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Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 25, 2012 09:27PM

I've noticed the past few days that Fairfax Underground has been pretty much deserted after a certain hour at night. This place used to be jumpin' late at night. It used to be me, jbalo, Kittie, Hatemotor and hoocoodanode running the place after midnight. But lately........nuthin'. So this is the thread to post in late at night and into the wee hours of the morning. This is the place to be after dark. This is the late-nite buddies club. You may not post in this thread between the hours of 6:00am and 12:00am.

Welcome to Fairfax Underground After Dark. Let's keep it clean and have some fun.



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edit by Cary: Thread closed. Mr. Misery troll thread. User banned AGAIN.



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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 25, 2012 09:30PM

open for bid'ness
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: February 25, 2012 09:39PM

Sooooo,,,,

What's goin on here?,,,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 25, 2012 09:43PM

start over, hatman

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: February 25, 2012 09:45PM

Like a time machine?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 25, 2012 09:46PM


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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 25, 2012 09:48PM

this song is so 2008,,,,


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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 25, 2012 09:49PM

,,,,,and you're all so 2000-late,,
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: February 25, 2012 09:51PM


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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: enabling enabler ()
Date: February 25, 2012 09:53PM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Sooooo,,,,
>
> What's goin on here?,,,



good job

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 25, 2012 09:55PM

also considered


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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 25, 2012 09:57PM

we'll be releasing the entire Mr. Misery/Harry Tuttle Komedy Katalog on laser-disc and VHS over the next several months. Remastered, with bonus tracks and outtakes.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: smithers ()
Date: February 25, 2012 10:00PM

gettin jiggy wit it


nannan nanan da nanana

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: ugh ()
Date: February 25, 2012 10:00PM

Liz never posts at nite. Miz are you liz? Be honest

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: tizzie ()
Date: February 25, 2012 10:01PM

No he is not

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 25, 2012 10:01PM

btw Kittie is officially designated my new partner on the forum. I hand-picked her months back and I like to make it official tonight. We're komedy partners.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 25, 2012 10:02PM

yes he is and always has been lizzie, absolutely, no doubt about it.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: tizzie ()
Date: February 25, 2012 10:02PM

no he is not lizzie

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 25, 2012 10:03PM

he is lizzie and is in fact aslo ThePackleader as well

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 25, 2012 10:03PM

Why can't you go away. You are like a malignant tumor.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 25, 2012 10:21PM

as an experiment in living dadaism, I am going to write down every word I say for the next year and then the following year I'm going to say nothing but the words I said and wrote down the year before

I'm going to re-enact every last thing I can ever remember doing, starting now. Living reruns.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 25, 2012 10:26PM

musicality

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 25, 2012 10:37PM

Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 17, 2011 12:21AM

My cellie was blowin'up b'cause my girly broke up with me!

I've got crocodile tears on my pillow, y'all!

I'm a girl... Why won't anyone believe me?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 25, 2012 10:37PM

Maxwell Murder Wrote:
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> Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
> Date: January 17, 2011 12:21AM
>
> My cellie was blowin'up b'cause my girly broke up
> with me!
>
> I've got crocodile tears on my pillow, y'all!
>
> I'm a girl... Why won't anyone believe me?


ROFFLES!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 25, 2012 10:41PM

this is a genuine expression of something
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:16AM

the motion picture About Schmidt, starring Jack Nicholson, is not enjoyable to me. I thought I might like it, heard good things, love Jack of course......not liking it.

very on-the-nose. extremely....on the nose.


quirky indie movies..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:17AM

hand-drawn fonts.

look how off-beat that font is in the movie title. th't's so off-beat.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:17AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:18AM

quirky, off-beat music. hippies. that's quirky man

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:18AM

this movie's a waste of time. shouldv'e nknown better

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:20AM

cherry turnovers

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:21AM

At that time Jesus was driving out a demon, and this particular demon was dumb. The demon was driven out, the dumb man spoke, and the crowds were enraptured. But some among the people remarked: "He is a tool of Beelzebul, and that is how he drives out demons!"

Another group, intending to test Him, demanded of Him a proof of His claims, to be shown in the sky. He knew their inmost thoughts.

"Any kingdom torn by civil strife," He said to them, "is laid in ruins; and house tumbles upon house. So, too, if Satan is in revolt against himself, how can his kingdom last, since you say that I drive out demons as a tool of Beelzebul. And furthermore: if I drive out demons as a tool of Beelzebul, whose tools are your pupils when they do the driving out? Therefore, judged by them, you must stand condemned. But, if, on the contrary, I drive out demons by the finger of God, then, evidently the kingdom of God has by this time made its way to you. As long as a mighty lord in full armor guards his premises, he is in peaceful possession of his property; but should one mightier than he attack and overcome him, he will strip him of his armor, on which he had relied, and distribute the spoils taken from him."

