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Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Annoyed Television Viewer ()
Date: December 18, 2011 10:41AM

I just realized what it is I hate about the new commercial for the Gerber Life Grow-up Plan that's being played in heavy rotation on the channels I watch (Science Channel, Discovery Channel, History Channel, and H2, among others).

No fewer than four of the lines start with "Oh,".

How did this annoying abortion get made?

I suspect it was a group of actors improvising, using subject matter and talking points given to them beforehand. They then riffed on the wonders of the Gerber Life Grow-up Plan for however long the director said, and the footage was then edited down into the 30 nails-on-a-chalkboard-annoying seconds we're shown on TV.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Me Too ()
Date: December 18, 2011 02:26PM

"Yeah, but how did you know where to even START?" ARRGGHHH!

What really kills me about this commercial is the parents saying "its a life insurance policy, too". So if the kid dies, we make a killing. Good to know.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Michael Gale ()
Date: January 22, 2012 01:13PM

Annoyed Television Viewer Wrote:
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> I just realized what it is I hate about the new
> commercial for the Gerber Life Grow-up Plan that's
> being played in heavy rotation on the channels I
> watch (Science Channel, Discovery Channel, History
> Channel, and H2, among others).
>
> No fewer than four of the lines start with "Oh,".
>
>
> How did this annoying abortion get made?
>
> I suspect it was a group of actors improvising,
> using subject matter and talking points given to
> them beforehand. They then riffed on the wonders
> of the Gerber Life Grow-up Plan for however long
> the director said, and the footage was then edited
> down into the 30 nails-on-a-chalkboard-annoying
> seconds we're shown on TV.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: January 22, 2012 01:16PM

Annoyed Television Viewer Wrote:
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> I just realized what it is I hate about the new
> commercial for the Gerber Life Grow-up Plan that's
> being played in heavy rotation on the channels I
> watch (Science Channel, Discovery Channel, History
> Channel, and H2, among others).
>
> No fewer than four of the lines start with "Oh,".
>
>
> How did this annoying abortion get made?
>
> I suspect it was a group of actors improvising,
> using subject matter and talking points given to
> them beforehand. They then riffed on the wonders
> of the Gerber Life Grow-up Plan for however long
> the director said, and the footage was then edited
> down into the 30 nails-on-a-chalkboard-annoying
> seconds we're shown on TV.

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Re: Commercials I Hate - Keurig - Way to Brew!
Posted by: Homie D Clown ()
Date: January 22, 2012 11:22PM

I could not STAND the Keurig commercials played over and over again this past holiday season....

http://www.commercialsihate.com/keurig-way-to-brew_topic11266.html

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Donald Brown ()
Date: February 09, 2013 03:04PM

This annoying commercial is an other typical example of making the white male look stupid. In this example it incorporates a dumb white female wife as well for a change and who both can't help but start out with OWE.

The only racist, as always,is the Madison Avenue Advertising Bunch in producing this boring and and racist commercial. Gerber is just as guilty by employing them.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Just Say No ()
Date: February 10, 2013 11:45PM

Add EVERY car insurance commercial, starting with that bitch Flo. I want to attack her with a golf club.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Madison Avenue blues ()
Date: February 11, 2013 05:27AM

I like Flo. I think she can be very funny.

I do not care for the new Aamco commercials. They strike me as very creepy. A bear hugging your Mom? I preferred the previous version with the people making funny car noises. I wonder if its the same ad agency? Of course, I'd never go to Aamco unless they got AAA approval but then they'd jack their rates to pay for the AAA approval and they then would think they could eff the customer with the AAA approval and increase their labor and parts prices way beyond what AAA charged them for the approval. Wait, what?


I hate that creepy guy in the WakeUp America commercials. Immediately change the channel. I do same when gasbag Doug Kammerer does his act on channel 4.

