what is the reason she only likes it in her butt?

She doesn't like it in the butt. She craves the dirty Sanchez.

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> what is the reason she only likes it in her butt?


Ask Beatherandleavethebitch.

Maybe you have apencil dick and thats the only place she can feel it

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

pregnancy prevention

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> pregnancy prevention


= looking at pics of biggerthanyoubitch

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I'm confused. Do you not like bytb? I can't tell because you're not posting about her three times in every thread.

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Internet Hero Saves The Day!!

Lulz

homless Wrote:
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> Internet Hero Saves The Day!!
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> Lulz






Yeah, it's not obvious who posted this.

Blessed are the murderous.

Time for you lovebirds to go to bed.

homless Wrote:
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> Internet Hero Saves The Day!!
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> Lulz

I guess it takes a big man to call a woman a fat ugly whore anonymously on the internet. Get over it.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

I guess it takes a big man to come defend a rude obnoxious poster like btyb

No one cares if you are man or woman on FFU

Get over it, buddy.

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> No one cares if you are man or woman on FFU

This^

Tex N is not new to FFXU.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Everyone cares

Yes. People still don't know if a certain poster is male or female.

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No shit. I never claimed otherwise. Did you think you were being clever?

I dated this chick back in my late teens who only did anal and oral, thinking she was saving her virginity for her future husband. stupid slut.

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> No shit. I never claimed otherwise. Did you think
> you were being clever?




Your Ding is showing.

Blessed are the murderous.

How do you figure?

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> > Lulz
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> I guess it takes a big man to call a woman a fat
> ugly whore anonymously on the internet. Get over
> it.
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....made this youtube video

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> think
> > you were being clever?
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> Your Ding is showing.


Your faggot is showing, eesh.

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Responding to Mephisto isn't trolling Mephisto. Everyone is fair game here. I don't understand why someone would defend a crass and trashy poster just because it is a female.

I don't give a shit what you are. Don't dish what you can't handle.

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> Everyone is fair game here. I don't understand why
> someone would defend a crass and trashy poster
> just because it is a female.

Everyone on here is crass and trashy. 90% of the shit people are trying to give her has nothing to do with anything she said. Like I mentioned before, it's just the novelty of being able to call some woman a whore without getting slapped.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

Maybe your girlfriend doesn't want to get pregnant?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filthy_Sanchez

dios mio Wrote:
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> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filthy_Sanchez


How about these:

Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the

extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men:

1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed

to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)

2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep

and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so

that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.

4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this

right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.

5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments

before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the

back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly,

the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

6. Golden Shower - Any form of pissing all over a chick (a.k.a.- watersports)

7. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the

neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.

8. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty

wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However,

you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must

gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.

9. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you

oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek.

It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom.

10. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move.

11. Fishhook - A variation of the shocker in which you pull

back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.

12. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you

start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The

force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.

13. Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before

you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together.

14. Jelly Dougnut: A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to

do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.

15. The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls,

tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

16. Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you

attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it

can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

17. Tossing Salad - Another prison act where one person is

forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are

available, i.e. Jell-O, olive oil, etc. I'm never going to prison.

18. Rim Job: Another name for tossing salad. Focuses on the use

of the tongue.

19. The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going
doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.

20. Pink glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough.
When you pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.

21. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having
her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure

as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all

over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed).

22. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that

when you go down, you boot on her box. Happy trails.

23. The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while

laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.

24. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her

ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed

winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and

discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you

stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry

smothers your face.

26. Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who

has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.

27. The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then

proceed to titty fuck her.

28. Gaylord Perry: Going to only one knuckle during an anal

probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple

knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either

on one finger or on multiple).

29. Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chic from

behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to

anythingwhen she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside

so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

30. Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over your partners

face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there.

31. Ray-Bans: Put your testicles over her eye sockets while

getting head.

(Picture it: ass on forhead) It may be anatomically impossible,

but it is definitely worth a try.

32. Snowmobile: Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's

on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.

33. Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in

the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Maybe you have apencil dick and thats the only
> place she can feel it


Oh DAAMMMNN! No you di'int!

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> > Maybe you have apencil dick and thats the only
> > place she can feel it
>
>
> Oh DAAMMMNN! No you di'int!


I am aghast at the thought of Santa speaking like this!

OMG, that entire post must've been straight from the Urban Dictionary. Nevertheless, I still laughed my ass off!

So when tips off on you. You know for sure she got that ass tagged and you can only wonder about the pussy. I suspect she been ass tagged and reammed real deep by a brother and did that ass to mouth and he busted down that gullet. I think you are kissing somebody else dick on the proxy.

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> How about these:
>
> Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of
> the

Uh, hello. 1994 called. It wants its email forward back.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> > > Maybe you have apencil dick and thats the
> only
> > > place she can feel it
> >
> >
> > Oh DAAMMMNN! No you di'int!
>
>
> I am aghast at the thought of Santa speaking like
> this!
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