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people knocking at my door
Posted by: Whatthehell ()
Date: March 01, 2012 04:51PM

Why do stupid ass people think it's okay to knock on my front door? I never answer. The tv is loud and the lights are on but I refuse to open

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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: Grinch ()
Date: March 01, 2012 05:05PM

It's probably girl scout cookies!

Answer!

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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: March 01, 2012 05:22PM

Grinch Wrote:
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> It's probably girl scout cookies!
>
> Answer!


It's probably Mormons.

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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: March 01, 2012 05:23PM

So..they should knock or your backdoor then? or maybe your side door? or better yet..your windows?

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: Joe Smith ()
Date: March 01, 2012 05:23PM

Whatthehell Wrote:
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> Why do stupid ass people think it's okay to knock
> on my front door? I never answer. The tv is loud
> and the lights are on but I refuse to open

There are Mormon missionaries out and about in the county.

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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: March 01, 2012 05:25PM

I have a psychotic neighbor who used to come over and bang loudly on my door until I answered it. Over ignorant shit. I remedied that problem one day by answering the door naked and telling him that I was a nudist. He's never been back since. I get lots of smiles from the neighborhood wives now though.

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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: scratchy ()
Date: March 01, 2012 05:26PM

itchy is pancks(1)

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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: March 01, 2012 05:39PM

scratchy Wrote:
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> itchy is pancks(1)


Wrong. itchy is itchy.

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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: scratchy ()
Date: March 01, 2012 05:40PM

you act just like him, tin whiskers.

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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: Ding an sich ()
Date: March 01, 2012 05:46PM

I love when Mormons knock on my door. I already own a copy of the Book of Mormon, and I'm more than familiar with exactly how batshit their beliefs are, and I let them know both of these things.

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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: March 01, 2012 05:50PM

scratchy Wrote:
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> you act just like him, tin whiskers.


I'm none of them. Just me itchy. I like guns, sex and pointing laser designators at bunkers and bad people.

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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: RaIph Pootawn ()
Date: March 01, 2012 05:51PM

I always thought itchy was someone else also

edit by Cary: Impersonation prohibited. Account registered with a capital "i" in place of the "L" in Ralph Pootawn. Account deactivated.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 07:07PM by Cary.

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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: March 01, 2012 05:56PM

Well my last furlough was spent trying to drink the previous year's assignment out of my head, so I wasn't quite the same itchy that I am now.

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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: No Mormons! ()
Date: March 01, 2012 06:32PM

I made the mistake of patiently listening to a cute little old Mormon couple one day. They looked so harmless and adorable, I couldn't just tell them to buzz off. Big mistake - they came around over and over and over trying to convert me - until I ran and hid anytime that I saw them coming.

Itchy - thank you for your service and I'm sorry for your pain.

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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: trogdor! ()
Date: March 01, 2012 07:14PM

Whatthehell Wrote:
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> Why do stupid ass people think it's okay to knock
> on my front door? I never answer. The tv is loud
> and the lights are on but I refuse to open


I totally agree....and so does Moss!


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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: yep ()
Date: March 01, 2012 11:18PM

trogdor! Wrote:
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> Whatthehell Wrote:
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> > Why do stupid ass people think it's okay to
> knock
> > on my front door? I never answer. The tv is
> loud
> > and the lights are on but I refuse to open
>
>
> I totally agree....and so does Moss!
>
>


Moss is right! It's never good news at the door.

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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: pissed ()
Date: October 28, 2012 02:41PM

They shouldn't knock in the first place, Miss Lizzie. MY house, MY door, MY privacy, MY business.

Go the hell away unless you were invited.

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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: trogdor! ()
Date: October 29, 2012 12:48AM

trogdor! Wrote:
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> Whatthehell Wrote:
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> > Why do stupid ass people think it's okay to
> knock
> > on my front door? I never answer. The tv is
> loud
> > and the lights are on but I refuse to open
>
>
> I totally agree....and so does Moss!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkUNokNnD38

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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: golden plates ()
Date: October 29, 2012 07:54AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Grinch Wrote:
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> > It's probably girl scout cookies!
> >
> > Answer!
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>
> It's probably Mormons.


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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: hot lady and two homos ()
Date: October 29, 2012 08:06AM

pissed Wrote:
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> They shouldn't knock in the first place, Miss
> Lizzie. MY house, MY door, MY privacy, MY
> business.
>
> Go the hell away unless you were invited.

thats too bad, guess we have to give the million bucks to your next door neighbor
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Re: people knocking at my door
Posted by: iopenforyou ()
Date: October 29, 2012 08:20AM

I open doors for those runaway girls who never return to their families and their faces end up at police stations.

It is usually a bunch of girl in a van or small car.

They drive around the nation selling magazines. This is how they are never found as they are always on the move.

One came to my house back when I was a teen and the night before there was a 48 hours on runaway girls and what they do to survive.

My mom asked right away if she woul like to stay rent free to be safe if shes tired of being on the run.


The girls face almost came to tears but she said no because the girls she is on the run with are now her family.


I still think of those girls. I wonder if they finally settled down and are safe and sound.

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