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How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Sigmoid ()
Date: January 03, 2012 08:13PM

The Answer is: anywhere between 5 and 25 pounds at any given time,
depending on your diet, and your weight.

It has been said that if you eat a traditional American diet, a lot of
processed foods, --that a small portion of the very first meal you
ever had, is still in your intestines, somewhere.

Richard Anderson, N.D., N.M.D. coined a term for this:

Mucoid Plaque ? endangering our health?


The Silent Problem Inside You ...

The problem is that the body cannot properly digest and eliminate some
of these foods and the substances they contain--and they can become
lodged or stuck in the lining of our intestinal tract in the form of
old, dried fecal matter and mucus. It is estimated that the average
person can have between 5-25 pounds of this "built-up" intestinal
matter in their colon--and it can just keep accumulating over the
years!

"The intestines can store a vast amount of this partially digested,
putrefying matter," claims natural health expert, Richard Anderson,
N.D., N.M.D. "Some intestines, when autopsied, have weighed up to 40
pounds and were distended to a diameter of 12 inches with only a
pencil-thin channel through which the feces could move. That 40 pounds
was due to caked layers of encrusted mucus, mixed with fecal matter,
bizarrely resembling hardened blackish-green truck tire rubber or an
old piece of dried rawhide."


Dr. Anderson calls this accumulation "mucoid plaque." "This mucoid
plaque," he says, "when it is removed during an intensive colon
cleanse, often shows ropelike twists, striations, overlaps, folds,
creases--the shape and texture of the intestinal wall." ..."


I could link you to pictures, but they are extremely graphic. I don't
want someone to click on them and be offended.

If you want to see pictures, go to Google Images.
Copy and paste this search string into the text entry box: Mucoid Plaque

Please don't click SEARCH unless you are prepared to see really gross stuff.

I hope this has satisfied your curiousity, I wish it was better news.


+ Our colon (large intestine) is as long as we are tall.

+ The diameter of our colon is equal to that of our wrist.

+ For every foot of colon we can store approximately 5 - 10 lbs. of feces.

+ A healthy "bowel movement" will measure 12 - 18 inches long.

+ A healthy person will have 2-3 healthy bowel movements each day.

+ The ascending colon controls the aging process in the body.

+ The colon re-absorbs fluids 8 - 10 times every 30 minutes.

+ The colon has pressure points similar to the reflexology points on our hands and feet.

+ To the degree your colon is clean, is to the degree your bloodstream is clean.

+ One "colonic" (colon hydrotherapy) equals three days of fasting.

http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=455492

http://www.naturalmuscle.net/colon_hydrotherapy
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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Interesting ()
Date: January 03, 2012 08:15PM

Miserys got about 50 pounds of shit inside him

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Kilten ()
Date: January 03, 2012 08:33PM

I has 25 sessions of hydrotherapy over five weeks and lost 113 lbs.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: January 03, 2012 09:44PM

This is an example of a shit thread.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: John Martin ()
Date: January 03, 2012 09:52PM

Anderson is a quack and colon cleansing has been shown by a recent major medical study to be at least bullshit marking and at most flat out dangerous for your health.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 03, 2012 09:59PM

" + *A healthy "bowel movement" will measure 12 - 18 inches long.* 

+ *A healthy person will have 2-3 healthy bowel movements each day.* "


WTF?? Three bowel movements a day?? Thats so much shit..

How much are thses fat asses eating?

I go number 2 like once a day.

 

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Date: January 03, 2012 10:00PM

Enough to feed a human centipede.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:15PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Enough to feed a human centipede.






A three-segment centipede will need 18-21 cups of dog chow a day. Once a week feed the centipede some canned corn so the middle and end segments can get some undigested treats.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: haaaaaa ()
Date: January 03, 2012 10:19PM

eesh Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > Enough to feed a human centipede.
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>
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> A three-segment centipede will need 18-21 cups of
> dog chow a day. Once a week feed the centipede
> some canned corn so the middle and end segments
> can get some undigested treats.


how many have u fed dude

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Feldman Feldman ()
Date: January 04, 2012 12:02PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> " + *A healthy "bowel movement" will measure 12 -
> 18 inches long.* 
>
> + *A healthy person will have 2-3 healthy bowel
> movements each day.* "
>
>
> WTF?? Three bowel movements a day?? Thats so much
> shit..
>
> How much are thses fat asses eating?
>
> I go number 2 like once a day.


