It was propped against my door. I'm confused.

Looks like someone found out where you live!!!

 

Frikky you're a snitch! Anyway its a wooden heart..happy vday bitch!

Someone carved you a statue of a massive turd in the shape of a heart. Maybe it's a belated Valentine's Day present from someone who knows about your poop fetish but loves you anyway?

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it's a BM i'm VERY proud of.

Looks like someone made it in middle school shop class

 

Ha, people should love me because of my poop fetish, not in spite of it!

I really have no idea where it came from. My booty call is not the type to do something like this and my ex that I'm still very close with doesn't live here anymore.

It looks like it's symbolic for something, right? Like from another country? It looks like something you buy at pier one, if they even still have those stores anymore.

Two hearts balanced as one, each depending on the other to find completion. If there is a break --- both will have a piece missing and suffer equally, intertwined with no start or finish, one can not separate the two or the circle of love will be broken and the balance of the serenity disturbed. Two hearts: Two loves: Two lives, forever connected and alive only depending on one and other to survive...as that is all they really need.


Or...the stuff other people said.

A Minor Threat

Who leaves pretzels on a doorstep?

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

looks like a ladle, pasta spoon, whisk, serving spoon, salt, and pepper.

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oh and an ugly red mug

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Looks like something Alias would sepend a grand on at a folk art show.

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The mug is not ugly, thankyouverymuch

What a lame salt shaker. Fail.

Wut? What else am I supposed to dispense salt in?

You guys are very critical of my art..it hurts

It looks homemade, judging from the base that looks like a piece of scrap lumber.



It could be a fetish, not a sexual fetish, but an object that has supernatural powers over others.



http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/06052b.htm

It could be a meaningful and intriguing piece of art, but the unfinished wood base kind of gives away the fact that it is probably a piece of crap (which is, in fact, exactly what it looks like).

Do you live in an apartment? If so, some kid may just have swiped it from his apartment and left it near your door. Otherwise, I would find this thing showing up on my doorstep pretty creepy.

I just think its a nice little knick-knack sculpture that could be put someplace on a table or mantle just like other knick-knacks of its size.

And if it for real WAS placed near a front door then the OP has an admirer or old not-so-gone sweetie still interested.

I wanna know where the fuck this thing came from. It's on my coffee table at the moment. I rubbed it down with Clorox wipes.

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> I wanna know where the fuck this thing came from.
> It's on my coffee table at the moment. I rubbed it
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Throw it out; it's ugly
Get a new stove

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Don't do that! The bleach could destroy the finish! lol

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was this before or after you already touched it?

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omg, eesh is putting the moves on the bitch

inkahootz is gonna get pissed.

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> Throw it out; it's ugly
> Get a new stove


Sorry but I rent, I can't do anything about the stove

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> omg, eesh is putting the moves on the bitch
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> inkahootz is gonna get pissed.


I'll fuck eesh on inkahootz's car. Bahahaha

If only he had one..

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you sound like a man, so eesh will love it. inkahootz is a slime ball so he won't care what you do on his car.

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What came of this object?

Blessed are the murderous.

It's still hanging out in the living room, and I still don't know where it came from. Bizarro!