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I FEEL LIKE SCUM
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: December 24, 2011 03:04PM

ok I'm Christian. My mom thinks I haven't done anything sexual with guys yet. She wants me to be a good Christian but it's too hard! Ugh I've done too many bad stuff. At least I haven't done drugs or drink achohal. Wait does sniffing smarties count as a drug. Cuz I actual got high off that shit. It was crazy. But that was in seventh grade. Other than that I haven't done real drugs

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Re: I FEEL LIKE SCUM
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 24, 2011 03:11PM

drugs aren't addictive the first time, so it's not a big deal to do them. And anyways Jesus did drugs. There was some fossils that they found where they found some traces of cocaine on his sckull, which means Jesues did drugs like cocaine and look at him he did well in his life, so it doesn't make you a bad person. Jesus also had sex with a prostitute and no one even makes a big deal out of that. That Mary Magda girl was his prostitute and no one even cares so it's no big deal. Jesus was just a man, like you and me. He sucked and fucked and did drugs and everything, there are scientist who know it because of carbon dating

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Re: I FEEL LIKE SCUM
Posted by: gunfight ()
Date: December 24, 2011 03:17PM

Jesus was very violent IRL. Seriously, I heard stories about how Jesus would beat people unmercifully, for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Very sick, violent individual.

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Re: I FEEL LIKE SCUM
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 24, 2011 03:19PM

Jesus beat a woman at the temple one time for cutting in line to get to the money vendors, and nobody said boo. He beat a whole room full of temple people who were just trying to make a living by trading different kinds of money, and he flipped over tables like a maniac and I even heard that he touched a boy one time

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Re: I FEEL LIKE SCUM
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: December 24, 2011 03:23PM

Stop talking bout Jesus that way. It's makin me sick

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Re: I FEEL LIKE SCUM
Posted by: stupid girl ()
Date: December 24, 2011 03:25PM

yagirll Wrote:
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> Stop talking bout Jesus that way. It's makin me
> sick


Ur going to hell for all of ur sex talk on her

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Re: I FEEL LIKE SCUM
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 24, 2011 03:27PM

Jesus sucked his dad's dick and let him cum all over his big long Jesus beard. He sucked his dad's dick off until there was cum dripping down off his face and all in his beard. Jesus loved dick. He loved sucking it. He loved big black dicks the best. He would suck two at once, one in each hand, and take another one in his anus at the same time, sometimes two in the ass at once. He loved dicks and sucked them any chance he got. But he was a great man and he did alot of great things for a lot of people, so who are we to judge this great man for his sexual preference? That is bigotry.

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Re: I FEEL LIKE SCUM
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: December 24, 2011 03:56PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Jesus sucked his dad's dick and let him cum all
> over his big long Jesus beard. He sucked his dad's
> dick off until there was cum dripping down off his
> face and all in his beard. Jesus loved dick. He
> loved sucking it. He loved big black dicks the
> best. He would suck two at once, one in each hand,
> and take another one in his anus at the same time,
> sometimes two in the ass at once. He loved dicks
> and sucked them any chance he got. But he was a
> great man and he did alot of great things for a
> lot of people, so who are we to judge this great
> man for his sexual preference? That is bigotry.


DIDN'T READ!

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Re: I FEEL LIKE SCUM
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 24, 2011 04:50PM

Jesus was a homosexual....

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Re: I FEEL LIKE SCUM
Posted by: to yagirl ()
Date: December 24, 2011 04:52PM

Read the "scum manifesto" by the girl who shot Andy Warhol, that will explain things.

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Re: I FEEL LIKE SCUM
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: December 24, 2011 05:03PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Jesus was a homosexual....


DIDNT READ

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Re: I FEEL LIKE SCUM
Posted by: achohal ()
Date: December 24, 2011 05:57PM

you should feel like scum achohal is worse than alcohol. idiot ass little whore.

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Re: I FEEL LIKE SCUM
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 24, 2011 06:09PM

I don't believe you can get in any kind of legal trouble like slander or libel for calling Jesus Christ a pedophile and a rapist.


so I'm calling Jesus Christ, Jesus of Nazareth, a pedophile rapist who has molested young boys. I have proof. The Jesus of the Bible was a sexual deviant and he did drugs, sold drugs, denied his business to black patrons, and he cheated on his taxes. He beat his wife and was involved in racketeering. He was a terrible person.


and he can't touch me for saying that. Because he's been dead for two thousand years. And nobody even has definitive proof that he actually even existed. So I am going on public record as saying that Jesus was a child molester, a thief, a rapist, a drug dealer, and he knowingly sold alcohol and tobacco to minors. He was a scumbag and he was terrible. He was terrible.
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Re: I FEEL LIKE SCUM
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: December 24, 2011 06:15PM

DIDN'T READ LOL

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Re: I FEEL LIKE SCUM
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: December 24, 2011 06:15PM

achohal Wrote:
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> you should feel like scum achohal is worse than
> alcohol. idiot ass little whore.


HAHAHAHAH I fail a lot

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Re: I FEEL LIKE SCUM
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 24, 2011 06:16PM

I like to defame historical/fictional figures

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Re: I FEEL LIKE SCUM
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 24, 2011 06:18PM

Marcus Aurelius beat his wife and was involved in insider trading

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