Does your movement measure 24 - 54 inches long? If so u are ok.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: John Martin ()
Date: January 04, 2012 12:06PM

I'm sorry but shitting 3 times per day 12 to 18" turds is NOT normal. Most normal people shit once per day, preferrably before getting in the shower.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Sharon Bulova ()
Date: January 04, 2012 02:17PM

I leave droppings once per day, usually in the shower. Goes down the drain and all, more sanitary, no toilet paper needed, etc etc.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Date: January 04, 2012 03:04PM

John Martin Wrote:
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> I'm sorry but shitting 3 times per day 12 to 18"
> turds is NOT normal. Most normal people shit once
> per day, preferrably before getting in the shower.


I typicall have two to three a day. I don't know about 18 inches, but I usually drop a footer at least once a day.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: January 04, 2012 03:06PM

I need a colonic.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Too much food ()
Date: January 04, 2012 03:10PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> John Martin Wrote:
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> > I'm sorry but shitting 3 times per day 12 to
> 18"
> > turds is NOT normal. Most normal people shit
> once
> > per day, preferrably before getting in the
> shower.
>
>
> I typicall have two to three a day. I don't know
> about 18 inches, but I usually drop a footer at
> least once a day.

You eat too much

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: January 04, 2012 03:20PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> John Martin Wrote:
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> > I'm sorry but shitting 3 times per day 12 to
> 18"
> > turds is NOT normal. Most normal people shit
> once
> > per day, preferrably before getting in the
> shower.
>
>
> I typicall have two to three a day. I don't know
> about 18 inches, but I usually drop a footer at
> least once a day.

fucking lol

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: theUNCOOLa ()
Date: January 04, 2012 03:22PM

Absolut Bullshit Wrote:
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> When you're eesh...you're %100 full of shit.


7up

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Dr. Heiter ()
Date: January 04, 2012 03:26PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> John Martin Wrote:
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> > I'm sorry but shitting 3 times per day 12 to
> 18"
> > turds is NOT normal. Most normal people shit
> once
> > per day, preferrably before getting in the
> shower.
>
>
> I typicall have two to three a day. I don't know
> about 18 inches, but I usually drop a footer at
> least once a day.


You two better be careful...eesh might use you in his next human centipede!
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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: john waters twin ()
Date: January 04, 2012 03:50PM



the creepiest guy on tv ever. He talked about how big his five year old daughters turds were and how he looked at it.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Colonoscopy ()
Date: January 04, 2012 06:41PM

I recently had my first colonoscopy and the dr never said anything close to what you are saying.

What was strange is is they gave me photos of my colon and asshole to take home with me.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Colon Powell ()
Date: January 04, 2012 06:52PM

Colonoscopy Wrote:
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> I recently had my first colonoscopy and the dr
> never said anything close to what you are saying.
>
> What was strange is is they gave me photos of my
> colon and asshole to take home with me.


So what DID your doctor say? What were the after-effects? Any symptoms relieved? How much fecal matter (lbs) was removed? Would you recommend it to a friend?

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Colonoscopy ()
Date: January 04, 2012 07:06PM

This was just as a preventive measure for a cancer screening. They said my colon was clean and no polyps.

The before prep was pretty yucky. Too many fluids. I was puking and shitting at the same time.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 04, 2012 07:12PM

This thread really makes me LOL.

For the record, colon cleansing is bull shit. Your body has no problems removing all waste from your colon on it's own. There are no legitimate medical doctors that recognize "muciod plaque" in the colon.

Colonoscopies are used to detect colon cancer, not "plaque."

 

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: wtl a fatso? ()
Date: January 04, 2012 07:15PM

wtl shits 3 times a day? how fat is this fuck?

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: fat fucker ()
Date: January 04, 2012 07:17PM

wtl a fatso? Wrote:
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> wtl shits 3 times a day? how fat is this fuck?


eesh size

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 04, 2012 07:20PM

wtl a fatso? Wrote:
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> wtl shits 3 times a day? how fat is this fuck?


Im tellin you, I've always imagined him looking like Carl Winslow... Not in a bad way or anything, just a smart older black gentleman.

 
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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Pooping ()
Date: January 04, 2012 07:30PM

Once a day after my morning coffee. Three times a day must mean you are sick or you eat too much.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: bwhahahaha ()
Date: January 04, 2012 07:40PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> wtl a fatso? Wrote:
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> > wtl shits 3 times a day? how fat is this fuck?
>
>
> Im tellin you, I've always imagined him looking
> like Carl Winslow... Not in a bad way or anything,
> just a smart older black gentleman.


hahahahhahahahahahah das funny man

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Date: January 04, 2012 11:17PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> wtl a fatso? Wrote:
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> > wtl shits 3 times a day? how fat is this fuck?
>
>
> Im tellin you, I've always imagined him looking
> like Carl Winslow... Not in a bad way or anything,
> just a smart older black gentleman.


