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Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: injailnow ()
Date: March 15, 2012 10:33AM

"I proudly support the efforts of the War on Illegal Pornography Coalition that has tirelessly fought to get federal obscenity laws enforced. That coalition is composed of 120 national, state, and local groups, including Morality in Media, Family Research Council, Focus on the Family, American Family Association, Cornerstone Family Council of New Hampshire, Pennsylvania Family Institute, Concerned Women for America, The Ethics & Religious Liberty Commission of the Southern Baptist Convention, and a host of other groups. Together we will prevail."

See you jail fokes.

http://www.ricksantorum.com/enforcing-laws-against-illegal-pornography

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: March 15, 2012 10:41AM

What a loon!

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: March 15, 2012 10:45AM

How long before he's caught sucking some male hookers cock in a dark ally?

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: March 15, 2012 10:47AM

Numbers Wrote:
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> How long before he's caught sucking some male
> hookers cock in a dark ally?


Weeks, Days.... Hours maybe.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: GAYDAR ()
Date: March 15, 2012 10:53AM

Numbers Wrote:
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> How long before he's caught sucking some male
> hookers cock in a dark ally?

So it wasn't just me who got that vibe from him? I mean, when scandals lke these happens, its almost always the person who is most vocally against homosexuality.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Fagtorum ()
Date: March 15, 2012 11:06AM

Search his hard drive!

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: March 15, 2012 11:18AM

LOL America is suffering a pandemic of harm from pornography.

Who is suffering? Who is being harmed? Certainly not me.

What a fucking nut job. I'd bet everything I own that he watches porn like every other dude. Keep pandering to your "base" while the majority of people look at you like you're crazy.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: March 15, 2012 11:28AM

injailnow Wrote:

>
> See you jail fokes.
>

WAT

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Date: March 15, 2012 11:34AM

First he lost the women. Now he lost the men.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Date: March 15, 2012 11:36AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> LOL America is suffering a pandemic of harm from
> pornography.
>
> Who is suffering? Who is being harmed? Certainly
> not me.
>
> What a fucking nut job. I'd bet everything I own
> that he watches porn like every other dude. Keep
> pandering to your "base" while the majority of
> people look at you like you're crazy.


I do believe the cases of carpal tunnel have spiked since the mid-90s. And it's not due to keyboards, if you know what I mean.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: March 15, 2012 11:47AM

Oh, I get it. The gross overusage of tissue, paper towel and other paper product is depleating the ozone and killing us all. Death by mass-turbation.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Chester ()
Date: March 15, 2012 11:52AM

The Adult Movie industry must have made a big campaign contribution. Get rid of web-delivered porn and we go back to the movie theaters for porn.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: March 15, 2012 11:52AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> LOL America is suffering a pandemic of harm from
> pornography.
>
> Who is suffering? Who is being harmed? Certainly
> not me.
>
> What a fucking nut job. I'd bet everything I own
> that he watches porn like every other dude. Keep
> pandering to your "base" while the majority of
> people look at you like you're crazy.

In church.....
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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 15, 2012 11:58AM

"The Ethics & Religious Liberty Commission of the Southern Baptist Convention"





LOL what an ominous euphemism.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: BigK ()
Date: March 15, 2012 12:08PM

This is one disturbed church freak that has no chance of ever winning a major election. He couldn't even get re-elected to his Senate seat last time out. The Republican party has no chance in the upcoming election unless they can come up with some fresh new candidate...and that obviously is not going to happen.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: pornispower ()
Date: March 15, 2012 12:33PM

PORN! "The third leg of politics".

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: santorummormonwishes ()
Date: March 15, 2012 12:54PM

Future law on porn will state just as long as you view it with your eyes closed or have eyes closed durring intercourse then you can not be held responsible.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Rectorum ()
Date: March 15, 2012 12:59PM

The current GOP candidates are one elephant short of a three ring circus.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: monica l ()
Date: March 15, 2012 01:01PM

We never had this problem with Bill
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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Trooth ()
Date: March 15, 2012 01:18PM

Santorum attacks the symptoms, not the disease. Get society back to decent moral principles and behavior will follow. As God and moral behavior are pushed further and further from our society, something has to fill the vacuum.

