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Strange wording
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 09, 2012 09:54PM

I was at the gas store today buying some beverages and junk so. The gas store clerk said "I'm excited to be here"... I believed him... I told him that I was glad.

I paid for my beverages (and junk so) and he asked "would you like a bag for your items?".

I told him that I didn't.

I was very uncomfortable by his use of the word "items"..

I smiled and laughed in his face (I wasn't inside of his face). He looked less excited to be there as I left.

Who calls things items? I don't know one situation that calls for calling things items...

Great story. To be continued and junk (so)...

Who's sad and lonely now, guys? Who says Harry Tuttle lost his magic? Huh!? That's right... this just happened...

Harry Tuttle is back... HT2.0 in full effect...

I'm miserable...

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Take a pill ()
Date: January 09, 2012 09:56PM

Did you want him to say "things"? That's incorrect
Items is proper

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Re: Strange wording
Date: January 09, 2012 09:59PM

Would you like a bag for all your shit?

Hi Harry!

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:00PM

Why did he have to specify at all what my bag would be for?

Who calls things items? It was weird...

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Weirdo ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:01PM

You are just a jerk in real life
I can tell

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:01PM

Yo, what up, fam? It's my friend and yours, Harry...

So, like, remember me talking about my sick dick?

I went to the doc... Found out what it was...

Anyone want to guess?

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:01PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Why did he have to specify at all what my bag
> would be for?
>
> Who calls things items? It was weird...


Are you high Harry? I'm concerned by this weirdosity.

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:03PM

Flight attendants call carry-on "items"... "Items" should not be used outside of an airplane..

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Re: Strange wording
Date: January 09, 2012 10:03PM

Do you have a uti?

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:04PM

It sure smelled like it...

But, naw....

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> Do you have a uti?

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Holy shit! ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:05PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I was at the gas store today buying some beverages
> and junk so. The gas store clerk said "I'm excited
> to be here"... I believed him... I told him that I
> was glad.
>
> I paid for my beverages (and junk so) and he asked
> "would you like a bag for your items?".
>
> I told him that I didn't.
>
> I was very uncomfortable by his use of the word
> "items"..
>
> I smiled and laughed in his face (I wasn't inside
> of his face). He looked less excited to be there
> as I left.
>
> Who calls things items? I don't know one situation
> that calls for calling things items...
>
> Great story. To be continued and junk (so)...
>
> Who's sad and lonely now, guys? Who says Harry
> Tuttle lost his magic? Huh!? That's right... this
> just happened...
>
> Harry Tuttle is back... HT2.0 in full effect...
>
> I'm miserable...


By some occultic process, or metempsychosis, or who-knows-what, you've become Mr. Misery.

The "ventriloquist" has become "the dummy."

Freaky!
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Re: Strange wording
Date: January 09, 2012 10:06PM

Gonorrhea?

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:10PM

No, ma'am... but you're warmer

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> Gonorrhea?

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Too many words ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:10PM

in dictionary.

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Re: Strange wording
Date: January 09, 2012 10:12PM

Yeast infection?

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:15PM

go fish

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> Yeast infection?

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Harry Fan ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:17PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> go fish
>
> betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeast infection?


You haven't lost your touch Harry...:)

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Monistat ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:17PM

Tuttle is like a girl


Sick

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Harry's Fan ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:23PM

Monistat Wrote:
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> Tuttle is like a girl
>
>
> Sick


Harry Tuttle is/was an anchor of this forum!!
and i miss him a lot.

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:26PM

He was calling you a douche bag. The call was correct.

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: So what ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:26PM

Harry's Fan Wrote:
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> Monistat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tuttle is like a girl
> >
> >
> > Sick
>
>
> Harry Tuttle is/was an anchor of this forum!!
> and i miss him a lot.


Ok misery now go let him fuck u in the ass and shut the fuck up.. No one cares but u and Conie

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:29PM

You're reaching, 496... The insult felt forced and unnatural... Maybe you should stick to writing insulting posts in three words or less...

496 Wrote:
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> He was calling you a douche bag. The call was
> correct.

