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Danica Patrick Sucks
Date: February 26, 2012 08:18AM

She barely kept from crashing in IRL. She is proving to be unable to avoid eating the wall in NASCAR. I have no problem with women racing, but Patrick just isn't very good, especially in NASCAR.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: slaaaaaaabbbbb ()
Date: February 26, 2012 10:18AM

She's pretty fucking cute though. Great legs.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Date: February 26, 2012 10:25AM

Too bad she doesn't know how to bump draft. WTF is she doing in NASCAR when she doesn't understand the fundamentals?

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: February 26, 2012 10:29AM

Funny, WTL, I never figured you for a NASCAR guy. And I always thought Patrick was there at least partly because of her looks and draw on fans, but you do have to qualify to get into the big races, don't you?

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: danica's crash victim ()
Date: February 26, 2012 10:32AM

Post pics or it's not true.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: February 26, 2012 10:56AM

Danica is popular for two reasons: She's pretty and she's a woman in a man's sport. If her talent was in Carl Edwards's body, you wouldn't know who he is.

Plus, she's kinda cunty when she loses.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: head scratcher ()
Date: February 26, 2012 10:57AM

I thought she was a good race driver - and she certainly brings in HUGE bucks for her sponsors.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: February 26, 2012 11:03AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Danica is popular for two reasons: She's pretty
> and she's a woman in a man's sport. If her talent
> was in Carl Edwards's body, you wouldn't know who
> he is.
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> Plus, she's kinda cunty when she loses.
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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Date: February 26, 2012 11:11AM

head scratcher Wrote:
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> I thought she was a good race driver - and she
> certainly brings in HUGE bucks for her sponsors.


She won only one race in Indy Series and that was due more to accidents, race conditions and dumb luck than it was her skill as a racer. Yesterday her teammate tried to bump draft her and she responded by letting go of her steering wheel. WTF? And then she blames HIM for HER stupidity. If she doesn't know the basics of driving in NASCAR Nationwide or Sprint series, she shouldn't be driving at all.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Date: February 26, 2012 11:12AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Danica is popular for two reasons: She's pretty
> and she's a woman in a man's sport. If her talent
> was in Carl Edwards's body, you wouldn't know who
> he is.
>
> Plus, she's kinda cunty when she loses.


Tony Stewart and Kyle Busch act the same way. But, yes, when she does it it seems to grind more. I don't know how much of it is due to her being a woman or if it's because she's usually wrong.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: February 26, 2012 11:31AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Tony Stewart and Kyle Busch act the same way. But,
> yes, when she does it it seems to grind more. I
> don't know how much of it is due to her being a
> woman or if it's because she's usually wrong.


From a general PR perspective, it's a combination of the two. But for me personally, it's because she's generally in the wrong and never seems to get that.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: February 26, 2012 11:36AM

Her bitchy temper is part of the draw for her. It's like John McEnroe; people get amused by her losing her shit.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 26, 2012 11:40AM

Huh? I don't get it.




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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: February 26, 2012 11:42AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Huh? I don't get it.
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You have to think like a redneck. She still has all her teeth, which makes her special.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: pDLcb ()
Date: February 26, 2012 11:55AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Huh? I don't get it.
>

http://www.mizozo.com/sports/12/2011/06/indycar-driver-danica-patrick-shows-off-her-toned-....html

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 26, 2012 12:12PM

pDLcb Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> http://www.mizozo.com/sports/12/2011/06/indycar-dr
> iver-danica-patrick-shows-off-her-toned-....html






All her professional photo shoots are heavily photoshopped. Look at the beach photos, and then look at the studio pics, they could be two different people.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: phislammajamma ()
Date: February 26, 2012 12:14PM

eesh Wrote:
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> pDLcb Wrote:
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> > eesh Wrote:
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> > >
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> http://www.mizozo.com/sports/12/2011/06/indycar-dr
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> iver-danica-patrick-shows-off-her-toned-....html
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> All her professional photo shoots are heavily
> photoshopped. Look at the beach photos, and then
> look at the studio pics, they could be two
> different people.


Admit it. You'd still hit it, tho. She's got a good body. Great? No. Better than my wife? Actually, no. But doable.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: February 26, 2012 12:47PM

pDLcb Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Huh? I don't get it.
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> http://www.mizozo.com/sports/12/2011/06/indycar-dr
> iver-danica-patrick-shows-off-her-toned-....html

The law of averages is clearly at play here. She's a typical 6, but in the context of NASCAR drivers, she's easily an 8 or 9.

The American Flag tramp stamp just screams "classy," though.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: February 26, 2012 12:52PM

phislammajamma Wrote:
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> Admit it. You'd still hit it, tho. She's got a
> good body. Great? No. Better than my wife?
> Actually, no. But doable.


What's the point?

If she's gonna let go the first time you bump her in the rear.

You think she screws differently then she drives?

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 26, 2012 12:53PM

LOL Another thing about her photoshopped studio pics, they make her eyes bigger and put more distance between her eyes.