The esurance commercials are getting better imo

I think what shame Joe Kennedy is bringing to his family name(of course his cousin had his ex wife dug up without asking anyone and moved to another place faraway in the cemetery. Elmer Fudd fights for the environment but treats people who he perceives as having wronged him as mierda) by exploiting that hard luck family for Venezuela gasoline.( I'll never buy gas at a citgo station) hell Joe K. just give them the money but don't parade them on a tv commercial

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Ten Toes in the Grave ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:34PM

Almost any of the drug commercials. Nice, happy music playing. Healthy, happy people enjoying life. And in the background, a non-stop list of all the side effects that can kill you or incapacitate you for life.

The only ones I hate more are the ones for the ambulance-chasing lawyers. I especially hate the ones that begin, "If you or a loved one has been killed or injured...you may be entitled to compensation."

Huh?

If I have been killed? I guess those TV stations have great signals to be able to reach me if I'm dead.

And I have to agree with "Me Too" about the life insurance policy with Gerber. Geez. If your kid dies, don't feel bad--here's ten grand from Gerber.

Oddly, the Flo commercials don't irritate me all that much. (Mrs. Ten Toes doesn't like them, though.) There was even one where Flo appeared to be getting aroused by a motorcyclist. And my search on YouTube produced this parody: http://youtu.be/OlGW5P97Bv0

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:52PM

That WaxVac commercial with the guy who sticks the q-tip in his ear and says "OW!"


hahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htbo1yW6qeU

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:52PM

Just Say No Wrote:
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> Add EVERY car insurance commercial, starting with
> that bitch Flo. I want to attack her with a golf
> club.


I would make sweet, sweet love to her real fast for about 30 seconds.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Sarahms ()
Date: March 08, 2013 09:55PM

Oh! I know exactly what you mean. I hate that commercial so much that I bothered to google it to see if anyone else hated it as much as I do. And here you are and you took the words right out of my mouth. You're probably right about how it came together, but at the end of the process, someone edited the footage together to have every other sentence start with "oh." And I want to throw a drink in that person's face.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Mike Lamb ()
Date: March 09, 2013 06:47PM

Does the Wax Vac work?

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Wilbur ()
Date: March 09, 2013 08:52PM

The Geico pig commercials:

Wheeeeeeee all the way home. Made me want to puke.

Stranded with the whore in the car. Can you say Bestiality?

Airplane. Stews should have thrown his ass off the plane or at least into the oven.

Cop stop. Cop was great actor. A bit funny, but the the pig checks out his ass in the rear view mirror. No wonder he did not have a clue with the car whore.

Bacon

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: XLBBRAT ()
Date: March 18, 2013 04:37PM

Drug commercials are part of the movement to get rid of the older generation as fast as possible to open up the few available jobs left for the newer generations that cannot find work. If they can create enough of a perceived need by creating a perception in the older folks that they all have symptoms of all the dreaded (and all the pharmal- manufactured and make-believe) diseases, (since when is ED a real disease? And "low testosterone"?? What a frickin' joke)! When I was young, old geezers were seen marrying pretty young gals and still having kids (even on through several generations of marriages) until they conked out!!! That was known then as men going through their "second youth"! They would buy cute fast cars in their 50's and 60's and drive around like teenagers showing off their new trophy wives!
Nowadays the TV commercials would have you believe all men over 30 just can't get get it up any more and therefore each must need "pharmacological intervention"! (Maybe their REAL problem is due to all the microwaves cooking everyone now, and no pills will cure that as long as the gigantic telco industry needs suckers to suck dry of as much cash as possible, insisting on the need for a cell phone that costs $150.00/month to be a life necessity for everyone!. And these fools believe that crap and therefore must immediately crawl up off the couch and limp off to beg their doctors to give them all those pills they see advertised on TV every hour of the day, to get that pharma poison shoved down their gullets, unknowingly shortening their life expectancies with every swallow. Whatever happened to a healthy lifestyle?

