I need most.
> Sooner or later, my body will give out on me out
> of sheer exhaustion, and I will fall into a
> CPAP-induced coma.Â
> I scroll to the bottom of my newsfeed about nine
> times. White Lion videos on youtube kill the
> minutes.
> I may sleep until noon. Or one. Or two. Or worse.
> Believe me, I don't want to be up at 4:44 in the
> morning. I wish it were any other way.
> The problem is not sleeping. I can sleep like a
> champ.
> The problem is falling asleep. You would think
> with as many meds as I am on, it would be
> relatively simple.
> Sometimes my thoughts betray me and I think if I
> should fall asleep, I may not wake up.
> I've tried it all, it either doesn't work, or
> makes it nearly impossible to wake up without
> being severely groggy.
> Such is the life of a chronic insomniac with
> crippling pain.
> At least McDonald's is open for breakfast...
keep getting fatter Toddie Too Hottie...that will help
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> Todd Hess is awesome on Facebook today....
>
> Todd Hess
>
> 57 mins · Edited ·Â
>
> While you have been slumbering, I have been
> struggling.
> I am too much physical pain to settle in for the
> night. Sciatic bursts, lower back pain from a
> herniated disc and two bulging discs. Stenosis.
> Degenerative disc disease. Basically, my spine is
> crumbling like blue cheese.
> I also have anxious thoughts. Same worries over
> and again, Tourettes. I am deeply tired, but my
> body won't allow me to rest. My anxiety and
> depressed feels deprive me of what I need most.
> Sooner or later, my body will give out on me out
> of sheer exhaustion, and I will fall into a
> CPAP-induced coma.Â
> I scroll to the bottom of my newsfeed about nine
> times. White Lion videos on youtube kill the
> minutes.
> I may sleep until noon. Or one. Or two. Or worse.
> Believe me, I don't want to be up at 4:44 in the
> morning. I wish it were any other way.
> The problem is not sleeping. I can sleep like a
> champ.
> The problem is falling asleep. You would think
> with as many meds as I am on, it would be
> relatively simple.
> Sometimes my thoughts betray me and I think if I
> should fall asleep, I may not wake up.
> I've tried it all, it either doesn't work, or
> makes it nearly impossible to wake up without
> being severely groggy.
> Such is the life of a chronic insomniac with
> crippling pain.
> At least McDonald's is open for breakfast...
keep getting fatter Toddie Too Hottie...that will help
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce ()
()
Date: September 15, 2015 11:42AM
> I heard Mike mention last week that he wanted to produce videos about issues that
> anger him, separate from the light hearted TMOS. Has he mentioned this again in
> recent episodes?
https://youtu.be/BbU4Cb4A4-o
> anger him, separate from the light hearted TMOS. Has he mentioned this again in
> recent episodes?
https://youtu.be/BbU4Cb4A4-o
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: September 15, 2015 12:56PM
LFF reads sponsor spot 9/14/15 Wrote:
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> "Hey, I want to welcome a brand new sponsor to the
> Mike O'Meara show: Nuts.com! Can it get any easier
> than that? Nuts.com. I have found an incredible
> website that I have to tell you about. Once I tell
> you the name, you'll find it hard to forget."
[pre-]reading [spots] is [not] fundamental for Mike
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> "Hey, I want to welcome a brand new sponsor to the
> Mike O'Meara show: Nuts.com! Can it get any easier
> than that? Nuts.com. I have found an incredible
> website that I have to tell you about. Once I tell
> you the name, you'll find it hard to forget."
[pre-]reading [spots] is [not] fundamental for Mike
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Way Oscar Says P!zza
()
Date: September 15, 2015 01:41PM
o'mearacan spirit Wrote:
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> Sick to my stomach after LFF listed everything he
> ate on Saturday. He won't be down a half pound for
> a while.
The day before he said he was sick after eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, but he felt fine after all his gluttony on Saturday. I never watch the ustream videos, but I may go back and watch that part just to see the disgust on Oscar's face.
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> Sick to my stomach after LFF listed everything he
> ate on Saturday. He won't be down a half pound for
> a while.
