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Jenna Bush wedding
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: February 15, 2008 11:03AM

The White House and the Office of the First Lady haven't disclosed the date for the wedding (It's May 10, 2008!) in Crawford (Waco, TX). Anone here going?

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Re: Jenna Bush wedding
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: February 15, 2008 11:59AM

yes, i am the groom...

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Re: Jenna Bush wedding
Posted by: still703 ()
Date: February 15, 2008 12:25PM

you want to crash it?

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Re: Jenna Bush wedding
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: February 15, 2008 12:42PM

Since W. knows he should not be drinking at the wedding (perhaps later after everyone leaves, so he doesn't walk into a door or something in front of the guests), and drinking in front of Arab dignitaries is plain disrespectful, it is safe to assume the wedding reception will be somewhat dry (Perhaps champagne only). Therefore, we can logically assume major drinking by Jenna's chick friends will be done later that night at their hotel bars.

Here is the plan for you single FFU men; wear a tuxedo, memorize the song "Texas fight," and go to all the hotel bars later that evening and hit on Jenna's drunken single friends. Brilliantly simple isn't it? Why do i have to come up with all the ideas around here?

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Re: Jenna Bush wedding
Posted by: duh ()
Date: February 15, 2008 06:46PM

A lot of young Americans will never have a wedding because of this lying asshole. They got funerals instead.

With that in mind, I hope Jenna's nuptials are kept very low key...but I'm not optimistic. These are some no-class mofos were talking about here.

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Re: Jenna Bush wedding
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: February 15, 2008 09:22PM

Hopefully some bachelorette pictures make it to the internet. Nothing like gratutous beaver shots.

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Re: Jenna Bush wedding
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: February 15, 2008 09:22PM

She's a drunken whore by the way..



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/15/2008 09:22PM by 496.

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Re: Jenna Bush wedding
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: February 16, 2008 05:49AM

to be fair, duh, many people who have already had weddings were also killed....

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Re: Jenna Bush wedding
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: February 16, 2008 05:51AM

I loved the stories in the paper about the secret service driving Jenna to some degenerate in NW to buy ecstasy or coke or something, and standing by knowing full well what the guy was up to.

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Re: Jenna Bush wedding
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: February 16, 2008 10:58AM

still703 Wrote:
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> you want to crash it?


let me rephrase that question for you. "do you want to get arrested by the secret service?"


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Jenna Bush wedding
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: February 16, 2008 02:53PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> still703 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > you want to crash it?
>
> let me rephrase that question for you. "do you
> want to get arrested by the secret service?"


I can see it now- the anchor on the NBC Nightly News will report

"The wedding went on with only a minor incident. We are getting unconfirmed reports of the Secret Service taking away an uninvited individual trying to gain access to the event. Witness's have claimed the individual was shouting "I am Gravis, let's party!" right before the authorities showed up and arrested him"

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Re: Jenna Bush wedding
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: February 17, 2008 07:07PM

Radiophile Wrote:
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> I can see it now- the anchor on the NBC Nightly
> News will report
>
> "The wedding went on with only a minor incident.
> We are getting unconfirmed reports of the Secret
> Service taking away an uninvited individual trying
> to gain access to the event. Witness's have
> claimed the individual was shouting "I am Gravis,
> let's party!" right before the authorities showed
> up and arrested him"



it's far more likely meade would walk in with a guitar and ask people "isn't meade skelton great?" and "why isnt there any sweet tea here?"


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Jenna Bush wedding
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: February 19, 2008 05:27PM

lmao!

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