"If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land."

Our land is corrupt and needs healing. Hate exists in all levels: political, economic, race, gender and on and on. We do this to ourselves.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: BigK ()
Date: March 15, 2012 01:56PM

Trooth Wrote:
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> Santorum attacks the symptoms, not the disease.
> Get society back to decent moral principles and
> behavior will follow. As God and moral behavior
> are pushed further and further from our society,
> something has to fill the vacuum.
>
> "If my people, which are called by my name, shall
> humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and
> turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from
> heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal
> their land."
>
> Our land is corrupt and needs healing. Hate
> exists in all levels: political, economic, race,
> gender and on and on. We do this to ourselves.


What a bunch of religious bullshit. It is a good that people who push this crap are a minority. I think this is the type of over religious wierdo thinking that runs Iran.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: vgnlinfxn ()
Date: March 15, 2012 02:01PM

I'm pretty sure the first drawing that man ever made was of tits.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: March 15, 2012 02:03PM

Thank God for porn.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: March 15, 2012 02:04PM

Hell, you might as well vote for Falwell.

EDIT:

How does some freak like this think that they will be able to uphold one of our most sacred practices of separating church and state?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/15/2012 02:06PM by JBass.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: legalporn ()
Date: March 15, 2012 02:09PM

Get used to it heathens!
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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: vgnlinfxn ()
Date: March 15, 2012 02:10PM

JBass Wrote:
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>
> How does some freak like this think that they will
> be able to uphold one of our most sacred practices
> of separating church and state?


He has no intention of doing that.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: number one on list ()
Date: March 15, 2012 02:11PM

Keep shooting yourself in the foot. This issue is so far down the list it isnt funny. When people pay $4.00 or more for a gallon of gas they dont care that the neighbor is pulling his dong online. Obams is ripe to be beaten in November but not by this crop.
Talk about holding your nose and pulling the lever.
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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 15, 2012 02:13PM

legalporn Wrote:
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> Get used to it heathens!
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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: March 15, 2012 02:36PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Thank God for porn.
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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Trooth ()
Date: March 15, 2012 02:38PM

BigK Wrote:
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> Trooth Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Santorum attacks the symptoms, not the disease.
>
> > Get society back to decent moral principles and
> > behavior will follow. As God and moral
> behavior
> > are pushed further and further from our
> society,
> > something has to fill the vacuum.
> >
> > "If my people, which are called by my name,
> shall
> > humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face,
> and
> > turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear
> from
> > heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will
> heal
> > their land."
> >
> > Our land is corrupt and needs healing. Hate
> > exists in all levels: political, economic,
> race,
> > gender and on and on. We do this to ourselves.
>
>
> What a bunch of religious bullshit. It is a good
> that people who push this crap are a minority. I
> think this is the type of over religious wierdo
> thinking that runs Iran.


Looks like a hit a nerve. Society isn't the government btw. Why do you Godless folks always think that any mention of God in society is a church/state issue?

Latest polling shows anywhere between 2/3 - 3/4 of Americans consider themselves Christian. Yep, quite a minority.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: my bad ()
Date: March 15, 2012 02:39PM

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: ragsdale ()
Date: March 15, 2012 02:41PM

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: March 15, 2012 02:41PM

Who married adam and eve? Thats fornication before marriage.
If god created both adam and eve, wouldnt that make them bro and sis? Thats incest.

I fucking LOVE the morals you are trying to force on society, you fucking perverts!

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: KK ()
Date: March 15, 2012 02:44PM

I'm a conservative Catholic and think this is a stupid idea.

If you don't want to look at porn, don't look.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: vgnlinfxn ()
Date: March 15, 2012 03:01PM

Trooth Wrote:
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>
> Latest polling shows anywhere between 2/3 - 3/4 of
> Americans consider themselves Christian. Yep,
> quite a minority.