The day before he said he was sick after eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, but he felt fine after all his gluttony on Saturday. I never watch the ustream videos, but I may go back and watch that part just to see the disgust on Oscar's face.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm
()
Date: September 15, 2015 03:06PM
I enjoyed it today when Oscar put Fatt Rob in his place about Hitler being a painter.
FUCK FATT ROB.
FUCK FATT ROB.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm
()
Date: September 15, 2015 04:25PM
The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
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> o'mearacan spirit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sick to my stomach after LFF listed everything
> he
> > ate on Saturday. He won't be down a half pound
> for
> > a while.
>
>
> The day before he said he was sick after eating a
> bowl of Cap'n Crunch, but he felt fine after all
> his gluttony on Saturday. I never watch the
> ustream videos, but I may go back and watch that
> part just to see the disgust on Oscar's face.
Cap'n Crunch, like Guinness, is Kryptonite to First Responders, soldiers, firefighters, police, EMTs, lobstermen, washed up deejays, and "happening guys" (did he really call himself a "happening guy" today?)
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> o'mearacan spirit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sick to my stomach after LFF listed everything
> he
> > ate on Saturday. He won't be down a half pound
> for
> > a while.
>
>
> The day before he said he was sick after eating a
> bowl of Cap'n Crunch, but he felt fine after all
> his gluttony on Saturday. I never watch the
> ustream videos, but I may go back and watch that
> part just to see the disgust on Oscar's face.
Cap'n Crunch, like Guinness, is Kryptonite to First Responders, soldiers, firefighters, police, EMTs, lobstermen, washed up deejays, and "happening guys" (did he really call himself a "happening guy" today?)
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey Raj!
()
Date: September 15, 2015 05:31PM
More like a "What's Happening?" guy.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
EsteBAN
()
Date: September 15, 2015 05:43PM
So has anyone else had trouble viewing this page the last few days.
I haven't been able to get to it between 6am and 2-3 pm the last 2 days.
But I see people still posting throughout the day.
Ponderous Man...
I haven't been able to get to it between 6am and 2-3 pm the last 2 days.
But I see people still posting throughout the day.
Ponderous Man...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: September 15, 2015 05:43PM
More like a "What happened!?" guy....
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: September 15, 2015 05:46PM
O5car's face is priceless. ..
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
George'Jones
()
Date: September 15, 2015 06:35PM
Hey Raj! Wrote:
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> More like a "What's Happening?" guy.
Much like Mike, Fred Berry was very light on his feet..
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> More like a "What's Happening?" guy.
Much like Mike, Fred Berry was very light on his feet..
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm
()
Date: September 15, 2015 06:54PM
Fatt Rob in college.
.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: September 15, 2015 07:15PM
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm Wrote:
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> Fatt Rob in college.
> .
Except remove the girl.
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> Fatt Rob in college.
> .
Except remove the girl.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: September 15, 2015 07:18PM
EsteBAN Wrote:
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> So has anyone else had trouble viewing this page
> the last few days.
> I haven't been able to get to it between 6am and
> 2-3 pm the last 2 days.
> But I see people still posting throughout the
> day.
> Ponderous Man...
Yes, couldn't get in all day til now.
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> So has anyone else had trouble viewing this page
> the last few days.
> I haven't been able to get to it between 6am and
> 2-3 pm the last 2 days.
> But I see people still posting throughout the
> day.
> Ponderous Man...
Yes, couldn't get in all day til now.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Safari No Like
()
Date: September 15, 2015 09:12PM
Couldn't access the page for several days with Safari browser. Got in today using Puffin. Weird.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm
()
Date: September 15, 2015 09:16PM
Damn genetics won't let Fuckwaddle die! Enjoy, Carla. At least he eventually loses the weight.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Real Nostradamus
()
Date: September 15, 2015 09:51PM
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm Wrote:
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> Damn genetics won't let Fuckwaddle die! Enjoy,
> Carla. At least he eventually loses the weight.
That's actually Buzz, Junior's biological father, doing right by Carla after Mike passes in five years. Buzz's wife is cool with it.
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> Damn genetics won't let Fuckwaddle die! Enjoy,
> Carla. At least he eventually loses the weight.
