Lets face facts. Everyone drinks and drives. EVERYONE drinks and drives ALL the time.

So remember that thing that guy told you where if you are driving drunk (and if you're driving, you're going to be drunk cause everyone drinks and drives).... and if you get pulled over by a cop you could get out of the car, put your keys on the roof and chug a bottle of vodka in front of the cop and that way he couldn't prove that you were driving drunk...

Remember that? Is drunk in public (far better than a DUI) the only charge a cop could really give you? Or could they slap you with some other bullshit.

Doesn't everyone have a story about someone they know did that but you think they're full of shit cause nobody is prepared for it or even has the balls to do it?

You are very stupid

Never heard of anyone actually doing the - get pulled over and chug alcohol to beat a DUI. This is how Id realistically see it going down:

You pull over to the side of the road, immediately get out with something in your hand (vodka bottle)

Cop rushes up shouting some kind of orders at you, while you continue to chug.

You get tasered or something.

You get arrested for DUI, obstruction of justice, resisting arrest.

This reminds me... Im gonna get de-runk tonight!

Poopstick,

I don't think it would work, they'd still arrest you for the DUI and let the courts sort it out. The probable cause for arrest still exists.





JBass Wrote:
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> This reminds me... Im gonna get de-runk tonight!


Sounds like a solid plan

 

Hmmmm Wrote:
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> Never heard of anyone actually doing the - get
> pulled over and chug alcohol to beat a DUI. This
> is how Id realistically see it going down:
>
> You pull over to the side of the road, immediately
> get out with something in your hand (vodka
> bottle)
>
> Cop rushes up shouting some kind of orders at you,
> while you continue to chug.
>
> You get tasered or something.
>
> You get arrested for DUI, obstruction of justice,
> resisting arrest.


Thats exactly what will happen if the first thing you do is jump out of the car

Sounds like a COPS episode in the making; one with a good beat down on a perp sporting a gett'er done cap over a greasy mullet.

you may not get a DUI, but your car will be towed

Attachments:

Could get slapped with public drunkenness, open container, drinking while driving, and whatever stupid ticket you'd get that the cop stopped you for. Plus the ass whoopin.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 11:23AM by Alias.

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> > Lets face facts. Everyone drinks and drives.
> > EVERYONE drinks and drives ALL the time.
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> I don't.





gotta love the absolutes...

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"im not dead yet"

It is Absolut ...retard.

Alias. Alias. Alias. Talk to me. Help me. I need you. Alias. 8888!

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> It is Absolut ...retard.


the 'absolutes' as in EVERYONE and ALL.
using such language leaves loopholes for those above 'retard' range to leap through.


I bet there's more nyquil under your moms' sink.
the one in the kitchen.

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"im not dead yet"

Loll I love it when idiots say stupid shit like that and get proven wrong. I'm sleepy. Goodnight miz!

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> Alias. Alias. Alias. Talk to me. Help me. I need
> you. Alias. 8888!


what do the 8's signify?

Alias knows....

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>
> what do the 8's signify?


Lizzie notified alias that she was about to hit 8888 posts... Nothing special.

I drink and drive all the time. Morning, noon & night.

I'm mortified that I just admitted this.

Lizzie won't like me now.

I...idk what to say graham...but I am about to be done with this site in about 7 more posts so I guess it doesn't really matter now

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> Alias knows....


yeah, probably. she's a sharp little cookie.

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> Lizzie notified alias that she was about to hit
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How would anyone who isn't alias remember such an insignificant bit of infomation such as this?

Hmmmm Wrote:
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> Never heard of anyone actually doing the - get
> pulled over and chug alcohol to beat a DUI. This
> is how Id realistically see it going down:
>
> You pull over to the side of the road, immediately
> get out with something in your hand (vodka
> bottle)
>
> Cop rushes up shouting some kind of orders at you,
> while you continue to chug.
>
> You get tasered or something.
>
> You get arrested for DUI, obstruction of justice,
> resisting arrest.


I doubt you would get tasered if you weren't posing a threat to the cop. That would take a real asshole cop to do that, and with the dashboard cams nowadays I don't think a cop would want to risk a suspension for unnecessary force.

Obstruction of justice... maybe, but I wouldn't think so. Obstruction would imply a presumption of guilt. Since the cop would not be able to prove that you were driving drunk, he could not prove that you are interfering with a police investigation.

Resisting arrest... maybe, but again I don't think there would be sufficient evidence to prosecute you.

Either way, the goal is to receive a lesser charge than a DUI.

No clear answer here:
http://www.askfuzz.com/2011/04/16/can-you-chug-a-bottle-of-booze-after-being-stopped-and-beat-a-dui/

Hi poopstick!!!!! <3

Don't drink and drive. It's bad.

I wrecked my car in 09 while hammered. Bad idea. Luckily, I didn't get a DUI.

Call. A. Cab. The end. :)

Great idea, the cop stops you and you reach under the seat to pull out your handy bottle to take a hit from. Cop blows your head off assuming you are reaching for a gun. Instant wormfood.

Hi BTYB!

Look, I know drinking and driving is bad, but it's not like I'm shooting up my heroin when I'm driving. I save that for when I'm babysitting.