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If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: December 14, 2011 02:12PM

I think my vote is going to Ashton Kutcher

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: Not my style ()
Date: December 14, 2011 02:18PM

Not something I dwell on, my answer would have to be no one. I think if something happens I'll deal with it in a mature manner. Sorry.

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 14, 2011 02:20PM

Drew Barrymore or Julia Roberts

Signatures are for fags

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: December 14, 2011 02:20PM

Not my style Wrote:
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> Not something I dwell on, my answer would have to
> be no one. I think if something happens I'll deal
> with it in a mature manner. Sorry.


NERD!

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Date: December 14, 2011 02:22PM

Lohan

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 14, 2011 02:24PM

Justin Bieber

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 14, 2011 02:24PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Drew Barrymore or Julia Roberts




Woman beater!

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: What a pussy ()
Date: December 14, 2011 02:27PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > Drew Barrymore or Julia Roberts
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> Woman beater!


What a pussy!!

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: whats fair is fair ()
Date: December 14, 2011 02:32PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > Drew Barrymore or Julia Roberts
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> Woman beater!


Gender ends at the fist.

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: inkahootz's sobered girlfriend ()
Date: December 14, 2011 02:34PM

whats fair is fair Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Drew Barrymore or Julia Roberts
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Woman beater!
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>
> Gender ends at the fist.



that's what Pat says to me all the time when I'm pressed against the wall

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: December 14, 2011 02:47PM

Sky is the limit on this choice, so I will be greedy and pick one for each gender.
Female: Kim Kardashian
Male: Tom Cruise

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: BB*X ()
Date: December 14, 2011 03:30PM

Definitely that fat cow Nancy Grace, I can't stand her damn voice.

A close second would be Tonya Harding, if you've ever seen any of those old World's Craziest Whatever shows you would want to hit her with a 2x4 too.

If I had to pick a male I think I might go with Jesse James, that guy always comes off as such a douche.

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Date: December 14, 2011 03:35PM

Kris Jenner when she was pregnant with each of the Kardashian monster spawn.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: December 14, 2011 03:37PM

BB*X Wrote:
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> Definitely that fat cow Nancy Grace, I can't stand
> her damn voice.
>
> A close second would be Tonya Harding, if you've
> ever seen any of those old World's Craziest
> Whatever shows you would want to hit her with a
> 2x4 too.
>
> If I had to pick a male I think I might go with
> Jesse James, that guy always comes off as such a
> douche.

One of the best Junkies segments ever was one with him on it. They started asking him about Sandra Bullock and he was getting heated. They called him nerd and douche and hung up on him. Great stuff.

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: December 14, 2011 04:03PM

Dan Snyder.

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: Marching Major ()
Date: December 14, 2011 04:12PM

Hey JBass, did you go to Mt. Vernon High School?

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: December 14, 2011 04:14PM

I can't think of anyone who needs to be "curb-stomped" more than Lloyd Blankfein, the CEO of Goldman-Sachs,,,,
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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: December 14, 2011 04:32PM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> I can't think of anyone who needs to be
> "curb-stomped" more than Lloyd Blankfein, the CEO
> of Goldman-Sachs,,,,


That word is infamous.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 14, 2011 04:48PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 10:48PM by Alias.

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: takeback ()
Date: December 14, 2011 04:51PM

captain kirk and Mary lou retton.

Beat them until they pass out cold.

Then I will feel my vengence has been dulled out in full.

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: December 14, 2011 04:53PM


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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 14, 2011 04:53PM

Kim Kardashian and Khris Humphries



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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 14, 2011 04:57PM

JBass Wrote:
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> I think my vote is going to Ashton Kutcher


Exactly who I was thinking when I clicked the link!

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: December 14, 2011 04:59PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Jon Corzine- former CEO of MF Global.
>
> Simply doesn't know what happened to $1.2 billion
> in missing customer funds.
>
> He screwed his customers just the way he screwed
> the people of NJ when he was governor.
>
> Money is always disappearing when Corzine is
> around.
>
> He's a crook.
>
> OR,
>
> Eric Holder - Attorney General, AKA lying scumbag.


John Corzine also needs a curb stomping,,,,

I would love to throw these thieves into a cage with the people they ripped off ,,, or have them do a home invasion on their mansions,,,

Pitchforks and torches,,,,

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 14, 2011 05:00PM

Also, Bill Maher and maybe even Terrell Suggs/Ray Lewis.

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: December 14, 2011 05:02PM

Surprised no one has said Donald Trump yet,,,

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: Mr Orgasm bump ()
Date: December 14, 2011 05:08PM

Jerry Sandusky's lawyer

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: December 14, 2011 09:22PM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Surprised no one has said Donald Trump yet,,,


Trump was my first thought...

Can I just take the GOP and Tea Party one at a time?

A Minor Threat

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: I would fuckin' pull his hair out ()
Date: December 14, 2011 09:49PM

Donald Trump...hands down

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 14, 2011 10:07PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 10:18PM by Alias.

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: December 14, 2011 11:01PM

Alias Wrote:
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> postpoppunk Wrote:

> >
> > Trump was my first thought...
> >
> > Can I just take the GOP and Tea Party one at a
> > time?
>
> Sure, but could you first go rambo on the
> Democrats and the flea infested slobs occupying
> and destroying private property?


Actually, I think you have a good point...not in the politics of your response, but by unintentionally reminding me that I despise labels in all forms.

I SHOULD, and usually would, have just said line up all the "Politically Radical Fucks" and allow me to beat them down one at a time. This would have been label-free and encompassed ALL those I would enjoy harming.

Thanks Alias...it is good to be reminded of one's own life of hypocrisy every once in a while. Humbling and enlightening at the same time...keeps a person in check and re-ignites a personal belief all at once.

A Minor Threat

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: Joejoe ()
Date: December 14, 2011 11:23PM

Well let me be the first to say it: Barrack Obama and Nichole Richie.

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: Curious Jorge ()
Date: December 15, 2011 12:59AM

Trumps arrogant ass

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: December 15, 2011 01:39AM

Michael Moore. To a fucking pulp.

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Re: If you could beat up one famous person, who would it be?
Posted by: Bannedmofos ()
Date: December 15, 2011 01:44AM

Stupid fuckin question

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 15, 2011 01:45AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 10:17PM by Alias.

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