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Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by: The Bird Man, II ()
Date: January 08, 2012 03:25PM

Well?
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Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 08, 2012 03:28PM

No way

1).Mister Misery walks with cains, therefore he could fend off the eagle.

2).Mister misery probably weighs too much. no offence dawg.

 

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Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by: Nope ()
Date: January 08, 2012 03:30PM

Too fat

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Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 08, 2012 03:57PM

I'm svelte. The only thing fat on me is my dick.

Ladies, before Bird Man lays claim to my cock, come and get it.

Hoocoo, that means you. Conie, you get sloppy seconds. Then, Genevieve. In that order.

Bird Man, you can lick the bowl

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Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by: Mr misery----one tough hombre ()
Date: January 08, 2012 04:17PM

Mr Misery is looked upon as a fool and a joker but I think if he got connered he would fight like a rat. Also, Misery's can could have a sword concelled in it, a sword cane, so he has that going for him too. Also, I know him personally, and know at one time he was into Martial Arts.

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Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by: The Bird Man, II ()
Date: January 08, 2012 04:27PM

Mr. Misery may be tough, but I think if he was torn in half first, then most eagles could probably manage it.
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Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 08, 2012 04:35PM

I'm half Mexican gangster and I can kill a hombre with one flick of a nacho chip.

What's everyone eating today? Fuck this nice weather, fuck global warming, fuck guys who wear suspenders.

I'm so high rite now

Suck my dick Bird Man

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Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by: Nope ()
Date: January 09, 2012 09:20PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'm svelte. The only thing fat on me is my dick.
>


Liar

You are very fat

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Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by: The Bird Man, II ()
Date: January 09, 2012 09:43PM

Nope Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > I'm svelte. The only thing fat on me is my dick.
>
> Liar
>
> You are very fat


Even if we assume for the sake of argument that Mr. Misery is teling the truth - a dubious assumption indeed - if we further assume that the hypothetical "taking" entails him being torn in half, then the size or weight of the "only thing fat" on him becomes entirely irrelevant, as the eagle will leave that "fat thing" on the ground for the rats, wood mice and other vermin who populate the earth, whilst taking flight into the heavens with the by definition not fat remaining portion of Mr. Misery.

Try to picture it: a screaming Miz, bloody entrails flying, being lifted up, up and away... getting smaller and smaller, and finally disappearing entirely while a little 8-year-old boy stands forlornly crying "Come back, Miz! Come back! I need you, don't leave me.size> Father, please, I love you...."

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Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by: Ok man ()
Date: January 09, 2012 09:44PM

anonymous misery post above this one

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Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by: Ok man ()
Date: January 09, 2012 09:45PM

anonymous misery post above this one.

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Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by: Ok man ()
Date: January 09, 2012 09:46PM

actually these are all your own posts except for frisky and the fat ones
you are very transparent

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Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by: "Svelte" ()
Date: April 14, 2019 03:31PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'm svelte. The only thing fat on me is my dick.


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Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by: Bird Lawyer ()
Date: April 14, 2019 03:41PM

According to Bird Law an eagle is free to take as much as he can carry.

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Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by: no, but weasels & ferrets might ()
Date: April 14, 2019 04:05PM

he killed lizzie's ferrets, and the mustellid family wants revenge. I can picture dozens of weasels pouring out of the woods and engulfing miz.

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Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: April 14, 2019 04:14PM

no, but weasels & ferrets might Wrote:
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> he killed lizzie's ferrets, and the mustellid
> family wants revenge. I can picture dozens of
> weasels pouring out of the woods and engulfing
> miz.




What about the weasel that was in....you know, Megan's ass?

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Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by: megan's weasel ()
Date: April 14, 2019 04:27PM

That weasel has gone into retirement.

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