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THE OBAMA PRAYER
Posted by:
Pancks(1)
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Date: February 29, 2012 07:10PM
Obama is my shepherd; I shall not work.
He keepth jobs out of the hands of the people,
Which leadeth the country to class warfare and polarization.
He encourageth sloth; he leadeth the government to new heights in deficit spending.
Yea, though I walk in the shadow of Economic collapse,
I shall fear no depression: for Obama is with me.
His handouts and monetary indiscretion supplement my income.
He maintainest spending increases in the presence of insurmountable debt;
He punisheth businesses with excessive regulations;
And giveth the hard-earned fruits of labor to the unproductive.
Surely, handouts and stimulus payments shall follow all the days of his administration;
And I will stay unemployed forever.
He keepth jobs out of the hands of the people,
Which leadeth the country to class warfare and polarization.
He encourageth sloth; he leadeth the government to new heights in deficit spending.
Yea, though I walk in the shadow of Economic collapse,
I shall fear no depression: for Obama is with me.
His handouts and monetary indiscretion supplement my income.
He maintainest spending increases in the presence of insurmountable debt;
He punisheth businesses with excessive regulations;
And giveth the hard-earned fruits of labor to the unproductive.
Surely, handouts and stimulus payments shall follow all the days of his administration;
And I will stay unemployed forever.
Re: THE OBAMA PRAYER
Posted by:
end times upon us
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Date: February 29, 2012 07:29PM
Really good, full of truth. To think he's probably going to be reelected in a few months. :-(
Re: THE OBAMA PRAYER
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: February 29, 2012 07:35PM
Pancks/Tin Whisker's family photo.
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Blessed are the murderous.
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Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: THE OBAMA PRAYER
Posted by:
itchy
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Date: February 29, 2012 07:48PM
Thats some freaky shit man.
Re: THE OBAMA PRAYER
Posted by:
TheMeeper
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Date: February 29, 2012 08:10PM
lol, I'm sure Pancks thinks he's mocking the Lord's Prayer, but it's actually the 23rd Psalm.
Re: THE OBAMA PRAYER
Posted by:
Republican and Proud
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Date: February 29, 2012 09:50PM
Ha, Ha, that shit's funny. Screw that Barak Osama. Blackie wasn't even born in this country! That guy's black, nuff said. So he's stupid and shouldn't be president. I knew all that shit about the improving economy and housing numbers I heard on CNN today was bullshit! Your funny poem proves it!
Haha, you're funny! LOL! 2nd Amendment, more racist shit, god hates fags and Nascar!
Haha, you're funny! LOL! 2nd Amendment, more racist shit, god hates fags and Nascar!
Re: THE OBAMA PRAYER
Posted by:
Pancks(1)
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Date: February 29, 2012 11:52PM
Once again, TheMeeper completly misses the point.
Re: THE OBAMA PRAYER
Posted by:
TheMeeper
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Date: March 01, 2012 07:17AM
Pancks(1) Wrote:
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> Once again, TheMeeper completly misses the point.
Parody sort of loses its edge when it contains glaring errors. Why not just call it "The 23rd Obama Psalm"? It's like if I started a parody thread entitled "The Republican Declaration of Independence" but then wrote a satirical post about the Gettysburg Address.
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> Once again, TheMeeper completly misses the point.
Parody sort of loses its edge when it contains glaring errors. Why not just call it "The 23rd Obama Psalm"? It's like if I started a parody thread entitled "The Republican Declaration of Independence" but then wrote a satirical post about the Gettysburg Address.
Re: THE OBAMA PRAYER
Posted by:
Pancks(1)
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Date: March 01, 2012 04:55PM
A psalm is a prayer and you are splitting hairs.