She really has small, beady eyes that are close together, she looks like an opossum.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: fuggiebear ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:14PM

She's also tiny, like 5.1 tiny.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Date: February 26, 2012 01:27PM

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> phislammajamma Wrote:
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> > Admit it. You'd still hit it, tho. She's got a
> > good body. Great? No. Better than my wife?
> > Actually, no. But doable.
>
>
> What's the point?
>
> If she's gonna let go the first time you bump her
> in the rear.
>
> You think she screws differently then she drives?

+1

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Kale ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:17PM

she's a pretty whore not a sexy one



oh for Janet guthrie

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: old timer guy ()
Date: February 26, 2012 03:39PM

she needs to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: typical bitches ()
Date: February 26, 2012 03:47PM



Danica hates competition esp if the other driver is a hottie like Milka Duno. You can tell the pit crew just wants to bitch slap Danica.
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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: February 26, 2012 04:12PM

Danica is the Michele Wei of NASCAR,,,

They both usually finish in the 30's,,,

All marketing, no substance,,,

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Mr Missouri ()
Date: February 26, 2012 04:27PM


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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Date: February 26, 2012 05:54PM



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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Date: February 26, 2012 05:59PM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Danica is the Michele Wei of NASCAR,,,
>
> They both usually finish in the 30's,,,
>
> All marketing, no substance,,,


Absolutely. Maybe Danica could have actually won something in the Nationwide Series before going to Sprint. Just like Michelle Wie hadn't done shit on the LPGA, but, dammit, she was going to try to make the cut in the PGA.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: February 26, 2012 06:02PM

NASCAR? Gross.

Formula 1 is where it's at.

 

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Date: February 26, 2012 06:05PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> NASCAR? Gross.
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> Formula 1 is where it's at.


Formula 1 is dead in America.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: February 26, 2012 06:06PM

Well duhh.. I was just sayin

 

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Danica's biggest fan ()
Date: February 27, 2012 07:46PM

Hope you're watching the Daytona 500 WTL, because your favorite driver wrecked on lap one.

Lap one!

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Why watch ()
Date: February 27, 2012 08:03PM

Rednecks just running about a circle.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Date: February 27, 2012 08:09PM

LOL she's in 40th place

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Date: February 27, 2012 08:39PM

Three wrecks in four days. She is a disaster.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Date: February 27, 2012 08:45PM

LaBonte demonstrates how not to crash.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Horatio ()
Date: February 27, 2012 09:04PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Three wrecks in four days. She is a disaster.

Well... Obviously she's an absolute wreck.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: February 27, 2012 11:18PM

Horatio Wrote:
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> Well... Obviously she's an absolute wreck.
>
> YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

LOL

EDIT: I couldn't close your tag. I guess you could say... I couldn't... close... um... your tag.

...

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: take a hike danny girl ()
Date: February 27, 2012 11:43PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Three wrecks in four days. She is a disaster.


The low end cars go for over a million to put on the track. They cannot afford to have this non driver running around. I dont care how PC it is to have her in the race, she isnt ready for NASCAR. She needs to go back to the open wheel circuit and the sooner the better. We have heard enough of her big yap.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: pants ()
Date: February 28, 2012 08:39AM



Did this do it?

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Date: February 28, 2012 08:47AM

take a hike danny girl Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > Three wrecks in four days. She is a disaster.
>
>
> The low end cars go for over a million to put on
> the track. They cannot afford to have this non
> driver running around. I dont care how PC it is to
> have her in the race, she isnt ready for NASCAR.
> She needs to go back to the open wheel circuit and
> the sooner the better. We have heard enough of her
> big yap.

But...but...but....IRL isn't Go Daddy's market!

Seriously, though, she has no business racing at the Sprint Cup or Nationwide Series levels. She obviously doesn't understand the basics of NASCAR and should be in some farm circuit for a season or two before jeopardizing the lives of other drivers on a national stage.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: February 28, 2012 10:22AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Seriously, though, she has no business racing at
> the Sprint Cup or Nationwide Series levels. She
> obviously doesn't understand the basics of NASCAR
> and should be in some farm circuit for a season or
> two before jeopardizing the lives of other drivers
> on a national stage.


She's there for one reason. She is famous and she brings in viewers, so they can watch a 4 hour long commercial.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Markis2 ()
Date: February 11, 2014 10:41AM

But not really

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: February 11, 2014 02:30PM

Richard Petty said yesterday what many, many other people would be saying if we werent in politically correct hell.

His comment was, in a nutshell, the only way she will ever win a Sprint Cup race is if no one else shows up at the track.

I have said since the beginning of this commercial whoring marketing stunt that she didnt belong in the sport. She has never had much success in anything she has driven (which has always been some of the best equipment on the track) and this includes her time racing open wheel cars in Europe. She wasnt even a consistent front runner in karts.