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Genco ()
Date: March 18, 2013 04:43PM

Are we really supposed to believe that the first guy talking in the Gerber Life commercial actually had sex with a woman? Furthermore, I don't want to buy car insurance from Ryan O'Reilly or Vern Schillinger.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: sledge ()
Date: April 05, 2013 12:40PM

I fucking hate that fucking Gerber commercial too. so glad i'm not the only one who finds serious fault with that piece of shit commercial.

I fucking hate those BDO commercials. "People who know, know BDO"? bullfuckingshit, no one has ever heard of these fuckers before their awful tv commercials infected the airwaves. I worked in mergers and acquisitions for years and have NEVER heard of them. It's so laughable, because even the premise of most of their shit commercials is that one of the actors is suprised to hear the other say that BDO is handling their shit. Well no shit! And their actors are just fucking terrible!

Okay, now here's the top most fucking hated commercial by me currently on tv: those old Tena ladies dancing it up with their pee pads in place. Soooooo fucking gross it makes me feel nauseous whenever that song starts playing!
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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: its free ()
Date: April 05, 2013 01:03PM

The fat black guy that is so happy to be in a wheelchair he starts singing. I mean who is happy over such a situation.
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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: oh ()
Date: May 03, 2013 09:36AM

Annoyed Television Viewer Wrote:
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> No fewer than four of the lines start with "Oh,".
>



Hate the way she puts her stupid hand up then runs the words together
"Oh, Ifoundoutabouthe gerberlifecollegeplan"


And the fucking "oh"s!
"Oh not me"
"Oh, no, we actually started"
"Oh it's a life insurance plan too"
"Oh that's different!"
FUCK YOU
They all need to be KICKED in the FUCKING FACE

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: ragtime ()
Date: May 03, 2013 09:41AM

any tampon commercial, do we really need to know how much blue water it can soak up on tv. women need to keep that shit to themselves.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: pat boone ()
Date: May 03, 2013 09:44AM

Those commercials that pander to old people in bad shape. Wheelchairs, diapers, catheters, hearing aids, sit down showers, stair lifts, aarp, funeral insurance diabetes supplies and the list goes on. Just give me a bottle of pills and let me go to my reward without wearing a diaper.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Kingdom to Ride ()
Date: May 03, 2013 09:49AM


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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Just Say No ()
Date: May 03, 2013 09:33PM

OMG, YES, that guy at the beginning of the Gerber Life commercial is SO CREEPY, i leap for the remote.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Guestamundo ()
Date: May 27, 2013 08:38AM

Annoyed Television Viewer Wrote:
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> I just realized what it is I hate about the new
> commercial for the Gerber Life Grow-up Plan that's
> being played in heavy rotation on the channels I
> watch (Science Channel, Discovery Channel, History
> Channel, and H2, among others).
>
> No fewer than four of the lines start with "Oh,".
>
>
> How did this annoying abortion get made?
>
> I suspect it was a group of actors improvising,
> using subject matter and talking points given to
> them beforehand. They then riffed on the wonders
> of the Gerber Life Grow-up Plan for however long
> the director said, and the footage was then edited
> down into the 30 nails-on-a-chalkboard-annoying
> seconds we're shown on TV.


I completely agree the Gerber commercial is horrible. My response time to change the television channel rivals that of changing the radio station whenever Springsteen comes on.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: May 27, 2013 08:49AM

We by any car is the worst.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Mr. Testa ()
Date: May 27, 2013 08:53AM

Forget shitty commercials, this is an awesome one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs

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I love you Angie, sorry honey
Posted by: king shit of turd mountain ()
Date: June 10, 2013 03:08PM

I hate those angie's list commercials. Where do they find these fake customers with shitty acting skills. "Oh, angie? I have her on speed dial!" Shut the fuck up bitch you absolutely do not have her on "speed dial".

