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Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: ChrisChristieDonut ()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:00PM

Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: Cripple Mr Wa ()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:03PM

i hope he gets eaten by a whangdoodle.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: Slowstrokin ()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:05PM

He is one of my Facebook friends.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:06PM

More like Humpty Dumpty.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:07PM

I liked his character when he played Bobby Bacala on The Sopranos. His good-natured politeness was uncharacteristic for a mob guy and his innocent lack of intelligence were great comedic relief.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:10PM

I weep bitter tears for those pants, which die a little each day so that other pants may live.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: great character actor ()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:10PM

he was good as jeff in curb your enthusiasm too.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:12PM

It's weird that someone that fat and disgusting made it that far in politics. They say politics is Hollywood for ugly people, but this guy is pushing the limits.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:14PM

eesh Wrote:
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> It's weird that someone that fat and disgusting
> made it that far in politics.

Being a fat loudmouth bully goes over well in Jersey.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: demokratic oath ()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:15PM

eesh Wrote:
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> It's weird that someone that fat and disgusting
> made it that far in politics. They say politics is
> Hollywood for ugly people, but this guy is pushing
> the limits.

Did you forget about ted kennedy? he did a heckuva job post katrina.
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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Date: January 10, 2012 12:20PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> I liked his character when he played Bobby Bacala
> on The Sopranos. His good-natured politeness was
> uncharacteristic for a mob guy and his innocent
> lack of intelligence were great comedic relief.
>
>


Bobby was always a good earner. IIRC, did he ever beat someone up or kill anyone? I know he threatened one dude and did it in that silent but you know what will happen to you if you do not pay me sort of way.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:26PM

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> Bobby was always a good earner. IIRC, did he ever
> beat someone up or kill anyone?

In the final season Tony made him go up to Canada and carry out a hit on some drug dealer. IIRC, Bobby followed the guy into a laundromat and shot him.

The season when Junior was under house arrest and had Bobby living there to take care of things was rich. They could've made a whole series about those two idiots living there in that house and it would've been hilarious.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Date: January 10, 2012 12:28PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> >
> > Bobby was always a good earner. IIRC, did he
> ever
> > beat someone up or kill anyone?
>
> In the final season Tony made him go up to Canada
> and carry out a hit on some drug dealer. IIRC,
> Bobby followed the guy into a laundromat and shot
> him.
>
> The season when Junior was under house arrest and
> had Bobby living there to take care of things was
> rich. They could've made a whole series about
> those two idiots living there in that house and it
> would've been hilarious.


Got it. I really did not watch the last season. Spent more time watching Netflix CDs of the Shield and The Wire.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:28PM

Chris is a Lumpa somethin, all right

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:39PM

How does he wipe himself? Seriously.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:41PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> How does he wipe himself? Seriously.






Interns.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Date: January 10, 2012 12:46PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> How does he wipe himself? Seriously.


Adrageous-Comfort-Wipe-Toilet-Paper-Stic

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:47PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
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> > How does he wipe himself? Seriously.

(Comfort wipe pic)

LOL. Is that a real product?

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: Matawan ()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:48PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> How does he wipe himself? Seriously.

supposedly he really shits alot too, they were saying how he spends at least 30-60 minutes per day taking shits on his toilet, and half the time you're looking for him he's off taking a dump somewhere. He must go thru toilet paper by the case.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: Vomit Obama ()
Date: January 10, 2012 01:18PM

Cripple Mr Wa Wrote:
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> i hope he gets eaten by a whangdoodle.


i hope he eats ObamA. if he doesn't like the dark meat, he can just spit the idiot out.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: stupid is ()
Date: January 10, 2012 01:27PM

ChrisChristieDonut Wrote:
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> Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?


Typical liberal. Dumping on someone because of his looks.

Liberals R so sooooooooooo shallow.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: January 10, 2012 01:52PM

stupid is Wrote:
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> ChrisChristieDonut Wrote:
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> > Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
>
>
> Typical liberal. Dumping on someone because of his
> looks.
>
> Liberals R so sooooooooooo shallow.

He's fat because of his foreign birth certificate.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: crustie 4 gov ()
Date: January 10, 2012 01:56PM

he fat because instead of holding babies, he eats them - like an abortion hating dingo!

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: No Way ()
Date: January 10, 2012 02:01PM

I would never vote for someone that fat.He's in the obese category
Those people are addicts.They have issues.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: LOLOLOL ()
Date: January 10, 2012 02:28PM

No Way Wrote:
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> I would never vote for someone that fat.He's in
> the obese category
> Those people are addicts.They have issues.


But you'd vote for a sex addict, like Clinton, right?

You is phony

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: SRSLY?? ()
Date: January 10, 2012 02:31PM

LOLOLOL Wrote:
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> No Way Wrote:
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> > I would never vote for someone that fat.He's in
> > the obese category
> > Those people are addicts.They have issues.
>
>
> But you'd vote for a sex addict, like Clinton,
> right?
>
> You is phony

You idiot
Noone knew that side of Clinton when they voted for him.

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: Cartman ()
Date: January 10, 2012 03:03PM

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Re: Is Chris Christie really an Umpa Lumpa?
Posted by: FattyMcGee ()
Date: January 11, 2012 10:57AM

God Christie is a fat fuck.

I never trust fat people. If they don't have the discipline to take of themselves then they don't have enough discipline to do other stuff.

He must be one smelly sweaty fuck! GROSS!

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