That's actually Buzz, Junior's biological father, doing right by Carla after Mike passes in five years. Buzz's wife is cool with it.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Poor Mike
()
Date: September 15, 2015 09:59PM
I enjoyed the discussion of the private jet to Arizona. This guy legitimately blew through money like a NFL first round bust.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
bubbyman
()
Date: September 15, 2015 10:48PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> EsteBAN Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So has anyone else had trouble viewing this
> page
> > the last few days.
> > I haven't been able to get to it between 6am
> and
> > 2-3 pm the last 2 days.
> > But I see people still posting throughout the
> > day.
> > Ponderous Man...
>
>
> Yes, couldn't get in all day til now.
It's not just this thread, so I guess my # keys not working might not be Mike's fault. Anyone have any ideas for a secondary meeting place? Let me know. I have a decent enough mailing list to make a new place show up on the first couple pages of a Google search.
One thing I need help with though, 639 pages of content I've been trying to save. I've only been able to get the first and last 15-20 pages, if you can connect and get some pages, please claim them, screenshots or whatever, I'd hate to see this disappear completely.
Thanks, bub
TMOS FFXU FAQ can be found at https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sN0tBBpVJHY95gnVdZ4yyJ0apKKA3I3wRO9yve79xTk/pub
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> EsteBAN Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So has anyone else had trouble viewing this
> page
> > the last few days.
> > I haven't been able to get to it between 6am
> and
> > 2-3 pm the last 2 days.
> > But I see people still posting throughout the
> > day.
> > Ponderous Man...
>
>
> Yes, couldn't get in all day til now.
It's not just this thread, so I guess my # keys not working might not be Mike's fault. Anyone have any ideas for a secondary meeting place? Let me know. I have a decent enough mailing list to make a new place show up on the first couple pages of a Google search.
One thing I need help with though, 639 pages of content I've been trying to save. I've only been able to get the first and last 15-20 pages, if you can connect and get some pages, please claim them, screenshots or whatever, I'd hate to see this disappear completely.
Thanks, bub
TMOS FFXU FAQ can be found at https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sN0tBBpVJHY95gnVdZ4yyJ0apKKA3I3wRO9yve79xTk/pub
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm
()
Date: September 15, 2015 11:39PM
The Real Nostradamus Wrote:
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> Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Damn genetics won't let Fuckwaddle die! Enjoy,
> > Carla. At least he eventually loses the
> weight.
>
> That's actually Buzz, Junior's biological father,
> doing right by Carla after Mike passes in five
> years. Buzz's wife is cool with it.
Well done!
Comedy Pyramid! Comedy Pyramid!
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> Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Damn genetics won't let Fuckwaddle die! Enjoy,
> > Carla. At least he eventually loses the
> weight.
>
> That's actually Buzz, Junior's biological father,
> doing right by Carla after Mike passes in five
> years. Buzz's wife is cool with it.
Well done!
Comedy Pyramid! Comedy Pyramid!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wait? Not!
()
Date: September 15, 2015 11:40PM
Rocky Redux Wrote:
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> Changing subjects, I heard Mike mention last week
> that he wanted to produce videos about issues that
> anger him, separate from the light hearted TMOS.
> Has he mentioned this again in recent episodes?
That's the first thing they'll do after the Sound of Music drone viral video.
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> Changing subjects, I heard Mike mention last week
> that he wanted to produce videos about issues that
> anger him, separate from the light hearted TMOS.
> Has he mentioned this again in recent episodes?
That's the first thing they'll do after the Sound of Music drone viral video.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 15, 2015 11:53PM
EsteBAN Wrote:
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> So has anyone else had trouble viewing this page
> the last few days.
> I haven't been able to get to it between 6am and
> 2-3 pm the last 2 days.
> But I see people still posting throughout the
> day.
> Ponderous Man...
Damn Genetics
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> So has anyone else had trouble viewing this page
> the last few days.
> I haven't been able to get to it between 6am and
> 2-3 pm the last 2 days.
> But I see people still posting throughout the
> day.
> Ponderous Man...
Damn Genetics
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 15, 2015 11:54PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fatt Rob in college.
> > .
>
>
> Except remove the girl.
ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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> Sierra Nevada Kraftwerk Sperm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fatt Rob in college.
> > .
>
>
> Except remove the girl.
ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 15, 2015 11:56PM
bubbyman Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > EsteBAN Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So has anyone else had trouble viewing this
> > page
> > > the last few days.