That's not surprising at all. A lot of people consider themselves Christian. A lot of them also think that the ultra-conservative Christians are nut jubs.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Trooth ()
Date: March 15, 2012 03:13PM

vgnlinfxn Wrote:
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> Trooth Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > Latest polling shows anywhere between 2/3 - 3/4
> of
> > Americans consider themselves Christian. Yep,
> > quite a minority.
>
>
> That's not surprising at all. A lot of people
> consider themselves Christian. A lot of them also
> think that the ultra-conservative Christians are
> nut jubs.


Perhaps. I haven't seen any polling to show that so that will have to remain your opinion until such time as you have anything else. On the other hand, Santorum would beat Obama if the election were held today according to more than one poll. That would seem to indicate that your opinions are not necessarily consistent with reality (unless you define "a lot" as not that many)

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: vgnlinfxn ()
Date: March 15, 2012 03:14PM

JBass Wrote:
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> make them bro and sis? Thats incest.
>
> I fucking LOVE the morals you are trying to force
> on society, you fucking perverts!


Didn't Noah only have his own family on the Ark? So there had to be some incest as they repopulated the world.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Stupid Poster ()
Date: March 15, 2012 03:17PM

Naked pics or STFU

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Trooth ()
Date: March 15, 2012 03:23PM

vgnlinfxn Wrote:
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> JBass Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > make them bro and sis? Thats incest.
> >
> > I fucking LOVE the morals you are trying to
> force
> > on society, you fucking perverts!
>
>
> Didn't Noah only have his own family on the Ark?
> So there had to be some incest as they repopulated
> the world.


3 sons and 3 daughter-in-laws. No incest. Perhaps you should familarize yourself with the Bible before commenting on it's contents.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: vgnlinfxn ()
Date: March 15, 2012 03:24PM

Trooth Wrote:
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>
> 3 sons and 3 daughter-in-laws. No incest.
> Perhaps you should familarize yourself with the
> Bible before commenting on it's contents.


So, cousin fucking is cool with you?

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Rectorum ()
Date: March 15, 2012 03:29PM

number one on list Wrote:
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> Keep shooting yourself in the foot. This issue is
> so far down the list it isnt funny. When people
> pay $4.00 or more for a gallon of gas they dont
> care that the neighbor is pulling his dong online.
> Obams is ripe to be beaten in November but not by
> this crop.
> Talk about holding your nose and pulling the
> lever.

I know and gas cost how much Bush?

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: BigK ()
Date: March 15, 2012 03:29PM

>
> Perhaps. I haven't seen any polling to show that
> so that will have to remain your opinion until
> such time as you have anything else. On the other
> hand, Santorum would beat Obama if the election
> were held today according to more than one poll.
> That would seem to indicate that your opinions are
> not necessarily consistent with reality (unless
> you define "a lot" as not that many)


What poll have u been reading...the ultra-crazy poll?? No chance in hell that he has a chance at winning. There is as much chance of the US electing Santorum as there was of electing Palin last time. Obama can be beat, but they have to nominate a nice middle-of-the-road Republican. Not a wacko like Santorum.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Rectorum ()
Date: March 15, 2012 03:31PM

For the record Republicans have historically been the Presidents with inflated gas prices.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Olde Farte ()
Date: March 15, 2012 03:40PM

Incest isn't forbidden outright in many instances by the Bible (even encouraged in more than one case, I believe). And, of course, it ALL began with incest.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Trooth ()
Date: March 15, 2012 03:50PM

BigK Wrote:
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> >
> > Perhaps. I haven't seen any polling to show
> that
> > so that will have to remain your opinion until
> > such time as you have anything else. On the
> other
> > hand, Santorum would beat Obama if the election
> > were held today according to more than one poll.
>
> > That would seem to indicate that your opinions
> are
> > not necessarily consistent with reality (unless
> > you define "a lot" as not that many)
>
>
> What poll have u been reading...the ultra-crazy
> poll?? No chance in hell that he has a chance at
> winning. There is as much chance of the US
> electing Santorum as there was of electing Palin
> last time. Obama can be beat, but they have to
> nominate a nice middle-of-the-road Republican.
> Not a wacko like Santorum.