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Cthulhu ()
Date: June 10, 2013 03:31PM

Mesothelioma class action law firms and those of a similar nature.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 10, 2013 03:54PM

Any of the cash advance commercials.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Fox watcher ()
Date: June 10, 2013 04:08PM

Those PC Matic commercials. For fun count how many times they say the company's name.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Sam Sandwich ()
Date: June 10, 2013 06:00PM

+1 on the Gerber Life.
The blacks know more than the whites?? Pleeze

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: LizDNO ()
Date: November 16, 2013 02:07PM

First few times, I looked at the table and it looked like the couples were writing out Gerber Life in a white powder. Isn't that what trendy young couples do? Now I'm just sick of it over and over and over. Also sick of:
Hi I'm Joan London and if you're worried about your mother..
Give me a break.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Sasquatchh ()
Date: November 17, 2013 07:38AM

Sasquatch hates loud commercials

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: RomulusnotRemus ()
Date: November 17, 2013 09:39AM

Macy's commercials. They managed to cram in every celebrity I can't fucking stand into one 30 second spot.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: looksmart ()
Date: December 06, 2013 09:09PM

Annoyed Television Viewer Wrote:
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> I just realized what it is I hate about the new
> commercial for the Gerber Life Grow-up Plan that's
> being played in heavy rotation on the channels I
> watch (Science Channel, Discovery Channel, History
> Channel, and H2, among others).
>
> No fewer than four of the lines start with "Oh,".
>
>
> How did this annoying abortion get made?
>
> I suspect it was a group of actors improvising,
> using subject matter and talking points given to
> them beforehand. They then riffed on the wonders
> of the Gerber Life Grow-up Plan for however long
> the director said, and the footage was then edited
> down into the 30 nails-on-a-chalkboard-annoying
> seconds we're shown on TV.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: looksmart ()
Date: December 06, 2013 09:18PM

Oh, where do I start? Oh, should I get started? Oh, maybe I should start now. Really, has this ad started again? Oh, don't get me started, on how much this ad reflects the general public's status in the united state of stupid -- except for the creative director who knew that idiots think this will show how much they care for and protect their youngsters.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Stud Beefpile ()
Date: January 06, 2014 04:56AM

FUCK that arrogant ass black woman acting like a fucking know it all.

"Oh, Ifoundoutaboutthe gerberlifecollegeplan." Every time she says that all I hear is "Oh, I'mafuckingafro-genius, andallyoucrackersaredumb." FUCK YOU!!

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: January 06, 2014 09:36AM

Put down the remote for good.
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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: End Is near ()
Date: January 06, 2014 09:58AM

Before I even opened the thread i was going to say the Gerber Life commercial. It thats lady attitude that and look that drives me crazy.

She might as well be saying "Oh well your kid is fucked and I'm really smart."

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Sarah1224 ()
Date: January 09, 2014 03:22PM

Has anybody mentioned the EHarmony commercial with that annoying ass kid? "I told him EHawmony has all the hot babes". Who the hell thought that kid and her annoying ass voice was cute? She could make punching children socially acceptable.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: abelard ()
Date: January 10, 2014 12:14AM

People of good character might disagree but I find the stupid Geico gecko commercials insufferable.

I do enjoy picking apart the images in the boner pill commercials. The guy 'pitching a tent' is a bit obvious, as is the guy on the boat trying to get his mast upright. The truck stuck in the mud now - not sure how that's supposed to be my junk.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: xwnxJ ()
Date: January 10, 2014 12:53AM

abelard Wrote:
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> ... not sure how that's supposed to be my junk.

My God, you're a real life Hank Hill, aren't you?

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: A Female ()
Date: January 10, 2014 01:10AM

If I hear the term 'four hour erection' one more time, I'm shooting out the TV.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: No prostrate problems ()
Date: January 10, 2014 06:51AM

The "less painful" catheter commercials. Ouch!