> > > I haven't been able to get to it between 6am
> > and
> > > 2-3 pm the last 2 days.
> > > But I see people still posting throughout the
> > > day.
> > > Ponderous Man...
> >
> >
> > Yes, couldn't get in all day til now.
>
>
> It's not just this thread, so I guess my # keys
> not working might not be Mike's fault. Anyone have
> any ideas for a secondary meeting place? Let me
> know. I have a decent enough mailing list to make
> a new place show up on the first couple pages of a
> Google search.
>
> One thing I need help with though, 639 pages of
> content I've been trying to save. I've only been
> able to get the first and last 15-20 pages, if you
> can connect and get some pages, please claim them,
> screenshots or whatever, I'd hate to see this
> disappear completely.
>
> Thanks, bub
The Lord's Work Bubby...the Lord's Work
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> > EsteBAN Wrote:
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> > > So has anyone else had trouble viewing this
> > page
> > > the last few days.
> > > I haven't been able to get to it between 6am
> > and
> > > 2-3 pm the last 2 days.
> > > But I see people still posting throughout the
> > > day.
> > > Ponderous Man...
> >
> >
> > Yes, couldn't get in all day til now.
>
>
> It's not just this thread, so I guess my # keys
> not working might not be Mike's fault. Anyone have
> any ideas for a secondary meeting place? Let me
> know. I have a decent enough mailing list to make
> a new place show up on the first couple pages of a
> Google search.
>
> One thing I need help with though, 639 pages of
> content I've been trying to save. I've only been
> able to get the first and last 15-20 pages, if you
> can connect and get some pages, please claim them,
> screenshots or whatever, I'd hate to see this
> disappear completely.
>
> Thanks, bub
The Lord's Work Bubby...the Lord's Work
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Slut
()
Date: September 15, 2015 11:58PM
Rocky Redux Wrote:
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> Changing subjects, I heard Mike mention last week
> that he wanted to produce videos about issues that
> anger him, separate from the light hearted TMOS.
> Has he mentioned this again in recent episodes?
The list would include producing the videos, I hope. The "making of" special could be like the series finale. He would give Winnebago Man a run for his money. Carla, would you do me a kindness? Find me a shirt that DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING STAIN ON IT!
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> Changing subjects, I heard Mike mention last week
> that he wanted to produce videos about issues that
> anger him, separate from the light hearted TMOS.
> Has he mentioned this again in recent episodes?
The list would include producing the videos, I hope. The "making of" special could be like the series finale. He would give Winnebago Man a run for his money. Carla, would you do me a kindness? Find me a shirt that DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING STAIN ON IT!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 16, 2015 12:05AM
Did the campaign contribution that Mike made to Bernie come from show funds? Sounds like they sent the thank you packet to the billing address.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: September 16, 2015 12:08AM
I'll see what I can do to archive this entire thread, bubby.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 16, 2015 12:57AM
You're not a Hero, you just do Heroic things...Hand to God
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
bubbyman
()
Date: September 16, 2015 06:54AM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I'll see what I can do to archive this entire
> thread, bubby.
That'd be great Blobb, it was something I thought about over the weekend while I didn't have access. I'll probably never re-read it, but I'd hate to see it disappear completely.
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> I'll see what I can do to archive this entire
> thread, bubby.
That'd be great Blobb, it was something I thought about over the weekend while I didn't have access. I'll probably never re-read it, but I'd hate to see it disappear completely.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Things that Anger Mike
()
Date: September 16, 2015 07:26AM
Here's a list of things that anger Mike that he can make videos about:
- Barber shops
- Repairmen
- Facebook
- Apple Stores
- Virginia
- His fans
- Old ladies that don't compliment his children
- Old ladies who do compliment his children
- Guns
- Racists
- People who dislike the cops, military and DJs
- People who are more successful than he is
- A long list of former friends and co-workers
- FFXU
- Shit Carla starts
- Baby gates
- Any thing "father oriented" that involves him getting out of a chair
- Being over served
- Damn Genetics
- Others who do not "Try Harder"
- Barber shops
- Repairmen
- Apple Stores
- Virginia
- His fans
- Old ladies that don't compliment his children
- Old ladies who do compliment his children
- Guns
- Racists
- People who dislike the cops, military and DJs
- People who are more successful than he is
- A long list of former friends and co-workers
- FFXU
- Shit Carla starts
- Baby gates
- Any thing "father oriented" that involves him getting out of a chair
- Being over served
- Damn Genetics
- Others who do not "Try Harder"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: September 16, 2015 07:51AM
Rofo's 'tude
Dinghies/Oars
Businesses he doesn't pay who cut services
Steven Colbert
Velcro
People who stare at him like he's a burn victim
Bad food at Grocery stores
Emergency room personnel
People who walk everywhere
Birthday parties that don't revolve around HIM
Heat
Cold
Trailers
Slickee Boys
Anything else?