It's like I'm looking in a mirror.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 04, 2012 11:26PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
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> -----
> > wtl a fatso? Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > wtl shits 3 times a day? how fat is this
> fuck?
> >
> >
> > Im tellin you, I've always imagined him looking
> > like Carl Winslow... Not in a bad way or
> anything,
> > just a smart older black gentleman.
>
>
> It's like I'm looking in a mirror.


hhaha, Im glad you didn't take it the wrong way. Im just messing around.

 

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: January 05, 2012 03:11AM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> wtl a fatso? Wrote:
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> > wtl shits 3 times a day? how fat is this fuck?
>
>
> Im tellin you, I've always imagined him looking
> like Carl Winslow... Not in a bad way or anything,
> just a smart older black gentleman.


LOL!! I always picture him as Idris Elba. Maybe thicker since he poops 3 times a day.
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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: James earl jones ()
Date: January 05, 2012 03:26AM

shit he looks like james earl jones
wtl is about 60

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: fred flintstone ()
Date: January 05, 2012 08:21AM

I only shit when I get to work in the AM. No sense doing it on my own time or stinking up my own place.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Major Bill Smith ()
Date: January 05, 2012 01:54PM

The autopsy report said ELVIS had some 40 pounds of shit impacted up his colon on that fateful day he fell off the toilet and died


how about dem apples

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: January 05, 2012 02:11PM

First off, I am plenty immature enough that I can't believe I didn't jump into this thread earlier....

People, 3 meals a day = 3 poops a day. That makes you 'regular'. If you eat 3 meals a day, and poop twice, well, those 2 poops better be monsters. Or you end up keeping it! If you eat 3 meals, and poop once, that one dump better be biblical in size. When the input is greater than the output, you get weight gain and or medical issues. Nobody died taking 3 craps a day.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: grandpa simpson ()
Date: January 05, 2012 02:53PM

Ever been in the nursing home right after the evening meal?

The Horror! The Horror!

one reason to put pillow over my head instead of ending up in one of them joints

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Digestion ()
Date: January 05, 2012 03:02PM

Digestion is not an instant thing. If you eat small meals you poop less. I don't poop after each meal.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: January 05, 2012 03:13PM

Here's more scientific research: I am married; wife and I eat corn during dinner on a Sunday night. I see that corn by poop #2 on Monday, the latest! My wife: she sees her "remains of the day" like on Wednesday. Maybe. I am sure if any of the females on here replied, their digestive speeds would be similar to hers. I am just happy I am a dude!

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 05, 2012 03:18PM

The corn thing can be baffling. I've seen kernels expelled a week after inital digestion. I do believe they can get stuck in there, but thank God for pyslium powder. Once a week a big dose sweeps my bowels clean . It's sometimes horrifing to see the sludge and other articles that gets eliminated.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: January 05, 2012 04:53PM

Okay, I am not sure what pyslium powder is, but my guess: it has the same effects as does eating Mexican, then following that up with maybe 3 giant, mocha cappucino's. Holy shit I am starting to sweat...

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Women eat less? ()
Date: January 05, 2012 04:58PM

I think women who keep their figures eat less. Eating less equals less poop.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: January 05, 2012 05:04PM

While they may eat less, as you said, if wife and I eat the same things, at the same time, ie the corn, wtf is it doing sitting in her for an extra 2 or 3 days?? That can't be healthy, can it? Digestion is one set speed. It doesn't speed up cause you eat more or less. One man's opinion.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: January 05, 2012 05:06PM

I always picture WTL as Jeff Goldblum.

Apparently themeeper looks like Jerry Seinfeld...NOT to be confused with his cousin Evan Seinfeld...


Gravis looks like professor Snape mixed with Trent Reznor..With some donuts added in.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Date: January 05, 2012 05:09PM

Kittie Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
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> > wtl a fatso? Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > wtl shits 3 times a day? how fat is this
> fuck?
> >
> >
> > Im tellin you, I've always imagined him looking
> > like Carl Winslow... Not in a bad way or
> anything,
> > just a smart older black gentleman.
>
>
> LOL!! I always picture him as Idris Elba. Maybe
> thicker since he poops 3 times a day.

