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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Pinhead the Cenobite
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:41PM
So I was talking to my wifey this evening and she informed me that women in the area are going to "pleasure chest" parties. Is this for real? Are the neighborhood moms hammering away at each other with scented oils and "rabbits"???
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Mrs Frisky
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Date: January 03, 2012 10:42PM
yes
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Kittie
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:43PM
They dont use them on each other. They "talk" about vibrators. No testing.
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Mr Orgasm bump
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:43PM
Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> So I was talking to my wifey this evening and she
> informed me that women in the area are going to
> "pleasure chest" parties. Is this for real? Are
> the neighborhood moms hammering away at each other
> with scented oils and "rabbits"???
Can you elaborate? I have no idea what you mean.
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> So I was talking to my wifey this evening and she
> informed me that women in the area are going to
> "pleasure chest" parties. Is this for real? Are
> the neighborhood moms hammering away at each other
> with scented oils and "rabbits"???
Can you elaborate? I have no idea what you mean.
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Mrs Frisky
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:43PM
some do kittie
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Mr Orgasm bump
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:44PM
Kittie Wrote:
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> They dont use them on each other. They "talk"
> about vibrators. No testing.
You be quiet. I told you no more talk about our toys!
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> They dont use them on each other. They "talk"
> about vibrators. No testing.
You be quiet. I told you no more talk about our toys!
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Pinhead the Cenobite
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:44PM
Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
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> Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So I was talking to my wifey this evening and
> she
> > informed me that women in the area are going to
> > "pleasure chest" parties. Is this for real?
> Are
> > the neighborhood moms hammering away at each
> other
> > with scented oils and "rabbits"???
>
>
> Can you elaborate? I have no idea what you mean.
Which part do you not understand?
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
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> Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So I was talking to my wifey this evening and
> she
> > informed me that women in the area are going to
> > "pleasure chest" parties. Is this for real?
> Are
> > the neighborhood moms hammering away at each
> other
> > with scented oils and "rabbits"???
>
>
> Can you elaborate? I have no idea what you mean.
Which part do you not understand?
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Kittie
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:45PM
Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
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> Kittie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > They dont use them on each other. They "talk"
> > about vibrators. No testing.
>
>
> You be quiet. I told you no more talk about our
> toys!
Sowwy ...It wont happen again master.
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> Kittie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > They dont use them on each other. They "talk"
> > about vibrators. No testing.
>
>
> You be quiet. I told you no more talk about our
> toys!
Sowwy ...It wont happen again master.
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Shadow
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:45PM
Some of those parties invite the hubbies too. THEN it gets really interesting.
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Mr Orgasm bump
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:46PM
This has me picturing the blow job teaching scene in Old School with Andy Dick.
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Pinhead the Cenobite
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:47PM
Shadow Wrote:
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> Some of those parties invite the hubbies too.
> THEN it gets really interesting.
Are there white rocks in the front yard?
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
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> Some of those parties invite the hubbies too.
> THEN it gets really interesting.
Are there white rocks in the front yard?
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
friskydingo
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:48PM
Shadow Wrote:
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> Some of those parties invite the hubbies too.
> THEN it gets really interesting.
Wow Shadow, you have an exciting side.
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> Some of those parties invite the hubbies too.
> THEN it gets really interesting.
Wow Shadow, you have an exciting side.
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Kittie
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:48PM
What man would show his face to a vibrator party with a woman? That's so embarrassing. NO NO NO NO NO.
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:49PM
Kittie Wrote:
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> What man would show his face to a vibrator party
> with a woman? That's so embarrassing. NO NO NO NO
> NO.
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> What man would show his face to a vibrator party
> with a woman? That's so embarrassing. NO NO NO NO
> NO.
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Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Kittie
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:50PM
Those are for him! LOLZ
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
friskydingo
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:50PM
do they have anal beads at these parties??
just, uh.. wondering...
just, uh.. wondering...
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Mr Orgasm bump
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:50PM
Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> Which part do you not understand?
Well the "pleasure chest" and "rabbit" codewords made no sense at the time but it has since become clear this termage relates to female sexaul toyage. Carry on.
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> Which part do you not understand?
Well the "pleasure chest" and "rabbit" codewords made no sense at the time but it has since become clear this termage relates to female sexaul toyage. Carry on.
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Shadow
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:50PM
friskydingo Wrote:
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> Shadow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Some of those parties invite the hubbies too.
> > THEN it gets really interesting.
>
>
> Wow Shadow, you have an exciting side.
You have NO IDEA, FD, no idea at all.
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> Shadow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Some of those parties invite the hubbies too.
