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Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: Jesus your Savior.. ()
Date: December 08, 2011 02:07PM

Attention.

You have all sinned and I will strike you down today. Like Final Destination you will all start dying randomly one after another after another.

You laughed in my face prior when I warned you. You will now pay the ultimate price, a horrible death and an elevator trip straight down where you will suffer immensly for eternity.

I will be there.

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: leapy ()
Date: December 08, 2011 02:08PM

Jesus your Savior.. Wrote:
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> Attention.
>
> You have all sinned and I will strike you down
> today. Like Final Destination you will all start
> dying randomly one after another after another.
>
> You laughed in my face prior when I warned you.
> You will now pay the ultimate price, a horrible
> death and an elevator trip straight down where you
> will suffer immensly for eternity.
>
> I will be there.

Pics or STFU!

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: FUNoob ()
Date: December 08, 2011 02:09PM

Who's Jesus?

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: December 08, 2011 02:10PM

Jesus was a fraud.

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Date: December 08, 2011 02:22PM

Jesus rides beside me. He never buys any smokes.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: December 08, 2011 02:36PM

Jesus your Savior.. Wrote:
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> Attention.
>
> You have all sinned and I will strike you down
> today. Like Final Destination you will all start
> dying randomly one after another after another.
>
> You laughed in my face prior when I warned you.
> You will now pay the ultimate price, a horrible
> death and an elevator trip straight down where you
> will suffer immensly for eternity.
>
> I will be there.


You seem a bit edgy.

Maybe decaf would help?

Seeya soon!

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: FurfaxTownie ()
Date: December 08, 2011 02:36PM

Jesus take the wheel


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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: December 08, 2011 02:50PM

I want Carrie to take my cock

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: FurfaxTownie ()
Date: December 08, 2011 02:54PM

Just tell her that Jesus and Tim Tebow told you it was ok that she does.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/08/2011 02:54PM by FurfaxTownie.

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: December 08, 2011 02:58PM

Id lick her butthole.

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: December 08, 2011 03:02PM

Jesus isn't my savior, he mows my lawn. Jesus is my savior. Get it right.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: Olde Farte ()
Date: December 08, 2011 03:16PM

FUNoob Wrote:
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> Who's Jesus?

He's a writer for Gizmodo: http://gizmodo.com/people/jesusdiaz/

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Date: December 08, 2011 03:33PM

Jesus your Savior.. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Attention.
>
> You have all sinned and I will strike you down
> today. Like Final Destination you will all start
> dying randomly one after another after another.
>
> You laughed in my face prior when I warned you.
> You will now pay the ultimate price, a horrible
> death and an elevator trip straight down where you
> will suffer immensly for eternity.
>
> I will be there.

God of love right there.

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: December 08, 2011 05:12PM

"Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name.
Your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil."

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LIVING FOR GOD...NOT OF THE WORLD
Posted by: READS THE BIBLE ()
Date: December 08, 2011 08:37PM

Just read The Bible.

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Re: LIVING FOR GOD...NOT OF THE WORLD
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 08, 2011 08:37PM

READS THE BIBLE Wrote:
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> Just read The Bible.


Too boring.

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Re: LIVING FOR GOD...NOT OF THE WORLD
Posted by: Burn ()
Date: December 08, 2011 08:39PM

Kittie Wrote:
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> READS THE BIBLE Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just read The Bible.
>
>
> Too boring.


Burn in hell slut

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Re: LIVING FOR GOD...NOT OF THE WORLD
Posted by: Mr Orgasm bump ()
Date: December 08, 2011 08:39PM

lOL
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Re: LIVING FOR GOD...NOT OF THE WORLD
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 08, 2011 08:45PM

Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
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> lOL


Burn in hell slut.

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Re: LIVING FOR GOD...NOT OF THE WORLD
Posted by: Mr Orgasm bump ()
Date: December 08, 2011 08:47PM

Kittie Wrote:
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> Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
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> > lOL
>
>
> Burn in hell slut.
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Re: LIVING FOR GOD...NOT OF THE WORLD
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 08, 2011 08:48PM

Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
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> Kittie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > lOL
> >
> >
> > Burn in hell slut.


Jesus likes this!

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Re: LIVING FOR GOD...NOT OF THE WORLD
Posted by: Dumb bitch ()
Date: December 08, 2011 08:50PM

Stop you dumb bitch

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Re: LIVING FOR GOD...NOT OF THE WORLD
Posted by: Mr Orgasm bump ()
Date: December 08, 2011 08:50PM

You told me to burn in hell. Kittie. I am going to hurt you.
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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: rofl @ dumb bitch ()
Date: December 08, 2011 08:51PM

i posted in the BTYB thread as "dumbitch" at the SAME time you did HAAAHA

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Re: LIVING FOR GOD...NOT OF THE WORLD
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 08, 2011 08:53PM

Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
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> You told me to burn in hell. Kittie. I am going
> to hurt you.


Promise? :)

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Re: LIVING FOR GOD...NOT OF THE WORLD
Posted by: Jesus is your savior ()
Date: December 08, 2011 09:08PM

Kittie Wrote:
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> Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You told me to burn in hell. Kittie. I am
> going
> > to hurt you.
>
>
> Promise? :)


You need church. You are a lost soul.. Keep your filth off of this thread.

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: Hey JBass ()
Date: December 08, 2011 09:14PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Id lick her butthole.

But would you felch her?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felching

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: Mr Orgasm bump ()
Date: December 08, 2011 09:19PM

squirt
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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: Playa ()
Date: December 08, 2011 09:20PM

Make it rain!

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: Sick People ()
Date: December 08, 2011 09:21PM

Sick perverted sex fiends jbass , mr. orgasm bump , kittie and frisky dingo all burning in hell soon

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: Judas Iscariot ()
Date: December 08, 2011 09:28PM

I feel left out...

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 08, 2011 09:28PM

Sick People Wrote:
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> Sick perverted sex fiends jbass , mr. orgasm bump
> , kittie and frisky dingo all burning in hell soon


I'd have a no pants party with all them any day

 

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: sinnerbob ()
Date: December 08, 2011 09:30PM

Jesus is coming soon...Look busy!

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Re: Attention Fairfax Underground Off Topic Posters******
Posted by: Mr Orgasm bump ()
Date: December 08, 2011 09:30PM

You want more Jesus?
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Re: LIVING FOR GOD...NOT OF THE WORLD
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 08, 2011 11:12PM

Jesus is your savior Wrote:
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> Kittie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You told me to burn in hell. Kittie. I am
> > going
> > > to hurt you.
> >
> >
> > Promise? :)
>
>
> You need church. You are a lost soul.. Keep your
> filth off of this thread.

Church sucks and is very boring. I'd rather be drinking mimosas Sunday mornings.

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Re: LIVING FOR GOD...NOT OF THE WORLD
Posted by: Run now Run ()
Date: December 08, 2011 11:47PM

Then burn baby burn

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