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Dexter Morgan ()
Date: January 10, 2014 07:14AM

It's just a scandal, not a distraction.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Bill in Reston ()
Date: January 22, 2014 11:45AM

When the woman in the Gerber Life commercial says, "It's pretty much worry free," what most people don't know is, this is an insurance plan, not a state or federal college plan, and the super dirty secret about insurance plans, is that for half of them, folks at some point in their life go through a tough financial time, can't pay their premium, and they lose every single penny that they paid into the plan. Every time I hear her say "pretty" much worry free, I cringe.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: fuck you, pig ()
Date: January 22, 2014 12:26PM

abelard Wrote:
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> People of good character might disagree but I find
> the stupid Geico gecko commercials insufferable.
>

I fucking HATE that stupid fucking pig's voice. HATE! Those commercials aren't "cute", aren't funny, they're just fucking stupid and annoying.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Make it stop ()
Date: January 22, 2014 12:30PM

When will that fucking Gerber commercial ever end?

Shit's been playing for a year or more and all the damn time.

WTF?

Kill it!

Take it out behind the garage and beat the living fuck out of it.

Chop it up into little pieces and burn it.

Pour acid on the ashes.

Dig a hole to the molten core of the Earth and throw that shit in.

KILL IT!

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: PaulinMD ()
Date: January 22, 2014 12:47PM

"New commercial" ???? I've got news for you - this commercial has been around over 20 years. I remember this stupid commercial back in the early 90's when my kids were toddlers.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 22, 2014 01:26PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> That WaxVac commercial with the guy who sticks the
> q-tip in his ear and says "OW!"
>
>
> hahaha
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htbo1yW6qeU
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Re: Commercials I Hate
Date: January 22, 2014 01:29PM

My fiance just got cable and let me just say..it sucks, lol. After watching Netflix and just steaming movies it's so weird and annoying watching commercials. I think we'll get rid of the cable but keep the high-speed internet. It's such a waste..you can literally watch anything that comes on cable online now.

BUT I do hate any commercials that involve activities that don't show an accurate picture of the product whatsoever.

Fucking skiing down a mountain at a fast pace, skydiving then back flipping into a pool...for some gum?! WHAT?!

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 22, 2014 01:36PM

The Dark Passenger Wrote:
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> My fiance just got cable and let me just say..it
> sucks, lol. After watching Netflix and just
> steaming movies it's so weird and annoying
> watching commercials. I think we'll get rid of the
> cable but keep the high-speed internet. It's such
> a waste..you can literally watch anything that
> comes on cable online now.
>
> BUT I do hate any commercials that involve
> activities that don't show an accurate picture of
> the product whatsoever.
>
> Fucking skiing down a mountain at a fast pace,
> skydiving then back flipping into a pool...for
> some gum?! WHAT?!


Or people that buy a car because of a hands-free "liftgate". Pssssh right

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Va hillbilly ()
Date: January 22, 2014 02:13PM

JCPennys has a commercial this past Christmas that pandered to wet back Mexicans and Felipe Navidad music. I called them and told them that I hope their store goes under and I'll never shop there again.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Phil Leap ()
Date: January 22, 2014 02:17PM

Va hillbilly Wrote:
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> pandered to wet back Mexicans and Felipe Navidad


lol

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: iheartradio ()
Date: January 22, 2014 02:48PM

I listen to a lot of i heart radio during the day at work. I cant fucking stand the Quicken Loans commercial every 20 mins.
"Do you own a home", "Do you pay your mortgage on time" "If so, you may qualify for HARP"
Fuck You Jay Farner and Fuck your Commercial

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: sometimes not a nice person ()
Date: January 22, 2014 03:14PM

UNICEF

"every day a child like this dies, (shows a malnourished black kid)"

GOOD! There are too many people in this world anyways.

