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Chelsea Handler is basically my perfect match
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: February 09, 2012 03:10PM

That chick could out drink all of you pussies!

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Re: Chelsea Handler is basically my perfect match
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:07PM

Recent Chelsea Handler interview:


Likes: "Men with money, success, and no addictions."


Dislikes: "Alcoholic men, guys that wear tank tops, men that smell like fish."

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Re: Chelsea Handler is basically my perfect match
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:19PM

Can't stand that bitch. SHe used to be funny.

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Re: Chelsea Handler is basically my perfect match
Posted by: Mother jugs and speed ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:27PM

Tig ole bitties tho.....

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Re: Chelsea Handler is basically my perfect match
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:34PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Recent Chelsea Handler interview:
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> Likes: "Men with money, success, and no
> addictions."
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>
> Dislikes: "Alcoholic men, guys that wear tank
> tops, men that smell like fish."


Oh wow, eesh. You are either getting lazy or just flat out even less funny than you used to be.

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Re: Chelsea Handler is basically my perfect match
Posted by: NEVER! ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:36PM

JBass Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Recent Chelsea Handler interview:
> >
> >
> > Likes: "Men with money, success, and no
> > addictions."
> >
> >
> > Dislikes: "Alcoholic men, guys that wear tank
> > tops, men that smell like fish."
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>
> Oh wow, eesh. You are either getting lazy or just
> flat out even less funny than you used to be.



When WAS eesh funny?

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Re: Chelsea Handler is basically my perfect match
Posted by: Stones ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:56PM

She only acts like she's fun. She was never funny. She looks about 15 years older than she actually is. She f-ed a bunch of producers and execs. It's the only reason she "made it" with her complete lack of talent or looks. It's well known, you can look it up.

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Re: Chelsea Handler is basically my perfect match
Posted by: Jelly Kelly ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:58PM

She brags about that stuff

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Re: Chelsea Handler is basically my perfect match
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: February 10, 2012 09:31AM

All women sleep with guys to get what they want. Dont go blaming her for wanting fame, fortune and a vodka sponsorship.

Dont go changin Bull mountain!

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Re: Chelsea Handler is basically my perfect match
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: February 10, 2012 10:14AM

I find her highly annoying and very unfunny.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Chelsea Handler is basically my perfect match
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: February 10, 2012 10:30AM

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That's all you, buddy.

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Re: Chelsea Handler is basically my perfect match
Posted by: Cripple Mr Wa ()
Date: February 10, 2012 10:53AM



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hefty hefty cinch sack, wimpy, wimpy, wimpy

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Re: Chelsea Handler is basically my perfect match
Posted by: JABass ()
Date: February 10, 2012 11:04AM

JBass Wrote:
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> That chick could out drink all of you pussies!


You mean she's a sloppy pretiencious drunk? Your right! She is YOU!

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Re: Chelsea Handler is basically my perfect match
Posted by: Civility Police ()
Date: February 10, 2012 11:13AM

Mother jugs and speed Wrote:
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> Tig ole bitties tho.....

I regret to inform you that Fairfax Underground is a "Junks-Free Zone". Please refrain from using Junks-speak or referencing their show. Thank you.

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Re: Chelsea Handler is basically my perfect match
Posted by: chuy ()
Date: February 10, 2012 11:27AM

with more success she gets less funny and not aging well at all

artie lange certainly thinks so
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