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:22AM

Kittie's my new bff for ever, the best codmedy forum partner you could ask for


enjoy her

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:22AM

I cast you out, unclean spirit, along with every Satanic power of the enemy, every spectre from hell, and all your fell companions; in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ. Begone and stay far from this creature of God. For it is He who commands you, He who flung you headlong from the heights of heaven into the depths of hell.

It is He who commands you, He who once stilled the sea and the wind and the storm. Hearken, therefore, and tremble in fear, Satan, you enemy of the faith, you foe of the human race, you begetter of death, you robber of life, you corrupter of justice, you root of all evil and vice; seducer of men, betrayer of the nations, instigator of envy, font of avarice, fomentor of discord, author of pain and sorrow. Why, then, do you stand and resist, knowing as you must that Christ the Lord brings your plans to nothing?

Fear Him, who in Isaac was offered in sacrifice, in Joseph sold into bondage, slain as the paschal lamb, crucified as man, yet triumphed over the powers of hell.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:23AM

Depart, then, transgressor. Depart, seducer, full of lies and cunning, foe of virtue, persecutor of the innocent. Give place, abominable creature, give way, you monster, give way to Christ, in whom you found none of your works. For He has already stripped you of your powers and laid waste your kingdom, bound you prisoner and plundered your weapons. He has cast you forth into the outer darkness, where everlasting ruin awaits you and your abettors.

To what purpose do you insolently resist? To what purpose do you brazenly refuse? For you are guilty before almighty God, whose laws you have transgressed. You are guilty before His Son, our Lord Jesus Christ, whom you presumed to tempt, whom you dared to nail to the cross. You are guilty before the whole human race, to whom you prof erred by your enticements the poisoned cup of death.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:23AM

larhge salads

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:24AM

eesh Wrote:
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> I cast you out, unclean spirit, along with every
> Satanic power of the enemy, every spectre from
> hell, and all your fell companions; in the name of
> our Lord Jesus Christ. Begone and stay far from
> this creature of God. For it is He who commands
> you, He who flung you headlong from the heights of
> heaven into the depths of hell.
>
> It is He who commands you, He who once stilled the
> sea and the wind and the storm. Hearken,
> therefore, and tremble in fear, Satan, you enemy
> of the faith, you foe of the human race, you
> begetter of death, you robber of life, you
> corrupter of justice, you root of all evil and
> vice; seducer of men, betrayer of the nations,
> instigator of envy, font of avarice, fomentor of
> discord, author of pain and sorrow. Why, then, do
> you stand and resist, knowing as you must that
> Christ the Lord brings your plans to nothing?
>
> Fear Him, who in Isaac was offered in sacrifice,
> in Joseph sold into bondage, slain as the paschal
> lamb, crucified as man, yet triumphed over the
> powers of hell.



bwahahaja, I hope this works!

 

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:24AM

smaller than usual candles, inside of boxes.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: ha. ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:29AM

Where is lizzie when you need him?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:41AM

Kittie is enjoyment

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Ehh ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:43AM

you are creepy

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Yanni ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:44AM

where is harry-o?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:52AM

who?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Dweezil ()
Date: February 26, 2012 01:58AM

Maxwell Murder Wrote:
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> who?


Oh SNAP!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:00AM

sersly mr misery wished him well but his new bestie is Kittie

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Dweezil ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:01AM

Yeah right

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:16AM

believe it, Pochango.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:17AM

and he is loved by a lovely young woman...a lovely young woman. Who is too sweet and innocent to set eyes upon this place. Truly lovely and amazing...a gentle, sweet young woman.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: who ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:19AM

Kittie don't love you

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:20AM

large racecares in the Flinstones driveaway

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:20AM

kittie was awesome! ... If ya know what I mean.

 

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:21AM

who Wrote:
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> Kittie don't love you


Kittie likes him, that is not the lovely young woman referred to. That is a very different lovely young woman who has becaome very close with my me over the past several months.....Kittie is also lovely and I thank her for kindness.



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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hahahahha ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:22AM

Your brother?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: who ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:24AM

Then who? You don't. Mean luie that was a guy

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Lord have mercy ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:25AM

You is one crazy motherfucker!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Gotta be ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:26AM

who Wrote:
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> Then who? You don't. Mean luie that was a guy


Alias or Lizzie

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: musmusmust be ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:27AM

It has to be alias. Lizzie liked no one.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:36AM

smaller cones...with abnormally large cyclindrical orbs. you can't beat it.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:37AM

average sized chickens

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:40AM

you eat larger things than can fit properly inside of your mouth at times, this is called semiotics.


masterful use of chiarscuro

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:42AM

larger than is necessary........