I'm thicker where it matters.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: abe van dorn ()
Date: January 05, 2012 05:23PM

grandpa simpson Wrote:
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> Ever been in the nursing home right after the
> evening meal?>
> The Horror! The Horror!>
> one reason to put pillow over my head instead of
> ending up in one of them joints

Roger that. I dont care how high class they are they all smell awful. Just give me an overdose or sit in the garage with the car running. I will never want to end up in one of those places.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: January 05, 2012 05:25PM

I've had some hangover shits that could be mistaken for the lock ness monster

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: GQ ()
Date: January 18, 2012 09:40PM

Alright dudes and chicks we've all had time to log in some good numbers. Personally, I was averaging 4 inch plumpers for a few days, some that decended too far to see. It was frustrating. Yesterday I logged in a monster 15 incher. Feelin good. Little bit loose but I'm working on that. Alright.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Dr. vinnie boom botz ()
Date: January 18, 2012 09:52PM

Do doctor's still perform sigmoidoscopy's anymore? or strictly colonoscopy's?

they don't knock you out right? and only stick a camera up just a little ways?

moon river

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: packemin ()
Date: January 18, 2012 11:46PM

That was very educational! I must have a colon full of Jiffy pop from about 1973!???

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Dr. Pink ()
Date: January 21, 2012 04:20AM

is this the look of a healthy colon?



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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 21, 2012 02:32PM

When they do a colonoscopy, how far up do they go with that camera?

 

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: cleverscreennamehere ()
Date: January 21, 2012 03:03PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> When they do a colonoscopy, how far up do they go
> with that camera?

Until you taste metal.

It's like being sodomized with a drain snake.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: davedavedave ()
Date: January 21, 2012 03:15PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Kittie Wrote:
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> > friskydingo Wrote:
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> > > wtl a fatso? Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > wtl shits 3 times a day? how fat is this
> > fuck?
> > >
> > >
> > > Im tellin you, I've always imagined him
> looking
> > > like Carl Winslow... Not in a bad way or
> > anything,
> > > just a smart older black gentleman.
> >
> >
> > LOL!! I always picture him as Idris Elba.
> Maybe
> > thicker since he poops 3 times a day.
>
> I'm thicker where it matters.


I always pictured WTL as Morgan Freeman in Evan Almighty.


Once a day, twice on sundays.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: krystal koon ()
Date: April 23, 2012 11:20PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> " + *A healthy "bowel movement" will measure 12 -
> 18 inches long.* 
>
> + *A healthy person will have 2-3 healthy bowel
> movements each day.* "
>
>
> WTF?? Three bowel movements a day?? Thats so much
> shit..
>
> How much are thses fat asses eating?
>
> I go number 2 like once a day.


I average 2 dumps a day at 13.5 inches each. Today's were very solid. Tubular and solid.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Girlie Girl ()
Date: April 24, 2012 12:22AM

You guys are all into how much you shit
and how big it is.
And then you wonder why you can't find a girl who
you can connect with??

SRSLY??

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 24, 2012 12:24AM

Shut up... no we don't!

Girlie Girl Wrote:
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> You guys are all into how much you shit
> and how big it is.
> And then you wonder why you can't find a girl who
> you can connect with??
>
> SRSLY??

Signatures are for fags

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Girlie Girl ()
Date: April 24, 2012 12:26AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Shut up... no we don't!
>
> Girlie Girl Wrote:
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> > You guys are all into how much you shit
> > and how big it is.
> > And then you wonder why you can't find a girl
> who
> > you can connect with??
> >
> > SRSLY??


Which one?

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 24, 2012 12:31AM

Which one makes more sense?

We don't are into how much we shit...

We don't wonder why we can't find a girl who we can connect with...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Girlie Girl ()
Date: April 24, 2012 12:39AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Which one makes more sense?
>
> We don't are into how much we shit...
>
> We don't wonder why we can't find a girl who we
> can connect with...


Nice try asshole

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 24, 2012 12:42AM

Ewwww.... I read a post on the internet about the average amount of poop in a human body and it made me realize that all men love poop... no wonder I can't find a decent boyfriend...

You're a miserable, uninteresting, dolt...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Attention shoppers ()
Date: April 24, 2012 12:55AM

We have a special
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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Girlie Girl ()
Date: April 24, 2012 01:06AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Ewwww.... I read a post on FFXU about the
> average amount of poop in a human body and the men on that site
constantly talk about how often they shit.
it made
> me realize that all men love talking about poop... no wonder I
> can't find a decent boyfriend...
>
> You're a miserable, uninteresting, dolt...

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 24, 2012 01:11AM

I don't care what you say... Poop is gross... I hate poop... I hate pooping... and I hate myself because I poop... Also, I wish I had a boyfriend...

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: go figure ()
Date: April 24, 2012 01:14AM

Interesting Wrote:
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> Miserys got about 50 pounds of shit inside him


So does eesh.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Grlie girl ()
Date: April 24, 2012 01:15AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I don't care what you say... Poop is gross... I
> hate poop... I hate pooping... and I hate myself
> because I poop... Also, I wish I had a
> boyfriend...


