Calling all young men and woman from Virginia the Virginia Defense Force is calling on YOU to serve our great state. Janitorial specialist, driveway engineer, iPhone repairmen, Dell laptop systems maintainer, lawn mower scout, lunch supply specialist, and calculator operator are just a few of the exciting opportunities available to you in the Virginia Defense Force. As a Black Horse you will be part of team of other horsemen descended from a long line of brave horsemen who've stood before you. You will begin your intense physical training upon arrival at the high school football field the VDF will be assigned. There you will learn survival techniques, nutrition, wooden stick weapons training, tire rolling, and much more. So are you ready to take the challenge?
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make fun all you want but when I wear my green camo uniform in public the babes just drop like flies when they I find out I am in the VDF.

Wearing your green camo uniform to the Special Olympics to pick a 'tard chick is pretty fucking impressive, SFC Chillton. I'm thinking the pedo felony charge is what kept you out of the real military...go back to jerking off to the Under-roo pictures in the juniors' section of the JC Penney catalog. Mommy will come with a Kleenex to clean up your mess...again.

Who will answer the call of duty?

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Blessed are the murderous.
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SFC Chillton Dip Shit Wrote:
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> Wearing your green camo uniform to the Special
> Olympics to pick a 'tard chick is pretty fucking
> impressive, SFC Chillton. I'm thinking the pedo
> felony charge is what kept you out of the real
> military...go back to jerking off to the Under-roo
> pictures in the juniors' section of the JC Penney
> catalog. Mommy will come with a Kleenex to clean
> up your mess...again.


Like I said tease all you want but women can't resist a man in uniform and once she finds out I am part of the Black Ponies as we call them they literally throw themselves at us. We like to think of ourselves as more of a club than anything else. Yeah you get the geek squadron who get in little hissy fits with each other and need their parents to drive them to drill but most of us are pretty radical. You see in the "real Army," you have rules, regulations, and UCMJ. You also have restrictions on physical activity, we don't have any of that. So if anything this makes us tougher than the real Army at times. We also do more hand to hand combat since we're not allowed to train with weapons. Meet any one of us in a bar, I'll beat your ass 5 times before you hit the ground and steal your girl from you, haha. No but really we are a force to be reckoned with that's why VA doesn't call on us. Now for your comment about the "real military," I actually felt that the "real military," was too soft for me. I actually almost enlisted and was at MEPS in Baltimore ready to enlist in the Army. I was enlisting as a 19 delta, cavalry scout, but decided not to at the last minute. I kind of got the feeling they didn't want me to join either because they didn't know how to handle me. So instead I joined the defense force. We have all sorts of military types former green berets, former French foreign legion members, ex-snipers, ex-navy seals, recon marines, and guys who've done their own training like me. No limits, no mercy. Anyways I hope I cleared some of that up for you. You can close your mouth now, you are safe behind the computer. Just remember you might see us in public someday so don't go bad mouthing us. Also for those of you interested come on down and we'll get you recruited. Join the team! We actually get to do the cool stuff the military can't do!

and the rest of you. I guarantee you wouldn't be so tough if you went through VA Defense Force basic training. We're tougher than Army and Marines.

eesh Wrote:
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> Who will answer the call of duty?
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There is so, so much that is wrong with this photo...

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

You people are tougher on this group than you are the WNC. Whats up with that?

As long as they dont start up with this I am cool with the VDF
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You know you keep trash talking the black ponies but one day you'll meet a group of us in a bar and see what we're made of cupcake. I mean we're a force that's pretty bad ass. So bad ass the state uses us as their secret weapon. Our training is like nothing you will ever see on TV. Just to give you an example when I did my basic with the defense force they were allowed to hit us. I remember getting dragged into a broom closet and punched and then had to tell everyone I fell down the stairs. Our training is up there with the Seals and special forces. I mean you see the pictures we allow you to see but you don't see the whole big picture. We do a lot just to make sure everyone in the state can sleep soundly at night. Also I don't see the point int he homosexual references I done said when i wear my VDF uniform the women drop like flies. They seriously throw themselves at me I can't fit all the numbers I get in my pocket when I walk down the street in my VDF uniform so we are anything BUT gay. Anyways I am sure the wheels in your little head are spinning too fast for you to comprehend so I will let you sink it all in. VA DEFENSE FORCE HOOAH!!!!