......in all honestly.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 10:00PM

British pop icon Robbie Williams portrays ex-major league baseball pitcher Kenny I Baratheon in HBO's new fantasy horse racing series "Luck".
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 26, 2012 10:02PM

anyone notice HBO is copying I'm Having an Adult Relationship with a Baby on the new season of Eastbound and Down?


it's complete plagiarism


Kenny Powers is having an adult relationship with a baby.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: February 27, 2012 12:25AM

I have no respect for someone who can't stick with one registered name.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: February 27, 2012 12:26AM

Have some pride in your fake online personality.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 12:31AM

Kittie is lovely and amazing.....a true gem..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 12:32AM

and another, sweet young lady who is as gentle as she is fair....a wonderful and beautiful young woman.....loveyl.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: i am ()
Date: February 27, 2012 12:34AM

in search of a good pubic hair trimmer

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 12:34AM

Fez Whatley and Ron Bennington are GAY, and they don't care if the WHOLE WORLD knows it!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 12:35AM

I have AIDS.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 12:35AM

I'm riddled with it.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 12:37AM

Tony Stark is Iron Man

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 12:37AM

I have lots of food to eat..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 12:38AM

okay with being alone. Okay with staying alone. Embracing the alone. It is okay, in fact. No longer afraid.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: February 27, 2012 12:43AM

Maxwell Murder Wrote:
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> okay with being alone. Okay with staying alone.
> Embracing the alone. It is okay, in fact. No
> longer afraid.


IF this is MMisery?, I am nowhere near sold that it is yet...

The "No longer afraid." is a very cool thing to hear you express --- I hope this spreads to many other areas of your life and opens things up some from the past trials you may have had to face.

A Minor Threat

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 12:46AM

postpoppunk Wrote:
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> Maxwell Murder Wrote:
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> -----
> > okay with being alone. Okay with staying alone.
> > Embracing the alone. It is okay, in fact. No
> > longer afraid.
>
>
> IF this is MMisery?, I am nowhere near sold that
> it is yet...
>
> The "No longer afraid." is a very cool thing to
> hear you express --- I hope this spreads to many
> other areas of your life and opens things up some
> from the past trials you may have had to face.


thank you, my friend. I am coming to terms, I believe, with the face of loneliness....and facing it head-on...not as a sort of living death sentence....but more as a kind of probation period....which may end someday, or maybe not....but not a death sentence. I will not die from being alone. That is why I'm no longer afraid.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Ding an sich ()
Date: February 27, 2012 12:56AM

Anyone want to give me some money? Maybe hire me, or something? I need some quick cash.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 12:58AM

eat fruti

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 27, 2012 12:58AM

I still got you btw

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:00AM

Fergalicious..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:01AM

call me crazy but I was never aroused too much by the phrase "my lovely lady lumps"......lumps is not an expecially arousing sexually word to me...but that's just me..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:03AM

Pussy lumper

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:04AM

lumpy pussy?

no thanks.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:05AM

We can't be friends then

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:07AM

lumpy ass? lumpy tits maybe..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:07AM

..lumpy clit..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:08AM

what the hell was Fergie trying to tell us?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Ding an sich ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:09AM

That shes an aging meth-head, and her body isn't what it used to be...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:09AM

I have to go die now. Goodbye

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:10AM

not exactly keeping with the sexxy beat of the song if that's it...I know she likes her meth..that's hot...just don't get the 'lumps'...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:12AM

Lebron James raped my dad

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Ding an sich ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:13AM

I raped my hand.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:13AM

..patio furniture's on sale........

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:13AM

Crack lumps

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:15AM

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care is either about a slave named Jimmy 'cracking' or 'shucking' corn and not caring about it, because he's happy despite being a slave, or it's about a slave owner named Jimmy who got cracked in the head and killed by his slave and the slave don't care....


either way, racially insensitve song

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Duh bitch! ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:15AM

Lumps are boobs and asscheeks you fag

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:16AM

well, color me without a boner then, because describing succulent, round, juicy tits and ass as "lumps" just isn't sexy to me. Sorry

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:18AM

I bought 4Lulz today..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Maxwell Murder ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:18AM

cran-apple is unesecarry.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: February 27, 2012 01:18AM

When you gonna do that helium thing?

I've been waiting for months to hear about the results.

 

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