ASPCA
shows a sick looking animal with sad music and a past their prime singer/actor

Any Apple Commercial
Always a trendy douchey, yet irritatingly catchy song playing. Followed by the trendy motherfucking douchey hipster cocksuckers dancing and playing with their damn phone or ipad having fun. Fuck your monopoly Apple

Here's another Apple one::::
Member the kid who's with his family during the holidays and is always on his phone during the beginning of the commercial? He looks all "Adam Lanza" like being all anti-social. Then he makes a nice photo/video montage of his family having fun. Fuck you apple for that one too.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Pillsbury Fuck ()
Date: January 22, 2014 03:26PM

The Geico commercial with the pillsbury dough douche.

As he's going through the metal detector he's being molested by the TSA.
WHY IS HE BEING SEARCHED? WHAT KIND OF WEAPON COULD BE ON HIS PERSON THAT SMALL AND COULD HARM A HUMAN?

On the other side, I like to think that GEICO is making fun of the TSA by showing how stupid they are by having them repeatedly feel-up the 10" in height doughboy while looking for some explosives or weapons. He's the size of a childs shoe, what the fuck could he possibly have?? Fuck you TSA!

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Date: January 22, 2014 03:30PM

can I get a link to this creepy gerber commercial?

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: gerber ()
Date: January 22, 2014 03:38PM


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Re: Commercials I Hate
Date: January 22, 2014 03:42PM

gerber Wrote:
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> http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7Y95/gerber-life-college-pl
> an


Okay, I guess white guy at the beginning is creepy. He looks like he's about to ask about swinging. I also hate helmet head white woman.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Midwesttwang ()
Date: January 22, 2014 05:11PM

Me Too Wrote:
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> "Yeah, but how did you know where to even START?"
> ARRGGHHH!
>
> What really kills me about this commercial is the
> parents saying "its a life insurance policy, too".
> So if the kid dies, we make a killing. Good to
> know.


And she says "start" like "sterrrrt".

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: January 22, 2014 05:16PM

Add the Progresso soup commercial where the wine swilling soccer mom's bragging about how much weight they have lost.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Trivago drifter ()
Date: February 12, 2014 12:06PM

Why did Trivago cast some drifter from the homeless shelter? Dude needs a shower, shave and a haircut. And his fucking clothes! Never wear your shirt tucked in without a belt.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: February 12, 2014 03:40PM

The commercial with the wine swilling soccer mom's bragging about the weight they lost eating Progresso
Soup.
Pillsbury cinnamon rolls where the little boy acts like a robot for the last roll.

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Posted by: RomulusnotRemus ()
Date: February 12, 2014 07:53PM

The Trivago guy is awful.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: RoadApples ()
Date: February 13, 2014 08:43PM

To BillInReston: Touche' to you on your observation.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: TruthHurst ()
Date: February 16, 2014 10:00AM

The commercial for the Google tablet with the nerdy middle school kid who has to give a class speech and is frightened but gains big balls after watching FDR's inaugural speech. He then delivers a speech that wets the panties of the hot class babe. Then he has to Google how to ask a girl out!! Plus he has chapped lips and braces. He should Google "how can I avoid getting my lunch money stolen and my ass kicked again after school?" These are far more pressing issues for this young douche.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: February 16, 2014 03:28PM

Hair cuttery can't go there unless your a skinny model.
Blue E cigarette with Jenny Mccarthy. I wish someone would smack that smug, self important look off her face

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Toaster Strodule ()
Date: February 16, 2014 04:01PM

The one they have that Hitler Youth kid, aryan race boy, going around trying to sign up other kids for his bundt. Toaster Strudell + Fourth Reich subtle mind control.

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: Whorse ()
Date: February 17, 2014 05:41PM

That horse and puppy one

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Re: Commercials I Hate
Posted by: eLester ()
Date: February 17, 2014 05:44PM

Some insurance company is now countering the GEICO commercials. You don't have to wait on the GEICO phone line for 15 minutes or more. Do they run commercials while you're on hold?

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