> > THEN it gets really interesting.
>
>
> Wow Shadow, you have an exciting side.
You have NO IDEA, FD, no idea at all.
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Kittie
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:52PM
Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
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> Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Which part do you not understand?
>
>
> Well the "pleasure chest" and "rabbit" codewords
> made no sense at the time but it has since become
> clear this termage relates to female sexaul
> toyage. Carry on.
Pleasure chest is a sex store. A rabbit is a vibrator that shaft rotates and has bunny ears that vibrate on the clitoris. Got it? Orgasm in less than one minute.
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> Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Which part do you not understand?
>
>
> Well the "pleasure chest" and "rabbit" codewords
> made no sense at the time but it has since become
> clear this termage relates to female sexaul
> toyage. Carry on.
Pleasure chest is a sex store. A rabbit is a vibrator that shaft rotates and has bunny ears that vibrate on the clitoris. Got it? Orgasm in less than one minute.
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Pinhead the Cenobite
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:53PM
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Pinhead the Cenobite
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:54PM
Kittie Wrote:
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> Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Which part do you not understand?
> >
> >
> > Well the "pleasure chest" and "rabbit"
> codewords
> > made no sense at the time but it has since
> become
> > clear this termage relates to female sexaul
> > toyage. Carry on.
>
> Pleasure chest is a sex store. A rabbit is a
> vibrator that shaft rotates and has bunny ears
> that vibrate on the clitoris. Got it? Orgasm in
> less than one minute.
What color is your rabbit?
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
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> Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Which part do you not understand?
> >
> >
> > Well the "pleasure chest" and "rabbit"
> codewords
> > made no sense at the time but it has since
> become
> > clear this termage relates to female sexaul
> > toyage. Carry on.
>
> Pleasure chest is a sex store. A rabbit is a
> vibrator that shaft rotates and has bunny ears
> that vibrate on the clitoris. Got it? Orgasm in
> less than one minute.
What color is your rabbit?
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Mr Orgasm bump
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:55PM
Kittie Wrote:
A rabbit is a
> vibrator that shaft rotates and has bunny ears
> that vibrate on the clitoris. Got it? Orgasm in
> less than one minute.
You really must be a woman or a gay male. I can't imagine that any man could pull this info out of his ass so quickly (figuratively).
A rabbit is a
> vibrator that shaft rotates and has bunny ears
> that vibrate on the clitoris. Got it? Orgasm in
> less than one minute.
You really must be a woman or a gay male. I can't imagine that any man could pull this info out of his ass so quickly (figuratively).
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Mr Orgasm bump
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:57PM
Kittie Wrote:
> A rabbit is a
> > vibrator that shaft rotates and has bunny ears
> > that vibrate on the clitoris. Got it? Orgasm
> in
> > less than one minute.
Of course I could live up to my name and we could test your 1 minute theory.
> A rabbit is a
> > vibrator that shaft rotates and has bunny ears
> > that vibrate on the clitoris. Got it? Orgasm
> in
> > less than one minute.
Of course I could live up to my name and we could test your 1 minute theory.
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:57PM
friskydingo Wrote:
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> do they have anal beads at these parties??
>
> just, uh.. wondering...
Forget anal beads. Bring on the anal hook!
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> do they have anal beads at these parties??
>
> just, uh.. wondering...
Forget anal beads. Bring on the anal hook!
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Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Kittie
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:58PM
Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
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> Kittie Wrote:
>
> > A rabbit is a
> > > vibrator that shaft rotates and has bunny
> ears
> > > that vibrate on the clitoris. Got it? Orgasm
> > in
> > > less than one minute.
>
> Of course I could live up to my name and we could
> test your 1 minute theory.
Big shoes to fill buddy. Rabbit is pretty badass in a hurry.
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> Kittie Wrote:
>
> > A rabbit is a
> > > vibrator that shaft rotates and has bunny
> ears
> > > that vibrate on the clitoris. Got it? Orgasm
> > in
> > > less than one minute.
>
> Of course I could live up to my name and we could
> test your 1 minute theory.
Big shoes to fill buddy. Rabbit is pretty badass in a hurry.
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Pinhead the Cenobite
()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:59PM
Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
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> Kittie Wrote:
>
> A rabbit is a
> > vibrator that shaft rotates and has bunny ears
> > that vibrate on the clitoris. Got it? Orgasm
> in
> > less than one minute.
>
>
> You really must be a woman or a gay male. I can't
> imagine that any man could pull this info out of
> his ass so quickly (figuratively).
a lot of people know what a rabbit is. You must not be too bright.
