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Fairfax Baskin Robbins
Posted by: Gus Gornad ()
Date: December 22, 2011 01:39PM

Last night went to Baskin Robbins. Put Echo into dining area. Manager angry. Sat down for ice cream. This means chocolate. Had fat girlfriend with me. She is slut. This means she sleeps around. Anyhow eat one gallon of chocolate. Get major case of shits. This means bowel explosions. Filled up entire bathroom with soft serve.

Manager very angry. He call authorities. This means men in uniform. Destruction of property is charge. Anyone know lawyer? This means person who lies. In courtroom. Concerned briefs will be shit. Echo is at autobody. This means where they check it. Buttocks sore. 31 flavors in toilet. This shit does not look good.

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Re: Fairfax Baskin Robbins
Posted by: Geez Man ()
Date: December 22, 2011 01:43PM

What is it with the Underground? Are there not any better sites to be a troll on?

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Re: Fairfax Baskin Robbins
Posted by: Cary ()
Date: December 23, 2011 01:03PM

Both of the above posts came from the same user/IP address. Yes, the nonsensical poop joker and the post calling him out both came from the same person. This is the shit I deal with on a daily basis.

- Cary (the admin)

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Re: Fairfax Baskin Robbins
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: December 23, 2011 01:06PM

since phorum is php why don't you add the script that uses the ip address to pinpoint the user's location and let tell the trolls that if they don't quiet their asses down you'll post their address?

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Re: Fairfax Baskin Robbins
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 23, 2011 01:07PM

Geez Man Wrote:
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> What is it with the Underground? Are there not any
> better sites to be a troll on?
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Re: Fairfax Baskin Robbins
Posted by: Immoderate Moderation Fan ()
Date: December 23, 2011 01:19PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> since phorum is php why don't you add the script
> that uses the ip address to pinpoint the user's
> location and let tell the trolls that if they
> don't quiet their asses down you'll post their
> address?

He doesn't have to use a special script. The Phorum software shows the poster's IP address right next to the user name if you are an administrator or moderator. (It shows up in the parentheses next to the user name).

I am in favor of Cary appointing moderators, at least for Off-Topic, but I think that he should both thoroughly vet them (likely with a face-to-face interview) and possibly even make them post a cash bond that is forfeit if they abuse their magical moderator powers.

I am not offering myself in consideration for the post of moderator.

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Re: Fairfax Baskin Robbins
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: December 23, 2011 01:35PM

Immoderate Moderation Fan Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > since phorum is php why don't you add the
> script
> > that uses the ip address to pinpoint the user's
> > location and let tell the trolls that if they
> > don't quiet their asses down you'll post their
> > address?
>
> He doesn't have to use a special script. The
> Phorum software shows the poster's IP address
> right next to the user name if you are an
> administrator or moderator. (It shows up in the
> parentheses next to the user name).
>
> I am in favor of Cary appointing moderators, at
> least for Off-Topic, but I think that he should
> both thoroughly vet them (likely with a
> face-to-face interview) and possibly even make
> them post a cash bond that is forfeit if they
> abuse their magical moderator powers.
>
> I am not offering myself in consideration for the
> post of moderator.


I get what you're saying about Phorum providing the IP but there is a script that is an add-on which takes the IP that Phorum provides and then shows you in a Google maps window exactly where that IP is located. It isn't fool-proof but it's something. I have offered to mod for Cary in the past. Never got a response but I understand why... Offer still stands, Cary.

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Re: Fairfax Baskin Robbins
Posted by: Sally ()
Date: December 23, 2011 02:12PM

OMG, I'd be a great moderator. I can lasso up a man faster than green grass through a goose. I'd round up the rabble-rouses lickity split.

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Re: Fairfax Baskin Robbins
Posted by: good god ()
Date: December 23, 2011 02:13PM

Sally Wrote:
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> OMG, I'd be a great moderator. I can lasso up a
> man faster than green grass through a goose. I'd
> round up the rabble-rouses lickity split.


ur annoying

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Re: Fairfax Baskin Robbins
Posted by: When Harry Met Sally ()
Date: December 23, 2011 02:15PM

Sally Wrote:
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> OMG, I'd be a great moderator. I can lasso up a
> man faster than green grass through a goose. I'd
> round up the rabble-rouses lickity split.


Shut your hole and wash the dishes before I have to smack you around.

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Re: Fairfax Baskin Robbins
Posted by: Sally ()
Date: December 23, 2011 02:17PM

good god Wrote:
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> Sally Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OMG, I'd be a great moderator. I can lasso up
> a
> > man faster than green grass through a goose.
> I'd
> > round up the rabble-rouses lickity split.
>
>
> ur annoying


You're as useless as the “ay” in “okay

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Re: Fairfax Baskin Robbins
Posted by: Sally ()
Date: December 23, 2011 02:55PM

When Harry Met Sally Wrote:
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> Sally Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OMG, I'd be a great moderator. I can lasso up
> a
> > man faster than green grass through a goose.
> I'd
> > round up the rabble-rouses lickity split.
>
>
> Shut your hole and wash the dishes before I have
> to smack you around.


Ohhh, a feisty one. That's just how I like 'em.

If I weren't engaged, darlin', I'd show you my Texas two-step. Hee Haw!

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Re: Fairfax Baskin Robbins
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 23, 2011 05:49PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> since phorum is php why don't you add the script
> that uses the ip address to pinpoint the user's
> location and let tell the trolls that if they
> don't quiet their asses down you'll post their
> address?



But......a whois on an IP address doesn't show address, just a rough (usually) geographic location. And there is always the chance they are using an unbanned proxy.

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Re: Fairfax Baskin Robbins
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: December 23, 2011 06:27PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > since phorum is php why don't you add the
> script
> > that uses the ip address to pinpoint the user's
> > location and let tell the trolls that if they
> > don't quiet their asses down you'll post their
> > address?
>
>
>
> But......a whois on an IP address doesn't show
> address, just a rough (usually) geographic
> location. And there is always the chance they are
> using an unbanned proxy.


Don't you generally have to access the ISP to figure out an address for the IP?

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