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Shows over
Posted by: Jelly Kelly ()
Date: February 09, 2012 03:20PM

At midnight I get to turn myself in or have a warrant out for my arrest. Decisions...decisions...a killing spreee would be a lot more fun than surrendering..but its only for the weekend so I guess that would be fucking stupid. My ass is already cletching.

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: February 09, 2012 03:22PM

You can do a weekend in county standing on your head.
Don't fret.

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: Jelly Kelly ()
Date: February 09, 2012 03:25PM

Well I honestly don't know..the holding cell thing they put me in when I first got arrested was bad enough so idk how the hell I'm gonna handle this...but this is pretty much the answer to your PM :/

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: Buddy ()
Date: February 09, 2012 03:27PM

Watch your cornhole.

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: February 09, 2012 03:28PM

What did you get arrested for?

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: Ding an sich ()
Date: February 09, 2012 03:34PM

Oh, holding cells aren't so bad...

But I don't like the assholes that like to be secretive about why they're there. I mean, COME ON - we're fucking locked in here, we're not about to go anywhere any time soon... It's just a fucking question - refusing to answer doesn't make you seem 'cool' or 'mysterious', it just makes you seem like a douche.
Man, that guy pissed me off. Talk about shitty company.

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: Scarl ()
Date: February 09, 2012 03:36PM

Ding an sich Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Oh, holding cells aren't so bad...
>
> But I don't like the assholes that like to be
> secretive about why they're there. I mean, COME ON
> - we're fucking locked in here, we're not about to
> go anywhere any time soon... It's just a fucking
> question - refusing to answer doesn't make you
> seem 'cool' or 'mysterious', it just makes you
> seem like a douche.
> Man, that guy pissed me off. Talk about shitty
> company.


When you asked him, was it sort of foreplay? Did you ask him before or after you ass fucked him?

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: Jelly Kelly ()
Date: February 09, 2012 03:40PM

I'm not gonna say why..it wasn't anything serious or i'd def be going for more than the weekend but hmm the holding cell I was in was NOTHING but stinky ass dirty drunken spics and omg the smell..I wanted to vomit all night

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: Ding an sich ()
Date: February 09, 2012 03:55PM

Scarl Wrote:
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> Ding an sich Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh, holding cells aren't so bad...
> >
> > But I don't like the assholes that like to be
> > secretive about why they're there. I mean, COME
> ON
> > - we're fucking locked in here, we're not about
> to
> > go anywhere any time soon... It's just a
> fucking
> > question - refusing to answer doesn't make you
> > seem 'cool' or 'mysterious', it just makes you
> > seem like a douche.
> > Man, that guy pissed me off. Talk about shitty
> > company.
>
>
> When you asked him, was it sort of foreplay? Did
> you ask him before or after you ass fucked him?


It's a holding cell, bro. You can't rape someone in a holding cell.

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: lur king ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:01PM

I don't believe it for a second...sounds like an alibi for shenanigans he/she is planning for FU over the weekend.

...back to lurking

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: Jelly Kelly ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:04PM

That's fine lurk I guess it'll make more sense when I'm gone for another 48 hours like last week..

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: lur king ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:09PM

Fuck you Jelly Tuttroll Lizery. Nice try. The only person you are fooling here is one of yourselves.

...back to lurking

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: Ben Dova ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:12PM

Watch out for the cornhole

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: Jelly Kelly ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:14PM

Okay lurk..

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: scarl ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:18PM

Ding an sich Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Scarl Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ding an sich Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Oh, holding cells aren't so bad...
> > >
> > > But I don't like the assholes that like to be
> > > secretive about why they're there. I mean,
> COME
> > ON
> > > - we're fucking locked in here, we're not
> about
> > to
> > > go anywhere any time soon... It's just a
> > fucking
> > > question - refusing to answer doesn't make
> you
> > > seem 'cool' or 'mysterious', it just makes
> you
> > > seem like a douche.
> > > Man, that guy pissed me off. Talk about
> shitty
> > > company.
> >
> >
> > When you asked him, was it sort of foreplay?
> Did
> > you ask him before or after you ass fucked him?
>
>
> It's a holding cell, bro. You can't rape someone
> in a holding cell.


Ahh, so you were the one anally violated. That actually explains alot.

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: Ding an sich ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:24PM

Uhhh... Are you having trouble reading?

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: scarl ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:41PM

Ding an sich Wrote:
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> Uhhh... Are you having trouble reading?


Nope. Are you having trouble sitting?

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: Ding an sich ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:52PM

non sequitur...

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: scarl ()
Date: February 09, 2012 05:09PM

Ding an sich Wrote:
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> non sequitur...


Oh, it follows. You just can't seem to follow along.

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: Jelly Kelly ()
Date: February 09, 2012 05:12PM

You're retarded just stop typing already

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson ()
Date: February 09, 2012 06:59PM

Ding an sich Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Scarl Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ding an sich Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Oh, holding cells aren't so bad...
> > >
> > > But I don't like the assholes that like to be
> > > secretive about why they're there. I mean,
> COME
> > ON
> > > - we're fucking locked in here, we're not
> about
> > to
> > > go anywhere any time soon... It's just a
> > fucking
> > > question - refusing to answer doesn't make
> you
> > > seem 'cool' or 'mysterious', it just makes
> you
> > > seem like a douche.
> > > Man, that guy pissed me off. Talk about
> shitty
> > > company.
> >
> >
> > When you asked him, was it sort of foreplay?
> Did
> > you ask him before or after you ass fucked him?
>
>
> It's a holding cell, bro. You can't rape someone
> in a holding cell.


ha! why couldn't you rape someone in a holding cell?! You can rape anywhere, bro! Rape is extremely portable! This is the first I'm hearing of this.

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Re: Shows over
Posted by: Ding an sich ()
Date: February 10, 2012 01:31AM

You'd have to be a really quiet rapist... That or a really fast one.

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