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:31PM

Please look at the word on the bottom of your cup...

If you had "chlamydia" written on your cup, you're the winner...

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Re: Strange wording
Date: January 09, 2012 10:41PM

Damn it I knew I should have said the clap instead of gonorrhea!!!!

Harry, do I need to preach to you about the importance of condoms?

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:42PM

No... I think my oozing penis, complete with itchy pee-hole, effectively sent the message home...

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Sickie ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:44PM

who gets stds now a days? you are gross

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:45PM

They're called STI now...

P.S. Garcon means "boy"

Sickie Wrote:
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> who gets stds now a days? you are gross

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Re: Strange wording
Date: January 09, 2012 10:45PM

It's all good. I had to get my cervix frozen off bc some asshole gave me precancerous cells, and I learned my lesson too. Just be safe going forward, sir, no matter how drunk you are or how delicious she is.

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Re: Strange wording
Date: January 09, 2012 10:46PM

Sickie Wrote:
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> who gets stds now a days? you are gross


COMING FROM SOME ASSMUNCH WHO NEVER GETS LAID

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:47PM

How does someone give you precancerous cells? Is that like warts or something?

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> It's all good. I had to get my cervix frozen off
> bc some asshole gave me precancerous cells, and I
> learned my lesson too. Just be safe going forward,
> sir, no matter how drunk you are or how delicious
> she is.

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Re: Strange wording
Date: January 09, 2012 10:48PM

Not warts, it was the other kind of hpv

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Crazy bitch ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:50PM

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> Sickie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > who gets stds now a days? you are gross
>
>
> COMING FROM SOME ASSMUNCH WHO NEVER GETS LAID


Are you kidding? No one I know has STI's . You are dirty that's all

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Eww ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:51PM

please pretend like getting infections is ok and normal

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: If this thread ()
Date: January 09, 2012 11:44PM

falls off the first page, Harry Tuttle will die.

Don't let Harry die, people!

Keep bumping this thread!

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Shut up ()
Date: January 09, 2012 11:45PM

Fuck you

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: @ Sickie ()
Date: January 09, 2012 11:46PM

Sickie Wrote:
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> who gets stds now a days? you are gross


are you retarded? stds are being passed around more than your mom, people are getting now more than ever. no one listens. condoms = stds and babies why do you think there are shows like 16 and pregnant? bitch please. you're a virgin.

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Bumps for HT ()
Date: January 09, 2012 11:47PM

I'm doing my part to keep Harry alive... how about you, neighbor?

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Poor people ()
Date: January 09, 2012 11:48PM

Still makes Tuttle and BTYB gross and poor trash

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 09, 2012 11:50PM

I was gross and poor trash before I got chlamydia...

Poor people Wrote:
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> Still makes Tuttle and BTYB gross and poor trash

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:39AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Please look at the word on the bottom of your
> cup...
>
> If you had "chlamydia" written on your cup, you're
> the winner...





Don't you have to have sex with someone to catch an STD? I don't see how you would have gotten this Harry, no one has sex with 300 pound asthmatics.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: 300 lb turtle ()
Date: January 10, 2012 02:02AM

Harry is FAT?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 10, 2012 03:13AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 12:14PM by Alias.

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: checker10 ()
Date: January 10, 2012 04:47AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Why did he have to specify at all what my bag
> would be for?
>
> Who calls things items? It was weird...


Items......
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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: January 10, 2012 07:21AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I was gross and poor trash before I got
> chlamydia...
>


Dirty brown water trash.

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 10, 2012 07:46AM

Bend over, I have an item or two to insert.

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: January 10, 2012 07:50AM

Bring it. I got protection.
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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: better days ()
Date: February 15, 2012 07:51PM

the OP was really an interesting and funny read.....I'd missed this one somehow.....it's REALLY too bad. I miss that guy, man. I really do.


this place has gone down the tubes since he left (or since he started posting as that other guy....not sure what the deal is there...anyway..).....time heals all wounds. I believe that.

very entertaining thread.

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Re: Strange wording
Posted by: really,,, ()
Date: February 15, 2012 08:13PM


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