Dinghies/Oars
Businesses he doesn't pay who cut services
Steven Colbert
Velcro
People who stare at him like he's a burn victim
Bad food at Grocery stores
Emergency room personnel
People who walk everywhere
Birthday parties that don't revolve around HIM
Heat
Cold
Trailers
Slickee Boys
Anything else?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: September 16, 2015 07:53AM
People who talk while dining
People who don't talk while dining
People who don't talk while dining
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
GATTACA!
()
Date: September 16, 2015 08:34AM
Long walks back to his hotel room.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: September 16, 2015 08:38AM
my, the list is way too short...
(though Mike does LOVE lists)
(though Mike does LOVE lists)
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
bubbyman
()
Date: September 16, 2015 08:50AM
The Bible
The Constitution
Format restrictions
Old men with young wives/girlfriends(obviously excepting himself and his daughters)
The Constitution
Format restrictions
Old men with young wives/girlfriends(obviously excepting himself and his daughters)
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: September 16, 2015 09:34AM
Good Morning My Sweet, Delicious, White, Brunette, Babies. Oh How I Have Missed Thee.
Just Back From Maui, Sorry For The Late Notice, I Will Make It Up To You All, Have Some Fantastic Photos From The Kapalua Side Of My Favorite Get Away...
Please Obsess Over Other Men's Lives AMAP (As Much As Possible) ....
S
L
V
2
0
15. xoxo
Just Back From Maui, Sorry For The Late Notice, I Will Make It Up To You All, Have Some Fantastic Photos From The Kapalua Side Of My Favorite Get Away...
Please Obsess Over Other Men's Lives AMAP (As Much As Possible) ....
S
L
V
2
0
15. xoxo
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: September 16, 2015 10:17AM
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Attachments:
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
YEP YEP nope
()
Date: September 16, 2015 10:44AM
Mr Thickness Wrote:
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I
> Will Make It Up To You All, Have Some Fantastic
> Photos From The Kapalua Side Of My Favorite Get
> Away
Are you having them developed as we speak?
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I
> Will Make It Up To You All, Have Some Fantastic
> Photos From The Kapalua Side Of My Favorite Get
> Away
Are you having them developed as we speak?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: September 16, 2015 11:15AM
Bubby, thread is fully archived.
I'll do this every once in a while.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/16/2015 11:18AM by Blobb Spewsack.
I'll do this every once in a while.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/16/2015 11:18AM by Blobb Spewsack.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Listmaker
()
Date: September 16, 2015 11:24AM
Trump
Seinfeld
Vegetables
Burn victims who stare at him like he's Mike 0'Meara
Fans who pick family vacations over TMOS crap
Dark beaches
Midwesterners
Southerners
Harry Shearer (for not quitting)
Sons who want to keep the toys they play with or trash in the toy department.
Family members who bother him or don't give good gifts on Father's Day.
Toddlers who won't sleep 12 hours straight.
Seinfeld
Vegetables
Burn victims who stare at him like he's Mike 0'Meara
Fans who pick family vacations over TMOS crap
Dark beaches
Midwesterners
Southerners
Harry Shearer (for not quitting)
Sons who want to keep the toys they play with or trash in the toy department.
Family members who bother him or don't give good gifts on Father's Day.
Toddlers who won't sleep 12 hours straight.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
D Lettermen (sic)
()
Date: September 16, 2015 11:37AM
And the Number One Thing That Angers Mike:
Entitled Humps in the Land of Suck.
Entitled Humps in the Land of Suck.