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Hooks in Your Penis
Posted by: Be worried. Very worried ()
Date: January 10, 2012 07:30PM

This is a fish/parasite local to the Amazon that crawls up your urethra (that’s your pee hole) or vagina then drives hooks in so you can’t pull it out. It has been said to cause so much pain that men would rather cut their penises off than stand the pain long enough for an alternate treatment. Candiru are very rarely documented and they’re only in the Amazon, so you probably don’t have to worry. But you should still worry. There’s a creature that has evolved to drive hooks into your penis. You should constantly be worried.



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Re: Hooks in Your Penis
Posted by: Übermensch ()
Date: January 10, 2012 07:46PM

Cocaine that's bad for you? I've gonna have to call your bluff on this one...

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Re: Hooks in Your Penis
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 11, 2012 08:53AM

From this day forward, I vow to keep my penis out of the Amazon.

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