She has maintaind her presence in racing soley because she has tits and a pretty face and is able to bring in sponsors willing to write a check. Usually that works for a few years, but at some point a driver has to produce results. I think she pretty nuch has a free pass as long as she continues to undress for cameras.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Derf ()
Date: February 11, 2014 03:01PM

Women drivers
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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Women Rule ()
Date: February 11, 2014 03:07PM

Petty just butthurt cause she making more bank then him.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: February 11, 2014 03:10PM

Yeah well he has 200 more things than she will ever have.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Haters gonna hate ()
Date: February 11, 2014 03:15PM


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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: ^ This ()
Date: February 11, 2014 03:27PM

Derf Wrote:
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> Women drivers



"Danica Patrick Runs Out of Gas After Leading at Indy 500"

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Them tits faster than your dick ()
Date: February 11, 2014 03:28PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Richard Petty said yesterday what many, many other
> people would be saying if we werent in politically
> correct hell.
>
> His comment was, in a nutshell, the only way she
> will ever win a Sprint Cup race is if no one else
> shows up at the track.
>
> I have said since the beginning of this commercial
> whoring marketing stunt that she didnt belong in
> the sport. She has never had much success in
> anything she has driven (which has always been
> some of the best equipment on the track) and this
> includes her time racing open wheel cars in
> Europe. She wasnt even a consistent front runner
> in karts.
>
> She has maintaind her presence in racing soley
> because she has tits and a pretty face and is able
> to bring in sponsors willing to write a check.
> Usually that works for a few years, but at some
> point a driver has to produce results. I think she
> pretty nuch has a free pass as long as she
> continues to undress for cameras.

You mad bro? Or just gay.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: February 11, 2014 03:58PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> She has maintaind her presence in racing soley
> because she has tits


Before I can come up with an informed opinion on this subject I'm going to need to see the actual tits in question.

So far, all I've seen is a bunch of padding and I don't think it's impact rated.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: HotOrNot ()
Date: February 11, 2014 04:19PM

Is she hot? Yes. Why is she popular? Because she's hot in a man's sport. So what. If I were her I would be doing the same thing. It's called MAKING A LIVING.





You go girl!

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Mehs ()
Date: February 11, 2014 04:23PM

Meh. Not that hot.

She needs a full pit crew just to make her look kinda hot.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: danica ()
Date: February 12, 2014 03:37PM

Hey all you haters.

ther are plenty of other guys in nascar who have been in the sport longer and never won a race...

Why all th ehate....


don't make me cry and get bitchy....

OH BTW, I have more money than all you haters, and I'm living a dream. You all wish you couldlegally drive at the places I've been...

75mph on the beltway. HA.


FUCK off tards...

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: February 12, 2014 03:56PM

Whatever skank.

How many car owners have you spread your legs for so far?

I guess Tony Stewart is hittin that thing now after sloppy seconds from Little E and Mr H.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Bitchy Stabitha is just jealous ()
Date: February 12, 2014 05:14PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Whatever skank.
>
> How many car owners have you spread your legs for
> so far?
>
> I guess Tony Stewart is hittin that thing now
> after sloppy seconds from Little E and Mr H.


Those tits go faster than your dick,Stabitha. She may/may not win any major races, but she isn't sitting in the basement bitchin like a little pussy.
But then again,you might suck dick faster.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: danica ()
Date: February 12, 2014 07:09PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Whatever skank.
>
> How many car owners have you spread your legs for
> so far?
>
> I guess Tony Stewart is hittin that thing now
> after sloppy seconds from Little E and Mr H.


Yeah so...Sex is sex, if punches my meal ticket...great.

You'd be happy to go one round with Mr H, Little E or smoke. the best you can get is dinner and movie if you grab your ankles and spread your cheeks....

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: February 12, 2014 08:47PM

Without tits, Panica would have been canned a long time ago. It's one thing to suck, what bothers me about her is she never accepts responsibility for her problems, especially her wrecks.

It's always someone else's fault; the car, the team, another driver, her captain, the pavement. I've never once heard her say, "Yeah, I messed up, I could have done better that time."

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: February 12, 2014 10:04PM

Exactly........and according to something I read, she was second only to Jimmie Johnson in TV time last year. Tell me some ugly backmarker male would get that attention.

Its all about the tits.

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Homie D Clown ()
Date: February 13, 2014 06:48PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Exactly........and according to something I read,
> she was second only to Jimmie Johnson in TV time
> last year. Tell me some ugly backmarker male would
> get that attention.
>
> Its all about the tits.

Sure it is all about the tits, and she ain't got much of that..

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: Jeff Gordon ()
Date: February 13, 2014 07:02PM

Whats wrong with little titties,I have them also,not to mention my tiny vagina,Why don't cha' pick on somebody her same size?

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Re: Danica Patrick Sucks
Posted by: aging debbie does dallas fan ()
Date: February 14, 2014 06:07PM

you want a women's NASCAR magnat to also be a porn queen ?

go rent "deathrace 2000". there's hot chicks in that film right ?

and the racing is also allot better !

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