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PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: Don'tShoot! ()
Date: March 05, 2012 01:30PM

Dumbass didn't even have a CCW.

http://www2.insidenova.com/news/2012/mar/05/4/inmate-charged-hiding-gun-butt-ar-1741723/?referer=None&shorturl=http://bit.ly/AwUJlD

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: bunch of retards ()
Date: March 05, 2012 01:33PM

im sure some of the NRA nuts probably think he is "man of the year"

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: biggest retards of them all ()
Date: March 05, 2012 01:36PM

bunch of retards Wrote:
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> im sure some of the NRA nuts probably think he is
> "man of the year"


Umm, doubtful. He is more likely the hero of the liberal cause. Ya know, a young minority wrongly detained by the authorities.

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: ACLU ()
Date: March 05, 2012 01:42PM

We're gonna sue!!!

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: March 05, 2012 01:47PM

Rectum? It almost killed him!

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: terrible joke ()
Date: March 05, 2012 01:51PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Rectum? It almost killed him!


That joke is terrible.

Im almost ashamed to admit it did make me laugh though

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: Wesson and Smith ()
Date: March 05, 2012 02:38PM

An inmate had a gun up his ass? Sounds to me like he missed a perfect opportunity to pinch his buttcheeks together and snap off Eesh Zummwalt's manhood...

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: LetFly ()
Date: March 05, 2012 02:39PM

Puts a whole new meaning to the term, "squeeze the trigger"

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: March 05, 2012 02:45PM

Wow..again? Seems like a lot of guys are doing this these days. Guess they've already spent time locked up and have room to pack shit but why don't they use the guns while there? Shoot everyone they can and what's going on with these cavity checks?

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: March 05, 2012 02:50PM

Jail is an amazing place.

Where else could a shit encrusted cavity become a vagina AND a storage locker?

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: March 05, 2012 03:01PM

happiness is a warm gun. but they didn't specify the means by which one warms said gun...

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: John Thompson ()
Date: March 05, 2012 03:15PM

What a huge asshole.

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: March 05, 2012 03:19PM

John Thompson Wrote:
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> What a huge asshole.


Especially because the gun was stolen. I can just imagine the owner getting that call from the police.. "Sir, we found your stolen .22.....it was up the suspect's ass. When can you come down and re-claim it from the property room?"

"uhhhh...keep it."

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 05, 2012 03:44PM

It wasn't until 4:15 p.m. Thursday when staff at the jail discovered the small, .22-caliber handgun during a search.






pfffft. Let me know when someone stuffs a Smith & Wesson X Frame up their hole.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: salad tosser? ()
Date: March 05, 2012 03:59PM


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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: betterthanyoubitch ()
Date: March 05, 2012 05:04PM

eesh Wrote:
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> It wasn't until 4:15 p.m. Thursday when staff at
> the jail discovered the small, .22-caliber handgun
> during a search.
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> pfffft. Let me know when someone stuffs a Smith &
> Wesson X Frame up their hole.


Pfffft is the sound his butthole made when they pulled the gun out...

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: Gunrunner ()
Date: March 05, 2012 05:35PM

North American Arms Mini revolver?I'd hate to try to stuff anything any bigger up there.

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: 22MAG ()
Date: March 05, 2012 06:47PM

Gunrunner Wrote:
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> North American Arms Mini revolver?I'd hate to try
> to stuff anything any bigger up there.

Exactly what I was thinking.

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 05, 2012 07:01PM

Gunrunner Wrote:
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> North American Arms Mini revolver?I'd hate to try
> to stuff anything any bigger up there.





I'm willing to bet it was a Taurus PT-22. Just a hunch.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: March 05, 2012 08:25PM

does hiding a gun in your ass make you gay?

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: ahawttg ()
Date: March 05, 2012 08:48PM

was his name Detective Tanks?

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: March 05, 2012 08:53PM

He just wanted to shoot the shit.

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: March 05, 2012 08:57PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> He just wanted to shoot the shit.


lol

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: Samhain ()
Date: March 05, 2012 10:22PM

If he wanted to fire on someone all he had to do was point his butt at the person and make like he had to fart...This obvious queer had it shoved up his ass for days. Did he ever take a shit? Maybe he would just take it out and then shove it back up. I bet he liked it.

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: March 05, 2012 10:24PM

^ LMAO!

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: March 09, 2012 08:33AM

this was the type of gun...doesn't look too comfortable to sit on.

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: March 09, 2012 08:55AM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> He just wanted to shoot the shit.


+10!!

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Re: PW County jail inmate had hidden gun in his rectum
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: March 09, 2012 10:01AM

Can anyone say accidental discharge?

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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