Things that I do. Let's see how you measure up.


I drive a 2011 BMW M3.

...shop exclusively at Tyson's Galleria.


...wear Lacoste polos.


...degree from Notre Dame


...Navy Seals 2004-2008


...6.5 inch cock


...$3,500 rent


...well known in Clarendon area for bringing in the bitches


....fuck all the interns at work



How do you measure up JBass?

Only 6.5 inches? No wonder you're trying so hard in other areas..

OP, you forgot to mentionm that you are a chronic liar, and, you sound gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that. But I think you are gay.

And who the hell calls Tysons "Tyson's Galleria?"

BTYB, he is trying to prove that he shops in the upscale mall, versus Tyson's I. Yet, he lives in Clarendon.... hmmmm

I've always called them Tyson's I and Tyson's II. Perhaps I am the weird one.

Anyway, this dude is a tool with a small peen. I bet JBass has a bigger dick that this guy does.

It's Tyson's 1 and Tyson's 2.

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open eyez Wrote:
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> BTYB, he is trying to prove that he shops in the
> upscale mall, versus Tyson's I. Yet, he lives in
> Clarendon.... hmmmm

I don't think I realized that Jbass was Vietnamese.

Don't the Vietnamese live in Annandale? Has jbass even ever said where he lives? My guess is Warrenton.

FYI: JBass lives at the Lamb Center.

Blessed are the murderous.

Really...who cares? The degree and the Seals are impressive and show hard work and determination. The rest of that stuff just shows that you're an overweening misogynistic prick.

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> Don't the Vietnamese live in Annandale? Has jbass
> even ever said where he lives? My guess is
> Warrenton.


Koreans own Animaldale.

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> Don't the Vietnamese live in Annandale? Has jbass
> even ever said where he lives? My guess is
> Warrenton.


For some reason Burke comes to mind.

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6.5?!?! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

HAHAHAHA Wrote:
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> 6.5?!?! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!





Pic or GTFO

Blessed are the murderous.

I get all the hoes Wrote:
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>
> ...$3,500 rent
>


A fool and his money are soon parted.

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Warhawk Wrote:
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> I get all the hoes Wrote:
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> -----
>
> >
> > ...$3,500 rent
> >
>
>
> A fool and his money are soon parted.


Haha

I changed my mind; jbass seems like more of a stafford guy. He probably parties at the local Applebees on the weekends.

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> I changed my mind; jbass seems like more of a
> stafford guy. He probably parties at the local
> Applebees on the weekends.





LOL I hate the lame douchebags that treat the local chain restaurant like a club. The crowd at TGI Friday's is like this.

Blessed are the murderous.

Nearly 4K a month for RENT?! Bullshit. If so you are a true moron. I don't even pay that much for mortgage.

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> LOL I hate the lame douchebags that treat the
> local chain restaurant like a club. The crowd at
> TGI Friday's is like this.


+1


But in some areas, notably Fredericksburg, Stafford, or Winchester there aren't any cool JBass approved clubs. Those chains are all you have. which is pathetic in its own right.

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6.5 inches Wrote:
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> Nearly 4K a month for RENT?! Bullshit. If so you
> are a true moron. I don't even pay that much for
> mortgage.


Only a retard pays $3,500/mo for something that he doesn't even own. My mortgage is half of that.

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Warhawk Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> -----
>
> > LOL I hate the lame douchebags that treat the
> > local chain restaurant like a club. The crowd
> at
> > TGI Friday's is like this.
>
>
> +1
>
>
> But in some areas, notably Fredericksburg,
> Stafford, or Winchester there aren't any cool
> JBass approved clubs. Those chains are all you
> have. which is pathetic in its own right.

The Fridays in fair lakes is the worst with this! I only thought it was cool when I was underage.

So I just reread that list. This guy sounds like a real winner. It's no wonder he doesn't have a steady girl or can hold down a relationship and gets all the hoes and brings in all the bitches! You cannot be a one woman man when you are winning this hard, with a 6.5 inch cock!

Warhawk Wrote:
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> 6.5 inches Wrote:
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> > Nearly 4K a month for RENT?! Bullshit. If so
> you
> > are a true moron. I don't even pay that much
> for
> > mortgage.
>
>
> Only a retard pays $3,500/mo for something that he
> doesn't even own. My mortgage is half of that.

Same and exactly. So I hope he was lying because you have to be a really stupid motherfucker to pay that much for rent.

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > LOL I hate the lame douchebags that treat the
> > > local chain restaurant like a club. The crowd
> > at
> > > TGI Friday's is like this.
> >
> >
> > +1
> >
> >
> > But in some areas, notably Fredericksburg,
> > Stafford, or Winchester there aren't any cool
> > JBass approved clubs. Those chains are all you
> > have. which is pathetic in its own right.
>
> The Fridays in fair lakes is the worst with this!
> I only thought it was cool when I was underage.





The Fridays between Springfield Mall and Metro has got to be the worst location I have ever been in. Worthless staff and it's got the lamest clientèle.

Blessed are the murderous.

The term cocky is used to describe guys who lack..well, the cocky!

So is JBass really married? His wife must be pissed that he goes on the internet talking about 19 year old butt tail.

Blessed are the murderous.

Cocky guys Wrote:
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> The term cocky is used to describe guys who
> lack..well, the cocky!






They also are the ones that drive the AMGs, M3s and S4s.

Blessed are the murderous.

Jbass is 14

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> So is JBass really married? His wife must be
> pissed that he goes on the internet talking about
> 19 year old butt tail.


That's the chink in his "alpha male" persona No self respecting woman would let their man go hang out with hot chicks in Clarendon, get blotto 3 days a week, and brag about butt tail. Look through is old posts. There's one where he declared his wife was OK with him doing shit like that. Don't get me wrong, JBass amuses me and is good for the forum, but there are...flaws.

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You guys are not funny. This guy tried to kill himself by jumping off of Tysons Galleria because of your posts.

Oh come on. Cant a guy have some fun? Ive done a lot and had a great life. I truly cant complain. I have friends with kids and friends that live the night life. The two dont have to be mutually exclusive if you dont live in a box.

You guys can read anything you want. I have never altered anything I have posted sans immediate edits. You only see chinks because of your owninterpretation of false assumptions. Lets wax.

How's your wife?

Blessed are the murderous.

eesh Wrote:
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> How's your wife?


She's great. I let JBASS watch me fuck her silly this afternoon.

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> Only 6.5 inches? No wonder you're trying so hard
> in other areas..


Real cum dumpster whores like btyb don't take less than a foot in all three holes at a time!

Warhawk Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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>
> > LOL I hate the lame douchebags that treat the
> > local chain restaurant like a club. The crowd
> at
> > TGI Friday's is like this.
>
>
> +1
>
>
> But in some areas, notably Fredericksburg,
> Stafford, or Winchester there aren't any cool
> JBass approved clubs. Those chains are all you
> have. which is pathetic in its own right.

Sure there are. You're just not looking close enough.
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I'm coming around on JBASS. While there is an air of pretension with him, he takes it in stride and remains happy go lucky. Good on ya.