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
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> Kittie Wrote:
>
> A rabbit is a
> > vibrator that shaft rotates and has bunny ears
> > that vibrate on the clitoris. Got it? Orgasm
> in
> > less than one minute.
>
>
> You really must be a woman or a gay male. I can't
> imagine that any man could pull this info out of
> his ass so quickly (figuratively).
a lot of people know what a rabbit is. You must not be too bright.
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Mr Orgasm bump
()
Date: January 03, 2012 11:00PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Forget anal beads. Bring on the anal hook!
Dammit eesh. Now you have shifted my mind to the 03' remake of the chainsaw massacre where he hung the guys from meathooks. GRRR!
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> Forget anal beads. Bring on the anal hook!
Dammit eesh. Now you have shifted my mind to the 03' remake of the chainsaw massacre where he hung the guys from meathooks. GRRR!
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Mr Orgasm bump
()
Date: January 03, 2012 11:01PM
Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> a lot of people know what a rabbit is. You must
> not be too bright.
Or I never needed to resort to sexual store toys to please a woman back in my day.
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> a lot of people know what a rabbit is. You must
> not be too bright.
Or I never needed to resort to sexual store toys to please a woman back in my day.
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Pinhead the Cenobite
()
Date: January 03, 2012 11:03PM
Trust me, every woman has a toy....
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
friskydingo
()
Date: January 03, 2012 11:05PM
I AM a sex toy. lol
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Kittie
()
Date: January 03, 2012 11:08PM
Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> Kittie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Which part do you not understand?
> > >
> > >
> > > Well the "pleasure chest" and "rabbit"
> > codewords
> > > made no sense at the time but it has since
> > become
> > > clear this termage relates to female sexaul
> > > toyage. Carry on.
> >
> > Pleasure chest is a sex store. A rabbit is a
> > vibrator that shaft rotates and has bunny ears
> > that vibrate on the clitoris. Got it? Orgasm
> in
> > less than one minute.
>
> What color is your rabbit?
Pink...I have a rabbit pearl.
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> Kittie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Which part do you not understand?
> > >
> > >
> > > Well the "pleasure chest" and "rabbit"
> > codewords
> > > made no sense at the time but it has since
> > become
> > > clear this termage relates to female sexaul
> > > toyage. Carry on.
> >
> > Pleasure chest is a sex store. A rabbit is a
> > vibrator that shaft rotates and has bunny ears
> > that vibrate on the clitoris. Got it? Orgasm
> in
> > less than one minute.
>
> What color is your rabbit?
Pink...I have a rabbit pearl.
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Mr Orgasm bump
()
Date: January 03, 2012 11:08PM
Kittie never showed me her toys and she obviously has some experience. She has a lot of 'splainin' to do.
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Kittie
()
Date: January 03, 2012 11:10PM
Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
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> Kittie never showed me her toys and she obviously
> has some experience. She has a lot of 'splainin'
> to do.
I dont need toys with you. They are under my bed in a shoe box. Check next time.
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> Kittie never showed me her toys and she obviously
> has some experience. She has a lot of 'splainin'
> to do.
I dont need toys with you. They are under my bed in a shoe box. Check next time.
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: January 03, 2012 11:14PM
friskydingo Wrote:
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> I AM a sex toy. lol
A boy toy, that is.
Blessed are the murderous.
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> I AM a sex toy. lol
A boy toy, that is.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
friskydingo
()
Date: January 03, 2012 11:21PM
my boy is a toy
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
Mrs Frisky
()
Date: January 03, 2012 11:28PM
mine too
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
friskydingo
()
Date: January 03, 2012 11:41PM
Mrs Frisky Wrote:
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> mine too
you have a penis?
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> mine too
you have a penis?
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: January 03, 2012 11:46PM
friskydingo Wrote:
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> Mrs Frisky Wrote:
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> > mine too
>
>
> you have a penis?
HA!
Blessed are the murderous.
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> Mrs Frisky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > mine too
>
>
> you have a penis?
HA!
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
poopstick
()
Date: January 04, 2012 12:37AM
friskydingo Wrote:
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> Mrs Frisky Wrote:
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> > mine too
>
>
> you have a penis?
double HA
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> Mrs Frisky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > mine too
>
>
> you have a penis?
double HA
Re: holy fuck - "pleasure chest" parties
Posted by:
poopstick
()
Date: January 04, 2012 12:40AM
I always thought tupperware parties were dildo parties too. Apparently they're just an excuse to invite a bunch of yapping housewives over, get them drunk, and hock plastic bowls to them.