Latest Rasmussen (today) has Obama +1 over Santorum in a general election:
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2012/president/us/general_election_santorum_vs_obama-2912.html

I remember in 2008 everyone said the republicans had to nominate a moderate as the only way to beat Obama. They nominated the most moderate republican there was, John "The Maverick" McCain. Didn't work out too well for them. In 1980, everyone said, "Don't nominate a nut-job conservative like Reagan. Go with a moderate like Dole instead. Carter's against the ropes and we need a moderate to take him down." Reagan cleaned Carter's clock.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: March 15, 2012 03:50PM

They better not take my Suicide Girls away...

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: March 15, 2012 03:55PM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> They better not take my Suicide Girls away...


I had to google that one....a new frontier of porn!

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: FC ()
Date: March 15, 2012 04:01PM

Let's ban Santorum instead.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: BigK ()
Date: March 15, 2012 04:20PM

Trooth Wrote:
> I remember in 2008 everyone said the republicans
> had to nominate a moderate as the only way to beat
> Obama. They nominated the most moderate
> republican there was, John "The Maverick" McCain.
> Didn't work out too well for them.

The last time John McCain would have won in a cake walk if he didn't have Palin in the ticket. END OF FUCKING STORY

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: March 15, 2012 05:30PM

open eyez Wrote:
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> Genevieve Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > They better not take my Suicide Girls away...
>
>
> I had to google that one....a new frontier of
> porn!


I like my women with blue and/or pink hair! Well, I mean, if I had women...

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: HockeyMom ()
Date: March 15, 2012 05:33PM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> open eyez Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Genevieve Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > They better not take my Suicide Girls away...
> >
> >
> > I had to google that one....a new frontier of
> > porn!
>
>
> I like my women with blue and/or pink hair! Well,
> I mean, if I had women...

NICE!

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Atom ()
Date: March 15, 2012 07:39PM

If Santorum was a bit browner he'd be Taliban.

Only a matter of time till he suggest burning art and books.

Good for the party Because a stupid and uncultured American usually votes republican.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/15/2012 07:41PM by Atom.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: cEDeK ()
Date: March 15, 2012 08:01PM

Trooth Wrote:

> 3 sons and 3 daughter-in-laws. No incest.
> Perhaps you should familarize yourself with the
> Bible before commenting on it's contents.


Well, since Eve was the mother of all living (Genesis 3:20), that means that second generation had to either be: mom and son, father and daughter or brother and sister.

Every one from Adam and Eve are related.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: March 15, 2012 09:28PM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> open eyez Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Genevieve Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > They better not take my Suicide Girls away...
> >
> >
> > I had to google that one....a new frontier of
> > porn!
>
>
> I like my women with blue and/or pink hair! Well,
> I mean, if I had women...


I don't usually admit to being a fan of any particular FFXU user, but I am now a fan of yours, Genevieve.

As for Santorum: Religion, LOL!

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: March 15, 2012 09:30PM

BTW, what the fuck happened to Santorum's nose? Did it get fucked up when his mother tried to abort him and failed, maybe?


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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 15, 2012 10:00PM

I like the Santorum sweater vest movement, such a nicer and cheaper alternative to wearing suits.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: March 15, 2012 10:04PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> BTW, what the fuck happened to Santorum's nose?
> Did it get fucked up when his mother tried to
> abort him and failed, maybe?
>
> http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/4f5780b5e
> cad04447b000017-400-300/rick-santorum-frown.jpg


Probably the result of a yet to be uncovered cocaine habit.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: Atom ()
Date: March 16, 2012 09:33AM

Maybe he snorts Jesus powder.

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Re: Santorum...."ban Porn NOW!"
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: March 16, 2012 09:38AM

HockeyMom Wrote:
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> Genevieve Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > open eyez Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Genevieve Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > They better not take my Suicide Girls
> away...
> > >
> > >
> > > I had to google that one....a new frontier of
> > > porn!
> >
> >
> > I like my women with blue and/or pink hair!
> Well,
> > I mean, if I had women...
>
> NICE!

Double-nice!!!!!

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