Well, you'll never find one if you keep pooping.

Such a quandry..

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 24, 2012 01:29AM

Yeah, that's the reason I can't find a boyfriend... It's because I poop... but it's not like I can help it...

Men are so stupid... they are fascinated with poop but they can't stand girls that poop...

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 24, 2012 01:30AM

Yeah... that's the reason I'm lonely... It's not because I'm insufferable and uninteresting... it's because I poop...

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: everybody poops ()
Date: April 24, 2012 01:38AM

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: sdfghjk ()
Date: April 24, 2012 08:05AM

mine is always bright green

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Mea ()
Date: November 25, 2012 07:22AM

Interesting, I read through all the comments here, way more entertaining than the article itself.

I know this threads been dead for a while now, but I'd like to say, as a woman, that a man's interest in his bowel movements should NOT be considered gross, nor should a woman's. It's an indicator of health and knowing your body is important towards maintaining it.

On that note, everyone has a different metabolism. METABOLISM is what effects different digestion speed, as well as diet. So you CAN eat the same thing and not digest it at the same rate. No two people's pooping habit will be the same, ever. It should not be taken tooo seriously as to be monitoring it consistently everyday for a year, but an occasional check up on your bowel habits will tell you a lot. NOT anything said here though, this is ridiculous.

Keep pooping boys and girls, unless you'd rather your bowels explode.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Perrine ()
Date: May 13, 2013 11:33PM

bump

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: zero_personality ()
Date: May 14, 2013 11:29PM

Well first of all, when I eat corn it actually jumps the line and comes out ahead of anything I ate before it -sometimes in an hour or two, no kidding. Second if I stick to veggies, whole grains and no dairy I'm good for 2 dumps a day. Third if I eat beef I'll replace my next scheduled meal with a big glass of Metamucil and 2 Senekot tablets. Within 6 hours I take a dump that breaks the waterline and leaves me so light I swear I could float out of the bathroom. Best way to clog the pipes: Cheese. Best way to clear the pipes: Tapatio Hot Sauce. I put that shit on everything...love the burn going in and out!

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Beesh ()
Date: July 16, 2013 10:02PM

It depends on the laxativity of the foods you eat, but digestion is not an instant thing. If you eat small meals you poop less. I don't poop after each meal.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: July 16, 2013 10:13PM

Colon cleansing is quackery.

_____________
We are all Eesh.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Dr. Curmudgeon's Advice Column ()
Date: July 16, 2013 11:10PM

Young Curmudgeon Wrote:
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> Colon cleansing is quackery.


Are you the FFUX expert on colons?

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Real non "NMD" MDs ()
Date: July 16, 2013 11:29PM

What utter pseudoscientific bullshit.

The OP should go eat some shit.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan ()
Date: July 16, 2013 11:29PM

Dr. Curmudgeon's Advice Column Wrote:
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> Young Curmudgeon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Colon cleansing is quackery.
>
>
> Are you the FFUX expert on colons?

I like it in the colon.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Bull Sheet ()
Date: October 15, 2013 10:17AM

This is absolute bullshit (pun intended). NO ONE IN HUMAN HISTORY has ever had 25 pounds of poo in their body at one time, physically impossible.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: man o man ()
Date: October 15, 2013 11:27AM

What made you search out a thread that died 3 months ago just to post your words of wisdom? Did you lose a lot of sleep about this thread?

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: hufd theri ()
Date: January 06, 2014 11:19PM

The only reason why you'd have three bowel movements would be because you eat shitloads *wink* of high fat foods. Otherwise the bosy should just dump it at the same time.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: big shitter ()
Date: January 15, 2014 09:33PM

I poop around 4 times a day and at least one is over six feet long. The rest of you are all full of shit.

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Posted by: Jeanne Dahl ()
Date: February 07, 2014 06:01AM

Sharon, that is totally disgusting to shit in your own shower, or any shower.com I hope you are single
Without a family or roomates that would have to shower after your nasty ass!

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Re: How much waste (feces) is in the human body at any given time?
Date: September 22, 2014 11:06PM

You sick motherfucker, you are the type of person who leaves a floater baking in the toilet in a public restroom. Gross dude if you are going to take a shit anyways why not just plop it at your house and flush it right when it falls out of your ass. You fucking worthless cunt it's people like you that bake bathrooms with their boiled egg shits and make other people have to vomit when they go in there to take a piss. I hope you burn in fucking hell you sick depraved motherfucking piece of garbage.

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